The Luke and Pete Show - A tennis sock full of Chicken McNuggets

Episode Date: March 30, 2020

Happy Monday! It's another day under lockdown, another day in the corps, and what could be better than listening to the latest missive from two degenerate bedroom dwellers like Luke and Pete? This time around, the show covers the following: the role of socks in porn, the prevalence of Dadsapp chats and their content (including key jpeg compression information), classic sitcoms, the three golden rules of sitting around your house, and we hear from another man who's spent time in a beer bath.To get in touch, it's: [e-mail]. We'd love to hear from you!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In our Jim Jams, this is the Luke and Pete Show. My name is Pete. And my name is Luke. Good. Are you Jim Jammed up? I've not had a shower yet. That's how disgusting I am. Pete, it's 7pm. Actually, you know what? Tell a lie. i have had a shower or have i have i had a shower luke please tell me tweet in at luke and pete show whether pete's had a shower or not i'm not in my gym jams i'll tell you what i am dressed in though i've got a lovely pair of moccasins from ll.L. Bean. Yes, I know the main guy at L.L. Bean is a big Trump man, but I bought these before I knew that,

and I'm not chucking them away. I've got a pair of Nike tennis socks on. I've got a pair of tracky bottoms on. I've got a nice soft grey cotton T-shirt on and a big chunky cardigan. Nice. I mean, you know your obsession with like tennis socks like laddy that's tennis socks yeah no nike no always oh yeah nike always nike always

reminds me of uh bad pornography where they have tennis socks and big chunky um trainers on take them off yeah take off you are in the middle of sexual congress. Yeah, it's not right. I mean, I'll come on to the tennis socks in a minute, but just quickly on the bad pornography, which is more of a specialist subject. I also find that in bad pornography, it seems that the women always keep their massive, chunky platform high heels on.

I don't really know why that is. I mean, your job is hard enough as it is. Why are you making it even harder for yourself? No one's looking at your shoes. Well, that's the thing, though. People are, and that's the problem. Unless it's a specific piece of pornography respective to shoes.

Well, people seem to like footwear on ladies, but I don't think there are many women around who really want to see a pair of nike max in the frame i don't think there are many uh foot fetishists compared to how many foot fetishists there are uh on of the male persuasion i imagine the foot fetishism uh is very much uh lessened in the female world and certainly female interest pornography that word is very much the enemy of broadcasters everywhere isn't it fetishist fetishism on the nike tennis socks thing so i buy a i think it's a 12 pack of nike tennis socks every year i'm actually due to buy another pack maybe in a month or two but what happened um yeah what happened last year is they very slightly changed the design

and i am someone who um i'm not going to say famously but people who know me know i've got very high arches to my feet and the new nike tennis sock design has affected it to such an extent that i've actually ended up wearing the older socks more than the newer ones. So I'm hoping the design isn't the same for this year's purchase. Aside from that particular slight design change, they are very much the Ferrari of house socks. How could they possibly have changed the effect on your arch? Presumably the arch just kind of, you know, the arch exists completely apart from the

sock okay i didn't want to go into deep water but you're taking me into deep water here and i'll tell you i'll tell you exactly how right along the so if you if you think of the sock holding the sock up by the top of the sock so it's kind of arched where you got the bit where you put your foot in and the bit where your leg goes on the bit where you put your foot in over the top of the sock where your arch your foot is there is a slightly different design um to what you'd expect the sock and it's and it used to be a v-shape um tightening of the sock to give it better snugger fit but it was a v-shape and the v-shape meant that it was much less severe than it would have been had it just been a straight horizontal tightening the new design have a horizontal straight tightening. I'll share a picture of the comparison on the Twitter so people can see it.

And to me, while people who have smaller feet with lower arches will no doubt find that more snug and more comfortable, for me, it is a fucking nightmare. Is this the worst conversation we've ever had no because i think we that's an irrelevant question because we we change that that record gets broken every week what's your attitude towards socks the thing is pete you're all over the place with socks you wear really thin ones with mad designs and they never match uh no i try my best not to wear silly socks but my mom and dad insist on buying me them every year i've got some dad's army socks saying like you're in it what's the big catchphrase that you're an idiot pike or something oh don't tell them your name pike

yeah something like that it says that i was wearing those yesterday and i thought what the flip but on my feet at the moment i'm wearing some um slippers really flabby misshapen slippers but they're in the design of a shoe um so to casual observers they're a pair of shoes but they're not actually they're very soft slippers um so i may get away with going for a stroll in them there's a few golden rules around when you're bumming around the house in a subject that feels particularly pertinent at the moment that is never put the big light on all right never wear shoes in the house and don't wear jeans around the house you maniacs no who is there anybody listening to the luke and pete show right now who is wearing like tight jeans unbearable unbearable what do you think pete what do you think um if you are on that subject if you if say you had to do a porn scene and but the director said look you know you i mean for

some reason you're doing this porn scene you're a porn actor or whatever and yeah but the the director said you have to wear socks you have to wear them but you can choose your own socks what socks would you say would be the most appropriate for for the scene oh right okay um would you go jokey would you wear like a pair of like cookie monster socks or something yeah like really or maybe like um um scout socks with um the little tassels like gray knee-length socks with all those little tassels, garters, those little garters. I'd probably go for that, to be honest. Nice, that's a nice save. That would look brilliant. If anybody was in the Cub Scouts or the Scouts,

or I think the Beavers probably had it as well, knee-length grey socks. Yeah, knee-length grey socks with little garters with two green little flags coming out the side. What was that about? It's almost like the uniform was specifically designed by a man who found young boys erotic. Isn't it?

Hey, that's where I was molested. Have you heard about, Luke, the... Sorry. Have you heard about the Cowboy Museum? You might even have sent me this. Have I heard about it? I sent you it this morning, Donny. I'm the king of content.

Do you want me to get involved? Yeah, you should. But just so you know, before you do, I'm scared to send you content because I'm terrified you're going to have already seen it and then instantly reply calling me a basic bitch. Yeah, well, the problem with that is at the moment, my WhatsApps are just filled with people just sending stuff, chatting,

which is good because no one's got anything to do, but you can really tell that no one's got anything to do. Yeah. So it's all very, very chatty. Are you still on some Dadzapps groups? I'm not in any direct Dadzapp groups, but I'm uh i'm in a group in hartlepool where um a lot of the chat is uh basically forwarded um badly compressed

jpegs of advice about some somebody's brother who's in the army somebody's sister who's a nurse uh this is this is how to defeat covid19 uh kind of bollocks and um give the normal people listening uh don't include you or i in that um a quick um pricey of what you mean by a dad's app group because it's you as far as i know you coined the phrase right yeah dad's up it's basically if you get sent a meme usually uh including dianeott in a Thinleyville racist attack on her. If you get one of those, and the

JPEG compression is so bad because it's been copied and screenshotted and copied and screenshotted and sent and sent and sent and sent and sent, and dads can't really work phones properly. So instead of understanding how to forward they screen grab it it goes to their gallery and then they send it on so you've usually

got you know jacob it's like compressing an mp3 loads and loads of times you're gonna lose quality so if you've got like if you um witness um it'll be like um chinese people eating bats at this moment it'll be uh like uh it's merely Diane Abbott, to be honest. If you get like something like that sent to your WhatsApp group, that's where it will have come from. Or builders doing jokes on each other. Just crap internet videos. Women were big old busters in the supermarket. the in the supermarket and oh look at this uh

look at this picture of a woman um sorry look at this picture of like um look at all the bread and and and stuff and bread and toilet roll that's available in this supermarket and in the foreground is one with big boobs always really prominent nipples as well dad's really into nipples i think so it's yeah it's just basically bad memes from 10 years ago that you saw on a usernet group uh can now be found with terrible compression uh on your whatsapps and it's usually sent by your dad because they have no quality control do you have to be a dad to um be a member no no um you can be a member of um uh any any group really you know i think they talk about so there must be some stuff they talk about on those dads app groups that they don't share uh

and i i think though the list of those things will probably be um pink floyd's dark side of the moon um the dire straits album brothers in in Arms. Airplanes. Yeah, a lot to do with airplanes and plane engines. Also... Tanks. Yeah, tanks and the quality of the latest barrel of real ale in the local pub. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, but I don't think dads don't chat. They don't talk like that.

They just send memes. Just meme after meme after meme. I get a drop every morning at about 1 o'clock, 2 o'clock. When my dad wakes up, he will send some more shit. He's been sent by someone. Is your dad still nocturnal? Even under COVID, he's still nocturnal? He's still nocturnal, yeah.

Safer, isn't it? My mum's a bit dramatic sometimes. She's like, oh, your dad's lost his job then. Oh, he's joined the members of the unemployed. And then I finally got out of there. They're just doing that. What is it, proroguing? What do they call that thing where they just do it?

Furloughing. Furloughing. That's it, not proroguing. Proroguing is something else. Is it something to do with the Senate? I can't remember. Proroguing has to do withuing is something else is this is something to do with the senate i can't remember proroguing to do with parliament isn't it yeah following um she uh yeah so it's that basically um but my mom was just being dramatic i was like why have they fired him like it doesn't seem weird like it seems weird that they would do that bearing in mind they

could keep them on and just you know get 80 of his wages and that's exactly what was happening but my mom was just being very dramatic so uh yeah dad is still in gainful employment it's because he keeps getting he keeps um turning up for work at 2 a.m yeah exactly that'd be perfect for him but you know earlier on before you got into your biggest passion which is dad's app um you you mentioned sitcoms and um right do you know something's quite interesting. I mean, regular listeners will know that you're, um, sustained and unrelenting hatred for the sitcom only fools and horses.

Um, but it's, isn't it interesting how certain this, this, this, if you, if you were to go onto Wikipedia or just onto the internet and look for, you know,

British sitcoms of the last 50 years, right. There are fucking hundreds of them right so i mean one thing that britain does really well is just making loads of sitcoms but particularly in that golden age of between like i don't know the 70s 80s and 90s what is it that makes if you a lot of them don't date very well so if you look back what is it that makes like in quotes a classic sitcom because you know hello hello for example it's never like in quotes a classic sitcom because you know hello hello for example it's never talked about as a classic sitcom yet like right dad's army only fools and

horses like good night sweetheart not seen as a classic sitcom um what what is it that makes them good because and don't tell me it's the writing because i know i've watched a lot of them i think it's um just being on at a certain time. It's just mass, mass, absolutely mass producing them. Like Mrs. Brown's Boys will probably be seen by the semi-intelligent person to sort of say this is a piece of shit. But in the future, that will be seen as a classic sitcom because it is just unbelievably popular.

Goodnight Sweetheart was never as popular as Only Fools and Horses. will be seen as a classic sitcom because it is just unbelievably popular good night sweetheart was never as popular as uh only furs and horses but only furs and horses was just one of those things that captured the the uh the the mood of a nation i guess but also every fucker watched it it was on saturday night at the exactly the same time and it was just it just thrown down everyone's throats and it ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and it had breakout stars like david well you'd i guess he was in open all hours wasn't he yeah david jason but like this was david jason's big thing and it was good i guess to a certain extent but it was just it was just rammed down in everyone's throats in it it's like markham and wise every christmas they're classics because everybody had to watch them all the time if you didn't

like it the first time you'd you had to like it the second time oh pete do you remember when um dale boy fell through that bar i did remember that yeah they were you sent me a video clip of uh um from an orny furs and horses twitter page that basically said i can't convention it's a convention convention there was a yeah there's a convention but it was from the Twitter page. And the Twitter page person said, I can't believe this is only like 15 days ago that Del Boy was at some convention. So David Jason, they were at pains to announce, so David Jason was on the stage

talking to all of these Only Fools and Horses fans that you could get in the Trotters Independent Trading Company van and get pictures taken and stuff like that. And it was only 15 days ago. I was like, we were pretty much in lockdown 15 days ago, guys. Come on. And a lot of you will not be spring chickens, let's say. Yeah, exactly.

Pete, tell everyone listening how many Only Fools and Horses updates, news, photos, imagery, videos have I sent you probably over the last year? It's quite a few. It's a significant amount of service space. That's all I'll say.

Pete, I've also got a real bee in my bonnet about Mrs. Brown's Boys. You want to hear why? Why? Because, I'll tell you why. It's because it is unquestionably the most popular show on terrestrial TV, right? It must be. I mean, the numbers it does is absolutely staggering, right? And yet you never find anyone who will admit to liking it.

It's almost like a Tory voter. No one admits it. I reckon loads of people watch it and just don't say anything. No one admits it. I reckon loads of people watch it and just don't say anything. No, my mum loves it and will happily go into bat for it. People do. We're just in a bit of a bubble and we think we're better than everyone else.

And we are in this case. All right, let's have a quick break, Pete. And after that, we'll do some emails. As you'd probably expect, because no one's got anything else to do, we've got some absolute crackers. Bangers. Own each step with Peloton. From their pop runs to walk and talks,

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Yeah, you shouldn't have to tell people to open up their email, though, first. I mean, they shouldn't know that by now. Well, you know, you know. If not though, welcome to all the new listeners who aren't very technically savvy, but they've somehow managed to download a podcast but don't know how to email. Could happen. I'll start with this one from Will

because it's quite an earnest start and it's quite sweet. And he's really tried his best to give us give us um some tips here he says hi guys i've gotten in touch with you from beijing before and i have some advice about quarantine and virtual virtual dating i've just finished my two weeks of mandatory self-isolation and the last 18 months of my five-year relationship has been long distance brackets beijing to zhuangzhou maybe this advice can help those that need it quarantine if you're a gamer stock up on video games luke's shout of no man's sky is a great time killer not with the bloody bug about copper isn't uh but during my quarantine i plumped for

dragon quest 11 blue reflection and dragon ball z kakarot rpgs burn time and generally end up being dozens of hours of top quality storytelling. By the way, Pete, I started The Witcher last night. Oh, did you enjoy it? Very good. Did you enjoy the Star Wars and the bath? Yeah, exactly.

It's very good. Very, very good. Will also says, get on a routine. Mine was podcast, breakfast, game, lunch, book, game, dinner, shower, game, sleep. That sounds lovely. That's the sort of thing they'd print on the side of a cup and give to a gamer eat game repeat sleep sounds like um the schedule that alan partridge puts together on bank holiday monday um he says uh sounds boring but it kind of

worked and as for virtual dating this is the good stuff watch a movie together while facetiming basically the same as being in the cinema but you can bitch at the terrible quality of the movies if needs be me me and i my wife and i used to do that when she lived in the us and i lived in the uk we used to watch series together we started better course all together game of thrones together yeah it kind of works yeah oh cool it flies in the face of your um your shout about different um episodes of tv shows being recorded that displayed at different speeds as well um well no it's football isn't it what do you mean as in like you said that they speed up tv shows to get more people to watch more of them

no i didn't say that i just said when um for some reason the office on netflix is sometimes um sometimes a little faster that's that was yourgnosis, which I literally disagreed with. So basically, in your mind, everything I say that you disagree with, you just think I've agreed with you at some point. That's everyone, not just you. That just makes it better. It's to say, yeah, I'm fairly certain everybody roundly agree with what I was saying. And then everyone agreed that I was the funniest and the best.

agree with what i was saying and then everyone agreed that i was the funniest and the best will finishes by saying also share food videos and challenge each other to a cook-off she's a much better cook than me but i was still getting a half decent self-cooked meal sorry for the long message thought it might be helpful stay safe lads will lovely old job thank you very much we should do a cook-off peach didn't we well not with the things i've got in my cupboard i've got nothing i could cook some dinner and you can have a campari little campari uh on saturday oh naughty oh not cheeky little campari lovely old job hashtag don't mind if i do no exactly yeah it was it was by the way pete i've just realized in the first half of this show you were going to say something about a museum and we

completely went off track well that's all right we'll do it next week we'll do it on thursday all right great lovely old job i've got it um just while you were talking there i managed to uh install a new account onto my mobile phone which was was the hello at Luke and Pete show thing. Well, because my browser was not allowing me to read it. Hello to, we've got Scott, Scott Rosey. Thank you very much. I mean, I've said Scott Rosey. I'm hoping Scott is not going to suddenly

in the middle of this email, so please don't read out my name. Hi, Luke. I thought I'd have a look for a Florida man story on my birthday. As it's during the dead time between Christmas and New Year, the 30th of December, I was hoping for something big and I was not disappointed. Yeah, I mean, crazy people do go more crazy, I would say.

And I'm speaking loosely there between Christmas and New Year because there's just nothing on. To summarise, man shouts about about vampires breaks windows in his own home tears insulation from his ceiling and puts it on his stove then runs it in the neighborhood armed with a knife uh 75 of his home was burned down and he was only stopped when detained by the police who were called in by his wife they've always got wives they've always got wives that's the worst thing they've always got wives what percentage of the florida man stories do you think can be attributed to meth uh yeah fair whack it apparently meth uh it does help you get a lot done like cleaning up and stuff a lot of meth heads they are very clean houses which i

can certainly do with but very dirty mouths dirty mouths do you eat meth or smoke it you smoke it don't you yeah but it dries your mouth out so you get meth mouth and but and apparently one of the cruel ironies of it is that um obviously your mouth being constantly dry is not a good thing anyway but what um because that's so uncomfortable what um a lot of addicts will do sadly is they'll um they'll eat sweets to generate the saliva which which the sugar just destroys their teeth basically but i mean one of the things we maybe we'll talk about this a bit more on thursday but i've got a theory or two and i'm sure i'm not the only one i've got a theory or two around uh tiger king that netflix series and how much of that can be explained by meth spoiler

alert for thursday it's all of it. Right. What about this from Jamie? He says, hi, guys. I'm Jamie from Cambridge. On the subject of the beer bath, I went to Japan last year to visit my family and went to something similar. Near Hakone on the main island of Honshu, there is a place called Kawakien Unasun.

In it, there are loads of swimming areas but as well as this there are there's a sake hot spring a wine hot spring um which has real diluted sake and wine in it a green tea a green tea hot spring and a coffee pool just thought you would like this cheers jamie coffee pool sounds like uh the same effects that meth would give you i think sounds like it'd be a very poopy place and you'd never even know would you sitting in it everybody's shitting in the coffee pool oh man but bathing in anything uh it just feels wrong you know like when people used to do a bath of beans in uh for comic relief yeah it seems like a real waste of beans.

Waste of beans. I love beans as well. Have you seen that Heinz have brought out some peri-peri beans? This is like spicy. The problem with anything, any mass market product like Heinz baked beans, whenever they say, oh, it's a little bit spicy,

it's never spicy enough because they can't upset people or burn people's mouths. Yeah, I agree. See also, the spicy chicken Yeah. It's never spicy enough because they can't upset people or burn people's mouths. Yeah, I agree. See, also, the spicy chicken nuggets that McDonald's put out. Are they not very good? There's just nothing going on there, mate. Nothing going on.

It's like turning up to a house party when it's finished. There's no frisson. There's no frisson. The music's still on. There's some chill-out tunes on. Yeah. I sort of walked past the McDonald's. Obviously, all the McDonald's are closed.

I walked past the McDonald's and sort of realized that, like, every business in Soho and Piccadilly is all boarded up because of the insurance. I think it's something to do with the insurance. If you're away for so many days, you have to put wood up and get metal shutters and stuff. But all the McDonald's don't necessarily have that. I mean, I imagine they don't keep much money on the premises. But there are a lot of police sort of doing rounds around Piccadilly because the graffito artists are out doing their thing. And apparently there's a few public order offences

because, you know, this could turn into... You remember when the kids ran free during during the london riots a few years ago as it's as it's commonly known a lot of people call it the london riots but you call it the night the kids ran free it was it was like the kids just had a bloody good laugh yeah and you know and those kids will now be in their 20s and they'll be like there's literally nothing stopping me do that again that was the best night in my life and they're probably still in prison because a lot of the punishments were far too severe yeah and and uh i walked past the mcdonald's i was like i bet i bet all the um chicken nuggets that they um fry i bet

it just bags them in the freezers. Oh, big time. So you just break it in this McDonald's, just grab a big, massive collection of chicken nuggets, and then, you know, what do you do? Stick them in a fryer. I can do that. I'd love to see you, Pete,

running down a street in Soho with a massive freezer bag for the chicken nuggets on your shoulder, just screaming at anyone, the spoils of war, the spoils of war the spoils of war like train spotting yeah well would you how how often do you how often do you reckon you've eaten before you got bored uh i they're quite drying i think i think i get meth mouth immediately i've

got no condiments uh i think i've got some shiracha sauce or something yeah you need condiments big time of old mayonnaise so I'd get through those I'd probably have two sittings and then I'd be sick of them My brother-in-law accepted the challenge to eat as many chicken nuggets as he could I can't remember how many he ate but it was over 50

and he said he couldn't get the smell off him for weeks They're not even that salty you would say they're just, they're quite unlovable but you know they go well with tomato sauce as long as you've got enough dip yeah 100 percent um i just i'm gonna do a couple of tweaks actually just to round off the show because we we sometimes neglect the twitter we've got loads of emails we can do some more of those on thursday but uh justin's tweeted so i'm sorry but i listened to luke and and Pete show and there's a movie about a dog

playing soccer in Europe and it's called Soccer Dog 2 European Cup and not European Pup. Why even make the movie if you're not going to title it correctly? But yeah, but too many of those, you just kind of lose your thread really,

don't you? You've got to know, they've got to know that a cup is involved somewhere. Yeah, you've got, I mean, I guess so, if you set your stall out with a pun and you're going to have to make three or four of these movies, you're going to be, you're going to be a cup is involved somewhere. Yeah, and you've got to, I mean, I guess if you set your stall out with a pun and you're going to have to make three or four of these movies,

you're going to be a slave to the pun, aren't you? If I'm watching that film, I want to know that there is a competition at the end of it, the European Cup. Not just, it's just, that just sounds like the European, that just sounds like Soccer Dog has gone to Europe rather than he's gone to Europe to play in an international dog based football competition yeah european pup just could mean that he's got an inter-rallying ticket and he's just you know popping in different places but um

but the the thing is when when we have inevitably watched soccer dog 2 on peaks film club on football ramble daily um i'm i'm i've deliberately not read the synopsis i've tried to spoil it myself but i'm just astonished as to how they can get to a stage where there's a sequel to a film called soccer dog yeah it's amazing they just love it yeah they do um glenn uh glenn entwistle tweeted saying i just changed the batteries in my tv remote for the first time are gritty a new player i think we've seen gritty batteries before, haven't we? Have we seen gritty batteries before? I think so.

I collect these Japanese disgusting musical instruments, the automatons. I think you've seen one of my copies. Yeah, you talk about them fairly regularly. Yeah, automatons rather. And I've just noticed that in every pack, there is a set of three AAA batteries. I'm just wondering what model they are.

Let's have a look. Have a look, mate. Let us know. While you're doing that, Stephen Nolan, not the BBC presenter, I don't think, has just tweeted saying, Hi, guys. Had a couple of back garden beers, a girlfriend cutting my hair beer, and now on to the much-celebrated shower beer.

Undecided which one is best more research needed the problem is steven's attached a photo of an actual pint of lager in the shower you don't want to be um having such an open vessel for a shower beer you want to be ideally you need to be drinking that out of a can or a bottle do Do that next time and report back. Or a child's teat. Where's that come from? I thought you had gone to the other room. A child's teat. They were just Mitsubishis and Panasonics.

That's okay. Mitsubishis are alright. I mean, that's alright. On that note, let's get out of here. We'll be back on Thursday as always. That was Luke and Pete Show for Monday. Hello at LukeandPeteShow.com to get in touch. We'll be back on Thursday, as always. That was Luke and Pete show for Monday. Hello at LukeandPete.com to get in touch. We are at Luke and Pete show on Twitter.

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