The Luke and Pete Show - 3,200 Cans of Moretti

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

Remember when Pete went to Newquay and put his foot through the ceiling of an AirBnB? Well he's once again returned to the scene of the crime, only this time there's another bigger boy there to help him with his parenting.Meanwhile, Luke somehow picks up two parking tickets in a single day, and a cafe in south London gets an astonishing delivery of beer. Oh, and then an orangutan entertains us all with his tales of derring-do. Email us at [e-mail] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram if character-restricted messaging takes your fancy.Fill out our survey here to have a chance at winning a PS5!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the Luke and Peter, I'm Pete Donaldson. We were just talking about how my partner as an actor, sometimes actor, she has to write down her playing age, she has to write down what ages she could realistically play. And she said me I think I she said what's the youngest you think you could play and I said if I shaved off all of my facial hair had a normal haircut I reckon I reckon I could get my glasses off I'm gonna read the lines I reckon I could get to 42 bearing in mind I'm 44 not a massive leap and Sarah, yeah that's probably why I'd have you as well. That's so rude. The sacrifices you're making for this role, it's Daniel Day Lewis stuff already. I was shaving my hair, I'll take off my glasses off.

Shaving my tash off, yeah, exactly. Unbelievable. I reckon I could get away with, I'd love the listeners to tell me, but I reckon I could get away with probably, I reckon I could do 35. Yeah, I reckon you could too. But you would look worse for it, I think. Oh yeah, it's hard to imagine looking at me now, but I do take the point. Yeah, because if you sort of grew, because when you were 35, probably a bit younger than 35, you had sort of patchy sort of beard and bigger hair. And that is the kind of-

I think I've got a plumper face, it makes me look younger. Right, okay, that's fair, that's fair. Yours has pulled back over your bones like a skull. It's hard to see how this one's going to get any worse, I would say. Because when you get older, I think Jimmy Carr was talking about his plastic surgeon wouldn't allow him to get the fat sucked out of his face to make him look younger. He said, you said you're just going to want me to put it back in in about five years time because when you're older, you start to lose all the weight in your face.

And I'm like, where's this face going to go? Where's, where's this going to go? Like it's awful. It's awful now. My face, if you were to use a boxing expression for my face, boxing people never say a boxer looks overweight or fat or whatever. They always say fleshy. Fleshy. Okay. Well, it can take more abuse, what I would suggest. Yeah, what, soak it up?

Yeah, I would say, yeah. My face is, I'm doing my own bit of kind of facial sculpting from the inside. I've actually eaten three bags of Monster Munch today, so I know what it's gonna do to the roof of my mouth. I know what it's gonna do to the roof of my mouth. I know what it's gonna do to the claggy side, the pickled onion and the rough surface of the crisp itself. I know what it's gonna do to me, but I've still had three. I reckon three bags is a lot. They multi-pack bags because they're smaller. They're multi-pack. Uh, are they smaller?

Are you being told that? Really? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. They're not a crap bag. No, I, um, I went camping once as a middle tip, a 16 year old, um, with a few

friends, um, oh, and you know, you know, Mad Phil, Mad Phil was there. Yes. Okay. This story is about my feel and, uh, he, um, we know, Mad Phil, Mad Phil was there. Yes. Okay. This story is about my Phil and he went a few beers, obviously, and we camp in the middle of middle of nowhere and we brought a load of kind of food from the supermarket. But at that point, all that's all that's left was like, I think 12, it might be eight, eight or 12 packets of Walker's crisps. Right. Right. And he had decided that he was in a real hungry one because we'd have a few beers when the rest of us were getting

our head down he basically ate every single packet of crisps and the next day he had something like 32 ulcers in his mouth it was absolutely horrific I bet yeah because it really burns you doesn't it it's quite a little the little cuts you get from the crisp the saltiness. It was horrendous I will say in crisps defense. I was saying this yesterday because I had crisps for breakfast Oh, you don't have to defend Chris to me mate. I'm a Chris advocate Do you don't think that like you know you talk about? The because you couldn't as discussed on the ramble a couple of days ago

You were talking about you hit the way that people talk about food like it's the best thing in the world. But my point on this show was that you tried to have a go and you couldn't hack it and now you are criticizing football there. There's a little bit of truth to that, yeah. Food fetishization. But is there a single Michelin star chef who could do a meal better than a bag of crisps?

I don't think there is anyone. They are. Tell us about how it hits the spot. Just how it hits the spot. There's no part of my day that couldn't be improved by a bag of crisps. Now you can't say that for sushi. You can't say that for foie gras. You have to say it.

You have to say it for crisps because it's true. I've always I've got into POM bears recently. They're very much they're lighter, aren't they? They are. There's a lot of like 60 calories a packet as well. It's incredible. Is that good value? Because how much is a great value? You're talking about 230 calories for a packet of multi. Is it doing 30? Why, Jesus?

Yeah. Oh, no, you know, look, a multi-pack per 20-gram pack, I guess pickled onion monsums are quite light, they're 98 kilocalves. We don't need the kilocalve in there. We don't need the K in front of the calve. Get rid of it. We all know what calve is. I don't want to do that.

No, silly. Listen, I'm a big, I'm a crispman. I always have been. The food fetishization thing, it's not just food per se, it's just that when people essentially take what I consider to be quite unimportant aspects of life and make them an entire personality replacement.

It can be like craft beer or go into the gym or food or whatever. I guess to an extent with the internet these days we're all kind of dilettantes, but it is good to have a varied set of interests. I find it very, very odd when people are almost becoming fans of chefs, you know. You see how Sorenson opened up that other restaurant. No, I didn't fucking see that. Because I'm a normal fucking human being. I didn't see that, no.

You know, I think it's weird. And it's the same way when you walk into a pub or whatever and you're having a beer and maybe a friend of a friend says, oh, what's that you're drinking? Yeah, I was just a bit like, what? There were two blocks next to us at a pub yesterday and he was, there was two old boys and one of them was having trouble with his knee. And the bloke sat down and went, you're not going to believe how good this beer tastes,

it's delicious. And, and he was serving his friend. He was like, he must've been in his sixties, close to 70 and yeah, he sat down with, with a pint of Doomba. He'd never had a Doomba. Oh my God. Imagine a member of that generation never having tried a Doomba.

But you know the sort of person who comes up to you and says, is that, you on the Voodoo Jazz Hat? You on the Voodoo Jazz Hat. Fuck off. The only time you need to ask me is when it's your round. What it is is, you have five cooking lagers, then those colorful fridges start to look very alluring, and then you're like, yes, I will try a sour, yes, I will try a weird chocolate stout,

yes, I will try all of those things. And at that point, you're just not able to cope with it anyway. A couple of points I'd make on that is one is that there has never been an alcoholic drink invented, and there probably never will be an alcoholic drink invented that will be better than the absolutely ice-cold lager in a frozen glass. Right? Right, yeah. That's the absolute apex of it. Secondly, on that note, a friend of mine works in a trendy sandwich shop in Camberwell, right? I should probably name check it because it's, it gets some, I might get some business called, um, I think it's called Mondo, right?

And it's next to Toad Bakery, um, which is also a great bakery. And look, do you know what I mean? Is it Toad Bakery, right? Pete, last time sound. You've got it in you. Yeah. How could it in me? You've got it in you.

I'm like, um, I'm like the Archangel Gabriel. When he fell to, fell to, was it, is it it in me? You've got it in you. I'm like, um, you pull on the archangel Gabriel When he felt her felt her was it Gabriel in Milton's Paradise Lost? Why the best angels forced to earth and because the earth yeah, I'm like that anyway Yeah, but like tow bakery for example It's the kind of bakery that Sam Smith our mate our mutual friend goes to and he came to my house a while back And he brought that stuff over. It's great. It was delicious. it was great. But yeah, it's just a bakery, it's fine, right? It's like when Scroobius Pip said, you know, Radiohead, just a band, right? It's fine.

Next door is Mondo, my friend works there and they do nice sandwiches. That's as far as it goes. But anyway, Moretti were doing a promotion recently where they had this new, I think it's like, is there such thing as a salted lager now? Like a salt lager or something? It's one of those. Oh yeah, I could it's like, is there such thing as a salted lager now? Like a salt lager or something. Oh yeah, I could see that working, yeah.

Yeah, so that's what they're doing. And this little mini can that you get on a plane of lager. The salt one you get free with Hello Fresh. Yeah, exactly that, exactly that. Probably the exact same product. He said to me, I've had a busy day at work, and I said, what's happened? And he said, well, we're etched in this promotion,

they want us to give away a little can of Their new beer with each sandwich. It's a price. You're quite fine And I think Mondo's got about five tables in it, right? It's both basically a takeaway place. Yeah, and He said oh, yeah, the problem was there's some kind of ordering error and they sent 3200 cans You wouldn't have the storage. They're out the back. You'd have to come with it. Little ones, just not efficient. They're just not an efficient way

to carry alcohol. The delivery driver was like, he couldn't have been less interested in coming to get them. He's like, no, keep them. It's like someone paying a debt in pennies. It's not right. Yeah, exactly that. So anyway, try out Mondo. It's really good. Yeah. But I am just not someone who's got much time for... I mean, maybe people say that I'm like that with certain other things. I don't think I am. I think I've got quite a very interesting... Yeah, but you would go... most of the Little Pete show, the first two years that we did it, was your stringent rules on roasts and stuff. so I think you're more like the man who can't play the banjo, but doesn't I think that's yeah I'm guilty of that. I think I think the roast

the Sunday roasting is Is kind of I think there should be rules, right? Okay. Yeah, I was at anarchy right penguin I'm not having people despite the fact that I don't have a huge amount of interest in the food scene, I still have enough of an interest to not want people to be putting ketchup on their roast dinner. Right. I mean that, that, yeah, that is foolish. It would have to take some pretty decent ketchup to, what even would you put it on? I don't know where you would put it though. Where would you actually put it? I've got to make you put English mustard on every savoury meal. I wouldn't mind that. At least it gives it a bit of bite. There's a bit of vinegar in there I

suppose. I don't know. And then people get into the little nuances of it. A lot of people would be appalled if you serve in Yorkshire puddings with any other meat than beef. be appalled if you serve in Yorkshire puddings with any other meat than beef. Hmm yeah. So there are rules in place. I was in speaking of battered dishes I was in a Japanese take away yesterday and they cooked what can we describe as the world's worst okonomiyaki which is basically an omelette like a kind of pancake with bits in it. How did you get that wrong? I don't know how they got it wrong but they added like sweet,ette, like a kind of pancake with bits of it. How did you get that wrong? I don't know how they got it wrong, but they added like sweet, it's just a lot of sweet,

like it wasn't like okonomiyaki sauce, it wasn't like a sweet barbecue sauce, it was like this, it was just rancid and wet, very, very wet. It basically went, no one has ever eaten an okonomiyaki, so they'll be eating this for the first time, I don't think this is what it is. And that's not me being a, you being a Japanese, what do you call it? Like when you stop people from enjoying something. Well it is that, it is all that. But it's not really an okonomiyaki. It's a little bit disgusting.

But I'm down in Yuki, Luke. I was about to say, you're in Yuki at the moment because people might hear that you sound a little bit different and that's why, right? Yeah, I was going to record this in the car because the car's... If you ever need to record a voiceover or something, a car is about as good as it gets when it comes to studio quality sound. And if you need even more sound deadening, just put a towel over your head or a little blanket or something. That wouldn't look weird, would it? It really looks like your sniffing clothes. What was it? On your car by the way? No, true. And so and then I decided against that so I'm recording it in the Airbnb bedrooms. I would say that like Airbnb's nowadays

they're very nice and all and they're all very courteous and stuff but they will insist on putting cups in drawers. Like they just put all of their cups in drawers and you use Airbnb anymore last couple of ones I've done have been quite poor I've now gravitated towards holiday cottages dot co dot UK and that is not okay now that's not bad but it could be but it could be very good I've never had a bad experience with them hmm but I could press on new kids the first time you've been good. I've never had a bad experience with them. What's your impression of Newquay? Is it the first time you've been there? No, we've been there a few times. So we've been basically the same place three or four

times I think. We stayed in this- Just the one where you put your foot through the ceiling? Yes, the exact same one. That was in Newquay, wasn't it? That was in Newquay. This isn't the place that we're in now, but because it's very expensive. Well obviously, they've never let you back in, are they? They did let us in because we were standing there like yesterday. So weird thing about that is a story for you, right?

We're in basically this house that I put my foot through the ceiling for people who listened to the show a couple of years ago. We stayed in an Airbnb and we'd done it a couple of times and one time I went into the loft to see what was in the loft. Didn't thought it was boarded and part of it was part of it wasn't it put my foot through the ceiling and had to spend a good couple of hours fixing it from the stuff I'd bought from the DIY shop paint glue nails just a lovely holiday just a restful holiday for my partner. Daddy will you take me to the beach? Will you take me to New Quizu?

I want to see a capybara. No, can't. I'm busy fixing a ceiling I've put my foot through. So basically this little property, it's like a little shed, a little shack, got a kitchen, you know, front room and stuff. It's very, very, very pleasant. And it's basically you have this whole beach to yourself pretty much, certainly in the mornings, but if everyone turns up, beautiful,

beautiful little secluded little beach. Absolutely stunning. Anyway, um, there's a little sort of bar, um, next to where you stay and you can have like pizzas and a bit of food or whatever. Anyway. Um, so we sat down, um, in the evening having a bit of, um, having a bit of food and a couple of beers or whatever. And my daughter is, whenever there's a little girl who's a little bit older than her, obsessed. Absolutely obsessed with that little child. My sons are saying.

So she latches on to this little kid and they're just running around and she ends up just sort of like sitting in, they'd built this little tent, this family. And she sits in the tent and I'm going over and I'm sort of being all nice and stuff anyway. And I've also got the dog as well, so I'm kind of and the dog's quite reactive of the dog. So it's just a bit of a chaotic situation. I'm keeping my eye on my daughter, who hanging out with another girl and they're being very sweet. It's that lovely thing where they're just talking to each other and then one of them

will just go and hold the other one's hand and they'll just run off or whatever. It's just absolutely, it's just the most heartbreaking thing you've ever seen in your life. Anyway, so I'm talking to the mum of the family and Sarah's talking to the mum and I'm talking to the dad. Anyway, so me and the dad go to run, like walk towards the sea because the kids want to run at the sea. Anyway, so they're running. I've got the dog as well and my daughter, sort of, I thought it was a bit of like sand, but it wasn't like it was a small kind of like mound of rock that was exposed as the sea regresses

and she sort of slipped a little bit, nothing like literally just a little scrap on her knee or whatever, nothing too bad anyway. So this dad, like as lovely as he like goes, oh my God, cause he saw, he was right next to her at the time and he picked her up and like gave her a hug and she was crying and basically comforted her. And it, he comforted her for ages to the point

where I was a bit like, when does this start being weird? When does this start? Did you have to go off and ask for your daughter back? No, but when does it start being like, am I emasculated? I don't know. I don't know how to feel. You don't just go up and say, come on, come to daddy.

That's what I was saying. No, but it was, he dealt with the situation, he picked her up, she didn't want to leave so like I can't complain really. She's still with him now, you haven't seen any of them since. So the best thing about this story Brian McFadden. So like, just by coincidence. So he is getting married. I was talking to him, I specifically held back that bit of information in the story.

But that's very nice. So he's staying. You're flying without wings. That's what he's singing. You're a special thing. You're flying without wings. You're trying to do the homie. Hang on, I've got it. I've got it Brian. I've got it. So he's getting married in that little... So they're basically renting out the whole beach basically. But he's staying in the flat that I've put before. Are you invited to the wedding? Is that why you're there? No.

No? No, we just had the flat before them. And I would hate to know who was in the hotel before me. I would hate to know who was in the hotel room. Has a Brahmin fan been married about 16 times? Yeah, he's got experience holding children I would say. Yeah. But, but, but genuinely it just made me giggle because it

was such an instinctual kind of dad thing to do and it was such a lovely thing to do so I have nothing but lovely things to say about Barry McFadden. You'll be telling that story on your daughter's 18th birthday. I got loads of them. I got kissed by Barrymore. Not just kissed. No just kissed. She's only been hugged in her short life by Gok Wan and Brian McFadden. So it's good. It's a good ITV2 line I would say.

But yeah, they're running out the house and, um, I told them I put my foot through the ceiling. It's good stuff. But, um, but you could, and so his whole family were out and stuff. And so we were hanging out with the whole family. It was, it was very nice. But he was absolutely lovely. His family were absolutely lovely and his wife was very nice. But he was absolutely lovely. His family were absolutely lovely.

And his wife was absolutely lovely. And his daughter was absolutely lovely. But it was just really funny. I was like, it's incredible. Brian McFadden's confident in my daughter. And I don't know what to do. Brian McFadden's a really good dad. He's got a dad to have.

He knew it was a, he knew it was a, and he noticed a jellyfish before I did. You know what, Brian? You're not a Brian. You just fucking keep her. You're clearly doing a much better job at this than me. He knew it was a he knew it was a and he noticed a jellyfish before I did You know Brian you just fucking keep her you clearly doing a much better job at this than me But Brian she could be a page girl in your defense though Brian's got But a bunch of kids so he's done this all before Mmm, I guess so. Yeah, this is my first time first time round round, but Yeah, lovely family. He's got three kids apparently but he's also been I mean listen will the similarities never end in 2018 Brian McFadden received a £450 fine and was bound for driving for six months after accruing 12 penalty points. There you go I'm on six I'm half I'm

literally half the man that Brian McFadden is if it needed to be proved again. You see how quick he picked up his penalty points Daltonton? You can never do that. You've not got that in you. I'll do it now. I'll tell you what. I'll fucking do it now. Speaking of which, right, I managed to somehow conspire to pick up two parking tickets in the same day yesterday.

Oh, how'd you do that? I'm going to tell you. Were you playing fast and loose? I've definitely got one on the way from yesterday. In the morning I went to Sainsbury's, parked in Sainsbury's, did a load of errands as well as going to Sainsbury's. Over the hour and a half. Two hours there. Two hours? Oh wow, there's a lot of errands. Two hours, 18 minutes, fuming, 70 sheets and then in the afternoon drove my two cats to the vet it's a new vet because the old vet started to get a bit shit and I didn't want to go anymore so I went to the new one. Are they part of the

Medivet network? They might have been they just went to shit it was a really nice local one. Everyone is part of the Medivet Everyone's part of a big network. Yeah, anyway, so the new one, I don't really know the topography that well. I thought there was a place to park, parked there. It was only near about 40 minutes, came out, bang, another parking ticket. Come on.

Ask me how many of the two I've been able to keep successfully from the Wi-Fi I have access to. Well, was there any, did you get yellow stickered, presumably? Yeah. All right, okay. I don't know, they do seem to sort of present themselves, like, you know, they fall out of a pair of jeans as you're relaxing. No, I paid them for Chuck in the bin.

Right, okay. As part of me, though though that wants to go, I'm not gonna pay this, I'll see how we go. I'll see how we go. They ain't gonna, it's like enterprise rent a car all over again, they ain't gonna come after me. I think they generally do. You've not paid them, so it shows you how brave I am.

So I'm brave, I am. If there's ever, and I did this three times yesterday, if there's a situation where I'm only going to be 20 minutes And there's no NPR camera. There's no cameras. I'm coming in. I'm not I'm not fucking getting involved fuck How do you how can you I don't feel confident that I would be able to spot? The NPR camera and where it would be it's always got it there's got to be there's got there's only ever one entrance and the NPI camera is always pointing at where a registration plate would be as you are coming in basically and as you are going out.

So there'll be a small black reflective little dual camera set up and they'll know somehow. There seems to be no other way. If it's private parking though, is it even legally enforceable? I think it's one of those, I think you might be one of those blokes who are turning up at shops with the copy of the Magna Carta. It's getting to that sort of level where it's just like yeah I mean you just simply have to. I mean if it's private property you have a contract with that person who has their private property. It's enforceable to how much money that

person wants to spend on you. What can they genuinely say? Or you can't come back here again? Fine. They won't do that they'll just say no we want the money that you've ordered and then we'll give it a collections agency and they'll add 20 percent on and then you'll go to court and then get yourself a CGGN. But they're gonna go to court over 70 quid are they? No probably not no. Yeah I've paid it. This is all academic. I've fucking paid it. I've dicked up already. So there's no point worrying about it. You're like, um, uh, falling down. You're like Michael Dougerson falling down.

It, if in case it was all just a fantasy that happened after you didn't get upset at parking tickets, no, no, not really. Peter, let's have a break. Let's have a break. We've got to have a break. Cause when we come back, I want to talk about Kenneth Allen. Ooh. Let's have a break. Let's have a break. We've got to have a break because when we come back I want to talk about Kenneth Allen. Oh. We're back with Luke and Pete Shaw and Lucas promised us a story for a little while now

about Kenneth Allen. Yeah. Do you know the story, right? You might need to remind me and also the listeners about Kenneth Allen. So we've been without Ken Allen. Kenneth Allen, the people know him as Ken Allen, for 25 years now. He died in December of 2000.

So getting on for 25 years. Right. He sadly died through complications of lymphoma. But he was the most popular animal in San Diego Zoo history because he was an orangutan who had, as it says on his Wikipedia page, many successful escapes from his enclosures. He apparently was so clever that he could regularly escape his his what's it called? I want to say cage. It's not really a cage, is it? Enclosure, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Enclosure. Despite them continually changing how they did it, the locks on it. how they did it, the locks on it. At one point, the zoo resorted to hiring experienced rock climbers

to find every finger, toe and foothold within the enclosure at a cost of $40,000 to eliminate potential holes that Ken could climb up. Ken escaped three times in two months in 1985, after which on each successful escape he apparently peacefully strolled around the zoo looking at the other animals, never acting violently or aggressively towards any zoo patrons or animals except for one singular other orangutan called Otis who he despised. During the second of those three escapes, he was caught stoning Otis and had to be led back to his enclosure, after which they placed him in solitary confinement for a few days. Good luck. I don't think you should be putting an orangutan in solitary confinement.

No, I mean, for crying out loud, he can already get out of his normal enclosure. He's just giving him a new puzzle to solve. One would suggest. My favorite aspect of the three famous 1985 escapes with the third one August 13th, he was spotted on one of the cameras, I think with a crowbar in his hand that he'd found. Don't leave crowbars around. I know that's basics. Every time a staff member walked by,

he rapidly, quickly as if uninterested, tossed it to one side so they'd see. And before they hired the rock climbers, a couple of the zookeepers went undercover posing as tourists for days, trying to learn Ken's escape route. But every time, Ken immediately identified them. Oh lovely I want to see that. Poor old Ken, Ken is sadly no longer with us. I mean I would share

a photo but he basically looks like a general kind of Bornean orangutan so wouldn't make any difference. They're not known for their like they're not particularly like quick off the off the mark do you know what I mean you think you think that he would be as a mature orangutan you'd sort of think that they would he would be a bit more chill but clearly not and and when I think we said it before like when animals escape from their enclosures on in zoos they don't generally tend to go absolutely crazy and just start murdering people because they could do some damage I imagine. I feel like they just chill aren't they? Yeah, orangutans are just chill.

I know that like certain, I'm fairly certain that some biologists and what's it called I guess like primate experts are pretty confused at the way that orangutans have evolved to continually live right at the top of the forest because they're so heavy. They're like 90 kilos when they're fully grown. I'm 90 kilos, right? And they still live in the upper canopy of the rainforest which apparently is quite rare because obviously grillers will obviously are different but grillers will live on the ground right and it's normally the kind of wiry monkeys the the Pete Donsons that live up in the trees

not the Luke Mawes. So I saw a tamarin today. What in Newquay?, we went to the zoo. Climate change is real. It wasn't just hanging around, I was very much in the zoo. But a seagull stole my sandwich out of my... Yeah, that's a typical pitfall of Newquay, that. I know, but they spilt my latte. I'm drinking like a mix it up coffee because I've not had a coffee today because a seagull knocked my latte on the floor. Unbelievable. Furious that was.

I remember I used to visit Newquay a fair amount back in my college days and it got really overrun with stag weekends at one point. Is that still the case? No, yeah. The only time I went back in the day was for Boardmasters Festival. That sounds pretty radical, dude. Yeah, the only time I went back in the day was for Boardmasters Festival. That sounds pretty radical, dude. At New Quay, where XFM hadn't set up an ISDN line, so we had to FTP all of our links over to be played out remotely. Just a real...

That is absolutely right. Ridiculous. Didn't set... You've been serious? Boardmasters paid a load of money to have a sponsored show from New Quay. ridiculous didn't set like so serious from from UK we turned up we did a breakfast show and they and they hadn't set up like an ISDN line so we couldn't actually broadcast so we had to basically

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Everyone keeps thinking Bob Villain is just the main guy, it's not, they're a two piece. Yeah, okay. I mean, the IGF are an army, do you know what I mean? I'm not being funny now. Let's not, Peter, I know you have a lovely powdered coffee in your new key Airbnb. I want my 15 minutes. I don't want you ruminating. Because you're in holiday mode. You're dying.

I'm not looking at me. I'm on holiday so what I say won't count. What I say don't count. Yes, okay. Listen, Bob Villan are playing. Franz Ferdinand are playing. Your friends and mine. Newton Faulkner is playing.

Faulkner is a classic new key act, isn't he? He's never left new key ever. Bob listen Bob villain applying Franz Ferdinand a plane your friends of mine Newton Falcon is playing Falkner's a classic new key act isn't he he's never left new key Red a redhead dreadlock man lovely my somebody used to work with Like a bit a wonderfully mad newsreader So wonderfully mad that you do sort of go how? Did you get this job kind of? Because news readers, you assume, have to have gone through a lot of miles to get on the radio to read the news. It's the news. It's the news, guys. And she was interviewing

Newton Faulkner. One of his major songs is called like a dream or something about a dream basically, his major song is The Dream or something, I don't know. And he says, Dream Catch Me I think it's called, and he said, she says, have you ever had a dream, what do you usually dream about? And he's going well actually if you listen to the lyrics the song's about me not being able to dream and that's the, it's a real weird quirk of my psyche and she went Where you based? Every time I was interviewing somebody I had nothing to say I just always thought where you based

We got out of here Lucas is in the blood sure for crying out loud before all of us said something absolutely abhorrent I'm sure for crying out loud before one of us said something absolutely abhorrent Yes, hello look peter.com is the way to do that if you'd like a touch with the old email system Check us a battery for crying out loud and we're gonna be going oh the batteries on Thursday for sure batteries on Thursday but in the meantime how look after yourselves enjoy the sunshine and Start trouble It's out of trouble, that's all I'm saying. The Luke and Pete Show is a stack production and part of the A-Cast Creator Network.