The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast - Jizz in My Pants and Virgania Horsen's Pony Express

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

This week The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers talk about the digital short, Jizz In My Pants! Plus, they chat about the SNL episode with Tim McGraw hosting and memorable sketches like Clear Rite, Blizzard Man, Trick or Turkey, Dateline, and Virgania Horsen's Pony Express. They also revisit a deleted scene from last week's digital short AND you won't want to miss this week's latest podcast jingle from a special guest! Virgania Horsen's Pony Express - https://youtu.be/yuQmfOhWZaM?si=gxqDOimUtMGrFB43Jizz in My Pants - https://youtu.be/4pXfHLUlZf4?si=WxIdJkvhd1khR0BNEveryone’s a critic (air version) - https://youtu.be/NTwwxs3Lqhc?si=9pB7QwIuc5bWxlosJon Hamm’s Jon Ham - https://youtu.be/IiLJsOsRKUI?si=u5l0WztbZ6NaNUbrBlizzard Man with Ludacris and T-Pain - https://youtu.be/vnEwHOoKg-I?si=7_PNQI2G9cAChk2zClear-Rite - https://youtu.be/BG684Ws80J0?si=Bz1TrW4ZyULd7KJ2Dateline: Real Life Crimes - https://youtu.be/sxlr6LAjx-E?si=CUMbE18zxQg-iLcp The Real Me | Kyle M - https://www.stonesthrow.com/store/the-real-me/ (Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired.) We know you want more out of these show notes but we're being serious when we can't find some things. And if the guys mention that something WILL be in the show notes then it will either be here or on the show's Insagram page. So make sure you're following that @lonelymeyerspod. And even if they do say something will be in the show notes that doesn't always mean it will actually be in the show notes. Apologies if you feel like we're letting you down but please know it doens't make us feel good either. Oh and don't forget to send us an email! [e-mail] - just not about the show notes please. Thanks! Support our sponsors:Maker's MarkThis episode of The Lonely Island Podcast is brought to you by our friends at Maker's Mark. You too can celebrate the spirited women in your life with a free personalized label to go with a bottle of Maker’s Mark! Head to makersmarkpersonalize.com and fill in the details in order to create and mail your custom label. MAKER'S MARK MAKES THEIR BOURBON CAREFULLY. PLEASE ENJOY IT THAT WAY. Maker's Mark® Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whisky, 45% Alc./Vol. ©2025 Maker's Mark Distillery, Inc., Loretto, KY.   CremoHead to Target or Target.com to find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants in the Italian Bergamont and Palo Santo scents. Once again, that’s Target or Target.com. Produced by Rabbit Grin ProductionsExecutive Producers Jeph Porter and Rob HolyszLead Producer Kevin MillerCreative Producer Samantha SkeltonCoordinating Producer Derek JohnsonCover Art by Olney AtwellMusic by Greg Chun and Brent AsburyEdit by Cheyenne Jones

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45% alcohol per volume. Copyright 2025, Makersmark Distillery Incorporated, Laredo, Kentucky. Hey everybody, welcome to the podcast. We just got off to the best start and we had to stop Yhorm because we thought everybody here should hear it as well. I'm doing great.

You guys, the last couple of weeks, I've been really on fire, you know? You have been red hot. Yeah, my version of red hot, yeah. No, genuinely. I feel as though you've been the glue guy the last couple of episodes, Yhorm. Thanks, thanks Seth.

But then you just, you are a collector of people, Jorm. That's true. But the people you collect are like mad lib entries. I was telling these guys before we started this podcast that I have some Finnish friends staying with me. For lack of a better term, he's sort of a shaman and she's a clairvoyant, but they do body work. And they're, I'm kind of running a spa out of my house.

Gotcha. So you directed a film in the great nation of Finland. You had enough time while you're doing this to befriend a shaman and his clairvoyant wife. And now it sounds as though you're running an illegal spa out of your home. There's no money exchanging hands, I assume. No, I'm losing money.

If anything, I've been paying for people's session. Lonely Island, save my podcast. Hey fellas. Hi. What up? We're gonna talk about two episodes. One episode has two shorts, but there's an episode with no shorts I want to talk about

as well, but just a little bit of housekeeping off the top. Hit us. From the comments, people were very excited about the mention of the Phoenix Theater in Ross Trent. Oh, was that the name of the theater? Oh, in Petaluma? Yeah, in Petaluma. Everybody was sort of shouting out in the comics, oh my God, the Phoenix, I love that

place, I can't believe they mentioned it. Oh, awesome. That's cool. Nice. One of our friends released an album this week. And I feel like we should give a quick shout out to Kyle Mooney. I was just listening to it again. Oh, that's so wonderful.

Put down your phone. Put down your phone. What is the name of that song? Turn off the TV. Digital world. We're living in a digital society. Yeah, Kyle Mooney, I highly recommend first going What is the name of that song? Turn off the TV. Digital world. We're living in a digital society. Yeah. Kyle Mooney, I highly recommend first going

to watch a YouTube video, which is basically a release video, talking about the release of his album. The album is called The Real Me. Yeah, it's dry as a bone. Dry as a bone. So really, the cover is great. It does look like a singer-songwriter album from the 70s.

It's beautifully taken photograph. Yeah, it's a nice cover for sure. My favorite thing about the release video is he's talking about he finally gets to show the real him and then he keeps having, you hear his side of a conversation where it seems like maybe his manager is angrily calling and saying,

you can't let people see the real you. And it's a delight. Somebody asked why Single Ladies isn't online and it is music clearance. Oh, I didn't know it wasn't. I didn't actually double-check this person's work, but I assume our listeners are good enough at Googling. How can they not get it cleared?

I feel like they know the lady who would be responsible for that, you know? Yeah. And then somebody wrote this comment, which I just enjoyed the wording. Excuse I, Seth, I had to stop the episode to comment and say that you are a turbo white bald head for not thinking Ross Trent was criterion. Yeah.

Very well phrased, in my opinion. Yeah, very well phrased. Seth, by the way, your shirt is on the way. I designed it. It's coming. Oh, great. I mean, that would be a real, your move to actually make the shirt. I do fully believe you.

Uh... Seth, I saw one on the YouTube, and then you continue, which was somebody commented, Quades is the collective name for fans of the Lonely Island and Seth Meyers podcast. So are Quades our little monsters? Whoa, I would be down with that for the record.

Speaking of Quades, there was a very long comment from a gentleman who asked if we could give a shout out for his daughter's birthday in a future podcast. Her name is Suzy and then her dad, whose name is Gabe, wrote a long email about, and again, who knows if this is true or not, but it does seem like they're big fans of the Lonely Island. And he did say, for her birthday, I got her and myself matching shirts with Andy's face from the famous SNL skit, Quado, with the caption,

Hey Quaid got any smits. Oh my god. If you were walking down the street, Andy, and saw a father-daughter wearing t-shirts and said, Hey Quaid got any smits, would you? I would drop to my knees and bow to them and praise the heavens for their existence. How fucking wonderful.

That's incredible. All right, so this is just a comment. We should say happy birthday, shouldn't we? Yeah, happy birthday to Suzy. and praise the heavens for their existence. How fucking wonderful. That's incredible. All right, so this is just a comment. We should say happy birthday, shouldn't we? Yeah, happy birthday to Suzy. Yeah, Suzy, happy birthday. Happy birthday, Quaid. Hey, thanks for being part of Quaid Army.

That's a key one. Thanks, Quaid Army. Yeah, Quaid Army, that's awesome. I mean, righteous kill. Righteous kill on Quaid Army. Oh, righteous kill. Oh, my God. To all my Quaids out there, righteous kill. Yeah, if you see another member of Quaid Army out there,

you give him a righteous kill. All right. Oh, wait. We did find the missing scene from Everyone Loves a Critic. We did. Do you guys want to talk about what it is? Sure. It was that we go to talk to Casey Wilson's interview

character, but we don't pull the painting out there. Right. She says something that then leads us to pull out again. And Will Forte is a college professor teaching a film class, right? Yeah, on meta. Yeah. On like meta cinema.

On being meta. Yeah, on being meta. I do think, you don't think that the painting got pulled out? I thought the painting got pulled out on Casey, and as she's melting. No, we didn't see it. Oh. We saw the back of it. We saw her reaction to the painting got pulled out. I thought the painting got pulled out on Casey and as she's melting. No, we didn't see it. We saw the back of it.

We saw her reaction to the painting, but in the Will one, you actually saw the painting. Okay, class. So that was a clip from Andy Samberg and Paul Rudd's experimental film, "'Everyone's a Critic, or Are They?' Oh, it gets longer titles as it goes. So it pulls out of a TV and yeah,

we don't show Casey the painting. And then Forte says, it's a special treat. I got the writer, directors, Andy Samberg and Paul Rudd. And we come in. Do you want me to just play it? Could you guys hear that? Yeah. Yeah, play it.

Now as a special treat, here to talk about their film, please help me in welcoming Andy Samberg and Paul Rudd. Thank you. Thanks. You know, it's been a really fund. Hey. Thank you. Thanks. Thank you. You know, it's been a really fun ride. Yeah, you know, we've just been traveling around and talking about our hit short film, but today we brought along something really special.

That's right, we did. You may remember the painting from the film. Well, here it is. It happens here. I don't know. It might have been weird. Barf. Guy blows his own brains out. More barf.

Kenan's drinking glass cleaner. Forte puts a shotgun in his mouth. We get blood sprayed on us again. Oh good. And we're super bummed looking. And then it cuts. That might be the funniest way to experience it. I also like that the audio is looping, the screams.

We hadn't perfected it yet, because we decided to cut bait on it so we never smoothed it out. My favorite sound design is the clapping when you guys come in. They're so unenthused. Just like a classroom clapping. Carolette. That's real.

But you've got a perfect, perfect direction there. So Andy, should you have kept it in, or was it a good cut? I think it was actually a good cut in seeing this. And the reason was the moment when it cuts away from Casey interviewing us is not funny enough. There's no joke. Right, right, right.

So it's just dragging it out. If we had had it happen in the Casey one, and then we pulled out of that, and then we did it again in the classroom, that might have worked. The other thing, do we want to talk about what the painting actually was? Yes. Have we ever said?

Don't leave people guessing. I don't know that it can ever live up. I mean, the reason no one knows is it can't live up to it. That's the problem. Yeah, but I want to know, because I forgot. But do you have a picture of it, though, Andy, so we can describe it? Because I remember the basics. Was it, was he, I mean, I'm just going to blur something out But do you have a picture of it though, Andy, so we can describe it? Because I remember the basics.

Was he, I'm just gonna blur something out. Hitler's surfing and he's talking and he's saying, me so horny, like me so soup. So it's one of Mere Red's bodies on the couch. So it looks like it's actually a painting of the couch and the posing naked, but the head is Hitler. The fingers are hot dogs. No, that's right. Hot dog fingers, predating everything everywhere But the head is Hitler. The fingers are hot dogs.

Oh, hot dog fingers. Predating everything everywhere all at once by a decade. By a long, long while. But it was from that universe, from the hot dog finger universe. I would just say it's from the same universe. There's no way they could have known. Because we never told and we never showed. It exists.

It was from that timeline. Go ahead. Correct. And Hitler is saying in a dialogue bubble, miso horny. As in miso soup. Miso soup, horny. It's spelled M-I-S-O.

Yeah. Because there was a restaurant we went to in Vancouver when we were shooting Hot Rod, that their catchphrase was miso horny, M-I-S-O. Oh my God. And they had all these famous figures from history saying miso horny on the wall. This is a real question.

Do you guys ever think he actually said that in real life? Definitely. Yeah, nothing except that. You think Hitler ever said Miso horny, but he was talking about Miso as in Miso soup? Weigh in in the comments. Hey, Quaid army. Quaid army, what do you think?

Did Hitler ever say Miso hornyelt M-I-S-O? I think the waiter that night ran into the kitchen and was like, the Quaid Army's here. And just FYI, they have definitely noticed the historical figure saying me so horny, and I bet it's going to turn up in one of their shorts. Hey, this is just a tie-in, and I kind of feel like I should have started with this.

I went day drinking with Paul Rudd yesterday. Oh, fun. How'd it go? I'm so hungover. You don't seem it at all. I think we gave him the painting for the record. I think Paul has that painting somewhere, like in a closet and doesn't know what to do with it. Oh yeah, we should get a voice note maybe.

Yeah. He's got like a cool bar he told me about. I think it should be up in there. Oh yeah, upstate. If you guys know Paul, definitely encourage him to put that painting up, put it in the bar, people are gonna love it. I've been to the Paul Rudd bar.

Yeah. And I didn't, I feel like I would remember if I saw it. I've never seen that. Did you go to the bathroom in there? It could have been in the bathroom. I did go in the bathroom. You didn't see it in there? Number one or number two?

Yeah, you might have been facing the wrong way. Yep, maybe it was right behind you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. How many times in your life, Andy, or what percentage of the time when people say, I went to the bathroom, do you feel you say number one or number two?

Do you feel like it's 95% or higher? No, I was going to say nothing crazy. Probably just like 75%. I think that's probably right. I clean three out of four. Makes sense. Yeah. Depends if we're a mixed company, you know,

people that I don't know very well, I would definitely ask them as an icebreaker. Yeah, oh, so people you don't know well, there's a higher likelihood you would say. Yes, it's more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, classic Mr. X. You might slow down with people who've said it to you so many times it feels hackneyed.

Exactly. Seth, maybe ask Rudd if he wants to send a voice note addressing A, if he still has the painting, B, if he does, where it is, and C, how he feels about Yoram telling everyone he has a bar in his house. Okay, great. I think he's talking about interviews,

but let's let him answer. That's why I wanna ask you, Kiva! All right, okay. Sorry, dude. Fuck. Shit. This guy's crazy. All right, so we just loop back to everyone's a critic. We do have a Jon Hamm voice note.

We asked for Jon to record a voice note. Oh, and let me add, he's coming back to host. Yes, SNL, not this. How many times is that? This will be his fourth time. He did three in three years, and it's been a real gap. And it's very exciting that he's back. He was one of the best to ever do it.

I think we established that last week and it's John Hamm and Lizzo. So you can't ask for much more than that. Let's hear his note. Hi guys, John Hamm here. Longtime listener, first time voice noter. Super fun reliving the first time I hosted all the insanity that happened.

Amy having her baby, special guests, different things between dress and air. You guys were saying I was doing JFK at dress. I actually was doing Dean Martin at dress. Wow, Seth fucked up. Yeah, I fucked up, I'll own it. Which then turned into James Mason for the Vincent Price show. I'm reminded how much fun I had on that show doing not only the

trick-or-treat sketch with Forte, but John Hamm's John Hamm and the Vincent Price show and working with everybody in what is in fact I think we can all agree and golden era. Thank you. So much fun you guys this whole thing this whole journey with you has been incredibly fun and You guys, this whole thing, this whole journey with you has been incredibly fun and I can't wait to continue the journey. I loved Ross Trent and I was happy that I got to not be in that one

so I could be in a little one, I believe that was called The Curse, to be continued. Be very excited when that shows up. Only problem with that very sweet message is what we asked John is, did you remember that Andy had a shitty costume for the Mad Men thing, and did you remember that Akiva didn't show up?

So we will be needing a second voice note. That'll be a follow-up, Hammer. Don't just freestyle. We asked you questions. John, we'd like you to record it the week of your show when you're in the thick of it. Yeah. So you got the adrenaline pumping.

Between dress and air, please. Yeah, preferably between dress and air. That's Akiva saying that, and I back him up though fully. He's my friend. I support him. Thank you. And then if you could also, with your phone, get a voice note from Lauren asking if he knows that this is a podcast.

Another one, really? Um, all right, well, I'm so happy he's coming back to Host. You know who else is coming back to Host? Who? Boom. Equally long break, Jack Black. I know Jack. Oh, that's fucking killer.

That's great. I am excited. Awesome. It's just like an 18 year break or something crazy. Yeah. Hey, Tim McGraw, Ludacris and T-Pain. And then we're gonna get to the Malkovich episode, which has two shorts.

Tim McGraw, oh, there was a Blizzard man. Blizz showed up. Yeah. We didn't do any shorts, is that right? Yeah, there was nothing, there was no short. T-Pain was in Blizzard Man. Was he? Who was the musical guest?

So the musical guest was Ludacris and T-Pain. Got it. It was like Ludacris and then T-Pain joined on one song, or they did both songs? First song was definitely both, and I can't remember the second. But the thrust of this Blizzard man is that T-Pain is finding out

he's being replaced by Blizzard man. Yeah, about that. I decided to replace you on the song. Replace me? Yeah. T-Pain? Yes. With who?

The Blizzard man. The Blizzard man? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, the Blizzard Man. Yeah, I heard he ripped it at Common's last show. Yep. I ain't never heard of him. Well, get ready, because you about to right now. That's him.

Blizzy B. Yo, what up? What up, boy? What's going on, man? Blizzy B. T-Pain, T-Pain, Blizzy B. What'd it do? What'd it do? What'd it do? Is it the first Blizzard Man?

Is it the first Blizzard Man? I don't know. Is it the first Blizzard Man? No, we wouldn't have done... No, it wasn't the first Blizzard Man because Tim McGraw joins as your manager, and I feel like it feels very much like a second one. Uh, was the first one with Ludacris also, though? I think it maybe was, yeah.

That's probably why we brought it back. When he hosted. When he hosted in 2006. That's why I got confused. Some of these lyrics are pretty good. I'm jumping ahead now. I mean, I really like the second Blizz. Chris Blizzard, man. Way better than T-Pain.

Check my style out. We're at the strip club spending cash. Ones and fives and even twos. We make it rain, cause it's a song. And I throw a silver dollar And a lady gets hurt, yo stop snitching And a lady gets hurt Yo stop snitching

That was when stop snitching was a new thing. Well newish to the pop culture world. Yeah, no Matt Murray on this one cause he had moved on. So it was just us three lonely Island boys. You don't think he sent in some jokes from afar? He must have. I feel like you always texted him when we were doing one. We always would, yeah. You don't think he sent in some jokes from afar? He must have. I feel like you always texted him when we were doing one. We always would, yeah, but didn't give him

writing credit, apparently. There's a thing about Liz that I want to give him credit for, because he, later in the song, I dig smooching babes, I squeeze their butts. And, you know, that's a little problematic, except his very next line, if they give their consent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We drink lots of codeine and sit around.

That was my favorite. A jam comes on and we all do the crump. We do the crump. Wow. There's a certain something here. This episode of the Lonely Island Podcast is brought to you by our friends at Maker's Mark. And I'm with some of my friends right now.

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Once again, that's Target or Target.com. Hey, there were just a couple sketches I wanted to mention that I completely forgot about. One is called Clear Write and it's Wig doing a commercial for basically like an invisible retainer that you can't see. And she's talking about how great it is, but you can definitely see it. And she has to keep stopping while she's talking

just to like either keep it in her mouth or just swallow the saliva that's building up. And it's a real tour de force-y wig performance. And it's also so great because I feel as though it would be a pre-tape today. And the fact that it's live makes it just a delight because she has the audience completely on a string and she is taking longer and longer each time

she has to pause mid-sentence to sort of manage her mouth. I'm like you. I want beautiful straight teeth, but I don't want metal in my mouth for everyone to see or those so-called clear braces that are... totally noticeable. Hey, here comes my friend Tyler, who recently got those invisible braces. Hey, here comes my friend Tyler, who recently got those invisible braces. Hey, Karen.

Hey, Tyler, how are you liking those clear braces? What a waste of money. Everyone notices them right away. I see what you mean. You should have gotten clear. It's a great sketch. I do remember that performance, yes. And then Tim McGraw comes out at the end

and she's definitely hallucinating the commercial. Clear right, order now. Stop it. It's Karen. Call your number on the screen. There's no number down there. Is it bad that I see one? It's not good.

It sounds great, but I feel a little like one of our listeners who just goes, I guess I gotta Google that. You gotta Google Clear Write. And then Dateline, you know, Dateline was a hater as Keith Morrison. Just always great. Sarah Hallerman's boyfriend was into drugs and getting mixed up with some gang bangers.

But one night, he just didn't come home. I looked for him for weeks and weeks. Finally, the police called me and they found his car. What did they find when they opened up the trunk of that car? It was my boyfriend's body. Oh, my. Was he all right?

I feel like that was a very fun impression that was right up Bill's alley. Yes. And then another crazy thing in this sketch, we obviously talked about Jeff Montgomery and the Halloween show, the John Hamm Halloween show and what a great episode that was and what a perfect sketch it is.

Only a couple episodes later, Jeff Montgomery is back in trick or turkey. Oh. And now it is immediately abandoned the perfect premise of a sex offender dressing like a sex offender for Halloween. And now it's just a crazy sketch where Forte is at somebody's Thanksgiving table.

He's actually invited. He's invited into the room. He's not invited. It turns out, like, very quickly, nobody knows why he's there. And it's a lot of, like, who knows how people get to Thanksgiving dinner. You know, it's about giving thanks.

And I would like to thank you for inviting me into your home. See, now, that's the thing, because I don't think anyone here invited you, so I'm still unclear of how you got in here. Oh, come on, Bob. I mean, you know, how did any of us get in here? Door.

Door. Door. Door. Door. Window. See, we're all in the same in here. Door. Door. Door. Door. Door. Window, see we're all in the same boat here. The end of this sketch is that he ate the family dog. It does not play in the same way that the first one played.

But it aired. It aired. That's all that matters. Ask anyone who works there, that's all that matters. It's all that mattered, did it air. All right, so now we're moving on. Tim McGraw is what a delightful person to be around. Okay guys, it's the Malkovich show

and it's a really, what a pairing of digital shorts. We have Virginia Horson's Pony Express and we have Jizz in My Pants. Which one aired first? Virginia Horson. Virginia. Yeah, Virginia. Yeah, there's a reason for that. And now is the reason that Jizz in My Pants is so dirty?

Yeah, so Jizz in My Pants were gonna jump right to the censorship issue. We assumed it couldn't air. And we made a whole other clean version that I believe is on Spotify and Apple and everywhere, where it's Andy and Yoram making like orgasm-y weird sounds. Like, and I, ooh, in my pants. I will say, I, one, didn't think we should air it

with the word jizz. I was like a little bit like, you know, there's still potentially kids watching this show. And I was like, like, we can't, we definitely can. And then two, I thought that the censored version might have been funnier. I don't know how you guys felt, but it was pretty funny. I like the original, but then I like the censored

as a second thing that you do. Oh my God, the dog. You guys can't hear it, but it's happening. But yeah, but I feel like I would never want someone to hear the censored one. It's their first hearing of Jizz in My Pants. Sure, and do you wanna explain why we were somehow allowed to actually air the nonsense?

Well, it was crazy, because I remember, this is jumping right to the end of the process. It was like Friday night, and we had got a good cut going, and we were like, wanted to flag it ahead of time, so we knew what was going on, and so we had asked Lauren to watch it way earlier

than he would ever watch any other short, to be like, we made a thing, it has YORMA in it, number one, because we knew we were supposed to be cast. And we did it with our label, so it cost money, but not to SNL, which was also new. And it looks great. It had not spent one penny. It was record label money.

So we had not had to ask permission to have it be YORMA and Andy. We had just made it, and it was gonna come out the way music videos come out, with or without SNL. But of course, we wanted to tear on SNL. And We had just made it and it was gonna come out the way music videos come out with or without SNL. But of course we wanted to tear on SNL. And so we just presented it to Lorne, like look at this polished cool new thing we made that has Justin Timberlake in a cameo as well, by the way.

And do you wanna air it? We're making a clean version. And he was like, yeah, I wanna air it. And it can air like that. It doesn't need to be a clean version. That's fine, Jizz is fine. And we were like, what? Is it? To me, it was a dirtier word than dick in my mind.

Almost any word that's on the show. Yeah. And it went all the way to Jeff Zucker, who was running NBC at the time. And he had to watch it. And he said, it's OK as long as it's after 1230. And that is why it aired so late. Didn't he happen to be in town too that day?

Like, I feel like he was in New York. Was he at the show? Yeah. I feel like I remember. Because I remember Betsy Torres, our lovely censor, being like, absolutely not. And we were like, we sort of agree with you. Well, the plan was we wanted to see how it played. We were like, we've got this video.

It probably can't air. But we'd love to put it up in front of the audience. Or at least that's what we said to Lauren, right? And we were like, and maybe he'll be like, it played really great and I will air it. But we were like, if they say no way, we'll understand why. So we did it at dress and he was like, I want to air it because it played well. And then Jeff Zucker came down to watch it and he ultimately made the call, right? Something like that.

That's how I, yeah. Yeah. We might not have even had the clean one quite done. We might've been like, and if it's not arable, we're gonna work on a clean one for next week. Right, something like that. Now, what are the odds, when you guys walked out of the room,

what are the odds that Lauren and Jeff had this conversation? Just means piss, right? Yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah, it's fine. Well, it's fine, I don't know why they're so worried about. We did hear that from multiple parents. Is that what you wanted to thank you? Because I remember distinctly people being like, Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. I don't know why they're so worried about it. We did hear that from multiple parents.

Is that what you wanted to thank you? Because I remember distinctly people being like, my kid thought it was piss, and then I had to back it all the way up and explain sex and everything to them and then get to and then this joke. You don't have to. You can just let them think it's piss. That's a weird choice. You don't have to do that. I think the kid was the right age.

You're like, let me go. Oh, it was a useful teaching tool. Ah. Yeah, it was educational. For the birds and the bees. The birds and the bees. This was also in your sex ed album called The Birds and the Bees.

You guys repurposed this for that. Oh, that's a great title. Wait, when did we actually make this, keep it in any, like, it must have been an off week, right? It was the week before. The week before. Yeah, and we shot it in New York. I mean, we should talk a little bit about the production

because it was unprecedented for us at that time, which Keeve already mentioned we did it on record label money. But because we did it that way, we had a lot of time to plan. And there was like an outside DP who came in. And it just, we were going much bigger than we had gone on any other video before. Yeah. It was the first music video DP from that world where we had a production company that only does

high-end music videos and commercials. And I had done those We Are Scientists music videos and the Eagles of Death Metal one. So I had been in that world before. Yes. It was not the first time knowing how that operates, but it was, it's just getting an entire crew. It was like having the crew of SNL, but they're all just to make your short,

as opposed to us operating on the fringes of something. Everyone just showed up to a job, and the job was make this music video. So the focus we got out of everybody was incredible, and they're used to operating and doing things and trying to make them as, you know, MTV ready as possible. So their default mode was a very cool mode. Yes.

And it felt great to be in it. And we, like, rented out a nightclub. It had dope lasers and, like, just treated it like it was for MTV instead of something we were throwing together in 48 hours. And it had long lead time, had a long time to edit, all of the things you would want in the real world. Do you remember, was it a one-day or two-day shoot?

It might have still been a very long one-day. It was like a one and a half day, I think. Like, we actually had money for the first time, which was amazing and everything that everybody said, but we were still like borrowing the Mercedes from a friend and like, I mean, like- It was still, yeah, for music videos, it was scrappy, but for us, it was the opposite.

Yes. I feel like that's every music video though. That's funny, I would not know that, Andy. Do you think that's true that even the glossy videos we see someone had to borrow a car? I mean, that's why there's so much fucking product placement in all of them for the last 10 years, right? It's impossible.

We did though, we had these, I don't know what you'd call them, but music video producers that were used to having there's so much fucking product placement in all of them for the last 10 years, right? It's impossible. We did though, we had these, I don't know what you'd call them, but music video producers that were used to having to deal with big rock stars and having to throw things together. These guys, was it Jonathan Leah and Robert Smythe, right? Yeah, Rob who we still work with a lot.

Who did a lot of our other videos later. But I remember them having like 10 grand in hundreds in their pocket, cause that's how you get things greased. Well, you're talking about greasing palms! Yeah. Oh, man, my day just got way better. No, you're shitty, baby! That's who needed to get on here about how you grease a palm.

Andy just threw his phone, mid-spelling me, Andy just threw his phone over his shoulder. Seth, you know I got queen bee hours ago, you bitch! Fucking clean, too, unlike you, who got queen bee hours ago, you bitch. Fucking clean too, unlike you who didn't specify meaning you used hints. Hey, can I ask just because I think it's a fun one and I'll maybe give Keef control.

Can we watch it all together and Keef maybe you stop and start as we go? Yeah, sure. I have not, I don't know, did any of you guys rewatch it? I didn't. No. I rewatched it. And let me just say, because this is not a visual medium,

Andy and Yorm both look handsome. What? In a way that would be problematic when I got my memento tattoo. Andy's still the handsome one to me. You're both really handsome. He always will be. I'm always gonna be the handsome one to Yorm

because that's his mnemonic device. People are very happy about the mnemonic devices. Seth has teeth. A lot of people have just been writing, even on my regular show comment section, people just write Seth has teeth now. I feel like if graffiti came back and I was like tagging subway cars, that would be my tag now, Seth has teeth.

It's long, you run the risk of getting caught, but I think worth it. I think worth it. So, we're gonna do a watch together, but first, give me your inspiration for your look and your sound. Well, we could talk about the writing and recording part. We skipped over it, right? Oh, right. We skipped it.

Yeah. Great. This was back in Encino when we were making Incredibad. I will take full cred for the concept. Oh, yeah. Full cred had been given without you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was one of those days where I was sort of locked in the studio alone listening to beats, and the beat really,

in this case, as it often does, led me to the idea where it's this, like, tense club jam, and then on the chorus, it's just this big give. Like, it just feels like it goes like... It's like release. Yeah. And I was just like, oh. Well, I know what this could be about.

So, Yoram, correct me if I'm wrong. I believe I was in there and I wrote the first verse and chorus, and then I was like, Keev was not there that day for some reason, and I was like, hey, come in here. I know. We definitely were writing together, like, verses. Because I remember we, like, split apart

and wrote our verses separately at the same time. Because also we had made some other fucking early Lonely Island song where I had been doing a British, because I'm like, I spent some time in England guys, I'm really Anglophile. And like, but I did some thing and we had liked that tone of the like sexy British guy who's talking about the like... And then we're both together writing in that style.

Yeah, it was, um, the jams on. Your Jimmy Jam song. It's your time to get your Jimmy Jam on. Yes, that one. Jimmy, no, it's Jimmy Jam. Time to slam bam. It's a Jimmy Jam. What was that one from? What song was it? I can't remember. That was my verse from whatever song it was.

I think it was, -♪ Take your shoes off in my space-hole. -♪ Oh, God, that one. That was my verse from whatever song it was. I think it was, take your shoes off in my spaceship. Oh God, that one. It's an unpublished song. Yeah. About taking your shoes off in my spaceship. We still say it to each other. And the people say, please don't erase it.

Put your gun back in the basement. Yeah. But so for some reason we were doing that like, Brady, everyone said, Jizz in My Pants, we were doing Pet Shop Boys, but in my mind we were doing more like, Tricky. Yeah. Was it also like, britty, everyone said, just in my pants we were doing Pet Shop Boys, but in my mind we were doing more like, tricky. Yeah. Was it also like, the streets was popular at the time?

The streets was popular with you. Yeah, that's probably what it was. You kept trying to get us up on the streets, and you loved the streets. That's the name of a band. I love the streets too. This is a case where I'm not, uh, well, no, I don't think liking the streets

doesn't make you a turbo white. No. Might actually make you. Streets is great. Super turbo white. Just makes you a British turbo white. Yeah. Might actually make you. Streets is great. Super turbo white. Just makes you a British turbo white. Yeah. I think it's a hybrid of what we're both saying, Jorm.

I think I wrote the first verse in chorus and said, come in here. It's like that vibe we were doing. And then we wrote the rest of it. And you wrote your verse. And I remember being very happy. I remember coming in and I think your first verse was basically done, Andy. And then Jorm's was maybe halfway. And then I started pitching on it and helped with jokes and then helped with the whole everything after that, which was all the quick back and forths. And then the,

especially the, I just run in my pants every time you next time. I remember me and Andy doing that part. And stacking vocals and being like, whoa, we're doing the thing. We're trying to do the timber the thing. We're trying to do the timbre-like thing. Yes. Yes. We may have said this already, but we do tend to purposely write very visually and think of locations as we're writing.

So all of those things were very purposely thought out, even in the back half of the song of, I'm over here now, I'm over here. I'm in a movie, I'm in a car. And how quickly did you guys come up with the idea that basically each verse would get shorter due to the fact that the releases were coming? As it gets more and more premature?

Yeah. I would assume something Keev brought up or we all just felt because you know it's coming more and more each time, so you have to up the ante a little bit and not waste people's time as a rule is what we try. Yeah, the dumber the joke, the faster you tell it, is the rule of thumb. I don't know if I always agree with that.

Sometimes the dumbest joke, you really wanna luxuriate it. You wanna get either that or just like zit in it. Just don't do medium, never do medium. Never do medium. Oh yeah, that's the lesson we learned on Wish It Would Rain. We'll get there, we'll get there. We'll get there, stop teasing it.

Yeah. And now- Teasing my pants. Yeah, so let's watch, Keef, take over. Let's watch this bad boy. All right. Ah! You guys are so handsome.

Oh man, immediately handsome. It is, you guys are immediately handsome. This is not a bit, they're immediately handsome. I do not like my hair in it, I'll just say that. Your hair is not as good. I look a little like like strokesy or something, beetles, you know. You look as though you have had a stroke.

Okay. Is that what you mean? Yeah, sure. There's something funny, like in Iran so far, where when you dress like people who are dressing too dress handsome, then you do kind of end up looking a little handsome. We do look like two European DJs to me. The way we would all never dress,

because it's the way that we think is embarrassing, because it's guys being like, aren't I handsome? Like a big scarf around your neck. But then it does look nice. But it also then is very helpful to the premise of the thing, which is you're about to jizz in your pants. So you had to start from a place of very cool and cocksure. Yeah, who are these characters?

This is not them. Who are these confident gents? Let me clarify, these are characters. These are characters. They're British, first off. This is not something that happens to Yhormin Annie. Ha ha ha. All right, play it and play. We got one second in.

Ha ha ha. Ah! Ah! Blockbys. Molly Sims. Molly Sims. Oh, yeah. Such a treat to have.

So rad of her to join us. Molly Sims, perfect casting. Immediately looks. Molly Sims? Oh, yeah. Such a treat to have. So rad of her to join us. Molly Sims, perfect casting. Immediately looks like Molly Sims. Anyone remember how and why? I feel like we knew somebody who knew her, and we went, would she ever do it? And then it just happened easily, but I don't know who that was.

Yes, turned out she was a full on goof and was loving hanging out and doing it. It was really great. A lot of things just came together for this, I would say, this video, in a really nice way. Could not have been nicer. Yeah. Yeah, Keev.

Me as the DJ, I got in there. Yeah. Also, can I just say that, like, what I loved about your editing, Keev. Me as the DJ, I got in there. Also, can I just say that like what I loved about your editing, Keev, was you had watched some video where on the bass hits, you would push in and blur as if the speakers were like rattling the image and it looks really cool. Yes. Do you remember what it was?

I think this timeline might not work out and this might have been a later thing that I went, oh, that's how what it's like. But when you're in a car that has heavy bass and it's a rickety old car, like when I had the speaker in my trunk of my 88 Nissan Stanza, and you look in the rear view mirror, when you bump in the music, it does that. Yeah.

Because it shakes the whole car. And I believe at the beginning of who directed the 50 cent movie, the Get Rich or Die Trying, I think there is one of those really cool lock off, you know, just those cool, like the ones they have in training day where they found really neat ways to film a car. Because then later when you hired me to help you out with a teaser trailer for the movie, The Watch, you wanted me to replicate that shot in the rear view mirror.

Exactly. And so I wonder if the timeline is right, or if I saw the garbage stretcher on after this and went, oh, that's like it, that's the thing I was doing. Or if I saw that and went, what if you did that to a video? Cause that is shooting the actual mirror where you see the edges of the mirror. But anyways, that's what that feeling was replicating.

It's a great little thing. I remember when we were shooting this, it was all on really heavy dolly cause we couldn't afford Steadicam, even with's a great little thing. I remember when we were shooting this, it was all on really heavy dolly because we couldn't afford Steadicam, even with it being the bigger thing. And me being worried that the camera work was too still and locked off. And it was always moving, but I was like,

oh my God, there's not going to be energy in the video. Because we were so used to lazy Sunday style where I would go handheld and shake it a lot to get video to it. Or fast snap zooms. Or Steadicam fast stuff would have been what I would thought we would have done And so when I did get an editing, that's why it's so choppy in the editing and I'm adding that Was out of trying to put energy back in the footage. Yeah, but you do a lot of it right out of the gate It has crazy energy and a lot of it is manufactured in it

Yeah, exactly because I'm doing little weird white flashes and stuff too, right? Down my drink while the rhythms boom. Take your hand and skip the names. No need here for the silly games. Make our way through the smoke and crowd. The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud. Moving closer to the laces. Do a little slow-mo crank.

Your body's touch and the angels cry. Leave this place, go back to yours. Our lips first touch outside your door. So hold night what we've got in store was brimmy ear that you want some more and I Jizz in my pants. This really happens, you can take my word or apologize. That's just absurd.

Mainly your fault for the way that you dance. And now I Jizz in my pants. Don't tell your friends or say you're a slut. This is your fault, you are rubbing my butt. I'm very sensitive, someone said that's a plus. Now I'll go home and change. I need a few things for the food. All right, that's Andy verse one.

Great stuff. Really good faces, Andy. Your jizz faces are exceptional. Really, really good faces. Molly Sims, fantastic. She's very funny being super annoyed and bummed. It's really great how quickly you blame her and then threaten her.

It's my favorite part of the song, just that these guys are so petty that it's immediately your fault. It's your fault. And then if you tell anyone, if you tell anyone, I'll tell them you're a slut. He's a piece of shit, yeah. A lot of these guys are bad pieces of shit.

These are bad guys. Not Yhorm and Andi, characters. Correct, we're in character. None of this stuff is autobiographical, Yorm. But it's really, it's also very, the end of the verse being like, and I'll go home and change is great. Thanks.

Like you're filling your head on just like the logistics of the rest of your night. All right, Yorm stepping in. He needs a few things from the grocery. I need a few things from the grocery. Do things alone now, mostly. Left me heartbroken, not looking for love. Surprised in my eyes when I looked at...

Cool DJs even in the supermarket. And can I just say, I really, I really like grocery and mostly. Yeah, that's a good one. Yes. Yoram's good with the British stuff. Yeah, mostly. Mostly.

Jamie Lynn Sigler is now our next cameo. Also just wonderful, was so great. Big soprano fans, we were so happy. Also just wonderful. It was so great. Big Soprano fans. We were so happy that she said yes. So cool. How did this one come about? Was it the same thing? You were just like, do you think she'd do it?

I have no clue. Did Smythe know her? I feel like Rob maybe knew her somehow. It was definitely a case of people being like, what about them? And we'd be like, yeah, that'd be incredible. Yeah, maybe through publicists or something. It was not like, it definitely wasn't just shots in the dark.

It was definitely us asking people like, do you know famous actresses who might be down to clown around in a video? But because this was like us on our own with the record company, and yes, we had done stuff on SNL, I remember thinking like, oh, is it going to be way harder to get people? And remember just being so happy when people said yes. Like, she was so nice too. She was great. Indeed. All right, in play.

I should credit an I should in my past. It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me, but we're going to need a cleanup on aisle three. Justin, what was he doing in town? Why, how did we get Timberlake? I can't remember how that happened either. He was just in town, right? I can't remember. He was around, but he did us a huge solid.

As I was saying, I mean, we didn't think it would happen. The fact that he did it just to put his stamp on it, and it's hard to measure how huge it is because- But did we do that with a dolly, that shot? Because I remember shooting it super fast. But like, is that a dolly or is that a steady? I think we maybe had steady some of the time. Maybe not all.

Well, we're just fast forward. No, I think we're just dollying and just rolling on a supermarket floor. It is also great. I mean, he's just playing a guy. He's a janitor. We're basically implying that his job is gonna be a clean up Yoram's Jizz.

Yeah, yeah. And I just really wanna layer in how cool it was that he was a hard yes on this. A lot of people, a lot of people might say, what's the part? And then as you explained it, be like, I don't wanna do that. I definitely always remember being like,

when we would do videos like this and me not being on the show or keep it Not being on the show being like the people would be in it with me though It's not Andy and like it being a little bit like oh god. I hope she doesn't quit It is an interesting topic because outside of the show these things were so bonafide once this album came out, that it was like, yeah, that sounds dope. That's a cool thing that's happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, totally, totally.

Keevia was, I do remember that we did do a, like it was in like a shopping cart that we got that shot, I believe, pretty sure. Oh yeah, that makes sense. I mean, the floors in the grocery store are very smooth, so you can get a tracking shot without fancy equipment. Let's not bury, before we continue, let's not bury that what made your jizz

was that she said cash or credit. Cash or credit, and then I do remember that Andy, I think you wrote the line, one more thing I'm gonna pay by check. Which I think is probably the funniest part of my verse. To go back to the Justin thing. Yes. The reason Keith was being so adamant about it,

and we all are, is in this moment, I remember when this video aired, and we were still like, I'm gonna see every single thing that got written about us on the internet. I'm gonna look at everything, you know? And it was all the headlines were Justin. Ah. Yes, it gave it a huge bump.

Yes. It got so much more attention. Where it's just like, Justin Timberlake in another one of those videos. And you're just like, oh wow, he has like two shots in it. But that's how red hot he was. Yeah. It helped it tremendously. Yeah, so he came through and hooked us up.

That's what's up. Support for the Lonely Island Seth Meyers podcast comes from Airbnb. I was very excited when my brother finally got married. He waited a very long time to do it. So long that I had children. And then I had to bring my children to his wedding and I didn't want to have my children in a hotel room.

And we were really lucky that there was an Airbnb nearby so that I didn't have to have my kids at the hotel where everybody was loud and staying up late. And instead they got to stay at a wonderful A-frame. And if you don't have kids, let me tell you, they love it when a house is shaped like a letter. It was fantastic. We had a great time. They did not wake us up early

because they had their own rooms. And it was just so much better than being in a common space with everybody who was in full revelry for my brother's wedding. Hey, Yoram, were you at that wedding? Oh, no, I wasn't invited. So you know what? Thanks to my brother for finally getting married

and more importantly, thanks to Airbnb. Wow, this has been watched 176 million times. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I just saw that number, that seems insane. I was like, whoa, is that right? Pretty good. There's probably also an SNL post of it

that's cannibalizing someone. All right, I'm hitting play. Not impressed. One more thing I'm gonna pay by check. Last week, I saw a film. As I recall, it was a horror film. Walked outside. That is one of my favorite Lonely Island lines.

And I was so happy when I rewatched it earlier today and I was like, oh God, I always remember. Because again, it's not, just the- Sora film with a horror film. Yeah. I saw a film. And it was, if I recall, it was a horror film. And you're like, oh, if you recall,

cause I feel like you knew based on how you said Sora. Just the current doing. By the way, that money that Kiba was talking about, that like 10 grand in cash or however much they had, I think that went to things like us passing by a movie theater and being like, hey, can you put up a horror film? That's real, right? Is that CG?

I don't think it is. No, it's real. That's an independent theater near NYU that I used to go watch movies at when I was in college. I saw Princess Mononoke there. There you go. Look at that. Fucking nostalgia.

Yeah. You say Sora in your first verse, right? Oh, is that how they say it in the part of- When I saw her face. Yeah, maybe these are just guys who say Sora. They're from a part of England where that's how they say it. Yes, like I wrote Sora film, as I recall, as a horror film, but I stole Sora from Yhorm from inside the song.

I would not have thought of that if he hadn't just done it. It's so ingrained in me because I spent eight years at college, Lancaster University. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, there's that cool DJ. Yeah, the DJ makes a nice appearance. The DJ stuff's great.

Yeah, DPG. He never changes his shirt, so you always know it's the same DJ. Well, he's a character. DJ Gratian. He doesn't jizz though. He never jizzes. Oh yeah, he doesn't. Checked my phone and saw you ragging.

I jizzed. We even had a little sprinkler head. Like not proper rain, but enough to get the shot. Yeah, walked outside into the rain. And that was a flip phone because flip phones were a thing, I assume. Is there a chance I still had an actual flip phone? That might have been my phone. Yeah, I don't think that was a flip phone because flip phones were a thing, I assume. Is there a chance I still had an actual flip phone? That might have been my phone. Yeah, I don't think that was like a joke.

I mean, it was a phone of the era. Yeah. I think we had moved on to BlackBerry's. Don't you think we had BlackBerry's by this point? I think we did. We did for sure. Yeah. 100%.

These guys don't have BlackBerry's though. Yeah, this was the kind of phone we could drop on the ground. We were BlackBerry boys. Bricks forever. So, Yohan, you're really just driving, right? I'm driving a Mercedes and I think I may have driven a Mercedes only one other time in my life. And I remember thinking like, this is pretty cool. Look at this drop top Mercedes. Yeah. So they just threw a light that was in the car, you know, on the dash pointing up at your face. And then they're just like, just follow the truck.

Yeah, and then we got the side shot and yeah, bing bong. We probably did it in, you know, 20 minutes. Yeah. Were you so excited about being in a Mercedes and driving it that you almost jizzed, just independent of the- I remember thinking that I'm such a small man that I might look slightly ridiculous

driving a big luxury car. And I think I might as I look at this shot, like slightly ridiculous, but maybe that's part of the joke. I think you look cool. I think you're rocking it pretty good, bud. Thanks, man. Thanks. Yeah, yeah, I got no issue. Well, here's a question for the group,

just on the subject of the song. When you guys jizz, do you think it feels good? That's on the subject of the song. I've told you guys my jizz story that we were never gonna air on this podcast. Well, don't tell it again. Okay, I won't, I won't. But it's a great story.

And it's so sad that no one will ever hear it. That's fine. Leave in that part. Leave in that, like, just the- He's got a jizz story. He's sad to not get to tell the world. Release the tape. He's got one that he can't tell you,

but he's told us already. And Andy stopped him from telling us again. I'm in play. When I chizz in my text day, my alarm goes off and I chizz in my text day. So yeah, it's getting faster. Yeah. Good editing, yeah.

Fun wiping. But you know what I love too though, is there's no VFX in this entire thing. Like we really went into that building that's in the West Village or somewhere near that apartment. Yes, that's a cool building. It was like a flat iron style building, one of those triangular buildings. Yes. And this was where we shot the roof as well. Didn't we go up to the roof and do the roof shots there? And that window is a real window that's in that weird part where the building gets extremely skinny at the end of the apartments that are triangle.

Like that would always be a green screen out of a window and a comp and it's just real and it's delightful. So no visual effects, that means practical jizz? Practical jizz. You know it. Thanks for asking. I also kudos to us on making an actual plan here with this whip pan.

Yep. Where it goes off Andy to Andy in bed. That's to another later Andy. I think saying us is generous. Mm-hmm. Open my window and a breeze rolls in. A jizz in my... I think that's my best jizz.

I think that's my fan on the fire escape there. Open my window and a breeze rolls in. That's definitely my best jizz reaction. Also, I really like Yoram, just on a costuming note, that you've taken a bow tie off recently. Do you have an untied bow tie? Yeah, he was at an event. He's got a crazy gray shirt with like a tuxedo kind of vibe.

I'm like a colonial soldier or something. Yeah, almost like a Sergeant Pepper's undershirt, but if it was like a less bright color. It's just fun to imagine this guy just like rocked a night where he was just a fashion icon and then just a cool breeze. We're also in an empty apartment. They let us shoot in. No production design happening. There's a bookshelf behind you that is a hundred percent bare.

That guy doesn't have books. But I'm saying we're just in the right priorities. Yeah. Like of just like, yeah, if anyone's looking at that bookshelf, the video sucks. Don't spend a second or any money on it. This is fine. Yeah. Also, like, I like to fill in the blanks for his character and just be like, yeah, it's his fuck nest. That's true. He has a different apartment with his wife and kids. Oh, okay.

-♪ Who's dead at the end of Sixth Sense? I should have seen it. Same apartment. You can see that little triangle in the back. Oh, yeah. No one had to know that, Keev. This could have been a totally different location. Right. I do like that the end of Sixth Sense made you judge in the back. Oh yeah. No one had to know that, Keefe. This could have been a totally different location. I do like that the end of Sixth Sense made you judge in your pants. So this is probably outside of the censorship issues, the most controversial part of the song.

Ruining that. Because it is ruining the movie. Oh, but don't you feel like the window's closed on that? You know what? Well, that's what we thought. It had been a long time, but then some people... That year, I would argue it was closed because anyone that could watch this video would have seen the Sixth Sense.

As time goes by, it actually becomes less okay. Yes. Because- New generations. You could have a 20 year old right now that the Sixth Sense is like a classic that was before they were, not before they were born, but basically.

What's the actual line? When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense, I- Right. So it fully gives it away. So spoilers are a roller coaster, you're saying? Of like, it's fine and then it's not? I think it's a wonderful point. Yeah, there's an arc.

And I think Keeves right, that at some point it becomes not OK. It's a circle. Yeah. I'm going to also jump in to say, if you're watching Sixth Sense, you might think, based on what Andy said here, that he dies at the end.

You know what I mean? Well, don't spoil it further. Oh, yeah, now. Yeah, like maybe there's someone listening who hasn't had it fully spoiled. But to anyone out there who, this line spoiled the movie for you guys, I truly am sorry. I would hate that myself.

Yeah, I love that movie. Me too. That's the most controversial part of this video. That was where Betsy Torres drew the line. She's like, you can have one or the other. You can either have Jizz or you can ruin Sixth Sense. She's like, spoilers can have one or the other. You can either have Jizz or you can ruin Sixth Sense. She's like, spoilers make the FCC so mad. I saw the Sixth Sense in the theater with my family,

and we all came out of it just like, whoa! I love picturing your dad doing that. As a family being like, oh my god, I had no idea. Did you know? When did you know? Oh, I have a, this just you know? When did you know? Oh, I have, this just jogged my memory. We showed up late to Sixth Sense and so we missed the first scene.

Oh. And I remember it was me and my friend, Jill Benjamin, who we were in Amsterdam and we just got a little bit late. And it wasn't until the second time I saw Sixth Sense that I realized, ow. Yeah. What's the first scene? The first scene is him, Walberg, right?

Donnie Walberg? You don't know so many things. Oh. You love that scene, Keith. You quote that all the time. Yeah, yeah, I used to. You don't know so many things. You would say that all the time.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back then. Back then. And then you hear he says, my brother wants me to say hi to your mother. Oh, that's it. And then you hear a gunshot and it cuts to.

All right, I'm hitting Clay. Oh, wait, hey, can we just take a screen grab though of when you paused it, what we're all seeing right now is just a fantastic Andy face. This is maybe one of your best. Here we go guys, 40 seconds left. I just ate a grape and I chizzed in my pants. I went chicken okay.

So you guys can leave, okay. I just ride in my pants I'm a jizzed in my pants I'm a jizzed in my pants I'm a jizzed in my pants I'm a jizzed in my pants I'm a jizzed in my pants I'm a jizzed in my pants I'm a jizzed in my pants I'm a jizzed in my pants I'm a jizzed in my pants

I'm a jizzed in my pants I'm a jizzed in my pants I'm a jizzed in my pants I'm not even sure I'm singing it. You're not. It's just Andy. But they just didn't think we had the know-how to make it sound this good, which is right, in a way, because he's the one that taught us. You say I'm premature.

I just go with ecstasy. I wear a rubber at all times. It's so easy. Find those bongos. She's in my pants. But she's just in my pants. She's in my pants. She's just in my pants. Yes, sheiz in my pants. Yes, I shiz in my pants. Yes, I shiz in my pants. Yes, I shiz in my pants.

Yes, I shiz in my pants. Yes, I shiz in my pants. Yes, I shiz in my pants. Yes, I shiz in my pants. Oh! That's some good editing. Like that little solar flare at the end there, cute. Yeah, that was cool.

It's lovely. Book ended. We did a great job. I had not seen that in a long time and I have no notes. No notes. It was really great. Good job to us. I like that when Yoram is having a grape, he seems to be in a long time and I have no notes. No notes. That's really great. Good job to us. I like that when Yoram is having a grape, he seems to be in a wine shop.

He's not eating the grape at a grocery store. I'm just in that same grocery store. Okay, gotcha. Yeah, yeah. You guys wanted to hear the clean one, listen. Just touch outside your door, it's the whole night what we've got in store. Whisper in my ear that you want some more

and I'm in my past. That's pretty good. I told you. They were always surprising. I mean, Jizz in My Pants makes me laugh on premise. That made me laugh on just tickling my ear. Ha ha ha. All right, so that was it.

Bravo. And now, Yoram, you keep track of numbers. Is that song platinum or something? How does that do? It should be platinum by this point. I think we only have a gold record on that, but I believe it is platinum. No, no, we have a platinum record on that.

We do. And is that on that song or that album? Song. I don't think the album ever went gold, but the song Jizz In My Pants. It's never too late though. Just leave it on stream all day long, fellow Quades. Yeah, Quade Army, let's make this happen.

Just stream it all day long and mute it. You don't even have to listen to it. I will say, having the plaques is so funny. It makes the song so funny, because it is so incongruous to be like, what? Why? Jizz in my pants? Every part of anything we've ever done as Lonely Island being successful is inherently funny.

It's hilarious. Because it's not, you're not like funny platinum, you're platinum platinum, you know? Yes, but that is funny. Yeah, that's way funnier than if they gave you like a goofy like platinum fucking rubber chicken or something. Yeah, exactly. Platinum rubber chicken. Yeah, that is what they would give at the comedy awards. They should have, that's what it should be.

That's the thing comedians, you're like, what would be funny to give them? The fucking realest shit is the funniest. I just had sex is platinum, like a boss is gold. Just my pants is platinum. I'm gonna vote double platinum. And then, can anybody guess what the last one is? It's platinum.

Everything is awesome. Yeah, Andy got it right away. Everything is awesome. The Tegan is her. And then I remember Handlebar and Lobster Claw is a copper piece of shit. It's a participation trophy made out of clay. And when you pick it up your finger, it's soft clay.

It's not cooked. So to even pick it up shows that you put your hands on it. Yeah, it's like soft play dough. And then they come in and they say, you touched it. You're like, no I didn't. And they're like, your fucking fingerprints are. Your fingerprints are fucking on it, watch. And then they take your fingerprint off it

and they use it to open up all of your computers and stuff. You're like, get out of my house. And they're like, no, you touched it. Like, we told you not to touch it. This was the curse of the gargoyle, you piece of shit. Yeah. Yeah. Who, wait, Virginia Horson, who came up with that name?

I think that was all like Kiva. I think it was me. Yeah, the first one was mostly me and then everyone helped me. And then this one, I think, did Jost come up with Pony Express and then kind of do it with us, Jorn? That's a real best of Jost to come in and be like,

hey, remember that thing you did about balloon rides? I was thinking you could do Pony Express next. That's right. I don't think it would have occurred to us. I remember loving this one. And this was the one, Key, where you got the props email. Yes. About your job being great.

With the horse and stuff. I'm sure he wrote, I'm sure Jost wrote the Sturms stamps thing. Yeah. If you want to ride on the horse with me, that's fine too. There's plenty of room. Hello ma'am, would you be able to deliver

these letters to my mother for me? No problem, right away. Also, would it be okay if I rode on that horse with you? That'd be just fine. Oh, I gotta say, you know, I thought breaking down just in my pants was gonna be fun, but I think that I love this way more. Like, I loved watching every frame of that.

It was joyful. It's really good. I mean, put in a long list of Kristen Wiig's Tour de Forces. She's a delight. The way she walks? Well, it's so like Akiva. It's like Just You Guys character level of awkwardness. I was gonna say, there's a whole genre here at play, and it works for me every time, It's so like Akiva. It's like Just You Guys character level of awkwardness. I was going to say there's a whole genre here at play and it works for me every time, which is Just You Guys, this Steve Bruhl.

Honestly, Kyle's album and a lot of things Kyle does. Just couldn't be more awkward and great. Yeah, just excruciating, like almost like a little kid pretending to be doing something. But kind of lovable? Like you're like, I love her? She's hilarious? Love her?

More than kind of. All of them. I like that her hair is just a mess. Yeah. Like there's a nice braid, but the rest of it's just a disaster. She just seems like bad. And then the weird thing is twice she plays male characters who ask her to mail something for them.

And find her very attractive. So then they flirt. So she's flirting with a male and then she seems super into it. That also takes a lot of unpacking. There's always that moment where she's like, you can come with me if you want, there's lots of room. And then she's showing people being like,

I'll come along with you. And she's like, oh, okay. Like that sounds good. She's really leaving a door open for maybe some contact. Her walking past the mail trucks though. Yeah, right. That terrorist can stop that. Yeah. Wait, wait, can I just ask a question?

We edited a lot together and occasionally we would do it in different rooms and then join sessions. This feels like a ton of my style of animation, but you may have done some of it. I think we were just dividing it and doing it. Yeah. But you definitely did a bunch of like- Yeah, the hitting the mail into the mail box. Yeah, letters flying and throwing and all the stupid stuff. The horse going like, doot, doot, doot, doot,

left and right to make it seem like it's moving. Whoa, whoa. Everybody needs to, you just stop what you're doing watching Virginia Horson's Pony Express because it is very fun. I wonder if it went to dress an earlier week and got held or if because we had filmed Jizz the week before, we actually had time to shoot a short this week.

But we were editing Jizz, I think, the week Jizz aired. I love the shorthand is just Jizz. Jizz. I think we shot Jizz that week. I shot Jizz a little bit of the place. Come on. You're right. I do feel like 40 years from now,

Keev is like barking over like a big desk in a studio, be like, that's where we did Jizz that week. And I still had time for Virginia Horson. And you're telling me you can't make your days? You're saying that's when I take over. Yeah, when you take over SNI. It's me. I'm taking over the show.

Oh, yeah. Somebody tell these kids I did Jizz and Horson in the same week. I'm just yelling that from his desk on 17. Yeah, and then you're reminding everybody like, you know who the DJ was in Jizz? It was a character I played. It wasn't me, it was a character.

What was that guy's name? Gray Shirt DJ. Gray Shirt DJ. Fuck. That's my favorite character of yours, Gray Shirt DJ. We're gonna have this same problem again, which we're just gonna have to pick up next week, because I know we're running short on time.

We've done. This is a full app. This is a chock full app. It's a full app, but I would like, we're gonna have to do some cleanup, because there's a lot to talk about the Malkovich episode. It is for me. Yeah, let's pick it up. Hey, so remember earlier when I was like,

does it feel good for you guys when you do a gym? Like it doesn't hurt, right? I got to roll guys. I love you. So that's a no, doesn't hurt? I love you guys. Love you. Love you. The Jack Black did not host since Lazy Sunday app, so.

Wow. It's been 20 years. Yeah. By the way, lots of live up to, big app. Big app. Big app. Spelling Bee, bring back Spelling Bee. Bring back the Bee. You heard it here first. All right, love you guys. Love you. Love you. Love you, bye.