The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast - The Other Man

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Starting point is 00:01:54 Hi. Thanks for the shout-out. your show. Oh, yeah. There was a good shout out to Yorm, guys. There was a punchline in a monologue joke that said somebody set the record for most shattered pelvis that just literally just said as an aside to shoe, like, oh, Yorma didn't have it for very long. It was definitely like no reaction from the audience, but it really does. Yeah, they're like, it would just be for the quails. And there's like maybe one person. It was like, oh, yeah, that guy. Not as well, it was Stephen Heller who sent it to me. Of course, Stephen Hiller. Um, hey, you know what? I'm going to switch things up. Oh, Jack Black, sing us in.

Starting point is 00:02:31 Spelling bee. Spelling me. There goes our metrics. Let's go, Andy. Yeah, I got that shit clean. Yay. You cleaned it up? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:02:45 Good job. And Seth, how did you do? Thank you for asking. No, Seth Erasure from Kiev. You're a decent friend. I bailed three short, and I'm totally fine with it. Because here's the thing. I was really proud of getting grandpa.

Starting point is 00:02:56 And then I kind of moved off that. there was like grand pop and grand papa and just like dudes i get so mad when it's that sort of thing i don't get mad i get even yeah who decided grand papa is a real word i know i don't care for it i bet a lot of older people wrote in to get that one uh approved keith a bunch of grandpops did yeah they were like set you know exactly who approved it azerski my nemesi you guys uh guess what i got today hmm solid that's so good to try that's so fucking lay your arm I mean, I don't have my own theme song. Can we see if Azerski will change solid to lit?

Starting point is 00:03:36 Do you think we could get him to do that? Maybe like a special holiday episode. I feel like even he would be like, I don't think people say that anymore. Grandpapa does, dude. That's why Travis Scott used to do his hypes like that, right? He'd be like, it's solid. It's solid. Yeah, that was exactly.

Starting point is 00:03:51 Solid as a rock. I'm locked out. I pay for the New York Times, but just for news. and I can't even do these things. Wait, what do you mean? You're locked out. What does I mean? Well, I don't pay for the gaming one, and I'm behind the paywall.

Starting point is 00:04:03 They figured I could have. Niggigan did fine. Charge a premium for the games. But I don't want to play these games. They're literally, that's like a bunch of, you guys are like saying you're addicted and it's ruining your lives. Why would I pay to follow them? No, just go to solid and then be done.

Starting point is 00:04:16 Don't be an addict. Are you saying I'm not yet living a full life because my day was ruined by the fact that I couldn't come up with two different ways to say grandpa? I think it's, I feel like I'm living a pretty full life. I wasn't saying it wasn't a full life. I was just saying it's doing damage. Here's the thing. It's clearly become a tax write off for this fucking show.

Starting point is 00:04:34 Oh, yeah, that's true. I can get my $5 back or whatever it is. I want to do a joke about, because my dad, when I go home, my dad plays so many word games. I brought my daughter home to visit my parents. And it was like a full morning of him doing word games. And he said that there's studies that say it makes you live longer. And I was like, yeah, but is this a life? Right.

Starting point is 00:04:56 At what cost? Yeah. Why make this go on longer, if that's what this is? Yeah. What are the other word games he plays? I mean, he does Wordle, he does B, he does crossword. Then he does number games, too. He likes Sudoku.

Starting point is 00:05:08 Yeah. And then he's like, there's a new Sudoku. Like, he's always very excited about the new stuff. I do them. I got connections. I got letterboxed in two today. It was a good day in the word game sphere. That's really nice.

Starting point is 00:05:20 That's impressive. Letterbox and two is, that's impressive. Even I know what that means. Oh. That one makes me sick to my stunts. Thinking of somebody looking at all those letters and trying to figure out how to criss-cross it to get it in two words? No, that's my favorite.

Starting point is 00:05:33 That's fucking sick. What are your words? Oh, look at you. Wow. I don't even want to say it. Brightner and Round men. Come on. What?

Starting point is 00:05:43 Do you cheat? Oh, the band. And yeah, Seth, I knew Round Men was a word before I tried it. There was my favorite line because it's such a, I remember, a show I love, Game of Thrones. Remember, they would get touched and they would get grayscale. And at one point they were at a boat and they see like just a dude who kind of looks like a rock on a cliff. And he goes, Stone men. I was like, oh, I feel like we could have worked a little bit harder on that one.

Starting point is 00:06:09 Yeah, like some special name. Do you want to call them round men? Round men. Round men. All right, so here were the two hits where they're communicating with us, New York Times games. Obviously, Andy was in the mini. Oh, yeah. Thrilled.

Starting point is 00:06:21 And that was specifically you. Yeah, it was specifically in Brooklyn, 99. Yeah, it wasn't a different Andy. And then right after we talked about it, in the spelling be, Bedhead, right after we talked about Bedhead Jones. Oh. Bedhead was in. Detailed.

Starting point is 00:06:35 Somebody then said, the Azurski for the New York Times mini, somebody said I was at a book signing event with him, and I went up and I said, hey, is there any truth to the fact that you guys were trying to communicate with the Lonely Island and South Myers podcast? Yeah. And he said no. He said no? He shut it down.

Starting point is 00:06:51 What a fucking liar. That's what somebody would say who is doing it. Exactly what it's right. That's right. That's exactly what they would say. We're on to you guys. The normal answer, by the way, is what? What are you talking about? What is that? Like, what do you mean? Oh, you think that we're sending me? Like, what? Oh, because we had that clue to just go, no. Like, what? And they're out of book signing. They didn't have time to get in debt. Yeah, that's true. They probably just didn't explain it to them well. Here's the thing. At any book signing, just ask more questions about this. I think that I'll help him.

Starting point is 00:07:22 Oh, hey, was this a joke that you feel like you didn't get credit for in the last podcast where we're talking about Boombox, Andy? Yeah. Somebody said, talking about Julian, did we have a fan on his hair? And you said, hopefully we had a professional hairstylist. Yeah, that's right. Oh, I missed that. Everybody on the pod missed it. And then, like, a few members of QA were like, hey, just Andy, FYI.

Starting point is 00:07:44 I know your co-host missed it. Thought that was super funny. Appreciate that. Yeah. Appreciate y'all. When I listen back to our podcast sometimes, I hear you guys say things. I know I didn't hear. All the time.

Starting point is 00:07:53 And part of that is Zoom, because Zoom mutes people and chooses who you can hear, but we are all recording on our own mic. So once it gets professionally processed, they can hear every little... Yes, yes, that's true. But I also think that there's something

Starting point is 00:08:07 about the human ego that you're just thinking about what you're going to say. You know what I mean? I don't know. I'm just, maybe I'm speaking for myself. This guy's exposing himself. But as a rising star of the three alvans,

Starting point is 00:08:19 that's what I'm focused on. I'm focused on trying to Fucking win. I don't care what you're trying to get your character up the ranks. Yes, you want to win the podcast. Keeve and Andy, are you guys going to listen to the very special episode that's just me and your arm? Yeah, for sure. No, no.

Starting point is 00:08:35 Is it on video? It is on video. It is on video. So you're trying to top us by doing the first video podcast for this podcast without us. Yeah. Well, we were showing things that people had seen. The merchandise. We're showing the merch.

Starting point is 00:08:48 Some of the things. I mean, should I just go watch Steel Magnolias again instead? Yes. Because you're going to cry. I love Steel Magnolius. You want to talk about that? Should we do a Steel Magnolus rewatch pod? I'm saying, if we're going Drippy Sackran, why not go to the best?

Starting point is 00:09:01 I tried to go drippy Zagrin twice on the pot and I got played off once by Seth. Yeah. Well, you were... I think Tom Scarrett would take umbrage at that comment, Andy, because he's not very drippy in that movie at all. He's, and if anything, he's playful and callous. Huh. Yeah. He's like shooting out a tree all the time.

Starting point is 00:09:19 You don't know you're Steel Magnolias, so I would just keep. Keep it out of your mouth. Guys, can I have the floor? Yeah, sure. Akiva, I just want to say, I'm not too proud to beg. To be able to admit it when I'm wrong. Now I have to Google and make sure I'm thinking of the right movie. And in this case, if when you Google it, you find that you are thinking of the right movie, I am just going to let you know.

Starting point is 00:09:40 I apologize wholeheartedly. I am sorry. And I was wrong. But if you're fucking, he's a charmer. Oh, I was going to say, if you're wrong, though, you're fucking dead meat, Keith. Oh, it's a really good movie. Let's re-watch it. Obviously, it's a really good movie.

Starting point is 00:09:54 Obviously. I'm going to ask you a true or false question. Julia Roberts. Is she in Steele Magnolias? True or Fulis? Yes. Wow. You guys really did know your stuff.

Starting point is 00:10:04 Dolly Parton? Yeah. Yes. I always get it. I initially think of terms of endearment when people say steel magnolias. Terms of endearment, of course, a real. That's the James L. Brooks. Teergerker.

Starting point is 00:10:13 Yeah. I love that one. Catches you off guard and fucking flattens you. It flattens me. I think I told you guys. I cried 15 times watching League of their own. Really? No, that's not right.

Starting point is 00:10:23 You know why, Seth? What? You don't know why you shouldn't cry watching a league of their own? Oh, now I remember. I have a guess. I didn't even want to say it because it's so gross.

Starting point is 00:10:33 Go ahead. Son of a bitch. Because there's no crying in baseball, you bitch. You fucking loser. That's the only thing you're not supposed to do. I will say. I'm going to make a list of all the...

Starting point is 00:10:43 You cried 15 times. It's the one rule, Seth. I cried so many times in that movie. The only sad moment of that movie is the end. when they're all old and they get together and they walk through the museum and it goes for like 10 minutes and you're like, oh, this is real.

Starting point is 00:10:59 There were so many moments that made me cry earlier. When John Lovitz was being sexist, you fucking loser. There's a moment where a girl thinks a girl is standing at a chalkboard and she thinks she's been cut because they're like, these are the people.

Starting point is 00:11:10 And then they're like, hey, if you didn't make it, you didn't make it. And then another girl runs up and goes, can you not read, honey? What's your name? And you're just like, oh, God. Oh, that is good. I forgot that happened.

Starting point is 00:11:20 She's a farm girl. She never learned. know to read and she makes the team that's one there's like seven more yeah there's so many good ones yeah yeah but what about when john when john lovitz is hidden on them though that's love it's just so funny kev when you said why can't you cry watching a league of their own i thought you meant because it's a league of their own you know what i mean oh but out kev oh yeah like like leave it to them yeah hey hey hey hey this is for them no it was because of there's no crying in baseball it's the most famous line from the movie yeah it's also not a sad it's not a movie you cry that's weird

Starting point is 00:11:50 I mean, Seth, this is your M.O. By the way, I remember... Buddy, I'm going to tell Keev, two daughters, you have two daughters. It's a fucking movie about sisters. I guarantee you, Ken, I watch it without crying. Anyway, the floor is yours, Andy. The joke wasn't good enough. What are the two sisters' names in the League of Their Own?

Starting point is 00:12:11 Pamela and Erica. Bam. Nailed it. Dot and Kit. I actually can't think of both. It's Kit and... Dot. Dot. Fuck.

Starting point is 00:12:19 And who is the actress that's... It's not Gina Davis, the younger sister. That one I actually care. Tank Girl. Lori Petty. Oh, yeah. Fuck. Lori Petty's badass in that movie.

Starting point is 00:12:28 I think that Tom Hanks should have won an Oscar for League of Their Own. Here's my quick question. We have not planned on this. Name somebody in a comedy that you think got overlooked for an Oscar because people do not value comedies. Will Ferrell. In what movie? Lina Losser. Oh, man.

Starting point is 00:12:44 That's good. Shit. I wasn't up for anything either except for that Razzie. Yeah, there's plenty. Yeah. Groundhog Day. should have won most things the year it came out yeah i think that's a great performance for there's not that many movies that hold together on so many levels uh and um create a genre there are very few movies

Starting point is 00:13:03 that once they come out there's a new genre of movie yeah that's a huge deal uh i know this is a cheat because it's not a comedian but i thought ray finds and uh grand hotel grand budapest he's incredible oh he's stellar he's so funny and like also still a great actor but it's also the precision that i'm sorry We can't do it. I started thinking about Alan Partridge. You know, people get blown away when I say this, but the camera angles. Oh, boy. Pretty good.

Starting point is 00:13:30 By the way, you guys know it's a soft short when we've gone this deep into the pod, and we're mostly talking about movies from the 80s and 90s. We don't even know what we're going to talk about, Seth. It's a shaggy top. It's a shaggy top. I would love for all of us to have to watch either, well, to watch Steel Magnolias, not in terms of a demon. Yes, let's please do a rewatch of that. We can do a Steel Magnolias rewatch.

Starting point is 00:13:50 did watch, when James L. Brooks was traveling around with a bunch of prints, like, two years ago, why was that happening? But there was a bunch of prints of his films, and I did watch a print of terms of endearment. That's why it's so fresh. Did he go around with, like, a giant suitcase with a, like a handcuffed to the suitcase? Yeah, it was similar to Mike and Ike's animation festival. I don't know if he was being Spike or Spike or Mike. And he was traveling around with his prints of all these wacky kind of edgy shorts. And people would get in here. I mean, he would go, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, back off. He was going to different colleges And he's like I know I've got a broadcast He'd go through his big old Like briefcase And he'd be like Well how about a broadcast news

Starting point is 00:14:28 I know I've got one in here somewhere As he would take things out It would make like honking and clanging noises Yeah exactly It's in here somewhere A couple more listener notes Before we get into this very special episode About the name of the short

Starting point is 00:14:41 I already forget But It's not online either I just tried to find it No it's online What's the old one Like a daily motion It's a daily motion link.

Starting point is 00:14:50 Oh, so I was complaining about how you guys cut me out of Pop Star and somebody said, we all know it wasn't their choice. It was Bayes' call. Somebody said, if somebody with a Scottish accident ever says Quaid Army to us, we should reply, Righteous Merck, based on our conversation. Righteous Merck. That's very good.

Starting point is 00:15:12 It's pretty good Scottish. And then this one, you know, I got to say, it hit close to home, how does it feel that Kiva's daughter was the funniest person in this episode. Ooh, really nuts. Feels good. I mean, those are real. She was being pretty hammy.

Starting point is 00:15:26 So that's a matter of taste. She was being pretty hammy, but it's pretty great. The fact that at one point she said, correct me if I'm wrong in an ad, really made that. And she was reading ahead in the copy and surprised me with that. Like, fully understood the task at hand. Because I just make them cold read. I don't even tell them what we're advertising. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:15:44 And she knew was smart enough to know to read a paragraph ahead, prepare that in her head. Then when I stopped talking and go, correct me if I'm wrong, but the salmon is fine, just jump in as if like a QVC salesman. It was really good. I got to listen to our show. You could hear it in your voice, Keeve there was a little bit of surprise and delight. Yeah, yeah. I might rub them in after this for this week. Hey, so this is our friend Ryan hosted the show.

Starting point is 00:16:08 And there's two things I really want to dig in about this one. First, I think we should just watch the short. It is a totally fine short, obviously not memorable to any of us. Right? We were all talking about last week. We don't really remember it, but there's fun moves. Have you rewatched it today, Andy? We all remember the house. Yeah. We all remember the location. Why do I think there was a McGruber in this episode, but I'm looking at the rundown. There isn't. Wow. I don't know. And I agreed with you. I was like, there had to be one. Did he do the Pepsi ad and we're picturing the Pepsi ad?

Starting point is 00:16:36 No, but Ryan hosted for McGruber though. Yeah. Yeah, totally. Right, but there is not a McGruber sketch. That's crazy. It was about to come out. Seems very strange. What were we doing? Maybe you guys were just like so just tapped. Yeah, it's a movie now. Maybe we gave up. Yeah. Maybe we could have just been like, it's not going to work. No.

Starting point is 00:16:54 Respect. So we're going to watch the show, and we're going to enjoy it. And then it's only two weeks later, two shows after Mondo Buts failed with Jude Law. And we're just going to rewatch the second effort. Oh, right. Mamoando. Now, I should know, it was nice that you guys waited at least one week before resubmitting it, But the host in between was Tina Faye, and I think that was a good instinct.

Starting point is 00:17:19 Yeah, although retrospect, she would have been really funny at it. Yeah, I mean, ultimately were like, you made a good call, and it ate shit twice. So maybe not. Yeah, I'm dreading slash giddy. Did you pre-watch this time, Seth? I only pre-watch the short. I kind of wanted to re-watch Monda Buts with you guys. I'd like to point out it went to dress again, which means the show believed in it that it could happen.

Starting point is 00:17:44 Yeah, I feel like. I think this is maybe the era where Lauren is now a little high on Andy's supply. Oh, my God. I just think, no, he believes in you. There was never a time when that was the case. For live. It was never that for the last show. Yeah, pre-tate.

Starting point is 00:17:58 Until Andy left, and then he was like, he was finally there. Yeah. I miss Mondo butts. He just needed 180 episodes of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and then, oh, now he's loose as a goose. I mean, it's not untrue. Seven years? Did you do seven years? Seven seasons of S&L and eight seasons of Brooklyn.

Starting point is 00:18:19 Seven years of S&L. And then when you left, Lauren, was like, he was finally figuring it out. He left too soon. We've skipped one of the headlines. We did skip a headline. A member of this foursome went, well, I didn't physically go, but was involved in last week's SNL.

Starting point is 00:18:35 That's right. This is Yoram's Sushi Glory whole moment. Oh, okay. And this was this was total request live. courtesy of Glenn Powell, correct? Oh, yeah. No, Glenn requested it. It was a totally different idea. And then, of course, thanks to Mr. Will Forte,

Starting point is 00:18:53 who always has his finger right on the pulse of what he thinks McGruber should be involved in. It was that McGruber was in the Epstein files. So, you know, it's always good to get your, that character. How did the Glenn thing, like he was talking to Lorne? He was actually talking to Pete Hike, because they're pals. And Pete and him were, like, this is how it got to me, was that, was that. And then it was mentioned to Forte that there was a,

Starting point is 00:19:14 an idea for wouldn't it be fun to do McGuber and then it was a very last minute thing because also Forte is working on Tina's show and so he's out on the East Coast but it was like all very last minute so we were like writing you guys know what writing with Forte is like but it was like in the cracks of his schedule of that TV show so we actually when we were writing it would be like at lunch for the show he's doing with Tina and Tina the four seasons I believe yes the four seasons scene in the face show, and Tina read the parts. We basically did a table read with Tina. Nice.

Starting point is 00:19:47 That's fun. But that's how, like, last minute was. That's great. Speaking of it. Should have got her to read Mondo Butts while you were at it. Oh, fuck. We could still resubmit. I am.

Starting point is 00:19:59 But, no, it was fun. It was a fun one to do. I also, I want to say, Lauren. Andy might not believe that Lauren was a huge fan of Andy's, which, of course, he was. Lauren loves McGurber very much. Yes. It's surprised to say, this. is no exaggeration. With that said, I saw Lauren, I had dinner with Lauren, maybe the Monday

Starting point is 00:20:16 of the Glenn Powell Week, and he was like, and Glenn loves McGruber, and so he wants to do a magroomer, and I was like, that sounds rad. And I like that, like, low-key, Lauren also thought it was rad, but he just has to, I mean, there's no, I don't know what I'm expecting. Lauren's like, you're not going to fucking believe this. Well, we're doing a McGruber. Well, I also texted with Lauren afterwards, because I was like, parlay this into another, like a sequel. Like, Universal loves losing money, right? And he was like, what was his response? It was like, kill yourself.

Starting point is 00:20:52 What good news is no. I mean, it would be a good time for McGurber to come out now because like no movies make money? Yeah, exactly. That's exactly right. Yeah. I said, can we parlay McGruber being in the news to doing a musical for uni?

Starting point is 00:21:05 Yeah. And he said, maybe. I said, Universal hates making money, right? And he said, totally opposed. Support for the Lonely Out and Seth Myers' podcast comes from Airbnb. You know, I'm about to take a trip with my parents and my boys. We're going to get to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. We're very excited because it's really nice to be in somebody's home where their personal touches are part of the weekend.

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Starting point is 00:22:58 It's like a performance art, but they're also jogging, and there's Sunday performance joggers. But you're talking about the pants. Oh, you're saying it was a negative. Like, oh, God. No, very much. I'm driving in my car, and I'm like, you guys are. performance joggers. These aren't real joggers. They're not doing for exercises. They're showing off. They just want to jog because it's their Viori and they want to jog all over town to show off their performance joggers. It's performative jogging. It's performative jogging. Yeah. Oh, they make me sick. But their clothes are awesome. They wick moisture and the fabric is so comfortable. They have five functional pockets, three with zippers to keep things safe. Now, we've talked about that you really have been buying stuff there. How has it been holding up? You've been liking your Viori stuff? It's great. I play tennis and my Viori And I really like it.

Starting point is 00:23:41 Yeah, Seth has commented that the people should really trust you about this. Yes. Oh, wait. And then I was playing the other day, and my partner went, is that Viori? For real. And I said, it is. She goes, I love Viori. It feels so good, doesn't it?

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Starting point is 00:24:51 Yeah, like unbelievably, like huge. Like, you just didn't see apartments that big, which is not even an apartment, it's a full house. I don't remember what the premises of this is, but I remember it required doors in specific places. And I remember asking for it, thinking, well, we'll never get that in Manhattan. And they were like, took us to this brownstone that was like a double wide, just a real house you could really live in in the middle of the city. And I just was blown away. You have to explain though, like to anybody who lives outside of New York, when they come over to your place, you have to explain that it's good. You're like, no, no, this is good. Like, because the real estate's so expensive here. Yeah. Reason number 37 why Nissan is built for our winter. Because winter getaways

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Starting point is 00:26:14 So to see, like, a place that looks like a normal human's home in the middle of the city is like... Yeah, so it would look good by any standard. Yeah. I don't remember where the premise came from. I think I wrote it with Malaney. Is that right? And I'm assuming you, Keeve, if you directed it. I mean, I think, I mean, I was definitely involved and probably yorned the whole time.

Starting point is 00:26:35 I mean, I was on... You remember this being a Malaney? I feel like I remember writing with him because he was there when we were shooting and he kept something from it. I don't remember Malini being there. He kept a prop? We should have got a voice note from Malani.

Starting point is 00:26:49 But I will say it's weird. We're really in the soup at this point. It's crazy to think that there's a whole short where I genuinely can't remember much. Yeah. Much. Are these the right names? Because it has our names on this, Ben.

Starting point is 00:27:01 These ones are often wrong. Yeah, okay. Are you going to walk us through it then? Yep, pulling it up. All right, so I don't even remember what the comedic conceit of this is. That's why I can't even talk about it. You know what I think about occasionally before we watch these things, guys? Is that Andy and I used to work at Spin City, the show Spin City.

Starting point is 00:27:19 And this is back in the day. And there was a guy who was doing warm up for the live show. And he would always, as they were about to start and right before the action, the guy would say, he'd get his voice real low and he would say, all right, let those laughs go, guys. Let those laughs go And I was like It was the most hateful Let those laughs go

Starting point is 00:27:39 I've ever heard Don't hold them in your body Those last go guys Yes You and Jorms Still say that all the time Yeah and every time We're about to watch one of these

Starting point is 00:27:46 That's what I think Yorm don't be stingy Let those laughs go You can't take them with you The mic you see everybody look up You see those mics above you They're gonna be picking up your laugh Oh that's gonna be your laugh on there

Starting point is 00:27:58 Being broadcasts of the world We're not saying Laf if you don't find it funny But we also are saying exactly that. Yes. We're okay with that. The Vesva is always the, like, writers on the side going,

Starting point is 00:28:10 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. My joke seems to work. Well, during rehearsals especially. Yes. Yeah. Trying to, like, fill that space. Brutal. Oh, boy.

Starting point is 00:28:20 I think we should keep that joke in the show. Well, it's because they didn't want the actors to lose faith in the material. Right, right, right. Makes sense. Even though that's how we would all lose faith if we heard writers laugh like that. Yeah. They also put on nice little sport coat and ties on show night Here we go

Starting point is 00:28:38 Let those laughs go guys Brian typecast Very shaky camera cave Kyle What are you doing here Megan stop Before you say anything I just want to apologize

Starting point is 00:28:58 I am the biggest fool in this city it was you all along it's always been you Megan Kyle you really should have called this isn't the best time Is there someone here

Starting point is 00:29:12 Babe who is it It's nobody Oh hey bro How's it going man You must be Kyle right This was a mistake I shouldn't have come I like this trope

Starting point is 00:29:23 Very familiar trope I love it There's a kind of shittiness That Andy gives it Yeah It'd be hard to beat Huh, just even from off camera, ha, ha, ha, ha, ho.

Starting point is 00:29:34 He's like, fuck this guy. Yeah, it's a very nice sound design for the first. You're like definitely far enough away that you wouldn't have heard the door. And he thinks the guy seems nice. He wants to go out of his way to say that. Yeah. So this short is called the other man for people

Starting point is 00:29:48 that need to Google it. It is on daily motion. It is such a good trope that if this short had been better, we maybe could have put this trope, you know, put a little nail in the coffin on this trope. But the short isn't that famous. So the trope lives on. I feel like I've seen it this year.

Starting point is 00:30:02 But as we established from guys walking away from explosions, sometimes the tropes are just going to live, you know? Yeah, I don't know if you kill this one. It's too handy. It's too handy a trope. I saw an article that there's an explosion in House of Guinness that was inspired by our video about not looking at explosions. Yeah, okay, that really tells you something, Keev.

Starting point is 00:30:22 Like, you are causing more tropes. People are like, hey, what if we did that trope? But they do look back. They tried to put their own spin on it to make sure they didn't hit the trope dead on because of our video. And I read an article about it. Oh, because they didn't want them to get trooped out. They knew the video was there and they're like, we can't do this because that's embarrassing. So what does the guys do?

Starting point is 00:30:43 Do they look back and then like high five each other? Like, yes, that's fucking cool. I think they still need to be badasses, but they look back and see it and then keep walking or something. I didn't see it. I mean, it's kind of what we did on Google or too. The weird thing is, because it's like a period, you know, that shows it like a period piece. Yeah. And when they look back, there's a freeze frame, and then it goes, trope buster.

Starting point is 00:31:04 Oh, gotcha, yeah. Yeah, it doesn't make any, it ruins the show. Some people said. But they were adamant. They were like, look, you guys, look at the shorts. Troop busted. We're not going to get caught with our pants down. They looked back, trope busted.

Starting point is 00:31:18 They're like, this technically takes place in 1800s before anybody else or we're technically the first ones to do the trope. I like that you just started Googling things. I want to find him saying. Wait, look, there's. It's up there, though. Do you see it? Oh, yeah, that's what I mean. Andy Sandberg and Lonelyon inspired an epic scene in Netflix's House of Guinness.

Starting point is 00:31:35 You know, I've actually had a Guinness to drink? In your life? Yeah. So have I. I've gone to the Guinness Factory. How many of you guys have gone to the Guinness Factory? I'm sure Seth's been to the Guinness Factory. I have been to a fucking alcohol.

Starting point is 00:31:46 Hold on, I mean, keep reading this article. Because I don't, does anybody works on the Guinness show say this has anything to do with it? The one I read was talking about that. In an interview with Netflix UK, we were shooting the scene. Can somebody do this in a British accent? We were shooting the scene, and my business partner sent me a song from Andy Sandberg, which is cool guys, don't look at explosions. It's basically a cut of old men and women in history and film with explosions behind them,

Starting point is 00:32:10 and none of them looked back. We decided then and there, we're like Rafferty is cooler than all of them. He does look back. Joe buster. Joe busted. They did a few versions of the scene where they didn't look back, and the last couple, he looks back but doesn't react. I feel like the guys who made the Guinness show

Starting point is 00:32:29 would have been Irish, though. Read it again, Seth. Oh, fuck. We are shooting the scene, right? And my business part of everybody said me aside from the sunburn. Top of the morning. We all remember top of the morning.

Starting point is 00:32:42 All right, we're done with this. Popular sketch back of the day. I remember it. All right, here we are. So they're in a rom-com. All right, one first beat. It looks like it's shot on real lenses. Like we did a little better job, but we had no light.

Starting point is 00:32:52 This is a DP. Yeah, but here's what we didn't have. Light. Because in a rom-com, on the shot, Ryan on the street, you would light New York City. And so you'd have beautiful brownstones on the other side of the street. And said he's in, like, pitch block. I would say not having light, though.

Starting point is 00:33:03 It looks kind of nice. All right, let's just see, Andy coming in again. Babe, who is it? It's nobody. No pants. Bathrobe. Bowl of cereal. This was a mistake.

Starting point is 00:33:14 I shouldn't have come. He seemed nice. This is so wish it would rain guys. It might be the same wig. You're also, are you exactly Lady Gaga later in three-way coming in to find you. in Timberlake in the bed? She has a bowl of cereal. Is she in a bathrobe?

Starting point is 00:33:31 Oh. She's like, oh, you guys are still here? I don't think, uh, I don't think that that's connected. You don't, I do have this weird memory. Correct me if I'm wrong of Stephanie, Gaga, coming in and saying, could I be dressed like the other guy in the other guy sketch for this moment? Right. And she had named him too, right?

Starting point is 00:33:47 And then Andy was super mad. He's like, uh, Ryan's the other guy. Right. You didn't get it. And she was like, no, no, look. No offense meant. I'm a huge fan of the website, Daily Motion. I have an account.

Starting point is 00:34:04 You've got two drops for Daily Motion so far, guys. Three! All right, keep going. He drops his bouquet of flowers, goes away. Oh, another beautiful shot. Overhead shot. Cinematic, Keith. He's at another apartment.

Starting point is 00:34:17 Hey, Kyle. What are you doing here? I followed your advice. I told her everything. It was a disaster. Can I come in? Yeah, now is not a really good. time. Hey, babe, we're out of Munchy Flakes.

Starting point is 00:34:29 Oh, hey, bro. Good to see you again. What? You should have called. Yeah, you should have called, bro. It's unbelievable. Get me here to you. There's a real consistency to your performance throughout this, Andy, that I enjoyed a great deal. Yeah. We're all out of Munchy Flakes. You're out of Munchy Flakes.

Starting point is 00:34:48 But also, Bobby Moynihan, the perfect best friend to the Ryan Philippi lead of the rom-com who gave him the advice to go after and spill his spill his heart. I mean, I don't know if that's a compliment, but he played it well. I think he's played it in real life in various movies. Yeah, okay. Well, there's no, there's no shame in being the best bro at a rom-com. I've never been asked to do it, so, you know. But also, how great that this house had a blue door inside it and a hallway that's big enough

Starting point is 00:35:12 to look like we're in another apartment building when we're just in. I'll give an Oscar best supporting actor in a comedy while we're talking about the best friend. What's the Ben Stiller movie where Philip Seymour Hoffman's so fucking funny as his best friend? Along came Polly. Yeah. There you go. Oh, yeah. You wanted him to get an Oscar for that?

Starting point is 00:35:29 I do. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Well, way in and in the kind of, his other than the tithas, guys. Yeah. I think if we're going to give a post, what's it called?

Starting point is 00:35:38 Postomist Oscar. Yeah, posthumous. A posthumous Oscar to Phillips Seymour Hoffman. It would be that movie. That's the one. Okay. Mom. Dad.

Starting point is 00:35:50 Okay. They're ahead of it. Hi, Lani. What's wrong? I am having the worst day. First, Megan Bro. Babe, who is that? Oh my god.

Starting point is 00:35:58 Not you too, Mom. Kyle! What are you doing here? Dad, for a second, I thought that... Hey, there you two are. Hey, I'm ready again. That's a nice hiding. Oh, hey, this time let's do the mom, okay?

Starting point is 00:36:14 They are ahead of it, but there was a nice move there. Yes, my child. Father, I need your guidance. Oh, uh, right now's not really a good time. Hey, baby, oh, not you again, bro. He's not that upset about this gremlin showing up. It's this sex gremlin. Oh, that.

Starting point is 00:36:35 That was great. A lot going on. There's a couple things that are good here. Yeah. Really good. There's a poster on the wall of the subway, and it's a picture of me in character, and it says, I fucked your parents. Is that what Malini kept?

Starting point is 00:36:47 Yeah. Of course. I feel like that's very Malini. All right. So then you're at another house. It's your parents' house, and it's Wig and Fred. and so that's the mislead that you just heard but again just this house

Starting point is 00:37:00 it's amazing it's got all we're shooting the whole thing in one house it's like we're all over town you just sounded a little bit like how we're starting you're like in this house it's amazing it's a long island house do you have any idea what I would do to this house

Starting point is 00:37:12 double wide near some great restaurants the location floors did you ever think about actually fucking this house while you were there you came in was you a real dick and so then Andy enters he's got a blurred now with a big old thing kind of buying the blur wagging around. Did you ever, was that your real dick, Ann?

Starting point is 00:37:30 Oh, this is a stern interview. No, Howard. No, it's a prosthetic. Come on, right. Did you keep it? Did you keep the prosthetic? Nope, didn't keep it. See, for me, I would never be able to do that because mine's very small.

Starting point is 00:37:44 Continuing, huh? All right. So then he's at a confessional in a Catholic church. Uh-huh. And we got Hayter looking very good. And again, nice lighting. And again, they are ahead of it, which is why it has to win on performance.

Starting point is 00:37:59 They know you're going to be there, Andy. Yes, but it's really nice. It happens very fast. I wish there was a different twist here, but we're just going fast. Yes, my child. Father, I need your guidance. Oh, right now is not really a good time.

Starting point is 00:38:10 Hey, baby. Oh, that's you again, bro. Come on. I do like it to the window and the other side of the confessional. The little door. Yeah. And I like that he calls the priest, babe.

Starting point is 00:38:20 He's consistent. It's okay. The beat is well shot. But honestly, because his next beat is so good, it's cuttable, I would say. Because I, at that moment, we're a little too far ahead. But a hater was red hot. Red hot. We needed to include him.

Starting point is 00:38:34 We couldn't. All right. Then he's in the subway, sees a poster of Andy with the serial and says, I fucked your parents. He hates seeing that. Looking at a picture of him. Oh, he's realizing. Okay, so then he goes home. He's sadly looking at a photo of better days with him in the seam.

Starting point is 00:38:52 but then notices what the he's never noticed before bought right behind them and you the bowl of cereal this is a very this feels like a photo that you'd want to keep as well yeah it's a very nice photo this guy always has a bowl of cereal yeah I hope Ryan has that photo

Starting point is 00:39:08 we should have given that to him as a gift you know what it is it's like Donald's it's got a real Donald Sutherland and Animal House I feel like he was wearing a robe like this maybe eating cereal remember he's the professor or Jeff Bridges Listen, man.

Starting point is 00:39:22 Steele magnolias, League of Their Own, in terms of ad deemate, those are Keeve movies. Animal House, you lost me. Interesting. You know what I thought of? I thought of when Jeff Bridges moved in with Zoe Saldana, and all he could do is play with his iPhone 17. But it has a similar kind of vibe.

Starting point is 00:39:40 I'm sorry, was that an ad or something? Okay, keep moving on. Okay. You. Kyle, before you say anything, just listen. the others they meant nothing it was you all along it's always been you are you doing an Antonio Banderas no but I am wearing a huge fake chest hair thing under that shirt I think are you yeah it's not really the best time what is it babe you you oh no come on I got a bone to pick with you I have a

Starting point is 00:40:17 bone to pick with you we'll come over here then you come over here I'm not Coming over there, I'm here in the doorway. Hey, look, I've been thinking, and I should be with you. You're way better than this guy. I am, right? Yeah, want to get out of here? I'd love to. Come in here and I'll fight.

Starting point is 00:40:32 We'll bring it all this. Whenever you're ready. Great, I will. I'm coming. I forgot about this. Oh, my God. This is the best. This is the best.

Starting point is 00:40:46 Oh, my God. Because he was doing the over the shoulders. Oh, I forgot about that. Man Yonks, that is the best fucking cameo, maybe of any digital story. Holy shit, that's good. Fucking big up Yon. Is it criterion? It's not. But it goes from

Starting point is 00:41:01 one where you think the audience is going to get ahead of you and you end it with an impossible to predict. We just needed to kill some of the middle beats and get here a little faster. It's pretty good. It was never going to quite work on like, it's a great final moment. It doesn't have, we didn't think of as many

Starting point is 00:41:17 twists as like the mirror where we really were finding ways to tell this, to tell the story in a different way every single time. And the beats couldn't get fast enough to have that, like, propulsion of the mirror. No, because we had to keep resetting to slow rom-com drama, which slows you down. Look at fucking Yonks' face in this free-sroom, though. Like, what a champion. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:41:35 Was this our intended ending Akiva, or did we come up with this on set and try it? I think on set, because we dressed him like that so that we could do the over-the-shoulders between two of you. Yes, exactly. And then we were just, like, just walking and turn around because it's too good. So good. And stare at the camera. Oh, God. It really, it's really everything you need here.

Starting point is 00:41:55 Here's what I'll say. Agreed, Seth. Not criteria in by any stretch. But if we were doing like a clip reel of all our best shots, I might throw this in now, having completely forgotten about it. It's wonderful. Perfect performance from Yonks. Agreed.

Starting point is 00:42:07 Here's the other thing. You also say this occasionally, Seth, where, like, a sketch or whatever, like is a brainworm for one particular way that a person says a line. And I will say that as soon as we watch the end of that, I'm like, oh, I do occasionally say, I have a bone to pick with you or something about the way Annie said that. This predates the first Pussin' Boots

Starting point is 00:42:28 movie, but I swear there are scenes where Poussinboots is literally saying, and it's Banderas going like, you break me, I break you, you break me, and they repeated a bunch of times. It's kind of... I know what you're saying. They took it from us. Yeah. You want some money. And then do you, was that

Starting point is 00:42:44 is that when it freeze framed? And it went Joe Busted. Yeah. He turns over. If I'm remembering, right, because I haven't watched it like 10 years, Puss turns around and he has Shrek's face, and there's two pusses, but one is Shrek. I know that's the name of the character, but even you're just saying that made me feel uncomfortable.

Starting point is 00:43:01 Look at what I looked up, though. All right, so when I tried to find this on YouTube, the first thing I typed in was the other man. It's crazy. And the first day it came up is a movie from a year ago that I have not heard of, which is even crazier, because the main star of it is Liam Neeson, and I thought I was paying attention to every movie he's made in the last 10 years.

Starting point is 00:43:18 From one year ago, the trailers from a year ago I don't know when the movie's out and it's literally just from this thing it says suspicious his wife Laurelini is having an affair and then the other man is Antonio Banderas

Starting point is 00:43:30 okay so that came out 2008 though so did we rip that off we are getting the accent but we're not getting our moment I mean I was intending the accent to be more like frankly how Yorm used to do Macedonian and stuff like I wasn't imagining

Starting point is 00:43:43 it's true and Manderas has it going bro you know In Macedonia man Yeah where are people talking about the Ice Cube War of the Worlds

Starting point is 00:43:51 anymore. I thought that was going to stick around a little longer. Even the Duds don't stick. You know what I mean? I know. I didn't watch. Like, we talked about G-Lie. That was in the consciousness for so many years afterwards, and we still talk about it. Like, it still exists. War of the Worlds with Ice Cube,

Starting point is 00:44:07 I didn't even get to watch it yet. Were you there when we had a we had a Jeely joke in something when Ben hosted in like fucking 2000? It was the year after you left, Andy, because he hosted haters, Fred's, and Sadegis's last show. So, 2013, and we had a Jeeley joke.

Starting point is 00:44:25 And he goes, hey, we're on the floor. He goes, hey, just FYI, there were worse movies that year. And he goes, and there's been a lot of worse movies since. He goes, was it a good movie? No. But everybody talks about it like it's the worst movie ever made. He's completely correct. And like, it wasn't even close to the worst movie that year.

Starting point is 00:44:45 It was really fun. And it was very fun for him. He wasn't saying it was a good movie. He was just like, why do we... There's just a fixation. And I'm like, one thing is like, it would just sound, like, jealie. It's just so fun to say it. Because the dude who directed it is named Martin Brest, and he directed Beverly Hills Cop.

Starting point is 00:45:01 Oh, piece of shit. Midnight Run. Oh, fucking. Send of a woman. Andy, son of a woman. Oh, God. This guy, how is he not drummed out of Hollywood earlier? Sen of a woman.

Starting point is 00:45:13 Seth. Whoah? Thank you. I almost had it. Meet Joe Black. First 10 minutes of Meet Joe Black are. the best thing I've ever seen. I said, hey, like, Beetlejuice instead of Kua.

Starting point is 00:45:23 Wait, I've been doing an interminable joke during corrections about how I want to start calling, based on Senate of the Woman, I want to start calling Al Pacino the Talk Whoa guy. When, whenever I started any kind of new production. It works. Mathematically, it works. Whenever I start a new production for anything, I buy a whole bunch of Scarface posters. And when me and Solomon were shooting down in Albuquerque. I got a whole bunch of Scarface posters and then wrote on them

Starting point is 00:45:52 To Johnny for John Solomon To Johnny Whoa! Love Al Pacino I really liked that trick Just to intimidate all the new crew members Who come through? I just like the idea that he doesn't know Which movie he was in You know? Say the most iconic line

Starting point is 00:46:09 From Scarface Andy but as Barney from The Simpsons Say hello to my little friend! Can I make a grape about my dad? Sure. It's a little bit of a tangent. This is the place for it. Sure, man. Why not?

Starting point is 00:46:28 It's Appetino-related. Mostly so we can just figure out why you, what just happened, inspired you. Okay, you guys know this photo, right? Yorne, before you say what you're about to say, I just want to say, this episode is going to be real embarrassment of riches of stuff that we can cut. Yeah. So just throw something else in there. But Yorm's dad is known as weird Al Pacino. Yes.

Starting point is 00:46:47 First of all, here's that. So that's why he's making the connection here. By his children only. No, everyone at the Berkeley Repertory Theater called him Weird Rapicino. No, the way that that came about. USC with the theater department. No, the way that that came about, Keith, was that, is that A-SA, right before Mari met my father, Asa was in the car, my dad was coming in from a flight.

Starting point is 00:47:08 Asa, my brother, was like, yeah, my dad's kind of like a mix between Weird Al and Al Pacino. And then Mari was like, you mean Weird Al Pacino? And he was like, oh, shit! And then as soon as, like, he didn't put it together. And then my dad sits down. And then Mari, who's never met my dad, A's just like, yo, guess what Mari just called you? Weird Al Pacino. And she was like, I didn't call you that.

Starting point is 00:47:32 I just put two things together that you said. Like, anyway, so I'm going to put these in the feed because my dad, I'm still mad about this. Great. You just saw that picture. Then I had this photo. This is a, oh, my God. This is my father as Al Paci. You know, and the crazy killing spree in the end of Scarface.

Starting point is 00:47:52 And I gave him that painting. It's an oil painting that I had made for him. And then I gave it to him to put up at the Berkeley Rep. And then he fucking gave it away. When he was leaving the Berkeley Repertory Theater, he gave it to like the set department. Where I was like, that cost me $400, that joke. Like, fucking.

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Starting point is 00:55:04 going to still be like pillars and shit. No, I think it's going to be different. I don't. I think it's still a basement, but I don't think there's still going to be the Parthenon and stuff. Why would you fuck with anything perfect? We saw Rob Klein yesterday, Seth. Speaking of our office, it was a perfect office day.

Starting point is 00:55:18 We had Rob Klein working all morning while me and Andy were in the other room having a business meeting with Yormon speaker. And then Tim and Zach showed up for the second half and we'd chill with them for a while. What was Klein in the building for? He was just writing. I think he was writing on Andy's movie. but he just was using it as an office. All right, you guys ready?

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Starting point is 00:56:40 All right, I'm stopping. So at the table, though, wasn't this parakeet bookshop? Parakeet something. What? Junction? What are you talking about? So I'd assume that it made it to dress because that's what I always remember about it. But it goes, coming up next, it's Parakeet Book Club.

Starting point is 00:56:56 And it was like you thought it was going to be like a literary show. and then it went We did it as a misdirect at the table and we called it Parakeet Book Club so that everyone didn't know that we were doing Mondo butts again. Fuck, that's weird. And so it was like, okay, parakeet junction

Starting point is 00:57:12 and then it was like... And then all of the time it would go, Mamma, ma, ma, ma, ma, and go. Yes, it was like... If you can find it while we're watching. It was, I believe it was coming up in an hour, Parakee Junction, but first. And I remember the whole table room went,

Starting point is 00:57:26 ah! That's what you want. It's what you want in the tip of a hundred people groaning. It was very fun. Okay. So that is totally different. Immediately different. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:57:39 So now there's a, there's a butt behind you, no longer a Greek pillar. Yeah, there's a bust of a butt, like a mannequin that's been sawed. Yeah. It's entirely too sexual, by the way. Yeah, because mannequins are pretty like, yeah, it's shapely now. And there was above it that we panned down from a giant banner that was also in the shape of a butt with butthole. I might note. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:58:01 Is there a blood hole in a banner? Yeah, these guys are excited about them. Oh, yeah, it's got a hole. All right. Your look has been way toned down. Yeah. Andy. I don't know about way, but toned down.

Starting point is 00:58:12 It's like the wig's like a little lower. It's been finessed. Everything looks a little. The clothes look a little lower. It's more subdued. Yeah. All right. Well, let's keep rocking.

Starting point is 00:58:20 With Dave and the Scooch. All right, welcome to Mondo Butts, the only show dedicated to the world's most perfect. body part, the butt. I'm Dave and this is the scooch. Scooch o' deach. Yeah, we got a sick show lined up. Let's kick things off with butts in the news. Buts in the news.

Starting point is 00:58:46 I think they messed that up. A little glitch, a little glitch. It is going worse. Definitely going worse. From a technically difficulty. Performance-wise, killing it. Yeah. They hate you more because of the, like,

Starting point is 00:58:57 I will say that having a parthenon behind you, didn't make you hate them as much as the full butt mannequin makes you hate them. Agreed. Okay. This week, Jennifer Lopez attended the premiere of her new film, The Backup Plan. Also in attendance, was her butt.

Starting point is 00:59:13 Buh, bha-b-b-b-b-b-butt. Awesome. Now it's time to play Boob Man or But-Man. We'll start with you, Scooch. Scooch, are you a boob-man or a butt man? Butt-man? Same. Our next segment is called,

Starting point is 00:59:29 If butts could talk. Hey, Dave. If butts could talk. A little technical. Hey, Dave. What if Catherine Heigel's butt could talk? I wonder what it would say, Scooch. I love you, Dave, and that scooch.

Starting point is 00:59:47 We love you, too, Catherine Hagel's butt. All right, so the butt could talk, and it has a real, like, sort of unsettling animated mouths. Wow, a lot of Yorm V-O in this one. Yeah. There's already been multiple technical difficulties. Yeah. Andy, can you think back and put yourself back in that chair? How do you feel like it's going right now?

Starting point is 01:00:06 It's eating shit and I'm sweating my ass off. But you know a gorilla's going. No, I don't know that it is. It might not be. Oh, yeah. Do you think it's not coming now? It might not be. I don't think that's part of this one.

Starting point is 01:00:17 That's why I was excited to rewatch it just. Oh, man. Not excited because I think it's good, but just to see what we tried. Okay. Andy, when you're on set, you're performing, you have no clues. how bad the booth has fucked this up so far with their technical things. But I have heard the audio of

Starting point is 01:00:33 the two like package pieces that they put into early twice. Yeah, you can tell. You can tell it. You can see my face. My face was bummed when, because he started doing his line and they threw it on and then it was a mess. Yeah, you can tell thumbs off. But that first one goes to black screen, so it's even worse than

Starting point is 01:00:49 you could imagine. I mean, if they were trying to sabotage it on purpose, hats off to them. Okay, and now the linchpin of our program, the world famous Butts of the Week. Buds of the Week. Okay, I saw her first Butth of the Week in the parking lot. This chick walked by me, and I snapped the keeper of her trapper.

Starting point is 01:01:12 Let's take a look. Parking lot, bud. All right, very nice. I spotted butt number two doing some gardening in my neighborhood, and I just had to get a pick. Check it out. Garden Bud. Wait, that butt looks kind of weird.

Starting point is 01:01:32 Well, you should recognize it, because it's your dad. Scoot's dad's dad's butt. What? Is this a joke? No, man. I really think your dad's got an ace pooper. Dad's ace pooper. Ew, gross, man.

Starting point is 01:01:48 Stop showing my dad's butt. Just say it, it's a nice butt. Alright, you like this next one, Scoot. You know my cousin, Anna? Oh yeah, she's super hot. Well, we're in luck, because she's also pregnant. Let's check out her unborn baby's butt. Pre-natal butt.

Starting point is 01:02:08 What are you doing, man? The butts of the week? Okay, Numero Trace is a dirty dog's butt. Bud dog a dog. Dude, why are you showing all these weird butts? Um, I'm a butt man. All right. All right, yeah.

Starting point is 01:02:26 If it's a whole new game, it's not a bad one, you know? It's a complete and total rewrite, and it's actually work. I mean, it's working pretty well. This chunk, I would argue, the opening credits does all the work of assuming you guys are just like the classic sexist going after girl butts. We could have almost skipped the whole first half and got right to this. I completely agree because it chilled them correctly. Yeah, you're right. We don't have to, yeah, we don't need the extra two set up beats of you guys being creeps.

Starting point is 01:02:54 Just go straight to butts of the week. Yeah, but let me just say, I'm proud of you guys. I never believed that you would just abandon the guerrilla. I mean, the gorilla was really like the only thing. I mean, I loved it, obvious. He could still be coming. He could still be coming. We have, yeah, we haven't met it left.

Starting point is 01:03:10 But they didn't mention that the zoo parking lot. So I don't think we haven't said. I think I remember where this ends and it's not the gorilla. Yeah, but I thought we were talking about girl butts. Whatever, you sexist. All right, let's bring out our guests because it's time for show us your butt. Show us your butt! What's up?

Starting point is 01:03:31 All right, this is Dr. Sarah Park, and she's here to show us a butt. She's gonna show us her butt. Not exactly. Here's the video of her giving me a colonoscopy! What? What's up, Dave here, along with the good doctor, and we're getting ready to check out my cold dog.

Starting point is 01:03:49 Hey, Dave, and I'm now inserting the camera like so... Oh, whoa, dude! Oh, dude. Oh, Scooch. You gotta try this, bro. Oh, man, it feels crazy. Oh, Scooch, I miss you, man. Oh, Doc, feels awesome. And that's the best way to prevent colon cancer. Cucca colon cancer. This is not the show I signed up for. Well, thanks for joining us here on Mondo Butts. Tune in next week when we'll be looking at pictures I took a Scoot's butt through the window at his bathroom. What? I'm a butt man.

Starting point is 01:04:24 Mondo Sprinted away And he left You don't see people Run off set that often You left You left your own sketch I'm gonna tell you right now

Starting point is 01:04:35 That was not in the script I was like That was a fucking bust And I left Maybe you had to get changed really fast Yeah but I was like That's not gonna happen You ran

Starting point is 01:04:46 You were running to the booth to say Sorry Good job You fucked me! How to go Great job on the cues How to go You didn't fuck it up did you?

Starting point is 01:04:53 Um I was just say, if you had dropped out the first 90 seconds and maybe come up with something else, it would have been okay. Yeah, there's a, it's, it's an almost. Yeah. And I like that the show rewarded you for, um, you know, doing a thorough rewrite. Trying, we were trying it. Here's what we had at the table. And this is my memory of it. And it's very funny that it was not even a dress. And it speaks to how many memories are formed at the Wednesday table and how this joyous choice you and climb made has stayed with me forever

Starting point is 01:05:26 open on public access bumper you're watching to coma public access coming up next the daytime emmy winning program parakeet book club with guest moderator sydney poitier cut to live and ryan is two dickheads on a couch andy parakeet book club has been canceled hit it and then we're end to mondobos

Starting point is 01:05:47 there you go that's a lovely thing for the table it was fun you know s&L's all like summer camp yeah at its best Yeah, sometimes you've got to torture the counselors. I texted Klein asking for a follow-up second Mondobuts voice note, and he didn't send one, but I said, Seth wants to know why the first one had Roman pillars. And he said because the hosts of Mondo Butts thought it would be a classy touch, obviously.

Starting point is 01:06:12 I think that tracks. They were down the basement of KT, whatever it was. Yeah. And then they get attacked by a gorilla. All right, well, it's been lovely, gentlemen. As always, love all you, tigers. What do we think? I feel like this is lower third, like bottom third episodes.

Starting point is 01:06:32 Of the digital short or the podcast. The podcast. Yeah. I can never tell, man. I can never tell because people have said such nice things in their letters. And I'm like, what? I don't even understand what's happening anymore. It's okay.

Starting point is 01:06:45 Last one, Andy, I will say last one, maybe top five. I had a hoot listening back. I had a hoot listening back, too. The Merking was really killing me. Merking. People really said that, right? That's a gaming thing, right? People say that all that.

Starting point is 01:07:01 Oh, it's definitely a thing. Just, you know, not in brave art. Is it because it's short for, like, a mercenary killing? I think so. I think it is murking, yeah. Or maybe it's like mercury poisoning someone. Oh, that's what it is. That's what it is.

Starting point is 01:07:15 That's what it is. I'm going to slowly kill you over time as you roll mercury in your hands because you're a dental assistant. And, you know, I'm going to force you into the dental. industry, and then eventually you'll die of mercury poisoning. Or maybe not even killing you. Maybe it's like a moonshousin by proxy kind of a thing. Like just a little dinkle doodle in your food.

Starting point is 01:07:33 This feels like when I used to do improv shows and we couldn't find it out. Right. I thought we were done. I thought we were saying I love you and goodbye. Wait, wait. But so what would you do in that situation, Seth? I thought we were waiting because you were like looking up something on your computer that you wanted to bring up as one last thing.

Starting point is 01:07:47 Yeah. Yeah. The only reason we're still talking is because you and Andy didn't say I love you. I can see your computer in your glasses and it says, Red tube. Oh, is that back up in early? I got another great Alan Partridge show, guys. During the record set?

Starting point is 01:08:03 Bro, that's messed up, man. I'm Jeffrey Tuming in it. I'm tubing it. That's what Red Tube is for. I'm red tubing. Hold up. Is there a new Tapper illustration before we go? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:08:16 Where's the new Tapper? Let's throw in the chat. Oh, so we're, I'm glad we didn't stop recording. This is great. Oh, I never stopped recording. This is, look, this is, people will enjoy. Because you know what? Sometimes people listen and they're like, it just comes to them so naturally.

Starting point is 01:08:29 So it's good when they hear us working. Oh, my God. I was just Googling. Oh, my God. Tapper. All right, we're looking at the new Tapper. So you don't look like Mark Cuban. Seth, people are looking less like themselves to some degree.

Starting point is 01:08:43 I'm getting sleepier. Yeah. I'm like, okay. I'm still okay with me. I think Yorma looks a little. Well, I think that he knows that I'm on a lot of painkillers. Yeah, you're getting a little droopier. My face is dripping.

Starting point is 01:08:54 Yorm looks like the guy at the laundromat with the beret and the children's book, Corderoy. Oh, yeah, he does. I feel like, I don't know where this, you're not a chin cleft guy. I feel like he cleft you, Andy. Yeah, I've gone from Mark Cuban to Jay Leno. Yeah, it's a little too much chin. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:09:13 Yeah, he, everyone else he's doing kind of trying to accurate comic book character versions, and yours is like a boardwalk caricature. Yeah, you look like you should be unrollable. With like a little teeny body and little rollerblades. But I will say it's still very good. It's still very good. It's better than I could do. It's just not quite there.

Starting point is 01:09:34 Yeah. If we're measuring it up against the greatest artists in all of history. The yor-boob's very perky, like as a breast. It's like poked out and stuff. It's got a lot going on. And then the rest of my, my boob is, my boob face is, you know, problematic. This has maybe been our pervious episode on Lippet. not on purpose.

Starting point is 01:09:54 Yeah. No, but it's like when you open up that on your browser and just have it in the background the whole time like Seth, it just kind of influences your thoughts. Andy, I'll see you at the chateau in 45?

Starting point is 01:10:10 My brother, yes. I will see you there. We will have several cocktails. I'll fall asleep in my chair. I really for a second thought you guys were going to meet up and I was so jealous. No, we're just kidding. I know.

Starting point is 01:10:22 But he knows. You shouldn't kid, you should do that. I'm so, I was so happy you guys were about to get together for drinks. We're trying to make it happen. Seth, let's do that next week, man. Or not next week, but the week after. How about Thursday on Thanksgiving?

Starting point is 01:10:36 Yeah, let's do on Thursday. You're right. Ditch the baggage. Yoram, you can't drink yet. Come on. Yeah, you don't want to mix it with this stuff. I just can drink less because they'll get super fucked up. Hey, I saw, because the second one's about to come out.

Starting point is 01:10:48 I never saw the first one. Yoram, did you ever see that crazy Finland, action movie, Is Sisu? Oh, of course. Seems like the most Yorm movie. Well, do you know the actor's name? No. It's Yorma.

Starting point is 01:10:59 Yeah. Is it Yorma? It's Yorma. It is. I watched that one. And he's got a huge Yorama. His name is Yorma Strong Pelvis. It is.

Starting point is 01:11:07 That's right. That's right. So there are differences. Sisu is a very different movie if it's our Yorma. Ah. Nya. Oh, wait. One second.

Starting point is 01:11:18 Opening. The opening scene. I can't get this gold into my back. It's a cartoonish action movie But it seems like the kind of movie That you guys would be like Love the Audacity of But now I'm not quite sure

Starting point is 01:11:32 They're making a second one Seth I know that's right it's out I was out now It was fucking sweet dude Or it's about to be out This weekend Speaking of movies that are out And my family just watched

Starting point is 01:11:42 And they loved and you were in Andy Is uh I believe it's called Arco Oh yeah Arco's awesome Yeah fucking A cartoon one They all Yeah I'm a voice

Starting point is 01:11:50 I'm a voice in Arco Which is it's a French I made a movie that Natalie Portman is producing and she got, you know, American actors to do the English dub. When is that coming out right now? It's out. Andy, did she, did Portman strong arm you? If you don't fucking do this, I'm going to bury you. No, I was just told through an email for my agent that she was involved in.

Starting point is 01:12:12 I was like, anything for my old friend. Oh, okay. What's your character's name in Arco? Exactly. It doesn't matter. No, everybody thought it was very moving, my whole family. Yes, it's very beautiful and cool and sci-fi-e and all the things I like. What kind of character do you play?

Starting point is 01:12:31 Me, Will Ferrell, and Flea are the voices of these three sort of bumbling guys that are chasing after the protagonists. Oh, I'm assuming you do your Barney? Yeah, Barney the whole time. Like, no, alcohol! Don't travel through time! all right love you guys love you love you love you love you later Arnold later quates

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