The Luke and Pete Show - An Aristocratic George Bush

Episode Date: July 6, 2026

After a quick Mick Jagger impression, Pete struggles to remember the name of 2026’s 'it girl' and Luke is forced to come to terms with the fact that cultural life is passing him by. He hasn’t even heard of the meme featured on Pete’s new T-shirt.Also on today’s show: lookalikes, the case for tribute acts and a big promise made to the Flat Earthers.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: [e-mail] Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bruno, when you just, when you disrespect, welcome to the Luka, welcome to the Luka, show, Pete Dolso with you, I'm with Lukie Moore as well. We just caught producer Bruno. Really going to town on the Adobe Corporation. They've had a difficult few months.

Everyone's complaining about, everyone's complaining about their, you know, products, their subscription service and modelling. And Bruno just sees fit. He's basically criticizing Adobe Premier. I think he's punching down. He's hardly a power user. Listen, four cameras and one soundtrack.

Bruno, he's hardly a celebrated movie editor. And I think when you take into account the fact that Adobe only turned over $24 billion last year. Exactly. It becomes quite distasteful. Exactly.

Yeah. Punching down. For me, that, isn't it? Yeah. Have a bit of respect for John Warnock and Charles Gushka, who founded the company in December 1982, Bruno. Yeah, it's the underpinning a lot of what we do here, Adobe.

Yeah, I'm a deluxe paint. man. Choose your battles. On the Amiga. Before you know it, you'll be, before you know it, you'll be editing on Cool Edit Pro. Cool Edit. Cool Edit.

Cool Edit. Audacity. I was never an audacity, man. That's basically the free, the freeware version of Adobe, isn't it? Adobe audition, yeah. If you,

there's also like an online version of, basically an online audio editor that I was very impressed with until I made my partner. We needed to record something on her locked down absolute radio PC. And it seemed to record beautifully.

And it's a very beautiful, intuitive graphical user in the face. I can't remember. I'm not recommending it because it didn't record it properly. She recorded three minutes of stuff, and it just sort of glitched all the way through and shut out of all in the bin. Is it three minutes a link an hour on absolutely already a DJ? Three minutes of links an hour on that.

Probably, I imagine so, yeah. And you can never say the name of the songs, because it's syndicated across all the different decades, right? It is on some of them. Yeah, it is on some of the, I think on the breakfast show and the drive time show. But the others are absolutely. Which I think is a shame

because if I were to be a radio DJ, I would like to talk about the songs. Yeah, it certainly was... They don't really talk about the songs, do they? Well, it certainly was something that I relied on heavily. Little song facts here and there. Which probably would be true, would they? A lot of them.

My favourite game by the Cardigans. Part of the Grand Triismo II soundtrack. Yeah, that is true. Yeah. Unhelpful. They actually played a gig. I want to say Brickson Academy, but it might not have been a couple of weeks ago.

Wow. Okay. Dan, dan, down, down, that's that, isn't it? Yeah. Do you know supporting My Chemical Romance, I believe? Is that their new name? I believe. My Chemical Romance, I believe.

Yeah, who is it? It's Skunkanagan Ani, I think. Yes, Skuncananthi. Good get for them. That's a good get for Schencananti, in it? Yeah. Yeah. Is there much of a crossover there that we think? No, I can't really forget it.

I really like Skyrake-Kerre. Jared Wend, Frankiero. Yeah. You know, I was reading a while back about the way that massive super bands, super groups treat their support artists. Right. Apparently, the two best of it, I think, are the Rolling Stones and Metallica.

Apparently, they really, really well looked after. I imagine that the Rolling Stones is just kind of, And I'm like, all right, boys, what's going on? Like talking to you all the time. You're not, shut up, Mick. I probably don't even see them. All right, boys. What are you doing bad as day?

You want a beer? Yeah. All right, Keith. Come in here, mate. It's the boat man. What's their name, man? What's their name? What's their name?

I'm doing Roy Hatterson. Not a big difference between them. Not a big difference. It's certainly not an age difference. And Marcus, really? And what? Marcus. Marcus is a bit, bit, bit, bit,

a bit Roy Hatt's the time. Well, did you think that, did you see the new Rolling Stones video where they de-aged themselves rather help. Something they've been trying to do with tight trousers and... Yeah, and one meal every two days. Yeah, and one meal every two days. Yeah, one meal in two days. They only have one hot meal every two days, apparently.

All right. Well, can you have loads of cold meals? Cold cuts? I think it means... I think it just means, as in like a meal. A proper meal, yeah. But what were you going to say about them de-aging themselves? I think they've de-age themselves, yeah, they've sort of... They put... I think there's a...

You know that woman who I've not seen in... anything. No, I don't know her. How would I know her? She's a Latina lady, and she looks like every girl from the early 90s in the Electro Clash vibe. I don't think you need to say Latina lady.

I think you'd just say Latina. Yeah, that's good point. It's a tortology, otherwise. She's a Latina lady. What are you going to say about her? And she, I can't, well, she wasn't in, I don't know what she's been in,

but she just appeared from nowhere. She's got big curly hair. looks like she's been working somewhere hot. Always looks a bit sway. Right. And she's just everywhere. She's like the It Girl for 2006. Why are you bringing her up?

Well, she was in the Madonna video, and she was also in, with the Corp. Palmer, and she was the Madonna video, and she was also in the Rolling Stones video as well. So she's just sort of like, she's just this it person who just floats around in stuff. And I don't know how you get that job. How do you become an it person?

Is she the Alexa Chung of... She's the Alexa Chung of music. She's called Odessa Azeon. Odessa Azeon. Yeah, I just Googled it. Yeah. Odessa Azeon. I'd never heard of her.

No, yeah. She was in I Love LA and a Netflix series called Grand Army. Never, never had any idea what that is. But she's just everywhere now. Okay, I don't even recognize it. I've never seen her act. I've never seen her do anything.

I think that some of those... She's got a nose ring. I think some of those Netflix series are made up. Oh, yeah, just to trick us... So the name of it again? ...chop of it again? Grand Army... Do you know what I think that is?

I think that is a thumb now on the... on the Netflix thing. And if you click on it, you get an error or something. Yeah, nice. And they're just trying to make it look like they've got a load of content. Nice. My internet keeps going down and I, and also you keep getting power cuts.

Do what? It's in Leone C? Yeah. The beautiful British seaside town and Leon C. I think I diagnosed it though. Okay, that's worrying. I left a pressure washer turned on. I've permanently plumbed in a pressure washer because I'm so, because there's so much.

And you've ruined the power in your town. And I've ruined the power in my house. In my house. Oh, your house? Yeah. I thought you meant the town generally. I keep on going down in the middle of the night to let the dogs out and seeing that the fridge is...

You always got a look at the fridge, haven't you? I was go have a little... Look what's going on. Oh, yeah. And if the hand goes in the shredded cheese and just gives you a little midnight treat helps the dreams come along, the more lucid, sexy dreams that I have.

Midnight? She's about two or three for me. Well, you're up in the fridge at two and three in the morning. Yeah, just have a little peek around. A little peter around. Disturb on your partner or? No, she's dead to the world. She doesn't hear the dogs or the baby or anything.

It's only me holding up this entire... She listens and forgotten. Hang on a minute. I always forget. So two or three in the morning... Dog up. What's the dog doing? Needs a wee.

Or a shit. You could have a little... I will later have the pressure wash. Can't you have a little dog flap? No, because someone will steal your dog. You know, the house I moved into that, had sausage dogs. Right. And then a little dog flap, which we now use a cat flap.

A little dog pipe. Yeah, little dog pipe. There's no... There's no back access to our garden, so it's probably relatively safe. The problem is the foxes are just having a right-all-party. We've got badgers, we've got frogs. It would be a recipe for disaster. Are they saying, come on over to our place?

So you've got badgers, frogs, foxes and dogs. Lots of snails and ants. Be honest. In your little vicinity. Yeah. I've not seen a badger yet, but I'm reliably informed that they... What kind of operation are you running there? The animals are farthing wood.

It is like that. It's windy. The willow start this. So you're up at two or three in the morning What you're doing? Is they taking the dog out? Yeah. Having to look at the cheese situation in the fridge.

Yeah. We've always got loads of bags of shredded cheese. It's not shredded, is it? What do you call it? Grated cheese. But you know what I don't like about it? Can I just put something out there? It's covered in tapioca.

They put a little bit of film on it. So it doesn't stick together. Yeah. I can't get on board with it. What do you mean you can't get on board? I'd rather grate me own. Just ignore it. You're a lazy garlic.

You're a lazy garlic. I'm a lazy guy. I'm a lazy guy. Yeah, exactly. I'm not. See, I'm not. I'm not. I can't.

I can't get bored. I'm not. I don't really... So what I do is I stick the old earplugs in because the part that I have Wi-Fi actually doesn't work. Right. So my default position is...

Does she do night swearing? No, she needs to basically be involved. If the boys... Right. She needs responsibility for that. I've got a job. Oh. Interesting.

Doesn't go down well. Goes down about as well as you did with you there. Yeah. I mean, it seems like that's a sort of big talk you do on a podcast that your partner doesn't listen to. And I do equally big talk that I later get in trouble for. Yeah, me and your partner have bond over it.

They do, yeah. It's true. Last time, as we mentioned, last time out, you know, you being a point scorer and all that kind of stuff. But you probably, I mean, you probably... Yeah, I mean, after that, we got home and Sarah put another point on her side of the points. But I think you're within your rights

to have a bit of a point scorer of your doing all the evening, nighttime stuff. Well, she'll disagree that that is actually happening. But is it happening or not? I seem to find myself having the fridge eating cheese at 3M quite a lot.

That's all I'm saying. All right? Just say that. Be honest then. Fine. Be honest. Bruno's reliably informed us that Odessa Azion

isn't actually. Oh, good. Yeah, Odessa is probably Greek in it. Where's she from, Bruno? Where's she from, Bruno? It's all very well, Bruno. Yeah, give the big talk. Yeah, saying what she isn't.

Oh, God. German and Jewish. Great combo. What a combo. Explosive. Wow. Oh, okay, right. I'd never heard of it.

Do you know what life, life passes? What I've found... A middle name Zion. Okay. What I've found, um... What I've found kind of quite difficult to do, but I'm getting better at it. It's just accepting that life is more and more pass with me by now. Cultural life.

Right. There's no... We're chopped dunks. But I'm not chopped, am I? No, chopped just means ugly. Oh, does it? I thought it meant ripped. No.

Okay. Oh yeah, fine then. Yeah. I don't feel like a... But I feel bad that I've never been a... I was a chopped teen. No, you were a cool indie boy, weren't you? I was a chopped teen.

You were a foppish, beta male indie boy. A chopped 20 year old. You weren't. You were a beta male, cuckish, indie boy. Cuckish, where's cuckish come from? Well, you were. You're adopting this too late.

I bought a t-shirt. There was... I had a little good together with the name to watch England match. I saw you, you sent me a photo. The Barstrand looks good, by the way. Thank you. Still holding up well.

Good on you. Well, yeah. My daughter keeps going and shaking it. I'm like, it's not helpful, is it? No, that's not helpful.

No. She just knows every button. She's like got every... It's like this stream deck I've got in front of me. She knows every button. Yeah. And they're beautifully labeled.

They're so... We had a little football party for the England the Congo game. Just me, the wife have access to and our son in the liver room did a little spread.

I was getting back reasonably close to kickoff. So the wife and the son. They did a little cute little picnic thing, which involved like preparing little bits of bread with cheese on it and then doing little red pepper crosses for the England flag, that kind of stuff, right? Obviously, my son got bored off about 15 minutes and was desperate to watch a TV program he likes, which I ended up eventually putting on the laptop just so I could watch the game. But speaking of pushing buttons and knowing, he obviously was able, a very primal level to detect that this was important to Daddy. Yes. So he knew that, which then for him the calculation was, well, that means he's not going to get any attention.

which is not on. So he walked all the way over to the other side of the living room with a big bit of watermelon in his mouth, crunched it, looked at me and just spat it on the floor. Nice. And the look at my, the look to my,

directly in the eye was like, what are you going to do now? Yeah. Because this means you're going to have to come over here, clean that up, tell me off, and you're going to miss some of your football. Yeah.

So what are you going to do? Yeah. It was, it was, what did you do? I went, Sue! And kick straight to solar plexum.

No, I said punt. Please don't do that. Please don't do that. Oh, look, England finally scored a goal. So what was your daughter doing with the Ballastrad? Just shaking it all shake. Can it withstand such pressure? Yeah, can it withstand?

What kind of age going up to could it withstand? Of average strength, moderate average strength? I think Sarah would have a problem getting it down, getting it smashed. That sounds to be like a challenge. That sounds to be like Saturday afternoon. Does it work? Saturday afternoon? She'd come on, first thing she had to do, shake that balustrade.

Where she starts to speak. Stop. No. Come here. Could you do it? Could you pull it down? Yeah, I could put it down. It'd be spectacular.

When it has to go. Do you have the urge? Yeah. That would be like, yeah. It'll be like Kevin Spacey and American beauty. Just thrown the plate at the wall. Maybe he's gone, yeah. Shaking it, shaking it out.

Do you, are you like Tom Valain? You understand all destructive urges. It seems so perfect. Is that what you're thinking about when you're familiar with all of that, but yeah. the um where were we uh my daughter so you had you had a little gathering in your garden i gather in the garden it's a very good setup so there was the tv that we couldn't put on the wall at stack towers because the wall was too um thin huh so you took it home i couldn't get in the car

back at the century i had to pay my neighbor to bring him back in his big van right but so we got back and just carried it out got the bit got the biggest man i know damien over the road to help me carry it out is he the rum guy he's the wrong guy he's the wrong guy guy and we watched it and I had bought from Ali Express. Are you familiar with John Park? No. I'm going to show you a picture of John Park. You carry on the story. Give yourself a little Google of John Park. John Park's like an old meme from a couple years ago. So pig man. He's a pig man. And John Park is calling that that image amuses me. It has been an enduring meme for me

for a long time. I don't really know he's sort of like a virtual influencer but John Park is a, he's just a pig pig man and he's very enjoyable to me but John Park is always calling and I bought a t-shirt on Alex Press and I just saw this t-shirt was John Park is calling and it's just like an iPhone

screen and John Park is calling. Yeah. And it says you know you're picking up the call that's John Mark. Yeah. I saw just saying that, I get it yeah. And I showed Roddy the neighborhood teen I said Roddy what do you reckon my t-shirt and he was laughing his head off but at the end of laughing his head off he's like that is such an old

meme was he and I was like oh how old is it? I am so, I'm terminally online and I'm and I bought this because it was an old meme not because I think it's cool Did you make that point? Might have made that point. Might have twisted his arm That would cut to the very core of you. It would yeah because what do I have?

That would make bacon out of John Pork because you are you are somebody who likes to be on the Zite Guise. It's not that long ago you used to bombard us with memes on the group chat and then at the end of it just be and now you're up to date and then go again. But you don't do that anymore because you don't trust your own ability

to stay up to date. I feel like I might get a run... Especially around the World Cup I might get a runnyeri's gone. Yeah, that's a sad. Explain that to people listening? I think on three occasions people on the football

on the WhatsApp group were posting that the news that Raniari had left Lester. Yeah. had been fired from Lester and so we changed. So basically every time somebody says post something that's only been seen on the same thread, we give it a Raniari's gone.

Raniari's gone. So weirdly enough, I've got another one in that. That generator completely organically. Yeah. And I've got another group chat with my mates where my mate used to get really pissed off about stuff that was presented as breaking news that wasn't.

They'd be covered before, it was just old or whatever. and he would always used to respond to everything with Queen Anne's dead. Right, nice. And now everyone says that at all the time for...

I don't actually know when Queen Anne died. I think we should pass out I thought she was still alive, Queen Anne. She died in 17, 14. No, sorry, who am I thinking of? Princess Anne. Princess Anne still with, isn't she?

Yeah, but that's a different person just called Anne. Right, okay. She'll never die. Yeah. Oh, that lovely gin. Who's the one that used to present the weakest link?

Anne Robertson. She used to alive. Tom recording. and and and of Cleaves, dead politicians as racist news channels

and Widdickham Who's your favourite Anne? Anne Wittickham is Anne Wittickham is um Or Desa Z Ann That always reminds me of Is um So when I play PubG or

Ark Raiders My mate who I play with His username is Is my cat Carruthers because and it's named after the final line in a poem that Anne Willickham did on some weird reality show which ended with something about her best friend

there are no others my best friend is my cat car others that is such an online thing to do I like that do you want the fun fact from the production team which is Rory is it one so and Pete can you lower your mic

now it's Anne Robinson is going out with Andrew Parker Ball So it's a, almost a while, Anne. That is, that is, that makes sense. And Andrew Parker Balls looks just like Anne Whittigham. So if you look at the eyes, he's got sad eyes like Han Widdickham. The great, yeah, but he said Anne Robinson, not Andrewsson. Yeah, but I'm bringing in Andrew Robinson and Wittickham as well.

The greatest ever old aristocratic bloke. Yeah, I'd say so. Always in tweed. I'm going to tell you, is Tim Hennman's dad. Oh, right, yeah. He's no longer with us who looks exactly like an aristocratic George Bush. Tim Hen... I forgot the dad bit.

I just wrote a Tim Hedman. But now he does look like his dad. Oh, yes, yes. Isn't that amazing? He looks like George Bush. That's what I just said. George W. Is what he said?

You've seen that, Bruno. Tim Heman's dad looks like George... I mean, he looks amazingly like a posh George Bush. It's incredible how much he looks like him. Me and Marcus used to get such... We used to get our cheapies looking at those photos all the time. Very enjoyable. We'd sit there just looking at it.

You know what Mark's like? He'd just be cracking up laughing. He'd get so much money from the... likes agency that I follow on Instagram. He's dead though. He would have done. I'm sure they would have taken him on. Yeah, the look-in-like agency thing you sent me,

I'm also fascinated by look-a-like agencies. It seems like such a, like, amazingly tragic way to run a business. Why? If you don't know, if I look like somebody, I'd be fucking out every night. Well, you are out every night. No, but just doing stuff. Looking like tea bag from prison. Yeah, there's no call for it.

No, I'm not talking about being tragic, being a look-alike. I'm saying if you had an agency for lookalikes, it feels to me like automatically it's worse than just having an agency. Because the idea you'd want to be the agent of Michael Douglas. Right. But you can't be. No, but I think being reasonable

about your aspirations, it's really good. And the one that I follow, just lookalikes agency on Instagram, is well worth it. This morning they posted a Michael Evis lookalike. It was amazing. I mean, it's a good looker-like.

It's not a good look-a-old. A little bit younger than... Oldish, fat, fat, broke with a beard. It looks like Michael Leavis, but it's not great. It looks a bit like Tom Carriage is living in this car.

The Mary Berry, look at, they sometimes post letters that are in sent, or emails that have been sent from people. And somebody quite recently wanted a Mary Berry lookalike to go full frontal.

And I think she turned it down. I think she turned it down. I thought you've got to take the work where you can get it. But what I like about the Mary Barry lookalike is that she's in the lookalike agency website, she's been paired with a Paul

Hollywood lookalike. Oh, nice, okay. No, no, nice. But the sizes

are all wrong, look, see. That's the right size. That's a Pollard's a giant of a man.

I think when you, my, my, my, my, my, my take on this is when you look, when you see more than one

lookalike together, like a two or three of them together. Yeah. It makes you feel like you're in some kind of dreamland

timeline. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing's quite, yeah. Yeah. I just like the

like the lookalikes where they've signed up. Like, There's a Billy Elish impersonator who looks more like Sidney-Sweeney. It's just not right. She doubles up. She might double up. Yeah, exactly.

Like when I slept in a hostel with the Foo Fighters impersonator. I don't know this story. I told you the foot. You didn't tell this story. Where were you? I was putting on a gig in Birmingham. And I was in a Birmingham hostel of all places. Was it depressing?

Yeah. Top bunk below me was Dave Grohl. who they would do they did two shows every night one is Navarna and one as Navarna and one's the Foo Fighters lovely little job

He just got randomly paired at the bunkman with him or were you there for work? No no I was just doing mates Mates do and he put on the Foo Fighters slash Nirvana band so the Nirvana

he plays drums in the Nirvana band and then he comes and plays guitar for the Foo Fighters like him yeah he does and he sounds like him as well

it's a good little set up Was it the food fighters? I think it might be the food fight. I can't remember, but I was in a... One of them. I was in a... What did he think you were? Did he think you were?

He packed me out. You never told me that. So where were Kurt Gabain and... I don't know. I came too late. I came fashionably late, so I missed the Nirvana bit. But I tell you came later and you got the bunk bed with Dave Grohl.

He's the main one. I know. Well, Cobain's the main one, but in the food fighter situation. No, exactly. Yeah. That's incredible. Did you go for a beer after?

Yeah, we all drunk. They were nice enough. Why were you in this situation? You didn't really explain that. Your mate put on a dof, one of his bands. The food fighters were playing. The food fighters.

So your mate does tribute bands? No, my mate had his band, and I think they were headlining. You don't want to be supported by a good tribute band, do you? No, it's a good pie, actually, yeah. They've got the best songs, and they sound alike, and yeah. The thing about the tribute band

that people are snobby about, they completely forget, if they are snobby about it, is that the songs are good and you're going to have a fucking great time because you are going to bait if they're good and I've seen some good ones so I told you my cousin is in the

world premiere Kate Bush and Fleetwood Mac tribute. My cousin is widely regarded as the best Kate Bush tribute act called Cloudbusy. Who does she play in her? She's Kate Bush. Who did she play in the...

Stevie next. She's Stephen Nick's in Flitwood Mac right? The thing about that is you are not going to see Fleetwood Mac in the dog and duck. But you are going to see them. Yeah. And it's going to be amazing if they're good.

They're going to be better than Fleetwood Mac right now. But cloud, exactly. Cloudbusting her Cape Bush one, she has played massive venues. Because Kate Bush never performs. Yeah. So like it's an absolute touch. And she is brilliant.

But they, because Cape Bush never plays shows. So cloudbusting will play, I want to say like bricks and academy size venues. But as a general rule, if you get a good foo fighters tribute band, playing, you know, the equivalent of the wedger rooms in Portsmouth. That is a great show.

Because you'd have a great... So there's no way you want to be going on doing original material after that. That's a bonkers booking that. Why do Morse towns have a Wedgewood rooms? They don't. They do in Portsmouth. No, it's not. Find another one.

Find another one. Can't be asked. Because you're talking shit. You're talking shit. Bruno, find out how many wedge room... Find how many wedge room. Bruno's like a guy on Joe Rogan now, isn't he? Yeah.

What's the Joe Rowan guy called? Jamie. Get that up. Yeah. Bring that up, Jamie. Bring that up, Jamie. But we just don't do any, we don't do any conspiracy theory of racist stuff.

It's fine. Not considered... Tried not to. By the way, speaking to which, Matt Atissier has done another one, hasn't he? Has he been busy? Because he...

You sort of think... He's on kill switches in cars relating it to 15-minute cities now. He's got a 15-minute mind. Got a goldfish? He's got no room. That's rich from you, that is very rich from you. I've got lots of room.

I just don't know where anything is. The one thing that Matatisier... So, what he's... Mine's like one of those cities that they build, but there's nothing in it in China. Yeah. The metropolis that nobody lives in there because of the housing crash.

The thing that the TSAA does, is like, shtick, is, in a way, there's a bit of subtlety to it, because what he does is he takes something that kind of does happen, and then completely distorts it. So the big thing he's on about is kill switches in cars.

Right. He's saying the government have put kill switches in all the new cars. Right. But what's actually happened as you were telling me is that it's like Tesla do that right? Yeah, the companies do that. For software reasons or some shit.

Yeah, you can stop. I'm fairly certain there was a case quite recently where one of the big e-car manufacturers have put one in there because they just... But he then extrapolates it out to and the reason they're doing that is because they want you to stay inside the 15-minute cities. And when they build the 15-minute cities,

they put the fences up first. Right. That doesn't make any sense. Okay, yeah. No one's ever said, to my knowledge, I won't be a naive here, but no one's ever said to you in your whole life, you cannot leave this town.

No. That's never happened. No. They might, they might A-N-P-R-your-car, or be watching you at a time of CCTV because I think Britain's one of the most CCTV countries in the world. And that is obviously in its own way troubling,

but they're not stopping you going somewhere. Yeah. Do they know, do they realize that, like, for example, my mom and dad would love a 15-minute city. But they don't want to leave. Some older people are happy with that. They're happy with the 50,

they want access to them. the things that they want access to within 15 minutes taxi. And I think sometimes it's misconstrue because I think that a lot of, if you go to like a, if you go like, say, a certain town in Norway, technically speaking, it might be a 15 minute town,

by which I mean, it's really well planned and the public transport's good, and you haven't got to go anywhere if you don't want to. Yeah. It takes you less than 15 minutes to go to the shop or to a bar or to a theatre. And that can be quite a good thing.

Yeah. And surely like flat earthers, don't want to go anywhere anywhere because it might disprove their stupid theory. It's the guy from the guy who runs, is there an outdoor brand of clothing called Columbia? Right. Isn't there is, right?

Yeah. No, he's a guy who said, as part of a marketing campaign, I will give personally a million dollars to anyone who takes a photo of the edge of the earth. Right, nice. So what are you waiting for? Yeah.

Do it? Say a hundred million. I think he might have done that. Yeah. The crucial point is he's never going to have to pay it. He's never going to have to pay anything. He's anything he wants, can't be. I think he might have actually at some point.

I'll give you the whole company. Just go and do it. By the way, Bruno did find out there are other wedger rooms in Britain. I can't see that in the running on. And he wrote it in the running on and peaked deleted it quite ostentatiously. In a disrespectful display of Bruno's authority of a Bruno and just doing his job. I can't see. Apologise to Bruno, then we can go.

I'll apologize to South Sea. Hmm. I think your wedge rooms on the Albert Road. Great. It used to, I don't know if it's still is, but it used to be a great night out. You must have been out on the Albert Road in South Sea. Is Albert Roads? Let me have a look.

Let's see. So they were a round up the show. Me are going down Google Maps. I think I've been in the wedger and Roo. You would have had to have walked down Albert Road together. Oh, my mate punched my other mate in the face. Okay. Outside it.

Punch. Nice. They were sparring. What was the gig? They were sparring and then a drink had been taken. They were doing a bit of sparring because one had got into boxing and the other one had done some boxing. That old chest back on it.

And one of them just popped him in the most. mouth and I think he got an infection out of a tooth taken out. Terrible. Who was the gig though? Who was the gig? It wasn't a gig, I think we were just drinking there. Fighting, drinking and fighting. It's a good night out. Columbia's just to finish off,

Columbia's CEO, Tim Boyle, makes a proposition for those who believe in the strange view of the universe, and the flat earth theory. Prove it. Anyone who can reach the edge of the earth and take a photo will win quote everything owned by Columbia. Good. Good luck. Good luck, everyone. Get snapping

Pin. You'll tell you, I got my, they've retrieved my camera from the police station in Shibuya. Oh, we'll tell us about that next time. All right. What a great little teaser trailer. But, well, we'll see you next time

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