The Luke and Pete Show - An ungodly sh*t
Episode Date: February 3, 2025Should the lads start wearing makeup? Luke thinks he always looks sickly on camera, while Pete suggests a few injections might do the trick. If that fails, he’s considering tattooing his hairline in...stead.Elsewhere, Pete lays out his very specific travel MO: dawdling, dinner, and—most importantly—an ungodly hotel bathroom session upon arrival. Then, Luke adits he's surprised Pete's never late, but when he is, it's because he’s had a full-blown menty-b. Speaking of which, Luke nearly had one himself after losing his 20-year-old wallet for the first time in his life.And if that wasn’t enough, Pete geeks out over transacoustic guitars, and the lads debate whether Luke could pull off a moustache...Spoiler: he’s not convinced.Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram if character-restricted messaging takes your fancy.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Pete Donald's with you, join me Mr Lukimo, this is the Luke and Pete show, and you're
quite welcome to it. Lukimo, how the devil are you?
I'm pretty good thanks. Not too bad. Very happy to be here with you Peter as ever.
Yeah.
To highlight my week of course.
I don't believe that for a second for crying out loud.
Being the top three, bad, nah actually.
You have bad weeks though.
Top ten.
Are set by illnesses and...
No, not recently. Last week or two it's been fine.
Solid, touch wood.
Touch some wood please.
I feel like I do look ill on a lot of the video content that goes out with me in it.
Right, okay.
I just think, yeah, but the ones on like webcam, you can play me webcam.
The ones in the studio, you can play them in the studio lighting.
And I just think we should...
Yeah, I look at a lot of stuff and I think I look unwell.
I think we should just start wearing make-up. Why do the young and the skewing female allow
themselves to enjoy make-up? Whereas my only flirtation with make-up was a little bit of
eyeliner, not on the eyes. I used to draw little moustaches on myself for a giggle on a night
out.
You like a bit of fancy dress and presumably that involves
a little bit. Yeah that's it that gives me carte blanche to get involved with a bit of
makeup. I just think we could just do with a bit of rouge maybe a few injections here and there.
I tried to say that for our live show at the Palladium and you shouted me down. What were
you going to say? No I just said that we're not... Like, the margins are so thin on those things anyway,
to employ someone to come and do our makeup would be...
would be, I don't know, gilding a lily that doesn't deserve to be gilded.
I think that says more about your lack of self-esteem than anything else.
All I'm saying is if you're going to have makeup, get a professional to do it.
Yeah, but like, if you're up on the stage, no one really cares.
Look, we've got live shows coming up.
Maybe we could get like some kind of,
you know people have like permanent makeup, don't they?
They have like their eyebrows tattooed on and stuff.
Yeah.
Maybe we could get some of that microderma kind of tattooing
to make it look like I've got like a line of,
like my hairline's better than it is.
That's a good idea.
With like little dots and it makes it look like I've for some reason shaved a line into
my moving my...
I actually like it like this actually.
I think you should definitely do that.
Yeah I think you should definitely do that.
Imagine if you just got that tattoo, those tattoo dots to make it look like you've got
hair all over your face and people would think of you as this man who's shaved his face like
he's the hairiest man in the world.
I think that's an awkward idea.
There's no bad ideas in a brainstorm. There's no bad ideas in the
brainstorm. There's no bad ideas in the tattoo studio. If we are gonna get a
makeup artist for their new live shows let's just see how many
tickets are sold first because there might be an issue with margins. Yeah we
may have to just pop down to Superdrug and buy some
blusher. Some clout. If you want to make any money doing live shows just do it for the love of it really.
We don't do it for the money because there is none in it but I enjoy myself.
In fact I think many of our members are sort of down I would say. Down money if anything else.
So that's absolutely fine. You are definitely because you don't do your expenses.
No I've done it for years in fact. You might filling for a bit just while I have a sneeze? Yeah alright.
That was good mate. Read the makeup thing and looking on well on camera. I'm not a sweater.
The two sweaters of the Ramble are Marcus and Andy. Is Andy a sweater?
I've never really sort of noticed him.
He's always rushing around, isn't he?
Yeah, but like not to this, not the scale that Marcus is.
And Marcus has only got a bead on half the time because he's bloody late.
So like he runs through the door and in the summertime he sits by the air conditioning
unit so then we've got the smell of Marcus' guffs filling the box that we live in.
Andy's always such like a well-drilled, well-oiled machine. Like if you've ever gone a European
trip with Andy, like it's all done to the minute.
Is it really? He sort of knows exactly what trains to get on and stuff like that.
Yeah, because if I'm going to a European city for a couple of nights, what's most important
to me is that beautiful four or five hour bit of
downtime in the hotel room. Exactly, it's getting the hotel room doing an ungodly
shit and then just having to lie around and watch a bit of German telly in it.
Trousers off, room service. Trousers off then room service. Yeah I think that's a
lovely treat. Yeah I mean I would say dawdling and dinner is very much my sort
of emor for travel.
But I imagine Andy Brassilly's got what, I think the idea of, because I've worked away
before and it's always quite weird to sort of go, yeah, but this feels like a holiday,
but you do have things to do.
Do you not think that's really a weird thing?
I can imagine you finding it very hard to get in the mindset.
How dare you?
Yeah, I mean, just getting through the whole sort of like, well, I mean, I've got to sit
down at this time and do it.
And I would say most of my co-conspirators, I am one of the most professional ones.
This needs to be done at this time.
I was the one who was cracking the whip on the Luke and Pete show, doing the hotel room,
the Ace Hotel in New York that time.
Yeah.
You're confusing one because your energy absolutely screams unprofessional. But you
are pretty diligent and you're not late. Like normally people, I would in my mind have to
work really hard to pigeonhole you away from someone who's late because you're not actually
late. You're me pretty good. I think if I'm lit, I'm 45 minutes lit.
Do you know what we say it before, like if you're lit, like, because I think it's, I've had to melt down.
It's a menti bee, as the kids are calling it. A menti bee! I'm due a bit, can I not have some menti, I might have some menti bees.
Can I have a menti bee? Come on. Some? I want a menti B. Well people say it's controversial
because you're frivolizing. Like you're frivolous. Fuck it, I've not had one yet. I'm allowed
to frivolize as much as I like. I want one. I love how you frivolize the word. I think
I've got confused between frivolity and trivialise. Right, okay. Well I think it's pretty much
the same isn't it? I think frivolise is a good word. Frivolise. You're frivolously
trivialising something. Exactly. You're frivolising it. Yeah. You've stuck that one together. It's a portmanteau, baby.
Let's do it. So you're due an NDB.
I'm due an NDB. I have exhibited all the signs and none of the symptoms.
What are you going to do? Oh, I don't know. I'll just take a holiday.
Yeah. That'll be a change. I'll just go Sarah. I don't go on holiday
all often anymore. That'll be a change I don't go on holiday a lot often anymore.
That'll be a change, you're always on holiday.
As I've told Sarah many times when she complains that I'm leaving her for stuff.
You go on holiday on your own. That's not really a mental breakdown, that just seems to me in my position that something's a very sensible thing to do.
Having a lovely time, yeah. Speaking of that, I had a stressful situation last week because for the first time in my life I lost a wallet.
And it was a wallet I bought with my first wages from my first job in London.
So 20 years I've had that wallet.
Did you lose it or was it half inched?
Can you pin it on anyone?
No, no one's tried to use the cards or Apple Pay or anything like that.
But it was the weekend I was looking after my son solo because my wife was ill.
So it was a bit chaotic, just doing lots of different things at once.
Then it came to last Monday, I was like I can't find my wallet, what am I going to do?
Oh, it doesn't matter.
Don't really need it, I'll use where Apple Pay and I've got my keys so that's fine. I can sometimes go a full week without seeing
my wallet. It's maddening. Yeah, same. I only ever need it for the bloody three digits on
the back. See when I'm buying something online. Yeah right. But it just didn't turn up. No.
It just didn't. I turned the house upside down, went to the two places I went to where
I had my wallet, it wasn't handed in, so I ended up having to take the difficult decision to
cancel the cards and start to replace the driving licence.
You can't cancel your first job's memories though.
It's sad, it's sad losing some wallet.
Well clearly it's lasted for fucking 25 years.
I wonder if I will actually take the plunge and buy a new one, whether I actually need
one or not, because the problem I have, as I said to you about your keys and your car keys,
it's the same thing. I can't be having my cards in my phone in a little pouch because if I lose
one, I've lost everything. But I mean, you've lost both your phone, you've had your phone half inched
and you've lost your wallet in the last three years. So incorrect. Carry on. Four years. My
phone was stolen on my 40th birthday.
Right, okay. Three years.
I wish.
Is it under three years? Is it under four years?
No.
Five years?
No.
How old are you?
There's the question you wanted to answer at the start.
Are you aging faster than everyone else?
I'm 44.
Are you? Now? What?
Yeah, you'll be 44 in April, right?
Oh, that's it. That's proper middle of the...
What do you make of being 43? Tell me what you make of it.
I didn't have a problem with being 43. 43 sounded bad, and for the longest time, I think...
I think 38, I was aging myself to 39 all the time. 41, I was aging myself to 42 all the
time. But now I've got to 43, I'm definitely going backwards to 42. the time but now I've got a 43 I'm definitely going
backwards to 42. I'm like I'm definitely 43.
There's your menti bee right there, you've just described it.
That's hardly, what a ponytail and lopping a ear off you fucking ages, hardly a menti
bee. I want to cover myself in butter and climb through a big pipe. Screaming about
I don't know fucking aliens or something, I want one of them. We're more useful for content.
All I'm saying is that the Shoreditch Samurai top knot isn't meant to be territory but you can see it from there.
No, yeah, look, I've got into cars and I've got a ponytail, I mean where's the...
We had a conversation this morning where I mentioned your top knot in front of the team
and you fired back. You're obsessed with my top knot to which I said yes and you fired back you're obsessed with my
top knot which I said yes I am yes you are yeah yeah then you didn't feel like
you knew where to go from there. It just sort of it just it your obsession with me
doing things and becoming of my age. Your obsession with with you with me doing
things unbecoming of my age I think holds up a pretty detailed... Just unbecoming of my age. I think holds up a pretty
An HD mirror up against Lukey Moore's worries about being I don't know a child
He's scared of being grown up himself I can't think of an age right that you and I could be at because we are what hey June's like
We're eight months apart. I'm basically the same age
I can't think of an age where you could have that top knot and the first time I saw it I wouldn't go, what's that?
Well, what about the fifth time you've said it?
What about the fifth time you've seen me?
68 years old, 25 years old, I'm still asking.
Well, I can't rely on a decent Turkish barber in Leone Sea, clearly.
So I've got to take matters into my own hand.
Another way I go, thank you very much, and then I just tie up the rest of the top knot and I go right look that one just have to do.
Come see Poppy in West Norwood.
I also I do have a little bit of un kind of addressed resentment that you pull off a mustache
so well.
Right okay.
There's two reasons I can't pull off the mustache as well.
One is because I've got my blonde facial hair.
And secondly because I've got a jowl.
Yeah, but why would a mustache ruin a jowl?
I just think the mustache is the domain of the man with the good jawline.
Is that wrong?
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so at all.
Those Chinese men who have very long, like those mystical Chinese men of
cartoons who have very long mustaches down, they don't always have the...
That would be the Fu Manchu, wouldn't it?
The Fu Manchu. Who was Fu Manchu? I don't even know.
I know, I'll look it up. You carry on.
You don't know who Fu Manchu was. Yeah, it's a...
A rock band from Orange County, California.
Ha ha ha! Not the band. Not the band for crying out loud.
I very much liked...
You know there's that fella called Sam Fender
who's a Geordie...
A Geordie. I've seen him live.
Bruce Springsteen. Very good.
He's got an older brother who's also a musician
who... I think even he'd admit
he's not as good.
That's debilitating.
Can you imagine being the older brother and trying
to release music? Like being Charlie Kane. As Sam Fender's older by about eight years brother.
Has he got the surname Fender? Yeah, Liam Fender, yeah. Is that up there with James McCartney?
No, not quite, not quite. It's a real shame because I'm sure he's a lovely lad.
No, not quite, not quite. It's a real shame because I'm sure he's a lovely lad. But it just, I was thinking, does Sam Fender play a Fender?
And he does, he does play a Fender.
You would wouldn't you?
You'd have to wouldn't you? I mean if only for the, you know, the brand synergy.
What Fender would you play? Jaguar's the best.
Is there a music man or am I thinking of Yamaha? What's the one that like...
Yeah I don't think there's a Fender music man, there might be. I'll have a look for you.
I don't really know guitars. I like music...
Music master.
Music master, right okay. I liked a Yamaha Pacifica, I liked an SG, I liked...
The SG's a classic.
The SG's a bit of a classic, yeah. But I don't think any of them sound particularly good though. I very much like, I was very
Dan Electro heavy. I like the plastic shit kind of 70s kind of looking.
There's a lot of kind of cool value in a Dan Electro though.
But we've spoken about the owner of the Dan Electro guy.
Isn't he very problematic?
He's very much like the good people at Tiskey. The bad people at Tiskey who do spend a lot. He's
probably having a lovely time funding Trump as we speak, I imagine.
You can't have that much money if you're Dan Electro though. Surely you haven't got
that much money if you are the CEO of Dan Electro.
Well, I guess your company, there's probably some kind of tax write-offs as well, you know,
sort of, I guess, I guess your company, there's probably some kind of tax write-offs as well, you know, sort of, I guess, donating to people.
You keep saying this. We've only had a listener come in and say...
You were fine with it until a fucking accountant got involved.
The US rules are different, aren't they?
Pete, as the information changes, my opinion changes. I'm not like you.
No.
You're a disgrace.
You just kept saying tax write-off for stuff that you didn't agree with very much.
I just assume it is, because it's dirty. It's all dirty weird filthy nonsense.
Do you want to know what guitar I play?
What guitar do you play?
A Gretsch.
A Gretsch? Is that a hollow bodied?
To offender blues deluxe.
A hollow bodied Gretsch?
Yes.
Yes.
To offender blues deluxe.
Can you play it without the guitar being plugged in? Is that why you do it?
The pertinent answer would be can I play it? To which the answer would be poorly sometimes.
There was this guitar...
I don't know what...
Again, this fucking algorithm dictates all our lives.
It discovered that I like car stuff now, so it sends me a lot of car fixing your car stuff on YouTube.
But it also sends me a lot of guitar pedal stuff.
I could see you making some pretty good guitar pedals yourself actually, I think you should
get into that.
Well I think they must be quite, like they're little boxes and stuff, I mean it's not microchips
is it, it's just little valves and you know, potentiometers and stuff isn't it.
See I think you could probably have a go, have a go at something making a shitty little
fuzz pedal or something.
My friend plays his guitar through something called a helix
right. Right. And it feels like a lot of different guitar pedals at once. Yes it's
basically like I think the official name for it is the Line 6 helix
floor guitar processor or something. Right. It's basically like a computer with a load of different pedals on it. Essentially it's like a real-time studio slash effects pedal.
Can you program new effects using a couple of them?
Yes, you can program all your new effects, you can bank stuff, you can do everything
basically.
It's quite an expensive bit of kit, you can do everything.
But the pedals I use, I use the Rat and a Joyo Analog Chorus pedal, which as you say,
it's all pretty mechanical stuff.
Yeah. Could you...
Just not microprocessed or anything like that.
Can I interest you in the pedal that YouTube literally pedaled me? The fartbox.
Oh, there we go. He knows you've got you down, Pat. He knows so much about you. He looks
at the mustache, he looks at the top knot, he listens to two, maybe maximum three opinions
and he goes, that man's ripe for a fartbox. It's basically just it takes the
note I don't know I think you presume it's like a MIDI you know those ones that
convert like analog notes into MIDI chords and then it sends the MIDI chords
to a computer or whatever however you want to find whatever you want to do
with the MIDI controller data.
And it throws back at you a fart of the same pitch.
How much does it cost?
I don't know. It clearly costs enough that they were able to afford their own stand at a guitar expo.
Brilliant. and at a guitar expo. Just a young lad.
He's put a record out last year called Two Star and the Dream Please, which is brilliant.
And he does a lot of stuff with Dijon, who's another artist I quite like.
Dijon, that is a funny name.
I think his name is actually Dijon.
Right.
Oh, that makes sense then.
Yeah.
He's like Dijon something.
I can't remember his surname.
I think he might be from the south of the US.
But anyway
he's just a fucking amazing guitarist and a really good songwriter and he plays a Fender Jaguar
which he strings as like a baritone guitar. Right okay. So it's just got a really interesting like
much lower pitch to it. This is nerd. This is nerd stuff, but he's amazing and he makes a friend of Jaguar sound so fucking good
Yeah, can I can I interested in that? Can I interest you in the Yamaha transacoustic guitar that a friend played me in Tokyo?
relatively new technology
It's got an inbuilt especially just acoustic guitar and I think it's got a speaker
That attaches to
the wood of the guitar and so it can, you know, a f***ing 9 volt battery in there.
You string it, you strum the guitar and it's got built in effects of like echoes and reverb
and stuff.
But instead of that coming out of like a plug or whatever, it basically creates it in the guitar and so out of the sound hole becomes a longer note, an echo or an acoustic kind of...
It's not speaking per se, it's like a solid state sort of speaker, I think, that attaches to the guitar.
And also you can have your own loop pedal that loops...
And it just comes out of the guitar hole rather than like a speaker.
It's annoying that he's actually called a sound hole isn't it that often. It sounds like
it should have a proper name. It's quite unnecessary isn't it. That sounds brilliant. What does
it identify as? Yeah good point actually. It identifies as fucking expensive. One and
a half grand. Did you like it? Yeah it was very, it was weird hearing those sounds coming
out of an acoustic guitar.
Are you just playing, basically playing punk power chords?
Yeah exactly, yeah, yeah, do you know what I'm saying?
I don't need the reverb, I'm playing D9.
What I always ask for when I'm playing with my mates is reverb on my fucking voice.
Let me hide in it.
Let me hide in the reverb.
We have to have a break.
We can't talk about transacoustic guitars for crying out loud.
Yeah, buy one at the break. I dare ya.
Alright. Statistically speaking... Nah, no more statistically speaking. I want hot takes. I want knee-jerk reactions.
That's not really what I do.
Is that because you don't have any knees? Or...
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We're back with a look at Pete Shaw. I've just spent a grand and a half on a trans acoustic
guitar. Looky Mo hasn't. It's time for us to get through some bloody emails because
we've been sent some absolute doozles.
I've got some big news. I've actually got some fucking big news, Peter.
So prepare yourself for this.
What the fuck?
That's good preparation. It comes to us courtesy of our friend Martin.
And I can't really do it justice.
So I'm just gonna have to read it as it comes
and you're gonna have to respond.
He says, hello to Luke and to Pete.
I've been listening to the Ramble
since I was a fresh faced university graduate in Portsmouth.
And I'm now a not so fresh faced 36 year old dad of three.
Hang on.
Yeah.
Let me work out the timings on this one.
Yeah.
Started listening to the Ramble for that one.
Sorry. Right.
That makes sense. Good.
I thought he was aging like you.
Yeah, that'd be sad for him.
So I want to let you know some terrible news.
The Stubbington Study Centre is due to close later this year.
Right. The Stubbington Study Centre, was that the place where you could go and do karate in the forest? Don't you fucking dare disrespect the Stubbington Study Centre, was that the place where you could go and
do karate in the forest? Don't you fucking dare disrespect the Stubbington Study Centre
with these fucking questions Peter. Have a bit of respect. Remind me what the Stubbington
Study Centre, the SSC was or is? According to Martin this place has been mentioned many
times by your pod. We've talked about a lot of stuff haven't we? And now I finally have
a child who's due to go,
but will she be the last of the children
to experience this fine place?
Unless somebody is rubbing bread on the toilet seat,
I'm forgetting everything that's been said.
Yeah, that's the place.
Yeah.
Stubbington, so you said it,
presumably it's your college or something.
Basically, the Stubbington Study Centre
is a place in the next town along,
from where I grew up. Stubbington Study Centre is a place in the next town along from where I grew up.
Stubbington?
Yeah, exactly. Where kids from all over Hampshire would go for a residential trip to learn about
different stuff, mostly nature and stuff like that. They had badges there and all kinds
of different stuff. And it was like the proper highlight of a lot of people's upbringers around there.
It's a car camp.
Yeah, have you seen the film Heavyweights?
Never seen the film Heavyweights.
Well it's like a fat camp for kids.
It's like that but not a fat camp.
Sounds like Borstal.
Did you go to Borstal?
Yeah, but you've not done anything wrong.
Right, okay.
And there's badges.
It caters to six and a half thousand children a year and the head, the local head teachers around there are absolutely up in arms. Right.
They've got to think up new ideas of stuff for stuff. Like Mr. Howard of Fairall Junior
School, the head teacher said, it's brilliant to see our children flourish in their, what's
generally their first time away from home. It's an absolute highlight of the school year. We take our year fives to Stubbington and in December we took 100
children and we filled the place. And to think that opportunity is going to be denied to
future generations is a very hard pill to swallow. He also said it's been open for
80 years. 80 years!
Why is it closing? Let me guess, some high rise flats.
It's probably cuts, just cuts.
Probably cuts.
Yeah, there's Hampshire County Council cuts. They're looking to close the outdoor residential
facility because they're trying to help meet the increasing need for residential care instead.
It's one of those stories, it's the price of everything again, the value of nothing.
Despite the fact that council tax, income tax, all these tax have never been higher,
there's no money to do anything.
And I'm sad for the people of Stammington and beyond.
I am sad for them.
Sounds like Stammington was handing out backhanders to all his head teachers.
Yeah, just to lobby him.
What's wrong with Chessington?
Take him to Chessington.
Who's going to look after the Badgers? That's what I want to know.
Exactly, yeah. Well, that's the residential centre for them now.
They're going to either flourish or they're all going to be wiped out.
The Badgers are going to take over the Study Centre?
Yeah, exactly. It's going to be like TB University in there.
It's going to be absolutely insane.
You'll go there and instead of being greeted by a very highly qualified teacher,
a residential assistant, you'll just be a Badger with a monocle in a uniform.
Tweet, in tweet.
Eating a worm, grubbing for worms.
At one point, this used to be run by humans and they would talk like they knew what it
was like to be a badger.
Well here we go, you're hearing it from the bee's mouth, alright?
Just due to cutbacks it will now be run exclusively by badgers.
Probably not even the most trustworthy of the forest folk.
Could you?
Well, they're the apex predator.
If you can't trust the apex predator.
They're not an apex predator.
They're unkillable.
Nothing goes for a badger.
They're massive.
But they don't predate on things, do they?
Yeah, they do.
They go for everything, don't they?
They eat snails. I'm pretty sure they just eat worms and shit don't they? Yeah, is that not predating?
Like if I started punching toddlers like I'd be a predator wouldn't I?
I'm just thinking like there's difference in size if I was picking on things that were much smaller than me
Do you think that the animal kingdom is just about size?
Well no, but it's just about there's nothing that tries to eat a badger out there.
Yeah, like foxes and wolves and all sorts.
They're not going to go for a badger because they've got claws and they've got TB
and they've got a monocle and tweed.
You don't sound like you know what you're talking about.
They're the apex of titan...
A fox is going to go after a juvenile badger, I'm telling you that now.
It's really not.
A fox is going to decimate a badger.
It's a juvenile everything though isn't it?
They haven't understood the ways of the world.
Badgers don't hunt like foxes.
No they don't.
But they're protracted because they don't like, you don't have to be the person who
tries to kill everything, you just have to be the person who doesn't want to be killed,
who can't be killed.
They hunt year five pupils at Stubbornton Study Centre and that's why it's having to be closed down.
Certainly, everyone's got TV.
Cuts, yeah, cuts to the children's faces and the badges.
Slashes to the faces.
Alright, let's check in.
It's sad news, Pete. Come on, at least agree with that.
Look, I'd hate to see, possibly only has, Carlton Camp be closed,
which is the place where everybody went in my school maybe imagine how many how many children have
been have been touched by I found out one of my favorite teachers died like a
few years ago and I was completely in the dark I don't really sort of Mr.
early Vince early Anthony lives in New York who was very much a bigger, you know,
I'm going to say a bit of a swat with Mr. Early, was Tony, bless him. And Mr. Early really liked Tony
as well, but he was this kind of like, he was this very sort of flamboyant, Irish music obsessed teacher who did very little of
the syllabus but spent a lot of the time just sort of talking about music and
stuff like that. That's who very much, he was the most inspirational of all of our teachers
probably because he did less of the syllabus than all of the rest of them.
He sort of had us reading stuff like Brian Friel translations and stuff and he was a
real aero-phile?
How would you talk about someone who was obsessed with Ireland?
Someone who likes Ireland.
Someone who likes Ireland.
Just like he really liked Ireland.
He really liked Ireland.
There's probably a mob here.
Yeah, but he's an English teacher.
He'd expect you to have the wherewithal to be able to sit.
Given how often you can't find the words. He's failed.
I think you've failed each other. He's failed each other, yeah.
Vince Early. I'm sorry to hear that anyway. Vince Early sounds like he'd be in some kind
of 80s synth band.
Yeah well he would sort of go, alright then next week everyone brings in their favourite
album and what ensued, I can't remember what I brought in.
Did you take in Macy Gray?
Probably around by that time.
I honestly can't remember what I brought in but it was probably very underwhelming.
He was obsessed with Sheamus Heaney and stuff so he loved his poetic beauty and he, as you
should do, is an English literature teacher and I remember Tony who he
like Tony was really like into Vince Early, I absolutely loved him and he was a
brilliant inspirational teacher I discussed but he brought in OK Computer
and Vince Early
just can continue to just he just absolutely
Took down those lyrics like he just apps because it's like a lot of lyrics in read your head songs They're just nonsensical aren't they they don't really mean anything. They might mean something to them I guess.
Yeah, they're very sort of chaotic sort of like a scrapbook of words and nouns.
Yeah, but Vincenzo, I just absolutely appreciate how it is for about 20 minutes.
And Tony, who was one of the higher achievers in the school, he's the one who got to go
to Cambridge to read English.
Yeah, he was really caught up about it I think.
I'm sorry to hear that the sad passing of Mr. Ernie, that's a real shame. He sounds like an absolute hoot.
I can imagine him pulling it to pieces. A real hoot, but yes very very very yeah it's very sad to
sort of see someone that you sort of respect to God. Anyway. Very hard to find
someone you respect of course. I know, right?
I imagine, I respect only one man.
That isn't in the pages of a manga comic.
Ha ha ha ha!
I only respect Akira,
a boy with a motorbike.
Get us out of here, Peter.
Get us out of here.
We'll be back on Thursday,
so get your bloody property brans for crying out loud in.
I got, we got sent one on LinkedIn this week, this morning, which I followed it on.
I saw that, can I just say?
What?
I saw that and you are someone and usually admittedly I accept and encourage the attention from you.
Right.
But you bombard me with WhatsApps and Instagrams and all sorts.
And I got an email.
You do the exact same thing to me.
I go, well listen, I know, but I've not taken it to LinkedIn have I?
I got a notification this morning saying, from LinkedIn,
saying you've received a message from Pete Donaldson.
I didn't send it.
I didn't send it on LinkedIn, I don't string, no.
But you replied in the chat.
Oh, right, OK, I see. Well.
Leave me alone on LinkedIn.
Leave me alone on LinkedIn? Well, you've left all the other places.
That's for a different type of mental people.
That's for a different...
Not you.
Oh, that's just... Yeah, so, yeah, we're going to see if Joel's getting next week.
But get your batteries in for crying out loud.
Helloatloungopeteshow.com and we'll be back on the 6th of February for more of this.
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