The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast - Turtleneck & Chain Part 4: Trouble on Dookie Island

Episode Date: September 3, 2026

On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast… Seth is gone but we have the “Threeodores” so we’re good. Andy talks about what he had for breakfast over the Oppenheimer score before the guys move on to talking about “Turtleneck and Chain,” focusing on the track “Trouble on Dookie Island,” describing its Wu-Tang/Raekwon/Ghostface homage, B-Sides beat, and the Scarface intro recreated for free by Michael Bolton! They play and dissect lyrics, debate misheard lines on lyric sites, and explain the “dookies” concept. Jorma shares multiple Howard Parker voiceover takes of “Trouble on Dookie Island” and the MacGruber-inspired origin of that title. They wrap up by looking back on the “Falcor vs. Atreyu” sketch from their album, teasing “Watch Me Do Me” and the surprising old-school inspiration for some of their comedy. Show NotesTrouble on Dookie Island | https://youtu.be/LOfXGVuOblQ?si=xuKikV5vN7GqRpG_RaeKwon - RainyDayz feat. Ghostface Killah and Blue Raspberry | https://youtu.be/GArvqSiI-po?si=TBKPJ9xH_UeEjDm8RaeKwon - Wisdom Body feat. Ghostface Killah | https://youtu.be/9bh0ni8ekUA?si=aFTBpT4RvCR3N_pmJohn and Marsha - Stan Freberg - 1951 Hits Archive | https://youtu.be/SEnRePOf708?si=BhO7kSF6phsOZdLoFalcor vs. Atreyu - Classy Skit #1 | https://youtu.be/G1LnjKSfMRE?si=y0ES5SEnUOQ6wtsZThe first Wayne’s World sketch aired in the Leslie Nielsen show February 18th, 1989 I https://www.instagram.com/reels/C9qoENFPUuc/Bill and Ted premiered in theaters one day earlier on February 17th, 1989 I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3fx6TugN7gSend us an email: [e-mail] us a voice note: https://www.speakpipe.com/thelonelyislandSend us stuff:P.O. Box 4024New York, NY 10185Photos and everything else can be found by following us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod(Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired.)If you want to see more photos and clips follow us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod. Send us an email! [e-mail] Date 🐝8/30/26 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I have a time. Three, Three Adores. Finally. Welcome to the first edition of Three Three Adores. Oh, who's going to be the most polite and shy? I said it on an accident right out of the gate, but it should just be called Three Adores. Three Adores, yeah. I wasn't going to, see, I wasn't going to jump down your throat because I'm so fucking nice.

It is very nice. And maybe caffeinated. I've had a cup of joff. Yeah. Three Adores also works because we adore each other, and we're always saying that. That's like that Miley Cyrus song. Like when people say to you, you're I'm like, oh, and you work with those guys, Andy and Akiva, you always go, oh, I adore them. Oh, I adore them.

I adore them. I'm just having my first little sips over here on the West Coast of my job. It's right here. Yeah, you got espresso, you got a drip. What's you working with, Keeve? Yeah, it's a drip from a mocha master, but my wife is the mocha master of the house, not me. Totally understood. Tell me about your cup.

And I'm drinking out of a late night with Seth Meyer's cup in honor of him not being here. Yeah. Get ready for this to be off the rails, guys. Seth is not here. It's going to be a sloppy ass mess. When the Dave's away, the Theodores will play. Now, Andy, you just completed your Barbenheimer. When was the first, when did you watch Barbie?

You've seen that, or have you not? I saw neither in the theater. Right. I saw Barbie probably, like, right around when it came on demand or whatever at home. Mm-hmm. And then... And then I finally just watched Oppenheimer last night. on an iPad as it was intended.

Oh, that's how you wanted. He kept saying that, right? Uh-huh. Don't watch in the theaters. Why is everyone doing this to me? Apologies. Did you have headphones on? Don't ask me that,

because you know I have to tell the truth like Jim Carrey and Liar Liar-Lyer. Well, you made that pact with the devil. Mm-hmm. I just watched it sitting in bed on an iPad, Keith, but you know what? Still rocked. Wait, how did that not bother your wife

if she's not watching it, but she's just hearing it? Or is she not there? Yeah, the back, I mean, I had already watched, a good hour and a half of it without her even in the room. Got it. Andy, did either of your kids walk by when you were watching it on an iPad out of the speakers and say,

You know, that's not how we intended you to watch it? No, neither. Not Cinephile. They did go like, is that nudity really necessary? It was. By the end, you're like, oh, of course. It was. Got it.

How about I ever fucked hard, you guys. Yeah, yeah. He lived life to the fullest in all respects, and you need to know that. Once you know them equations, the honeys come a colon. So I was texting with Akiva Yom, and I wanted to repeat, I don't know if he's the first person to say this, but it made me giggle, which was I noted how the movie is three hours, but the score, the music is playing the entirety of it.

Oh, yeah. And I was like, I really loved it, but man, the score is wall to wall. It's like a three-hour montage. And he was like, yeah, it's Goodfellas for math. I think I made that up. I think we can coin that. That's great. That's super accurate.

I thought you were to say that the score was longer than the movie. And I'm like, oh, yeah, that seems possible. And I sent him a voice note saying, would you say that Goodfellas walked so Oppenheimer could, Boe-Wong? MLD, MLD. I feel like it's less of those, like, Hans Zimmer-style w'-Wa-Zeg. It's less, but it was a good joke.

Because it's Ludwig, and he's doing more. Doodoo-Doole-Dol-D-D-Li-D-Li-D-Li-D-Li-D-Li. The score as in every Christopher-Dol movie is just fucking fantastic. The main, like, Cynthia. theme part of it, I was in heaven. What's like gravity level intense, too, right? It's just like, oh, fuck, the world's going to end if they don't go to the bathroom right now. I mean, as Dela, I would say, stakes is high when you're making the A-bomb.

If I put that on, and you just talked about what you had for breakfast, do you think it would get pretty interesting? I would like to try. This is a test, Rani. Okay. I poured myself coffee, and I knew that I had to drink it as soon as I reported. I knew. Not that cup.

Pick some food off the kid's plate that they had left, because I bought myself. I didn't want to throw it away. I couldn't throw it away. I had to eat it. You do need dialogue. Can't be wasted. Yeah. Yeah, this is the main part. I thought about...

Don't throw that cereal away! You think some sort of a breakfast bar, but I was like, no, it's too much sugar. It's too much sugar. I'm trying to come back. I can't do it. Is that non-fat milk? Pour me some milk is, where are you? The thing that we have to understand is...

You're my note! I need the mocha master. Why is the coffee? I don't know how to use the mocha master! And as I ground the coffee, little flecks flew up into the sky, and I saw it. also clearly, the universe

connected, the space between what I had to do. Be conflicted about everything I did my entire life. Okay, great, it was a good movie. Now you sound like an idiot. As soon as I turned it off. Yeah, at the very end I sounded like a dumb shit. Sue, can we have sex or what? It's so good. Shout out, Ludwig.

Still killing it after all these years. Hey, I got a question about last episode, since we got to rehash for at least 20 minutes. Yeah. Did you guys notice My piece of audio that I kept playing that I don't think you guys noticed. Like, I don't know if anybody read. I did notice.

Okay. And then I kept looking at your face and thinking there was just delay on your Zoom. I had queued up this piece of audio that said, oh, yeah, on my P4. Really thought that somebody was going to call me out on it, and so I'm curious if any listeners actually noticed that I kept saying, oh, yeah, in the same annoying voice. I was just trying to annoy people. It's a great pod. Check back in, guys.

You never know what's going to happen. Okay, what are we talking about? Tittis and the proverbial titus. Did you notice Yoram's thing? Yeah. What are we talking about today, day, day, day, day. We're going to just jump into the next Turtleneck and Chain Song right into Trouble on Duky Island.

A classic. Now, I'll start it off. Thank you. For the inspo, was there any trouble on Duky Island that morning? That is not what it's about. This is not a jizz in my pants situation where it's like ripped from the headlines of Yorm's childhood. Right, right. So nobody was having any bathroom shoes.

Not mine. Yorne. I didn't expect you to say that. For the inspo. Yeah, I mean, you know, we've all had embarrassing moments and, you know, I don't want to be singled out. I mean, the beat was, let's start at the beginning. We heard this beat and we were like, oh, God. Like, as let's be real.

backpack rap enthusiasts and Wu-Tang heads and all things Ghost and Ray lovers, let's say. There's a lot of them out there. Now, is this a B-Sides beat? It is B-sides, yes. I feel like when we heard it, we were like, we knew there was going to be a sample and it was going to be expensive, and we were like, we don't care. This is what we want to wrap on. Sorry, this is what we want to frap on.

Thank you. Usually we wait, but I'm going to just play the beginning so people can remember what kind of beat it is. Because it's by B-Sides, and it's kind of like a d'-a-d-sides, and it's kind of like a Just Blaze style sample heavy beat. Yeah, it's. Okay, so let's start with great beat, and then we have a Scarface sample at the beginning. You may have noticed, Yorm.

I did notice, and that came about. Tell them, Andy. How? Well, that's our good friend Michael Bolton. And the reason is we had already made the Jack Sparrow song with him at this point. Yeah. And we haven't, have we talked about Jack Sparrow yet? Do we do the whole episode?

No, no, because the video's still coming. Okay, so we'll talk about that more later, but basically through the process of working with Michael Bolton on Jack Sparrow and through our rewriting process, we learned he had a Scarface impression. And so once we knew that, it was kind of just kismet because we were like, these kinds of songs always start with a Scarface sample. And I would say there's got to be at least 10 songs in this genre of hip-hop. that start with a Scarface sample or end with a Scarface sample.

So we had the bright idea to get him to reproduce the lines from Scarface and use it on the album. So it's his second appearance on the album. Well, to be fair, though, we did look up how much a Scarface sample would cost. And it was $10,000 for each sample. So it would have been $20,000 for the two lines. And then we asked Michael Bolton if he would do it for free and he said yes. Just to hear how good it is, here's criminology from the Rake-1 album from 95, only Bill for Cuban Links, the classic album, I might add, featuring Ghostface,

but just here's some Scarface. I told you a long time ago. What a fuck you? What a half a boy? So sick. God damn, that beat is so fucking raw. So ill. It's unbelievable.

This was a big. for all of us when this album came out. Every song in this album is sick. Rainy Day is being one of my favorite of all time. I feel like only Bill for Cuban Links may be my favorite Wu-Tang album of all time. Is that true? I'm asking myself, I'm asking my brain right now.

Is that true? It's definitely top five, almost certainly top three, and then possibly number one. You have to put 36 chambers at number one just for being the one. Yeah. I mean, it depends what your criteria are,

criterion is. That's correct. Is it like front to back every song you love and feel like is perfect, or is it like your favorite songs are on that album, you know? Yeah, okay. I'll think about that. It has so many fucking heaters and the duo between the two of them, the back and forth is so great.

And I actually read Ray Kwan's book, and it's a fucking great read, although it gets into the weeds on like the inner dynamics of Wu Tang and maybe you don't want to actually read that because there's some sad stuff about like, oh, Rizan, da-da. But...

I watched the doc. All the stuff about them... You got to read the book. I'm a book guy. But all the stuff with them going down... I don't know if they were in Barbados or like St. Lucia or like, but they went down and like the two of them

hung out and made this album in the way that you're like, oh, they're such good buddies. And the fact that they had beef originally because they were from different parts in New York and then became ultra homies is just great. It really made me happy

to read that stuff. Just like us, guys. Just like us. When this album came out, I just want to point to how much of a, like the van diagram of what we would like

at that time, this is in 1995. It starts, and the music here, this is the very beginning of Only Bill for Cuban Lings. I'm really, I'm tired of doing that shit.

I was. I'm gonna set it. Tell me how you feel, man. Yo, son, check the fly shit, son. Yo, baby, take it, man.

I got a new connect. son, for real, man, fuck all this way. So that background music is the score from the John Wu film The Killer. That's right. And so, like, we, I think we talked about how... Which you had a poster of, Keith. Yeah, I had the main

movie poster. I think it's still having in my garage. But, like, we would go on Wednesdays. Oh, I wish had the Oppenheimer soundtrack behind me, though, right now while I was saying this. Yeah, University Theater, right? This is pretty dramatic, too. Yeah. But the, we would, on Wednesdays, at the University Theater, which I don't

think he exists same more in berkeley that was a huge thousand-seat theater but still played uh you know where every day it's a different movie kind of like the new beverly or something wednesday was hong kong cinema but it was like while hong kong cinema was happening yeah because like hard-boiled came out in 92 and we were probably watching it in 92 in that theater so we were just being the beauty of the bay yeah which is where we're from we were just being introduced to all the craziest hong kong stuff and i had no idea who you know we were learning who like jet lee and chai and fat were in Tonin the Young and as it was happening, they'd play Wongarwai,

they'd play it all. But the killer and specifically Hard Boy were two of our favorites. But then for also, you know, Wu-Tang had only had two other albums, right? There was only the 36 Chambers and then maybe Method Man's had come out and

had Jizzas come out when this one came out? I think this might have predated Jizzah, I'd have to look it out. It was really early in their run. So it was so exciting when this album was coming out and the fact that then it started by combining our interests. I was like, this is everything put together. That's right.

I believe the one you were calling out, Yoram Rainy Days, also, I'm just going to at the beginning. I think it starts with the killer more, right? With dialogue from it, from the dubbed VHS. And they also like comic books. Yeah, it's in the background again, right? She's now singing to the killer. I'll just say it.

It sounds a little bit like my adult. doing a bit. Yes. You sang beautifully just now. I sang for him until he isn't here. There's dialogue from the killer all over, on other songs, too. Just keep playing it. It's so good.

You just want to keep me. Fucking ride my gate, man. Word. Oh, my murder. Oh, my murder. Somebody. Oh, my God. This shit is so tight.

Are we allowed to play anything? Well, we're going to get bonked by UMG for our song, so we might as well get bonked by all of them, you know what I mean? We're going to get bonked, Yorm. There it is. That's what Yoram was waiting for. All right, so that's the good version. Now that you understand that we were into Bhutan a lot, that brings us to hearing this beat and going,

how might we do that? Well, specifically also when Rayquan and Ghostface would get together, which they often did in their kind of back and forth style. Yes, which they didn't invent, but they definitely had their own version of that was kind of unmistakable. And honestly, a lot of Rayquan's style in particular and Ghostface, really, is you can see in early days videos of when we made Stork Patrol. We were very inspired by that kind of, like, very poetic, finding crazy words. for things like just Sterk Patrol is basically ice cream. Yes.

Yes, exactly. Yeah, and wisdom body here. There's lines right from it. When you're browsing, going fishing, your waistline, banging like a baseline. Physical form is well complex. And yo, I love the outline, book, with your rugged profile,

enough to make a hard rock smile. You can't strike out. Tell me what can roll. When's Victoria's secret coming? Tommy Hill down to Claybourne. Show me some love, hon. Show me some love boo. Show me the bob and I'll be more than glad to shoot it through.

Hey, yo, peep it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. I know you love Victoria's EGrit. Yeah, see. So it was a combo of Wisdom Body and ice cream. Yes, and I'm sure some other stuff. Which is just two tracks later on this album. That's how good it is.

Yeah, I mean, the video for Storm Patrol answered the question, what would it be like if the guys from Stella and Wu-Tang had a baby? That's exactly it. And then the heist, when we were talking about our song, The Heist, we were trying to think of Heist songs. And it was kind of a little of this, which is a little of Lazy Sunday. But then you guys, in trouble on Duky Island,

you're going straight at it. Those other ones were like, also Paul Revere and, you know, by the Beastie Boys and stuff. Yeah. This one, you're like, no, this, because of the beat, this is strictly this. It's homage. It's homage.

Yeah, we're not even being like, oh, I guess it's kind of inspired. by that, we were like, oh, let's do a ghost and ray. Yeah. Had you read somewhere that they had had trouble on Duky Islands of any sort, like in their bathrooms or? No, it's pure speculation, no one can say. I'm sure there's gotta be some bathroom lines in the... You know, before we got SNL back in LA,

our friend Chester and our friend James did a thing like this. It was not comedic. They were just kind of doing it. Do you remember that? Yes, because I think it was a beat that I made, Or was it Prince, who's your buddy? Prince, Marv? Who was it? Kobe?

Cobe's, Kobe. Like, yeah, oh my God. What was his fucking... Prince Marvelous. Oh, my God. Who made some fucking incredible. No, I don't think it was that. Was it on the Dell's beat that I made?

I feel like I did this sample and fucking James and Chester did this, like, fucking ill. It was pretty good. It was pretty good fucking heist rap. But as Andy said, not intended to be funny. A little funny. It was more funny just that it existed, but they did an excellent job

of like sounding like their cadence and their trade-offs and stuff. So I would be remiss to not mention that we had heard that. And also, Stork Patrol obviously was precursor. Yeah. This was Andy's idea, though, I will say, for the actual what the heist was. Like, we wanted to do this. But it was your idea to do, like, a thing about, like, how we're shitting ourselves, like, for an entire song.

Yeah, no, that makes sense. But I think it really was specifically the word dukey over and over again was what, and sang it with this intensity. That's pretty much the whole song. I remember when I'd come in and ask, you guys would say, like, it's funny because it's never happened. It's never happened to us.

Wait a man. So it's like a what if. It's just like a big what if song. It's so funny, Keeve. I feel like what you're getting at is like an embarrassing story of two men having accidents over and over again.

But to me, it's like, it's just part of the fucking frenzy. It's the mayhem. It's about the swirling energy of the whole fucking, occurrence. But now I think we should just play it. But before we do... Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Let me... Let me preface this, though, too.

Because there was a big part of this that we're missing, which is the phrase trouble on Duky Island. So the phrase trouble on Duky Island, this comes from when I was making the McGurber movie, I wanted to do a trailer where... I think I talked about this, where I said I was going to cheat up and be like, hey, guys, McGurbs coming out, like, you know, on this Thursday. Why everyone wanted to check it out?

We're thinking about changing the title. Anyway, check out this trailer. And then the trailer would play. And at the end, instead of saying McGruber, it would say, Trouble on Duky Island. And that was going to be the name of the movie. And then I, so I got Howard Parker, who is the voiceover extraordinaire for Universal. And he did all of these takes of it.

And then I was like, well, at one season in the studio, I want to get all of these different takes for, like, if it was a romantic comedy, if it was a, like, just so he did, like, 10 different versions of, like trouble on Duky Island. Trouble on Duky Island. I probably have like 500 takes of him doing these different versions of it. 500? Okay. If he did 20 different takes of each version, 100.

Let's say he did 100 different versions of things. Oh, shit. So, yeah, because I think I gave him like 10 different genres. Suspense. Trebaland. Like, whatever. So then we also knew Newmark, who is an incredible, like, master DJ. Like, he was, he's our mixed mastermind.

And I was like, oh, like, we could chop this up and, like, have him do, like, and so that was in our arsenal of things we had. So when Andy was talking about, you know, taking dumps in a high song fit perfectly. Yeah, yeah. If you got something like that in your back pocket, you got to reverse engineer, a whole song back into it. You got to get there. It's crazy, though, because it seems like it would certainly have been you got the professional movie VO guy after you came up with the song. Wait, so, Yorm, do you have some of those to play us? I'm going to find them.

I have not looked them up. Great prep work. Before we hit play, just because it was queued up, I just want to hear this, the killer, because it's so funny that the ones he used were dubbed in English because it's just these weird dubbed voices. Listen to how incarcerated Scarface starts. He looks determined without being ruthless.

Something heroic in his manner. There's a courage about it. Comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream, full of passion. You don't trust me, huh? Well, you know why. I do.

We're not supposed to trust anyone in our profession anyway. It's got that kind of like uncanny, weird, canned dove voice just out of context that kind of actually makes it more interesting. By the way, it applies to the entertainment industry, too. The, uh, don't trust anybody? Yeah, in our profession. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm always saying. Mm-hmm.

I guess you could say it also applies to like Oppenheimer's world is what we learned. Sorry, Oppie. Did you feel, how did you feel when I mentioned that he was at, like, the place that we would do field trips as kids? Yorne, what's it called? Lawrence Livermore. Yeah, but it's Lawrence Livermore, but that's not what we called it, right? Something Labs. What did we call it?

Just Lawrence Labs. That's what we would just call it, just Lawrence Labs? When we'd go up there and watch... Lawrence Labs or Berkeley Labs? Are you talking about Lawrence Hall of Science? Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, Lawrence Hall of Science. So there's the Lawrence Hall of Science with Lawrence Livermore Labs, but Lawrence Hall of Science was like every elementary school, every year, you'd go up there, you'd watch.

You'd watch old movie type clips and take a tour. But that's where Oppenheimer, all the Josh Hartnett scenes are in Lawrence Labs at Berkeley. Yeah, but it's not the same as Lawrence Hall of Science. They're near each other, but it's not the same place. It's the same Lawrence. I was considered them the same thing, but they're not. I mean, I take my kids there when we go back to the Brooklyn. But that's where they made the fucking bomb, Yorm.

I know. And it is the bomb, that big whale that's up there. We're from the Bay. God, it's so interesting how the Bay was very, conservative before the 60s. That's a little information for you guys. Did you know that? I mean, wasn't everywhere?

Yeah, probably. But the Bay, yeah, the Bay was nothing like the Bay we grew up. The 60s changed a little bit. You know, England in medieval times was actually quite conservative. Say more. They would burn witches and whatnot. And then they brought in the Renaissance. Sorry, Kiva.

That was unnecessarily harsh, brother. You're my brother. I love you, brother. I just wish I had the Oppenheimer soundtrack on just ready to hit every time you start saying some bullshit. so it sound important. We'll definitely keep that in our back pocket, though, when something else starts happening.

But should we listen to the song? Yeah, let's hear it. Yes, please. So here's the thing. This is another question that I want to answer today because I've never looked at this. But my guess is,

whatever the people think the lyrics are online are not 100% correct. Oh, let's find out how they're almost positive. Yep, already wrong. Yeah, let's do this. Yeah, my work, it's his word. Oh, it's already wrong. Oh, it's all right.

Apple lyrics are probably just AI generated, right? Yeah. So they're going to be wrong. What Yorm says, ski masked it up, not mask it up, right, Yorm? Yes, correct. But I think you need to look at Genius website to see if the official lyrics are wrong. I feel like that's where lyrics live on the internet. All right, I'm going to look.

This is AI. We don't need to check if AI got it right. Ski masked it up. It should be maskeded. You know what I mean? Which is not a word. Of course. Passed through the door, blaze in hell with the shells flying,

spiderweb the flat screen in one shot, baby's crying. Shall we? It's crazy. Spiderwebip the flat screen in one shot. I got these bitches nose, bloody face down in the shag. This bitch is flitching. Get the fuck up and fill a bag. All of a sudden.

Okay, it says get lit up. So it says get lit up on genius, but it's get wet up. Hmm. Yeah, because when you get shot, your clothing gets wet from the blood. Now, right here, when you're running out and the Dukies flying out of your jeans, I take that more as. like, what would you say? Just like descriptive...

Like I'm shitting a brick. Yeah, yeah, I'm shitting bricks. Not literal. I don't take it as that there's any poop in your pants at all. Any fecal matter. And I think the intention was that on that first one, you're supposed to be like, what? Yeah, I clocked the word duke. You're moving so fast that duky, the shit's flying out behind you, you know, just like...

Well, also just my partner in crime doesn't really notice it. either. Duky's flying out of my pants. You got the keys? Yeah, he's just moving on. We're moving past it. It's not something to get hung up on. Well, and it's a delicate joke. You know what I mean? So we were very conscious of like, you know, slowly drip, dip, drip, drip into your brain. Right. But anyways, that's where we're at right now. It's just laying the groundwork. It was a setup. Dude, you got the key. Yeah, boy, I make that it and you dance. The shit is stolen. Okay, so. It's like we have rabbit turd.

He's like, the way in here picturing it, like, Dukies are busting out of my jeans. Like, it's like they're filling up like a cartoon with them. Yeah, they're like gumbulls.

Like, they might not even smell. They're just going, no, and that would have been the case in the video. So, when Yorm says it, I go,

oh, that's funny. But he could also be potentially not literal. He could just be like, oh, the funniness that they're both using the same,

turn of phrase that no one uses. That is the equivalent of like, I was shit in bricks. I was about to shit myself. I was so scared. It was so crazy. We understand. And I'm just like, oh, that's funny. He said, too.

But then the jeans get ripped. Right. And a bunch of Dukies went fine. And a bunch of Dukies. It's not a pile or like just some smearing. A bunch of. Oh, no. Yeah.

A fine line between delighting and being embarrassed. as to how much it still makes us laugh. No one has ever called them that in the history of poop, Dukies. There's a nice juxtaposition of energies. All right, let's keep going. Is there a chance? It's just a bunch of the Green Day album CDs,

just like flying out? There's always that chance. Always. Okay. You know how good those songs had to be for an album called Duky to be that popular? Like, God damn. You are challenging people.

You know how. like their label had to be when they were like, we got the title, Duky. Huh. Like, but don't worry, it's actually hooky as hell. Straight to the top, all number one. Most people don't know this, but do you know where they're from? I actually don't. Will you enlighten me?

Yeah, just look it up real quick. Yeah, they're from the Bay. And actually, you know that that's where we're from. Yeah, physically Berkeley. And little known fact, I guess people from Berkeley obsess with the word Duky. It would seem so. out of my jeez. You hop the face

so we can get away clean We can't be in my pant late night and I'm Dup's popping out of my shirt I can't So you've murdered a dog which is the number one thing

not to do if you want audiences to like you Correct Well these are anti-hero You've committed the ultimate crime Yeah Is there a website

Like does the dog die In the song? Yes Yeah in the song I don't know if they need it for songs Because it's so rare That's a great question

Also I think there's really no debate It's brains are all in the grass mixed with the dookie. Yeah. Time to speak. Apologies to anyone who's just waking up and listening to this.

That's me. Thank you. We do a lot of songs where there's like a premise that the two people in the song very much agree with and then do a lot of agreeing with each other. It's also one of our favorite

styles of written comedy as well. Like just in terms of the Bill and Ted dynamic. I agree with you. Yeah. That idea. is up my alley. Wade and Garth is another one you could have named check.

Yeah, sure, the stepbrothers of the film Stepbrothers. But it's like Bill and Ted, Wayne and Garth, who came first, you know? Way in and Garth. No, actually, they're very, I think Bill and Ted came out before Wayne's World. Oh, but the sketch, Waynesville. Ooh. Ooh, that's something I wish it was a way to find out. Unfortunately, we'll never.

Pitus and the Titus. Is there a history there? We'll never know. Yeah. All right. Oh, yeah, so I paused there because I had some questions. I filled up his pants, right? And then went up into the shirt area.

Yeah, they came up so high that they were popping out of the front of his shirt. I picture it like popcorn. You know how popcorn comes out the top and then sort of burbling up out of his pants up to the shirt area? And he had his shirt tucked in. But it's like when you have that terrible thing in a car seat with a baby or the toddler where the dookie does come out of their shirt because... But that's real, Kee. You're talking about real Duky now, which I don't really like.

I like our version, which is Gumbballs. Yeah. Little, you're talking about Caca pellets. You're talking, we're talking pellets in this. Yeah, this isn't cockat. Yeah, or it's like, you know, I don't want to get too much into the detail of it. But, like, it's tubular, but it's like, there's no smell. Odorless, firm, almost like, it's like a cartoon.

Pleasant. Yeah. That's so crazy. You don't want to get too much into the detail? Then you probably shouldn't do an hour-long podcast about a two-minute song about Duky. I think everyone knows I'm on the record. is not wanting to do this podcast. Yeah, that's true.

Okay. It was always just because you were worried this episode was coming. It certainly didn't help. If we do this podcast, eventually I'm going to have to talk about Doogie for one hour. Tidy night. So your sneakers are going to bust. So your sneakers are going to bust. They're going to explode because the Dookie has filled them so much?

Yeah. It could be that we have everything tucked in, like sleeves tucked in. like sleeves tucked in, you know, pants tucked into socks. That's what it feels like. You guys are a contained unit and then you filling it with marbles, essentially, is the way to picture it. So all of a sudden, your pants are just chockful, but then he rips your pant leg, marbles. Picture if you tucked your pant leg into your socks, poured marbles into the top till they were absolutely chockful. Yeah, or dukyed in your pants?

Yeah, then somebody would rip the leg. Boy, those marbles would go everywhere. If your leg didn't get ripped and then you were doing something like hopping fences and stuff, they might start bubbling out above your belt line. I'm pretty sure that's where the term lost your marbles comes from. Well, let me just say that the reference to isotoneer gloves and Dukies popping out of his isotopee took up by Isha Toner gloves

and shook the Dukies out. I mean, now it's a problem. Before it was manageable, but, you know, this is... Oh, yeah, Isotaner glove just seemed like something that Ghostface or Rayquod would say. There's a lot of specific. It feels very East Coast people that wear leather gloves to get out of the cold.

or commit crimes. And I remember Icyton or glove commercials would run a lot when we were kids. Yeah. On Genius.com, it says, you know, it's the Jakes. They want us to be chased, but someone has already put a note in saying

it should be they wise to the chase, which is what it is. And for those of you who don't know, Jakes are police officers. That's an East Coast slang for police officers. Did anything on Genius was any of the descriptions that people wrote funny, Andy,

of like trying to explain what the lines mean? Um, let's see. Like I just did? Like handholding. Like, their pants are obviously tucked into their socks, causing the Dukies to come out of the tops of their shirts.

Uh, not really. Okay. Continue. And we're about to get to my favorite line. So for it to get into your gloves, no doubt. Pulled off my ice and cone of gloves, shook the Dukies out. So for it to get into your gloves,

it's like, yes, you're wearing long-sleeve t-shirt of some sort. I say T-shirt because that's be thin enough to be able to tuck into the gloves. Right. And then the dookies had filled all the way up through your shirt and then had gone down your shirt's sleeve into your gloves, kind of like where you had to like shake some out like it was snow.

Well, that's why these dookies have to be relatively firm, right? Because if they were smeary, I don't want to get into details again. I don't like the word smeary. I don't want that on this pod. I don't want to say smeary on this pod. Okay. So they're firm. This is the Andy's nightmare.

This is the whole reason he didn't want to do the pod. Is he knew it would get to this episode and people would be describing different kinds of dukees. We're like two popcorn, not what the song is about. Okay. Okay. We're just in the ducing down the ducke. Yo, duck over here ripped off my skullie So I could dump the doogie.

Okay, so... We loved, loved this line. So, you're just ditching some more. So at this point, you guys are getting really slowed down from the dead ducy weight. One of my favorite ever yoran performances is the line So I could dump the ducy. So I'm got dumped the ducies.

Yeah. He knows you're ahead of him at this point. He's like ripped off my... Because he said what he's doing first. He's ripping off his... Scully, meaning his like hat. His scully filled up.

How did you even get in there? Yeah, it jumped above your neckline into your hat. But he's like, but you know why? So I can drop the dook! It's always the most bald lines that I feel like Andy enjoys me. Andy really gets specific occasionally

with his line reads on this. And like, and he knows your limit. He really is very good at knowing your limit. And he's like, it's got to be harder. It's got to be harder. So I got to do it. And then, yes, we're good. We got it. And when he doubles over and is laughing, I'm like, oh, all right, there was.

There it was. The fact that it's plural, again, is just wonderful. There's, there are lots of dookies in there. Yeah, in the scully. One other thing about the recording of the vocals is we talked a lot about the voice I'm doing specifically. It's not totally in my range. So it gets very grading. And I think you helped us with this, too, Kee, but I remember us tweaking it a lot, which was I did a double and one of them is much lower register and not the shrill high register thing. And we fucked around with it a lot

to find a balance that didn't feel too annoying to the ear. But it's still right on the edge. Yeah, that's right. If not over it. Yeah. We're manipulators, master manipulator. Yo, it's the chase. They whine to chase.

Yo, duck over here. I gotta ditch them dead. Yuki weight. Wipped off my skullie so I could dump a dookie. Come blaze it out the eucalyptus trying to shoot me. I blew out his back. That's all she wrote, man. Yeah, and on his chest, slapped two dukees for a bovins.

A little Greek mythology? No? Yeah. It's like the two, is that like the two pennies on their eyelids? Crossing the river sticks, you need. But you just took two of your countless dukees and placed one dukey on each eyelid, probably? No, no, on his chest. On his chest.

That's a weirder place to put up left. Right, for the boatman to take them to where. Where does the boatman take the bodies back then? You got to dokey islands. Oh, sorry, yeah. In ours, it's probably to dukey island. Right. Or Davey Jones Locker. Am I right, guys? In Greek mythology, you leave two coins over the eyes.

See, it is this. And one in the mouth. This is on genius. Someone who is deceased. For the ferryman, Karon. The boatman. So he could carry your soul across the river sticks and into Hades. Into Hades. But you skip the one in the mouth. Interesting. Well, there's just two on the chest. This is Duky Island. You got to pay him to take him a house. A little cheaper to get into Duky Island than Hades. Two Dukies.

But yes, I was aware of the two coins or I didn't realize it was three coins for the boatman. We would have changed that if we had done the research. Now, on the technical side, Andy, to your point, I did notice that both your voices sounded different on some than other ones, but I can't hear the doubles on either of you. So I think either there are doubles where you guys performed it twice and we're layering, but we tucked them in so perfectly aligned and so lightly that I'm hearing it. It just is an interesting tone of voice. It truly is not reading his double at all. I mean, really? That's good. We do this occasionally where it's like one will have the lead,

and we certainly do it on choruses a lot, where you obviously have more lead vocals, and they're more centered, and then we pull the other ones apart, and they're lowered down. We drop decibels on that. So I would imagine on this, to get the tone you're talking about, Amy, your second one was just lower, like, by a couple of decibels, whatever. I mean, this is like Butch Cassidy in the Sundance Kid. Because I'm stuck on Dukey Mountain.

It's like colon blow or whatever. It's like filled up under it. Yeah. We're starting to get concerned. This is becoming more... The Dukies might do you in. Well, they're coming out fast. Quite clearly.

I mean, just as any crime story, it always ends with comeuppance. Yeah. Now, there's only 40 seconds left, and I actually want to stop interrupting it. So I'm going to go back a team bit and play it to the end here and then we can go back. Because I think there's a momentum I'm killing here. Okay. Pretty good crab scratching there by Mr. Newmark. Oh, right into it.

We'll get there. We'll get there. We'll show you. Okay. Well, visually, I really like saying they're coming out fast because I'm, I'm starting to picture it as like a little kind of sound that they're popping out.

Oh, just like little bowls. Like little boba to you, like a little popping boba. Yeah, that's actually, popping boba is a great way to look at these dookies. Just liquid surrounded by little gelatin. One thing that has nothing to do with the comedy of it, just on a musical note, we go back and forth very fast over and over and over,

and then there's one time at the end where we just have Yorm continue through to the next line. It's very satisfying musically. Yes, because then it switches like who. And our body's all shattered. You switch like when you expect the next guy to come in. It sounds fucking great. It sounds cool.

And that is Newmark doing the scratching? Yes, sir. Anytime we needed like real, real dope scratching. Bless his heart. Now, did you find some of those clips you are? I did. I did. And so the way that that works is like that was like a, it wasn't a new thing. But when Serato came out and like a DJ equipment that could actually like just take whatever mp3 you would have you would load it up and then you know back in the day you'd literally have to like press it to vinyl to be able to scratch stuff but then you know digitally you can just take it

anything send it to a rad DJ and have them scratch it and all you can do any piece of it yeah but it's still real scratching it's still a record and a yeah exactly yes but it's just that the record is digital uh okay yeah you want to hear some of these and you were right Andy it's not 500 it's probably not even 100 whoa while you figure that out Kevin Miller just did our research on Wayne's World v. Bill and Ted. Oh. The first Wayne's World sketch aired in the Leslie Nielsen show, February 18, 1989. Bill and Ted premiered in theaters one day earlier Friday, February 17, 1989.

They were back to back. That means there is some teenage kids who saw Bill and Ted Friday and saw Wayne's World for the first time Saturday. I'm guessing that was us. I don't know. I saw Bill and Ted definitely the weekend it opened. Oh, for sure. At the theater by the Pales in Oakland.

Oh, I remember that one. Was that next to Straw Hat? Next to Straw Hat, yeah, where they had video games in the back. Did you know that I'm from the Bay? Oh, yeah. Damn, that's so crazy. Do you think that the Makers of Dookie ever went to that theater? The Makers of Duky?

Yeah, the Green Bay. Oh. That Dookie. We're all makers of Duky, am I right? That's why I was confused. When talking about the bay, since we're talking about it, I always like Dandy's line. I'm saying cop blazing out the eucalyptus trying to shoot me. And that is very much a bay reference because there's a lot of eucalyptus there.

Eucalyptus. I had a friend growing up whose dad had a mission to get rid of eucalyptus in California because it was not a native plant. Yes, it's from Australia. Where did it come from Australia or something? Yes, I believe so. I wouldn't dare guess. So this is Howard Parker reading the lines of Trouble on Duky Island.

And I like it. as it also says the date, you know. Today's March 19th, 2010. This is Howard Parker, reading four McGruber. Take one. Trouble on Duky Island. Oh, fuck. Trouble on Dukey Island.

That was so fucking rad of Howard that he records his little lead-in in his speaking voice on like a whacker mic to like lure you in like, uh-oh, is that what he sounds like? This isn't going to work. He's doing it from his house, yeah. Oh, my God, but it like has the click-in

like from an old-school. This guy's a fucking professional. He did a lot of universal. Trouble on Duky Island. Trouble on Duky Island. Yes. Trouble on Duky Island. Take two.

Trouble on Duky Island. Trouble on Duky Island. Oh, there. Trouble on Duky Island. Just keep playing them. Take three. Trouble on Duky Island. Trouble on Duky Island

Trouble on Duky Island This should have been the last track of our album Oh, me seriously That's so darned. Trouble on Duky Island Trouble on Duky Island Trouble on Duky Island What kind of movie has that one?

That really low almost whispered Like it's a secret Trouble on Duky Island Trouble on Duky Island They're all so real. Take six Take six Trouble on Duky Island

Trouble on Duky Island Trouble on Duky Island That's just please by all of these To annoy the fuck Trouble on Duky Island Trouble on Duky Island Trouble on Duky Island We're getting to a little fun

That one's not so bad Trouble on Duky Island Trouble on Duky Island Trouble on Duky Island There's a wink Duky Island Take 9 It's getting into some like

Trouble on Dukey Island He's working his way to like A Harry and the Henderson's Trouble on Dukey Island Trouble on Dukey Island Yeah It's getting fun now Yeah

That's a good time Trouble on Dukey Island Trouble on Dukey Island This is the version of the movie Island is he That's what's starring Tim Allen Yeah He should make this movie

on dukey island take 11 Trouble on Dukey Island Trouble on Dukey Island Damn he modulated so Justin checks in Yeah

Take 12 Trouble on Dukey Island Fuck trouble on Dukey Island Trouble on Dukey Island Dude he's what a king The fact that it's just going

It's in a straight line for 12 takes where they're going just, it's like he has 12 levels to do it. He's going up an octave each time. You can imagine how excited I was to get that back. You make a stupid request. You feel like a child. Like, you know, this is my first movie.

I'm like, hey, can the guy do this thing? And then you get that back. And the fact that it was on my birthday. What a gift. March 19th. You can imagine how it's like I was. Did you get an outgoing message for your voicemail? Oh, I fucking, I blew it.

I felt like it was such a windfall of riches that I was like, I couldn't ask me anymore. I thought that I thought that I was having a memory of you having him saying something. All right. Well, thank you, Howard Parker. Well, speaking of great VO is the perfect time to mention Peter Cullen, who was the voice of Optimus Prime and a big part of all of our childhoods. Yeah.

Because I felt the same way getting that VO, like, you're like, fuck, it's like Optimus Prime's fucking doing trouble on Tokyo Island. Yeah, rest and peace, Peter Cullen. None of us ever worked with him. We just loved his voice work. Admired. Yeah. Incredible. Legend, as they say, across the pond.

Oh, yeah. In Foggy Legend Town. You really picked up a lot over there. I did indeed, brov. Oh. Yeah. The hits keep coming, as they say. Allow it, brov.

I like this. Allow it. If Attack the Block, if they all had that voice, it would have been a way worse movie. Allow it. Oh, hey, allow it, bro. Allow it, bro. All right, well, one song.

We want to sneak in a Falcour versus Treyu, I kind of am ashamed of it and never wanted to see the light of day. We could just skip it. Feels like a skip it. Yeah. Really? I mean, it's pretty vile. Just say how it happened. I guess any quade that's still listening, not that anybody turns it off, but I just mean they've earned

our trust enough to be trusted with the following versus Ndukee 4,000 times in this podcast. Yeah, but that was kind of classy. We broke them down. Wait, Andy, do you want to just, like, because maybe this is your chance to make amends for, like, how this came about. Because you were a child. It's a reference to

a childish thing. It's very, yeah, it's obviously it's about from never-ending story. And there's a whole wonderful, sweet moment in the movie where Falcour and Atreou are looking for each other. And there's just a back and forth that's seared into my mind forever, you know, the audio of it, the Falcour, Atreou, because they're trying to find each other. Yeah. And then.

And then it was like, you know what it really is? It's the, um, Yorm, you'll know exactly this. The old audio sketch, the like, Martha. Bob Martha You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, totally Is it Bob?

I think it is I think it's Bob Martha, yeah I feel like we should play that so people can understand Yes, to see how highbrow what you were barring from was Back to Neverending story While he looks

I tried to turn it on For my kids And it seemed like it might suck And I was like This is the best fucking movie I loved it when I was a kid And I turned it on

And I was like, if you don't like it after 10 minutes, we can turn off. And after like six, I was like, guys, you don't have to sit there. It's fine. It was just me as a kid. I think that that is a timing thing, though, because it's just, one, it's really hard to say this is the best thing ever for anything. Sure. And then play it for someone. And then, too, like, it's slower.

It's slower than most things because it's an older movie. But it was, like, shrill. It was like a lot of screaming puppets, like going, Oh, you got to the puppets then. Well, those first, first of all, it was made in. in Germany. And actually was filmed where we filmed

Kung Fury at this one big studio, which was also fun because while I was walking around, dressed as Hitler in Germany at a studio, there would be like

tour groups coming by. And be like, hi, how's it going? So that's fun. But I was, but never ending story was shot.

I mean, and those puppets feel super fucking German. They feel they're like nasty to look at and like, you know what I mean? That's what I mean.

That's what I mean. That's what I mean. and the weirdo. That's kind of what I'm getting at. They couldn't get past. How gross it was? Yeah, it was just so unpleasant, and I love that movie.

And it was so unpleasant in the first 10 minutes. They couldn't get past it, but maybe I need to force. We can talk about this movie a lot because I was writing something that was similar with Brett McKenzie, and I got very deep into, like, adventure movies that go into a different world,

and it's all the cycles of grief, and it's pretty rad when you actually break it down. And the second act has, like, all of the different. cycles of grief of like, you know, denial apathy and then culminating with like him seeing himself in the mirror and then Bastion switching with his avatar. And I think it's a really well-written because also because the book of Neverending Story is off the fucking rails and goes bizarre places. And it's only the first half of the book that is the movie. And it's a much, it's like actually

like a pretty amazing trick to make something that good out of a fucking pretty off the rails weird. Like, Bastian gets super ripped and he like forgets all about the real world. He's an asshole

and everybody hates him. I'm not, I can't condone all the cussing, but yeah, it's interesting. Sorry. We found it.

It's Stan Freeberg. John. Marsha. John. Marsha. John? Um, Marsha.

John? Marshall? What the hell? John. Marshall? Hmm. John? Marshall.

Oh, John. Marshall. John. Marshall. That's fair. That's fair. Morses. Mawrish.

Mawrish. Mawrish. Mawrha. Oh, Marsha, Marsha, Marshal. John, John. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. John, John, John. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.

John, John, John, John, John. So when is that from? from? 1951. 1951, amazing. It's nice to know that sarcasm has always existed. It's also pretty risque.

Stan Freebrigger was really funny. I actually listened to a lot of Stan Freeberg. I should have remembered that those. I love that they had to have a real, like, orchestra. He's like, play this. Anyway, you can see the framework there for Falcour in Atreu. All right, well, let's give it a go.

True. True. True. True. True. True. It's like the migurban sex. I mean, dude, it's good cue up.

Also, we had the wherewithal. They call it a classy skit, though. That is true. The full title is Falcour versus Treyu. Classy skit number one. What I do is Classy Skit number two. And they are very similar. I did just have a memory flood back of that weird little cot that was in the recording studio that was like the cheapest old like almost military or hospital cot that was on old school springs and that we were like, we need the bed springs.

We're like, we have them right here. And we just and just like taking the mic off of the mic stand and dragging, you know, with the cord over to the thing and then just jumping on it with our butt just like going, boy, right, right, and then I slow. Oh, my God. I forgot how shitty that thing was. We were in the shittiest room. But it was like we had the perfect Foley. Yeah, it was a little Foley set up. Yeah, just ready to go for this perfect sketch.

Anyway, Falco versus Treyu, Criterion? I'm just kidding. Yeah, I mean. I would omit it if given the opportunity. What are we going to say for, I mean, I know this is a song. I guess we can't say songs are criterion, right? So we won't even talk about Trouble on Duky. I like that.

Like, Watch Me, is a direct topical reference because that's what people were saying at the time. And Falco v. Treyu, they're doing exactly the two buckets of which we operate, which is either a movie from 20 years earlier that nobody is talking about. Or something that just came out. Current music, yeah. Yeah. Hey, Andy, Jack Black. I got it with two hints.

Oh. Are you sad? Yeah. If I don't get it clean totally, then I'm bummed. However, I chimed in late on last week's up to let everyone know that I got a squeaky. And then two days later, I got another squeaky. And it felt fantastico. Now, how long does that take you so I can be bummed out? So this was the craziest one maybe of all time. It was a very easy one. All of my friends and acquaintances who do the bee and I check in with all got it eventually at some point. I did it in six minutes. And I said, to go to the bathroom in the middle of that six minutes. So like five minutes, if I peed for a minute? You left the timer running. If you share with us now the word list from that one, there'd just be words that we've never heard of on it,

that you just know our words? I don't even know. That one was shockingly easy, but I do think it's the fastest I've ever finished it, and I did do it squeaky clean. Next time there's a really easy one like that way you tell us, so I can try it that day? So you can get in on it.

It's probably in the archive. Do you want me to tell you what day? it was? Sure, please. Then everyone can do it and try to beat your time. I mean, by all means. But they got to take

a couple dukies in the middle. Yeah, that is, or else there's an asterisk on your win. It was Friday. Friday. Oh, Rebecca Black's favorite day. That's right, Keith.

That's absolutely right. Thank you. So much. And how does that song go again? Friday, Friday, something like that. Although, when I try to think of it, I just think of Tim and Zach's, Friday night.

I'm thinking that. that we just might fly away to some place. They don't know where we are. Something like that. I'm looking at the words from that B, and I would argue there's nothing you can't figure out intuitively. You know what I mean? There's no, like, what the fuck is that word?

Okay. It's all words that are words you know or rooted from words you know. And that's all I have to say about that, Forrest Gump. Damn, love that. Well, we didn't read a single, comment on last week's app. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hit us in the Titus. Is that good?

Is it bad? Seth can come back with that shit. Yeah, I'll have double the flavor. What? Yeah, I'll have double the flavor. We'll talk about it for like 40 minutes and then we'll listen to Watch Me Do Me. Get ready for next episode. Anyways, guys, this was the most important episode we've ever done. Thank you to our sponsors, to whoever they were.

Thank you to our producers, to Jeff, to Kevin. Thank you to our editor, CJ. This has been another episode of the Lonely Island Seth Myers podcast. And Keeve, Yorm, Seth, wherever you are, I think we can all agree that once this episode comes out, there's now going back. Sam, push the all-spark into my chest. I love you guys. Sam Whitwiki, take the cube and shove it in my chest. Push it into my chest.

Rest and peace. All right, B, we love you. He said those lines. Love you guys. Later, Arnold. Later, Quades. Later, Howard Parker. Trouble on Duky Island.