The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast - Party at Mr. Bernard's

Episode Date: May 27, 2026

On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast we’ve got a quaidum and we’re finally getting to Party At Mr. Bernard’s from Season 36 Episode 8 with the incomparable Robert Dinero in his best performance to date. If you ever wondered if we’d run out of episodes then the amount of time it took to get to this short should make you feel better. Of course Seth has a bullshit list to start us off and Andy tells us all about his HOT show that week many years ago. Sorry it’s late again! Enjoy! Party at Mr. Bernard's | https://youtu.be/G-vUVc-lEgo?si=pyq4IB2QxqkDwhxN Send us an email: [e-mail] Send us a voice note: https://www.speakpipe.com/thelonelyisland Send us stuff: P.O. Box 4024 New York, NY 10185 Photos and everything else can be found by following us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod (Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired.) If you want to see more photos and clips follow us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod. Send us an email! [e-mail] Willie's Remedy Willie’s ships directly to your doorstep in 40+ states. Order now at https://drinkwillies.com and use code ISLAND for 20% off of your first order + free shipping on orders over $95, and enjoy life in the high country. Hims For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit /https://Hims.com/ISLAND for your free online visit. Good Chop Use code 50ISLAND to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at https://goodchop.com/podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Glad to hear your voice is still not good, Yoram. Is it bad? Yeah, you sound like you've been shredded to shit. Shredded to shit is the official medical term, I think. Well, I've been screaming a lot because of how excited I was to get this little miniature van. I do want to talk about the van, but I am also a little concerned you don't know that your voice sounds like that. For example, I know that I'm still congested. I can tell it's not top peak.

You kind of cheated, though, because I just blew my nose, so now you're looking for it. I did not see that nose blow, though. But did you guys listen to last week's pod? I felt like I've actually sounded the worst, and I think I still have it, where I'm, like, not breathing through my nose. I don't know. Me and Seth were texting that we beat off

to your voice, no problem last week. Yeah, and we would know. But as much no problem as the previous weeks? Yeah, totally the same, because we time it. It's hard to know if that's about our fatigue or your performance. You know what I mean? Got it.

We are so hooked. Column A, column V. We're so hooked on timing. Stats based on the New York Times that we do it for everything now. Right. Okay, well, I guess weigh in, I guess way in in the tithus about it. But you know what they say, Keith.

Way in in the tithes? Wait in the tithes? Way in the tittis. And take it away, I don't know. That's the episode. Way in the titus. You guys are all East Coast and you all seem like you're way, like awake, joved. Yeah.

Good to go. I'm like solo parent here. Oh, man. 10.7 a.m. I was moving rocks a second ago. Giant heavy rocks, which is great because I also have a hernia. Yeah, that makes sense for your body. It sounds like you were swallel.

following them. Yeah. Well, he does that to incentivize himself. It's like, move one, eat one, move one, eat one. But don't. Don't move heavy things. One for them, one for me. For the rest of your life, maybe.

We're not going to be able to feel sad when you perish if you treat yourself this too. You guys want to see my hernia belt? Does my hernia belt? That's great. It's hella cool. Stop doing stuff. We had to cut it out. Actually, Yorm literally dropped so many names last week.

we did cut out the section, but I just would like to say, I made an observation that his hat looked like he had dropped a name on it. And I just want to say it this week so we can put the photo in the show notes. No exception. It's a different hat, but it's a similar shape. Yoram sent us a last week hat that we can put in the show notes because it was a great zinger that we lost because we did decide that Yorne dropped too many names. But Seth, what did you call the hat, though? That's part of it. What did I, anvil hat? What did I, I can't remember. No, Pennini. You called it a Panini hat. Oh, it does. I called it. I called it. I called it. It had been pressed. I think it was Andy.

The Panini Hat kid. Look, you're going to kill yourself. Everyone's like, he's the best character on the pod. But what they don't see is behind the scenes us being like, wow, he's killing himself on purpose. You know, the fastest star is Brian brightest. Shine brightest? The fastest star is Brian brightest. Yes, exactly.

The saltiest pickle. You know what they say, guys? Yeah, the salty. pickles getting the fastest. They brine brightest. They brine brightest. The saltiest pickles brine brine brittiest.

This slogan brought to you by hernia harness. Brian bright. So, I can't remember. Did Rihanna do Brian Bright like a diamond for Vlasic? Was that? Brian bright like a pickle? Yeah, it's really,

that's not how Sia intended it. No. She had pretty mad. But you can imagine them in the studio and her just being like, Yo, I got it. Brian Bright, like a pickle. And I remember me like, yeah, yeah.

You know, go back, go back. I don't know about that. And then do you think to celebrate, she asked John Hamm if you wanted to toot it? Maybe I've tooted it too much. Brian Brick. Moving on. Hey, somebody who said that a good title for last week's episode

was the bullshit list. Like the blacklist? Well, just that ultimately the entire episode was just a list of bullshit And we're going to talk about a short All right But did they like it though? I would say it was split Yeah

But I think the people who liked it are the one They're the real ones I have preamble bullshit list But oh, this is around the time where the theme would drop in You know But I feel like I have it. Take it away, Greg

Yeah, but I want to just say I feel like everybody's going to hear it And they're going to think it's AI And so I wanted to preamble to say it's not Okay Yeah, because we don't fuck with that Wait, can we hear it now? This is, yeah, let's hear it and then talk about it.

Good job, last. Just four guys. Having a good time. Having a good time. Having a good time. Just four guys. Having a good time. Seth, Andy Keith, and Yoram.

Jesus. Oh, my God. He needs his own podcast. Yeah. He should probably come on ours just to talk about it. I mean, Greg Chun should come on this podcast as Arnold, and we should just interview. him. So we all listen to that on our text chain and there's another

one too that I think was the one that Andy, was it the other one that you really thought might be AI? Andy or was I couldn't believe that it was him. Why don't I just play the other one? Because then I also have one more thing. I didn't listen to these because I was moving rocks eating. Yeah. Do you mean you're selling? I believe that

obviously. I wish he could lift traditionally when people are moving rocks. Well, you don't know how big these rocks are Seth. Like eyes from across the room. Down my drink where the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games

Make our way through the smoking crowd The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud Moving close as a lasers fly A body's touch and the angels cry Leave this place go back to yours A lips first touch outside the doors A whole night what we've got in store Whisper in my ear that you want some more night

Chats in my hands This really never happened you could take my world I won't apologize, this just absurd Man of your fault for the way did you dance and now it's cheap is. Don't tell you friends or I say you're a slut. Plus is your fault. You were rubbing my butt.

I'm very sensitive. Someone said that's a plus. Now I'll go home and change. I mean, wow. Really good. Did he remake the beat also? No, that was just like he found a karaoke track. Now I'm not impressed.

That one, you feel like his AI, because you don't believe he'd even just do it for that long that well. The consistency and the length led you to believe it was computer generated. The way he does, absurd is, um, almost a perfect Arnold pronunciation of absurd. It lets you know it's a top level Arnold impression. Obscared. Good morning, Quades.

It's Greg here. I wanted to thank you for all of your support when it comes to the theme songs, your nice comments, because I work very hard trying to make them good. Don't listen to people like Andy who think that this is AI and not my voice. It is. This is me. Andy, stop it. It's really good.

Can we ask if we can post that? Can we post that, please? Yeah, I'm sure. I asked him for a 10 second one to prove it. My God, it's really good. Greg Chan. Hey, how are you feeling about, and I guess this is for all of you? Herney is?

The winner of the Cannes Festival, La Cineff Best Short Award. Anybody have any takes? Great. Anybody's spinning out? I'm, of course, talking about how Lucas Ache's Laser Cat won the Cannes' Lasin'F Best Short Award. Oh. What the fuck? Well, now I'm mad.

I mean, obviously, this was not something. I was aware of, Quaid Army let me know, and they're just wondering if you guys are spinning out. I am now. Yeah. Thanks for letting us spin. Yeah. What the fuck, Lucas?

Can we see it? I mean, obviously, it's probably not out. That depends on seeing it, I think, before we spin out. I'll let me tell you that a little bit. It's a one-night journey about a teenager who's bored at home. His mother just left for a date, and he's 14. Also, this is a planet where all the cats shoot lasers. No.

Also, there's been a new beer war. No, sir. Not even we believe that, sir. Don't try to make jokes, sir. You guys, I'll say, you guys were on that right away. You guys were on that, to your credit, you were on it right away. Okay, this is directed by an NYU student. Is it, Lucas O'Shea?

That's what it says. 22-minute psychological thriller won first prize. NYU student, Lucas Acher. I think we got to watch it. So, Lucas, we'll be expecting our slight, of the Palm Door cake. Yeah. Do you think it more has to do

with like how cats famously like laser pointers? It's possible. You know, Seth, it's interesting you bring up Khan because I was really happy for the Pomdor winner, Fjord,

which of course is the prequel to Fjord versus Fiori. Oh my God, I'm so happy. Really good. Yes. Thank you. Fjord versus Fiarari. And spoiler, guys.

Ferrari wins, guys. So this is a Fjord before he meets Fiori. Mm-hmm. Before he goes, vureses him. Vierces. A lot of detail work. Yeah.

Andy, how is your movie going? Good. Yeah. Somebody, obviously, you know who it is. Somebody snuck me a little on-set pick of you, and it looks like a real-ass movie. Who was it? You know, who.

I work with him. Oh, that person, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But he can't be named? I don't know, can he? Seth Rees. Voldemort. Yeah, Settreys.

Voldemort. Got it. Thank you. Voldemort. Voldemort did punch-ups. I just, I live out loud. The thing that everyone says about me is I live out loud. Really?

Because the thing I always get emails from you is like, don't tell people where I am. That's right. Take out every geographical reference point. I got to visit, Andy, for a quick, quick one for about an hour or something like that. And it was really fun, Andy. I want to come back. It was a joy to see you. Oh, well, thanks.

Likewise. Oh, apparently it's not reciprocated. Jesus fucking Christ. Well, I'm pretty locked in, you know? Yeah, yeah, you seemed locked in. It was very nice seeing you for lunch, I'll tell you that. Were you guys shooting outdoors or indoors? Like, what are we talking about?

Akiva both. There's exteriors and interiors in the film. Whoa, so this movie's got it all. Yeah, thank you for, this is good. This is where, guys, there's interiors and exteriors. You know, I got to buy a ticket for this. Yeah, and dialogue and lighting. And this drops on tuby in WIM, is that?

That? June 2020. 2027? 30, 21. Okay. Set your calendars, guys. To be interiors,

exteriors. Everything's during the day or? No, we got nights and daytime. Whoa. Also, no spoilers, but we tried to get one sort of at dawn and then another one at dusk. What kind of weather? Always clear?

Well, that is in the hands of the weather gods. And this is Sam Mendes is directing it, and it's called Fiorari, right? because he's doing a fjord and then a fior. It's like the Beatles biopics. Yeah, yeah. He's doing this after his Beatles. Each character from Fjord, Vierces, is getting their own. Yeah, but the Vierces movie is the one I'm really pretty psyched for.

Oh, yeah, everybody's excited about Vierces. Oh, this was a, tell me, do you think this is shade or praise? Let's play a new game, shade or praise, ready? Love it. Always a good time in an audio-only podcast when the host, several minutes visually comparing different word games with each other. Oh yeah, when you were holding it up.

I think that's high praise. High praise. I think it's appropriate shade. Yeah, that's right. Appropriate. Yeah, I think that's true. Somebody asked, can we add yorm the mini to the dictionary?

And that's when you take over two minutes to complete the New York Times mini crossroads. That would make sense. Oh, I really yawned the money to me. Oh, by the way, you guys, I'm consistently, I'm consistently at like $150 now. So whoever said that, they're fucking wrong. Okay, great.

What did you get today? Orm, what did you get on the mini today? 154. Okay, 26. I got 26 seconds. But here's the thing. Like, I want to say something about my super slowness. One, I'm bad at it.

Right. But two, there's a certain language and way to do crossword puzzles that I don't know. I literally had to look it up recently. Be like, what is the quotes? There's like a little cheat code of like hints of like the way you have to think to do a crossword puzzle. And I've never done them before. So I didn't know. You're learning the language.

How a question mark means they're being cheeky. Yes, exactly. Yeah. I did not know that. They're so cheeky over there. You're a rocks. You're a rocks and ladders guy. You've never been about word play. Exactly. I'm salt of the earth. You guys don't know this because I'm flyer up for country. You guys don't work with your hands. I'm a real car heart. You guys are work in progress.

That's right. That's the main difference. Nice pull. That's legit. I'm just going to run like guys, we're like weak. I think it's almost been a month of teasing Mr. Bernard's. So I'm just going to tear through the rest of the bullshit list. Everybody okay with that? Yeah. Yes. Keith. Somebody said Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, great score, right, Keeve?

Oh, the music. Yeah. Yeah, the music was very good, but I don't... It wasn't the thing I took away from it, but I'm sure if I went and threw on that soundtrack, I'd agree. Were there strings? You know, I'm guessing, yeah. And in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, were there exteriors and interiors? Yeah, they had both of those.

Mostly exterior, though. Okay. What kind of dialogue was there? Mostly in English, a little bit of probably some other languages when they're in the beginning in the Crusades when they're in Jerusalem in the prison. And was the Sheriff of Nottingham in it? Yeah. Big time. Yeah.

All right, let's keep blowing through it, Seth. Let's keep blowing through it. It was the Sheriff of Nottinghammed? No, no, no. I think this list should go slower. Hey, you sent in a voice note, Andy. Oh, did I? Multiple.

End of the episode last week. I was actually two voice notes in a row. Oh, that's right, yeah. And somebody wrote in, out of breath, jogger does spelling be on the streets of New York? I was out there very much what it sounded like. Well, I was also, like, surrounded by crew and stuff. And I was like, I want to do this, obviously. I got to claim my quibby victory, but I'd also don't want to be, like, humiliated, you know?

Andy, when you're shooting exterior on the streets of New York, do you immediately start yelling? We outside, we outside, we outside. Generally not during takes, but otherwise, yeah. Okay. And when you do interiors on the streets of New York, are those like little prefab houses you build and just put on the sidewalk? For sure, yeah. And some of them are open plan and others aren't. And when you do interiors, do you shout, we're inside, we're inside, we're inside. No.

In regards to a Knight's Tale, the reason Jeffrey Chaucer as a character is because the whole movie is loosely based on a short story called The Knights Tale, which was in the Canterbury Tales. So basically, Chaucer throughout the movie is just gathering material for another book. regarding other historical characters in a night's tale Alan Tudick's character Watt is thought by some to be young Watt Tyler who would go on to lead a peasant's rival during the reign of Richard the second Andy asked me what his name is what's his name what uh yeah what's his name what who is it who is who is the jouster

the jouster's name is what no Alan Tiddick is not a joustered he's one of his helpers Jesus to go, no, that's... That's... You had it. I think we should have written it out. Anyway. Famously, that, you know, Avin and Costello's, who's on first, was improvised.

Top to bottom. And it was a one take, and they had only done it that one time. When it ended, they were like, tell me you were filming. Tell me you were filming. And they were like, I think we got it. And they printed it and they watched it back. And they were like, Dave, what the fuck, dude? It's airtight.

I just locked in, dude. It was so crazy. I just like, it was, I went blank and it just came out. I was in a flow state, brother. Wait, so was Costello just genuinely super dumb? No, I think they were like just, they picked up this, it was the thread of a bit. It was a bit. Oh, I thought he was genuinely confused.

No, it wasn't just real life. No, dude, they were like, tell me weird. Yeah, they were just in flow state. Oh, you can't film improv. That day you could. They were like, it just came straight through from the heavens above straight through them. They were channeling. Yeah.

The fact, Andy, that you've promised a gulp and have. given one yet. Yeah. We don't know that. Come on. Yeah. I feel like Andy would tell us. Somebody said we got ourselves a real checkoff's gulp situation.

That's good. That's good. Kudos. Can't wait for that baby to pop off. That was very nice. This one's a little unfair. People are going to tune in each week to see when that thing goes off, you know? Zero propositions.

I've got a few really nice quaint armies, though, out in these streets. Yeah, it's nice being on the streets. I got a Sherman Oaks quite army yesterday. Oh, a shirm stick. Yep. That's what that is. Somebody wrote this episode made me want to step on a theater rake and knock myself out. I guess you could kind of roll down it into the audience.

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Them bombes socks deserve a little more love. I would say I'm rushing because the feedback we've received from you guys is it might not be your favorite part of the pot. Yorma, here's a Yorma note. Yorma, you have a great voice. But when you use your deep, sultry lower register can sometimes

veer slightly into ghost face from the screen movies. Not sure Quince wants it to sound like their spokesperson is standing outside our window with a knife, ready to pounce. Akiva. yours are perfect no notes whoa I thought it was for sure

going to be like yours sounds like ghost face from Wu-Tang I was I was psyched that that was going to be my criticism but no I think that's more Kiev though and then Andy yours just is not available correct Andy do your best ghost face

from not killer but the one from scream how does he talk I don't really know the scream films it's through a voice modulating box because it's really just I know you're in the house or whatever, you know. Yeah, that was pretty good, actually.

Like, do you want to play a game, Sydney? Do you want to play a game? That wasn't quite it either. Yeah. It's stupid. I think what we've learned is that that franchise is stupid because we can't do the voice. Do you think Matt can do it? Let's get a voice note of Matt doing the screen voice first.

Yeah, he did direct a few, right? Yeah, he directed five. I mean, might want to ask Greg Chun first. I've got to be honest. Greg Chun can definitely do it. By TBH, he'll probably crush it. Yeah, let's chun it up. All right, so I'll ask both of them.

Let's chun the waters on that one. Huh. Yeah, that works. Keith, you had a note on a word in the dictionary you thought should be spelled different. Oh, it was about be Jason. Yeah, that's correct. You had a note. What would you call the person who runs our dictionary?

Nick is his name, but what would you call? He's our... He's our chaucer. He's our chaucer. Scribe? We're hearing Jeff wants to go as scribe. So Nick, our dictionary scribe, had this to say, whoa, can't believe I got my dictionary spelling corrected by a guy who was 86th from a restaurant in Hollywood.

Fair. He said he feels like a gaping snorff, but then he was very happy. You guys didn't like Almanic? Do you think he... Oh, Almanic. Oh, shit. I missed Almanic. I take it way back.

Because he's Nick. And then Alma... That's great. Yeah, no, we get it. Alma is who, though? Yeah, who's the Alma in this situation? It's a very popular name. It is an Almanic.

Yes. You would say, yeah, sure. It's an Alman. He's not an Alman. The Dix... So the Quaid Dictionary is just the Almanic now. And he's an Omanixter. I also got somebody who's been to multiple upfront said there was a period of time.

There was like a four-year period of time where Pippel performed at multiple upfronts. And it was really noted by those who covered it in the trades, including and up to the fact that Pippel performed at the Nickelodeon upfronts. Hell yeah. And had the same dancers who were like a little in slightly less revealing outfits, but still wildly inappropriate for Nickelodeon. Do children come to the Nickelodeon up front to buy advertising space? It was not as though Pipbole was being inappropriate.

It was just very funny that they knew like, hey, this is for Nickelodeon. Let's make them a little bit less revealing, but also, you know, it's still Pitbull's backup dancers. Did any of you guys see Yo Gabba Gaba Live ever? I saw them at King's Theater. I did. Yeah. And did you see it with Biz Marquis when he performed with him? Yeah.

Because it felt like you were like, he's just there for the bag. I've never seen anybody want to leave the stage so quickly. Shout out to Bismarkey though. Yeah. Rest and peace. May your memory of him be that he did yoga, bag, gab, gabber for money.

And let that be the official stance of all four of us. Yeah. Oh, also, Whig, I'm glad you shouted out Wig and Ham's voice notes that you were not on for Andy, but then heard. Wigs was so delightful, but then somebody did write in. Whig just went, don't make me voice notes. All right, that's the end of the bullshit list.

Oh, also, what was the movie Out of the Past? Was that the one you recommended, Keith? Yeah, and Bad Day of Black Rock was the other one. Oh, I watched it. Out of the past, I watched. It's fantastic. Bad Day at Black Rock, so good. Why did you watch it, Seth?

Because I saw just, like, on social media, somebody wrote, Paul Thomas Anderson and said they learned, he learned more from this audio track. And then the audio track was the director, just talking about the opening shot. I watched like three minutes of, like, the Blu-ray audio. The director's commentary, you mean?

Yes, that's what I mean. Sorry. Wait, so you had already seen that one. Now Yorm has joined just to go slow here. Yorm, and you liked it, right? I loved it. I was telling you, like, it felt like it was, like, the reason why a screenplay has the word play in it. It really was, like, felt like you were sitting with just excellent writing in the old style

that everything was back. And also, like, we were talking about how just the length of it is fucking perfect. It's so entertaining. And then, Seth, you watched out of the past. Any quick takeaways? It's unbelievable. It's so fun when you realize that people like Robert Mitchum and Kirk Douglas used to be like young, handsome dudes. And he's not enjoying this.

Also, Roger Ebert, I read an old review where he's like, this might be the greatest smoking movie of all time. Well, guess what, guys? I have a movie to recommend also. It was on cable last night and it's called Top Gun Maverick. So eat shit. That movie is amazing when you talk about not why plays and screenplay. I think like most of the scenes in that movie, you're like, is he going to go faster?

You want to know something crazy though, Seth? And it's probably not just because, like, I feel so lonely and, like, miss my family and I'm too tired. I cried at the end. I'm sure I would have as well. What happens at the end? No spoilers. I mean, anybody, you know.

No, because Maverick tells Goose's son, thanks for saving my life. And he says, this is what my dad would have done. And I was like, God, damn it. God, damn it. Rooster, you piece of shit. Well, no spoilers, too. But there's a bunch of exteriors in that movie. Oh, my God.

More than you can. handle, truly. Not just exterior is like aerials, like up in the air, up in the sky. Yeah. There's just a digital display that keeps going like 9.1. They're like, no one's ever done that before. Yeah, that was at the beginning. 9.2 and they're like, whoa.

That's the pressure against their bodies in the cockpit, brother. Sure, sure, sure. It's not about. And can the plane hold together? I mean, you take a 10 Gs. And then it gets all shaky and stuff. That's the recommended, Akiva. If we're going to talk, craft.

It's about the, it's about the, it's about the, it's about the pilot. it in the box. I was in an airplane and I watched a pretty impeachably great airplane movie which is Gone Baby Gone. What does impeachably

great mean? Like you get impeached It's just like a perfectly good plane movie like you've seen it you like it and it holds up and it's like

you kind of like has twists you don't remember because they're pretty you should be impeached for saying that? I believe it's unimpeachably great. Yeah you're right.

I don't fucking coverless. I think that's where your arm's confusion is coming in but he yeah. But I'm not a crossword guy so. certainly not a mini guy, even though you do it every day.

Well, I'm becoming a mini guy. You've always been a little bit of a mini guy. I knew what was coming, but I still appreciate it. Hey, sweet little guy. I do like to scoop you right up. 31 minutes in, still haven't talked about the short. Just a reminder, this is not the bullshit episode. This is different.

Seth, out of the past, has a little bit of almost naked gun style dialogue when him and her are sitting by the lake, right? And she had some part of it's like, I bet you say that to all the places, but I can't remember like the lead-in. Do you know what I'm talking about that? The one that I thought was great, and you realize this is the language that inspired,

like the Naked Gut parody, is the guy in the early finds when he tracks down Robert Mitchum, he sees his sign on a gas station because it's his name on the gas station. He says that lady at the diner. Yeah, I was driving by, and I saw his name on the gas station sign. She goes, yeah, it's a small world. And he goes, well, it's a big sign.

Oh, my God. Yeah. It's full of that stuff. I'm going to let her say hi real quick. Hello. Hello. Hi. Hi.

How is it? Yeah, la la la. Yeah, that's right. Who is it that, sorry, daddies are good and mommy's are bad? No, mommy's a good. Daddy's so bad. Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

That's actually true. Everyone on this podcast is a daddy. Everyone you're looking at is a daddy. Are all daddy's bad? Yes. Okay, you have to go now. Actually, no, no, no. That's good, nice.

Hey, just so we can steal it for later, can you say bombas are the best socks I've ever worn? Bombers are the best socks I've worn. Quince has changed my life. Quince has changed my life. Do you guys want to feed her another one? I love staying at Airbnb's. Ba-da-ba.

Great. Put that at the end of the Airbnb read. Yeah, that's great. Bye, bye, bye. It's so weird that when kids say that daddies are the worst, that all of us secretly are like, yeah. What are you going to do? I'm like, yeah, I can't argue.

Facts is facts. All right, I've, again, I'm not trying to stall here, but I have some voice messages. Oh, great. All right. This is either from Greg Chen or Matt. We'll know right away, right? Hello.

Do you like scary movies? That was Greg Chen trying to give us one. Oh, that was really good. I think that's pretty accurate. As soon as he started doing it, I was like, oh, that is what that's. If it was going to be Matt, I would have been blown away because it was very good. But Matt's heard it a lot more.

Let's see. Like, more than almost anybody. He's not as good of voice actor, though. Hello, Akiba. This is not what ghost face sounds like, but this is me doing a bad impression of Roger L. Jackson. Is this helpful? He did offer, like, do you need me to text Roger L. Jackson? Yeah, we do.

Like, he offered to get the real screenbook. Yeah. Yeah. What would we need him to say, though? Just later quades? The later quads, I think. Oh, yeah. We could tag it on to the end.

Later, Arnold. Later quades. Later quades. Later, ghostface. Later quades. You know what I mean? Yes, please. Guys, we've put it on for long enough.

I, on purpose, did not rewatch it because I wanted to rewatch it with you guys. It is Robert De Niro. It is party at Mr. Bernard's. Do you have anything you want to say about it before we watch it? Yeah, plenty. Go for it. Okay, I'm loading it up. Keeve, you directed it.

Yeah. We wrote it together with Bill, is my recollection. That sounds right. You there or no? I was probably in Africa when this happened. Right, with Chappelle. And then I remember being like so excited about it, thinking it was really fun and loving the look of it. And then being so happy walking onto the set and having it really look like Weekend at Bernie's.

and also us being aware that it was crazy how much we were wasting legendary actor Robert De Niro in it and that being partly why it was funny to us of like, so we have Robert De Niro and we're literally going to have him playing a corpse. Yeah, but knowing Robert De Niro, he probably liked it. He found it very funny, yes. And he understood that that partly was why

it was funny to use him that way. He was just always referred to as the greatest living actor. Yeah. Just number one. So there was something, and even Lauren, I remember fake sarcastically kind of, I forget his exact words, but like commenting on exactly that fact. Did you guys say that on set? Like, let's fly in the greatest living actor? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Pretty much, Lauren being like really great use of Bob, something like that. When you're watching it, just remember that. Also, when like he's having to like fall in new cast members' laps and stuff and like flop all over. them. Like, every cast member was, like, showing up like, oh, my God, I'm about to act against Robert De Niro, and then he's just a corpse. Yes. This was my idea. And it goes in a category that I think we've done a few times, which is, like, a movie premise or a famous story premise where, if it really happened, what would it, like, the joke is just what it would really happen, basically. But, yeah, to me, I have very, very fond memories of this one and remember feeling

proud of it, even though I knew it wouldn't be like a quote-unquote biggie. And Weekend at Bernie's was kind of well-worn comedy territory. Like, it is a comedy. It's comedy to begin with. And then it also was such an outlandish premise for a movie. I feel like there had been lots of mimicking of it or parodies of it. And so, but I've never seen this one. And so it was just kind of like, oh, we can do kind of in our minds the definitive.

Yes. And I will also say, before we get into it, and then we should, the funniest stuff about it to me and the most fun when we were writing was the little details about these like babe hound characters and how that was such an 80s comedy staple. Doing that tone was even funnier to me, maybe, than the actual turn of the- Yes, by far my favorite parts of this,

having not re-watched it, is the first minute before the actual joke happens. But so much so that I won't get into the premise of it, but for years I kept trying to write screenplays for Andy and Bill to be these characters. in a completely different scenario. We. We did.

Not you. I seem to remember me being alone, though, and you at Brooklyn 9-9 and us talking all the time, but me being... But maybe you were writing with me a lot. Check the tapes. I got documents in my laptop. Okay.

We. I mean, we didn't do it. No, we didn't do it. It's bragging about a failure. We wrote a lot. Wait, you guys, was part of this motivated by Whoopie Boys' love in terms of, you know, babe hounds? I wouldn't say motivated, but certainly that is in the...

the same. It's the genre for sure. It's a reminder. Yes. You're saying it's whoopee-coded? It's whoope-coded. I wanted to make a movie set in the 80s that felt like a weird science or whatever it is with these two guys, you know.

I was about to say it's not too late, but it definitely is. Like, we just look old. Yeah. Yeah, you mean it's too late for you guys to play that. Well, now you guys could be like the old businessman, the other side of it, the one's getting like. I'm like about a half year from being that corpse. Exactly.

I always liked your. other idea, Keev, of 80s movies of Revenge of the Jocks. Everyone had that idea, though. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but we had that very, very early before it was developed. Cut it out then. No, I'm just saying it was developed multiple times by different people. Oh, well, then fuck you, Keith.

But really, it got used with the IP of Revenge of the Nerds, Andy, or is like different. Both. And my recollection, and correct me, if you remember differently, was that people kept writing it, and then you'd get to the moment when the jocks started fighting. back and it was like, this just feels like strong bullies. It was not satisfying, even though we were in that like nerds rule moment,

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We are going to get so many babes. Forget about the babes. I'm just hoping for that promotion. Mr. Bernard, we're here. Dude, look. Mr. Bernard. Mr. Bernard. Wow.

Looks like you really partied hardy. Mr. Bernard, your guests are going to be here soon. Devin? I don't think he's alive. Oh, God, oh man. Okay, we need to call the cops. Yep, Ricky, we definitely should call the cops. But the party's in one hour.

All those babes are already in motion. If they show up here and this place has gone from the party house to funeral home, we're gonna be the laughing stock of the beach. So what do you suggest? We pretend he's alive and have the best night ever. Dude, that is a great idea. Yeah!

The love is a high-five. All right. Okay, lead in the bay. It is really fun to rewatch this and remember what you said at the top, which is this is Robert De Niro. Oh, my God, that's great. And you guys are just basically moving them around like a puppet. Godfather Part 2.

Midnight Run. You're literally like no part of it. You're not taking advantage of any of the things. But it is really funny. And it's fun to know that he was down for it. I was just seeing you guys manhandle him at all. I'm like immediately like, this is awesome. Like feeding him the booze.

Bill being like, I just want that promotion. That's my favorite thing is that within two sentences, you're like, he's the Hawaiian shirtloose guy, and he's the guy that is trying to be a stockbroker. And this is my backstory. It's really good. It's very clean off the top. Very fun. For those just listening on audio, once they decide on the thing,

They get him into a Hawaiian shirt. Now they're trying to feed him some sort of a blue daughery of some sort. I guess to make his breath smell like alcohol? I'm not sure why. That's where your hair goes. Did you guys shoot other beats of this and then think it was too long of preparing for the party?

I don't think so. I'm not sure. I did appreciate how fast it got to the party. I'll say that. Just for a second because, you know, sometimes we express frustration at the sets. You're just not kidding. This is so great.

It's got those really popular in the 90s glass brick tiles everywhere. Early Lonely Island, which were in the original Lonely Island. Exactly. These are my favorite. White carpet. Yeah, and it's got a step down. I mean, that's a real. Yeah. They went all out.

It was true. It's really special. Also, the music, the like Musak is almost don't go chase in waterfalls. Oh. No, what I thought you were saying. It's something I noticed. That is a great idea. Yeah.

Alright Okay, let in the bates. Okay, let in the bates. Come on in. Welcome to the party, guys. I believe you know Mr. Bernard. Oh my god he's . They then dressed him in a Hawaiian shirt

and popped him up for show like a ragdog. Egg dog for death. Whig, again, just be loving everything that's just the genre. The way she's giggling when she comes through the door. When she comes in. Come on in. So, obviously you guys know what I'm going to say. My favorite thing here.

A little tummy. I was going to say. A little handy tummy. A little tummy just sagging out, just like a little fat porky. Do you feel like at the time, did you kind of feel like, Was no wardrobe didn't notice a little time here? I'm going to just assume that it was a choice as an actor, that I wanted it to be hanging out like I was a little tub-a-tub.

That's his backstory. You guys, feel free to shoot me down right now, but this is maybe back in the day I might, let's say, as a writer on the show, I'd be like, hey, is there anything to just after Whig yelling, he's fucking dead, hard-cutting right to the courtroom? Yeah, I would, at least now, I would strongly consider that. I think part of it too is just rewatching it like this.

There is a little bit of like everyone's a critic vibe to like the very people reacting. Well, with taking the picture off the wall and hitting someone that is just a pure everyone's a critic joke. It has nothing to do with anything that's happening. And it's less heightened than that everyone's a critic reactions. I was a little surprised at their reaction to that, though. I was surprised that they were okay with it. Yeah. The logic problem is everyone stays at the part.

Yeah, she should just yell and it should cut to the next thing. I was actually, though, grateful once that began and I didn't like it, that it cut so quickly to the courtroom. I was like, oh, do we do a whole, everything's a critic thing here? I got worried. Right. So you're relieved that it was, it was shorter than that. Yeah, but any, but faster would have been better.

But it's more than they than when people are freaking out are just cool with it and are throwing the body at people. So you probably were like, we just need to show how aggressively. Yeah, yeah. You know, I think it also could just have been some editing. like not the picture frame one because I did like them saying can he have this dance and trying some of the stuff that works in Weekend at Bernie's that shouldn't work agreed so it might not be a full edit I believe you know Mr. Bernard oh my god he's like cut that one maybe right why are they all at the

party someone likes you right how does she started you're gonna burn an over there They then dressed him in a Hawaiian shirt and propped him up for show like a ragdoll cadaver. Thank you. So they're in court right away for anybody listening. Sadega's a suit is so good. Well, I think I've heard enough. Never in all of my years...

Your Honor, if it pleases the court, there's one last piece of evidence I think we all need to see. Hello, this is my video will and testament. In the event of my death, I ask that my dead body be dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses, and that I'd be paraded around a Rock and Beach party filled with

bodacious babes. Oh, and Devin and Rocky, you're promoted. Hey, everyone. Okay. I forgot. I was surprised that didn't get more of a reaction from the crowd there on that last part. That color correction joke is pretty great. I haven't seen that.

You have to switch. Went back into 80s movie. So when it cuts to the courtroom, this is for people listening. aren't seeing it. It goes from this bright, really, you know, saturated, colorful 80s movie to like a courtroom drama. So it's way muted and dark and very kind of almost, not sepia, but almost. And then the moment you guys go, yes, it just on a dime, the color correction flips back to the other color correction. And I don't, I don't know that I've ever seen that joke.

We did something like this in the McGruber TV series. but it's a slow grade change. I love talking about grades. But Piper is in a depressing. You're finding him for like it's years later. He's teaching a shitty DMV class, or so you think, da-da-da. And it's a reverse. It's going from super bright where you're like,

oh, his life is maybe okay. And then it slowly starts to change into a darker. And you don't notice it happening until you cut to wide. And so he's now matching the tone of like it's shitty. and it's this like subtle and my DP suggested doing it and I was like oh that's fucking cool you're watching it get depressing

as he's talking yeah that is cool you should pull that up so we can watch it it's pretty neat well I knew you'd be interested in it Keith listen there's a certain kind of quade and we've gone over this that want to hear about color grading

hey for those that don't know color grading is just another way saying color correcting you know what aged very well in this Robert Janaro episode the blizzard Man with Diddy. I don't know if we even want to look at it.

Your whole sentence just scared the shit out of me. I think that we'll just leave it at that. And, you know, I'm just glad we have a lot of other Blizzard men that we can go back and enjoy. I want to say a personal experience in Andy's Quarter, if you will, from this episode. Sing him in, Yoram. Andy's Corner, he doesn't usually do this, but he's going to do it right now. Take it away, Andy. Thanks, Yoram.

So I had maybe the biggest show of my whole time at S&L this show. Interesting. In that I was in, I want to say, like, six or seven live things or at least like heavily featured in five or six things. And all week, everyone was like, whoa, Sambor, big show, man. Crazy. You're really featuring in this one. And I was like, wow, not just the pre-tape. I'm in the live stuff.

And then the show happened and it felt great to me. And then it was very much early the next week out of nowhere people deciding to review that episode and talking about how it was the worst one in 10 years. I was just like, what, no, but it was my big show.

They were just like, oh, this was trashed, like listing all the reasons, it sucked. And like, I remember being pretty down about it. Have we talked about this on the show where, like, people who would come visit you, like just friends of yours, did not mind telling you that things were bad

or just like friends of yours would be like oh man yeah that show sucked and you're like we know we worked on it right you're like you can't exactly tell us like how garbage you thought everyone who comes to the show believes they just saw the best episode of all time because live it's so much more exciting but people will text you those people yeah and be like oh my god that's that episode sucked

and you're like hey hey hey hey hey cool it yeah Alexi is a very good person to like bounce things off. And like when I'm working on new material, I like showing to her. She's very honest. And yet in all the years she came to SNL and she would be in my dressing room after update. It was always like, oh my God, it's such a good show. Like to speak to both like, I think one, she understood the assignment and two, it's just fucking fun when you're there. When you're there, it just all works because you're like, I can't believe I'm at fucking

SNL. Yeah. And I will say when you're there and working on the show, during the show is not when you want feedback. I'm not correct mid-show or after yeah you don't really ever want it yeah you really you know it's true yeah I mean I waited uh when what year was this this episode

2010 De Niro is December so I waited six I waited 16 years to say I think you should have gone to the courtroom faster and I appreciate that and you know that and that's why our friendship is so rock solid yeah that's why it thrives do you remember it says special guests Robin Williams is one of them do you remember that in my mind He's in what up with that?

What up with that? God. That's the one time I met Robin Williams. And one time I met Robin Williams as well. I clearly did not meet him at all that week because I'd remember. He was super nice and it met a lot. He was very sweet and present. Yep.

And I did not talk to him very long, but it was everything you kind of wanted to be. He was very much like with you while he was talking to you. And it was great. And went out of his way, I think probably to say hi to a lot of us. Not Keeve, obviously. No. But it was, you know, he's Robin Williams. It was crazy.

I just, it was weird. I don't remember meeting him. I just remember I kept yelling, garp! Right. Oh, you garped him? Yeah. Garp! And he was probably ducking him.

Garp! Well, it's because I wanted to prove like I knew I wasn't just like a genie from Aladdin guy, you know? Yeah, for sure. You were garp heads. You weren't like Patch Adams. You were garps. Yeah, so I just kept going, garp! Yeah, you weren't one of those many, many Patch Adams fanatics.

Yeah. I remember you and you were just to be like even deeper cut, you kept standing by the page desk being like, I like, I like the world, to that guy. Yeah, yeah. It'd be like, whatever his name was. I don't even have to say the name.

You know who I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about, garb. How many people do you think named their kids right after that movie like just named them garp? I mean, probably a lot, right? Just like, I made sure it shot up. Was it garp and cap?

Were those the two? The wig and Fred characters? Garpen cap. Yeah. Recurring update feature. I was just going to say should Joanna's next album be called The World According to Harp?

Yeah. Yes. Yeah? It's a parody album where she does, she does, she does, well, I think she does, she does music from famous movies. And it's called The World Carting to Heart. Okay, let me jot this down. By the way, based on how she reacts, you can say it was come from one of the three of us if she doesn't go for it. She could also do a Christmas album called Harpy Christmas.

The Harpy Christmas? Just Harpy Christmas. What's that a play on? What's that a play on? Happy Christmas. What? Happy Christmas. If you, just saying happy Christmas.

Oh, I see. It's not a, it's not a nested pun. Yeah. It's also famously merry Christmas, but, um, I don't say that. I don't say that. You could have said like Harpy Birthday, I guess, but even that is pretty sweaty. Well, especially when we're starting with the world according to Hart where it's just like, perfect. I think in England they say happy.

Yeah, happy Christmas. Well, this guy did spend time across the pond. She should do a cover of Brit Pop songs called Harpy Christmas. Yeah, you're going to spend time across the pond. Hey, Andy, are you surprised to know that you came back as Spider-Man on the update desk? I am surprised. What is that? Let's watch it. Keeve.

Here we go. This week, the Spider-Man musical had its first run of previews on Broadway after several delays due to actors sustaining injuries while they rehearsed. Here to comment one of the actors from the Spider-Man musical, Ryan Christopher. Upside down again. So he's upside down, swinging back and forth. Real call back. Seth is trying to study him. Thank you for coming.

So Brian, there's been a lot of reports of problems with the production. How is it going? Tented fingers, under his gin. Don't believe the negative press, Seth. Spider-Man is the greatest musical ever. I really think you're gonna flip for it. Eh, eh.

E... E... Ryan, he doing a light crunch while he tries to flip. Maybe. E... Okay. Sorry, Seth. This is all very new to me.

I'm the fourth understudy. Oh. What happened to the other three Spider-Man's in front of you? Well, the first one broke his wrist. Okay. Yeah, then the next guy shattered his leg. And then the last guy just exploded. What is going on over there?

It's a musical, Seth. It happens. You know how many people die every year doing Jersey boys? All right. So what can we look forward to in the show? Well, it's basically me taking on all those great Spider-Man super villains. Oh, right. So like the Green Goblin? Yeah, he's out of the show. He fell off the balcony and landed in a fire.

Okay. Dr. Octopus? Buried alive, unrelated to the show. What villains do you have left? Well, we got some cool new ones. We got Margarita Man. Bizarro Jerry Seinfeld. That sounds bad, yeah? The Shmoot. What? Yeah.

Shrek stops by for like an hour. Wow. Yeah. It'll be great, Seth. I really think you're going to flip for it. I might stop teaing that up. Do you need any help? Actually, Seth, there is one thing you could help me with.

Okay, what's that? No. Upside down, Spider-Man kiss. You be married Jane. Come on. Okay, fine. I'll be married Jane. Just hook up the smooch.

Now. Hook up the smooch. I'm not going to hook up this mooch. God, just give me a kiss. I guarantee you, you'll flip for it. Because he's going to die. Yeah, very enjoy. Definitely a way better execution on the physicality of hook-up the smooch.

Yeah, they were giving me nice little swings. Oh, my God, I like your little peppered kisses, Andy. Yeah, I forgot that we shoehorned in a hook-up the smooch into it. I mean, I was watching and felt sad because when I realized, oh, this one is in Hook-Up the Smooch. It's not hook-up-the-smooch. And then it was hookup. But it was hookup the smooch. It's all teeming.

I put up the smoo. You can hear the blood rushing into my head about halfway through and my voice changes. I'm so impressed that you were constantly willing to do that. It was not smart. Upside down cue cards. How painful was it? It did not feel good by the end. Fine in the beginning, bad by the end.

You're not supposed to hang upside down that long, I don't think. Were you kind of like, I'll still, I'll be riding high on the laughter, the bed of laughs from Bazaar Jerry Seinfeld? bizarre as Jerry Seinfeld, I like, and I believe is a Klein. That's my guess. Yeah. It could be a joist. Could be a joist.

Was joists in on that? I think joists was in on it, too. That's very good for them. Guys, we finally got Mr. Bernard's done, and we got through a very healthy bullshit list, and we have some other stuff to do for the next episode. I have one more Mr. Bernard's thing that just came in that I asked for just 10 minutes ago, and he obliged. So hold on a sec.

My main memory of that was that Robert De Niro is such a good actor, that he really did go completely limp and that Andy and I really had to hold him up. But he didn't even, like he didn't pretend or anything. And that he also didn't talk a lot between takes. That was my main memory of it was being. like, oh, we're doing this fun weekend at Bernie's thing and then being like, wow, he's still like so committed and more committed than I am at anything. There you go. There you go.

Thank you, Billy. What's weird is that I asked him also if he had an Alf impression or and or a scream guy impression to put it at the end of the voice note. And you know he's sitting on good ones above. Oh, yeah, I just ghosted you. He's like the master, and he didn't do either. He goes face, he did. I think his thing is, his agent was like, stop giving it away for free.

Yeah. Is the time for spelling bee? Yeah. Hit us up. All right, Jack. Hit us. Hit us in the chest. Hit us in the tit chest.

He's in the breastplate. Spelling bee. Spelling bee. I quibbied clean. It felt so good. I texted Seth and he knew it was coming. Congrats. Woo!

Always nice when it happens on a pod day. I at least, I queen bead with hints. With how many hints we talk in like 17? Yeah, so many. I will tell you this. Now my, like, I feel like if again, if we're doing this based on like a golf handicap, I try to genius before I get to hints and stuff. I know that's like child's play for you.

Jesus Christ. What are you guys even talking about? I know. What are you even like, we're, ugh. This is like. Before genius? No, after genius. I get genius and then I do him.

Look, you're one of my dearest friends and you're a very accomplished man. You're a good father and husband and you're really talented. Here it comes. But that's a fucking joke. I can't believe how much heat I take from being with old fucking two-minute yorm over here.

Well, he ain't getting off. Oh, by the way, I think that that could be a new little segment too. And I did it under two minutes, so pretty good. Yeah, what do we call it when we check in with Yorm to see what he got on the mini. We need Jack Black to do another song for it. Yeah.

How did our mini do on the mini? I don't know. All right. We're very similar heights. It's not fair. This was very fun, you guys. And I love you all very much. Love you, too, Seth.

Love you guys. Love you guys. Honestly, like a lot of shots fired, but I really love you guys. Thank you, buddy. Yeah, no Joshin. No J.K. Rallings. That's fine.

You can take that out of context if you want, too, and just use it as its own clip. It made it right to the end of the pod And threw that in All right, love you guys Love you Love you, Arnold Love you too

That's mine Well, barely Yorm says it now I was waiting for him to say Take it away, Arnold I didn't want it later Arnold Later, Arnold I took it back I reclaimed it

I love you guys Later, Quaid.