The Luke and Pete Show - Airfrying Your Big Toe

Episode Date: December 8, 2025

Christmas is coming and so the inevitable Pete Donaldson/Luke Moore airfryer debate simply must rear its ugly head. Can Pete honestly be planning to cook his family's Christmas lunch in such a contraption? One can only speculate at this early stage.We are also blessed this time around with plenty of big toe chat, a mysterious advent calendar-themed email, and some truly excellent travel tips for those attending The O2. As ever, it's a smorgasbord of conversational topics, none of which are important but all of which are in their own way nevertheless absolutely vital. Tune in and subscribe!The Luke and Pete Show only serves up the longest of shrifts, and don't you forget it. To contribute to this travelling jamboree, get in touch here: [e-mail] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the Luke Apicius. I'm on the 8th of December. We are hurtling towards another Christmas debacle in my house. Got a lot of people visiting. Why would it be a debacle, though, specifically? Hello, everyone, by the way. Hello, everyone. That's Luke.

I've had to bring in an augmentation, an auxiliary air fryer. So you talked about this before? Is that why you went up there? Yeah. Well, I didn't actually. No, I went up there because funeral and baby wanted to see grandma, but grandma said, I've got a new air friar. Do you want the old air fryer?

I was like, fucking yes. No, I want the new one. The new one's terrible, it's tiny. I don't know what. It looks like it could be run off like a car battery. Right. I don't know what they're doing with themselves. You're planning on air frying the turkey?

No, but I may air fry the potatoes. Yeah, I don't like it. What do you mean you don't like it? I don't, I've never air fried. I never... Never air fried. I probably never will air fry. Well, maybe after.

Christmas, I'll give you my air friar. My spare air friar. As a society, we need to stop inventing stuff. It's just a small oven, Luke. It's a little fan-assisted oven. Well, why are you calling an air-friar then? Because it's just marketing, isn't it? Just market it, exactly.

Well, what, you're going to turn on your big oven just to cook some chips? Stick him in the air friar. You're killing the planet. What? You might have your little light as a feather. Volvo, and I might have my V-12 Toyota. Is it a V-12? It's a V-12.

Glad of hell. And, but you are, you are, kill the planet with your use of the oven, sir. As far as I understand it, there's a settled arrangement when it comes to the kitchen. It's an oven. I've actually got two ovens, by the way. Exactly, two ovens. And a microwave. Right.

I don't need a third way, a third cooking device, which is basically the same as the old cooking device, but a different name and smaller and plugged into the wall. If you're cooking fish fingers, I'm presumed that your son likes fish fingers. Fucking oven. 18 minutes. Gas marks seven. 18 minutes. nine minutes air fryer

see you later you've got nothing else on if you fancy what do you need to save nine minutes for I'm saving energy as the Dalai Lama once said Peter that's half the time

half the energy there's more to life and increasing its speed I know where I am with the oven you know where you are the air friar and you can open it

out really like quickly and it's away from prying hands it's on the counter how is it how is it doing it so quick what's the mechanism it's just a very small

you're only heating a small the convection's easier yeah it's a small oven It's a small, you're only heating a small amount of space. Is there anything you can't cook in it? Soup.

You could probably do soup, can you? You could probably do soup. If you came up with an air fry a safe vessel, but I think the fan would, and you'd have to be quite thick soup. You couldn't have minestrone because that would just flap. I know where I am with stuff. Give me any food and I know how to cook it off top of my head.

I know what vessel to cook it in. Right. But just imagine it's a small oven. I don't need to. Just do all of the things you do in an oven. So the only thing you're not going to be like, cook is a big roast. And even then you can have a go. I've cooked like

frozen... Well, it can't be a big roast, as you've already said. Well, that's, I mean, like, that's the only thing you're not going to be able to cook is a big roast. So you put it in your big oven. Anything I need to cook, I already know how to cook. I don't want to be bringing a variable in. No. There's no need for it. It's not a variable. Because if you go to me, baked beans.

On the hob. You just need to learn fish fingers in the oven. You just need to... Yeah, but you can learn how to use it. Not interested. And I'm talking you, you're basically an avatar for my partner. who also is an air friar dodger. I think I've been an avatar for your partner for some time.

That's what it is. And then Chile, eventually, get the message. I'll stick to my own views. I'll stick to my own view. I'll stick to my own view. Nothing good's coming of it. I don't, if I'm coming to your own.

And you're both, right? You're both right. I'm putting myself in, this is a big leap for me. Yeah, because I've obviously never been invited to your house. But I'm putting myself. You have been invited a house loads of times. I just don't have a lot of things happening at my house. Pete, right?

Before we move past this, just be honest. I'm still looking at Noel Edmonds. I'm doing my David Beckham impression. I'm doing my David Beckham impression. Be honest. Be honest. You've just said you've been invited to my house loads of times.

Be honest. Is that true? I can't think of one off the top of my head. Thank you very much. But I just, I might, like, Sarah's got a real thing about like, I invite him over. I'm like, we live here miles away. We live absolutely miles away. There's just no reason for any want to be out of itself in.

I think there should be a politeness to it. I promise you. You've not invited me around you. your house? You came around my house to look at those computers. Yeah, but did you look at your

computers? I was effectively a workman. You like computers. It's a perfect time. I got to look at the very limited amount of screwdrivers you out of the house,

which made me sad. Let me ask. And your nice, expensive wallpaper. Answer this, honestly. Would you rather come around my house?

Or you come around mine. With one computer in the house or five. They were dozes as well. I know. Absolute power use of computers. You were like a kid at Christmas. I was a kid at Christmas.

Anyway. Anyway. Going back to it, if I were invited to your house at any point, let alone Christmas, say it was Christmas, say some particular event had befalls me, some kind of King Ralph scenario where you had no one to invite and I had nowhere to go. Right, yeah, yeah. And you said come over. I'll be honest with you, if I found out in advance that you were planning on cooking the Christmas meal,

partly in an air friday, I'd still come. Would you want assurances that no meat was entering the air friday? I don't want the anxiety on Christmas Day, if I'm saying. So what specifically are you doing in the air fryer? I'd just do the spuds, I reckon. I'd just do the spuds. They're not going to turn out that well. I don't know.

I think it'd be very surprised. I think it'd be very surprised. It's just a small oven. You come from a very poor tradition of roast spuds, don't you? Yeah, my mum's not been excellent at them in the past. But I have, I am going out with someone who's very good at it. So why are you involved then? Why am I involved?

Well, because there's a lot of moving, just out of aggression, needless aggression towards my family. I'll do this. I'll sort this out. Okay. So you want to take control? It's more just that if I want a complicated dinner with different stuff that people don't usually get at Christmas dinner.

Like what? Like what? Well, just like, if it were down to Sarah, I think we'd probably just have a bit of turkey and you just your normal kind of, you know, stuff like, like, you know, the normal stuff you'd have with a roast. right

if I'm doing it you want it to be elevated if I'm doing it there's a beef option if I'm doing it there's sprouts how many people which Sarah doesn't like

how many people one two three four five six seven eight there's nine people three of them children and you're doing

a beef option as well and I'm doing a beef option as well it's risky it's risky I know that I realize that not in the air fryer no the meats

will go in the oven so you elevate and a roast in by doing a beef option as well just giving everyone the option. So the elevation of... Cream of horseradish sauce. Stuffing. Do you want to...

You're not making horses right? There's no way you're making horse. I'm not making horse juice sauce. But I reckon I could do. You're opening the jar. How do I want to say is a horse are they big? I know how big, I know radishes and I know like wasabi. What that looks like. I don't know what horse radish says. It's got a hoof. Yeah, what is it like? Like, I think they're tricking us. I don't think it actually exists. For me to how to elevate... Oh, it looks like ginger. It looks like ginger. Right. But obviously it's not ginger. I see. I see, I see. The elevation of the Christmas lunch in my family tends to be

it's things like different condiment options. Right, yeah, fair. Stuffing. And then we have some traditional Scottish stuff, like mealy puddings and stuff like that. See, that's complicated. Yeah, and like particular types of stuffing and that kind of thing. That only happens at Christmas.

I did the Thanksgiving meal for the Wi-Fi of access to last week. It looked good. It was very good, actually. My sister and I did it. she was great at it I did my bit and it turned out really well and one thing I did do

from scratch off the top of my head it was a stuffing right like a sausage and kind of apple and sage stuffing

and it was actually very good yeah to go just to bake in the oven but just a lot of what we're talking here the chopping up the fruit very fine

a little bit like a lot of salt and breadcrums and stuff I sliced up kind of crusty loaf right for the breadcrumbs i did a load of sausage meat and apples slight like sort of shredded apple and then sage yeah um i had a few cranberries in there as well and like fried off some onions some garlic and some celery really kind of fried

those off yeah then put the sausage and stuff everything in the same panes just basically cooked it all down then packed it i use an egg to bind the it up together packed it in like a baking dish and then baked it for like an hour and ten minutes came out great nice came out really that? What time when you eat your Christmas lunch do you think?

I'll probably try and do it quite early. So you can get on the piss? You can get on the piss? Get on my piss? Yeah.

I was a bit, yeah. But I was not drinking at the moment I was quite worried about I've made them a little Christmas cake

and I did absolutely douse it in booze. Did that might do you have some? I don't know. I've got, I've left.

I've thrown that hand grenade in the house and my mum will have to administer it right, you're quite frank. You'll still be up and up

up in front of the beak for for providing the time. Yeah. Dina Petty. Yeah. You surely you will. Surely you will. Murder.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing for Christmas this year. I haven't worked it out yet. But we've got what? A few couple of weeks to work it out. Yeah.

It comes around quick. It does come around quick and it's now it's December and I know for a fact that like I've got a couple of, I've got to say Wolf Alice tomorrow. How are you? Which will give you some listeners, keen-eared listeners, some idea as to when this was recorded. Where are they playing?

Or two, which is actually quite good for me. Terrible for you, but good for me. So my friend Adam Jarell of the offensive and Jackie the Ripper and Sherlock and co-fame. He's the lead singer-wall fellas, is he? He's actually a very good singer. He used to be, he was in Jersey Boys.

Yes. Fucking brilliant singer. Was he that old man who was Frankie Valley? Yeah. I don't think he played Frankie Valley. Right. But he played one of the... Wasn't it the New York Jersey Boys

where it was, where Frankie Valley was on the stage? Yeah, he's still performing, isn't it? I mean, that's a strong P, as a small P, I would say. How old you reckon he is? He's in his 90s. He's 91. Yeah.

He's also in soprano. Is he? Yeah. But Adam is a brilliant singer and he's one of those guys. I think I said this to you before. He's one of those guys who you think you can sing. Fuck me. You hear him sing and you think, Jesus.

Yeah. Different level, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. He lives right near the O2. So I've got a little hack, which is I could drive to his house, use his parking space. Nice. That is a hack.

And if I want to have a little drink, I'll stay at his house. Yeah. But if I don't, I could just. drive home from there. It's easy to get a bus in, it's about 10 minute bus from O2 to his house. Nice. Yeah, to be honest, the parking options are a lot better than you think they should be, I think, at the O2.

But I'm not going, I'm not going close to the O2 in the car. I'll just averse to that. There's no way I can do that. Would you do that? I've done that a few times, yeah. Right. There's like a little sort of digital football sort of dungeon, basement sort of thing that you can go to. And it's like a bar. You can buy of like, you know, your usual

tearing shares and onions onion rings and stuff. Yeah, they've got like a peach of express and stuff. Yeah, and there's like a football thing you can go to and you can sort of have a game, not have a game of football, but they have like screens where you've got to kick the football at the targets and stuff. It's a lot of fun, really hard work.

You're going to do that while we'll further from there. I'll do, I don't know who's in support, but I'll do the support. Would you like to play O2 if you were a band of that size? To me it feels a bit shit they're playing the O2. I don't know, I saw a pulp there and that was all right. Depending on your seats, really. I said, you know what dear. Last artist I saw there was Ice Cube

Yeah Supported by Cypress Hill I'm going to try and get tickets Wutang are playing there in the new In the Mayish Wutang crew Wootang crew Wutang crew

Yeah it's a farewell tour Oh They'll be back There's money to be made surely It's quite The last time I went to the O2 Was actually from wrestling And the ticket said

If you have vertical Please talk please alert Somebody Because it's so high But still quite good still quite good seats. Yeah, I also went there to see Peter Kay as well. You love a bit of Peter Kay.

I actually quite like Peter Kay. I took my mother. He did a rare interview, didn't he? He looks, is he unwell? I think that's been the room for the last 10 years. I just think he's a bit of recluse and good on him. That's what I would do, I think, if I was his level of fame. Yeah, I'm actually really unwell.

He'll leave me a love. Yeah. I'm not doing a benefit. No. That's him going, I'm not doing charity event. But when I saw him, I liked him, it was good. obviously very good as a stand-up, right? Clearly very relatable, very charismatic.

I could totally see what people like him. But to me, it was, there was like too much of shout out a 1980s TV theme and I'll sing it. Yeah. And that went off like 20 minutes. And after that, he just named... If you could get away with that, I mean...

He's just naming chocolate bars after that. It's like, that shit I'm not that into. You would be happy with that, wouldn't you? I'm into him doing jokes. Right. Observational jokes about his life because I think he's funny. My mum was absolutely in tears. She's loving it. Good.

Yeah. Good stuff. He did a really funny joke where the one that sticks in my mind is he was talking about famous people that he's had to come to see him on this run. And he said, ladies and gentlemen, I'm absolutely honored and delighted to share with you that tonight we have a very special guest. I've just spotted them in the audience, very special guest. And I hope they're not too embarrassed, but I'm really, really honored

that in the audience here tonight, can I present to you the great. Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber and everyone like cheered and then he said actually can we get the lights on Lord Weber so we can just you know and then the lights go up he goes I'm terribly sorry madam yeah good it's a good joke

because Andrew Lou Weber looks so weird it works so well it was really funny anyway and Peter let's have a break when we come back I've got an email which is also Christmas theme that I think you'll enjoy

okay then we're back with a look and Pete show and it's time for some bloody emails for crying outload of look you yeah before we do the um christmas one though i've got another one for you welcome back everyone yes sure it should be right shouldn't i yeah particularly this time of year dart starts next week by the way littler yeah is he gonna win it everyone's all i've got asking me that's all i've got he's is he transcended the sport do you think now um because you don't really like darts do you

but you know he is i know he is i not like um i know polly james it does the um telly for it i'm actually quite good friends with emma peyton who does the darts she she she she wanted um she always wanted to do the darts, but they wouldn't let her do it because they weren't keen because she had a neck tattoo. I know, she's very good. It's the fucking dance. Why she should be doing it. Exactly. I know. I don't know her, but I've seen her until she's very good.

But Emma Payton, who is basically the main anchor for darts on Sky Sports. Right. She's great. She's an absolute gem. Such a lovely person and a brilliant presenter. Anyway, one of the interesting stories I predict for the darts this year will be...

Have you heard of Bo Greaves? Someone will throw a dart at someone's head in it, it will pop like a balloon. Imagine that. Yeah. My uncle once threw a dart at the dartboard in the back garden when my mum poked her head out the window and it's stuck in her head. It's like a fucking bino. Yeah, it was like a fucking comic strip.

Yeah, it was. Sorry, crack on. What was your... Bo Greaves, is her name. Bo Greaves. She's 21. Right. She's another prodigy in the kind of mold of Luke Littler.

Right. She's not quite as good as his. at least not yet they're around the same age she's a little bit older but she's only 21 now and she's already the three-time women's darts world champion

in a row right she won the first one I think she's 18 and she's in the world's this year right playing against the first time I don't know it's the first time I think she's won she's won three in gluge in Kluge in SBOG

there's loads of events in Gandia in darts yeah Budapest so she entered the world championship a couple of years ago I didn't do that well, but for all account, she's actually very, very good and much, much better now. Bore and Darrow. Yeah.

Good nickname. Yeah, that's her nickname. So that'll be one worth looking at as well. Yeah. So I make sure for that. But anyway, before we do the Christmas deemed email, what about this from Joe? He's is, Hello, the Luke and the Pete.

Following on for a recent email about toenails, I thought I'd chime in with my own toenail adventure. Back in 2013, 14, while working full-time in the hospitality industry, my toenail took the brunt of my underline undersized battered vans as I spent each day on my feet for up to 12 hours at a time. This led to my first toenail removal in 2013 and a long weekend spent in bed with my foot raised where I binged almost all of Breaking Bad in a one-month Netflix trial. The following year after failing to replace the now, even more battered vans, had a similar

issue on the exact same toe. This time the doctor suggested removing just the ingrown part of the toe now as opposed to the whole thing. However, after revealing that I was going away traveling for four months, but in a few weeks the procedure, the doctor agreed to once again remove the whole toe now so it would not and grow again while I was away. Right. As you can imagine, a

fleshy big toe on the white tropical beaches of Thailand and beyond was not exactly a sexy look. However, what I did not expect was the attention I would get from some fishy friends. I enrolled in a four-day open water scuba diving course on the island of Coatow. When taking to the open ocean, I discovered

that following me on the tip of my fleshy big toe was a trail of tiny fish you would get at foot spars and shopping centres. despite the reputation of the now cancelled fish because of course those fish have been cancelled haven't they? They've been cancelled, yeah. I successfully managed to avoid any infection and was pleasantly satisfied

with the work of my new friends who were, of course, able to enjoy a tasty toe meal. I haven't suffered any more toe now misfortune since then, and would wholeheartedly recommend those freaky fish to any ingrown toll now sufferer. Do you reckon they sort of thought it was like a big scallop?

Like a big scallop? Lovely fleshy fish. Well, they cancelled those fish in the shopper sets because it was like cruel or was it because unhygienic or what? I don't think it was cruel to, I think people thought that it might be in a situation where you, where there might be cross-contamination and infection and stuff. If I'm eating your toes and you've got something nasty,

a little bit of athletes' foot or whatever and then I go and nibble on someone else's, that's going to spread it, isn't it? I ain't getting involved with that stuff. I think it's probably something I would have done until I read that. The bloody the crispy

chili oil that I like I read recently that back in like 2017 there was a bit of a there's a bit of a problem with heavy nails

being in them really? Yeah I'm bit annoyed about that specific manufacturer that specific manufacturer yeah could expect

some of your issues couldn't it I bought a jar for Charlie for the secret Santa have you fucking hell before or after

you found that well no before I found out he'll be fine now I'm eating it he can eat it it's not That's not the endorsement you think it is.

I'm eating it. Everyone can eat it. I did give him two other options as well if you didn't want to get involved with the Low Gamma. Does he know that it's you in the Secret of Center? I think he'll have some idea.

Who else buys three charts of chili oil? Well, he'll know after he opens it, yeah. My friend Dan. Who have you got in the Secret Center? Bruno. What do you buy a man who's got everything? Tees in it. You know what Bruno did at University?

What did you? 19th century American history. Oh, lovely. You're going to buy him a musket? Yeah. You're going to buy him a substitute? You're going to buy him a subjugation of a native. I've got him a cult revolver.

Subjugation of a native. Are you going to give him a... Don't think you can even say a native American, aren't you? Native American, aren't you? A native. I don't know. Be cancelled with those fish, if you carry on. What was the other question you're going to ask me? I can't remember, no.

My friend Dan, who I don't see any more, sadly. And it's a shame, and you'll find out why it's a shame. Right. He got nibbled to death. We played football with him, right? Right. and he got a toe injury and he had to have his big toe now removed

and when it healed and he showed it to us his big toe looked exactly and I do mean exactly like Popeye what do you mean like a massive big chin with a little pipe yeah it looks exactly like it I sometimes think of him and think

if I could see him again so that he thinks he's moved away now I would ask him about his big toe yeah is it still okay I was on what's that group with him for a while and he never replied to any messages one of those guys because you keep demanding

foot for pictures. That one's building up to that. I didn't even get to that bit. He's turned on an orly fan. I want to look at the top. But why don't you read this email, Peter, from... It's from Andy.

Yeah. Hi, guys. I'm the youngest of three boys. And when my oldest brother turned 25 that December, my parents decided they were no longer giving Advent calendars or Easter eggs.

Absolutely gutted. Q my huge rant. I was only 18, and surely I deserved another seven years of Advent calendars and Easter eggs. The cut-off point should be the same age for everyone.

Not some arbitrary ruling, or at least choose the youngest, surely, to cut off. Well, they've got to stagger it, surely. Yeah. They've got to phase it out. Exactly. This has become such a talking point at family events,

that this year something relatively sinister has begun. A member of my family has been posting me in Advent calendar daily for a week. So that I now have the seven that I'm owed. However, none of them are owning up. My wife thinks it's a bit like the plot from the girl with a dragon tattoo or their list with laxatives or drugs. I don't know what the plot from the girl from a dragon tattoo is. Isn't it that someone keeps getting really beautiful pressed flowers from a mystery sender?

Right. I think that's part of that. I've not read it, but I believe that's part of the plot. Yeah, Andy, you've had a stinker there, and I think that's... I think he's a right to feel aggrieved. Yeah, absolutely huge. I'm aggrieved. I bought a...

I always buy Sarah on those swanky advent calendars for the high street shops, or the department shops. What, the beauty ones? Yeah. Okay. They're expensive, right? This year we went for... I went for...

Look fantastic. Right. Slightly cheaper than previous years. Anyway, it got to the sorting office. Oh, you told me this? Yeah. And then they could deliver it. So I bought a backup one on eBay. Yeah.

Because they refunded me. You told me the story last week, Peter. Did I? Yeah. Carry on, no, it's fine. I'll not hear it again. And I bought last year's Advent calendar. No, you said that you were confused as to how it got to the sorting office without an address on it.

Well, okay, have this as an addendum. Is this an epilogue? An epilogue to my tale of sadness. Yeah. I was dragged down the street. My Royal Dadness, that was from Do the Bartman. Oh, nice. I believe. That is lovely to hear that mentioned.

Indeed. And if anyone's going to do the Bartman, it would of course be me. I see myself as a little Dennis and the Men's kind of character. Anyway, and so the original turns up. And I'm like, fucking brilliant. But I've already bought a backup. Can you use the original? Well, I went on the eBay, and I bought the backup, and it arrived.

It was all used stuff. Oh, right. Or at the very least, it was last year's Advent calendar. So you've been scammed? I've been scammed in that, not really because they didn't say it was this year's Advent calendar. Right, but you've still basically been scammed.

I have basically been scammed. And you must be annoyed particularly because you consider yourself an internet expert. Yeah, but when I'm in a hurry, I just, everything, I'm just like that, that, that, so it's the same of the fucking Labuboos. I've fallen a bit, Luke.

Yeah, how many fake Lububes did you buy? I bought one expensive, 50 quid fake Labubu. So my 10-year-old niece has got a labubu, a real one. a big one. My mum bought for her. Yeah. And I've never seen the devotion

that it caused to her to her grandmother. Right. She was so, so happy to have it. Yeah. They don't even do anything, do they?

No, and I'm fairly certain. The fix, look exactly the same with the other one. So. Well, how do you know it's fake then?

QR code. What do you mean? Are you QR code and nothing? It's got a scan it and goes, right? You are a uniquely boo-boo-boo

or something. I don't know. But, yeah. Right. So is it ruined, it's ruined the partner you have access

but it's just the backup one which is full of old are you going to horsey stuff are you going to propose at Christmas no you keep asking me whether I'm going to propose

she doesn't want it I don't want it how do you know she doesn't want it because sometimes people say stuff because I don't want to be awkward well I don't know I don't know

I don't know I don't get into her status but I think be romantic wouldn't it but you the only reason why you say this is that's that to you and Jim you said to me and Jim

you both get equally as well and the only reason you say that is because you say that married men live longer. They do. You sound like Andrew Ted. And also because I want a party. Yeah.

You're not getting in my house. You're not getting away to my house. We're not having it at the house. I bring a computer. Yeah. Don't say I sound like Andrew Tate just because I said that married men live longer. They do.

Andrew Tate was on the opposite. Yeah, but I mean the most important bit, and it was literally the thing that Sarah said to me last night in the kitchen said, yeah, that is true. But they were... When I was begging to marry her, She said that women live on live as long.

Yeah, I think so, yeah. There's also stats that like if the woman gets diagnosed with the terminal illness, the divorce rate goes through the ceiling. Yeah. If a man gets diagnosed with a terminal illness, the divorce rate doesn't change. Amazing. We are a piece of work, aren't we? Yeah, because you were ranting about that pickup artist guy last week.

I had to edit the bit of that. Advent calendars. My son's got one. Is your daughter got one? Yes. One that Sarah made, like she used one of the old, sort of

healthy, what I think of all, like creams for your first one. And she put like little toys in it, which I think is really nice. So my son's got a standard issue, Cadbury's chocolate one. Lovely.

Used entirely for bribery purposes. Yeah. Do you want to open a door? Would you like to get into your PJs? Yes. Right. You can play my son if you want this. Ah!

I'm so angry. Stop. What? Would you like to get into your PJs? No! Why would I want to do that? There's no reason for me to do that. Because if you do that,

you can open up the door on your advent calendar. What's going to be behind the door on the advent calendar? I can't live like this. It's Schrodinger's gift. He knows what's behind it. What? One day, if he's been particularly naughty, get a little hole in the back.

Take the chocolate out. And when he opens that door, right in the eye. Fuck it in the eye. Have a bit of that. Life comes in your fast, bro. Do you know what that was? That was Santa's finger.

He's fingering you for a naughty boy. Stop it. I mean, I see, well, I didn't think of it like that. For once in my life. Yeah, good. Good. I wish I could believe you. Let's get out of here.

Let's get out of here. All right. Yes, we'll be back for more fun and games. On Thursday? And accusations. Charlie will have to edit out, no doubt, on Thursday. So look after yourselves this week. We'll see you in a couple of days.

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