The Luke and Pete Show - Bathroom blood
Episode Date: July 24, 2025What's Peter doing in the bathroom with a shard of porcelain stuck in his foot? And why are there bloody footprints everywhere? And more importantly, is it the same foot from which he accidentally squ...irted a blister over a nun's habit?Elsewhere, Luke has been to see Neil Young live, reopening last month's very lively debate about ol' Shakey, there's more Drumeo chat, and we marvel at the depths of cringe Drake is able to plumb. Oh, and we may have yet another new player flying into the Battery Daddy...Email us at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram if character-restricted messaging takes your fancy.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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How the devil are you doing?
I'm Pete, I'm joined by Luke.
Lukey, I've got an owie.
Got another owie.
I've got another owie.
I cut me foot open.
What?
Same foot as the one you burnt
and splattered all over a nun?
Different one, different one.
I was on-
A different one, you said the other one.
I was on the toilet, enjoying some toilet time,
which is obviously- Nice, what were you reading? Well well i wasn't reading anything i was looking at my phone
probably um but of course what happens at this point is uh what happens at that point is um
my daughter bursts through the door um demands to have a chat um i don't think i've done a poo
or a wee without a child being in the room for about a year now.
I just, it just can't be done.
It just can't be done. She's become the kind of poo watcher. She's the Donson poo watcher.
And she came in with a cup that I'd given her for, she's fine holding cups and stuff and she... and I didn't have a plastic cup so
I gave her a just a just a normal mug and she was sipping on that and it's absolutely fine,
she's got wooden floors so nothing's going to smash really realistically from that height.
But she walks in the bathroom which is tiled while I'm doing a poo and she just drops the
thing on the floor, sort of throws it, it smashes everywhere
and some of the some of the cup just went straight into my foot and oh that's nasty oh my god I don't
know what artery I fucking nicked but it was like the fucking tv show about that woman who got
pushed or fell down the stairs there was blood spatter everywhere there was so much blood it was disgusting
and like proper like what kind of operation are you running over there?
Every time Sarah goes away something like this happens yeah just just blood
every I've never seen so much blood come out of me so quickly it was like proper
like always this is a Gosher. What did you do? I managed to calm it down a bit. Frozen might have been administered
the TV the film for a bit while Daddy had a little sit down and think about things.
But you didn't have to call a doctor or anything. No, there was that much blood. I was like
this is getting bad. But I managed to stem the floor a couple of years ago and yeah and I've got what I've got those you know those
little strips that they put on them they put on like if you've got like a head wound they give
you those little sort of gluey little strips I've got some of them and oh they work really well
they close it up to the camera I want to see it okay it's on my foot I can't really you can't
really see it anymore oh yeah can you turn it. Can you see it now?
Yeah, I can see it. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Doesn't look that big, but it's like a really small car.
Oh, what a...
It was like, there was blood everywhere.
It was absolutely disgusting.
Stop saying that.
There was...
Luke, there was blood everywhere.
Urgh.
Bloody gross.
How much was there actually?
There was enough to sort of go, this is disgusting.
I wonder if I can play you this.
Oh God.
I'm going to play you the video.
Did you film it?
I filmed the aftermath.
It was absolutely gross.
It was.
Save as...
I saved that to my downfall.
I wish I'd never asked now.
Can I put this onto the thing
so you can see how much blood there was?
I mean, it wasn't like an obscene amount,
but it was enough to sort of go, oh, that's disgusting.
Anyway. Well, I'm sorry to hear that. I sort of go, oh, that's disgusting. Anyway.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that. I'm pleased that you survived the tale.
Yeah.
Because you seem basically normal. So it can't have been that bad.
Can you see it?
Oh, there we go. Yeah. I mean, it's not blood everywhere, is it?
Two big footprints.
Actually, quite a lot of blood. Actually, there is quite a bit there.
Yeah. And it's all over the floor.
Everywhere.
Well, that's because you keep walking around.
There's footprints everywhere.
It looks like the world's most obvious crime scene.
I know.
I was like, oh, this is like a prop.
And then when I came back to sort of cleaning up it, it all congealed.
So it was like all this blobby blood.
Was your daughter upset or was she OK?
She was laughing.
I don't know. She went and got much frozen.
She was unconcerned, but I was like, I don't know. She went and watched Frozen.
She was unconcerned, but I was like, you don't want your kids seeing a lot of blood, but
I was like, darling, do you want to go and see?
Go and sit down and watch some...
My son just throws everything all the time.
Frozen.
Frozen.
He just throws everything.
End of the meal used to be I'm throwing stuff, but she stopped doing that, which is good.
I'm glad she'd grown out of that.
But yeah, everything pretty much gets thrown.
Like if there's a rabbit on that little bunny rabbit she likes to sleep with, I sort of
carry her and sort of swoop down like Tom Cruise in that film to pick up the
bunny. And then because she's got me doing that she just throws it again and again and
again while I'm trying to get her out of the house.
Yeah.
Do you have a mind?
They never want to stop doing something they like doing.
No, exactly.
You just have to kind of distract. By the way, changing the subject, on Monday we were
talking about, briefly talked about YouTube and I wanted to announce to you that I've
got a new favourite YouTube channel.
Oh yeah. Okay. Nice. It's like a little look and picture YouTube reviews, isn't it?
Yeah. It's called Drumeo.
Have we spoken about Drumeo? I think we've spoken about Drumeo haven't we?
No, we haven't.
Where they get a jazz drummer to basically...
That's part of it.
Right. Okay.
That's part of it. It's just a Yeah, that's part of it. It's just a brilliant channel and the presenter's amazing.
And I find it fascinating seeing people play the drums because it's so impressive, the
coordination and stuff.
So complicated.
And I think Drumeo found a way of filming it that makes it genuinely compelling because
a lot of cameras on the feet
and cameras obviously on the hands
and overshot cameras and cameras in the drums and stuff.
It's brilliant.
And I watched one the other day of this guy.
I think he might've been called,
let me just double check what his name was.
Yeah, he's called Chad Wackerman,
which is a brilliant name for a drummer.
Chad Wackerman, great name.
Yeah, so he's like a jazz drummer,
but he's also played with some kind of,
you know, some pop people as well to an extent, right?
So he's basically was Frank Zappa's drummer for a while,
right?
And he's in his sixties, right?
He's just a really chilled out guy.
And he works as a session musician as well.
And he's played with a British jazz guy
called Alan Holdsworth.
So basically he's a jazz guy, right?
So he's guy, right? So he's brilliant.
And they played him a Mars Volta song, right?
Which he'd never heard before.
And they played it to him without the drum track on it.
And it's fucking so complicated.
And I can play musical instruments a bit, right?
I get it.
It was just so complicated.
And he's got a pencil and paper on this snare drum and just
charted it all out. Then just, and they give them a chance to listen to it again and they get to
play along with it. Much like what you're talking about earlier. And he did it first take, he just
did it perfectly. Yeah. It's just so good. The way that, but sometimes he's not even doing it
The way that... but sometimes he's not even doing it perfectly, it's more just that he's... that they're able to kind of add a little something to the song.
To me, percussion is such a fundamental kind of building block in a song that
it changes the vibe almost immediately when they slightly change up the drums.
Did we not speak about the block from Sacque du Soleil, the drummer from Cirque
du Soleil?
That's brilliant. I shared that to you the other day. It's one of the best videos I've
ever seen.
Who apparently has never heard the Smashing Pumpkins. The drummer in Cirque du Soleil,
you've got face paint on. Surely you've heard.
No, he had heard of them, hadn't he? But he didn't know that was a Smashing Pumpkins song.
That was a brilliant video.
So he'd heard the song before then?
I don't think he'd heard the song before. I think he'd heard of the band, but he, that
was brilliant that because they filmed that in the Cirque du Soleil theatre on his kit,
didn't they?
Right, okay.
So he was just on the stage on his own. Brilliantly made video of him playing along to Tonight,
Tonight by Smashing Pumpkins.
I just want to do a sketch. I don't know if I said this last week but I just want to do a sketch where he pretends
he's never heard a particular band and then he starts mouthing the words before they come
on and stuff.
Yeah you did say that to me.
Maybe we did talk about it last week.
I'm starting to not believe the drummers have never heard of Soundgarden or something.
Yeah there was one I saw recently, it was a guy who looked like he was a metal drummer
and it was like, so and so here's Led Zeppelin for the first time. Come on.
Mason
Come on now. Let's stop being silly.
Mason
But there's a really good video they published a day before yesterday with Matt Helders of
Arctic Monkey. And that's just him sitting at the kit for like an hour and a half talking about
kit for like an hour and a half talking about his evolution as a drummer and interspersed with him playing along to songs, Arctic Monkeys songs and how his style has changed over the
years. Yeah. And he says something really interesting. He said that when Arctic Monkeys
first put something out, they self-released a little EP called Five Minutes with the Arctic
Monkeys
before they'd signed with anyone. That's actually a really valuable EP now if you've got it
on record. And he said at that point, he'd only been playing drums for a year at that
point. And he was basically learning to play the drums while they were going.
On the job, yeah.
And he said he also up until that point had only really listened to hip hop music as well.
Brilliant. Yeah. And he said he also up until that point had only really listened to hip hop music as well.
Brilliant. So it was really interesting. I mean, the thing is he's not actually that interesting a speaker, but he's just had such an interesting career and he plays the drum so
well that it's just really fascinating to watch. I'm sorry if we're rehashing old Drumeo content,
but I remain fascinated. The hell the stuff is new. The hell the stuff is new.
Yeah, it is, right? It only got published a couple of days ago. I just made it really well. I think it's pretty good. You know what, it's lovely stuff.
It's up there with the very best blokes who buy second-hand cars and try and sell them on,
and they're always a lemon. By the way, speaking of things we've discussed before and perhaps
revisiting an old, opening an old wound, not the wound on your foot thankfully. I went to go see Neil Young in High Park last
week. Oh yes that's right. He was it was a good it was a good bill wasn't it? It was
in support. Cat Stevens. Cat Stevens. Good bill. Van Morrison. Again you cannot you cannot
debate his importance. Di cannot debate who he is.
Diabolical, it was just diabolical to watch.
He doesn't he famously do that thing where he lets the band play on and he goes for his
helicopter.
He lets them play and he's already in his cab at home.
I mean, you know you said that thing about Neil Young about, you said something outrageous.
The thing that started all this Neil Young chat between you and I was you said that you felt like Neil
Young needed the cash or something. And I very quickly proved that he didn't. But with
Van Morrison, I mean, he's done a lot of stuff with them, which is really good way back in
the day. Obviously he did Astral Weeks. I presume he's made loads of money out of Brown
Eye Girl. Can he be afford to be getting helicopters around?
He made his money when money was to be made though, hadn't they? And these big tours, he does tour quite a lot. So he probably...
I mean, he fucking shouldn't based on my experience.
He's just a bit, he's just a wonderful misery. Didn't he write, didn't he do an album
about COVID? Didn't he? And like injections and stuff. He did. So when I saw him, he came on stage about 40 minutes early, right? Had insisted
on not being a gazebo on stage because it was so hot, which I've just never seen anyone
do before. And it was, I mean, with the exception of a fairly poor rendition of Gloria, which is a brilliant
song, everything else was almost un-listenable and they just left without saying anything.
Kat Stevens was really good. What was interesting about Kat Stevens is obviously he's converted
to Islam quite some time ago, he's known also
as Yusuf Islam.
And he was saying a lot of the stuff you'd expect a famous, well-known Muslim to be saying
about Palestine, and it's not picked up a single headline.
So there's something about a kind of avuncular, kind of granddad figure saying this stuff
in quite a gentle way over the top of acoustic
music at the age of 76. And it's not picked up a single headline.
Yeah, and it's also Scary Black Momma Dreadlocks did it and everyone's clutching their pearls.
But Kneecap as well though. Kneecap's been the big story.
But they've been doing that for a while. The explosion of the quite over the top, in my opinion,
stuff about some random band at Glastonbury has been
it's sort of really exploded,
because Neacup's been in that kind of waiting area
for quite a while, haven't it, I suppose,
being people cancelling gigs and stuff like that.
So what is music for?
What is music for?
Yeah.
To challenge. Yeah, I just find it interesting.
Challenging the actual fucking genocides. I mean, let's not beat around the bush there.
Cool. No, totally. And I was just going to say on the Cat Stephen slash Yusuf thing,
he's got so many songs, like so many songs that he's one of those artists that loads
of his songs have just been recorded by other people.
Boyzone. Boyzone mainly. so many songs that he's one of those artists that loads of his songs have just been recorded by other people. And I'm-
Voices on mainly.
Voices on completely. I was there thinking, I'm obviously quite a passionate music fan.
Even I was there going, oh yeah, God, I didn't know he wrote that one. You know what I mean?
So it's good. And then Neil Young was brilliant. He was really good. And, but what I would
say about him performing in High Park is that I cannot tell you how
hot it was.
Mason- It seemed, I think you took a good picture of yourself in the mosh pit, so to
speak, the yusuf mosh pit, but it did look like you weren't having a good time. It was, I had to kind of put a headscarf on.
It was so hot.
And it was like 34 degrees in high part with not really any shade.
Yeah, that's pretty wild, isn't it?
That's pretty crazy.
And you start to heat up, you know what I mean, big time.
But it was worth it though, because by the time Neil came on, the sun had gone down and
it was brilliant, brilliant time.
I still haven't seen the Glastonbury set because they've not got it on iPlayer, so I don't know
what that was like. I think that's probably a different context, isn't it, than going to see
a Neil Young show with a load of Neil Young fans? Yeah, but then also I think like a sunny day in
Hyde Park, it's just a lot of comps, a lot of freebies kicking around, a lot of corporate
hospitality. Oh, there was a couple of people there really fucking... Do you know what there was?
There's quite a few people there who were so obviously PR women of a certain age,
not interested in any way, quite pissed. They were basically like those two women from Absolutely
Fabulous, right? Patsy and what's the other one called? I can't remember. There's quite
a few of those types and they're all they were doing right around us. They're just bumping
into people really pissed asking if anyone's got a spare cigarettes and they're like in
their forties. So I was buying a packet of cigarettes, you fucking idiots. What are you
doing?
Will Barron People have no self-awareness. People have
no shame anymore.
Alistair Duggan Nothing has ever screamed louder of, I've
got this ticket for free and I just fancy it there out in High Park.
So aside from that, it was brilliant.
I really loved it.
Jason Vale I've been in company like that and I'm, as you can imagine, I'm absolutely mortified.
Neil Milliken Yeah, of course.
But Neil got the plug pulled on him.
Jason Vale Did he really?
Did he overstep?
Like Drake the next day?
Neil Milliken Yeah, that Drake thing is so funny. I cannot tell you how baffling I find the whole Drake
phenomenon.
It's homeopathic levels of soul, isn't it? It really is just so diluted.
It's also just the most cringe thing. That night he got the plug pull for some kind of
logistical reason, whatever it was. He went out on stage and got the PA
system to play out Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You and start blowing
kisses at the crowd. What are you fucking doing? How does anyone take him
seriously? This is so poor. Yeah, you need to plan your plan. At this point, you really have to know what your gig
is. You can't just turn up and, you know, it's not a meet and greet, is it?
It was very odd. I just think everything about him is so cringe. Anyway, I enjoyed Neil Young.
It was good. Let's have a break. When we come back, we'll do our batteries, Peter.
All right then.
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We're back with a little pizza show.
And if you've got some kind of equipment
that you enjoy using that's got a battery in it,
well, open up the flap and let's have a look at that.
That's the term we use.
Nice, I like that, yeah.
Open up the flap and let's have a look at that.
Let's see what battery you've got, baby.
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Chris has got a just good day there, Luke and Pete.
I would like to share this battery I found on the 4th of July.
Yee-haw! Whilst waiting to use the Biffy at the Windmill Marina on the beautiful St. Croix because of America.
Um, uh, pronounced Croix because of America rather than Croix.
At Rice in Minnesota, I happened to look over at the dock lift parked in the lot and noticed this little piece of double air power just sitting there on top of one of the tyres. Insignia Alkaline AA.
I'm fully expected to have this being previously submitted and to feel the harsh sting of failure
but I'm willing to take the risk. I have felt the sting of failure in the past however you
did enjoy the picture accompanying it of chicken and pork on the grill so it's all relative.
Yours in battery servitude Chris. Thank you for that. Chris Insignia. Mason. Insignia. So I can't find any other Insignia's in the inbox, weirdly enough.
Will Barron. I mean, I think it's a new player as well, to be honest. It's a lovely, simple design.
The sort of design you would get on a beautiful yacht, one would suggest.
Mason. The only other mention of the word Insignia in our inbox is someone talking about donated SS
parade uniforms complete with arm bands, insignia and an iron cross.
I'm not sure why we didn't read that email out but I can have a guess.
That's as good as I can find so I think actually we've got a new
player there boy. We have? Okay right, that goes in the battery down the A position number here.
There's a slight caveat that I think we might,
I think Insignia may be the brand
of some fairly low rent electrical equipment.
Right, okay.
I think you could probably get an Insignia TV.
Can you really?
But I don't think I've seen the battery, I think so, yeah.
Insignia TV, fascinating, okay.
Because I've got someone here called Eduardo
who emailed us a long old time
ago saying I have DMEGC batteries in my Insignia TV controller.
I see, right okay.
You may have noticed Luke my camera's gone off because it's too hot in here.
Don't worry, we can muddle on.
You can muddle on.
Well well done to Chris and his Insignia.
Let's move on to Nick's nomination.
Hello chaps, Croatia in July is hot, hot, hot.
Thank God for air conditioning.
Perhaps the good Lord can also provide
a successful submission to the battery daddy
with these air conditioning remote control batteries.
I present, Keyho, K-I-H-O.
Any use, probably not, but always nice to try.
Cheers, Nick, Keyho.
Thank you, Nick.
Appreciate you sending those in.
They are the 10th edition of the Keyho battery. Yeah the first time we got those was back in, way back in 2021. No actually no, actually we first got one of those in December of 2017,
so very very early on. Right okay, nice. And so we've had them for a long time, but they're quite a rare one.
Across the eight years we've been doing the show, it's only 10 times we've received it.
So it's a top 10 effort, but it's not a new player.
I will say for the record that his picture is incredibly tantalising.
Bit of leg on shore, a reflection of him taking the picture.
I think he's wearing something I'm going to
rob.
It's given me basic instinct vibes.
A lot of leg and a blurry background picture image of him just holding up the battery to
take a picture. So well done, Nick. You pervert. Chris. Hi, Luke and Pete. Coffee bean weighing
drug dealer style scales. big fan of scales, kitchen
scales, base batteries, it's always been a really really decent furrow for us to
plough. The drug dealer style scales flashed a low battery warning for Chris
so I whipped the cover off the compartment to find two Antpower AAAs.
They're very lightweight so it's probably why they ran out after a few
months. Shit they may be but are they a new player? Chris from Wiltshire. Lovely clean hands Chris
has got. Lovely clean hands. Ant Power, they are not a new player but you're only the second person
to send them in Chris. Our friend Joseph sent them in back in August of last year from Berlin. So we
only ever seen two examples of the Ant Power, one from Berlin, one from Wiltshire, not sure why that is.
So they're not a new player, but they are very, very rare.
So you should be, I'll give you an honourable mention for that.
Such delicate scales.
I wonder what the maximum, because I'm always obsessed with like how precise like the scales
are for example, in the self scan, self serve bit of the supermarket.
Yeah, what's your thinking on that?
Well, I just, they just seem to know how heavy a fucking carrier
bag is.
And they reckon that a lot of these self-service tills
aren't, wait a minute, their own bums,
because the technical fixing is just too much of a money
sink for supermarkets.
So we may be losing them sooner rather than later.
But the actual, I'm just fascinated
by how big the plate is, how much, you know, just general
wear and tear it gets, how much dirt sits on top of it, and yet it still knows that I'm stealing
a carrier bag. I also think it's on the way to being a false economy because I think based on
the co-op and the Sainsbury's local, near where I live, the amount of time delay, no, but it's like time and delay and staff intervention for
the fact that probably around 50% of the people who use them can't use them properly or there's
a problem with them.
And so someone has to come over and the weight that that takes.
I was in Tesco the other day.
I went to go and pick my son up from nursery.
I forgot snacks.
So I thought I'm going to pop to the Tesco Express and get him a snack because he'll
kick off if he doesn't have one on the way home. And I was waiting in that Tesco for far, far longer
than I would have done to do a manned cashier thing. Because what they've done is they've
clearly taken out the amount of staff they need to save money, which then means it takes
ages for someone to come over and sort out the self-service if it's broken. So like, it's actually, to me it feels a bit like a false economy anyway.
They never put carrier bags out. It's like, it's the most valuable thing in the store,
the carrier bags. Put the carrier bag next to the thing and I'll use it.
I also read before that in self-service in supermarkets, but particularly in fast food
restaurants, the conspiracy theory goes that the reason
they have them now is not just for those reasons, but because they think that people are much
more likely to buy or order more food without anyone judging them.
Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah.
So if you go out and say, if you have that works in a supermarket context, right? Say
you want to buy five packets of biscuits, guilty. You're much less likely
to feel self-conscious about it if you're doing it at a self-service, right?
So maybe that's the reason as well.
I was in Hackney Central Tesco at sort of 8 o'clock in the morning driving to work and
I was astonished at how they'd set up the self-service.
There's probably about 15 self-services.
They'd only put on half of them and they had three security guys running them
because it was just school kids after school kids stealing stuff.
It was so good.
It was just like, this is proper.
Like they're trying to keep an eye on this, but they really can't.
There's too many kids.
There's too many dodgy setups here on the old self-service. Good on them. Fucking
good stuff.
Mason things, just to keep an eye on things. And one of the things I've noticed about Brixton Pratt as well, is they don't have any food
anywhere near the door.
Oh, right.
So basically you go in and it's your seats and a security guard and a little thing where
you can put the bin in the bit where you can get the wooden forks and the napkins or whatever.
And then about another 10 feet past that, you finally get to the food.
So you can't nip in there and grab something and leg it. It's just impossible. And I remember, Brixton's funny for that because
I remember, it's obviously a totally gentrified area now, like very expensive. I could never
afford to live there, but it's got that edge to it, right? And I can remember when I first
moved to London, I didn't have a job and my friends who I was living with had moved and
started their jobs and stuff and I was still looking for one.
I was just cutting about doing not much and didn't have internet at home then even because
we had to set it up or because it was only 2004 or whatever.
I didn't know anything about London, right?
I was living in, I'd moved into just between Vauxhall and Stockwell, so quite central.
I'll tell you what is fascinating about that, by the way, is the fact that I was living
probably five minute walk from the river in Vauxhall.
And it was 400 pound a month.
Anyway, so I didn't know anything and I didn't have a smartphone or anything.
And I'd heard of Brixton because I'd been there, I think I'd been up to see White Stripes
at Brixton Academy and I knew it was quite a pumping place I thought I know I'm just gonna go to
Brixton right so I wandered up to Brixton and add a little mosey around and you know
went for a pint or whatever this is obviously massively pre it becoming super expensive
and trendy to be in and I went into the Brixton McDonald's because I didn't really know where
else to get something to eat and I thought I I was going to go in there. And before I ordered
something I'm going to go to the toilet, right? And I walked into the toilet and there were
some people in there who scowled at me. They had screamed at me to get out, all of whom
were smoking crack.
And I was like-
Some little bit of crack, little bit more of crack.
I was like, first of all I was thinking that seems very Moorish. Secondly, I was like, fucking hell, I'm frightened.
First time I ever saw someone smoking crack
was in a subway in London, just in a convo.
Yeah, it was really surprising.
By the way, it was about two in the afternoon.
Yeah, yeah, the, I mean, I used to live around Brixton
and it was like the morning of like the KFC and the McDonald's
obviously you know young people congregate there I suppose don't they
yeah and just there was just always just every fucking night they've been some
kind of trouble with something was roped off it's just always something mad going
on I don't know why they when crimes are so when crimes have happened usually
like stabbings or beatings or whatever are so so obvious, why do they bother cordon them off?
Have you got the knife? Yeah. Have you got the person?
Good. Right, what else have you got? Have you got any CCTV?
Don't worry about everything else, it's just blood and guts and bandages.
Just clean up.
I don't think that's in the official forensic, forensic shot.
Let's get Peter as Big Mac.
That's what you did in the bathroom the other day.
Hose it down, let's get on with it. I don't think you'll find the bathroom the other day. Hose it down. Hose it down.
Let's get on with it.
I don't think you'll find that in any forensic pathology handbook Peter.
No, it's a good point actually.
If I was seeing...
More efficient please.
If one of my loved ones had been the victim of a horrific crime and I heard the ranking
detective officer say, right, it's all just blood and guts that lot.
Get rid of it.
Get rid of it.
Pause it down.
Let's move on.
I don't think that would be that helpful. Anyway, listen, congratulations to, um, to, was it Chris with
the, uh, with the insignia? Uh, yeah, there was a, there was an insignia. There was a,
there was a few different ones. I think the only, the only new player was Chris though,
wasn't it? With his insignia battery in, um, in, um, St. Croix. True that we got some
tantalising pictures though. And that's the main thing we did. That is the mainix. True that, we got some tantalising pictures though and that's the main thing.
We did, that is the main thing.
Alright Peter, let's get out of here, we will of course be back on Monday.
We've got some other good emails here, we only managed to get through one I think in
total this week, but we will get through some more.
We've got one here about Guinness that we'll do maybe on Monday if we remember.
Splitter G.
Yeah, exactly, and we'll speak to you then.
Have a good weekend. Bye darling. Ta ta.
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