The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast - Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie & Clyde

Episode Date: April 16, 2026

We got nominated for a Webby! Vote now! Go see Over Your Dead Body on April 24th | Trailer Watch Digman! | Trailer Download the apps app and go get Netflix or go here: https://www.netflix.com/ On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast the guys are talking about Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie & Clyde with musical guest Rihanna and host John Hamm from Season 36 Episode 5 on October 30th 2010. We start off the episode with a ton of follow up from last week. We don’t get Seth’s Corner anymore but you do get an extra episode of Corrections at the top of every episode of this podcast apparently. Some might call it requdent. Full disclosure this episode was recording late on Sunday night so it gets a little shaggy.  Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie & Clyde (feat. Rihanna) Dad Swap (SNL UK) Hey Everyone, Hello / It's Lee Han-wi (SNL Korea) Back to the Future Auditions Part 1 Back to the Future Auditions Part 2 Vincent Price's Halloween Special II with John F. Kennedy Rihanna - Bitch Better Have My Money Seth and Rihanna Go Day Drinking Scheinwald Studios: Autumn's Sweet Breath Audition CONNOR RATLIFF presents THE ACTING CLASS With Special Guests JACK QUAID & MEG RYAN Send us an email: [e-mail] Send us a voice note: https://www.speakpipe.com/thelonelyisland Send us stuff: P.O. Box 4024 New York, NY 10185 Photos and everything else can be found by following us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod (Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired.) If you want to see more photos and clips follow us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod. Send us an email! [e-mail] Good ChopGo to https://GOODCHOP.com/podcast and use code 50island to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order. PestieGet bugs out of your house with Pestie. Go to https://pestie.com/ISLAND for 10% off your order.BombasHead over to https://Bombas.com/island and use code island for 20% off your first purchase. ShopifySign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://SHOPIFY.COM/lonelyisland Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm yor-da-de-d-de- I'm yor-a-l-l-a-l-oldy. I'm yor-a-lmaing it and having a few bites as we begin. Oh, what a pig. What a little piggy. Ooh. Yeah. The walls of someone's glass house just shattered.

I know. Keep pulling a full yorm. Disgusting. I don't do that. This is just the last couple of bites before diving into it. don't do that anymore. The problem is, Keith, is I can just tell by your chew, it's not a burrito. It is Mexican, though.

Are you taco-brained? A case? Yeah, I'm getting tacoed. And what was on it? You know, I had melted cheese. I guess wait. It had melted cheese, so it was maybe. I think some would consider that a cassidia.

Andy, I wasn't going to wear this sweater because you weren't on, but then I decided to pull it off. Oh, it's a Frisbee sweater. Yeah. Somebody sent me a Frisbee sweater after Frisbee died. After Frisbee is very, very, very, very unfortunate. at passing. Yeah. Oh, look,

you finally come around to understand the right way to talk about this. I don't have sight protests too much. It's really nice. Is that like someone's art and that it got embroidered?

I don't know. I don't know the answer to it, Keeve. We'll put a pick of it in the show notes. Seth, Seth, that picture is so much nicer

than Frisbee looked. What the hell? Oh my God. Everybody, it's like a real role play. No, I'm sorry. Everybody's switching roles here. All of a sudden, now, Keith's the guy,

Wolf and Mexican food. Yorms the guy's shitting all over my dog. Just pissing on. Let's stay in our lanes, guys. Let's stay in our lanes. 10 p.m. on Sunday when we're doing this. Obviously, some different time zones.

Four different time zones. Four different time zones right now. Oh, are we? Yeah, I'm central. Wow, four different time zones. That's fantastic. And I just spent the last hour getting ready for a three-person podcast. And then Andy came on with no warning.

So I'm wildly underprepared for the podcast. He texted the thread. Oh, when did I get the text? Like six minutes ago? Yeah, so that wouldn't have helped. That wouldn't have helped, Keith. Did my last chip and then I'm joining the other side. And then the podcast officially starts.

I've been snort laughing a lot more, guys. I mean, have you noticed that? I do a lot of... It's going to be harder to differentiate between us. In your whole life? Or just here? No, yeah. I don't know if it was like my kids were watching Peppa Pig or something like that,

but now I'm doing this all the time. Oh, yeah. So if you do a good joke, just know that that's me. And you think you started doing that because you watch Peppa Pig now? Peppa Pig is very good, Keefe. So yeah, maybe. I don't know. This makes me understand, Yorm, that you don't really pay attention to my laughs

because I've been snort laughing our whole lives together. Because of Peppa Pig? A hundred percent because of Peppa Pig, yeah. Nice. Yeah. You know, the creator of Bluey worked on Peppa Pig. Did he really? That does make sense.

Is Peppa British, or is she not? She's British, not Australian, right? Yeah, she's British. Yeah, she's British. Cross the pond. But Bluey is Australian, right? Yeah, Bluey's Australian. I'm just telling you what I read, Akiva.

Yeah, I'm just trying to clarify that they're not. That's all part of the colonies. Got it. So it was because it was a British colony. Yeah. They worked together. Prison colony. Yoram, I told you that they put out Bluey Sleepy Time as an official single, right?

Oh, Bing Bong. That's exciting. Yeah, that's our fave. I'm excited about that. That was not a real snort laugh. You're just snorting. No, that was just a pause. like the way that they do it in Peppa Pig.

It's hard to differentiate, but you'll know the difference. I don't know if you guys have moms who just like constantly ask questions to fill silence, but I was watching Peppa Pig with my daughter and my mom. And like halfway through like the fifth episode, my mom said, Oh, so Peppa's British? Through the fifth episode. Yeah, it's like that thing when your mom says something that you like, I love you so much and I don't know how to answer.

Right. It's like halfway through Downton Abbey. Yeah. So this is England? Oh, it's England? Seth, is this what you said? Did you say that? Yeah, I was like, yeah.

Oh, no. Yeah. God, I wish they could see your face, but I'll never do video. But for me, it's nice to see it. You'll have a real ear for accents, Mom. You only need it. I thought you didn't have a B-side of that. I thought you were done.

I would have interrupted. You only needed one hour. And Daddy Pig Daddy Pig I like What's the name of the dad In Bluey? Oh, Bandit.

Bandit, yeah. Bandit's like a real winner. Like, you want to be that dad. Oh, yeah. Yes, there's much written about this that Bandit is like aspirational to the point where it's too good and it makes dads look bad.

Yeah. But he's still like a little bit Like he's still like he's still a little dumb and I get it like dads in pop culture are always going to be presented as a little bit dumb. Right. But we're not. Right. But Daddy Pig is a joke. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Daddy Pig, I can get behind. Like, I'm like, I'm like, I can be Daddy Pig. That's not a problem. Oh, yeah. But like. Oh, my God, Your Honor. What? What, Andy?

I'm proud of Yorne for how long he's stuck with it. I don't remember them even snorting on the show. They snort on the show? Yeah, they snort on the show. Got it. To Addie's favorite show, and she says, Dad, you know what I want to watch? And I say,

what, and then she just sings the whole theme song, like it's a hint. Oh, yeah. She's like, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, that's really funny. To all of our listeners without kids, I'm so sorry. But you know what, also, like, hopefully this will help inspire you to have them. I would argue the opposite, but yeah. Yeah, that's true. One way, the other.

As long as it's inspiring. You're like, hey, are you young, virile, and cool? Want to be lame, old and boring? I want to cash it all in for nothing. Which do you think is better? Beba, baby, uh, blui, wait, um. the comments. Don't go to Coachella.

Coahu. By the way, what was the term in the music you said we were listening to in the early odds? I feel like they had a really big Coachella this year. Indy Slee's. Indy Slee's, like, kind of owned Coachella. That's old news, though. Yeah.

Perfect for this conversation. I just don't want anyone to think. I think it's new. So, Yorm, how was Coachella? I loved your outfit you were posting on your TikTok. You look so sexy. Thank you. I have risen.

Oh, no. Hey, Yoram, you're on the road promoting your movie. Yes. And I feel like you're not doing any of the work for I want stronts. Like, I'm out on the road. I'm posting like two, three times a day about I want to. Each stront gets a rating from Seth and a tagging it. A shout out.

I'm going to go to a new stront tomorrow. I actually was on the plane from San Francisco to New Orleans, where I am now. And I met a woman who owns a restaurant called Akamaya. Yeah, so I'll give a little shout out there. And then I'm going to her new restaurant tomorrow, which, if any of you guys can pronounce this name, that's what it is because she came to see the movie today. Okay, great. So you already are wearing the shirt. So this will be a really unbiased.

She gave me a shirt today. This will be an unbiased review. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to fucking skewer her tomorrow. Does I restaurant do reviews? I mean, according to your Instagram post, they do, and they're in terms of Alphs. Well, no, there was Alphs. Then we did Smints for another one.

Okay. You're trying out all the different things. I'm trying out different ones. It works. And it's been a lot of fun so far. I was in St. Louis and Kansas City with Brooks. I know that fucking rubs you the wrong way, Andy. No, are you kidding me?

He's your favorite person to go on a road trip with. I'm just so happy for you. Wait, can each of us have a different rating? So it's like yours, mints, alfs. So people can know it. I mean, it's a work in progress. And we only give good reviews, which is also kind of nice. To go to a place with no negativity.

Yeah, we're just totally positive. We, Brooks and I wrapped it up at like 10. our second show ended at 10 p.m. and Casey last night, and he admitted afterwards we kept saying we chased the dragon because we should have just gone to bed. Like we didn't need to go get like hamburgers at like an outdoor wait and line place.

But you did? 10.30. We did. Wow. Very good burger. But we also went to a place that was highly recommended, which was like a really cute like noodle shop. And, you know,

if you've heard about the Manosphere, you know that male standups like to go to a cute noodle shop. Shut up. Is that what? What man is the fear does? Walked in, nicest, postist. She's like, oh my God, I'm sorry.

Her kitchen just closed. And Brooks did this. And Andy, you have to tell me how you would have felt about this. Brooks's like, oh, all right. Yeah. Hey, you recognize him, right? Oh, my God. And she's like, I do.

She goes, I do. He goes, we just really want to eat. We just finish show. We hear this place is super rad. Oh, no. And she was like, she goes, I totally would. But really, like, they're done. Yeah.

Like, they're cleaning up and go. at home. And Brooks's like, okay, but like also, I said it, not him. Like, you can't ever say he said it. That makes it more okay. It was the match. He goes, and you can tell he hated it the whole time, right? Like, so this story is not that he said it. The fact that you're able to tell it here means it's, yeah, it's great. No, I loved it. I love it. Yeah, actually respect. I think that's a good one. Yeah. He owned that it was a risky move.

When you get off stage from one of these things, how much is like, you know, after the show, show your adrenaline is going. How much is that true when it's stand up and you're getting like used to doing it over and over? There's still some adrenaline, but also we had some people like a couple friends of 14 Sadecas were backstage who lived in Casey. The musician Kevin Morby was there. Oh, I love that. That dude's awesome. So he was so we were like backstage talk with people that we don't get a chance to talk to. Super fun. But I also had to wake up at like 4.15 in the morning to catch my flight back to New York. So I wasn't, like, dying to, like, hit the town or anything.

What was the most mellow thing that Kevin Morby said to you? He in general was mellow. The vibe was mella. Yeah. Good mellow, dude. Great new album. Can we run through a few things before we get to our next episode? Wait, can I shout out a band?

Because I, when I was in Chicago, this band, Dead that I love was there. And I love their stuff. All their stuff. Yeah. I think you already said that. Yeah, I know. But I'm just saying it again, Andy. The last episode you said it was going to happen.

And now you're saying it's, I hung out with them. They're great. And like, it was awesome. Wow. What? This guy loves Peppa Pig. How did it go in Chicago?

Anything to report from there you are? No, like the movie it did super well. It was really, really fun to watch it with an audience again. Here's some just some housekeeping. The Webby's. The deadline to vote for the Webby's is April Thursday, the 16th. And it would mean just the world to us to be the people's choice again. I were defending our people's choice title.

Oh, shit. Yeah, fucking top turnbuckle. Here it comes. Top turn. Andy, you dropped a reference that was caught by a couple of the quades to Daela Souls, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring. Is that? Oh, did I?

What was the reference? You said no problem. You said no problemo. Just play your demo. Oh, yeah, of course. Ring ring, ha, ha, hey. Andy, don't take this wrong way because a lot of people feel like it should be allowed. You keep saying quump bump.

and really a quump is a quade bump. So when you say a quamp bump, you're saying a quade bump bump bump. It's requendant. It's, exactly. Oh, dear. I thought it and I said, okay? I can't go back in time.

I don't have one of those machines. Just that way I was the pep of pig snorting. We've all been snorting except Yorm, and now all of a sudden he's like, I got this new thing. Give me a break. It's my new thing. So it's new.

Maybe six whole breaks. Blazing Saddles also had a, we don't need no stinking badges, Joe. Oh, of course. Wait, I saw a comment that said that three amigos had it. Is that true, though? I'm trying to remember. Three amigos, I couldn't verify, but I did also see that as well. I was trying to remember.

People will be shocked to know we've seen all those. Yeah, but I know it's so well, and I think I do, and then I can't remember. Yeah. No, is it, is it that Al Guapo says it, but he changes the word? Is it like something? You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think it's word for word, but I think it's very.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's something that's on the plates. It's like they're setting up for like a thing for the wedding or something. It's a UHF. The UHF Badgers one is quite pure. Yeah. Hey, Andy, somebody said that Moshe Kacher says Stront in season two of Brooklyn 9-9. Was that also a copped from Joanna?

That's wild because that's my show. Did you know that I'm on that? You're like the main guy. I think that's what the quade was also observing. I would have to ask Dan Gore, whoever wrote that episode and have them remind me if it came from me or if it came from them. Right. But Joanna has said Stront as long as I've known her.

But is it possible that it came from Moshe? Like, was that an improvization? I think it's also possible that she's not the only one who's ever said it. I know. It just because it was your show, I think there was a thought of like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you been pushing Stront out there? Did you guys know that Moshe Cash is from the Bay to the Bay Area?

Oh, we're from there. I'm sure if you talk to him for five minutes. Exactly. Give him 30 seconds and he'll tell you or else he's not really from there. Wait, so in UHF, it was badgers, so we don't even know I was thinking badgers. Correct. It's the guy with all the animals. The name of Jimmy McElan's mustache, we had a couple of people reach out because we said that probably was a name for it. It's either the riverboat gambler or the Mobius. So thank you for those. Both good.

You know where you're saying like how people have to say quaid army to us and then we say righteous kill and sometimes people say righteous kill to us. Yes. And we don't know what to say back. Yes. Yeah. And somebody suggested gaping snorff is what you say. If somebody inverts it and leaves you flat flooded, you're allowed to just say gaping snort. But we're saying it or we're calling them it.

I think you just, that's the response to it. Because it kind of is correct like, like, hey, righteous kill. And we go, gaping snorffered. You go gaping snorff. You did it wrong. But that's our way and that's our code for them to know they've done it wrong. I'm particularly excited about this is that I'm going to see people in Miami who will say it wrong. Then I'm going to say gaping snorff without them having this context. Then they will listen to the pod and then retroactively.

Retroactively be like, oh, I guess I was in on the thing. It's going to be brutal. Gaping snorff. Like, hey. Shove them too. Oh, and then also people said that, you know, listening to Griff Banks again, they noticed a real parallel between Griff Banks and Colin Jost's Pete Hagseth on SNL. Up to and including somebody said, I think he literally opened one by saying, what's up, Queefs. Yes, correct.

So basically in this timeline, Pete Hagseth is a big fan of like cut from dress Griff Banks. Oh, okay. Didn't I write Griffbanks with Jost? Yes, definitely. Yeah, so I think he's like cribbing. He's just repurposing it. Yeah. Even subconsciously, it's part of his DNA at this point.

Yeah. Also, he, like, is playing the role now. I'm like, thanks for nothing. I should have been Pete Hick-Seth. Yeah, it is very rude. I'm sorry. It's bullshit. Andy, that sucks.

Is it like me saying that or that it sucks that that's happening? No, it just sucks for you, and I'm sorry. Thank you. That's happening to me. But also, shut up. I'm in the manosphere. Oh, really good. Nice pivot.

Thanks. Let's see. Are British fans of the podcast called quids? It's just somebody's something. Somebody wrote it. They can be if they want. Sometimes it's that simple. I saw some funny S&LUK stuff on YouTube.

From this last week or previous weeks? I don't know. I can't remember what has happened when. Yeah. Everything is a big soup. I saw a commercial that was, um, for an app called Dad Swap, where you swap out your dad? I don't think I've seen that one yet.

I think that must be from this Saturday. Well, do you care if I ruin what the joke is? No, go for it. It starts off, and it's like, yeah, it's like a solid thing. Like, your dad, you can never make him happy. You have different interests. He always wants you to be different. So now you can use this app and swap out for a dad who shares all your interests.

But then very quickly, they all start hooking up with the new dad. And it becomes all just about that. and the creator in the commercial's like, that's not what I designed it for. It really got me. I was like, hey, they're good and good stuff. That's great. Yeah.

That is really good to hear. Yeah, it was funny. They did four in a row to start, which is the craziest thing in the world. Oh, God. I think they finally have a hiatus, a well-earned hiatus. And obviously, if any of them are listening,

are you guys cool being called quids? Let us know. Yeah, hit us in the tithis. Or how would you say that more across the pond? How would you say that? Hit us in the . Right? Jesus.

Yeah, I think that's actually it. There we go. I think that's actually exactly. So that's our first bleep. I think we got our first bleep of the pod. We came in hot with the bleeps last week talking about. Talk about Al's dad? Yeah.

I mean, by the way, not his biological dad. I think we all know that just by looking at him. Although there is a little bit of a similarity. Weirdly and similarly. Yeah, they do kind of look similar. He did end up with the dad that could have been his real dad. Yeah, like biologic, depending on who the mom was for sure. Yeah.

Somebody pitched who's the else should be the title of. of the Alf show that we're working on. Oh. Although I do still think it's, it should be called half. It should be called half pronounced half. So like if the dad from Alf had sex with like an ardvark, like if the dad from Alf impregnated an art bark,

probably while. Sucking while smoking. That'll be bleeped. Of course. Then Alf would have been born. Where would he be smoking? Is there a location? I mean, probably a,

Then on Melmac? Good. No, wait, sorry, no. Alf is from another planet. None of this makes sense now, I realize. But let's just say there was no Melmac. Wait, can I ask a serious Alf question? Yeah, ask a serious Alff question.

You're saying that he's Alf's dad, but adopted dad. But did you, you thought they, like, let Alph stay there as another sibling to their children? He had, like, such an adult man voice. It seemed more like a roommate or a just a freeloader. Right. Like a drifter, kind of that they lived. And like, does he have a bedroom? That's a good serious, alf question.

Yeah, I'll be honest, I don't remember how Alf ends up in the house. But you're saying there's a chance that Alf's dad had sex with an Ardvark and then felt guilty. I think we have to. And then made up this whole backstory about Melmac who's just a cover for the fact that. Right. That's really. In the show, he crashes into their garage in the show. That's in a lot of old literature and stuff back when they couldn't really say, you know, like a dad would go to war.

Yes. And he comes back from war and is like, hey, by the way, I'm coming home. I'm bringing like a two-year-old. They were gone for eight years. Right. And they're like, and this two-year-old is, I just adopted him because his parents were killed in the war. And then over years, you realize like, oh, no, that's his kid that he had out of wedlock. Right.

So the same thing where you're like, the reason that there's an ardvark in the yard now. Yeah. Because that's your other mom. I'm saying, yeah, Alf's dad really is his dad. He was out on a bender for a long time. came back being like, oh, God, I have this Alf now. But it was that on the bender, he was smoking fucking hard marks. Sorry.

Keith, can I jump in? Just to rewind just a hair, you said that happened a lot in war during the war? No, I mean, like, I can think of, like, it's Wuthering Heights. Like a trope. In Wuthering Heights, they never can kind of clarify. Like, why is this dude here? Yeah, he brings home a kid. And I don't think it's supposed to be his son, because if so, it's incest with the two main guys.

but you know it's it's questionable and he brings it home and then even in the latest Ryan Johnson Spoiler I haven't seen it's spoiler that I thought was excellent there's something happening now we know it's excellent keve great and there's always there was always like the reveal that you'd find out that it was actually their real son because like one of their actual kids okay can I ask a serious follow-up question from what I hear about the new weathering heights I'm surprised that no one fucks and hardvark in it because I've heard that that's pretty good that's pretty boring that's what that was my question we don't know that they don't I haven't It could happen off camera. If you guys were going to have sex with an ardvark, is that what you would do, like, to explain the whole thing?

Like, if you had an Ardvar kid, half Ardvarc, would you bring it back and then say you were in a war? Was it wartime? Why was I away for long enough? I wouldn't say it was a war. I would say, based on how it looked, I'd be like, hey, a spaceship crashed into our garage. Oh, exactly. Yeah. That's a better backstory.

But could Alf, if the first A of Alf stood for Ardvark, Ardvark. Ardvark life form Makes actual more sense Yeah Yeah because it is like I wonder if through this lens You could watch the whole series And go oh it's the dad's lot

Yeah Sex with an Ardvark Yeah That's his sarcastic Ardvark son Also in the rewatch You have to then also Incept

What we know about the actor Who played Alvstad Into Elfstad's character Right It makes sense why they let him Stay there Why nobody else ever finds out he's an alien because he's not.

If somebody, look, I don't, I don't fully support doing this at all. But like if someone was really good with AI, they could just insert one scene kind of early on in Alf of the dad being like, just tell them, he's from another planet. He's like in the mirror, I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry. Look, no, I can't apologize enough. No, just tell them you, help, Al, tell them you had sex with an art bark.

No, they'll never forgive you. Go with the alien. thing. Oh, I'm so fucked up. Oh, I'm such a fuck up. But there's a scene, all right, so there's a scene outside the house since the first time he's bringing Alph in. Alf keeps calling him dad.

Yeah. And he's like, you can't call me dad. Call me Willie. Yeah. I'm Willie. Dad. These aren't your brothers and sisters. You're just a drifter, freeloader, alien type

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Conditions apply. All right, so we're halfway through. We should probably jump into the app. We should jump into the app. Yoram, let's take it to Seth's Corner. Well, wait, speaking of... This is... Oh, wait.

Wait, Spree. It's coming off the rails, Keith. It's coming off the rails, Keith. Speaking of the British versions of the SNL, one of the commenters on maybe YouTube or Instagram led us to the Korean SNL. Oh, yeah. Version of I broke my arm, which... Post that shit.

It's pretty good. Which there's some changes to it, but it's got like, the exact same beat. So whoever made that beat, whether it was you, Yorm or somebody else, they made a new version of it. Sounds almost identical. But there's no way they got our instrumental,

or maybe they did. I think that they have access to all that stuff. Right, because they have the old scripts. And it's like a famous actress on a red carpet instead of in a cafeteria. Yep. And we can put the link in the show notes, as they say. And it was pretty interesting.

I don't know. And then she doesn't slip on grape jelly. You were edited out, Andy. She's slipping on a banana peel. They have, you know, a different sensibility there, no judgment. And then a guy comes in at the end who it seems like is maybe known there, and I didn't know who it was. I think. And then from the description in the YouTube comment, so I don't know if it's true, that guy has the same name in real life maybe as that woman.

Like, it's a known thing. Like, there are two famous people there that have the same name. So when he replaces her, it's like a whole different level of life. meta joke like he could replace her because they actually have the same name even though he's a man who's older but yeah it's like if there were two famous matt damans and then the joke was you know he fell so many times he needs a replacement and now it's the other matt damon yeah wait her name was matt damon yes yeah let's move on okay so john hams hosting seth's paint a picture for us uh hams back we love them we know we got now and we all we all we all

also got Rihanna back and it's like, oh, it's all happening. You guys have an album full of songs. You refuse to put them on the show. That continues. But you do think you're like, whoa, Shairani, that was a hit. Can we do it again? I want to say, her side asked. Really? Am I wrong? I believe it was like, what are we doing this time? We're back. Like, is it time for another Shireani? That sort of thing. Yeah. And the first time, if you recall, it was kind of her people idea like, hey, we would love Rihanna to be one of your shorts, but then it just, it kind of clearly from us had come from just reps. Yes.

And then this time, though, it was also Rihanna being super nice and being super down. And how quickly did you come up with Ronnie and Clyde as the idea? I want to say I had the phrase Ronnie and Clyde in my notes, Doc, as soon as they booked her, so like weeks in advance. Yeah. And then it was a classic, like, how would we make it that, Keith? And then we just started talking about it And bank heist made most sense

Yeah It's a lot of fun Yorm, were you back this week Or are you still not there for this one? I don't Where were you? No, and I'm trying to think of Weeks in weeks at this point

And we don't know what he was off making Or what he was doing No, because it's not McGruber No So I don't know It wouldn't have been like McGruber Press There's no way I would have been

fucking let out for McGurber What season is this for us? This is 2010 That this was taking out. This is the actual Halloween episode. I know there was something where it said Happy Halloween or something last week. Of 2010.

Of 2010, October 30th. I'm looking at the rundown. We got our rare, rare first sketch after the monologue with no commercial break, like the commercial parody slot, where it's right after, you know, we got a great show. That's a big slot. Rihanna's here. So stick around.

We'll be right back. I feel like Great Day and this one are the only ones, maybe? Or am I forgetting some? I don't know. If you would ask me if any did that, I would have said no. Like, I don't remember it happening. That's so crazy that it would just go right out of the monologue into a short. I would never have said no.

I knew. Oh, yeah. You remembered that that happened? Yeah, and I saw always being like, whoa. Yeah. I do want to say, this is just from the first act of the show, Biden Cold Open, Myers, Ham Monologue, Myers, Millaney, Digital Short, Sandberg, Shafford, Toconey. So this was, we really earned our keep this week.

We did. And a total fucking sausage party. By the way, you're on the next two after a commercial break. Vincent Price Halloween, which is a hater, Malaney Myers. And then back to the future screen tests, which is a Jost Myers. That was a good one. I think I was in that as Cage, right? I don't know.

You're just owning those first two acts. There's a really fun sketch, which you're probably not going to get to, but maybe next we'll get to it, that I remember a part of Always, which is, I think it's called audition, where it's wig and ham talking about what they will and won't do if they get cast in a movie. Oh, I remember that. It's really good. It's really good. Paula Pell wig and so... I was going to say it sounds like it was a Paula, right? Yeah. I believe it's like what you're willing to do or what you're willing to show.

Yeah, like I won't do full frontal. I will do... Yeah, I'm pretty sure Wig says she'll show full butthole. We should watch it. We should watch it. But let's do Ronnie and Clyde. Okay, I'm letting it. Ronnie and Clyde. We got to figure out where you were. I don't know.

Like, was I around for recording it at least? I'm fucking on. I also, I do want to open before we start watching. I think I went on the record for Shireani saying it's the most striking. I feel a person has ever been on camera. And I feel like she tops it. I have no comment. It is something.

Yeah. Again, pretty controversial to say that. I know. You think Rihanna's pretty. Was it a little hard for you to do day drinking with her because of that? I mean, was it hard for her? Yeah, exactly. This is reciprocal, right?

Seth, it's 10.30 a night there. You have sunk into your couch. You're holding the mic. He's holding his mic. Like a beer. I've never seen him handhold the mic. I'm wearing giant like cheaters and a frisbee sweater. And I'm like, yeah, I think we're on.

It's pretty good looking. But I'm not bad myself. Am I right? I mean, you know, I think we were both. We both got a couple drinks in us, and let's just say, I think it was pretty reciprocal. Beat your eyes, boys. It's me, Sessley Myersden.

You know, usually I can get into any restaurant I want, but they're closing. Also, have you been up then since 4 in the morning? Was that last night? Or was it two nights ago? That was last time. I've been up since 4 in the morning. That's fucked up, Seth. I don't know how you do it.

It's the same as it was on the show. I went to a wedding last night that Josh MC'd and he did a great job. And it was some of the best speeches and songs I've ever heard at a wedding. It was really pretty great. How late did you stay out, Keith? Maybe 11.30. It started at 6. Okay, moving on.

We've done the work. You know the system. We have the firepower. And we have each other. You ready? All right. Yeah. We had it again.

Oh, my gosh. He's got a little gun. Got a little dinky gun. Can we talk about Andy's pants? real quick. So what do you rockin there? I think it's a skirt. It's a skirt. To what you were saying, Seth, I remember

shooting this close-up, and it happens on movie sets to me still sometimes. Like, on naked gun, I'd be shooting scenes and then occasionally going for a real close-up that only movies do. Yeah. Like, one that cuts off the top of your head level close-up, like what we're looking at here. And all of a sudden, I'd be like,

oh, I need to be in close on Liam Neeson's face all the time. It's more compelling than most things. And it's why he's a movie star where you're just like, there's nothing more interesting that elevates it up to feeling like it's a real movie. But I remember shooting this shot and being like, what the fuck? It looks like almost computer generated for how perfect her face looks. Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

She should do like a cosmetics line or something. You know what I mean? I think she could sell a lot. To talk about this for a second, just because it's movie making. and that's something I sort of got from you, Keeve, is that the eye line should be about three quarters of the way up the frame. And this frame that we're looking at is exactly that, where her eye line is about three quarters up.

It's another one of those rules that's meant to be broken, but when you do break it, you should be doing it with real purpose. I always like it just composition-wise. You should be doing it on purpose for effect like in the curse. Exactly. Yeah, Sergio. Yeah. Or on purpose.

Also, John Hamm. Right. Yeah. It's also the symmetry of her face and then Andy, who's got a lovely face, but you're kind of squirling it up to be its worst version. Thanks. Yeah, it's like he's wearing his readers and hand holding his mic, leaning back on the couch, so to speak. Looking like Edna from Incredibles. Good bull. Like whatever Dratch is old school movie exact. Abe Shaddle. Well, let's make a picture. Double D's. Double D's. All right, here we go. All right. So you're wearing a school. Because I'm Bonnie. It's inverted. I'm Bonnie.

She's Clyde. Yeah. You've got the little bray. Everybody now. Hands in the air is to stick up, stick up. It's pure white outside because we couldn't get a backdrop. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't ruin the illusion.

Okay. I just want people to know that some things aren't really choices. They're fast solutions. It was a very sunny day. Fast solution. But by the way, did you guys, in burning all the other sets from last time, which we talked about, where you couldn't get to all the other sets, did you guys then learn from the other one being like, it can all be in one set, guys? Yes. And we built and had them build a set.

And I remember them building a set that was so teeny tiny and only had one wall. It looks very tiny. So you wouldn't be able to shoot coverage in it, like an S&L sketch, where it was just like one wall and would fit like two people. after I had had a whole long conversation like this is a big thing and it's going to need this space and they just gave us the shitty and I got so mad at them.

I remember that. Just for everybody listening, that like if there's ever a problem with anything, Keeves gonna let you know about it many days before. Well, it's just that he was very clear about it up front.

Yeah. I just want to point out we're 43 seconds like, seconds in, you've crossed the line, like, three or four times. It's a music video. Yeah, okay. She just looked at the camera. It's kind of a movie, though.

You know, a small movie. She was looking down the lens. Which part of the line is that? You did great. With purpose, these are tools for you to use. Yeah. People have expectations, and when you break it, it's so powerful. Absolutely.

Keeve. It's also, there's things, there's color correction on it, too. It looks great. keep going something Sergio could have used because it's just

a phone if you don't rethink Rion you say I'm trying to have a mic

Yeah I'd have a mic Yeah that's great Because that's That's just part of it It doesn't work Without

You brought one in his purse Yeah I want to shout out both Bobby and Vanessa have really good Like I'm scared

But also I'm straining To try to understand What this person It's really small. Like, I feel like these are important instructions to the stick up,

and I'm really frustrated by my failure. There's such good looks. It's such good looks. It's like Bobby's look in, Threat on the ground, is equally like, oh, yeah, this guy's really so... It's killing that reaction. Also, by the way, this shit bangs, too, by the way. That's really good.

She sounds good on the track. We should look up who did the beat. I was going to say, I feel like this time around, it's, like, because it's a sequel, we have a long intro and she's filling the space more. The BBM, I think, is slower also. Yeah. Like, it has a lot of shine to it,

but I do feel like it's like a little less laughs per second up until this point. Right. And yes, the answer is yes, there is a demo of this somewhere with me doing all of her singing yet again. And how'd you think you did? Better in the first time. But like all the little things in here, we've thought of all of them. Do you remember this? when we were recording.

What do you mean by all the little things? Like every thing that can be. All the little things. It is the same as last time though. Like it was, all of it was by design. I love that we said you test I. Mm-hmm.

It was T-minus. D-minus. T-minus made this beat. Yep. I still have that dude's number. T-minus with the heaters. Yeah, it's really good. Oh, you know what I was thinking

when I was playing, though, is we rarely do the S&L sequel sketch that is the, as we call it, the Madlibs version of the first one, where you're like, yeah, well, here were the beats of the first one, let's just erase the jokes, kind of come up with a new overall theme, and then do jokes that are new ones.

And this is one of the rare times where we did it. And I don't feel bad about it or anything, but it is like the normal S&L sequel to Dick in a Box would be something else in a box. Right, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Correct. Or here's a new present for Christmas,

or now it's Valentine's Day, here's a new present. Well, Shireani became a sketch when it became one set on the first one. Right. It is interesting, though, because you could easily have figured out something else for them to do with a shy guy and her,

but we decided to do a traditional SNL sequel. I mean, it's a little bit more of a story now, kind of. Well, yeah, let's watch it all the way through and see what kind of diversions have. But can I just say, before we move forward, though,

T-minus is a big Canadian producer. He did a lot of massive hits for Drake. After this, I bet, but yes. I don't think so. Probably on the power of this. if I'm gassy. Yeah, sure. Okay, go ahead.

Good. we're doing it and is hitting all the words. And we have worked with so many pop stars that theoretically could have had the song for three months because we recorded, you know, a while ago, and they don't, and they know we're going to shoot the music video. Not name and no names. And they still don't know any of the words by the time we show up on set. And it's really hard even just having done it an hour before, whatever this was, which was right

away, but she's just on it. And she never overplays, like the way she's just very low-key exhausted, which, you know, you yes she never overdoes it you do realize it's like I feel like how she would be in real life if she was frustrated so oh my god Seth we get it you think she's hot and I think like I said I don't think it's one-way traffic I was just more focused on the eyelines and where the eyes are centered in the frame right yeah and I was noticing that the boner and the boner alert moment looked like a stick oh it's a lot like a big like a stick I also feel like that is a joke on something that's been around forever, and I had never

seen it before, which is picture everybody naked if you're nervous, and then just immediately getting a huge boner. But then it immediately goes away. Yeah. But it is a funny, like, oh, I didn't think that would, of course, that would be the downside. Steve, can we roll back and just look at that boner share real quick? I think we should guess inches for Shireani, which I do think is interesting. That is actually, that's a good point.

You wouldn't think Shireani would be quite so well endowed. But he has. Oh, no. He's packing. I know he's got plenty. But are you seeing what I'm seeing, though, on the YouTube most reposed moment. Yeah, I can just go right for it.

I know exactly where it's coming because people want to see this again and again. Boner alert did become like a TikTok meme where people did different, you know, clips. And then it would go, Bono alert, it'd be like about like, you know, like when your husband does all the dishes and you didn't have to ask. And then I'd be like, bono alert.

Why would that be appealing? and why has your gun so small? That freeze frame is so brutal. It's like his pencil-ish dick is like a foot long. The look on my face, I look like a demon. It's like a fucking head of a ship. It is like, it is why you're so great. You're so great at comedy, Andy.

Here you are with somebody and you're just complete absence of vanity. This two shot is just purely delightful. Too many. The worst instinct of comedy is like, then I'll also be cool. Right. This is how I feel when I hang out with Rihanna. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Well, that's because unlike me and her, there's a gap. Right, exactly. Whereas you are her equal in every way. Looks especially. Do we give a shiny Ronnie freckles at all? No, he doesn't have freckles, right? No.

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Why did I think you could do this? Ronnie have to jump the move. He shot himself. Just noticing you down. Also the shoes suck. They're like white Velcro shoes. And it's funny what we chose to keep Shireani. And what's canon Shireani can't be changed no matter what?

Sweater, shoes, socks. Yeah. So he's got the athletic socks, the white like nurse shoes. Yeah. And the same sweater, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like Faye down away and Bonnie and Clyde like 30%. Yeah.

But that it's her scarf, hat, and skirt. So it's just a perfect 50-50, I think, actually. While we're on the subject, wigs make up wardrobe all super on point for like the time period. Yeah. Yes, killed it. Yeah. Looks great on camera.

Nassim coming in with the bags. And also all the background, like the casting, they're all actually being excellent. Don't say anything, Seth. Don't say anything mean about them, Seth. Don't bring up the woman from Booger Man. You piece of shit. Keeps Mom's threat. She's suffered enough.

So I shot my own legs. Don't get the name twist because I'm crazy. I hung a giant-ass news off my chest. Giant ass f*** Tudaloo. Tudaloo. And you can hang

from it because you don't want to see my real gun. Ah, not the music. God, they cut it up so fast to it. Like, let us hear the applause for a second before you go to the sax for Lenny just ripping at you.

Can't stop Lenny. Can't stop Lenny. Thirsty ass YouTube algorithm. All right. There was a lot. lot of great stuff in this last. Number one, the seamless inclusion of John Hamm, who obviously was not there the entire time we were shooting. And we just were like, if you're down there, no one's going to notice. And it feels seamless. Her grabbing him and saying, we're going to have

sex. Doodaloo. Ham is also doing that perfect fucking ham smile that he does on the way out. It is that really good ham luck where he's like crazy handsome and then he gives a real goofy look. But then it's trying to go, oh my God, you could have sex with me. That works for me. And then your rap immediately kind of talks about the important things that you have a giant dick. Yep. You hung a noose from it and then pause, pause, pause for the whole song to stop. And you can hang from it and just continuing. Yeah, but he didn't miss it.

He's picking up right where he left off. It's good. And then ending with a perfect backflip that actually is like very well executed in every way, I would say. Yeah. My favorite part was like right at the very end when I went bram, wamp, wian. Oh, when Lenny Pickett kicked in? Yeah. It's like, ooh.

Can't stop the picket. I like that they're walking out on the white psych and it still kind of feels okay. Yeah. It's not, somehow it's not breaking. Yeah. White Sykes, it always looks kind of cool. Yeah. Blown out.

I kind of feel like we're like needing maybe some questions about this one because we're not remembering a lot. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, like, what do you mean? Like questions from. Like hit us in the titus kind of a cinch, you know? Yeah.

Next time we'll do some follow-ups. Well, I have, I mean, let me just ask this. Like, were you guys when it was. was over, were you like, hey, because second time you did a sequel, right? Because you've already done Mother Lever. Laser cats. Oh, yeah, laser cats.

But did you feel like, hey, we did a good job. Definitely. I remember being like, yeah, it was fun. It was fun. It played. The shame we talk about when we let down one of our heroes, like a surf meeting or the testicle song with Hanks or whatever, where we kind of feel like we didn't rise to the challenge that we wanted to.

You get the inverse one when you feel like you did delay. Like, we were so proud about the first Shireani that we were like, we did a good one with Rihanna. That is so cool. And to have her come back and be way more just familiar with us is like a reward as well. To just be like, yeah, we made a hit together and let's try again. Yeah. So there's a pride just even in doing it.

And then we were glad that it worked again. And I think I said this after the first Shireani, but every time I've seen her outside of the show, she calls me Shireani. Oh, my God. Just for that, it's worth it. Her main lady that I'm blinking the name did contact us a few years after this saying, is there a promo video for A Bitch Better Have My Money? Was her new single that had come out maybe three weeks ago?

And it was already like, you know, it's a new Rihanna single, so it's big. And they're like, she's going to be in L.A. Is there like a fun alternate universe music video that's just like silly that you guys would want to make with her? And we got kind of excited about a shy Rani. one take with Rihanna Bitch Better Out My Money and I even shot a demo version of it That was during Popstar, right?

Yeah, it was like right somewhere right near the beginning. It was like during prep of Popstar. Yeah, and we jammed out and then like schedules changed and, you know, just these things always come and go really fast. And so we didn't end up ever making it. Just even the prospect of that is so crazy.

I think I remember that and then the video for it came out and we were like, that's way better. But this was always going to be like an alternate silly version. No, it was going to be like a promo. Oh, I see. It was like the little, a moose-boosh. It was like a moose-boosh.

It was going to be cool. Like, the idea was we were putting go-pros in a car before people did that all the time. And it was going to be getting Rihanna to drive you around like you were basically she was your pin. Like, she was my pin. Yeah, and it was like, bitch better have my money. And it was like she's singing this song while she's like making Shiron get out of the car. I remember now. Clearly he's doing bad things and then getting back in the car.

And we had worked it out if, like, we drove around the one block where she could actually like drop you off, continue driving, and then get you back in without any cuts. Yeah, it was in the valley somewhere, right? Yeah, we really had worked it out. God damn it. God damn it. That would have been good. I hosted Rihanna's Diamond Ball a couple of times in New York City. This sounds like a joke, but it's not.

Wow. And the first time I did it, I, because again, it's an incredible charity. And I was like, it's just a good, nice reminder to know that when she says, bitch, better have my money. She's going to then use that money for philanthropic needs. This isn't somebody just trying to, like, get rich. Bitch. For all the right reasons.

Can he use that money for good? Do we wish she didn't say bitch? Sure. But it's important. Would you get more bees with honey? That might be a lesson to be learned. It's really fun. We should have got a voice note from Ham.

Maybe for next week. Ham, if you're listening, give us a voice note. Tell us what your memories were. I bet he was so nervous to do this. So nervous. Yeah, we dropped the ball not telling him we were about to do this and getting that quick voice notes. But you know who really dropped the ball? Everybody didn't tell me not to speak.

spend my last hour putting together questions about we like sports. Have them in your back pocket. Don't lose. Don't lose that note. I got up 415 in Kansas City. I had to go return a Hertz. Had to return my own Hertz round card. Yeah.

Can we just, I know Andy has to go, and we're going to take your questions about this and answer it. We'll play a ham note. But two things. Keeve, can you queue up and show us the audition sketch? Yeah, of course. Jack Black, sing us in. Spelling B.

Spelling B. And Andy? Yeah, I bailed six short. I didn't even really try. It was just too much. I couldn't do it today. Whoa. I think I'm closer than you.

That's the saddest one we've ever had. I know. Yeah, six short. This movie's really wearing on our guy. But I got to clean the two days previous to today. Oh, that's a shame we weren't doing. I'm sure we couldn't do the podcast those days. That's such a bummer.

Just saying those two days I quibbied. Um, all that I want to see where I am. It would be clean. It's very exciting. We're only living for today. I disagree with that. I live for yesterday. And the day before.

I'm only three away. Oh, you beat me. Yeah. Wow. Very excited. Well, first time for everything. Yeah, but I didn't. I mean, I also looked at hints and you probably haven't.

No, I didn't look at any hints. Yeah, so yeah, I didn't really beat you. Hey, guys, Andy here. It's the day after we recorded. And obviously, I had a pretty bad day on the spelling bee. But as mentioned, I did get it. Clean the first. first two days prior to the day that we recorded. But this is the day after. And I just

couldn't help it chime in and just mentioned that I did it 100% clean, as we call it squeaky clean. Zero hints of any kind. Didn't even look at the total number of words or total score. Knocked it out in under 15 minutes. It was an easy one, but I still felt really proud. And I wanted to get that out of the world because I know that Seth didn't do it. All right. Back to the pod. All right. You got it. I got it. Rock and roll. Next for the part of Nicole, we have Lizette Barnes. Hello. Oh, hello.

Hello. I see we've had you in here before. I'm with Classy Faces Talent Agency. You've heard of them? No, can't say that I have. Well, here's my head picture. It's of me dressed as a sailor looking into a crystal ball, pretending to be surprised. That's exactly what it is.

Yeah. Okay, listen, before we start, I have read the play. It's very racy. And so there are no surprises later. I'm just going to tell you what I am comfortable doing and not doing, and you are just going to have to deal with it. Okay. All right.

Well, I am willing to show my legs, my arms, my face, my stomach, my full back, my toes, the top part of my head, my... naked breasts, my butt crack, my belly button, my full vagina, um, let's see, I will show my nipples, my spread apart butt, um, my push together boots. Okay, Lizette, uh, you're not gonna have to... Okay, and these are things that I will do. I will sing. I will swear, I will show my bush.

I will jiggle, um, I will cry, I will push my boobs together. I will lift up my skirt, turn away from the audience, bend over, and pass gas with sound. Okay, Lizzie, Lizzie, I think you might have read a different script. Well, these are the following things that are out of the question. I refuse to wear a costume. Um, that's it. Okay, well, that could be a problem. Well, and these are some things I might be talked into doing.

I might punch myself in the face. Um, I might touch a ding-dong. Never say never. I might tinkle in a fake sink. I might eat a very small bowl of white bird waste if it is relevant to the story. Otherwise, you know, I mean, come on. Can I give you a little bit of feedback? You're not getting this part.

No! I'm getting it to me! I'm sorry to interrupt, but I'm her husband. I just have to know how this is going. He just told me I didn't get the part. It's done. Well, you are making it. a huge mistake, sir.

Sandy, please. No, I want to do this. This woman isn't just my wife. She is an actress. She is a master's of her craft. Are you insane in the membrane? Insane in the brain? You guys gotta go.

First, let me ask you, sir. Have you seen this woman's Stanley steamer commercial? Sandy Joel. Let me remind you. Two women are having a conversation on a couch. A child runs in and asks mommy to look at the family dog's new trick. Well, unfortunately, the new trick is him dragging his dirty rear along the carpet.

And she has to get so mad. Do it, honey. It's you. Yes. It's her. And I'm sorry if she has standards, unlike every other loose actress that comes in here. No, no, no, you're right. I'm sorry. So, now that you know who she really is, does she have the part?

No. What if she were to put a jelly bean on a chair, sit down, and when she stands back up, the jellybeat is gone. Get out. What if it's a plum? Goodbye! I mean, jerk. I hope you're happy. Who's next?

Sandal Barnes. Samble Barnes. I am with the Top Hat Warehouse Agency. I will show the backs of my legs, my pushed together, but the front of my weener,

I will wear diapers. I will not work with children, although I will dance with them. I may juggle. I will show my wife's vagina. Really good. Wow. I'll show my wife's vagina.

There isn't a bad, take on an, in terms of like that that is live and the cameras are going back and forth. Yeah. Yeah. Every single moment is perfect. Yeah. And even the way Sadegas is choosing to play it so like light and jovial in the top half, like just that kind of smile of like being entertained by her, but not outside of the sketch,

being entertained with her within it as like, hey, I see auditions all day and this is a kooky one. I'll, I'll entertain it for a little. Like, Sadegas is very good at playing that real. The really good cut is when Sadega is. When Sadecas varies this pace on that line, you guys got to go. And they catch that just right. Also, as we've established, I don't like sketches that end with somebody jumping on a window. And that is, it is really worth going to watch because Sadecas opens the window.

You think he's going to jump out. And he jumps out and it's just on street level. Yeah, he just walks away. It's a really nice version of that. And Whig obviously is like pitch perfect on every single second as well. And then Ham also. Ham's great. That's what I mean.

It's just the three of them operating at such a pro level. It's very nice to see. It's so funny the whole time and then it really hits its apex at when he has her do the line from the commercial. Yeah. Toby! That was you? It's also that thing of like they're filthy, the things they're willing to do, but they also really work to not say dirty words. Like when he's like, drags his rear across the carpet.

Like touch a ding-dong. Like they're really. I mean, insane in the membrane, too. Just like, oh, God. What do they think everybody else is going to, you know, is doing? They're the ones that are holding the moral high ground. All right, guys, look at us. Seth.

Sunday night crew. Seth, I got to go, but there's ample opportunity for Seth's Corner in this episode. I know, but I didn't put any work into it. So maybe when we come back, we'll... Okay, so we're going to put a pin in Seth's corner. Yeah. We'll get John Hamm's take here. We'll get some questions.

Yep. Yeah. We're doing great, guys. Another one in the bag. Here's some other things we're going to tease that we have Jesse David Fox, great comedy writer over at Vulture, did a podcast with Brian Cranston and where Brian Cranston talked about the B.LN brothers. So we have permission to play that.

Oh, fucking killer. That was just randomly one that Jesse at Vulture also remembered really liking and wanted to talk to him about. I wonder when we hear the clip. It might be that or it might be that Brian brought it up. We'll have to listen. Okay. Oh, I think Jesse just brought it up. with him because we talked about it.

That's what I was wondering. Yeah, yeah, sorry. And then Jack Quaid, Quedo, has been doing press, and some people have been yelling out Quaid Army to him. Ah, that's fucking great. We should develop something that he gets to say that's different than righteous kill. Right.

Yeah. I don't know what this is, but Connor Ratliff, who's a really funny guy, has something called the acting class live at UCB Theater. And six days ago, he did an episode of his show with special guest Jack Quaid and Meg Ryan. He's Jack Quaid's mom. And somebody yells out Quaid Army. And there's a very funny clip where Jack Quaid has to try to explain why someone's yelling

Quaid Army. You have to go so far back. He has to explain to his mom. It has nothing to do with him. No, he's like, no, I started kind of a militia mom. It's not a cult, but it is there for us if we need it. If people yell Quaid Army at him, should he yell back mac and cheese? Yes, exactly.

Either that or mac and cheese, but yes. Well, that's Jack's. Yeah. Yeah, right. Sorry. It's a mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. And then try to explain that to his mom.

There's a clip online of that, Seth, you saw? I want to see that. Yeah, I'll say it. It's really funny too because then he's trying to explain to McWrion and he goes, so you know the Lonely Island? She's like, what's that? And it's like, it's just watching us and realize. There's no.

Like he's, in general, our podcast is impossible. Like a lot of our listeners have now pointed out that it's like not a thing to put on in a car with people who haven't listened to the previous 100 episodes. No, it's impenetrable. Because it's impenetrable. Is that what you're saying? But in a good way. It's impenetrable in a good way.

All right, guys. I love you all. I love you too, Seth. Love you. Love you guys. Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.