The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast - Talkin’ Ads/Turtleneck & Chain Part 1
Episode Date: February 11, 2026On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast the guys accidentally do a bunch of ads in honor of the Super Bowl. But really, we’re starting a series on the 2011 album Turtleneck & Ch...ain. We’re going to go song by song and discuss each one! Starting with the announcement video released on April 1st 2011, We’re Back! Also, Jorm isn’t here today. Full transparency we didn’t know we were going to do this today and sort of figured it out halfway through so there is a lot of talk about brands including Rökk Vodka and Klondike Bar before we get into the song. Plus as always, some thoughts on your thoughts on last week’s episode. And, how many pushups do you think Seth can do? You’ll find out! Listen to Turtleneck & Chain | https://spti.fi/hans Hellmann's 2026 Big Game Longform | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaejIbCmqEk James Acaster Wants to Rig American Elections with Escape Rooms | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcdVvgxAQCk We’re Back | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N24fVEJyQKM Rökk Vodka ""Dream” | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE6kgNC9EM8 Klondike Bar Andy Talking to a Klondike Bar | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP-ppWuKZR0 Klondike Bar Staring Contest | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLSDyIGTe90 Good Chop Go to https://GOODCHOP.com/podcast and use code 50island to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order. Bombas Head over to https://Bombas.com/island and use code island for 20% off your first purchase Article Thanks to Article for sponsoring this podcast! Article is offering our listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more. To claim, visit https://www.article.com/discount/island and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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The Lonely Island and Seth Myers podcast show.
Hey, everybody.
Welcome to the Seth Myers and Lonely Island podcast.
And man, oh man, we're coming in hot today.
Andy, I just want to say something.
First of all, your arm's not here.
Yeah.
Andy?
Yeah.
The last episode, you, unbeknownst to the rest of us, host, recorded a Queen Bee update.
That's right.
What?
So I didn't listen to the final one.
There's an Andy interruption?
Yeah, Andy jumps in, interrupts my...
When did it come in just in the middle of the...
Like in the middle of my wrap-up.
And then it ends with him saying, suck it, Seth.
Yeah.
And then it comes back to me saying,
Hey, bud, Andy, I hope you feel better.
It's like a real...
That's right.
It really makes you seem like a piece of shit.
I feel like fine.
If you want to call me a piece of shit for that, fine.
But in my world, there's two different realities.
Okay.
One is real life where you value your...
your friends and your loved ones, and you care for them, and you take the time to express that.
And then the highly competitive world of spelling being.
Where you take no prisoners, you slit throats, and you fucking go for broke.
Well, don't let us forget to close this one, you know, with asking.
Wait.
Andy, do you know what story is in the news that, like, multiple people have reached out to me on social media being like, oh, my God, I hope Andy's going to be on the show?
No, what?
Have you heard about Crotchgate?
No, what's Crotch.
ski jumping has been pushed into the spotlight after a whistleblower uncovered a cheating scandal that involves of all thing crotch manipulation so it turns out i guess there's something about the suits all right here we go the norwegians it's of course the norwegians fucking norwegian they found rules violations that initially went unnoticed during the competition stiffer non-elastic thread had been sewn into the suits to pull down the crotch area during flight increasing the surface area and creating
more aerodynamic lift in a sport
where inches can be the difference
between meddling and missing the podium. So they're tucking.
It seems like they're tucking.
Yeah. But it does seem like, I mean, I think
like we've established on our show that when there's
sort of a Wang-related Olympic news,
you're kind of our go-to source.
Kind of.
I'm shocked that's not legal. You wear
a suit to be more aerodynamic,
and why wouldn't it be reinforced
to push things down and make it slicker in that area for the
air to go by? Why not? They're regulating the
kind of thread that your suit can use?
A lot of stuff. It seems like a lot of the
Scandinavian countries are behind all of this.
Vermeulen, this is a previous scandal, later
described ski jumpers putting modeling clay
in their underwear to lower their crotch
to floor measurement by five centimeters.
Again, I can't even picture what that
looks like. I need picks, right?
Definitely.
Or it didn't happen.
Anyway.
Seth, you look ridiculous.
Will you smile for the camera and I'll take
picture that we can share.
And got it.
Thank you so much.
Yeah.
I do look ridiculous.
I was saying that I think I messed up my headphones a little bit.
So when I wear the hat over the headphones, it keeps it in place better.
Ah.
And I hear everything you guys are telling me.
He's wearing a beanie on top of headphones, big headphones, over ear headphones.
And in a pinch for Halloween, you can go as Parappa the Rapa.
Did he have a loose beanie or did he have a backwards baseball hat?
I can't remember.
I think you might be right.
I can't remember.
I have an incredible bit of information for you guys.
Courtesy of a writer on my show named Matt Goldich.
Listening to the discussion of 56th and Lennox,
one thing that immediately registered with me as a Harlem resident
is that Lennox Avenue is one of the main streets up here
and that local residents often drop the one off the names of numbered streets.
For instance, 118th Street would be known colloquially as 18th,
but since 156th Street and Lennox Boulevard don't intersect,
I was willing to give the benefit of the doubt that it was a brookyton.
Brooklyn reference. However, knowing that it came from Alicia Keys,
and she spent must of her childhood in Harlem, I am fairly confidence that the 39th in Lennox
is 139th. I refer to 1309th. 139th. That makes more sense. Where there was once a famous
soul food restaurant. This is the shit I like. Yes. And then somebody else wrote in,
Alicia Keys is referencing the Pan Pan Restaurant, a now-closed legendary soul food diner that was
on the corner of a hundred and thirty-fifth in Lennox, aka Malcolm X Boulevard in Harlem.
But is it where they shot the video?
Great question.
Yeah.
I'm sure there's an answer.
Just an update on Paul Rapa the Rapa.
He looks exactly like Seth.
If you check the chat right now.
Not only is he wearing it over his black ears that look like your headphones,
but it's orange with a little square.
It's the same.
Side by side it.
Let's side by side it on our IG stories.
Hit us in the titus.
you be the judge.
Oh, the last thing I'll say is Matt Goldidge said,
I know I don't seem like the kind of guy
who'd be an expert in Harlem geography,
but I've attached a photo of myself for reference,
and the photo was a picture of Brian Tucker,
which made me laugh at her.
I like that sometimes people who watch this,
watch your shorts when they were kids
are now in like, you know, the workforce.
Right.
And some of them are in finance.
Oh, I'm sorry, real quick.
Ash has something genuine to say real quick to Andy.
Okay.
And Akiva worked on it too.
I liked your commercial.
Dad showed it to me.
Oh, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
All right, thanks, guys.
You know, Lauren often said a good Super Bowl commercials worth as much as a movie.
Did he say that?
When we used to work there, you'd talk about how it can be a bigger deal than a movie.
But I think that was back when there weren't 100 of them and they weren't on the Internet.
Like two weeks before they aired?
Yeah, so that it felt like an event when it happened.
Right.
Interesting.
And now my hat's off.
Look like a dork.
I actually was just thinking you look like a dork, yeah.
Hey, Andy, I do want to reference some shade that was thrown your way by a listener.
Oh, man, not again.
Said, man, Samberg won't even deign to read a podcast ad, but when Helmonds comes calling.
Yeah.
That's because he loves Mayo so much.
You get paid in Mayo.
That's the difference.
I mean, if the podcast ads want to play Big Bank, Take Little Bank with Helmonds.
If Fiore wants to throw in some mayonnaise on the side.
It's a great commercial. Did you direct it, Keith?
No, no, no. Okay. I barely worked on it. I just helped Andy record the song a little bit.
Along with Mike Diva's brother, David.
Yeah, Dave Dahlquist. It was directed by a director named Tom Kuntz, who's awesome and has done a lot of really rad commercials and music videos and stuff.
It's awesome.
I kept Andy company on set for the first half of the day.
He did keep me company. It canters.
ate a couple snacks.
It's very, very funny to me.
that all these years after first met you,
you're still doing like sandwich-based comedy.
It felt like Kismet when the offer came in
because I do love a sandwich.
You love a sandwich.
You love sandwich as a like a comedy construct.
It makes me smile.
The premise and sound of the word sandwich,
all of it is just like, yeah, sandwiches, they're fun.
And, you know, we all had our fluffer-nutter phase
when we were kids, obviously.
Of course, obbs.
somebody just wrote in
and again, I like anytime
there's a collection of words
that have never been uttered before
as we live in this AI future
where the computers can come up with anything,
I bet they'd never come up
with two burrito-brained to bone patrol.
That was somebody's standalone.
That's the way we beat the machines.
Speaking of that,
what was, do you know what the Winter Soldier
activation word in this week's spelling me, Andy?
Turns up a lot.
In this week's or today's?
Yeah, this week.
weeks there was a word where even when I punched it and I'm like oh we're getting winter
soldiered oh no I'm blanking Mondo oh Mondo Bonds damn it they're after us somebody said this about
great day this sketch came out when I was in college and was having the occasional cocaine weekend
and I would definitely put this on while cutting lines memories I'm like oh don't do drugs but I love
that it is like somebody completely missing the point of me
It's also like the tempo changes and crazy singing.
It's not like a good time party anthem, like musically.
No.
It's like, you know, watching Mad Men, you want to drink even though you see it tearing their lives apart.
It's true.
That's true.
Saying it's like a pro-cocaine song is a little bit like Ronald Reagan using porn in the USA.
I'm with you on that.
By the way, the one that me and Keith like drinking to the most, you guessed it, Mank.
The movie Mank?
He's like drinking himself to death.
Jeff. He and Keith were texting each other watching Mank be like,
being like, I'd pour myself a big whiskey on this one.
Something about this MEC is really,
we want to have a couple sippies.
I mean, it is the truest thing in the world.
I mean, I will say,
leaving Las Vegas doesn't want to make me have a drink.
No.
But I agree.
Like Mank, where somebody is still being charming
and everybody's like, you're drinking yourself to death, Mank.
You're like, he's fine.
Watching somebody with like a shopping cart at a Ralph's put a handle of the cheapest vodka
in, it doesn't, like,
Like, it doesn't ring the same as watching, like, Deadwood and having them go into the bar and poor whiskeys.
Yeah, brown liquor over ice, I'm just like, yeah, no, they're fine.
Yeah.
Deadwood also came up because, you know, we have, we've had Oliphant on the pod.
We've talked about, obviously, Ian McShane and Hot Rod.
And someone was saying they're watching, they're re-watching Deadwood.
It's very funny to see it through the lens of the lonely island.
Of us watching it and loving it.
Well, we all loved it.
No, of just knowing that that's Rod Kimball's dad.
Oh, I see.
Everybody, I mean, that was a big show for us, I think.
Oh, yeah.
As, like, also that show is super funny.
So funny.
The funny parts.
I mean, the writing is so good.
Yeah.
I saw Yoram's movie.
It's very good and very fun, and he's good in it.
Mr. Oliphon.
Oh, I was saying some people going to a different before my children interrupted.
Here's how you know people have grown up, and some of them have gone from Lonely Island fans into finance.
Someone said about Great Day, I probably watch this digital short once every fiscal quarter.
That sounds responsible.
It does sound responsible.
Crossplay thoughts.
Andy,
have you done crossplay with anybody?
It's a New York Times game?
No.
I'm not taking the bait on that.
I see it.
I always see it on there,
but it's not just scrabble
words with friends from afar type thing?
I clicked on it once
to see what it was,
because I'm always curious.
And then it took me to like a website
to sign in for stuff.
And I was like,
bye.
Yeah.
I got enough on my plate.
Hey,
I forgot to go and look at this,
but a couple of people said,
asked, I should say, why was a certain person on your fridge in Great Day? Do you remember what, there's one football
player in your fridge? Is there? Yeah. Like a, like a newspaper clipping or something? It's a photo of,
a bunch of people said it was Ryan Leaf, the first round bust of the Chargers? Yeah. I have no
memory of that, and I'm sure it was set, set folks did it, or properties. It is kind of an interesting little
detail about Dennis that he's also
like holding out hope that Ryan Leaf. Yeah,
it's Ryan Leaf. Unbelievable. I'm just looking
at it now. He's just a big leaf head.
But what kind of, what context is
the photo on the fridge? Like it was a
newspaper clipping that someone hung up? It's like an action photo.
It just kind of looks like
he cut it out of Sports Illustrated.
I was like, dude, this is cool.
Yeah, it was him.
We decided, are we doing a listener
episode or do you guys want to talk about that summer?
So yeah, on the text thread today
when we realized Yorm couldn't make it. So it's so it's
the summer. So we forgot last week, we should have said,
great day was the season finale. Yeah,
great season finale. I think we knew because
you were doing your sort of ode
to May. Yes.
Well, sure. I can
smell the lotus blossoms
on Cherry Lane. And we had
talked about that the writer's party was that week,
which if people have paid attention
to the writer's party's always on the Thursday
of the last show. Do they still do that
tradition right now? Yeah, I think they do. Just would keep it
alive. It is crazy to like just put
that out there because now everyone knows.
if you want to rob the writer's offices,
it's the last Thursday, the last show.
They leave the interns there as security.
And the writer's party used to be
in the writer's room, and then there was
an incident my first year where it got so
trashed that they had to off-site it.
Oh, yeah. I had heard only rumor
of that. Anyway, so we were
texting earlier, and when we realized
that Yorm couldn't make it, but we
still wanted to do one today because the three of us
could, but it is, so it's the summer
where McGruber comes out,
where we go back to the house,
in Encino where we did Incredibat to start on what would become Turtleneck and Chain.
And we should cover all that stuff.
And it's very, it's, Yorm's very involved with all of it.
But, you know, it feels like another Q&A is not quite right.
So why don't we?
I have some questions about that summer then because part of it I was not present for it.
So first question is, what were the commercials you guys were talking about?
Was that that summer that you were sending those out for?
Yeah, the ones that I put in the text chain today.
Yeah.
So the first one we did was that Klondike,
ice cream bar, ask us if we would make some web shorts for them. And me and you are more so,
we're like, yeah, I think we can squeeze those into the corners of the summer and just figure
out some little clips. But the real thing that sealed the deal was that they said they'd give us
a lifetime supply of Klondag bars of every variety. That's right. We were like, lifetime?
That's a big deal. And by the way, they're in breach of contract.
decades right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Haven't seen a Klondike in a long time.
Wait, when did they actively turn the tap off?
I feel like there was at one point where it was like we tried to get them and there was like
none of the contacts even still worked through our management.
Yeah.
But we, I think, kept asking for them way more than they ever thought somebody would.
Do you remember the fridge?
Well, this is what I was going to say.
We stayed in this like crazy McMansion in the valley in L.A.
Same one.
And it had a second fridge.
in the kitchen, which we filled with only Klondike bars.
It was the Klondike freezer for the whole summer.
All different flavors.
Did you ever need to re-up your Klondikes from the first filling?
Yeah, well, do you remember, Seth?
I mean, I think you would have said it if you did,
but the 17th floor had Klondike's for the next couple years.
Yeah.
The fridge where the interns all sat.
Yes, it was full of Klondikes.
But it was funny.
Like, anyone who came to visit us at that,
house that summer we'd be like, hey, can I get you a drink, Klondike? It was like in a Dre and Snoop
video when they opened the fridge and it's all 40s and like the dry ice kind of pours out over the
40s and it's like, damn, this is crazy, but it's all... The whole fridge was a freezer? No, it's just a
huge, one of those huge sub-zero fridges where the freezer is sizable and was just
Kalendik's very well organized. So it felt really just flexing. Like, grab as many as you like.
And did you, I would assume you also got some money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We didn't just do it.
Generally, you know, they didn't throw in any mayo, so I'm shocked we did it at all.
But there was a cash.
Hey, Keith, I'm off the clock, brother.
Yeah.
Were you mad when you realized that you weren't getting anymore Klondyx or did you kind of always assume that it was not?
We had done it for enough years that, like, even our manager was like, really?
You're going to ask them again?
We're like, they said lifetime.
I remember being both, Seth, is the truth.
Like we were definitely a little burnt on Klondike bars, but also we were like, they said Lifetime.
Yeah.
Even if we had just given them all away, they should have said five years.
The fact that they said Lifetime is so crazy.
One of my favorite, so I don't remember a lot of jokes from improv scenes over the course of my life,
but I remember Ian Roberts once doing a scene with Matt Walsh at UCB, where Ian's character was not comfortable agreeing that they could use his like.
in perpetuity.
And he goes, just, and that was in the contract.
He's like, just say a, just say a million years.
And they were like, well, that's what, they go, you'll be dead.
So like, you're just saying, going to be in.
He's like, I'm not comfortable that it's in perpetuity.
But he was okay with a million years.
He goes, put, put a two million years.
But like, that's, I feel like, Klondike people had a chance exactly to say five.
They could have said it.
Yeah.
Don't say lifetime.
I mean, technically, we could dig up that contract right now and go to Klandi
and say, hey, like, let's get a shipment.
over and they contractually have to give it to us.
Would be an awesome.
I actually am curious if that's true.
We should look that up for next week.
We will definitely be able to find that, I think, that contract because we have the same
lawyers we've had this whole time.
It should be in a file somewhere.
If it's legit, Keeve, I mean, it would be nice to have some Klondikes at the office,
you know, offer to our guests.
The amount we've already talked about it is worth whatever that shipment.
Yeah, no, they're like.
They've already earned.
We've already earned that shipment 10 times over.
But is it like a small shipment or is it a shipment, or is it a shipment with one
every flavor.
You know what I mean?
One must wonder.
If your lawyers listen to this pod, I don't know if they do or not.
Right now, they're like, fuck.
That's true.
Oh, this is coming up again.
Fuck.
There goes the weekend.
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I'm doing just fine. Thank you.
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That would be very, very fun.
I feel like my kids would love your kids.
Yours are a little older too.
Yeah, but they like babysitting and they like hanging out with younger kids and showing them stuff and doing things.
Yeah.
They'd have a blast.
They got good vibes.
One of your kids does magic tricks.
I feel like that would be a real hit.
Yeah, they are into all the stuff little kids are into.
They would have a blast.
But, you know, what I'd like to say is, I don't want to do it at a hotel.
You know what I mean?
No, no.
We need the full experience.
experience. We need a pool in the backyard. Yeah, we need a table that's big enough for us to throw out a big old jigsaw table. You know what I mean? I love a puzzle. A jigsaw table that would, you know what? Are we onto something? A table you have to put together for us. Three-D puzzles are pretty cool and one that at the end of it, you can eat dinner off of? Yeah. Well, look, Airbnb is a fantastic platform. I love staying in welcoming homes that I book on Airbnb. They're offers more privacy, more space, better locations. Also, check out the guest favorites, which are the most loved homes on Airbnb. That's where I like to stay. They're the highest rated homes. And,
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Not bad. Not bad to have all that off.
What's the destination you're thinking?
I think we should go.
Cambodia.
No, go ahead.
No, I think that was Cambodia.
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Okay, that was one ad.
That was one of ads.
The other one that I sent you that I think we should watch some of these together because I did not hit play on any.
I just went and sourced them was, it's just, again, Yorm was very, the Klondike is like 75% Yorm's, Yorm.
I mean, it's all like sloth's vibes.
Or I'd say creatively, it's all him and then it's me helping him.
And then the rock vodka's all of us.
And that was Diageo, which is like the largest liquor company in the world that owns half of, you know,
everything from Johnny Walker to, I don't know, kettle one or whatever.
And they came to us and this was at the height of like the beginning of celebrities endorsing liquor brands.
It's not like now where everybody has one.
But they came to us, Diageo, this huge liquor brand being like, hey, would you guys want?
We have this new vodka we're going to launch that's like at the level of like Sky Vodka.
It's like a Swedish vodka like that.
And would you guys want to be the, like, creative directors of the brand?
And now I feel like nobody thinks about that type of thing is selling out or being whack.
But it was still long enough ago that we had our, you know, we're not technically Gen X,
but the Gen X ethos of like, you don't do that shit.
But we were right on the edge of it and we could tell that there was something so funny that we would have our own liquor when we're making also fake pop albums slash rap albums.
So at first we immediately bristle like, no, no, no, we're not doing stuff like that.
And then we were like, this might be a real opportunity to kind of combine the fake characters of these guys that we are when we're doing our albums.
Because if we weren't working on the album, we wouldn't have done it.
But we were just starting on the album and we were like, oh, this could make a lot of sense.
So we ended up doing some very polished ads and we were able to even use some of the money from the shoot where we're like,
They had Lamborghinis and stuff in front of a mansion to also be like, we're straight up with them.
We weren't sneaking.
We were like, hey, since we're going to have a camera crew and all this cool stuff, can we also
just shoot some like a few takes for a music video?
And they were like, no, we love it.
It's a partnership.
Do it.
Like, they were really nicely great about it.
And it's in the We're back video, right?
That we'll play because it's the first song.
So that's why so when you watch this rock ad that we can watch, but then you watch the
We're back video, which was a video we made knowing it wouldn't be on S&L.
It's the first song on Turtle Neck and Change.
but we just wanted to make it as kind of an announcement video on our YouTube of like,
you know, this is our album.
There are shots in the We're back video that are clearly at the same place as the rock thing.
And there were cases of rock vodka at S&L for the next two years as well.
And if you remember the interns and people like the assistants,
we'd give them bottles all the time.
So like Rachel Lynn, she should send us a voice note.
Should we text right now for a voice note about Rock Vaca?
How did you spell rock vodka?
R-O-K-K.
And is it around still?
Because it's Swedish.
It's like Viking stuff.
No, it is no longer around.
I remember how it spelled, Seth, because Keeve was always like,
seems like it's missing a K, but okay.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
By the way, not to sideline it,
but you guys know James A-Caster.
I love James A-Caster.
Yeah.
James A-Caster was just on my show,
and it was one of the most bad shit and wonderful 15 minutes
my life because he constantly does what you just did to Keeve about me.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He just makes me a bad guy.
I got to watch it.
I've never met him, but I'm a big fan.
He's the best, and he made me laugh harder than anyone's ever made me laugh before,
because I did a live taskmaster with John Oliver in New York City.
Bragg.
And James had been on the whole, he'd done an actual season.
They asked you to do it here in the States.
I couldn't do it.
I didn't want to do it.
I didn't want to try.
But like, you did great, by the way.
You didn't see it.
No, I heard all about it.
I did go and see it.
I was in the audience.
I watched it.
And like, like, it went.
I did it.
It's really hardcore.
The tasks that are doing on the live one are way hardcore.
Like, make a dog.
Oh, God.
And it was so.
I can't believe you could say that on TV.
Shocking.
I mean, you can't.
We beeped it.
It should probably beeped here.
fucking jarring.
So rock vodka.
Can we watch a Rock Vag ad?
Can we watch a Klondike ad too?
Yeah, I found them all online, and I have not
rewatch them, so I have not really seen these since we made them.
But let's look at the Rock one first, because it has, you know,
real production value and stuff.
I had a wonderful dream of a place where luxury.
Status, desire.
Desire.
Oh, God.
And a vodka, soon.
This is my incredible dream.
What's yours?
Rock vodka.
It's not a dream.
Sure.
I do, I want to explain real quick, because not everybody's going to go and watch this ad,
but it does, it feels like a normal vodka ad, black and white,
like sexy shots of Yorm.
Keeve, not like winking too much yet.
You guys look handsome and cool.
Yeah, like a colonad, honestly, like a Calvin Klein.
Then you're kind of Fabio, Andy, lying in the surf while water actually washes over you.
Wearing jeans.
Yeah.
Then we see an actual Viking.
He's eating a big old turkey leg.
Then it's the three of you in a hot tub kind of sexily with like flowy white shirts on jumping around in a hot tub.
And then the music cuts out and it cuts to a wide.
and the Viking we saw earlier is just spraying you guys with a hose in a hot tub.
Yeah, he's just up on a ladder.
Yeah.
It's beautifully shot.
And then there's just like a smoke show Swedish lady who had no point
winks to the fact that this is crazy.
Yeah.
She's kind of narrating it.
Yeah.
Super fun.
I love, I love, I love the people who worked for the ad agency who were okay with this.
And it was 100% the wrong call.
We weren't the only things.
They also sponsored a bunch of nice, like,
ad type events in New York City.
Well, they're obviously, like, their vibes are right.
Nice save, Keith. It was true. You can find the billboards online still.
I know. It was good. And I don't even know if it was an ad agency. I think it was just Diageo cut us
a check and then we just went off and made the ad. Diageo sounds like a guy, the name of a guy who
would okay this. Mr. Diageo came by and he's like, this is fabulous boys. They tell Diageo,
I'm throwing my money away. That's not a Diageo things.
Does Rock Vodka still exist?
This whole episode of the pot is just plugging products, I think.
I know.
I thought it was gone for sure.
Do you think they just told us that?
Like, eh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't worry, guys,
we're shutting down the whole vodka.
Here's what I've got.
Rock Vodka appears to have been discontinued or phased out shortly after its release.
Yeah.
Yeah, it did not last time.
And does it say it specifically because of the marketing stuff?
It doesn't say it.
It turned out sarcastic marketing did not.
work. Turns out most people hate sarcasm. Oh my God. Especially people are looking for like a new
vodka. Yeah, like making it fake sexy where you're like uncomfortable with the sexiness. It's not what
people like. Well, and then the end of, I guess, the rock story is that it worked out so well because
number one, we got to shoot part of another video. And number two is when the album started coming out,
they loved that. We were doing all this cross promotion. And they bought us tons of billboards all around
New York City. Yeah, it was amazing. And they were like, what do you guys think the billboard?
board should be.
And LA, by the way.
Yeah, they must have just had unlimited money.
So we were just like, well, we have the cover of our albums really nice.
So why don't we combine it?
So all of a sudden, we had billboards.
We had the top of taxi cabs everywhere.
I'll find some of these photos and we can put them in.
This is, you know, we're jumping forward to when the album was coming out, you know,
so it's actually in the future from this pod.
But it was amazing.
It said turtleneck and chain, like album, date, and then just had a giant bottle of rock vodka.
That honestly kind of just seemed like a joke.
like part of the joke of what if we were legitimate we would have this vodka uh it didn't have any
negative part to it was a massive promo push for the album it was awesome yeah yeah it was really great
it did feel like in that exciting way for fans of yours that you guys were getting away with something
yes agreed i would never speak on their behalf but we weren't tricking them they were just down it was so
nice yeah no they sound awesome can we watch a klondike yeah now i believe there was three and this is where
Yorm will come in next week.
And I think one maybe never came out, but I have the ones I found online.
Yorm famously has never made three of a thing where anyone's been okay with all of them.
By the third, they always learn their lesson after the second.
The worst thing you can do is tell Yoram, I love the first one.
And he's like, yeah, I'll get you.
Hello.
What's going on, man?
How you doing?
What is up?
Nothing.
Nice.
You see SVU last night?
No, no, I missed it.
Oh man, you didn't miss much.
Although Abrams is pregnant, so...
Right.
So, uh...
So you want to come over?
Maybe help me start up in the surround sounds.
No, I'm good.
Come on.
Would you do that for me?
I think I have work.
Oh, right.
That's cool.
I told you when my girlfriend broke up with me.
Sorry to hear that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got to move my stuff out of her apartment.
It can use the hand.
Mm-hmm.
It's a lot of.
stuff. I mean we were together for almost two years. But I mean, you knew that. Yeah.
Yeah, so you want to help me move? I mean, will you do that for me? Yeah, I don't think I can.
Oh man, you owe me. I do stuff for you all the time. Remember when I took you the dentist? I took you to the dentist.
Right. I mean, that was so fun though, right? No.
God, I'm so lonely. You want to come over and snuggle me? What? No.
Just a snuggle, come on. No. No. What do you mean? No.
I said, leave me alone.
Whoa.
What's that for?
You're just kind of a dick.
I'm a dick?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
What I'm fucking you.
Fuck you, man.
If you don't come over here right now, I'm going to tell everyone you shit your pants at that party last night.
Fine.
Be outside in 20 minutes.
So, I mean.
It's because it's what would you do for a Klondike bar set.
Yeah.
That's their famous thing.
So it's like, would you help him move?
Right.
So you guys, in this case, it's actually normal straight ahead marketing.
You decided to make the Conduct bar, which is the product they're trying to sell.
Hatable.
A terrible, a terrible person, a terrible friend.
The word you is very, is loose.
It's yorne.
This was all yoram.
Doritos saw this and was like, can you guys give us some of that magic?
But take your foot off the brakes, if you know what I mean.
Yorne's freedom, go for it.
Yoram's comment in our text chain.
when I lay these. He's next level. Literally hating the product being sold. Groundbreaking.
Jesus. We're not going to get our free Klondikes with all this kind of talk. Well, that's, I do feel like that's what happened, right? Whoever agreed to Lifetime Klondikes loved that. And then again, you know, they move on and somebody else comes in. And then a new request for like a fridge full of Klondikes. And they're like, what's it for? And then they watch this and they're like, fuck them. They can take us to Corey. I stand by that, though. In today's, in today's, in today's, in today's,
world with social media and stuff, something like that could work. Because they could be like,
whoa, Klondike's on one. Why are they doing crazy ads now?
I mean, did it not, did it not work then? I don't think, I don't know if it worked or didn't.
There just wasn't, it just, yeah. I mean, I will say it's, it is perfect for a vertical
brand integration on a, on a TikTok video or something. That's why the way that people get, like,
share all of Wendy's tweets because whoever runs Wendy's socials doesn't hold back and it doesn't
feel corporate in that way.
Yeah.
Anyway, so we got Wendy's, we got rock vodka.
What is happening today?
Listen, man, the Super Bowl's coming up.
I got ad fever.
Jesus Christ.
Fuck off, man.
Here's the second one, ready?
Hey.
Hey, I just had an idea.
What?
We should have a staring contest.
You don't want to start that with me.
Says you, Archie.
I'm not an Archie.
You're an Archie.
Then prove it.
Staring contest.
F-Torin' Contest.
Fiering Contest.
Lusers and Archie.
Fantastic.
Here we go.
Hope you ready to bring it.
Because believe me when I say that I...
Go.
Oh, wow.
So that's how you're gonna play it?
Yep.
Well, you are gonna have to bring more fuego than that.
And here's why.
Number one, I have style.
Hi, fellas.
What's cooking?
Oh, damn it, Archie, get the f*** out here.
Yeah, don't distract us, Archie.
Oh, can't just stay in one.
No!
No!
Get the f*** out!
Okay, then see you later. Bye.
Why is your eye twitching?
Oh, it's not.
Yours is.
No, it's not.
Looks to me like both y'all's eyes is twitching.
What did I say, RJ?
Nobody wants you in and die, you son of a bitch.
Okay, I can tell when I'm not wanted.
You get out of here, you fucking dump trucks.
Same good.
Okay, wait, thank you.
Take care, buddy.
Uh-oh, someone looks like this.
Oh, you're so molded.
Who won?
I did, Archie. Thank you for asking.
It was really fun.
Fantastic. Fantastic.
I also didn't, when it started and called each other Archie's, I just thought that was some slang I didn't know.
And then it was really fun that it turns out they just have a friend named Archie that everybody hates.
Do you think NASCAR, so for anybody who doesn't bother to go look these up, the way we're doing it is it's just a still frame of a Klondek bar that Yorm then in post puts two eyeballs and a mouth on top of.
So it's very easy to shoot because we're just shooting a Kondike bar sitting there.
But NASCAR was apparently sponsoring Kondack.
Do you think they appreciated having their logo, their very protected logo, just sitting in the middle of this?
It's great.
It's great.
I totally missed it.
Yeah.
There's a third one where he's driving a car that they never put out that Yorm has, and I know it because it's the only one I've actually seen in the last 20 years.
Because at some point he found it on his hard drive and sent it to me.
And remember it has all our little.
He keeps changing the radio stations, and me and Yorm had made all these fake, like, radio station, like, as if you, like, five-second clips.
Yeah, and one of them was, like, guitar being like, kind of like, surfer-rock, and it's just like,
Surfer guy, you're doing so good on the waves.
That's all we ever heard, and we could do.
But we kind of love that little five seconds.
That was Surfer guy.
Exactly.
We did a bunch of fake radio.
Surfer guy, you're doing so good on the waves.
I think we do owe the world a full version of that song.
Yeah, very good.
Do you want to, should we play?
We're back?
Is that maybe the most helpful thing to do next?
That's getting us into Turtleneck and Chain.
Yeah, I would love to hear it.
I mean, we talked about not going quite as fast as we buzzed through Incredibat
that we could actually go a little slower through Turtileck and Chain.
So, yeah, here's our music video.
Hey, I have a quick question.
Maybe while ever thinking about it, would a thing, what a good thing for the pod to be like,
hey, hey, what are you guys, are you watching anything?
like right now? You listen in to anything you like right now?
Anyway, think about that and we'll watch this.
That's for the quads to answer us?
No, it's for us, like, just to talk.
I mean, I feel like it's like, I think it'd be fun for us to talk about other people's stuff
that we like.
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And Keev got there first and he blew it all.
Congrats, Keev, on beating us to the punch.
So the album was coming out May 10th, 2011.
Obviously, that's almost the full summer after.
That's the spring.
That's the next spring.
Yeah.
So we're jumping ahead to April 1st, April 1st,
April Fool's Day of 2011.
We're basically jumping a year,
because we're talking about the summer before,
but that's fine.
It's our podcast.
We can do whatever we want.
We put this video out on April Fool's Day.
We sure did.
We have such a demented sense of humor.
Yeah.
And the caption says,
Ask DJ Khalid.
We the best.
Track one intro song
off the Lonely Island's new album
Turtle Nuck and Chain,
album store, May 10th.
Here we go.
Bravo.
Hey, yo, my dick don't work.
That shit is tall.
As a pillow.
My curly looking at me like you for real, dude.
Hey, yo, hold up, hold up.
We got to come harder than that.
Yo, tell him, Andy, I think there might be something wrong with my dick.
It's like a mustard stick.
I got a one.
Ha ha.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Andy shown how it's still.
My dick looks.
What y'all know about.
I got hepatitis seed from a horse, but no confusion.
Yeah.
CGO guard it right there.
Game over with a fake rap shit.
Bravo.
I mean, ain't nothing wrong with that.
It is fun thinking about that this was our like announcing that we were going to do another album.
Yes.
Like little inside jokes to ourselves like Grammy nominated after the dumbest thing you've ever heard.
Because it was true, but also we were just like, it's so stupid.
Yeah.
You're both great in it.
Yorma is insanely.
This is one of the all-time great Yorne performances of anything.
I mean, it's a goat performance.
It's crazy how, I mean, I kind of couldn't believe it just listeners.
to it now, how relentlessly great he is.
There was a lot of, at the time, some of it still exists,
but like people kind of labeling their crew of music,
like Rick Ross has Maybach music.
Yeah.
And there really was like Murder Inc.
And there's just a lot of that kind of labeling.
And so that's why we thought it was funny to just keep reasserting what this is.
By the end, it's Garfield Sex music.
Which we did consider as the name for the album.
Yeah, we considered calling it Garfield Sex Music.
Really?
Yeah, like, kind of as a like Timberlake,
reference. Future sex love sounds, but also
as a, what was the
because there's Cadillac music, what was the Outcast one though called?
Where it was all in one, there was no spaces between it too.
Southern playlists of Cadillac music.
Yeah. Garfield's sex music, all one word.
Yeah. Three X's on the sex, obviously.
Interesting. I didn't even think about the Outcast reference.
Well, the reference was Speakerbox as well because of the three
Xs on speakerbox. Right. And you were like, I wish they were K's.
And no.
Oh, no, Andy, again.
But the speaker, we were definitely going to do Garfield sex,
sex, sex, sex music.
Right.
Oh, this one word.
How far down the line did Garfield sex music come as the title?
Not very. It was just on our list.
Gotcha.
I don't know about that.
It might have gone pretty far.
I think once we decide on Turner, like the Chain, we were very happy.
But I think there were a few other ideas in the mix for the duration of recording, at least.
Yeah, definitely.
We always had a nice list.
Yeah.
There's nothing wrong with that video.
We shot it for very cheap.
just all around New York. Like, I'm in my real apartment. My new apartment, that's no longer the one
that me and Andy had had. Like, I believe that's my real bed with America Ferrara. Yeah, shout out of
America. Yeah. Very nice of her to come do that. It was so nice for her to just, she just came over.
Like, we had no crew. Like, there was two people in the crew. Just to be in it to class it up and make
us look cool. It was very nice of her. We had the same publicist, Carrie, and she just was like,
America might be down. I'll text her. And she just came through and did it. And then, I mean, again, it's that really
funny thing of just super
cocky. Also, you have
a reason to be cocky because you have a new album
and it's good. So your second album's also
good. So you have real, and then of course
all you do is rap about how your dicks don't work.
It's just really fun. Yeah. There's a lot
of turns in it that I love, but
it wasn't from the sex.
It was a blood transfusion
regarding the hepatitis from the horse.
Yoram screaming, yes, horse blood.
Mother's got horse blood. What's y'all got? But he's not denying
having had sex with the horse.
But I like, yeah, I love a lot of backstory
super fast like that. Yeah, yeah.
That obviously was
written to be the first
song on the album? Yeah. Or written
to be a song that would promote that the album was coming out?
What was the most important? We already...
I mean, we had written it the summer that
we're actually talking about the year before
as an intro to the album. Yes. As track one.
And that beat, we were immediately like,
oh! I believe it was a fella named B-sides,
and we'd used a couple of his beats
on this record, and they all sounded like,
to us, like, Just Blaze
beat-style beats that are just
sample heavy, but just they're kind of our favorite kind of beat there is.
But truth, I mean, they sound like B-side beats because.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember that this was one of the cases where you guys started writing it, but held a spot for me, which doesn't always have.
Seth, how many push-ups can you do?
Like, if right now it was like, do as many as you can all in a row.
75.
20, 22.
What?
Jesus.
No way.
Do you work out, Seth?
No, but proper ones?
where you really do it. I guess it's about it how fast you're going. I wouldn't do an
unproper push-up. Will you do it right now?
Move the camera. Get the floor. This feels like.
Come on. We got to do something exciting on this episode besides talk about commercials.
Oh my God. All right. We're counting.
Sorry, he moved it down to floor level. He's really not to do it. The mic is on the floor next to him.
Oh, my God. He's on a carpet. He's in a sweatser, but it's cold there. I hate how confident it is. Ready?
He's not going to over. Well, we can't see if his knees are on the ground.
He could be doing it with his knees.
Three, four, five,
framed out his knees.
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
He looked pretty good.
Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, fifteen, sixteen,
definitely tired.
He's not kidding.
Eighteen, nineteen, nineteen, twenty one, twenty two, twenty two, twenty two, twenty three, twenty-three, twenty-four,
twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty-three, thirty-three,
31, 32, 33, 34, 35.
Slow down.
He's slowing down.
36.
But he held his headphones and glasses on the whole time.
Yeah, his neck vein was ready to pop.
Bro, I'm impressed.
Yeah, that was way more than I think I could do.
36? Is that what it was, or 37?
No, 35. I think the last one I, you don't get points for going down.
Nice work, buddy. Are you just gas now? Should we call it?
I think we probably could just know it. I mean, I think we'd call it.
Do you get exercise, Seth?
Not that much.
Obviously, less than I should have to hit my...
That was mind-blowing then.
I thought you went to the gym all the time.
I have started going again post-New years, so that's why I was overconfident.
That's why you were cocky.
Nice work, buddy.
Jeff, can we just edit this in when I say 75 and 50?
20.
22.
And then you guys will be blown away that I do...
I do way more than I thought I could.
All right, I know you alluded to it, but real quick, spelling bee.
Yep, here we go.
Jack Black.
Spelling bee.
Spelling bee.
I needed one hint.
What was your last word?
I got a look.
It's been a busy day, Seth.
Yeah.
What about you?
I think I'm like four short.
Oh, you haven't finished.
Yeah, yeah, but I mean, we all have busy days.
Seth's doing the rest of the pod from the floor for the record.
He did not get back up.
He's laying down.
One hint for gamine.
What was it?
Or G-A-M-I-N-E.
Oh, I had that.
I had Gamine.
Do you know what it means?
It means like, it's some kind of animal.
It's attractively boyish.
I was wrong.
It's an interesting word.
Seth, did you listen to or watch something?
You liked you.
You were saying, why didn't we talk about it?
I liked that new little Game of Thrones show.
A young woman with a mischievous boyish charm.
Is that kid appropriate?
The definition of Gameen?
Yeah, I don't know.
It seems off.
Oh, geez.
The new Game of Thrones show, it seemed like maybe it was kid appropriate, but it's not.
But it is comedic.
I don't know. There's like huge dicks in it and stuff.
Yeah, right away.
I read.
But it is comedic in a way.
It is comedic in light, although it's going to get dark.
So it's like Bone Patrol, Andy?
Yeah.
Like 28 days later, Bone Patrol?
Oh.
You weren't on that up?
Yeah, Bone Patrol.
Did you see Bone Patrol?
Andy?
No.
Andy doesn't see any.
Isn't it Bone Temple?
Yeah.
Yeah, but you only kept calling it Bone Patrol.
When?
When I wasn't here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's why I didn't get it.
Don't listen to podcasts.
The zombie dicks and about the zombie blood and could it.
hard and it was weird.
This is really turned into like not a podcast faster than any episode.
Like I'm mostly because I'm like been on the floor since the pushups.
And I'm like trying to wonder what happened that I started doing them.
It's a nice reminder that you can do a podcast while lying on the floor.
Yeah.
That's a good, that's good for all of us to remember for next time.
Yeah.
Wait, hold on.
Can I share a screen real quick?
Sure, man.
It's a free country for at least a little while longer.
I mean, don't get me started, Keeve.
I don't want to get you started.
Is it true that if someone starts you up, you'll never stop?
Yeah, if they wind me up, I go nuts.
It seems actually a little inappropriate.
It's just the way it is.
It sucks.
Just the way it is, it sucks.
Yeah.
I know.
It's a nightmare for everyone.
It's sort of the main problem with all of earth.
Yeah.
But here we are.
If you start me up, I'll never stop.
Me, Akiva.
Yeah, ask Mick or any of the guys, you know.
All right, we have a lot.
We have a whole album to go through.
It's called Turning Lake and Chain.
We can't wait to talk to you guys more about it.
They don't all have videos, you know.
A lot of them will just have to listen and talk.
And, you know, Quaid Army, anyone out there, even if you're not Quaid Army, just a casual listener.
If you hated this episode, be sure to let us know.
Do not.
Don't listen to him.
We can't take it.
We're very fragile right now.
I'm not.
I rank it low.
Seth learned he can do literally 50% of the pushups he thought he did.
That's going to fucking...
But 70% of my second number.
Seth, are you, like, actually in trouble for the rest of the night
and a little bit tomorrow as well now because of those push-ups?
I mean, I won't be able to pick up my daughter.
Like, I won't be able to lift her in the air.
Yeah, yeah.
You'll be so sore.
Your arms won't be able to go above your head.
Here's a quick thought before we piece out.
People won't know this was the case until this moment if it was in it.
But should we put, like, lounge music or some kind of dinky-dunky little beat
underneath me counting your push-ups?
Yeah, I think so.
so. Okay, cool. So if you're hearing this now and the music was in, you know that this is, we did it retroactively. Yeah, we decided after the fact. Like light game show thinking music. Like, yeah. We did famously, Kevin Miller and I were part of a, I mean, do we ever talk about the pushup contest? It was a famous thing that happened before you guys were on SNO where basically Tina and Amy, like Tuesday night at dinner was like, who here can do the most pushups and made every man do pushups? And it was like, definitely if it was like men who made women do it, it would have been like a
giant HR crisis.
There is a typed up.
Oh yeah, that's the typed up.
So Kevin just sent a typed up list of how many everybody did.
So it is a typed piece of paper that's all wrinkled.
It's a photo of it.
It says first annual S&L push-up contest results.
Oh, my God.
So somebody is suggesting this happens once a year.
Yeah.
Wait, Kevin has it because he won.
Kevin won.
Kevin Miller won.
And I should say, so this was...
And you got third place.
I did 53.
Yeah, it was third place.
So you were way younger could do 53, and you thought now you could do 70?
I don't know.
I didn't know.
Oh, and by the way, look at this.
They then, did you see the side, the category I won?
Bottom right.
Skitty dudes.
Metrosexuals.
Metrosexuals.
I was the highest scoring metrosexual.
Boy, that is really of the time.
I liked that they had little side sections.
There's categories.
There's the over 40.
Shoemaker got zero.
Just update.
Fathers.
That is a separate category.
Rob Wrigo's the ex-Marine.
Why did he get the fewest?
Why is he have two stars next to him?
Well, it's an asterisk.
At the end, it says, served as a starter.
What does that mean?
Oh, I think maybe he was our pace setter.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he didn't quite know how many people
were going to actually get after.
And then there was another star that says claims...
Finesca 50, but it says claims 59.
Over form.
Contested over form.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that is, I will say, so that...
What year is that, Kev?
It was definitely before 2005.
So that's 20 plus years ago, and I've dropped 18 pushups.
And they say you lose one a year.
Yeah, but what does it say about your mental state,
that your mental state thought you could do more?
I just think that I'm, as one of these many, you know...
It's just old man confidence?
Right.
No, I'm just one of these new age guys that is, you know,
constantly recycling my blood out with younger, with younger blood.
Getting stronger as you go.
Hey, can we add one other thing, and I'll just get it clean now,
and then you guys can put it in during seven.
Seth's push-ups.
So I'm just going to say it clean and you can just lay it over, even if I'm counting and talking.
Goop.
Okay.
So then if people have heard that during his push-ups, they'll know that I just did that now.
Yeah, yeah.
Leave it in both places.
All right.
Now, obviously, the other thing I'll say is, you know, there's no prep, obviously, today.
Like, you know, I didn't eat right or anything.
So once a month can we do a push-up contest?
Like, just how's Seth doing on push-up?
100%.
Oh, oh.
Just a check-in for you.
Yeah.
I think we are obligated to.
A contest with yourself.
Yeah.
Once again, I don't think I could do as many as you did.
But again, you framed your knees out and they might have been on the ground.
I'm telling you on my children.
I trust Seth.
Seth is not dishonest about push-ups.
That's one thing I know for sure.
Yeah.
All right.
We have one last thing, guys.
Rachel Lynn just sent me the voice note about rock vodka.
All right.
Let's hear.
Hi, guys.
Rach here reporting in.
Genuinely hilarious at the thing you asked for.
My commentary on is rock vodka.
but I guess if there was an expert on rock vodka, it would be me.
My memory is that you guys shot a commercial for them over a summer break,
and then they generously sent you guys a couple of cases of rock vodka,
and then you guys generously gave me one of those cases.
And then I decided, like a genius, that I was going to drink an entire case of rock vodka,
with my friends, my friends at SNL, over the course of a season.
I think there was 20 bottles in the case and SNL seasons are like 21 shows.
So that does sound insane.
But I was in my 20s then and I loved vodka.
So yeah.
Also, one of the great parts of working on digital shorts,
in addition, obviously, to working with you guys,
was that my work was, for the most part, done by the live show.
So I could, like, really crack into a rock and get to partying during the show.
I said I was kind of, like, working with a pretty solid buzz or sometimes just drunk,
going into the afterparties.
And then I didn't need to buy drinks at the party.
And so that was sort of just, like, solid fiscal responsibility on my part.
But yeah, I also remember that, like, I'm not sure what they put in rock vodka, but it would make me go crazy.
It would be like very, very fun, wild, crazy drunk where you're just like, yeah, you're just doing nuts-so stuff.
And it would result in, I think, I mean, Andy probably remembers it better because I was drunk on rock vodka, most likely.
But Andy one time was leaving an after-party.
I think there was probably Portland Brewery.
And as he was driving away, he saw me walking through Times Square back towards
Hartland Brewery with two just like tall glasses of beer in my hands.
Oh, way.
She should Times Square.
Or the Amn M Store or something stupid like that.
She took two to go.
She was holding two giant cups.
But yeah, rock vodka.
God, what a season.
Rock vodka.
Do they still make that?
You guys should do another commercial for them.
We basically did.
And they should send us more cases of rock vodka.
Okay.
that's all I remember.
Oh, wait.
If anyone was wondering, we did, we did finish, I did finish, uh, the case of rock vodka over the course of the season.
We were rock stars, you know, in the sense of the word, the rock being rock vodka.
Um, okay, bye guys.
Love you.
Love you, Ray.
Thank you.
The best.
I think it made me we're finding out that it wasn't the marketing, but that rock fogg had just made people crazy.
It was crazy vodka.
It is still one of my.
fondest memories of my whole life was us being in the car going home and just seeing Rach like super
casually walking towards Times Square with two full pints of beer in her hands just double fisting.
Okay.
Love you guys.
Love you guys.
Love you.
Later Arnold.
Later, Quates.
