The Luke and Pete Show - An NYC Enema

Episode Date: March 20, 2025

Today, Pete’s got a confession: years ago, he went to New York for a wedding but ended up battling a truly catastrophic case of constipation. Cue a desperate Walgreens enema purchase, a brutal two-a...nd-a-half-week ordeal, and a story that Luke will not let him forget.Elsewhere, the lads dive into the misery of kitchen appliance repairs, with Luke recounting an awkward run-in with a deeply grumpy Zanussi repairman. Plus, a discussion on the baffling modern career of Neil Young somehow leads to Pete breaking into song—should he ditch podcasting for life as a Neil Young impersonator? Let us know!Email us at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram if character-restricted messaging takes your fancy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's The Looker Pete Shaw, it is Thursday, how the devil are you doing? I am Pete Donaldson. I'm enjoying a cup of tea, look I'm a tea man now, I don't drink coffee anymore. I thought you were a heiny man? I thought you were going to say more words there. I'm sorry. I am, yeah go on. No, no, you, no, you, so you want to drink your tea because you decided you were a tea man.
Starting point is 00:00:24 I drink my tea but not yet. Because you're a tea monster and I'm monster. After you trolled me last week by buying a box of pulp tea. I didn't buy it, I bought some pulp tea for Sarah and there's just too much of it. And I don't think she particularly likes it. And you're a show off because you presented it to me in a very, in a very kind of grandiose way in front of the whole team. I did say, here's a present, Luke. You simply have to imbibe. And you didn't try one of them I haven't tried it yet no you do I think it's like a weird flavor
Starting point is 00:00:50 it's not weird flavor it's not daddy Jarvis Cocker's flared trousers on the box it tastes of Jarvis Cocker's flared trousers and I do like I'm yet to really meet a tea that I don't like so I probably will like it but I haven't tried it yet. Maybe I'll try it this afternoon. What about that? Please do. Please do. But Peter, you bought that for Sarah you said? Yeah, but it was like I didn't realise it was like 10 boxes and it's like we don't need all them. That's madness. And when you presented the pulp tea to me, it was done in a very kind of extroverted show-off way. Right, okay, yeah. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:01:34 I think a lot of people listening to this will think that I'm the show-off here and you're not, but you are also a show-off. I don't know, I think I am for like five minutes and then I'll just go back to normal again. So what is it about tea that you've decided that you like now? Well it's just less kind of... I was drinking a lot of energy drinks wasn't I, coffee. And you quite simply cannot, cannot continue that as a 43 year old man. No. My routine in the morning is pretty good now. It's porridge and fruit. It's one vitamin D effervescing tablet that I have in sparkling water. Right. That's too much sparkle. You're going to have the burps all day. Oh good. I get them all out of my system on the bike
Starting point is 00:02:25 and then it powers me along. And then one vitamin B12 tablet and one vitamin B9 tablet. Yeah, hollow Bs. Yeah. Can you actually get a multi-vitamin? Can you just get a centrum? Shentrum.
Starting point is 00:02:39 No, cause I don't think you actually need a lot of the others. Right. I think it's a waste of money. Is it not a bit? I'm going after that lucrative Stephen Bartlett dollar. And I get up at 4am every morning now. Yeah. It's just where I do one of my, it's just where I do all my best thinking pizza. Olly journaling and stuff. Yeah journaling, thinking, loads of press ups. Do you think that
Starting point is 00:03:06 we even need to do a night of five anymore? I think, you know, I get up at, like you, I get up at three o'clock and, you know, my first day starts at three and then my second day starts at four and then my third day starts at five. I get 24 days per day and I'm just grinding. I get 24 days per day. And I'm just grinding. I've often said that about you. I'm in me Range Rover Forex trading. I'm just, I'm just can't get enough of it. If you're in your forties and your circle isn't discussing,
Starting point is 00:03:37 pumps and poos. Pumps and poos. And wheeze and spunks, get a new circle. Yeah, I'm right. And also, sometimes the thing is that you're double bluffing a bit there because you actually do sometimes get up at 4am because you've got a dicky tummy. No, my tummy's pretty... I've learned to live with the limitations of my body and deciding not to eat, cook breakfasts. That's not something I can do realistically anymore. I've got a couple of slices of black pudding in the freezer I'm never gonna eat,
Starting point is 00:04:09 but I'm just gonna have to see them off, aren't I? I'm gonna have to slot them, get rid of them. Don't need them. I'd love ChatGPT to run a thing where it tells us based on these episodes, all the episodes we've done, exactly how often you've mentioned that you've been ill because you seem to think that you're not ill very often, so I think you're ill all the time. One of those Facebook moments that basically come, they basically just regurgitate your
Starting point is 00:04:34 sort of Facebook profile. It's a status, it was a phase of status, wasn't it? People were quite into statuses for a long time, weren't they? And yeah, they throw them back at you and a couple of times over the past few weeks it said, I've got a bad tummy again. I don't know why I felt that. What year are we talking? The world needed to, I think 2009 I had a bad tummy, definitely one bad tummy. What was the year where you couldn't do any poos? You keep bringing it up but I think it was earlier than that. I was in New York, I remember I invested in...
Starting point is 00:05:02 Well I only met you in 2007. I invested in... Is it a suppository or... Something that squirts water up your bum. I was like, that might help. That's an enema, isn't it? Yeah, like it was in Walgreens. Oh, Kalonic? No, it was like a Walgreens thing.
Starting point is 00:05:16 You just sort of buy it and you pop it up your bum. You didn't do it in the shop, did you? I didn't do it in the shop now. I did it in my hotel room. What a horrible thing to find discarded in the bin. What, because you traveled to New York, and how long had it been at that point since you'd taken a poo?
Starting point is 00:05:27 Quite a while, yeah, it'd been a long time. And I remember sort of feeling like absolute shit, ironically. And yeah, I'd bought some products, and popped something up my bum. Did it work? No, didn't work at all. So just absolutely miserable. So just so I know,
Starting point is 00:05:44 should we put this to bed once and for all? Because I know you say always bring it up, but it is an interesting aspect of our relationship. What's the longest you went in that period without purging your bowels? It was like proper purge. It was easy, like two and a half weeks. And it ended with a day or two of pain and misery and just real sort of blue... Can you have a blue bum? I got a blue butt. Horrible. Wow. I thought it was longer than that. I thought it was a couple of months. It was cracking over three weeks. I don't know why that needed to be so long,
Starting point is 00:06:26 but that's what happened. Do you know what brought it on? Was it Chinese takeaways or? I don't know. Just generally not looking after myself. Probably some early mornings there as well. I was working on the breakfast show. What did you go to New York for? A wedding. A wedding? Nice.
Starting point is 00:06:42 To be fair, it does sound like an outstanding British comedy. Like, man goes to New York for a wedding, but guess what? He can't take a shit, so... He can't take a shit, so he just needs some way of shit. Because people talk about... Hijinks ensue. People talk about constantly shitting. But nobody talks about it the other way.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Nobody talks about it the other way. But I'm fine now, everything's fine. You wouldn't like to be bunged up again, would you? No, I can't really remember the last time I was bunged up, so I don't really know how to remedy it. I think you do know, but you just don't wanna say. What do you mean? Oh yeah, I've said before, if I had cocaine on hand,
Starting point is 00:07:21 that is a sure-fire way to shit your pants. But no coffee, no coffee didn't work. Black coffee didn't work. Nothing that was listed as a diuretic ever worked. But retrospectively I now realize I should have just been absolutely dosed up the eyeballs on the old chisel. And the people you hang around with at the time it's probably readily available. I know, what a fool. What a fool I'd been for crying out loud Never mind, don't do drugs. Anyway Peter, what's been floating your boat this week? What's the latest from from Donaldson Towers?
Starting point is 00:07:54 What has I mean what has been floating my boat? I mean mainly my boat gets floated by two things the general State of my environment the general state of disrepair of my environment, aka my house. This is your own fault? Yes. The old dishwasher packed up. Yes, I've got a dishwasher.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Immediately you've got to call someone out, it's too complicated. It is, but like the last time I called someone out, he just got his wet vac and went, and sucked out some old egg, and then went, there's some old egg in there and I was like I don't know how that got in there. But yeah that's all he does is get a wet vac and goes well I've done the wet vac from both
Starting point is 00:08:38 ends and so I thought you know what I'm not gonna spend it did for a bit I'm not gonna spend a quid on that I'm gonna buy myself a wet vac. So I went to Wicks and got myself a wet vac for 40 quid. And so I did my own sucking and blowing from each end, so to speak. Did it work? No, the pump had gone. So I just basically got one of those integrated ones.
Starting point is 00:09:03 And that's a bucket of fit, innit? You gotta screw it into bits of wood and get a one of those integrated ones and that's a that's a bucket of fit in it You got to screw it into bits of wood and And stuff just a couple of screws but it's just a pin in the arse to kind of level it out properly get it right underneath the the old the old top of the And then you've got to fix it there so doesn't vibrate and stuff and it girl. And then you've got to fix it there so it doesn't vibrate and stuff. And then you've got to find a cabinet piece that is going to look the same as the other cabinet pieces to screw onto the front.
Starting point is 00:09:33 So just... Have you got a full-size dishwasher? God. What do you mean what's a full-size... Ours is like a mini half-size one. Right. Well this one's certainly bigger because it's integrated but... Ours is integrated too but it's just half-size. Oh, yeah one's certainly bigger because it's integrated. But yeah. Yeah, ours is integrated too, but it's just half size.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Oh, yeah. Small kitchen. I probably told you this before, but our dishwasher got blocked once. I had to call someone out and it was someone from Zanussi, which I think is the maker of our dishwasher. I told you he was the most miserable bloke. And when I said to him, I was just like, do you want a cup of tea? He was like, no.
Starting point is 00:10:04 I was like, all right. do you want some water or something? It was like a very kind of rudimentary conversation about a man who was in my actual house. Yeah. You know, because I feel it's important. I know you think I'm boring all the time. And sometimes I am, but it's something I'm interested in. But in this case, it's like, look, you're in my house.
Starting point is 00:10:21 It's a bit weird for me because I don't know you. And I don't normally invite people in my house I don't know. Yeah. You might be feeling weird because I don't know you. I don't normally invite people in my house. I don't know. Yeah. You might be feeling weird because I don't know you. Probably not because you do this all the time. But anyway, let's just have a very rudimentary conversation. Then I know that I can trust you in my house. I'll get on my job and you do your thing. And I said to him, oh, yeah, did you enjoy your work?
Starting point is 00:10:38 No. No. And I said to him, why not? And he went, customers, really. Genuinely, to me, a customer who's paying the money. That is rude, isn't it? Really rude.
Starting point is 00:10:49 So does he just do Zanussis? Dunno. They don't buy a bigger company, aren't they Zanussis? I mean what would a Zanussi be? Like three or four models, maximum. He'd know them inside and out, wouldn't he? I'd probably have a go. Oh, they were bought by Electrolux in 1984. They're part of a wider company. But then I've had a guy from a local plumbers who came around to do the boiler. Lovely fella. Lovely fella? He asked for a selfie at the end. Why? Don't know. He just wanted to. I think he's going to rob your house.
Starting point is 00:11:18 I got it on my phone. I think he took a picture so he could take a picture of the rest of the house. Is there your security modifications you've made to the door in the background? No, no. No, no, no. It was called Loxley though, which is a very enjoyable name. Well that is enjoyable. Would you be interested to know that Zanussi have won nine prizes for their design of white appliances?
Starting point is 00:11:39 They all kind of look the same don't they? Well that's what I'm trained on. This new one we've got is dishwasher chat, hope you're enjoying it, looking pretty short Yeah Five stars When it's finished, this little stick comes out like a glory hole of a hole in the thing and just pushes the door open so they can vent the steam They all do that?
Starting point is 00:12:01 No they don't Mine does that What? A little stick comes out really creepily and pokes the door open. No mine well mine does open is what I'm saying. What it just pops open? Yeah. Yeah it's actually in an absolute amazing Frank Spencer moment once I was leaning I was leaning over the dishwasher facing frontwards to put poor food in my cat's bowl and it opened exactly at that time and smacked me right in the bollocks. I'm being serious, is that the most ridiculous time you've ever heard of? I've never seen anything like it though.
Starting point is 00:12:38 It suddenly goes... Why are you focusing on the stick thing? Because that's the mechanism. It's eerie is what it is. Like you're just in your kitchen and something, an appliance just decides to just poke a protuberance out of itself. This is what you do, isn't it? This is what you do. And is it still working? Yeah, it seems to be still operating. But, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:10 What are you going to do? Okay, let's have a break. When we come back, we've got our battery brands to do. This blues. And we'll power through some more emails as well, because we've got plenty of those as ever. Lovely. It's the return of the Luke and Pete shot.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Have you seen the rapper, Luke? I think it's pronounced Dorchy. Dorchy? She's got a big song called Denial is a River. And it's very 1990s rap. And I very much hope that that's the way that rap goes because I very much like the slight silliness and fresh pence of bel-air-iness of it. I'll give it a bash. I think I very much like that sort of rap to come back. It'll be very enjoyable. Do-chi. Okay, could you check her out? I haven't seen her before.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Do-chi. Is that a sorry in Chinese? Do you reckon she could replace Macy Gray in your affections? Do-boi-chi. Sorry, carry on. Do you reckon she could replace Macy Gray in your affections?
Starting point is 00:14:03 Ha-ha, did you see Macy Gray's, she was in, she was on one of the Masked Singers. Do you reckon she could replace Macy Gray in your effect? Ha ha! Did you see Macy Gray's... She was in... She was on one of the Masked Singers. Oh, was she? Yeah, she was. Quite a distinctive voice though, surely? Yes, and they got her as soon as you could probably get anyone. But she didn't look that happy about it. I've never knowingly watched a single second of Macy.
Starting point is 00:14:23 It was the very definition of the word surly. It was a surly performance. What do you reckon she's doing it then? Err, money. I guess money. I mean, it just seems that, I mean it's astonishing that she's never had anything else afterwards really, realistically. That album was as big as anything that ever came from America. She sold 25 million records. Did she really need the money on Marseille Singer? I don't know. I mean, yeah, probably. You wouldn't be doing it otherwise would you? Yeah I guess so. At one point she just walked off the stage
Starting point is 00:14:53 potentially misinterpreting what the host Domit was meaning but she just walked off the stage and they had to drag her back out onto the runway because she just looked a bit pissed off. She was on the British one as well. Yeah, weird, isn't it? Where they do this amazing thing where they will go, is it Sandra Bullock? They go, is it bound to be Sandra Bullock or is it more likely to be Carrie Katona in there?
Starting point is 00:15:19 Probably Katona, isn't it? Yeah, Barack Obama. It's in Barack Obama. It's not gonna be Barack Obama, is Obama. It's the bloke from Five. They're back by the way. Still just as enjoyable. Yeah, after the old, that lad who didn't have a good time when they were in the band, he seems like he's smiling. I think he's trying to smile as much as he can in all of the pictures. Well, when the rainy days are dying, gotta keep on smiling.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Somebody pointed out that all of their songs are about getting up or going down. Yeah everybody get up yeah. Yeah. Get on up when you're down. Yeah. Just a lot of getting up, a lot of getting down. Oh and Becca from Carver's doing the PR so I was straight on the uh on the blower. What get us one of five. Couple of tickets for me and for me and my family. Oh my sister loves five. I didn't realize we had the power to do that for Cry Not Loud. Well she hasn't replied. But the thing is they both they all just look like middle-aged blokes you see down the pub watching the football. Do you know the one who I think looks amazing but also quite strange now? Duncan from Blue.
Starting point is 00:16:30 Duncan from Blue. He looks great but he looks quite strange at the same time. Is that fair to say? Well he's got a very distinctive style. He's kind of concentrated on every square inch of his head to look the best it can look at but he looks great. I'm going to get positive, I think he just looks great. Simon from Blue looks great as well, I've been in the meetings with him, he looks very
Starting point is 00:16:52 very good. But the other guy, look I'm all for, particularly members of boy bands and girl bands who tend to be treated very badly by the music industry. I'm all for them reforming. What normally happens is they do it on their own terms. So they start to, the lessons they've been had to learn in quite a hard way. The first time around they've learned, they do it themselves. So hopefully no one exploits them the same way they did before and then go and make some money. More power to them. I think it's great. You're spreading a lot of joy. People love it. Bit of nostalgia
Starting point is 00:17:26 in there. Good on you. What I would just say is when you get past a certain age, don't do the dancing. Don't do the dancing. It's my personal preference. Don't do the dancing. Was it 9-on-1 who one of them used to do a backflip? That was his thing. No, two of 9-on-1 were very, very good break dancers. Break dancers, yeah. That's why they're in the band.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Because I think, because that Scottish bloke sort of put them together, didn't they? I remember now. And he just lived in his house for ages. Yeah, because I think I saw 9-on-1 about four years ago at a Butlins at one of those depressing... What were you doing? It was one of those 90s weekenders sort of thing. All right. Which in retrospect was a lot...
Starting point is 00:18:04 Were you working or just a pun lot. Just a punter. And... You could have got DJ Geek there, surely 200 quid past that. Well not really, because it was all like just boy bands, Cleopatra coming at ya, maybe one of Eternal kicking a ball. All that business.
Starting point is 00:18:20 And then there'd be like just DJs until the early hours and just some really farty men farting. Yeah. Yeah pretty much yeah. And you saw 9-1-1 and what were you gonna say? Saw 9-1-1 and one of them still did the backflip but he needed a bit of help. Oh did he? His mate flipped him over. I just don't like it, take that I've been guilty of it. One or two others have been guilty of it. Like, don't keep doing the dance moves. What they try and do is they try and tailor the dance moves to make it be commensurate for a 50 year old man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:53 And I don't think it works. I think what they should do really is one of two things, right? Have a live band behind you and make it like a proper gig. And all you've got to do is just be the singers. Yeah. Or, I've got no idea why I don't do that, because that's easy to do. Or learn some instruments yourself. Yeah, but they try that we take that and then that's how you end up with them singing.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Smells like Teen Spirit. Smells like Teen Spirit. Bloody good cover. Bloody good cover. Not the worst Nirvana cover I've seen. Hello Puddle of Mud. Oh, what did they, oh yes I remember that, yeah. About our girls.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Did you see that, did did they do? Oh, yes. I remember that. Yeah. Did you say that? Did you see that Bob Dylan apropos of nothing just Instagram Posted a performance from machine gun Kelly. Yeah, so I thought that was a mistake. Was it not a mistake? It probably was a mistake. I mean, I refuse to believe that Bob Dylan thinks that machine gun Kelly deserves any musical credit at all. You've got to understand that certain artists like that absolutely thrive on being cantankerous. Right, yeah, okay. So it's a complete troll move from Dylan to say, I wouldn't be surprised if he fucking said he liked him.
Starting point is 00:19:59 Because Neil Young does that stuff all the time. Neil Young pipes up with ridiculous stuff to be cantankerous. Like, Neil Young, for example, just announced a live show as part of British summertime in Hyde Park, right? And I've got tickets, I'm excited to go. And the press for it, right? He's obviously insisted that in all the press material, they have to include mention of his latest single. Why? Yeah, so he's like... So on the website for BST High Park...
Starting point is 00:20:34 Be realistic, Neil. It says, Neil Young is bringing new and old tunes to the stage, especially his new single, Big Change. It's like no-one fucking cares about that. No one. But he insists on it happening. If you play that, we're leaving. He also, he also, he also, do you remember,
Starting point is 00:20:52 and I was playing Glastonbury this year as well, but when he played Glastonbury before, I think he did a deal where they would only be able to show on TV, like, five songs. So I've said this to you before, one of the worst TV moments of all time, the excruciating moment where I think it was Joe Wiley and Edith Bowman discussing their favourite Neil Young songs while Neil Young plays in the background and we can't watch it.
Starting point is 00:21:15 That is a misstep I think. So he's very cantankerous. I would be surprised. You do sort of, you only get a few cleared at a time really. I mean I think BBC probably has a blanket class. I think they build them in now, I think BBC probably has a blanket glass from Reef. I think they build them in now. I think they build them into the deals. Yeah. Because I think realistically it's as big as it's a big TV event now. Yeah and to be honest like Neil Young needs all the help he can get at this point one
Starting point is 00:21:36 would suggest. Legendary artists obviously. No he doesn't. No he doesn't. Legendary artists obviously but do you not think that like these sort of artists do think that, you know, they're just going to be great for album sales? Yeah, only if you can get people to fucking watch you do it. Fine. Just give them three songs, one of them has to be their new single, big change. He's not struggled to sell records though, has he Pete? It's ridiculous what you're saying. I'm not saying he's struggling to sell records. I know how big Neil Young is, but let's just say he's had a few failed ventures over the years that probably wouldn't mind a bit of money in his back pocket.
Starting point is 00:22:14 That's absolutely fine, but he's not... here's an example for you. In the year 2000, right, 25 years ago he reformed Crosby Steel's National Young, right, for a tour and took 42 million dollars. Right, why is he still doing this then? He just wants to do it, he wants everyone to hear his bigs. Neil Young, he's not mulling over a Glastonbury offer at all, one last crack at the big time. Neil Young lyrics, I see what he's singing about right now. Right, Neil Young and the Chrome Hearts, big change. This is the lyrics, big change is coming, coming right home to you, big change is coming, you know what you gotta do, big change is coming, could be bad and it could be good, big change is coming, it's coming right home where you stood. Chorus, big change is coming, big change is coming.
Starting point is 00:23:06 That's the song. All right, can I just say one more thing? That's what it's got to sound like. Can I just say one thing? Right. Stop disrespecting Neil Young. You said Neil Young needs all the help he can get. That's what you said, right? I'm just saying. Yeah, I know you're saying. At this point in his career, if he needs ears on his product, he needs to present the product in the best light. I don't think he needs ears on his product. His career, if he needs ears on his product, he needs to present the product in the best light. I don't think he needs ears on his product. And why is he doing that?
Starting point is 00:23:26 In January 2021, Neil Young sold 50% of the rights to his back catalogue. Guess how much he sold 50% of it for four years ago. I'm fairly certain it was something like a hundred million. Hundred and fifty million dollars. Why is he doing it then? Should we do batteries? Why is he doing it then? You're not proving anything.
Starting point is 00:23:46 We all know how successful Neil Young is. Neil Young needs all the help he can get. I made a quid out of Neil Young once. I got some, I got a double live Neil Young CD for free and then I sold it to the other record shop in Hartlepool for a pound. That's fucking great. Everyone's getting rich off Neil Young. Out of the deal mate. It's great for the economy.
Starting point is 00:24:10 Out of the deal. It's probably a spursy one. Right, we'll be back in a minute. We've already had a break you fucking maniac. Have we? Just doing the battery. No, I'm having a minute. Put a second hand break in here.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Smile show as well, this is a break for me. Hang on, this is a break for me. I'm going to go and get a beer. I'm going to go and get a beer. I'm going to go and get a beer. I'm going to go and get a beer. I'm going to go and get a beer. I'm going to go and get a beer. I'm going to go and get a beer. I'm going to go and get a beer. I'm going to I'm having a minute. Just put a second out and break it here. It's my show as well. It's a break for me.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Hang on. If you like Neil Young... If you like Neil Young, do make sure to download and listen to his new single, Big Change. Big drums are drumming, heading up the wrong parade. Big changes coming, coming right to your gate. Big guitars strumming, the singer says, Don't be late. Big changes coming, could be bad, could be great. Right, batteries. Time for batteries. Generational broadcasting talent you. Hey, Patels and Lukey. I was away for work again in Mangawai.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Where the Motel TV remote stopped working. This is Ben. I cracked it open to find this beauty inside. The clean cut wink. Or maybe wince. Hopefully it will be my second insertion into the BD. What a horrible sentence. Thank you gents. Ben, one of our New Zealand correspondents now in Mangowai. I think it might be pronounced Mangafai. Mangafai, okay, right. I think in the Maori dialect, WH is normally an f sound, I think. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:25:46 I think. But feel free to prep me on that if you're listening from that part of the world. Taking that information and forgetting it almost immediately, because that's what I'm like and that's what upsets me the most. So Wink, W-I-N-C from Ben. Ben, you are the fifth person to send Wink batteries in. The first time we received them was in September of 2022. Shout out to Georgina, to Adrian, to Geth, and to Kieran who sent them in before. You are the fifth person to send them in but nice effort nonetheless.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Great looking battery by the way, I really like the typeface on it. I do too. Ian, with an extra I, greedy, greetings chums, changing the batteries in a Fisher Price little laptop, I came across these this morning. Some three three circles high quality triple A's and of course my immediate thought was to send the looking Pete for potential entry into the battery daddy cheers Ian 42 currently redundant you're not redundant in our hearts though you know you're currently redundant you're sending in content for the looking Pete show cheer not that's what I say well this is gonna do nothing for your confidence Ian with an extra I because although you're your confidence Ian with an extra eye because
Starting point is 00:26:45 although you're the first Ian with an extra eye to send in three circles, you are the seventh listener to send those in. First time they were sent for September of 2021. Chris, Patrick, Andy, Andy, Alec and Tom have all sent them in before so that is not a new player either I'm afraid. Oh never mind. Alright well let's get on to the third one because time is against us. Charlie! I know people throw it casually out there, but I am a genuine laps listener from day one. They all say that as well.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Poor lad. I think I may have submitted this one before, but that was ignored, probably because it was already submitted. But I finally have the submission for the big batty daddy, the big battery daddy I presume. He's shot on that in a rather upsetting way. On helpful way, yeah. Yeah, context. I was pulling an air quality sensor off the wall at work, which is held on by, you should be redundant, you gnawy boy. Held on by those well known strips that don't damage walls when I pull too hard and it took a chunk of paint off and fell on the floor, spilling its guts everywhere, I spotted a
Starting point is 00:27:40 battery I'd never seen before. So naturally you sprang immediately to mind. Please see pictorial evidence for my submission of the delicious double A double A. Fuck I hope I get it. I'm gonna pronounce it dubilia. Dubilia maybe yeah. Yeah is that an E before the R or an A? Uh dubilio, dubilia. I think it's an E because there's a broken line that separates the leg of the E to the sperm body. Either way it's a new player, Peter. Oh, fantastic.
Starting point is 00:28:13 De Bilior, never had it before, never heard of it before. Not sure what country it's from, would love to know, but a great entry straight into that daddy. Yep, lovely stuff. Well, that's about it for us. What a way to end the show. Yeah. What a way to end the show. We have been Luke, Pete and Mr Neil Young. Skipped on his arse he is. Needs to do everything he can to get those lacerations up. Not two shillings to rub it.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Keep on rockin' in the free world. He's got quite a high voice. That was so accurate. In my rock, in the free world. It might get us in trouble with PRS, that. I see a woman in the night. With a baby in her hand. I'm off, see you later. There's a nice street light near a garbage can. Keep on rockin' in a free world. The Luke and Pete show is a stack production and part of the Acast Creator Network.

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