The Luke and Pete Show - Addicted to the Whoops Gun

Episode Date: October 5, 2026

How does Pete feel about manly embraces with Luke? And what does his hug attitude say about his relationship with commitment? Much to think about.Once that’s been dealt with, it’s time for a chat about laundry duties, kids’ parties and Luke’s days working shifts in Asda as an intensely hungover 18-year-old. He simply could not keep his hands off that “whoops” gun.Finally, Pete tells the story of a recent attempted elbowing he suffered on his way home from work. Don’t worry, he’s fine.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: [e-mail] Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the Lucca Beach shot. I'm being Donaldson joined by Mr. Luckey Moore. On last week's short, I forgot to mention that I am... It's all over for me, Luke. I bought myself a second-hand charity shop, Jolie. And that's what I've been... That's what I wore for a dog walk. Tell me about the brand.

It's not a brand. It's just a jilier. It was probably from Uniclaw. somewhere like that. But that's a labelling it, no? I didn't really inspect it all that close. It's de jili. I didn't even bother washing it.

How much you pay? Oh my God. How much you pay for it? Fiver. Five knots. Five smaccarinos. And you know that person on YouTube who said, they bet your house stinks.

Well, at least it's someone else's fault for a stinking, not me. But the Wi-Fi of access to you won't even let me wear brand new clothes until they've been washed once. I mean, that's mad, in it? I think it is. Is that mad? I think it's a bit mad. But I get it.

And I've got, you're not, you're not in a position to criticise me then. But all charity, quarks, all charity shops, clothing,

it's great to go to the charity shop to buy clothes because obviously it's good for the environment, good for charity, blah, blah, but they all smell the same. And you need to be washing things. Not a shit,

Gila isn't out to, outer wear, though, isn't it? It's just out of wear. You're not going to, it's not going to matter, is it? How do you feel when you put the Gila on?

Warm. Very warm, Luke. But do you feel, because if you've been someone who's like kind of low-key, protested the Gile up until now.

Yeah, I felt like it was, if I, if I popped in, if I popped myself into any kind of downy clothes, it's all over for me. But it's all over for me. Welcome in. Welcome in. The thing about us is the community of Gile wears, is we're very, very accommodating.

Exactly, yeah. You don't feel like you're getting good purchase on a hug, though. Not that accommodating. I think if you really committed. When two people in Gile's hug, it goes, no, but your problem is, but the thing is, like, if I may be so bold, This may come across as unfair, but I mean it with love.

You don't commit to anything. So when it comes to hugs, you don't commit to them, which is why I have to make you do really long-hug. No, because it's aggression. When you and Marcus do, it's aggression. But then I only do it with Marcus. For Marcus, maybe. It occasionally massage my shoulders, which is very welcome.

It's very strong hands. My attitude towards a hug is not meant to be an act of aggression. It's meant to be, we're doing this now, let's do it properly. We're doing this now, let's do it properly. Yeah. I'll hold on to you as well. As you know, because you've experienced it, I will hold on to you

until I feel the reciprocation. It's up to you how long it lasts. That feels, that feels, that feels like the language of an abuser. No, it's not. Squeeze me until I like it. No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying, we've both willingly engaged in this hug.

No, but I never do. I'll occasionally, I'll occasionally lean in to help you out. You'll say, hello, darling. Hello, darling. Yeah, and you come in. And you're, don't forget, I was the absolute pioneer of the fist bump in this office. Right, okay, yeah, fair. I've started around COVID and I've stuck with it because it's neutral and it's comfortable

with people. COVID safe. But when it comes to two old stages like you and I, two old queens in the entertainment industry, it's hugs all the way. And if you aren't going to commit to it, that's your problem, not mine. I'm all in, baby. Last time I hug you for so long, you said, come on, Granddad, let's get you back to bed. Yeah, that's true.

You would rather make a joke. I would make a joke of your own. than commit to our love. So I think if you're wearing it, my point being, if you are, I would love to hug you properly, that's both wearing a gile. Right, okay. Well, maybe one morning I'll forget.

Once you've washed it. Maybe one morning I'll forget and lose my mind that, yeah, that I've forgotten. How often do you washing your clothes? Because you always do smell very nice, which is why the comment about your house thinking is so funny, because you are always a nice smelling person. I've got a big rotation of,

I've got a big old collection of clothes. Some, you know, some not where they need to be in the clothes basket. But yeah, I've got a big old clothes back in the basket. I don't think my cupboards could hold all of the clothes I own very easily, in my opinion. Who takes most responsibility for laundry in your home? Sarah does her own.

I do, and a bit of my daughters and I do my own and a bit of my daughters. Right. You basically have adopted a kind of house share laundry policy. Yeah, I think so, yeah. That's interesting. Psychologically, isn't it? I touch my grundies.

Have you got separate laundry baskets? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you have? Yeah, yeah. Because it's not just hugs you don't commit to. That's interesting. Yeah, something like that. We're all in,

our house. One laundry basket, get it in there. Yeah, but then you worry that the one person is kind of doing more of the Washington. My wife does all of it, so I'm not worried about that. Oh, well, that's very good of her. She hasn't got a job. Every time, every time you say that your wife has done something nice, you've got

trying to got a job. She's got the time, which I mean, she's got the time to do it. Got more time, got more time, got on space. Even a lily-livered, Woke, general of the woke army like yourself would admit, surely that if one of the one of the partnerships, you know, is not working, they should be doing that stuff, that stuff, right?

I guess so. But I guess if you're in agreement and they understand that that's part of their role, I suppose, in the household, that's, yeah. So what happens in of your separate policy when if you, you know, say that you or the partner you've got access to, needs to go out that night, you're doing some last-minute laundry,

but there's already some other person's laundry in the washing machine? Well, then the, yeah, but then the washing... What do you mean? I mean, I mean, I will cross-pollinate, fine, If there's only washing in there, I will put a bit of my washing in there. Yeah, that's absolutely fine. That's not a problem.

Oh, but what happens if the cycle's already underway, though, is what I'm saying. Because you've not got a coherent policy. I boot the front of the glass in. Yeah. Post my clothes through. Post my gilae through the shards. And then draw the shards across your own face to show you don't give a fuck. Yeah, exactly.

It's a good policy. I can honestly say, I haven't done any laundry in my house since I've moved there. Right. So make of that what you will. They say that for asthmatics you should wash your clothes in 60%. 60%? 60%? 60 degree. Yeah, I kind of wash everything on 40 anyway. Yeah.

Well, I always do 40, but I don't trust the law. The law heat lot. Yeah, the only exception would be my son is my son repeatedly shitting his pants. Which means they have to be on a higher temperature. But generally speaking. I've given up. I just, it's not, I'm done. No, that's, and that's the key to parents of Peter.

Yeah. Anything you're trying to achieve of that nature with, with a toddler, only when you fully, like, existentially and philosophically give up. Yeah. Does you, do you make any progress? Yeah. Because otherwise, I'm the same. Sleeping.

I'm the same. Not, not shit in your pants. Just, not, I'm saying, it's just, I've given up. It's fine. Yeah. Literally, at the weekend, just gone, we were in the house. And my son was like, oh, um, I don't need to go for a poo.

And I was like, well, why have you just said that? I've not even asked you. A poo's either coming or happened, yeah. And literally I was like, do it where you want me, I don't care. Honestly, I'll clean your pants or I'll clean the potty. It doesn't matter to me. I'm not, you don't want to do what I want you to do. We've made that, you've made that very clear.

Let's just all get it out of the way. Yeah. And I think now I've reached that stage, honestly, I think we'll start to make some progress now. My last move was buying another, like a small child. toilet. Like a... Oh, right.

Like a... It's a potty, but it's in the shape of a toilet. And it's got a little hook for the toilet roll and it's got a little noise.

That's really cool. It sounds like a flush. Just to sort of go, look, this is an option for you. It looks like a toilet. It worked twice and I made a big deal. And, you know, every time she does a poo in a toilet

or a potty, we go for a lemonade. It doesn't matter what day, what time it is. We clean up the mess, I empty the potty, or empty the toilet, bum, bum, wipe, and then it's hand wash and then straight to the lemonade's placed by the treat phase. The treat fit, yeah.

It's the only language they understand. But they don't understand it for very long. They know they'll get lemonade at some point off kilter. They'll know they'll get some. Well, that's the thing. It's impossible to negotiate because they're always, they're prepared to go to places you're not prepared to go to. I've got no weapons.

You've got no weapons. I'm like poo pants. I was actually at quite a fun kids' party at the weekend. Weirdly, I haven't heard many of her parents say this, but I actually quite like the kids' parties. Yeah, yeah. You get free food. Two different kinds, really.

Yeah, sausage rolls are just always there. But also the, but then also, some of them have booze at them and stuff. Yeah? Like, boozy, man. The boozy middle class ones will have wine and beer and stuff. I love like wine and beer and stuff. That's crazy. But this one was at a big,

a massive activity center. Hmm. And the adults could do it as well. So you could, there was big trampolines. There was massive bouncy castles. There was these big airbag things that you jump on. The other people fly,

it was actually genuinely good. And then a load of pizza. No judgment from other adults. Everyone was getting involved. I bought three pizzas this morning. with the old yellow stickers on. Tell me more about that. Just bought three pizzas.

Reduce style? Reduce style, yeah. For the reason, there's a lot of pizzas for grabs, I'm like, they're going in the freezer. First thing in the morning, it's rare, it's normally in the evening on yellow stickers come out.

I'm going to make, and they were really fancy ones as well. Is it tromboli? Stromboli? I want to say stromboli, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love us got to get them ony.

It's got it's stromboli. Yeah, nice. So I've had to take some, some egg egg rolls out of the freezer so I'm going to have to eat a lot of egg rolls today not a hardship is it

back when I worked at ASDA did they ever tell you that one of my best mates worked in the fruit and veg and I worked in the milk dairy and milk yes yeah yeah yeah

so I used to start really early it was fucking barbaric yeah I was like 18 years old I'll be out on the piss all the time like all the time and then I'd have to start work at I want to say

530 to be there for the milk delivery and then get the milk off the lorry and then get it into the because I don't know if you've noticed in the supermarket if you're not predisposed and notice these things the milk just comes in like trolleys

and you park the trolleys in the spot out on the aisle so you don't have to take so what I'm saying is so if you get a box of butter right you're taking out the box and you're putting it on the shelf with milk you're just bringing the trolley itself full of milk out of the chiller out of the back in the warehouse

and putting it in the aisle and just taking the gate off the front. So it's just all there. You haven't got to handle it. So it's, but the problem with that is, it's quite hard work because the warehouse, like the backyard, what's it called,

the kind of, and what you'd call it, like the courtyard thing at the back, is really badly, like, concreted. So you're basically carrying these, anyway. Oh, sort of, like, sort of bubbling and wobbling and a...

Yeah, and they're really fucking heavy because they're going about fucking 300 litres of milking them, and sometimes they go over. That would be a... absolute blood bath. It's terrible. It was a milk bath, yeah. And then obviously,

when you're done all the milk in the morning, you've got to do the butters and the cheeses and that kind of shit. So I worked in the dairy section. Anyway, my mate worked in the fruit and veg. And so he would the only other person on the weekend working at like 5.30 in the morning. Yeah.

Because the fruit of veg would come in really early as well for obvious reasons. And so genuinely, I'll be out doing the milk, getting it out of the chitter at the back, trying to try and navigate it across this terrible yard. And it's fucking grape it hit me in the back of the head. I wonder who that was then. Yeah, then a fucking, you know,

Apple. And you've got nothing. I mean, you're in the dairy section, so like, could you throw a baby bell back at him? It got to the point where I was, like, throwing pats of butter at him and stuff. And we'd have this war out the back. Right.

Fruit versus dairy. The eternal fight. The point I was going to make is that enough time has passed now for me to not be punished for this, I think, hopefully. I'm sure the authorities have got a better thing. to do is that he had the

whoops gun there are oh yes so he would so he would do he whoops did he whoops so as to that time it was called whoops

yes it was whoops and it would you so you just basically put the bright bright green whoop sticker gun over an item

and you could write in byro how much it costs what the new price is going to be that's wild so you can so I could turn up I could turn up

and buy a whoops laptop three quid yeah we didn't do laptops right We didn't really do laptops.

It was more kind of sausage rolls. Bottles of Sunny Delight. Whoa. The occasional ready meal. Right. But Sunny Delight, I mean, I imagine the membrane thin plastic is just, you know, you can't really damage a bottle of sunny delight. So why is that on a wops?

Because the checkout person is not going to check if it's damaged. Right. They're just going to think it's going to go out date. Right, okay. It doesn't have to be damaged. It's going to go out of debt. Yeah. But what's the messaging there?

You can't put whoops on something that's going to go out of date because he's busy saying, whoops, this is it going to go out of date. Um, whoops, time has passed. What's the whoops? What's the problem? Like, it's almost like, oh, we've accidentally lowered that price. Aren't we wacky? It was that kind of thing.

It was a 90s. Oh, no. So it was like, whoops, you haven't bought this. Oh, that's the message for me. Whoops, you don't like this. Anyway, I got so addicted to the whoops gun. I remember once whoopsing a whole week supply of Yakult for myself. I didn't even really drink Yakult. My dad has a ferocious appetite for kaffirs and yakultz.

Is Yakult or kaffir product, is it? No, but it's a very drink. like all, you know, it's a Jason, I know it's a Jason. Buy your domes, buy your health and all that shit. What's a week's supply? Is that one a day?

Well, because they used to sell it one a day in seven for a week. Right. So you used to just be sold in packs of seven. I see. You could only buy a week's version. It's just a little yogurt. Just a lovely little liquidy yogurt, isn't it?

Yeah, let me just get in a couple of them down before. I don't know why I've done this. I'm not, I've got, I'm 18 years old. I've got the ironclad constitution. I'm drinking 150 units of alcohol a week. It's not going to fucking do anything. I also remember once being in ASDA, the crack of dawn on my own, in the middle of winter, and I got in from whatever I was doing the night before at literally like

fucking 4 a.m. Yeah. I had a shower, I got a bit of scran in me, and it got on the moped, got on the pad, and just straight down the ASDA thing. And I remember just being so, I also didn't really realise at the time, because I didn't have the emotional language the process probably but I remember looking back I was just so depressed. Yeah. Like, what am I doing? And then the one thing that used to get me more than anything else as someone who cared, like loved music back in the day.

I was really into it. I'd have to listen to the size of the shittest music. Like, because the thing, my point, and I made this point a couple times to the manager there who didn't give a fuck, he was like, shut the fuck out, you're 18, I don't care what you think, you're a Saturday boy. Like, do we have to play the music before the shop opens? That's a good point, actually, yeah.

Like, the shop doesn't open until fucking 8 o'clock. right can we have two hours of silence yeah and they also wouldn't let me put my um headphones in either yeah the headphones it's a safety issue isn't it the um the gopping music that

um that my Saturday job at peacocks it's kind of like a I know what peacocks is boy no I know what peacocks is I was just one CD and I was there for like seven hours like one CD

just feels kind of you know and it was like the most kind of like it was like back street I don't care

who you are yeah as long as you love me back street boys good change to be fair poor example good tune but even that

even that seven times in a in a well less probably 60 yeah the one that always reminds me

of that of that era is that song finally found by honeies which is one of the worst songs ever made.

It's from 1998. I found what I've been looking for. Oh yeah. It's kind of kind of cover it's a Westlifie dirgy

kind of summer It's by numbers It's so bad and that kind of new soul's over about that time There's a lot of good tunes One of them was very attractive

And it's like You know That gets you through I think sometimes It certainly did then I think it's all you need It's all you need Did you see

I'm not being afraid I was even a number one hit What are we doing here? I'd tell you they always used to play one thing I did I used to look forward to them playing

glorious by that German artist Oh Making me glorious Andreas Estefan Andreas Escobar Andres

Andres Johnson Andres Johnson Swedish yeah He looked great Meo me Meo me I'm a sucker For like any

big sounding Studio orchestral orchestral much. James, she's a star.

Anything that sounds big. You just make it big and I will listen to it like nobody's business. My favourite James song on that note

I actually particularly care for James that much but I like I've reassessed them as being more important than they were I think What do you mean

by important? It sounds pretentious I'd like to hear more Well they just I think they were part of a lot more people's lives than I

because I would put them down as like a gene band Do you know what I mean? Oh they're bigger than that yeah very forgetting. kind of like, you know, a couple of hits and then see you later.

My favourite song of theirs is just like Fred Astaire. Yeah, yeah. I thought that's a great tune. Yeah. What's that one that goes? Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, there was a, um, they name check Messi in a recent song. The recent songs sound like they're all stuff, and it's, you know, if you like James, you're, you know, you're in, you're in, you're in, you're having a good time because there's new James stuff coming out all the time. I'm nervous, we're getting too close to talking about Pult.

I tell you who should talk about. I tell you who should talk about. Did you see the video going around of Bruce Dickinson singing the American National Anthem? How is he getting away with that? How's you getting away with that? How's you getting away with that, though?

What do you mean? As a non-American. Well, I'm made in a huge. Singing a cappella. What is the American National Anthem? Is America of the Beautiful or? What is the American National? What is the name?

This is up there when you forgot how Jesus died. They've got them of a friend. three songs, Star Spangled Banner. America the fucking brave. It's obviously that. America the Beautiful or whatever. And which one, so the national anthem is all say, can you see, in it?

Yeah, the star spangled banner. That's the star spangled banner. It's the only, it's the only fucking song Dameshicks of the word spangled. Stupid. That's a fair point. Stupid title. But Bruce Dickinson is so good, though. That's the thing. He is, I've read

his book, what's it called? I think it's, I think it's an autobiography. This is the measure of the man. I think it's, I think it's autobiography is called What Does This Button Do? Right. Which tells you he's a classic dad.

Yeah. Every single chapter in his book ends with him saying Go figure. Or something like that. Every anecdote is like Alan Park was needless to say I had the last laugh. But he... You don't mind it?

When he even changed so much. Amazing singer. And when I went to go and see him at the time, when I went to go to sleep at London Stadium, his voice. He's like 66 years old. They didn't down,

they didn't take anything down a single half step. He was amazing. He reached every note. He was fantastic. And I was pleased to see him do that because he absolutely smashed it. And he,

yeah, he's just great. I'll do that. Yeah, I'll fucking do it. It's fine. And then, don't forget,

it wasn't that long ago in the Formula One that fucking old Damien Lewis was doing it. It's a good point, actually. It was terrible. I just,

I just think. But he was in the Marines. He was in, he was, he did enroll in the, in the, in the Air Force. didn't he.

I can't remember the TV show when he he was a spy wasn't he? Was he a spy? What, Homeland? Homeland he was

in his full uniform wasn't he? Oh, maybe he was I think they thought he might have been flipped as an army general or something.

I can't really remember. That show was bananas. I know some people like it, but I thought it was a crazy. I've started watching that KGB the American

because I like that Welsh bloke who's had a great year of winning all the Emmies. Matthew Reese? Is that him? He's the guy in Widdows Bay?

Yes, that guy. I haven't seen him anything else. great in Widows Bay. Yeah. America's quite good. It's like an early sort of, not an early, it's 2016, I think. Sort of Netflixy, bit silly.

Can I just make the point? I just want to, because I was going to annoy them otherwise. I just think the margin for error for doing an acopella national anthem live is so small. It's so small. No, but I think the margin, no, I disagree. I think they've seen it done so badly over the years. Yeah, but you don't want to be doing it badly, do you? You don't want to be doing it bad.

That's a kind of good insight into your psyche because you'll go into something going It's not the worst thing if anyone's done. Exactly. If it's not

the worst thing it was done I'm fine with with it whereas most people are probably like I want to

do a good job of this. If I threw the first pitch out of baseball match I would roll the ball and sort of

go, you're welcome. Have you seen George W. Bush doing it? After 9-11? Yeah. Didn't he

chose to sort of do it from the mound and he did it amazingly as well? He chose to do it in New York which is a

massive mind fuck for the security services. After September 11 Can we not do it in like Texas or something? No, we're going to do it. But I think a lot of people also underestimate how far it is from the mound to the glove. Right.

So you can really throw it, can he? He's a sporty guy. They're mostly jocks, aren't they? The people who kind of get to where they are. I find it an interesting phenomenon how people's reputations can be pretty well rehabilitated. After time. But I just shut the fuck up and paint some stupid pictures. Yeah.

Also the fact that there's an overwhelming feeling, isn't there particularly, at the moment, the things is getting worse and worse. Therefore, back then it was better. Because obviously Bush has done some dreadful things, as we all know. And, you know, I'm sure the majority of American presidents are going to be guilty of that charge. And we haven't got to go into them. But like, when you look at, say, him down at Ground Zero after September 11th, like rallying people and saying, here I am, you know, they're not going to defeat us. This is, you know, I want to, you know, be there for you guys. and how he kind of conduct himself

in those specific areas. You know, you look to what Americans have we have to put up with now. I mean, it's safe to part with him. Half of them fucking voted for the guy. But you know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, is Trump going to be down ground zero?

Trump's base, Trump's legacy regret of 9-11 is that he basically lied about it from start to finish. He's more... And he continues to lie about it now. He's more of a Hurricane Katrina Bush than a ground zero bush,

on might suggest. Yes. But, you know, what's absolutely fucking crazy to me is that Trump continues to lie about 9-11 now but he does it now. He did it on the anniversary, 23rd anniversary, which is one of the most seismic things that ever happened to America.

Certainly the most seismic thing to happen this century and it informs so much of the modern world. A famous New Yorker as well. Yeah, and he does a 25th anniversary speech which lies about being pulled out of the rubble by firemen. He's proper like weird stuff. He's, yeah,

yeah, absolutely. Especially because he was on from telly ringing up saying how tall his buildings are now. Do you know what I like? People can debunk it so quickly. But one of the things that comes up about Trump quite a lot these days, you're a man who's comedy adjacent. You're a big comedy kind of completest, if you like.

A lot of people now say he is undeniably like a funny bloke. Yeah. What do you mean? Some of the stuff he comes out with is like objectively funny, isn't it? Yeah. In like a brazen kind of way. Easy kind of way, I suppose, isn't it? Yeah. I just like how he always, like, he's got people who, you know, the few, you know, the few, you know, remaining Republicans that, you know, pre-mid-term Republicans, it was still sort of wanting him on the stump.

He still finds his way to just call him fat and stuff. My friend's very fat, very fat, ugly man. I hate him. But he's invited me, yeah? So, lovely. He said a while back about, I've got a friend of mine who's a friend of mine who's a friend of mine who's, on the um who's on the on the um on the on the on the on the old glp one on the ozpick yeah and uh he's a very fat guy very fat guy i've told him it's not working you won't believe how fat he is so what are you doing that one of my favorites is the frontal lorb i was chatting about this of a mate the other day

one of my favorite things uh is and it's quite i don't think people people can't talk about that much but like when he's first being told at i think it's some some airport in minnesota that ruth bader ginsbergs died right And he, obviously, Ruth Baker is a legendary Supreme Court justice, very liberal, you know, but, you know, very well respected, particularly in progressive circles. And a journalist says to him on the runway, oh, Ruth Bailey Ginsburg has passed away. And he's like, oh, she just died. And the journalist says, yes.

And the way he says, oh, I didn't know that. I mean, you're telling me that now for the first time. It's very, very funny the way he says it. Right. Because he goes off on one about how amazing she is. Right? Because I don't think he knows what to say. Yeah.

But his mannerism is so funny. Honestly, he's just naturally very, very odd. The thing, the thing is amazing, like, everyone's sort of,

there's a lot of like, sort of, they're always like nurses or something, or mental health nurses or, or, uh, you know, hospice nurse and stuff.

And like, there's a couple of famous, right, relatively famous, famous ones are, coining in sort of saying, I think Donald Trump will be dead in three months. Yeah.

Look at the way standing. Yeah, look at the way he's standing. Look at his, look at his, you know, look at his, uh, been meeting. I think he's going to be dead of through. His mind, for a man of that age, he remembers who everybody is. He remembers who people's, you know, what people do. Certainly they've

wronged him. Yeah, exactly. So that's what fuels him, isn't it? Yeah, his list is, you know, his list is a little black book is very much front of mind. I've got a bit about that. Right. If someone wrongs me, I'll never forget it. Oh, you, when we left each other on Friday, yes, it was on Friday. You were walking out of the building. You were, I think, one tube station. And I was, walking to another tube station. You said, you want on that one. I said,

now I've got the other one. Oh, yeah, and we went left. It was this, like, might have been normalous, might have been not. A bit of a,

a loose cannon, a bit of a, bit of a, character. A character. A street hero, I believe. We used to run a feature

on that. Well, let's hear what we've done first. Real, he's, he's an old fellow and he's bouncing a tennis ball

on the ground, right, in the street. And I'm like, fine, it's a bit prison, but he's bouncing about, and then he starts

and the ball really hard at the wall as I'm walking past. So I try and get out of his way. And he swings for me. Did he really? He did. Not on my face, but at my stomach. And I just,

because it was quite slow and weak. I just sort of, you know, sort of dodged out the way. What did you do? Did you throw one back? No, I was a bit like, I was a bit like,

mate, like, if your business is throwing elbows, you need to be a bit quicker on that. You're fucking lunatic. That's wild. That is wild. I can't be able to tell me that already.

I was on me, yeah, I was, on my toes. Yeah. What had you have done of you

have been connected? I don't know, probably probably the same thing because it wouldn't

it wouldn't have been very strong. It was a real whiff. A lot of people out there will try that

take that personally mate. I know, but then you look at him yeah but you sort of go,

you know, you know, you sort of look at him, he's an older man. If a, if a little a rabbit kick

had been produced he might bash his head. It's just a bit like, whoa, steady! You sound like Walter White

in Breaking Bar Trout. I didn't throw, I didn't punch him back because he was a much older man. Anyway, well that's on that bombshell we should leave it.

I know. Stay safe, mate. Stay safe. Streets are a mess these days. No go areas in London I'm hearing. But seriously, do contribute to his gorefund me. I'll get him next time.

I did get him arrested. Right. We'll be back on, oh, what day is it, Monday? We're back on Thursday. We're back on Thursday for crying out loud. look at yourself.

And do chuck us an email. We'll get through him at some point. Hello, at Lukepeachow.com. If any of the issues that you've experienced or heard about on the show, has affected you, we want to hear from Yao. Fairly well. See ya.

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