The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast - Stumblin'

Episode Date: June 10, 2026

On this week’s episode, the guys are talking bout Stumblin’ from 2010 Season 36 Episode 9 with host Paul Rudd and musical guest, cashew lover, and tiny harmonica aficionado, Paul McCartney. But first, a run down of some of the movies you suggested that feature the use of colons. In fact, this episode is mostly about that with a little bit on Stumblin’, Kristen Wiig's amazing Dolly Parton impression, and how no one knows the actual lyrics to the songs they’re parodying. Andy has a hard out so you know he’s going to mention it and then go over his hard out. Enjoy! Stumblin’Salacious B. Crumb at the MET GalaRafa TrailerColon Movies!Batman V Superman: Dawn of JusticeSICARIO: DAY OF THE SOLDADO TrailerDragon Wars: D-War TrailerBad Lieutenant: Port of Call New OrleansLegend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole Official TrailerK-19: The WidowmakerWe're Back! A Dinosaur's Story TrailerSend us an email: [e-mail] us a voice note: https://www.speakpipe.com/thelonelyislandSend us stuff:P.O. Box 4024New York, NY 10185Photos and everything else can be found by following us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod(Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired.)If you want to see more photos and clips follow us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod. Send us an email! [e-mail] Support our Sponsors: ArticleThanks to Article for sponsoring this podcast! Article is offering our listeners $50 off your first purchase of$100 or more. To claim, visit article.com/discount/island and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout.HimsFor simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/ISLAND for your free online visit.PestieKeep the bugs away with Pestie. Go to pestie.com/ISLAND for 10% off your order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We got a heart out and Andy's going to take off at a certain point. What do we think about this is like podcast etiquette being last one to join, first one to say you got a heart out? Like where does that fall? I think it depends on if you offered up other times that were rejected by Yorm. I think I think that's what you called gee shit. Yeah, thank you. This is very disappointing, Andy, because a lot of people were commenting the last episode.

And again, you clearly didn't have a hard out because you had no respect for anyone's out. Yeah. Mine wasn't even a hard out. I just sort of had a rolling soft out. and you still wouldn't let me go. And my take was that you are away from your family shooting a movie and you're finding a lot of connection in the pod. I think we're filling a gap that your family is not present to provide you.

Is that right, Andy? I think everyone is as relaxed as their situation. Yeah, and I think it's a rolling situation. Can I tell you guys a lesson that I've really learned from the three of you? It needed the three of you because I really didn't have a movie career. And what I've learned from the three of you, even working on Hot Rod, you know, where I was on a movie all three over there, is that movies are not fun to make. And it's not fun to be around people who are making movies. I think that's accurate.

That's the pre-pro part. So fun to watch. Movies are so fun to watch, especially the ones you guys make. But my goodness, like, you know, you're am you stopped up. I said to Andy, like, where are you going to be on Tuesday? You're going to be on set? I'll stop by. And it's just like, I mean, Andy loves me.

You guys know how much he loves me. and just a real cold shoulder the idea of me stopping. It was almost like Seth, when you invite someone to a Broadway show and then your reaction to that, for me, is how you felt.

Like, rejected when I was like, hey, do you want to go see this Broadway show? And you were like, no, exclamation point. Are you sure? No. I said what the show was. No. Like, that's kind of how you felt, right?

Yeah. But visiting a movie set is also you always think you want to do it. Like, that's so cool. They're shooting here. Let's go. And you get there. And within 10 minutes,

you're like, oh, right, I'm just at somebody's work. it's really boring. Also, everyone's working so hard and so stressed out, and you never have enough money, no matter how much money you have, and you're always racing against time. Oh, that's interesting.

Oh, okay, yeah. I'll bring money if I come. Bring a suitcase full of cash. It's also this movie isn't like a goofy loose set. It's like a little bit more serious. Can I push back on that? When I visited Andy and had lunch with him, it was lovely. And, you know, come have lunch with me.

Yeah, yeah. I'm also producing, and there's like a million fires to put. put out at lunch every day. I don't know what to tell you. It sucks. Are there actual fires? But the gratitude for getting to do it, the privilege, Andy. It's an honor and a privilege, and I count my lucky stars every day, but it's not a, like,

bro-hang vibe. Andy skip the media training. This is what I want to share with our listeners, which is not something maybe they know, especially, you know, oh my God, Andy Sanber. Like, if you're ever, for example, at a charity auction and one of the items is stop by set for a movie, that's just throwing, I don't care. how good a cause it is, you're just throwing that money away. When we were shooting Pop Star, people would swing by all the time, and it was perfect,

because it's just like joke bag, goof vibe. You want a party atmosphere. Yeah. It just depends on the project. It's a very seminal time for, I don't even know if I'm using that word, right? But it's 10th anniversary of Popstar 25th anniversary of Wet Hot. Woo! Wow.

American Summer. And I had Rudd on the show, and then I also interviewed Rudd at the Tribeca Film Festival. like for a panel for Rudd. And we talked a lot about Wet Hot, which it does seem like that was genuinely as fun to make as it was to watch because it was like all dudes the same age who were hanging out at...

They were basically at camp while they were making a movie about camp. Yes. You can tell. You can tell that one I think is, yeah, exactly that. He shared this story, so it was in a public setting, and it makes me laugh so hard every time I've heard Paul say it, which is that David Hyde Pierce, who was like, by far the biggest star in that movie. He showed up, like, a few weeks late.

And they were basically, every night, they were, like, partying in this common area and staying up till all hours, despite the fact that were super early call times. And the first time they met David Hyde Pierce, he walked into, like, a raging party at, like, two in the morning. And when he did, Rudd said it was, like, a record-scratch moment where everybody got quiet, and then Ken Marino said,

Ugh, Frazier. but then also that David Hyde Pierce was just coming down to hang it was like the most fun guy in the world he was not in any way, shape, or form arriving with Frazier Energy or Niles. Or Niles.

Because somebody's got a heart out and we're desperate to get to stumbling. Can I do a little cleanup from last week? Yes. If you could tell me everything that happened last week because I didn't listen, that would be great. What we talked about... Son of a bitch stole my...

line. What was X versus Sever the full title? Ballistic. Ballistic, colon X versus Sucer. Oh, that's right. Oh, yeah. So we're talking about colon movies.

Batman v. Superman colon, dawn of justice. Sicario colon day of the Soldado. Right. And someone, and again, didn't know work on the research. Someone did say in the comments that, I guess it was titled Day of the Soldado. And then maybe late in the game, they were like,

let's remind everybody. the Sicario. Yeah, that one is fascinating because Sicario is like a very classy movie. Yeah. You don't usually do a colon title for that kind of a movie.

You're surprised not just Sicario, too? Yeah. This one is interesting to me. It's Dragon Wars colon D-Wore. Dragon Wars colon capital D-Hifen War.

I don't know Dragon Wars. It sounds like something I would watch. Does anyone know what the D stands for? Oh, you No one is for, Yorne. That seems like that seems like they're using the colon as an A.k.a.

I don't know. What if it's tremamine, though? Like, and it's about, you know, nausea. I mean, if it's not dragon again, it's... It's really funny. Dragon Wars, colon, dragon wars. This is... I don't know this movie, but it's Korean, so this is maybe lost in

translation. Yeah. But pretty great. Yeah. Oh, and it is a game, because Dragon Wars is a role-playing game. It does bring to mind bad lieutenant port of call New Orleans, New Orleans. Which also Quaid sent in. Because wasn't the first bad lieutenant also kind of an art film in its way? Yeah, but then that was like best of Werner Herzog. The second one is certainly an owner-Hurtig.

Make no Mastake. We're big Port-a-Cole New Orleans. Port-Cole New Orleans is the iguana. The iguana. It's peak Nicholas Cage. And the more I, by the way, can I just say, Nicholas Cage, did the greatest interview in the New York Times in 2019. He ran it back with the same interviewer just recently doing Spider-Man Noir Press.

And this guy is, I think it's David Markezy. I got to check, though. Hold on. I got to let me check. Just do yourself a favor. Jesus Christ. No, no, just leave that tape. No, no, do both.

Do both. Do yourself a favor. And it is. Loop your job of labor. It's David Markees. And he does back-to-back, two of the great things. interviews of Nicholas Cage. And Nicholas Cage, he is not ever doing things without it being a choice. And that's what's so great about Porticole, New Orleans. He's just, do you remember the

scene where he's threatening a woman with her oxygen tank or he's threatening her son? He, like, basically, like, cinches her oxygen tank in an old age home. I don't remember. I need to rewatch this movie. And you know, our buddy, Dieter von Kuntz, rest of peace, Val Kilmer. Yeah, oh, right. They're fucking killing it together. Yeah. Deerelyn Cubs. It's really bad. I remember being under the influence watching that movie and being hugely entertained. It was one of the, it's one of the few movies we all watched together at SNL. And it was Joe's. That's right. Yeah.

At Joe's's house? No, we watched it in the writers. Literally in the writer. Oh, that's right. We were like, we got to watch this. And it was like a Monday at like 3 p.m. so we were or something. So we were just like, no one's writing right now anyways. We're just going to put it on. And a bunch of people came and sat down and started watching it. So we were just drinking. Yeah. I think it might have been a. Monday night because we were drinking. Yeah.

So it couldn't have been, but it was the most, because we did not do that often. There was the Bay Wolf screaming. Jesus. The Bay Wolf screening and then Porticole New Orleans. Anyway. But that wasn't at SNL, of course. No, no, that was in a proper theater, but that was everybody. Well, the first time.

Yeah. Legends of the Guardians colon, the Owls of Gahooley. Oh, yeah. We know about the Gahoole. Gahoole. G-H-O-O-L-A. Is it not Gahoole? It's Gahoole.

We always said Gahul, but I don't know if that's right. It might be Gahul. Yeah. It's Gahoole. It's like a World War II Nazi movie, but starring Owls. Is it really? In a very, very clear allegory. Zach Snyder directing animation, right?

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. And it was in 3D, and you could get the 3D Blu-ray and watch it at home on your 3D TV, right, when that was a thing. It was in three-hole derfs? We all watched it in 3D together at my house. Oh, you watched Owls of Gahooley together? Yeah. That's why we know it so well.

And what was your takeaway of that one? Excellent. Like, was it, is it a good one? I don't remember. These are all like 15 years ago now, but we had fun just saying, the owls of cahoos, and cheeringing our drinks and watching these owls talk and, like, fly out of the TV towards your face.

I remember, I could be wrong. I remember going into it being like, this is going to be so crazy and funny. And then, like, halfway through being like, this is slightly too good to be. funny. Yeah, it was on the edge. It was, there were moments. And there are, like, fascist owls taking over,

and they're, like, mounting a rebellion against them. Well, that part was good. And it also just looks fucking amazing. Like, you can't front on the lighting. It's just so good. It was the alchemy of Porticole, New Orleans, was exactly the movie. I think we all wanted it to be

from start to finish. It exceeds expectations. Yeah. I mean, look at the detailing on this mask. Yeah. Yep. That's straight out of Guhul, you know what I mean? That's the Gohulian craftsmanship. This really made me laugh. Somebody said 15 years ago, they heard Colin Hanks on a podcast refer to his dad, Tom Hanks

movie, Bridge of Spies as Spy Bridge, Colon, Bridge of Spies. Original title. I'm going to see Colin today, guys. Oh, God, tell him you got a shout out for his. And, well, confirm, confirm he ever actually said it. I'm going to see both of them. So I can also, hopefully I'll congratulate him in front of him. his dad so that his dad can go, you called it what?

How dare you, boy? Multiple quades, of course, pointed out pop star colon never stop, never stopping. But of course, that's, that doesn't count because that's comedy. Correct. If it's comedy, it does not count. If it's intentionally funny, like, don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood or something, right? Yeah, yeah. Every naked gun movie had one.

Yeah. Just FYI. So when you miss Yorm, it's a lot of colon stuff. Yeah, no, no, no. I mean, I do wish we had done the McGruber 2 one. I thought that was really good. What was it again? It was McGruber 2 colon, Hawaiian gold, colon the search for Hawaiian gold.

Two colons. It is very funny, but I just want to time check. 14 minutes, first McGruber reference. And we're not even done with cleaning up. So you're suggesting Magruber is Yoram's new Bay Area? Yeah. I'm from the Bay, so I don't even notice him to talk about McGruber. Oh, really?

I'm from the Bay. I also did McGruber. Yeah. Hey, what's up? I'm you. I'm from the Bay, McGruber. McGruber Bay. McGruber, McGruber, McGruber, colon, curly's gold in Hawaii. Over your dead body also is available on VOD, guys. Well, I thought you'd left that behind in the press cycle. No, it's VOD now. You can get it on VOD.

You can get it on VOD. Do yourself a flavor. Do yourself. It's the best way to watch it, guys. I know we said the theaters, but now it's VOD. It's actually better on VOD. Do yourself a favor. Do yourself a favor. Oh, there's another one weird. back exclamation point a dinosaur story that's weird because that's now

that's genuinely good two sentences because you're like who's back and then the second half answers a question you ask which is nice we're back with an exclamation point a dinosaur story that can't be real yeah 1993

I like that though because most of these aren't necessary that first one is like who oh wow that really made me Oh, yeah. Interesting fact about that because they didn't do want to do exclamation point colon. There's no colon. I guess it's two sentences. Yeah. The first sentences were back and the second sentence is a dinosaur story. It's a dinosaur's story. It's not a dinosaur story. This is his story. I bet they had a lot of arguments about grammar on that one. It's one dinosaur's story. There's multiple dinosaurs on the cover, but it's only one of their story. One of them is telling it. You'd be guess which one. Or it's about one of them truly. The protagonist, the protagosaur. Protagosaur. We talked about, we talked about horseplay and Andy's wonderful Robert Smith from the Cure and horseplay. We've often also talking, talking, what the fuck is wrong with me?

We've also talked about... Seth, you shrooming, bro? Be real. You shrooming? I thought we were doing an animated Baywolf rewatch, so I took some shrooms. I forgot. Do not recommend. Do not recommend.

Robert Smith, we have always talked about, When a sketch has music you can't clear, it does not repeat. And so multiple people said, oh, my God, I've seen that episode on Peacock before. And at Good Nights, Andy's dressed like Robert Smith from The Cure with no context. Oh, interesting. Because horseplay doesn't air, and they've taken it out of the repeat. Because they didn't want to pay for all the song clearance. Yeah.

So it's just huge. Even though we're weird alling it? I guess not. Huh. More than one person said it. So there you go. Yum. Yom, you won't call it NBC lawyers?

Call it. You won't call it. You got right up on the mind. Hey, your light and light, Keeve, is called a panache in France. Ooh, that's nicer. Wait, explain this. What is this? I miss this.

This is a shandy. This is a beer with like a sparkling lemonade. Oh, is a panache. Oh. Wait, what's a Michelada? Isn't that the same thing? A Michelada is a beer with a little bit of lime juice. And often, and a little tomato juice and a little hot sauce.

Tomato juice. Yeah, that's a lot of tomato juice. Or sometimes clam juice. By the way, guys, we're into June. It's officially the season for summertime specials. Oh, yeah, Bing Bong. What's a summertime special? That guy's a Knicks fan.

It was like makers are Jack and it was sevened up and a bunch of fresh lime juice. Is that right? Little key limes specifically. Yeah, squeezing in little key limes. Yeah. Refreshing as fun. Do yourself a favor. Do yourself a flavor.

Do yourself a favor, Daber. Would you buy a smaller than a normal-sized lemon squeezer to squeeze your little key limes? Did you have a little... Maybe just cut them in half, hand-squeez them and dump the whole thing in the drink. You got a hand-manipulate that. You got to be poolside, though. You've got to be pool-side. The fact that you guys did that unironically to enjoy it, and it also sounds like something Connor, for real, would have done.

Can we name drop where we were doing it the most at Drew Carey's house? Yeah. By the pool. Drew was never there. Drew Carey was not there. This is a Jeff. We should give. credit where it's the

Jeff Davis is the originator of this drink as far as I know. Oh, really? And he was the one that introduced all of us

to it and he would house it for Drew Carey when Drew Carey was out of town and we would just go up to the Hollywood Hills and swim in his pool. This is all pre-S-N-L.

It was great. It was a great time. And there was also another name for the drink, but we can cut this part out, but it was called the it was called the... Oh, right.

If you guys... It was called that. Shit. You can just bleep it. Yeah, just leave it. They'll have to guess. But just bleep the n-h-h-and see if people. Oh, my gosh. Sure.

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And maybe you order the lobster and what do they give you? When you order the lobster? You don't want to get it because you don't want to get on your nice clothes? Oh, a bib. Yeah. Okay. But like sometimes don't you feel bad for the other people? At seafood restaurants, they're maybe not ordering lobster, but they also don't want to spill in their nice clothes.

You know, if they're ordering a halibet, say, or maybe the cod or maybe the tuna. What would you recommend for a person eating the tuna who didn't want to get anything? Maybe like a bib for tuna? Oh, God. Oh, it was a long walk, but it was really, really worth. It couldn't have been more worth it. Thank you. How did I not see it coming?

Well, it was a long walk. But you know what? It's consistent because I couldn't remember it last week either. He wove around some trees and then he got back on the path. You mean job as assistant? Yeah, job as assistant, Portuna. It was also recommended that if Jeremy and Alan White could play a hut, they were saying like Siddakis doing new job of the hut,

and every time he tries to get Bib Fortuna's attention, he says bib like he said babe and two assholes. Oh, Bib. Bib. Bib. Job was coming. Bibb. Salacious crumb is doing the wig part.

By the way, never has a character's name been more describing that character. Salacious crumb. It's almost like he let the Muppet characters get named by the Muppet people. I'll do Bip Fortuna, you name or whatever you want. They're like, all right, we're going to give him a real fraggle rock name. No worries. Another thing you missed, Your Honor, was I said, because I've been trapped into it by a merry fuck kill question, I said that I would fuck an Ewok right as Lexi walked past.

Yeah. And what do you think her reaction would be? Well, a bunch of people said, based on the fact that, like, she had no reaction, is that maybe she wasn't surprised by this at all. And I think I realize the reason, which is when I get frisky, Andy, this one's for you. Andy? Andy, Bib?

When I get frisky, I do, I do ask for a little yub-nub. Wait, I looked up the spelling of salacious crumb, and the first thing I found was artwork depicting salacious crumb on the red carpet at the Met Gala. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's salacious. It's dope. Oh, that's salacious crumb.

crumb. Yeah. That's a great fucking, I would want that on a wall, honestly. It's at Karencast. I don't know what that is. I hope that they're not racist. Probably much of fascist owls. I said, I stepped on a dick and said,

Daily Planet, when we're talking about Spider-Man, Peter Parker works at the Daily Bugle, Jay Jonah Jameson. Sorry for that, everybody. For a guy who knows a lot about comic books. Superman is at the planet? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, Superman's at the planet.

Wow. And both those publications come out weekly? No, they both tanked. They don't make them anymore. Print is dead, guys. They both shifted to online digital video, digital video. They're like news vlogs now. Yeah, but they have a great spelling app and worlds, kind of like competitive.

It's mostly word game stuff. I also said that Newman died in the Port-a-Potty in Jurassic Park. That's incorrect. He died when the cute little dinosaur spit has it on his face. Yeah, he's in the storm. He's falling all over the place. You look like a nice little one. Yeah, there you go.

I think good, yeah, it's good. This is very, decent Newman. We're really closing in on me wrapping up comments, but Valley's worth mentioning that someone wrote in, been looking forward to the I Just Had Sex episode since the podcast started. Now that we're two shorts away, I'm so excited that I only have to wait eight more weeks.

That's true. Well, we have a lot of cleanup. We also haven't even done the back half of Turtle Neck and Chain yet. No, so let's do that first. Well, let's do Stumble. Rudd's back and it's stumbling. Speaking of shorts that have music issues, so they're hard to find. But I did just Google it for anybody listening here that wants to watch it.

You can find it. If you Google it, somebody has it on Instagram. It comes up right away. And then there's a live from New York Reddit. That's the one we're going to watch when we watch it that I just found. You're trying to get the Instagram person sued, Keeve. Un fucking real. Well, yeah, it's almost like we want people to check it out, but there's no real way to quamp it.

Yeah, you don't have to quump this one, but you can find it just not through normal channels. Maybe that's nice for our listeners not to have the pressure of feeling they're quumping something. You can just watch it for pleasure. Yeah, take a week off from like quamp hunt. Yeah, dump the quump. Dump the quamp.

Oh, by the way, you know, obviously we added a bunch of tags to last week's episode. Yeah. Oh, right. Someone said, what is this? This is turning into the qualtons? Jesus. I wish I hadn't laughed.

I don't know. I mean, we support a lot of great jokes. I think it's good every now and then to show people. We're not just delighted by everything. It's not just blind positivity. Yeah. You're going to have to use a little bit of gohulian craftsmanship if you want. They'll get detailed.

They really forged that shit. That was not. Are you saying that was not a gohoolin one? It was not a gohoolin one. And he's back. Seth, you're on fire today, but like not the way that you should mean. Not with regular words. Yeah.

Yeah. I've also missed said words like talked and had. Okay. So Stumbling, talk us through it. Where do we begin with old stumbling? Correct me if I'm wrong. I believe this was another thing where I had like the first line of it written down in my notes app. What was the line?

Well, in the original nine to five, it's stumble out of bed, right? Is the first line? Yeah. Yes. Let's confirm that I was right all along. I believe she stumbles to the kitchen and pours herself a cup of morning ambition. Cup of ambition. I don't know.

Is it morning? I think it's just... No, you wouldn't say morning. Yeah, you couldn't fit that in them. It's tumble out of bed and I stumbled to the kitchen. Gotcha. And that is something I found out after we had completed the whole short. That's my favorite shoot.

Just like, oh, and we were wrong. And what did she pour herself? Pour myself. Pour myself a cup of ambition, obviously. That I knew. But I think I'd flip-flop them. I thought it was stumble out of bed. and I tumbled to the kitchen.

But it's actually, like, the whole short should have been called tumbling. So it was another just, like, too many times joke of like, what if instead of being the song, 9 to 5, it was just, she just kept stumbling everywhere and all the things she did. Andy, nobody on this pod can correct you if you're wrong because none of us were there at the inception. It's December 11th, 2010, and my wife is pregnant. and due in like a week or two.

In 16 days was the actual due date. And I think she had made a deal with me like, hey, in December when I'm going to be that pregnant, can you not do the show all the time? And I had started not doing the show. So I wasn't there at the beginning of the week. And then I did come in towards the end of the week. If you're having a memory of me on set, I was there.

Is this John Solomon? Yes. I have a voice notes from John Solomon and from Mr. Paul Rudd about it. Fantastic. I have not listened. So were you living in New York City, though, Keeves still? Yes, yes.

Okay, gotcha. So you were, like, flying in. You were just late in the week. No, no. Our first daughter was born in New York City. Oh, this is the first one. And then, you weren't, where were you? You were gone from the show.

In Africa. It was probably in Africa. Like Chappelle. He's saying that, like, it's a joke, but around here is when you went to Kenya? Is this true? Yeah, yeah, I think so. I'll do my own pot about that. It's fine.

Just keep, keep them. Okay, great. It's fine. It's all whole thing. We should actually talk about that one, but you should do the slightest search of your emails to find out when you actually did it. Yeah, that's fair. But, yeah, but Yoram's still off. So you and Solomon did it, and then I'll chime in when I joined if you get to that point.

Well, first off, my apologies, John Solomon. I didn't even fucking remember that this is one we did together. But now that you've said, Akiv, I remember when you came in later, we were having an issue because there was like blank spots in the song, and it was idling, and it felt lame. and you were like, you should add a big stumbling at the end of each section and put a big graphic on the screen. And it did make it have a lot better energy. Was that during editing? During edit, yeah. Interesting.

Good job, Keith. Okay, so that was the idea I had then, that it was me. And it would just, is exactly what you would think. Like, let's try and think of as many, like, weird, funny scenarios that you could be stumbling through. And I knew Rudd would be funny doing the stumbling because his physical comedy is so good. That's where I wanted to, I know not necessarily all your ideas were dependent on who the host was, but this is a perfect person for Stumblin. Correct.

He's so good at doing physical performance that is both sarcastic and grounded at the same time. You know what I mean? Since we were just talking about Wet Hot, his performance in Wet Hot is fucking phenomenal. First of all, him talking about his journal. Don't you mean your journal? All time. Yeah. It's incredible.

But his like flipping his body around. in exactly the way that Andy just described. That petulant moment of putting your, what is it, your forkway? His dishes away in the cafeteria. I said it to him the other day in front of a bunch of people, which is, I think the first time I saw Rudd was in Siderhouse Rules. So I saw him in a drama first. And then when he was in Wet Hot, when I first saw him on screen, I'm like, this dude's not. Because those, I knew a lot of those people from Chicago already as being, and like, you know, from Upright Citizens Brigade on television.

I'm like, what's this dude doing with them? And then by the end of that scene, I'm like, oh. Oh, he's that. He's a comedy icon. It's one of the great introductions to a character I've ever seen. Reminds me a little bit of the introduction to Mary in O'Mary. Yeah. The petulance and physicality of it.

Just throwing yourself against your own petulence. Yeah, it's really, really funny and fun to watch. Had he already been in Stella shorts and stuff by the time Wet Hot came out? I can't remember which came first. I don't think so, only because he just told me the story. He had worked with Zach Orth, who knew those dudes in Romeo and Juliet. And then he, like, went and saw those guys, those state guys do a show. And David Wayne basically went up to him and was like, hey, we're trying to get money for this movie.

Would you be interested in, like, reading a part for it? So I think Wet Hot was his introduction into that world. Amazing. Hell of an intro. I saw Wet Hot American Summer at Sundance when it premiered. God damn. And then we went to Westwood the day it came out and saw it at the one theater it was showing in L.A. Was all of his first off drama?

stuff. Like, he's so fucking funny that it's surprising. Clueless was his first big thing. Yeah, and that was more like... But he was not... Yeah, he was a... And he's not being that funny. He's being, like, charming.

Yeah. Right. I guess he's not the best friend. He's the... Right. But in Clueless, I think we can all agree there's a certain level of... Cahooley and craftsmanship.

Yeah, certainly. Yeah. I knew it wasn't going to be worth it, but... No. They did. You're doing one without. Howell is called Gahoulis? That was a Gahoulin, too.

There's so many more things that need to hit the glossary now. Oh, I know. This might be where he's like, I'm out on the glossary. These do not deserve to be written down. They're enjoying it too much. Gahouilian craftsmanship, when something is made with an attention to detail. Look, just, you know what? Do yourself a favor.

Gohugel the helmet that I looked at. So many moments where I'm like, what is this podcast? No one knows. No one knows and no one cares. No one cares. That's what's so cool about it. It's just free. It's just free.

Oh my God. We just do what we want. Open your mind, quids. All right. So we've got that heart out just bearing down on us. Yeah. Oh, man. Can't wait.

We all can't wait. Well, a little more preamble. It was very exciting when we asked Wigg if she had a Dolly Parton. Because we were like, oh, you know who we should ask his wig? Because we were like, how are you? going to do the song part. So she's singing the whole thing. And then she was like, I don't think so.

And we were like, well, just try. And then she did it. And we were like, of course it's like really good. Yeah. Have we even mentioned that Paul McCartney is the musical guest and will appear in this short? Not yet. I know we've also talked about Paul Rudd's bar in his basement, but he has a awesome cue card of promos. I'm Paul Rudd.

I'm hosting this week with Paul McCartney, which is, yeah. Has that up on his wall, but not the painting from everyone's a critic. Everyone was pretty geeked about Paul McCartney all week. Yeah, I mean, I don't want to get ahead of ourselves, but he came on, it was already so crazy, and then, like, halfway through the week, it became clear he was going to do a day in the life, which he had never performed before,

and it was like the anniversary of John Lennon's passing. So it was this huge deal, and I think probably a lot of people are on the same page as me that that's one of, if not their favorite Beatles songs. So it was so crazy to get to see that. He did that at the end of the episode, yeah. And didn't he do Jet and Band on the Run as well? I think so.

Yeah. It was crazy. What a great show. So you're saying he did Jet, Band on the Run, Day in the Life, and Stumbling? Wow. That's actually a fucking trifecta right there. Technically, yes. He did a tiny harmonica solo, which we'll see you in one second.

He was really into his tiny harmonica at this time. I believe there's lots of... It's so cartoonishly little. You would watch this short thinking it's our bit that we made him do, but it was his bit that he was doing everything. everywhere. Yeah. I know we've established the way that John Solomon talks. I do remember him. I was like, oh my God, McCartney's in it. He's like, yeah, he's going to play his tiny harmonica. And I'm like, oh my God, that's so funny. He's like, nope, it's his. Because I was, I definitely thought it was like. A bit that you guys put. Well, you guys made it into one. You'll see. So, Andy. Yes. Kiva, sir. I got called in. I directed the Paul McCarney segments. Oh, yeah. Because Lauren. Couldn't have somebody like.

So John Solomon, who's a great director in his own right, but had not directed very much at all at the show and was kind of just graduating into taking over directing on certain things. Yeah. And so with Andy there. But is taller than you. Yeah, yeah. And much more manly. But the problem was he was so tall it made harmonica look even smaller. He is a nice looking guy.

I'm not saying you're not. No, he's a very handsome, classic man. Just dad is we talked about him as just dad. And you think Lorne didn't want McCartney to. to spend time with people more handsome than Lauren. That was the main thing. Get him out of that. He's like, Paul Rudd's fine.

You think Akiva's not more handsome than Lorne? I think Lorne might not think that. I think that. Oh, wow. Young Lauren, Maya in his dock, calls out that he's a cutie. So anyways, Lorne did call me and was like, I know you're at home this week, but can you actually come in and do the segment with Paul McCartney with the guys? And you're like, oh, maybe who'd at?

Yeah. Did he do that classic Lauren thing, too, where he was like, Come on, please. Come on, Keith, come on. There's a whole segment in the Lorne Dock that's now on Peacock where everyone's doing their Lorne impression and everyone's just like, oh, come on. Come on.

Do the short I want. And then it goes to like Dana and he does his, come on! And then it goes to Mark McKinney and he's like, oh, come on. Oh, I got a fucking paper cut. No thing. I don't have any money. I'm going to get shut down by the studio. Why did anybody watch the fish tank?

Oh, my God. This popcorn's chewy. Everyone's got a lorn. It's either in too long or not in long enough. I don't know which one, but it's chewy. Everyone does lorn. That's one of the things. Make it again.

What is this fucking Lowry salt? All right. Should I hit it? Yes, please. This is so you're living room stumble up the door and pass my car. I'm going to work and I stumble through the office. Stumble in the gym and a stumbling bar. This is so you, Andy.

Yes. This is full-on Muppet mode. This is Muppet-Tastick. Yeah, we're already almost a minute in, and I can already be like, it's fine. I have a smile on my face. It's never going to take itself to another level. It's just a sort of mood piece. It's a little pleased with itself, but it's also kind of fun.

Yeah. But by the way, fucking shout out Wig again, because holy shit, I thought it was her for a second. If you hadn't said it, I would not have known. Isn't it crazy? It's crazy. It's so good. It's so good. Also, you do feel like somebody who wants to be stumbling at all times.

I feel like it is your natural gays. There's a moment where you guys stumble and make a turn where it actually feels like it's physically difficult for you to stumble and hit that corner of the sidewalk and go another direction. Well, we were giggling about doing that because it was so stupid. On his first lipstick, stumble past a girl with a big ball of fish quick. Stumble past three different kinds of bears. Stumble past the elevator, stumble past the elevator, Stumble past the elevator, stumble past the elevator, stumble down the nasty So three types of bears, I stand by, good joke.

Yep, yep. Little tidbit, and I'm sure Rudd will remember this. First take he did of the whole shoot, since we were already in the building, was Stumble past the elevator. First take, first stumble past the elevator, he sliced his hand open on the like metal siding of the elevator door frame. And he was like, all right, add action. He's like, let's simple, simple. Oh, fuck.

Just like pouring blood down his arm. I remember me and Sullivan being, and by that, I didn't even remember Solomon did it until 10 minutes ago. But I do remember us looking at each other and being like, oh, no. And being like, do you want to bail? Paul and he was like, no, no, of course not, because of course he's not, because he's the best. But I felt so bad immediately, so guilty. The way he gets hurt, though, did you think it was a joke for a second? Because he plays that really.

No, because there was just so much blood. I got to. You can't improv pass the blood. All right. Pass the elevator stumbled down the nasty fly. Great just for this, even if it was just for this. I had forgotten that that's what we did, and it's a different song. That's another reason this is not on the repeats.

Yes. But God. That's great, though. That's great fucking great. Is Berlin the name of the group that sings that? I believe so, yeah. It's the Top Gun song. He's saying what?

Walking in slow motion. Walking in slow motion? Gotcha. That's why they're walking. Which is the first line of Take My Breath Away, which is the song in Top Gun where they're silhouetted, but you can see their tongues. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't walk, though, famously in that.

So it was nice to actually put, you know, the lyrics. It's really funny and cool that he did that. And it's really great that it then goes to Tiny Harmonica. This is, again, a whole, this is shot of adrenaline right as you need this. But also, it's not walking in slow motion. It's not? No. It's watching every motion.

Oh, is it? What? Yeah, but that's fine. Did you think it was walking in slow motion? Akiva. Yes. Yeah, there's a lot of misfires. That's how little due diligence was going down here.

Yeah, didn't even bother listening to the song once. You have to remember, this is 2010. You couldn't go-hugel stuff. You couldn't just gohugel willy-nilly. Yeah, you could. There's also a whole research department at SNL would have pulled it up for you. Yeah, then you got to send them out. I didn't have time for that.

You guys had left, you know? This is what fucking art is, dude. Yeah. That's how art becomes art. Anyway, that made me laugh, seeing that again. I'm going to watch him again. He's in like a kind of a pirate shirt. Also, enjoying B and Paul, Paul Red,

both doing the smile without the eyes face while walking in slow motion. It's a silky pirate shirt. It's also just nice hearing Paul McCarney sing. He sounds like Paul McCarney. Yeah, he's good. Yeah, he's all right. That might just be his wardrobe. Oh, no, you're wearing it too.

Yeah. in slowball Look at her own's face. Tiny harmonica solo. Wait, when you said that might just be his wardrobe, I thought you meant like he just brought that set. Well, I meant like maybe his people... Those are just his clothes.

For a second, it looks kind of cool. So I thought, oh, maybe that's like what the vibe of him at this moment in 2010 was. I don't know. Oh, you did mean that. Okay, great. Yeah. No, I did.

Like, it's possible that that's what he was wearing for the show. But then it matches what we're wearing is the... Yeah, and I was like, man. Intention. Yeah, here we go. You think he was like, you turned my tiny harmonica into a joke, you motherfuckers. It was serious. No, I think he was just psyched to be doing it.

Yeah, he was. It was delightful. Okay, really look at red on this one. I mean, look how happy he is to do it. I got his ass. It's just, it's such a bummer. And then presents the tiny harmonica at the end. It's really something.

He knows it's funny. Yeah, that's great. was happy that it was getting its moment. I do wish that Whig had come in for that last note. Great call. Would have been good. Also, we had a different shot plan

for every single one of those last setups and we just did not have the time. Right. So you put them all in a hallway. So it ended up being like, we'll just do them all in a oneer. And that's why there's little moments of idling that I don't love.

Yeah. A hobo acting regal. That's what that line is? Yeah. Yeah. Just like normal shit. Yeah. Just like top notch stuff. It is funny like when you realize like it doesn't really matter what you're shooting. Like the stakes are the highest. And so like when you look back and you're like, oh my God, like Rudgashed his hand and Kiev had to be called back into the building even though his wife was so got to get a birth. And it's like, what for? The stumbling. We're a tiny harmonica solo. Yeah.

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Rewatched and stumbling just now. My main takeaway is the moment it cuts to McCartney singing and walking in slow motion is great. Yeah, yeah. That's my main thing. Let's see what John Solomon has to say. Quick memory. of stumbling are that it was a 24-hour shoot. I remember seeing crew members curled up in balls

at the top of this stairwell where we were finishing shooting Saturday morning, including Jody from the hair department, who we all love, who was somehow still in good spirits, but it was a marathon shoot, definitely the craziest shoot that I have participated in at S&L. Paul Rudd gashed his hand open, running in or out of the elevator on the eighth floor. He kept doing takes and trying to hide it, kind of. And then at some point, I think I said to him, what's going on with your hand? And he kind of mumbled that he nicked it and then showed it to me and there was blood cushing out of it.

And it needed to be bandaged. But he just wanted to, he didn't want to trouble anyone with it, which was, you know, testament to his love of S&L. Professional. And then the other thing. was Lauren said, oh, you're going to be filming with Paul McCartney. Can you go say hello to him when he gets here and introduce yourself? And I had never met Paul McCartney, obviously.

And I remember walking down to the dressing room on the eighth floor where the musical guests are usually. And seeing his vegan food kind of laid out in the hallway and then poking my head into the dressing room, he had his back to me. And he turned around and he extended his hand. and he said, cashew. And he had a little tub of cashews. And I said, yeah, I'll take a cashew. I ate cashews with him. And he was very nice and super fun on the shoot.

And it was crazy. That was a good note. Thanks, John. Thank you, John. The main thing he reminded me of was yes. And it speaks to exactly what you were just saying, Seth, about the stakes feeling so high. We shot for like 24 hours straight to get it done. I'm just spinning out because when McCartney said cashew to me, I said Gazuntite.

I knew it was. It's getting, yeah. The only surprising thing is that Solomon didn't say it already in his voice. Yeah, it's getting worse. It would have been so great to be like, no, I'm allergic. Like there's so many different things you can be a bummer to say that. Oh, it's like, do you have any ham? Very fun.

Do you think, though, that like when then Solomon got back? To Lauren's office, he's like, McCarty doesn't care for you. I have to call Akiva. Well, we just had cashews. He probably thought he was too handsome. He was like, I don't trust this guy. Did you take a fucking cashew?

You're supposed to say no. No, they're fucking his cashew. That's his fucking test. Do you know how much that fucking cashews cost? Akiva never would have taken the cashew. Perfect, Lawrence again. A fucking hundred dollar cashew, you dumb piece of shit. But you raised in a fucking barn.

Oh, I suppose you were going to. the handsome school when you were supposed to be learning about cashews. Oh, cash shoes for everybody. Oh, hey, one of the Beatles is giving out cashews. All right, call Akiva. All right, let's hear from Rudd. I'm very excited and hopeful that we're going to hear the Rudd take on his gashed hand.

Yes, here we go. Or is he such a pro that he's just going to not even tell us. I remember shooting this so clearly because it was the most surreal thing. And what was surreal about it was it just kept getting more and more odd and incredible. Obviously, filming this with Paul McCartney as we're dancing around him and sat in shirts and clapping. But we had to kind of that whole section took a while. And I just remember Paul telling us all these great stories about John and the Beatles and filming Hard Days Night. And it was absolutely amazing.

And then not that later in the day, going in to listen to him record Berlin in a sound booth. And Keeve, I remember you were sitting behind a kind of a mixing board and giving him direction on how to sing the Berlin song. And while he was doing it, you look back at me and we both kind of wordlessly acknowledged how freaking bonkers that was. And yeah, it was an amazing, amazing experience. And that didn't happen in a parallel universe. That actually happened in real life. Oh, my gosh. He didn't mention the finger.

What a pro. He didn't mention the finger. He's just like, that's not what it was about. He just remembers the positive. Yeah, he really. I mean, again, you're like, how does Paul Rudd stay so young? Because he fucking only remembers the positive. That's right.

Let that be a lesson to you, Quades. That guy's not holding any negative energy. I do remember right when I met McCartney that he was just like, don't be afraid, like, I want direction. I want you to tell me exactly what to do. I think he walks into rooms and people are on eggshells with him because he's who he is. And he was like, basically tried to tell me, don't be on eggshells, just boss me around, like, treat me like all these guys.

Not because I had done something else, but he had just learned to be like, dude, because I'll be flailing out there and I'll look worse. Like, tell me when I'm doing it wrong. Just give me tons of direction. and shout it out. And so I think that's the reason I was like able to just immediately be telling him something about Berlin.

I have no clue what it would be. Right. If you're allergic to cashews, fucking tell me. Like, don't go to the hospital. Exactly. Exactly. He said that to you.

And then Solomon was like, and maybe try and he was like, no, not you. You failed. You failed. You're a failure. No joke on a nut. He was doing those small shows in New York, McCartney.

I think right before the 50th, Do you know what I'm talking about? Like a 500-seat venue. Comedy seller? Oh. Yeah, he was just going to for set. He was working on his Kevin Hart Roast material. But I was asking, I asked him about it, and he was just talking about how much he loves being somewhere small, like how hard it is.

And just how the banter is super fun. And like, when a string breaks on your guitar, it's super fun. Because it's like, everybody there is like, oh, my God, we're, hey, we're watching him, like, place as string. You know what I mean? It's not a failure. It's just like an incredible person to... It turns into a hangout as opposed to like that you're just having to put on a show.

Yeah. I like him using it as a transition to talk about like, oh, I love small places and then slowly bringing the harmonica. Yeah. The smaller the venue, the bigger this harmonica. You know how small things are... Like a little hot wheel. This is my call.

You're like, wait a minute First time I ever spoke to him I said hi to him and he said Are there any good skits this week? And I was just like, Oh, I know the sketches. Lauren prefers skaters. Take the cashew out of your mouth, idiot.

It's called the sketch. Oh, Akiva. You can also call them a scene. Take the cashews out of your ears. Or a piece, right? A piece. Oh, that's a good piece. That's a good scene.

Yeah, peace is really, that's the good stuff. and that's the good stuff. So stumbling was a piece. Stumbling, maybe. I don't know if we have a bucket for where Stumbling goes. I enjoy it fine.

It's a nice little thing. I don't think it's Criterion. I don't think it's Kim's video. No. No, but the McCartney moment when it goes from one to the other and he starts singing is... I'll say this.

If you were making like a montage of all moments that were cool from them, I would definitely nominate the McCartney moment. Yeah. Yeah, walking in slow motion and you guys walking in slow motion is right up there.

And I also want to say in a real, because I do think a good message is how hard this shit is. Because you have Paul McCartney, genuinely great moment. You have Whig doing an insanely great Dali Parton. You and Rudder great the whole time.

And just something just doesn't quite click together. It's just, it's nice and short. Yeah. It's nice and short. It's fun. It's a fun one. Here's what it's lacking. Hard laughs.

Yeah. But sometimes you got to just make something because it's, you know, you don't go on because you're ready. Wait, do it in your Lorne voice. We don't go on because you're ready. It's like I'm there. Come on, guys.

Just do it. It's 1130 already. Is this fucking jiffy pop? Oh my God. This popcorn tastes like daffy. It's so chewy. So, hey, look at that. This was felt like a real episode.

We didn't talk about any of the red stuff, but you got a heart out, right, Andy? Well, let's take. five minutes to talk about the rest of the show, and obviously I got to hit up my man, Jack Black. Oh, well, let's just do that part, because I don't want to rush through stuff. Yeah, there's some good first shorts in this. I'm looking at the rundown. Yeah, so let's put a pin in that because, you know, just had sex as our next short. We've got to put a little air in this thing.

Andy, how did you do on the Spelling Bee today? Hit a Jack Black. Spelling Bee. Spelling Bee. Seth, I intentionally didn't text you because I was. wanted this moment to have tension. Yeah. And the answer is, I quibbied clean pangram first.

Be it! Oh, shit. And I also confirmed with you via WhatsApp that you had to use Hintz. And that's what makes it so much sweeter, you guys. Is the panagram? What is the panagram? The panagram? He uses all the letters.

Oh, yeah. We talked about this a while ago. I know because I got solid today. All right. I was, by the way, no drama for me, Andy, when I finished with hints. I would have bet the house that it was going to be a clean bee for you. That's right. It was only a 20-word day, so I was feeling real confident. But nothing, no crazy deep cuts or anything.

What, but? I did quibby clean at least two or three times this week. Yeah. So I had a good week. Thanks for asking everybody. That's great, Andy. Congrats. One more, I want to give one more shout-out to my brother-in-law's documentary,

Rafa, four episodes on Netflix. I went to a screening in New York City this week that Rafa was at, and Andy Roddick interviewed Raffa and Zach Heinzling, the director. And Andy Roddick has a tennis podcast right now and is really good. He's just a really good interviewer. He's really funny. And as a former S&L host, I'm just glad to see that man thriving. Oh, wait.

There's one thing I did want to mention is that the truck, the van, the K truck, has made his way to New York. and I did get to drive it around with my man, Andy. I rode in it, y'all, and it did not disappoint. It's even stupider in person. It can't disappoint because it's built to disappoint. I feel like Andy we should put in, because we drove around Manhattan, and we hit one of the cobblestone streets,

and it does not have good shocks. Yeah. And there's a very funny video. We went to dinner with our friends, Josh and Paul, which was a delightful time. We went to Via Corota. Shout out via Corota. Thanks for making great food.

Shout out the Bay. Paid full price, so I don't know why I'm like, they didn't bring us anything free or anything. I just, it was excellent. It's highly rated for a reason. Yeah.

Kind of frankly thought maybe we'd get like one dessert on gratis, but no, that's fine. We get it. You guys are ballers. New York City, baby. And then after dinner, we all hopped into Yorm's death man.

Thank you ride. Fucking Dinksville. I bet when they saw you what your ride was, Andy, they were like, oh, we should have given him a dessert. Because he going to die. Hey, speaking of what I found out, Andy, after the fact was that apparently my insurance hadn't gone through yet. It's cool now.

Oh, man. Nice moves. But this is what I'll say, Seth. Anakiva, you're here. Barely. Are you? Say something. Barely. Okay, so he's here.

Yorm has a nice little Bluetooth speaker in the van because there's no, like, real usable sound system. It's like a cassette player. This cassette, yeah, 1996. And so we were rolling around the West Village on a Saturday night. Like, you can barely move gridlock traffic in this wrapped Japanese van with dragons all over it, blasting dance hall. And every single block we went down, people were, like, laughing and pointing and smiling. And I was like, this is bringing so much happiness right now.

It was like, like, when we walked up to it to get into it, people are walking by going like, oh, shit. It's like, everyone was so delighted by it. I was like, okay, I get it. This is like yoram in a car. It really is. Yes, it's like a little clown car. It's like, ill-conceived and delightful and, like, defies all the rules. It's not safe, but it's just great.

Would you say it's like the tiny harmonica of cars? I would definitely say it's the tiny harmonica of cars. It also made me so happy because, Andy, I don't know how you worded it, but you were like, it's so great that we're such good friends, but that we're the opposite. We make the opposite choice in every single. moment in life. Yeah. And yet we're like very dear friends.

It's a beautiful thing. It is like if a witch turned Yoram into a car, this would be exactly. Oh, 100% percent. That's a good movie premise. Only if that happens, Seth, I wouldn't want to be turned back. Yeah. And the whole movie is friends being like, we're gonna get you back. And you're like, yeah, I'm good.

I'm good. Meam, me, me, me, me, me. I was gonna do the same joke, Seth, same joke. Meep, me, joke. First day that I was driving it in Brooklyn, these cop pull up next to me. My son's in the passenger seat. And I was like, uh-oh. And they lean out the window. There's four cops. There's two in the back, two in the front. And they lean out the one in there and they're like, yo, that shit is tied. You're like, I wish we could trade cars.

That's what I'm saying. There's something magical about it. Wait, Yorm, do we arrive on a name for the car in our friends that we all went to high school together thread? We were pitching car name ideas for it. Well, I'd love to open that up to the quades. I mean, it does have a personalized license plate on it, but I feel like it could use an additional nickname. So anybody who has any names based on seeing pictures of it, please. The one you guys liked the most on that thread, I think by the end was Dragonfly, which is pretty good.

The Dragonfly, yeah, our friend Toby pitched, which is very funny. It was good, yeah. Very accurate. I mean, is the Dragon part of the D-War? Oh, is it Dragon War? Yeah, the Dremamine Wars. Yeah, it is, because the shocks are not good. Noah Dashers had puffed the mini-wagon.

It's pretty good. Gabe said, Dwagon, pronounced like a little kid who hasn't perfected as a D-Wagon. Oh, D-Wagon. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty odd.

It's the D-Wagon, but you pronounce it D-Wagon. Paul said, House Targaravan. These are really good. Targaryen. Dragon Stahl D. Dragon Pox. Try to top those, guys. Yeah.

All right. Well, we'll talk about this episode more later. Is that right? Yep, that's right. And I love you guys very much. I went past my heart out. That's how much I love you. Oh, thanks, Andy.

Also, we were just cooking. There's no doubt about it we were cooking today. Aria weed dragon? Ria what wagon? Weed dragon. Wee. Like small. It doesn't.

It doesn't bad. Ario weed. But it sounds too much like weed, though. Yeah, that's true. Like a weed beat. It's bad. It's bad. Forget that one.

Don't vote on that one. Don't vote on that one. Don't vote on that one if you voted on that one. All right. Love you guys. Love you. All of you. Later, Arnold.

Later Quades. Later, Ghostface. Later Quades. Later Quaido. Later Quades. Oh, and Jack, it's an honor. Be seeing you.