The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast - Rescue Dog 3D & Relaxation Therapy

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

This week on The Lonely Island And Seth Meyers Podcast we’re talking about Rescue Dogs 3D and Relaxation Therapy from Season XX Episode XX and Episode XX. Seth also explains his bad audio and has some feedback on Andy’s ALF impression (from Jon Hamm no less) even though Andy isn’t here. Plus a Quiad suggestion of a new ALF show with Andy is workshopped! Plus a deep dive into the differences between the dress and air version of a classic sketch from the Bryan Cranston episode called The Bjelland Brothers. Did you get it? Oh don’t forget to check out iwantstraunts.com for all your straunts and vasectomy reviews (coming soon)! Go see Over Your Dead Body on April 24th | Trailer Come see it if you’re in Chicago | Tickets Watch Digman! | Trailer Download the apps app and go get Netflix or go here: https://www.netflix.com/ Watch Naked Gun on Prime Watch Late Night on Pee Cock. If you’re in Brooklyn, get yourself burrito brained at Buddy’s Burritos Check out www.iwantstraunts.com (not spelled wrong!) Rescue Dogs 3D Relaxation Therapy The Cake Shop Bakery Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure The Bjelland Brothers Chris Flemming on Late Night Send us an email: [e-mail] Send us a voice note: https://www.speakpipe.com/thelonelyisland Send us stuff: P.O. Box 4024 New York, NY 10185 Photos and everything else can be found by following us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod (Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired.) If you want to see more photos and clips follow us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod. Send us an email! [e-mail] HomeChefFor a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners FIFTY PERCENT OFF and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to https://HomeChef.com/island.ChimeChime is not just smarter banking, it is the most rewarding way to bank. Join the millions who are already banking fee free today.It just takes a few minutes to sign up. Head to https://Chime.com/ISLAND. BombasHead over to https://Bombas.com/island and use code island for 20% off your first purchase. AG1Go to https://DRINK AG1.com/ISLAND to get an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2 for FREE in your AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! Only while supplies last. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Lonely Island and Seth Myers podcast show. Hey, what's up, guys? Welcome to another episode of the Lonely Island and Seths podcast. Seth, you sound like shit. You sound like shit, man. Okay. Let's talk about this first. So here's the thing.

My audio is probably going to be even worse today. I'm on spring break. I did not want to bring all my podcast gear to spring break. I thought last week I got away with it, and a lot of the quades, noticed my audio was worse and I apologize. I also heard the subreddit was very angry that we were late. And I feel like there's a different kind of Wade who comments in the YouTube section versus

who comments in the subreddit. Because they know we don't see it. But Jeff, but Jeff lurks. Jeff, tell us what they were saying. The YouTube is more forgiving, I think, is my main takeaway. Jeff, give us a take on the subreddit. I think the main takeaway was people were just mad. We didn't put enough social media information out telling them what was going on.

So that's hardcore on. your shoulders, Jeff. Yeah, it's mostly my fault. But to be fair, we didn't know what was going on. Right. So, wait, though, Seth, you sounded like shit, right? Yep. Then we got, people got mad about it.

And then you learned zero. Yep. And here we are again. Great. Well, one thing was just like not one. I already have was very stressed about traveling because my children now are sort of hip enough to the world that on our way to spring break, they all said, are you worried that ice is going to grab you, dad?

They should be worried about that. That's right. Genuinely, they were like, because you have made fun of the president, do you think ICE will grab you? This is what both of my boys said, genuinely asking, and I said to both of them, like, if they do, you guys just keep going. And the speed, they were like, got it. Like, no, there was not a second.

They were like, okay, cool. Just pretend we don't know you. It made it very clear that it was about would it, like, sort of trample on their vacation, not would dad be a black bag? By the way, when I fell off the ladder, I think that that was the big worry. It was just like, is this going to ruin the birthday party? Right. I forgot to how much.

The ponies here. Like, it's not get rid of that. Let's not throw the baby out with the bad water here. I'm also, it does, I feel like it's even echoier than last week. And so I do. I want to just get my apologies out of the way. Well, the quades will tell us if it's echoier. So, Seth, tell us about your hat.

It looks like L.A. Dodgers, but it's got a pizza, a piece of pizza for the A. Yeah. It was the name of a restaurant. in L.A. called Danny Moise, and somebody gave it to me, I think it was their restaurant. And the Dodgers basically sued him and said they couldn't use this logo. So the dude was just handing out the hats. God. It's a good hat.

It's a good hat. You know, when the Nets were first a team, my friend Jake immediately sent me a website to an Adidas-sponsored, like, shirt that said, D's Nets. And he was like, we have to buy this before this isn't a thing. Like, there's no way. They're going to get rid of this immediately. And so we have D's Nets shirts. That's right. Guys, I moved really fast on something last week.

I wasn't going to get scooped again. The minute our podcast was over, I bought I Wantstrontz.com. The new Yelp. That's great. Oh, we're going to retire on that. Yeah. Right now it does redirect to the late night with Seth Meyer's homepage. That's fine.

But we should put reviews up there. I mean, I think we'll start doing, you know what? Let's start doing reviews. Speaking of blowing up something by mentioning it, and maybe I'll do that with, I don't know if Danny boys pizza is still serving pizza in LA but that was a nice shout out. Ryan Gosselin was on my show first time and there is that wonderful moment. I know we've talked about it where somebody sits down in my show and they see Wally and they get really excited and sometimes they see Donna and they get even more excited because those are integral people to the host experience at SNL. And he said,

oh my God, Donna, have you had a, obviously you've had the Pop-Tarts from her sister's bakery in Tallahassee, Florida. And I'm like, I didn't even know she had a sister. Like it was You're talking about Ryan Gossel? It was a great not bit bit that you did know about it. It was a great not bit bit, but it has blown up. Like, go figure Ryan Gossing saying these are the best pop darts I've ever had at like a bakery. Like the local news in Tallahassee has already done a story. Like, they're like slammed.

It's like, you know who hasn't done any better recently? Who's that? Buddy's burritos. Oh, really? Nobody gives a shit what I think about burritos. Well, we've been saying that it does have physiological. side effects that maybe they don't want. That's true.

That's a negative. We can pitch them, but his burrito, come in and get burrito brained. That might work for them. I don't know. I feel like we have made burrito brain seem like a real, some negative. I think if we made it sound more like,

I don't know, like a narcotic. It's just weird that you guys see it that way because for me it's great. You know what I mean? Like maybe it's because I'm the guy who's burrito brain, but like, you know, I feel like I'm firing on all cylinder.

Hey, I saw the movie, the drama, you know, the Zendaya Robert Pattinson movie. So I was watching that movie. And the comedian Jeremy Levick shows up for like basically one and a half scenes as a wedding DJ. And he just talks about the sound equipment he brought. And it's very clearly a scene that you can tell he's improvising. And it's so funny because it's at this incredibly tense moment in the movie. And just a dude shows up talking about DJ equipment. and it's really, really...

That sounds great. It's a very quiet, scene-stealing performance. Very hard to pull-off. He's a funny guy. Delighted. Backing up to the cake place in Tallahassee, it's called the Cake Shop of Bakery, if we want to give it more press.

Do you think now you're going to get some Pop-Tarts finally? They already got sent. They did. Already got rectified. Got it. You should have the sister-on. You should have Don a Sister-on. I should have Don a Sister on,

but tell her only if she shouts out Project Hail Mary. Be like, look, this is just trying to even the ledger. They need it. They need it. By the way, Seth, did you go to the, because then Ryan, like obviously, nicest man on the planet then invites your entire audience to get on buses and go to the premiere. I was at that premiere. Paid for buses.

Yeah, but I was at that premiere. And I didn't, I had one, I didn't know that that bit was happening in that bit, that, like, that nice gesture was happening. Did you go? And I just didn't see it. I didn't. I go, I had plans that evening, but they offered. But it was, we have audience giveaways every now and then on our show.

There's never been anything quite like, hey, audience, when this is over, you can walk outside, if you show choose, get on a bus and go straight to the premiere of a movie. It was so cool. It was such a nice gesture. Did they have multiple theaters? How can they fit 300 extra people? It was a big-ass theater. It was the IMAX theater. So it was massive, massive.

And I can't remember also the last time a non-IP movie, you had an awareness that it would be a cool thing to go to a premiere of. Oh my God, it was so great. It was really fun to see Phil and Chris and all those guys. And oh, man. Also, I was really thrilled because everybody who saw me, who hadn't seen me in a while kept being like, wow, look at you. And I was like, it's so nice when the bar is so low. Yeah. Like everyone's like really impressed that I'm standing up. Yeah. Yeah, it was great. It's really a nice story. Yeah. Keeve, we talked a little bit about movies that you can and can show your kids. Yeah. We did Liar, Liar, these are all with Ash, the nine-year-old only. Yeah. Lyer, liar,

full blast. Talk about another scene stealing performance. Steve Carell, when basically Jim Carrey's controlling him when he's doing the news. Oh, right. Worth a rewatch on YouTube. Just incredible. Evan. Truly incredible.

Evan, who got a spin-off. Who then gets a spin-off movie, yeah. Not really related. He becomes Noah of Noah's Ark, but it's right. It does start. I totally forgot that. And then Ash, on Ash's birthday, he was super sick and he was super bummed. And so we watched, he loves baseball movies.

We watch Bad News Bears, the original. with Walter Mathau, which has like many inappropriate scenes, but it's a really perfect movie, minus a few unfortunate word choices. It's a perfect movie, actual cinema. It's great. I have a few things to say before we get to it. We're going to do two shorts today,

but a little cleanup of our last episode. By the way, the reason we haven't mentioned that Andy's not here is we are not exactly clear if he's going to pop in or not. Oh, man, I'll be doing. It's seeming less likely now. It does seem like we're entering the out of realm. Oh, somebody said to remember that when you have to wait for a new episode, that quaintience is a virtue. Quaintience.

Yeah, patience and quade. Equations. Yeah, quations. The D, there's no real room for the D there, but. That's what they should keep in mind instead of getting mad. High songs, we talked about high songs. Somebody said we were discussing height songs the first thing they thought it was Antioop

and then when I said it, although they didn't say Seth said it they go, and then the Turbo White said it and I was so bummed because they realized it. They thought they had a cool ref and then they realized that's the one the turbo white comes up with. Maya is not from the Bay,

Maya is Bay Curious. That was a comment. I really liked that. I'd never heard. This one, somebody just wrote, I don't know if it's not a palindrome. Might be an anagram. We talked about people being Bay.

adjacent. Somebody just wrote, Bay adjacent, adjacent baitment. Okay. Just like sounds. This is, I mean, it's a bummer that Andy's not here, but this is a really genuinely good idea for Andy. A reverse Alf sitcom, which is Andy goes to space and crash lands on Melmac, and then he lives with a family of Alps. Oh, that's all Alps.

Like, so Andy's the Alf and a family of Alps. Yeah. I think we could make a lot of money on. that. A lot of money. And he, I guess they're, like burritos or pets there, I guess. Oh, right. Don't, Andy, don't eat the burrito.

Much of square elves? Or is he then square? Is he like an anal human around a bunch of, like, laissez-faire house? Oh, right. They're all like that. He's like, get it together, guys. He's like kind of the fun police. He's folding the laundry in there.

What are you doing? What are you all doing? On Earth, we fold laundry. We don't just leave it in a pile. Do we think that Andy's Alf show is called Not Alf? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think it's called Not Alf. Yeah, that's really good.

NALF. I think it's called NALF. NALF. Wouldn't it be... Well, alien life form is what it is. So not... No, it be health, right? Human life form, right? So it'd be health.

Health. But he's alien to them. Yeah, he's an alien life form. Yeah. But he keeps saying he's not an alien life form, so it's NALF. Yeah, he's like, no, I'm human. You're all aliens. He can't get it in his head that they're

flip now. Right. Okay. Nelf. One of our highest rankings member of Quaid Army is John Hamm, who was disappointed with Andy's Alf. Oh. And he even texted me. He's like, I'm pretty sure I have a better Alf.

And I was like, hey, man. Send it in. Who's saying no to a voice note? Did he send you an Alf? He said two. And I'm really excited because he obviously, I think he had doubts about the first one and then he sent in the second one. But I'm, of course, going to play both.

Of course. Sell him out. We have no. All right. So Jeff, roll the first one. one. Honestly, I kind of thought Alf sounded a little more like Seth Rogen. Maybe I'm just doing Seth Rogen now.

Or Seth Rogen, mixed with Albert Brooks, mixed with elf. I don't know. But I feel like that's what he sounded like. A little more up there. What do I know? I don't want to turn this into an Alf off. This is pretty good. It's really good. All right. Oh, my God. That was actually surprisingly good. At a moment, though, he went to Rolf,

a dog puppet, Rolf. Yes. Yeah. Oh, right, which is Seth Rogen Rolfed on SNL. Right, which makes sense. Because Rolf and Seth Rogen of like. Yeah. Why is his name Rolf?

Is that a reference isn't it? I don't know. I think Rol in the floor are laughing. Yeah, yeah. They were coining that. Every time he came out, people. They're like, this character is going to make you a roll. He was the first Rolp.

They worked backwards from Rolf to get rolling the floor laughing. All right. All right. So Pam sent one where he really talked through it. Yeah, I like that one. Double clutch. And then he's like, you know what? Yeah, because Andy's was.

more like, hey, it's me off. Yeah. But this, this second one has some real confidence, a real confidence behind it. So let's hear that real quick. Okay. Mil-Mack. That's it. Good. That was confident.

That was more confident. I'd like to assert that if someone says Melmac, everyone should just say, good. Good. Well, thank you, John Hamm for those, by the way. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, obviously. And I'm going to be honest, I don't think.

he's wrong. I think he might have a better alf than Andy. Those were really good. Yeah. They were better alfs. Andy's welcome to come back. Of course. And we put Andy on the spot and obviously John had a lot of time to work on it. Probably was had the old YouTube of who was watching old clips. Did we talk about what Melmac is too, that it's a durable lightweight and break resistant melamine resin dishware? Oh, it's a real thing. Yeah. It's like it's, it was a joke for them. But is that named after? No, I think that they named it after a dishware. I wish the Dishware was named after just being huge Alph fans. Now, there was a, there's a deeper cut.

There's a deeper cut trivia question. And because I'm confident that Andy won't listen to this podcast before the next one, I will ask down, do you remember what Alph's real name was? Oh, God, I should know this. Gordon. Yep. Yep. That's the first name, but he has the last name, too.

Oh, oh. Gordon Ramsey. No. Close. Gordon Shumway. Shumway. Shumway. Shumway.

Yeah, fuck yeah. Gordon Shumway. This is like peak L.A. comedy writing room. Oh, my. You know what I mean? Like, the fact that they named Gordon Schawey.

Dude, the lunches in that writer's room, I'm talking the palm every day. They were printing money. And they deserve it. They deserved it. They deserved every lobster.

All I could think about when you brought up an Alf show with all alfs is the production nightmare of like this set built six feet off the ground so the puppeteers can, with every piece of set removable. Like, when they're all on the couch,

every cushion can come up with holes in it. And they're all. all improvving at the same time. Those puppeteers are all under the couch. Now they're behind the couch. Now they're behind the kitchen counter. And poor Andy's just there having to have a whole. That's the part that makes me happy.

Because Andy's behind it. Andy's a producer. And then every time you talk to me, he's like, it's a fucking nightmare. He's fucking else. Hang out with all these puppeteers all day. They're all divas. They all think they're the star of the show.

It's called not Alf, guys. Not Alph. All the improv stuff. You see online, right? Like, there's all this, like, behind the scenes footage that was not behind the scenes footage. It was, like, him, like, pretending to have Tourette's. And, I mean, it was, I think it was a very funny set. They were having a lot of fun on Alfa.

And, like, as Keith said, they were fucking prudent money. So, you know, enjoy life. Oh, we've got, Kevin's giving us a little teaser. In two episodes, we get back to business and make Shy Ronnie, too. And John Ham's the host of that episode. So we should. Oh, great. And maybe have an Alf off that week or at least invite him.

Man. Get hand-boned. We should just call the hand-bone episode. Multiple people said they paused our podcast to go watch the second Bougar-Man because it said Bougar-Man part one and two is the name of the podcast episode. They thought there were two Bougar-Man. And I think they were kind of shocked based on how we were talking about the original Bougar-man, there was a second one.

Because I guess we did kind of reveal late in the episode why it was called Part 1 and 2. They must have been so disappointed to not get to see a second episode of Bougar-Man, the hit sketch. The whole audio. at the time must have felt that way, like, bring that one back? Why are you bringing back the Californians when you got Booger Man right there? There was, I would say, a sort of consensus, as close to consensus opinions you get,

that it was like the best podcast episode for the worst short. Oh, which I think is, yeah. I think generally on average maybe the worst, the short, the better the episode, to some degree. Yeah, because it doesn't feel like a victory lap. It's more like comedy's hard. It has to be one that's dense, though, like a couple of homies or something. something doesn't have much to talk about, whereas this had... Big, big moves.

Apparently, it had a lot to talk about. And special guests. I mean, come on. Oh, there was a Buggerman's Sega Genesis game in 1994. Genuinely. You can look it up. Okay. I will right away.

I figured you would right away. Are you thinking of Bomber Man, which was on Nintendo? No, it's fully Bugger Man. Spelled the same. Oh, my God. It looks like Buggers. What the fuck? Yeah.

What were they thinking? I'm sharing it, Yorm, so you can see. Yes, please. Thank you. Oh my God, there he is. Oh. What year was this? 94.

Okay. So a little before we did it. It was a pick and flick adventure. I don't quite know. Ew, pick and flick. You're picking boogers and flicking them at people. Oh. You didn't know what pick and flick adventure meant?

I thought pick and flick was a kind of game. But you're choosing who to flick it at. All right. You can see him, right? He's jumping around. Oh, my God. So he's jumping around. No.

He's got a big white face. Everything's covered in boogers. It's not fun. It's not a good look. And then he's flicking boogers. Look at that thing. Yeah. I'm sure they thought it was so funny.

I'm glad this did not work. But maybe it did. Oh, he's about to do a fart. Oh, my God. Did you see him just load a fart, Seth? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Watch this, watch this. It says fart.

In a cloud of fart, it says the word fart. They say fart or pff? Yeah, it says fart. Wow. Really good. So it's more than just a pick and flick. It's also got toots. Yeah, what the hell is that?

It's a toot and shoot. It's a toot and shoot. Pick and fake. Oh, it's also a tut and shoot. Excellent, Seth. Excellent. What did Jeff just send us to YouTube? It's a live action trailer they made for the game.

Oh, a live action trailer for a booger-me? So like a sketch? Yeah. Oh, no, it's real. Let me share with sound. By the way, if SARS cards in it, I'm going to blow my brains out live on the Zoom. Like, babe. I don't think he's going to be.

But maybe this was like early, like how Paul Rudd was in that Nintendo ad. That's why he thought we asked him because he had done this. Everything will actually make more sense. He was like, of course, who else would you ask? Is that peewee's nemesis? It does kind of look. I think it might be a peewee's nemesis. If you had jalapenos and beans for every meal,

you'd have an atomic butt blast, too. Bougarman for Sega Genesis. Hey, boogers aren't his only weapon. Wasn't me. Whoa. That didn't cost nothing to produce, by the way. That looked rather expensive. He blew a hole in the wall of the cafe he was eating at with his atomic butt blast.

Go to that part, Keith. Yeah. Oh, it's, look at what he was eating. He had a lot of... Like 100 bowls of chili. Then you see it poke out of the bottom of his pants. Oh, okay. So that's just a backdrop, right?

They didn't actually shoot this, like, on location. No, they didn't break a real wall. And in the game, he climbs out of the toilet. Dear God. Yeah. Wow. Great. It's kind of good.

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It's actually a super accurate use. I will say, I feel like you've got to... I mean, again, in a world where everything we've ever done is more popular, in the NALF that just got greenlit by NBC, Quado is also a character. Oh.

It already takes place in space. Of course. Yeah. Should it be that Andy gets lost in space with Bill, but then on episode one, Bill is dead because he has a Quado. And so, like, a mannequin of Bill is all... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A fake bill is in every episode, but there's also a Quato always on the couch, kind of like, I don't know, David Spade. and just shoot me. He's just like, off to the side for one-liners when you need him. Also, that Bill's character was the one who knew how to get home. And the Quato does have his memories, but won't tell Andy. Yeah, because he's in, he's in Hog Heaven. He's finally not the weirdo, you know? That's all he ever wanted was to not be the weirdo. That's why he's so mean.

That's Quato's arc, because he wants to not be the weirdo. You can open your mind, not Al. That's his new catcher is. All right. So which one of these was the first one of these today? I believe it was the Chrysler one. I did just get a voice note from him that I have not listened to. So we have Rescue Dogs 3D, which I definitely helped on, but I don't remember how much I helped.

Did I just help editing or did I help with the shoot? I kind of remember being on set. Was the 3D part of that because Seth had just been in journey to the center of the earth and done 3D? I think that was a while ago. Yeah. I don't think that was it. Now, do we want to watch it first or get Chrysle's voice note to give us some? I think we should watch it first.

Yeah. So I definitely know Chrysel wrote this, like this was his idea fully. I'm very excited to watch it. This is an interesting, this is, again, you guys have made an album. Yeah. And you were first three episodes this season are Bougar Man Rescue Dogs 3D and then the next one. Well, so this was all him, but is it the same week or is this a week where essentially he had an idea and then we didn't have to make one? It feels like we hated our album, though.

So this episode is October 2nd, 2010. Brian Cranston's the host, and Kanye West is the musical guest. And this is The Digital Shore. I think he just had an idea for one, and we were like, oh, fantastic, let's just do yours. Because stars Andy. And, oh, look at that. Peptobismal Ice did air right after the monologue, as discussed from last week. And I'm just glancing through it.

This was when Kanye did power and run away. So it was peak Kanye, I would say. Also, powered, we should know, that is fuck SNL in the whole cast, right? Isn't it? Yeah. Did he say it? He changed the lyric while he was there. What did he change it to?

Do we remember? I don't remember. He said, fudge, S&L. And he was very nice to everybody and apologize to cast members in the hallway. Truly. Just was like, oh, sorry about that. And then did the song on the show, which is even crazier and changed it. I mean, I remember.

I remember gasping the first time I listened to power and heard it because you were just like to be mentioned, right? Well, I know it was more like you're listening to this song that's so good. And then you're like, oh my goodness. What? Was that us? But you were like a little flattered though, right? A little flattered, yeah. Like that's probably how Drake felt, right?

I think that's good. He's like, oh, talking about me. Well, my ears are, my ears are burning. I mean, I'm a lawsuit. It's a lawsuit. But also my ears. All right. Are we watching it?

Yeah. So I think this was a full-on Chryssel production. Let's just give it a watch. Ready? Ready. For those watching at home, we'll attempt to narrate because this is a quiet one. Andy at home. All right, so Andy's waking up.

3 o'clock in the morning. 3.30. Some bad guys just ran by the window. He's calling 911. He sees a shadow. Gets under the bed. Gets under the bed. A little movement on the camera.

Hello? Do you hear that? What? He's looking at their feet. Let's get these stuff. Okay. The criminals are exiting. He needs a silent way.

Fred and Keenan, right? It's too big. It's the 911 app. Yeah, it's a pop-up app. Wait, so Helen Marion was not the host. Wait, so Helen Marion was not the host. She must have been a previous episode. Or what?

I don't know quite understand. Robbery, home invasion. Where should you send help? That's weird, too. Please select your theater for Rescue Dogs 3D. Skip. Please choose a Showtime for Rescue Dogs 3D. Has to choose a showtime to proceed to 911.

No! No! 154 contacts email to join you at Rescue Dogs. I like that those seemed like Andy's actual contacts. Again, it definitely had Doug Ables, who was an update writer at the time. So now he asked to order Pizza Head as well. And then he's getting angry emails. He invited everybody to rescue dogs.

Bobby shows up as the pizza guy. And he's been spotted. The bad guys are coming in. Wait, don't shoot. I didn't see anything. Just take whatever you want. Sorry, no witnesses. Pretty clear.

The impression of the bad guy. Very, very fun music. Do you think this is where they got the idea for Paw Patrol? Yeah. Not this part. Not where the dog lifts the arm off. Yeah, he rips an arm off the bad guy and they run out. Because I've never seen that in Papa Tadour.

And then gives Andy a leaping high-five. It's very fun one. I really do like things like that on set where you get to throw a dog puppet towards someone who then has to slap five with it. Like, that's always a fun moment on set. Better than I remember as well. Some of the comments, the newest comment, was from 17 hours ago, and it just says, quamp. Here it comes.

There's one later that says, Quades, I thought this would be a stinker, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Oh, this is going to be a quomp-nado. I think that's going to be what people come away with. Rescue Dogs should do a crossover, a franchise crossover with laser cats, like Alien v. Predator. Yeah. I do think that it is cool to see a different filmmaker, I'll put that in quotes, with Kreisel doing so, because there is more movement to that than maybe we would have done.

I don't know. Like there's some slider action, Jolly Downs. There's a very nice camera move where Andy's leaning out. He's on the bed and he leans to look down the hallway. Very nice. Agreed. It's really good times.

And I don't know if I, I know it's so well in my head as soon as I watched it. So I know I was there and I can't remember if I was helping him on set with the shots Because I kind of remember. I'm going to go ahead and say I definitely wasn't. Yeah. For some reason, it was me and him. And then I think I helped with editing because he had to do all those graphics on the phone himself, I believe.

And so I think I spent a lot of time editing the main thing to take some of that off his plate maybe. But let's see what he says. Oh, my God. I hope he just is like, no one was there. He's like, I do it alone. I mean, it's possible. It's definitely his thing. Here we go.

Okay. Hello. This is Jonathan Chryssel looking at the digital short. Rescue Dogs 3D, an instant classic. So, yes, of course, technology is always, you know, getting in bed with marketing departments for stupid movies, and it's still going on. And I think this piece is still relevant today.

But anyway, I was, you know, coming to SNL straight from Tim and Eric, where I had created a lot of interfaces of technology, destroying your life in annoying, stupid ways, and the absurdity of technology. And this was the early app days where apps were still like very cool. And there was a lot of, you know, marketing departments just love to get in there.

So rescue dogs. It feels like an Andy concept to me and getting Helen Mirren. It's just the dumbest thing. But I love how seriously this whole thing is taken and how serious the filmmaking is and how serious this plate is and then seeing this

really bad movie, which is also done very well for the parody of a bad dog movie. Fred's arm getting ripped off. I kind of remember some discussions of like how violent that should be, how fast that should be, but it turned out

really funny. But else, I feel like Andy has been texting me about this, or we've talked every time we've been talking about rescue dogs is like something that is so bad, but I don't know why it's so bad. But it was a dumb idea along the lines of Booker Man, which I'm sure you guys covered, but taking very stupid concepts very, very seriously. And I think the audience is a little bit like, I can't believe these people are taking

this so seriously and that this is the idea, this is the idea? This is what all this like cool thriller movie making is going to. towards, but I think that's always funny. I can't really remember anything else about this. Keep it help me at it. Oh, thanks for remembering. Anyway, I'm just happy Rescue Dogs is finally getting the recognition it deserves, and I'm sure that you guys talking about it on the podcast will bring a whole new generation to Rescue Dogs,

which is a clump. Probably will find a bigger audience that it did the first time around, and, you know, Maybe there's an SNL movie of the actual rescue dogs in the works because it's IP at this point. And I know people have Paw Patrol, you know, so it's kind of ahead of its time in a way. Maybe we should bring somebody in to pitch with great. I'll be seeing you guys at some of those development meetings, hopefully. It's a little sleepy. No, but I really, I really love it.

And I'm like, you know, ads are back. Netflix has ads. So, again, just ahead of its time. And you can never escape ads. And, yeah, that's it. Okay. Bye. Great.

Thank you, Krizzle. That was great. Thank you, Chryssel. I mean, it's really like what I feel like George Saunders is so good at. You know what I mean? Like, it's like sort of a George Saunders world. Like you can't escape advertising and, you know, not to like make it more lofty. A little black mirror.

Yeah, exactly. The opening three or four shots in a row are very well done dolly shots. Yeah. You think that was a dolly? Yeah, because there's no. You have a slider? I think it was slatter. The one that pushed up to him felt like had to be, maybe both.

But I don't know. And then getting under the bed, like, he did a great job. And then the one that's like on him and then finds the feet in the background. It's weird. I will say it's weird to see built sets in short. You know, I mean, like, you're like, wow. Yes. All on one set.

With the thing. Yeah, with the window and everything. I'm not used to it. It's not flat hotel where we shot everything. Why were we just set the Begelen Bros? Is that something you wanted to revisit? Is it, Seth? That's one I want to watch, too.

Okay. Give us an intro on what this is. So we're in the Brian Cranston episode. Go ahead, Seth. Why are we about to see Begellen Bros? All right, Bieland Brothers, I will just say, kind of a loss to history sketch. That is one that I think about all the time. Alexi and I will sometimes sing the one line from this song over and over again.

It is the pure brilliance of Fred and his ability to just drill down on one small thing. and the Bielan brothers Bielan is spelled with a B and then a J and then an E and yeah let's just enjoy a song about... Why did we pull up dress and not air? So because I want to go, I want to watch Air afterwards

because an interesting thing happens at Air that makes it demonstrably worse. So I remember dress being the better version. Okay. So let's watch it. Good evening, everybody. Hello. Thank you all for coming.

Are you ready, Dan? I am always ready Always ready for such a lovely audience They look so beautiful tonight Sadekis on drums I really love it I sent a bottle of sparkling apple juice to your house

Did you get it I sent a bottle of sparkling apple juice to and Fred in like black kind of leathery outfits. Sounds so good. With Michael Bolton hair. Sounds so good. Did you get it?

I'm like it in the background too. Remember this song? So they're just viking out really into what they're singing. Just so you know. Thank you all so much for coming tonight. It means so much to me and my brother, Sure it does. Can we all, can you all see us people in the back? Is that? Can we turn the house lights up a little? We want to see the crowd. Not turning them.

Empty audience. Cut to empty audience. Yeah, it was like a stock shot of an empty arena. This is what professional singers describe as lightly attended. There are pockets of people. I see a nice little crowd right over there. Hello. It's about quality, not quantity. That's like six people. It would be nice. I see whole sections. that are empty. Hold sections, but that's okay.

This is our hometown. It is. And you know what? Oh no, it's their hometown. We love you. The reveal. I sent a bottle of sparkling apple juice to your house. Did you get it?

I sent a bottle of spottling. Yeah, I see why this goes to your head. Yeah. Did you get it? You guys remember that song? sure do. Good mic work for Granson. Came out in 1979.

Worst way to hold a microphone. God, are we that old already? I still look the same, don't I? No comment on that one. Oh, sounds so lovely. Yes, I'd like to say, I sent a bottle of sparkling apple juice to your house. I think they just work here.

Hello. Did you get it? This song hit the top 2,200 on the Minnesota. So the charts. How about that? To sing our name up there on the Bejelan Brothers printed local music trade magazine? Oh, we were shocked. Especially since the song was written fairly quickly, believe it or not. It's true.

You see, I had sent a bottle of sparkling apple juice to a woman I was very interested in. Very interested. And I didn't hear back from her as to whether or not she got it. Not a word. I was very depressed for about a year. Until one day, I walked out into my garage and saw a bottle of sparkling apple juice sitting underneath the table saw.

It turns out I forgot to send it. He's very forgetful. There are a lot of rap presents sitting out in his garage. But you know something, people? Hello. We got this whole beautiful song out of this experience, didn't we?

We did. Oh, I did. I sent a bottle of sparkling apple juice to your house. And did you get it? Say hello to our band. They've been working so hard on this three-day tour. We have.

Thank you. We've been working so hard on this. Oh, we lost a lot of money on this tour. A lot of money. That's right. We bought two buses. Do you have any idea how much a bus costs? You know, we could have rented them,

but I was just being show-offy in front of my new assistant. So dumb. We also hired. A chef. Stupid. You guys look like a very good crowd. You guys want to sing along? Oh, perfect idea.

Bring it down. Bring the music down just a little bit, guys. Sounds sound nice. I sent a bar. Apple juice to your... And did you? I sent a... Holding the mics out.

Silence. It's so great. And no one actually, you joined it. They didn't mess up the joke. Like there needs to be like a no applause sign for that. Did you get it? This is the only song we're doing tonight. Apple juice to your house.

Oh, we love you, Minneapolis. Did you get it? Mm-hmm. I send a bottle of fun. Bill and Keenan are there playing other instruments. Off camera the whole. And just we're only in the wide shot. For one second, had to be viking on bass the whole time.

Truly amazing. When you think about the stars that Kenan and Bill are, that they stood off camera, literally just to get cut to one time that sketch, not even lit, just like quietly playing instruments. So the reason I watched dress, Air fucked up. The audience at Air did sing along. Yes, it's great to not have them sing.

And it's crazy that it's, It was not fail-safe that the dress audience understood the joke better than the air audience. Because you cut to empty stands three times and then they asked the audience to sing along. And the dress audience knew that if they sung along, it would ruin it. I was so worried immediately that they were going to fuck it up. So it's just towards the end. I could just go to the end of it. Yeah.

Oh, they moved, they move Sudecas. Which is bad. Oh, man, that's such a-that's a bad move. So, Lauren thought Sadaicus was pulling focus and Sadecas was brilliantly understated and a perfect sort of anchor. I wonder if that's why halfway through the dress, they go down on lights on him. Do you think that's possible? No, they wouldn't be able to adjust it that fast. It looks very similar.

Oh, I love that he was in the background. So stupid. You guys look like a very good crowd. You guys want to sing along? They do. Okay, here we go. Bring it down the music. Bring it down the music just a little, guys, okay? Here we are.

I sent a... Blue Juice to your house. Yeah, it becomes a different thing. It's breaking the sketch for the audience to have fun with them because the audience doesn't usually get to interact. It's nice. By the way, they're not a bad audience. No, no, no.

Arguably a better audience. It gives the sketch a new move, which is that it's just a celebration of being silly, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. It is funny, though, like, because I remember us seeing Tenacious D play Madison's D. play Madison Square Garden,

and you're like, oh, the joke is changed. Like, they're not loomely. losers playing at like a shitty club that nobody likes them. Like they're fucking actual rock stars. And you're like, well, still works. Yeah.

Well, I get why that goes through your head, Seth. I'm just gonna go through my head for the rest of my life. Yeah, they sing the same line. I didn't remember that at all. And I'm really happy to have revisited it.

Yeah, the Beelan brothers. Do you talk to Cranston about that? Like, when you see him? Are you guys like, like, do you talk about it? I think I have mentioned Beellen Brothers to him.

I think that that is, I enjoy the Bielan brothers. And I think he did too. I certainly was having a lot of fun. out there. He did a very good job. Yeah. I liked his little like holding the mic horribly, tapping on it in a very obnoxious way. They're sweet. I also believe those brothers love each other. I think that even though Fred's brother character brought two brusses, I don't think the other guy blames him.

I feel like they're just going on. You've said you've added a bee to a lot of like bees. I have. I haven't a hard time today. Bresses now. Brasses, breaking Brad. All right. So did we find the line? What did he say? It looks like according to genius, it looks like he just wrote an entire new second verse. Ah, I got it. Like, not just replace the line. Like, it's a whole new verse. Got it.

So it doesn't even have to rhyme, because every line is new, not just the first two lines? Yeah, it seems so. Like, S&L's hard. They work really hard. It's unfair to... The whole thing's about it.

It's not a lot of, like, you know, what would you have done if you had to write a monologue for Taylor Lawdner? You know, stuff like that. Yeah. As we decide whether or not, we're going to do a second short here. We have a voice note from

Andy and Akiv, is this that you wrote him about John Ham calling him out? I said that John Ham called him out with his own alfs. He got sent those voice notes. So he has heard the John Ham voice notes of Al. Gotcha. So this is his response. Oh, yeah. So this is the new Drake and Kendrick, really. Exactly.

There's a beef brewing. Or maybe not. Maybe he'll squash it right here. You know what? We don't know if it's beef. He'll just, maybe he'll just take the L and just walk away. Let's see what Andy said. That seems like Andy.

That sounds like Andy. If it's an alf off you want. Then it's an alpha off you'll get. John Hamm. No quash. Was that perfect? It was better. I feel like yours was too raspy, just like you said, John.

Ham. Oh, you guys. Oh, God. I don't know. I don't fucking know. Why does Andy's voice no quality sound so much better than Seth? What even is life, you know? I'm hiding in a closet.

It took me two hints. Okay, Seth? I don't know. If you want to cut this in half and put the spelling bee thing before it. Who cares? I didn't do it clean. It wasn't a quibby. I can't do it anymore.

I give up. I give up. I don't know which shorts you did. Rescue dogs? It was all Chrysle. I just like hit under the bed for like a couple shots. What else happened to the app? I don't know.

This guy's losing it. Anyways, love you guys. Later, Arnold. That's my move. He tried to end it. No matter where we are. Shut it down. It was agreed. A bunch of quades did agree with our assessment that Polar showed up and just fully tried to tank our pod with her voice note.

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Yeah, that's worth more. That seems like more than a gulp, yeah. Oh, right. Ooh. Andy. Also, somebody suggested that you guys write a parody song, because that's what you're known for, to the tune of Antioop.

That's called Andy up. It's about him getting up after a street interaction. We don't really do that, though. We actually don't do parodies. We should weird, weird Allot. Weird Allet. And they think it's about when he has to gulp, when he has to gulp somebody? Well, that post-gulp, Andy has to get up.

Andy, he just gulp that fool. See? Oh, no, yeah, don't take the money. Yeah, that does like a, like that's an arty party. Yeah. Those back in for us, gulp him, gulp him, gopum, gopum, gopum, gobble, gobble, gollum. So we're moving. forward one episode. I think we just burn ourselves out in the summer, making all the songs,

and then have to just start. Yeah. Yeah, we're coming in not hot. Yeah. Just medium warm, lukewarm. Yeah. Not embarrassing ourselves, but just getting the job done. No, but it does feel like we're watching, um, we're like parents who are like, I can't afford tickets to the Yankees, but I'll bring my kids down to Florida and watch a little spring training. You know what I mean? It's still the stars you love. Yeah. They're just not moving full speed. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody wants to pull a hamstring with three episodes in. You know what I mean? We got a big album.

We're going to pace it out. Shy Ronnie, too, right around the corner. And we didn't do that over the summer because we didn't know Rihanna was going to host or be musical. So you, but do you feel like there's a little of like, what do you think it is that you're saving your songs off the new album? Is it one, you're waiting for like the stars to align? Two, I don't have a second reason. I think that's right. But I also think there's like it probably were really busy mixing and trying to fix.

jokes and get the album finish so it can come out. You think it was that? Even though it doesn't come out, it doesn't come out to the end of the year, to the end of the season. Do you, do you tell, do you think there's a little tell in Lauren like, hey, we have great songs, we're just kind of waiting to make sure we get the right people for him? I don't, I mean, he definitely knows we recorded, you know, over the summer, and there will be more songs.

But do you think he's like, when he's watching Bougar Man, when he's watching Rescue Dogs? Is he like, where are they? No, I don't think that. Yeah, I don't know, though. I find it actually confused. why we didn't. Well, there's some that have all three of us that we know are not really that welcome

if they don't have a big guest. And I think we were precious in the way of like, hey, when we do a song, we know the audience thinks we're swinging for the fences. We don't really want to do songs unless we think they're a big deal sometimes, as opposed to, like, because we were really conscious of not wanting

to burn the audience out of songs on our songs by doing the ones we thought were like, yeah, just fun for the album. Like, we wanted to wait and only do ones we thought were killer. But I don't know if that's a good strategy in hindsight. Seth, does that attract to you that we might have overthought things? I knew you overthought it. I was just curious if you remembered what the conclusion of your overthinking was.

I think that's why we're not just like throwing out attracted to us, besides that it had me and Yorm on it. But the reason we're not just being like, well, we have that one. It's not a big deal. Let's just do it this week. Like, we've already written enough songs that we could do a song every week this season. I think instead we're like, let's wait till we have ones that we think are going to be really good. Hot shit.

It does strike me that, again, there's a reason the best jokes are in the trailer, which is if you're trying to sell an album, it makes sense that you would put your best songs out to the public. You know what I'll say? Is that the best jokes are not in the trailer of Over Your Dead Body? You really have to see it in the theaters because there's so many good jokes that are not in the... Fantastic. April 24th. April 24th.

You know what? I'm glad you're saying that because people felt like every time you tried to remind us about that. Andy jumped in with his Digmund stuff last week. Yeah. Thank you. Late night. With Seathriner still available on. Thank God he's not here. Thank God he's not here. Able 24th. Hey, everyone. Andy chiming in a few days later again. I'm on set right now. If you hear a lot of noise in the background, that's why I guess it's pretty cool. But while I have your ear, I did Quibi Queen today. So we might want to throw that in there. And another little factoid that I wanted to add. is that seasons one and two of Digman are on Netflix currently. So if you just let that run in the background, give it the double thumbs up. I will gulp you out on the street if you see me. You don't have to prove it. Again, you don't have to prove it. Just let me know. Just say, hey, I watched it all or I didn't watch it, but I let it run.

Double thumbs up. Go, go, go, go, go. Okay, this is how the industry works. Thanks, guys. Bye. Later, Quades. And also, we don't have any stronts to want yet, but do remember that I want stronts is a, I want and strontz.com.

An active URL. You could start loading up. the hits on that. I think we're going to, a couple of things, we're going to have a link to Yorm's Burrito Place, Donna's Sister's Pop-Tart Place. We're going to just, I think, any straunt that gets mentioned on the pod will show up on I want stronts.com. The place is Brooks and I eat. In Arizona, yeah. Those are obviously going to be I want stronts.com. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pizza, Bianco or whatever it's called. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, you don't have to remember. You don't have to remember. You don't have to remember.

No, that's so great. You can just go to I want stronts.com and good. If I ever get this vasectomy, I would love to put my doctor on there, too, just as like a little sidebar. I don't have any problem with that. Yelp, is it just restaurants? Well, that's like in a moose-boosh, right? I'm not going to be a dick about what can be on there. It can grow like Yelp did, you know, it can start. And then one day people are looking back, like, why is a thing that has the word stronts in the title, not just about stronts?

And then you're like, well, it's, it grew the way, you know, Yahoo grew or Google grew, you know, to do everything. Natural human interaction. Now it's where you go to find a doctor for procedures. Axe throwing, dysectomies, whatever. All right, let's watch relaxation therapy. All right. Jane Lynch. Jane Lynch.

Love Jane Lynch. Everyone's a fan. I don't remember anything about this except for that it was middling. But let's see. Maybe it's not. So for anybody who's just listening to audio right now, this short kind of speaks for itself. As soon as she's talking and taking them into this.

guided meditation, we see it. And it's a beautiful, very colorful garden. What seems to be the problem? I just feel stressed out all the time. I don't know what to do. Well, let's try something. Shut your eyes.

Okay. Now take a deep breath. And imagine that you're in the middle of a big, peaceful meadow all alone. A warm breeze floats by, carrying the smell of fresh flowers. The sun caresses your face as you let go of all of your fears and worries and also I'm there

Wait, why are you there? Just relax William, okay? It's all part of the process. Stay with me, okay? Okay, okay? So you're in the field, you hear the sounds of some birds playing in the sunshine. You breathe in and when you exhale you feel all your troubles just melt away and also I'm there dressed as an ice cream man and and sliding popsicle in it out of your mouth. Wait, what is that? That's okay, all right. Let's take a little slower, okay? And we're back in the fear.

We completely calm, let go of all the tension in your neck. You lie back, and when you look up, there's a golf ball in your privates, and I'm there teeing off of the five wood. Okay, yeah, that's not cool. Trust, William, trust, okay? Stay with me. And we're in the field, the cool breezes,

stay to relax. Nothing around you for miles. It smells warm like fresh bread coming out of an oven. Yeah, and on top of that bread, we've got smoked ham, lettuce, tomato, a little bit of spicy mustard on the top. And then I guess a diet Dr. Pepper. Okay, we see him a little bit. And we're in the field with the breeze, flowers, relax, deep breath, friendly rabbit, little more popsicles.

Okay, what is going on? What is going on? Are you even a therapist? All right, I'm going to level with you. This is a new experimental method that I'm developing. Okay. And if it doesn't help you, if it's a complete failure, then I'll wave my feet, okay? Fine. Good! Okay.

This time we'll take a slightly different approach. Now you're in a perfect white space, and all of your stress just melts away. Okay, this is nice. An innocent girl approaches you and offers you a full of your and offers you a flower. You warmly accept it. And then she kicks you in the crutch. And then I walk over and I kick you in the crotch.

That's it. You know, for you... You're right to the lens. That's it. Huh. You know, I think that actually works. I strangely feel better. And that concludes phase one.

No. Let's begin phase two. Oh, my God. Fully naked. That is dedication right there. So if you, Michael's? Yeah, that was Sophie. No one's, nice daughter.

Sophie Michael shows up and kicks Andy right in the Nards. Yeah. Very, that was a lovely trifle. Yeah. I liked it a lot. Yeah. And I liked the, I thought I didn't like the ham and stuff, but then it was so smoothly done when it came back to her on the phone that I was like, I saw it coming and I

actually still liked it. Yeah. Beautiful, just Andy over and over again. Shot it outside. Where'd you shoot it, Keeve? This was in Brooklyn at, I believe, the botanical garden. Is that at Prospect Park, Yorn? Where's the Botanic?

No, it's not actually. It's its own. The Brooklyn Botanical Gardens is its own thing. It's its own thing. Its own thing. It's great. Kind of near Buddy's burritos. Not really, but you know, you can make it in the day easily.

Save it from there. Save it for Strontwans. Yeah. It's a very nice tree. Strong Ones will eventually have a map of where the digital shorts were shot and what is the closest place to get a burrito. The closest. If you were going, if you were visiting those places. Yeah, how close you are.

One of the many things, and again, healthcare. Yeah, and all health care. The way to compare insurance advisors. Yeah, we did a nice job shooting this, and we were out. And I remember also just being happy to have seen this beautiful botanical garden because we never got to go. I only knew the path from my apartment to 30 Rock and back. And then the stronts and bars that kind of were between those two areas. Yeah.

And so when a location would take us to like a beautiful botanical, garden botanical garden in in Brooklyn. I just do remember being like a tourist and just looking around like, wow, this is so cool. This is so nice. It's still a day in a park. If you go to the 50 second mark on YouTube, that is the most sun of you guys ever saw in the time you're in New York as it broke through the trees there at the 50 second mark. Yeah. But again, so this is fall, a nice fall day. You know, I'm a spring guy. Right. But I'm fine with this fall. Falls more when Harry met Sally. You know, it's nice. What you just said is so true, Keith, because I feel like people think when you work at S&L, you just have the keys to the city.

And it's like, no, we mostly just go to and from work. Yeah. And then, like, a few bars and restaurants. I will say in the same way that Harry Matzanoi, like, it's such a thing to say this, but it's so true that, like, that, you know, the city is like its own character in that movie. Oh, interesting. I would say the same thing of this. Interesting. Yeah, in this, it's like the botanical.

If someone asked me what this short started, I'd say, Jane Lynch, Andy's. Samberg and the Brooklyn Botanical Garden. And New York City, baby! New York City! Her fucking dedication in this is really something special, I will say. She's great. She's fearless. After she knees him in the balls, I really loved her look to camera. Like, kind of presumably almost to Andy, who's imagining this.

She's got old-school comedy chop. She was at the Innoines Theater played Carol Brady. in the Real Live Brady Bunch, which was a sort of phenomenon when I was back in Chicago, back in the day. She's very good. Do you pay not now that it's Chicago? Chicago. Hey, I want to give a shout at this.

Not Sets Corner, but we had the comedian Chris Fleming on my show last week. I don't know if you guys know Chris Fleming. Yeah. He's fantastic. And it was one of my favorite. I know I shouted out James Acaster for a very similar type thing. Nothing makes me happier than a comedian. I adore just going fully off the rails.

and that's entirely what he did. I just giggled like a schoolgirl for 10 minutes while he just grabbed the audience's attention. Is he Chicago? He's not Chicago. He's a New England guy. He's from Massachusetts, but now in L.A. guy.

But he's a great, great new HBO special. I highly recommend. I got to watch his sag. Except this is a slight tangent, but I'm doing a screening of the movie in Chicago. And, yeah, at the music box theater. Yeah, if there's anybody who you think I should invite, Let me know.

How about the quits? I'll let you know. And the quits. Yeah. Please come. I'm going to be there. And also, I believe we're going to have the band Dead, who is a local Chicago band. They have the song, Bad Love in the movie. Oh, nice. And that is spelled D-E-H-D.

And they are awesome. I'm very, very excited to meet them. Fantastic. Music Box Theater, which apparently is also a nice theater. Everybody keeps me like, oh, that's great. Oh, it's a beautiful. It's a beautiful theater. It's what makes us happiest.

Oh, John Ham, the gift that keeps giving, because there was one other thing he sent. along with his... Oh, I think he sent him Andy's note. I'm sure that he'll let us put it in the chat. Oh, it's his face on... I'm assuming still Jeremy Allen White's body? No.

Yeah, Jaws' body. God, he got even more ripped? Fuck. There's no way I'm getting that bud. If anybody... Did you think... Was your plan, Yorne, that he was just going to stop working out and that you were kind of, kind of via the up arrow?

No, I genuinely thought I could sort of do it. Which shows how delusional. I am maybe... But can I just put this out to any of... quades, and I don't want this to seem creepy in any way, shape, or form. But if anyone has a picture of Jeremy Allen White's dad, shirtless, I would love to see it. I keep writing roles for Jeremy Allen White, where he's like a chubby dad so that he'd have to lose it for the role to try to give you. Yeah, I would really help me out.

Oh, to help out Yoram? Yeah. That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. That is so nice of you. You guys can meet in the middle somewhere. So he's going to be like maybe, so naked gun too, he plays sort of a chunky cop. Yeah. There's like a scene where you see it.

We're like, where he's swimming or something. A chunky cop? I'm just saying, no, no, Yorm, if he has to get chunky, then you're. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. Like a dad bod. Okay. Just a nice dad.

And normal. And I'm just like, you can't be ripped because you're like a donut eating dad bodod cop. Okay, don't talk anymore. Yoram, I feel like it's too soon for you to play Springsteen in the biopic for born in the USA. But maybe by tunnel of love, maybe by human touch. is it when they do the ghost of Tom Joad movie is your maybe is there a chance you're I'll work on it I'll get there wait wait how old names do I'm trying to see like when can I look like let's get this what age can I look like so I'm gonna send you guys pictures of my body and I feel like

ghost of Tom Jode I think he's like 46 when he makes ghost of Tom Jod so that's what we're aiming for if they make a movie like they did okay can I take my shirt off and just show you guys wear at what I'm working yeah I just want here I'm gonna do it And then you guys, you just tell me how bad, how far off. You can just send pics, you know? No, no, Peeve? No, this is live. We're going to, you guys can judge.

Hold on. It's going to take me second. Okay. Okay, what, Yorne's taking your shirt off for rails. Yeah, great. I think you've lost weight since the, um, incident. Yeah. I mean, it looks great, but it's markedly different than what we're seeing from, from.

You're not, you don't look overweight, but you're just looking extremely soft. No, I look a little overweight. And just soft. Wait, is it time for, uh, Joey? Should I do, um, push-ups? Sure, should we do a push-up competition? I guess so. Oh, actually, I think I've been sitting too long.

My back's a little tired, but hold on. He's doing stretching right now. Are you going to actually do it? Oh, yeah. All right, let's do this. Wait, Pete, will you count for us? Yeah, sure. Well, this looks like a nice...

You guys are both not at home and you're both in nice places. Well, hold on. Is it a contest or is it me trying to beat my record? No, we're going to do a push-up contest now. Well, you can't count for both of us. I'm going to be my own count. All right. Ready?

they're doing about the same speed, and they're at like five, but they're doing them fast. If they slowed down, I think it's almost about the amount of time versus how many you're doing. I'm going to go slower than this joke. Yeah, but when you go slow, it's even harder, so it's kind of not the same thing. Seth's form is good, but his head is down probably too low, I think.

Right? Yeah, there you go, because you're supposed to be not leading with your forehead like that. I just want to outlast it. Yorm looks like his form is very good, maybe, but I can't tell you, did kind of a low angle up at his forehead. face kind of humping down at me. All right, I did 37, so I beat my record by one.

It's still impressive. Obviously hoping for a bigger leap. I think if I did them with really proper form, I'd get to like 12. I feel like this is real, not going to give a lot of... That was really good. A lot of grist to the quaves. You think the pod takes a step down when Andy's not here? Welcome back to the Manosphere.

Right, good? Oh, my God. Manscaping. been talking a lot about the manosphere on different pods. The next 45 minutes is going to be manscaping. We can cut this pod down to the bone, you know what I mean? Just keep it moving. We'll keep this part, though.

All right. Well, um, love you guys. Love you. All right. We'll come back with more energy by doing a late night app next time again. Yeah, I know. We got to do that again. Not two guys who are both in hotels.

All right, dudes. Love you guys. I'm going to get back to my fam. All right. Love you, bye, geez. Later, Arnold. Later, Arnold. Later, Quates.