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Episode Date: January 30, 2025

The lads dive into Trump’s latest inauguration, debating whether keeping it indoors was a strategic move to dodge an embarrassingly small crowd, while applauding Michelle Obama for swerving the whole thing entirely and setting a new standard in #NotMyProblem energy. Then, they lay out their own presidential plans—starting with an executive order to ban raspberry yoghurts nationwide.Elsewhere, Pete’s voice machine impression of Luke’s child leaves Luke thoroughly creeped out, there’s another mad documentary recommendation, and after a woodworm fiasco, Pete’s officially done with the whole “owning a house” thing.Plus, a cautionary tale about why you should never wear a beret in Glasgow...Email: [e-mail] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram if character-restricted messaging takes your fancy.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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and my name is Sweetie P.T. Donaldson. Do you want a little, do you want a little? Do you want a little bit ofson. Do you want a little bit of this? Do you want a little bit of this? Stop doing this. Do you want to come swimming with me? Imagine if someone put that on Trump's voice for the inauguration when he's taking the O. Hello.

I'm not a cat. I'm not a cat. It's been a good, I mean we are recording this a few days in advance, but it's been a full week of fun and games. Who knows what could happen by the time this comes out? I know, are you allowed to do presidential decrees right throughout your setup? I think you're allowed every, could you do a decree a day? I like that you're calling them decrees because that's what he thinks they are.

That's pretty much what they are aren't they? That's what he thinks they are yeah. He's sort of like, he'll do like one where, there was some astonishingly weird one, someone who was mentioned on the rest of politics, where he, it was, I can't remember what it was, but he's gone down into the weeds for a lot of them. Like he's taken away security clearances from, like quite sort of peripheral characters,

but just real fucking, I've got a problem with the way this thing was done so I'm literally gonna get the administrative assistant I'm gonna take his security clearance away I mean it's just but if you were doing them I I would I would make them it'd be fun to make them really petty well like I like, no more yogurts? Yeah, by executive order, no more raspberry yogurts. Right, yeah, like things he doesn't like. He probably bambos, doesn't like booze. Making individual states sue for a ruling on raspberry yogurts. And then we'll really find out where everyone's getting their yogurts from. Yeah, we'll really find out what people's positions raspberry yogurts. And then we'll really find out where everyone's getting their yogurts from.

Yeah, we'll really find out what people's positions are on yogurts. It's not the Rust Belt anymore, it's the Milk Belt. I tell you what, my life wouldn't be worth living if it was in London, because my son's my son's favourite raspberry yoghurt. Oh yeah, okay, right. Is there a... I frequently run out of tiny pots of yoghurt. What a waste of bloody time. I should just get a petty fool who like little little pot and just fill in from

a big a bigger receptacle because what a waste of plastic a tiny little sort of thing like that bad it's a cheat code for me though because if my son if I need to buy some time to do anything right he's getting that high chair and he's having a yogurt he can't believe his luck. He can't even say yoghurt. He calls them Uggurt. Uggurt. Lovely. Love that. Stickman. The adventures of a stickman is very much my if I need to cook something. My son's not really into TV. He'll do about half of it in the nightgarden. He's one of those kids from the 80s where they'd watch ITV. No, it's funny, and I'm sure this will change, but you know, all the chat from parents about what screen time should you give your kid and what shouldn't you.

I think I've got a kid that doesn't even want any. Right, okay. Maybe he's just not seeing the right screen. Maybe, I don't know. It wouldn't happen on your watch, would it? No, you've got so many screens in my life. There's a screen on this little voice changer. And the, the... Daddy can I have an ugo?

Was it? Uggate. Uggate. Pete? Yeah. Can you stop doing that please? Can you stop doing impressions of my baby please? Yeah, stop doing it.

Daddy, I'm old now. I'm a teenager. Is this Pete broadcasting? Is this peak broadcasting? Oh, they're lovely times. Anyway, we said on Monday we got quite heavy because we talked about 7-7. Yeah, I always talk about 7-7. We had a little deep dive. Oh, a deep dive. I said today would be a little bit more frivolous,

but I also remembered that we promised we'd talk about the inauguration. Oh yeah, I mean I think there's a bit of frough, I think that's fine to have a little giggle at Zuck looking at a lady's chest. I think it's absolutely fine. You loved that, that was Jeff Bezos' new Mrs. Apparently so, apparently so. A lot of conservative female thinkers seem to think that she was dressed and I quote like a sex worker and I wasn't even quoting correctly there. What is that, Mark Zuckerberg? Mark Zuckerberg's been face-pucking again. Yeah, an astonishing turn of events really.

But Barack Obama was there without his partner. Partner, literally. The fucking first lady. I rated that. I rated that Michelle Obama was like, nah, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I don't want to be fucked.

I did it last time. Can't be fucked. You haven't been pressed in no, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I can't be fucked. I did it last time. Can't be fucked. You haven't been president for ages. I'm not doing it. Do you know what I mean? Imagine if you had to say to your wife, you know that member I worked at that place back in 2012? And they're having a thing.

Can we go to an awards dinner for John Joyce betting shops? Yeah. Would you like to come to one of those? No thank you, I'm absolutely fine. There's an event happening, quite a big deal, for the beers, wines and spirits aisle in Safeway. So I really need you to dress up in your nicest clothes and head down there. Every single bottle will have those plastic security tabs on them that you'll need to

crack open to get access. I also just thought that the way they had the cab around because of the people arriving, Obama just walking down the corridor on his own doing his suit up, he just looked cool. He always looked cool. He was just like, right, let's just get this done. Let's get this done and go back to whatever I'm doing. I would say like, I mean, it was hilarious because they reckon because Donald Trump's scared of not having enough people at his inauguration in the call, they moved it inside.

And that's... I've got a little tinfoil hat theory about that over and above that as well, which I'll come to. Right, okay. Snipers? Well, you're saying what a lot of people have said, which is, you know, you're scared about the size of the crowd and stuff. That may be true, but it's not actually as rare

as people are making out for us to do it inside. I mean, Reagan did one inside. Right, okay. Because of exactly the same reason, that weather was fierce and the winds were high and it was actually quite dangerous. So it could be both those things, but I do think, yeah, I think there's a chance that he might have been briefed to make it easier to be

inside given what's happened. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah. Okay. And also, and also his crowd size would be doing because it is called and he doesn't want to show weakness, right? So I think there's a world in which a newly minted president says that under advice of security reasons I've been told to go inside, and this is a fucking disgrace by the way, but this is what I've been advised to do, this is what I'm going to do, but there's no way Trump's ever going to say that. No, so he says it's the way that, I mean it's just a real shame that like, you know, that is left and right is the, you know, some of the richest people in the world. I mean, it's just

an astonishing proper like last days of Rome fucking like. Yeah, all the poor people out in the cold, right? And all of the poor people literally out in the cold who traveled all that way, the people who, you know, let's face it, we'll be honest with ourselves, have been taken advantage of, are continuing to have been taken advantage of, spending their hard earned on getting down to the Capitol for that very reason. And then, you know, he pardons a load of January 6 protesters and I mean, just, I mean, Oh man, I watched a documentary about, speaking of documentaries, I watched a documentary about the leader of the Oath Keepers who was one of the main protagonist or antagonist behind January 6th, a guy called Stuart Rhodes.

You know you heard of the Oath Keepers right? Yeah, they've all got my hair. No, that's the Boogaloo boys. They've all got my hair. The Oath Keepers are older and a bit more kind of bearded. Oh yes, okay, yeah. They're paramilitary group, everything but the name, effectively. He comes across, the whole point, the documentary I watched was called King of the Apocalypse

and it was told from the point of view of his family, his estranged family, and he comes across as the most crazy man in the whole of America. Well, like conspiracy theory mad or just mad, generally mad man? Proper like, take your whole family up to the middle of Montana and dig escape tunnels from your isolated hut. Yeah, okay. For no reason. And by the way, populate the house with 160 guns.

Insane. Right, okay. So he, so he, but you'd think that he would feel a bit more secure now Trump's in, you know, Trump's in charge. Yeah, but I think the majority of his film before, while he's in jail, he got sentenced to 18 years for seditious conspiracy, which is only one notch on the, on the, on the belt below treason. Has he had his sentence commuted?

Yeah, he's free now. Yeah, he's been, yeah, the sentence commuted, he's been, I don't think he got pardoned, I think he got commuted, which means he is still convicted. It's still on his record. I'm sure he's absolutely got it in his cave in Montana. I don't know where he's gone now. I don't know where he is. It makes me happy to be in the UK, put it that way. But anyway, so who knows what fucking, you know, in the words of Peter Manuel from The Thick of It, who knows what flavour of nut brown piss is is gonna be poured into our ears by Trump

over the next coming weeks, but you know, we'll wait and see. I mean, I thought of nut brown piss as I emptied my power steering fluid yesterday in my car. Now we're talking. Now this is much more familiar Luca and Pico territory. Much more familiar. Tell us about that.

I bought a little hand pump and pumped out all of my power steering fluid. Why have you done that? Because of this noise. Actually I've got effects now. That's the noise my car made every morning. Do new cars have power steering fluid or is it all electronic? Yes they do. Yeah I think they would. I think even if it's fly-back because a lot of cars are, a lot of the new electric cars like your Cybertrucks and stuff, they're fly-by-wire, aren't they? They're drive-by-wire.

Cybertruck is an example. Well, I mean, there's that. I think there's two or three cars that are starting to be sort of like... I saw one of them up in Cape Cod last year and it looked like it was made of fucking tin foil. I like the one that's been imported via... It's like a Star Wars prop from the 70s. I would actually like to see...

It's probably bigger than I sort of realise, absolutely gigantic, but like there's one that's been imported, I think, via Romania to Europe, only one. And because of like the EU rules and I think it made it's worth the UK. Because of like the rules, yeah, because it's's so like sharp all of the ends are sharp he's had to like whoever owns it has had to like soften the edges like he's had to sort of put like yeah to make it road legal and do loads of different bits and bobs it's bloody hilarious I mean it's so I saw that someone was trying to sell one an auto trader right okay, okay, yeah.

And the reason it was on sale for £150,000 and the reason it hadn't been sold at the time of reporting is because they couldn't get a good ruling about whether it would be legal to drive it or not. Right, yes, that makes sense, yeah. Because they're not just sharp and look ridiculous, but they're also like super fast aren't they? Yeah, I think, yeah, I just think it's not been, I think whenever you, if you get a car on the road in most countries, if it's not been tested, I mean you have to, I mean the US may have tested the side truck to its own kind of much more stringent I imagine rules and so will the EU so it's probably quite, it's probably a bit of a gray area at this point in time but I think new cars need to be tested in the jurisdiction it's being driven in. Yeah and I think you also, by the way let's not lose sight of the fact, if you want a

cyber truck you want your fucking head checking anyway. Yeah I mean if you wanted for a truck it's a bad truck and if you want it for anything else you're a fucking idiot so I think with those, I mean, I do find them fascinating. Like the actual kind of like electrics inside are, there are some quite interesting and useful sort of design decisions, but everything else is just, things just fall off it.

And the attitude in the UK, particularly in certain places like Scotland, people just take the piss out of you. You couldn't leave it outside. People just boot the shit out of it. Yeah, do you remember that? I don't know if you saw it, there was a tweet or something, some kind of social media post that went viral of a woman, a young woman who said that she was in New York and she went, I'm probably going to get the details wrong, but the principle remains, the point will be clear. She went to New York on holiday New York and she went, I'm probably going to get the details wrong, but the principle remains the point will be clear.

She went to New York on holiday or something and to treat herself while she was there, she bought herself a beret and she was wearing a beret around New York and she thought she looked really cool. And then she went to Paris or something, had the same thing and everyone was like, oh yeah, she looked really great. And then she said that she got brave enough and confident enough to wear it back in her hometown of Glasgow, right? And about two minutes after leaving the house,

apparently someone wowed their widow there and just went, oh bonjour, you cunt. Like that, just ripped the shit out of her like instantly. That's why Britain is the best. It's not your fucking Spitfires and your fucking, you know, what was that machine that solved the Nazi's... Oh, the Enigma, cracking of the Enigma code.

The cracking of the Enigma. That was pretty good. I shouldn't have picked that one. That was pretty good. I shouldn't pick on that. But I just think that that's the thing that makes me proud. Think of other things that people think makes Britain good but doesn't. Not the Enigma machine.

Not the Enigma code. Alright, a cooked breakfast. I don't know, I need something grander. I need something grander than... somewhere between Spitfires and a cooked breakfast. Jeremy Clarkson. Yeah, no, but... because he's a mouthpiece for it. I would say like... I don't know. No, but people think Jeremy Clarkson is what makes Britain great, but it's not. The general empire. People get excited about the Empire, don't they? The General Empire? Oh yeah, I know that.

The General Empire. We've made a General Empire. We're not aggressive, we've just made a General Empire. Yeah, that sort of stuff that people are getting very animated about. I saw, I was driving down the street in my freshly power steering... Minted cyber truck. ...minted cyber truck, and somewhere down the road they've got this new set of, what do you call it when you, scaffolding. Scaffolding's gone up on a building down the road. Near the first maplins in the UK by the way. And, it's fucking hell man. It's fucking hell man. It's January and it's just gone up and on every level, three or four of them, on every level of the scaffolding, are these little soldiers and a little puppet

and a little body? What is it with scaffolding companies and this? I've seen this. There's a scaffolding company not far from me Pete. Little soldier men on every post keep and watch. In World War One kind of regalia right? It's demented it's absolutely demented. I've seen I remember and obviously my wife's got a completely different upbringing to me and she's not as au fait with the subtleties of certain parts of British culture because why would she be? We were driving somewhere a while back

and not far from where we live, there's a scaffolding company. And it's like a yard with an office building. And the yard is fenced off, obviously, with like a chain link fence or whatever. But they've had printed up in a massive size, this huge awning that goes around all the fence and up a couple of stories high of basically poppies, Lest We Forget, Shadows of World War I soldiers, and near it in like small writing, it's just

the name of the scaffolding company. And it's like, what the fuck are you doing? What's that? It's that man who runs a British shop in Thailand. Oh yeah, yeah. What's his name? And he's got a Lerig B fridge. Yeah, he's called erm... Fucking demented. I can't remember. He's called Jason someone.

Jason Mariner his name is. It's closed down by now but I just... Yeah, he's... And what happened, Lerig B's closed down by now but I just, if I ever want to. Yeah, he's eating it because what happened to you, Ricky's family were like, can you just fuck off? But like the scaffolding company I'm talking about, what's the thought process? Look, nobody is saying for one second the enormous sacrifice by basically a load of

poor men at the start of the 20th century in the first of all was anything other than fucking horrific, right? Of course it was and it should be remembered as such, right? That's got nothing to do with you having a scaffolding company in 2025. Will Barron But it's kind of like, but it's, but with respect, like there's a lot of, a lot of, you know, there's some lads I work with who are scaffolders, who I work with, who I play football with, who are scaffolders, and they, I play football with, they were scaffolders and they, I guarantee they will be the first to sort of tell Gary Linek to stay out of this or stay in your lane basically.

Oh, virtual signaling basically, get rid of your virtual signaling. It's absolute, honestly if I had a company that they'd set up that scaffolding, I'd find this fucking glib bollocks a little bit disrespectful. I find it, there's no fucking place for it. It doesn't mean anything. It is it is nonsense I mean, you've probably wasted about three hours putting them up So I'm not paying for that a lot of money And also it's exactly the kind of thing that just marks you out of some kind of fucking weirdo danger That is no way I'm giving you money to come and do stuff for me. Fuck that. It's mad

Absolutely mad that there's no way I'm giving you money to come and do stuff for me. Fuck that. It's mad. It's absolutely mad. Anyway, we're doing to get off this. We need to get a break and come back and lose some batteries. Last week was bloody 7-7. Now we're having to go to the War Dead. We're not having to go to the War Dead. That's the point, we're having to go to the people who are trying to tap themselves onto the War Dead, which is disrespectful, as you rightly say. Yeah, very noisy when they tap themselves to the War Dead. They don't... Right, we'll be back in a minute. I want hot takes. I want knee-jerk reactions. That's not really what I do. Is that because you don't have any knees? Or...

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They're here! Yes, Stephen has got in touch and it's the roses batteries after the previous Sri Lankan success I asked my mother-in-law if she I asked my mother if you had any batteries around she had a bag full it was it was my it was mostly Panasonic and Toshiba but she did have one of these laying around Laksa Pana Sri Lanka's finest. I don't think we've ever had a submission apart from the one we had previously from Stephen, it was from Sri Lanka. So we've got a new one. We've got the second one from Stephen.

Thank you, Stephen. Yeah, Laksapana is an interesting battery name. It's not one I was familiar with. It doesn't ring any bells, but you are the second person to send them in Stephen, because Scott Bailey sent them in in March of 2022. 2022. Scott Bailey is a naughty boy from my school. He found them in an air conditioning remote. Guess where he was? Was he in Sri Lanka? He was. I think Laxapanna might be, I think it might be, I'm literally looking at Google. It is the highest waterfall. No the eighth highest waterfall in Sri Lanka So there you go. Yeah on a review of Laksa Pana Falls

sure Everybody has lovely words to say about Laksa Pana Falls I can only answer for a waterfall in Sri Lanka now. What can be bad about that? beautiful the only one person who ranks average is one person who says, lovely falls, but the overlooks of you in this are sadly too far away. It's worth the start of your passing by, but I wouldn't go too far out the way. Yeah, I got really pissed off the other day with someone. I've decided actually not to dig around this because we've got a couple more batches to

get through, but I've started to really get annoyed because we've got a couple more batches to get through but I'd, I've started to really get annoyed with people who kind of contribute a lot of shit like this to the internet. Yeah. The thing that set me off was there's a really great boxing book, right? Yeah. Part kind of memoir, part kind of, I guess like, yeah, just book about boxing called This Bloody Mary is the Last Thing I Owned, right? Yeah. But I got called Jonathan Rendell, who was a fucking brilliant writer, right? Board winning writer. He's just a fantastic book. It's by far the best book about boxing, in my view, in a pretty packed field. I just love it.

And someone was asking me the other day about recommendations for sports books, and that one sprung to mind. I was like, Oh, do you know what? I should dig out my copy of that. And I couldn't find it on the shelf. So I thought, do you know what I'll do? I'll get it on the old Kindle just in case I want to reread it. And as I was getting it on the Kindle, I looked at the Goodreads page for it. That's a mistake. Right. Someone gave it two out of five. Right. I imagine if you're really into boxing, this would be quite a good book. What are you reading then? What are you fucking doing?

It's always people who... It's a mixture of that and people who... I thought I had woodworm in the kitchen. So I looked up woodworm solutions. Weirdly, a neighbour saw me just sort of doubled over looking directly at the kitchen floor going for fuck's sake and they thought I was having a breakdown. They thought you dropped your false teeth? Yeah they thought I was having an episode of sorts just doubled and doubled over looking at my stare on my feet going oh for fuck's sake. But I was looking at Woodworm,

which I think is not new Woodworm, but oh fuck off, I just can't be arsed with owning a house anymore. And so I was looking at the reviews of Woodworm, you know, I don't know what you put on them, acid, yoghurt, I don't fucking know. So I was looking at the Cuperl Woodworm solution and all the reviews reviews were like I've just bought this Really good. I don't know whether it's go. I've not let it set for a couple of weeks I don't know whether it's gonna kill a woodworm or not. Don't fucking review it then Why are you getting involved for crying out loud? Yeah It's not these people online who do the old Instagram. Oh

Here's some advice for you. If you want to be successful, I don't know who you fucking are. What's going on? The other day I saw a video the other day on Instagram of Stephen Bartlett doing bars. Yeah. And yeah, he, he, he's talking again. He's talking, even though he's supposed to be living in someone else. It's all about him. He's talking about how when he reads a book he found himself Always instinctively putting the book down when it got to quite a tough part to read Right, and so he then realized that actually, you know

We always instinctively try to avoid Hard things and what we should do is actually double down and really focus on doing the hard things and getting them done because we'll feel better. And it's set over this kind of music. And the most profound thing really, asinine simple fucking politics. Are you being fucking serious? So you're basically saying that things that are hard are quite difficult. Yeah. But we should try harder at hard things. It's got about a million likes, Pete. I used to eat fruit and nuts, but I wouldn't eat any of the nuts.

But I would eat the raisins, and I'd be left with a bowl of hazelnuts in a bowl. But now I realise that the nuts are hard, but they're quite delicious. And that's what, clip that, Taylor clip this. And then you make loads of money. There's a man with a 10th century peasant haircut who pops up in my algorithm. My algorithm on Instagram is literally, I don't search for stuff on Instagram, so I don't know how they've got me, but there's a lot of boobs in there, as discussed before, but there's also a lot of young men in Range Rovers in really expensive whips just going,

like, I've made, the average wage for someone in England is 30k. I made that yesterday. None of them made that yesterday. None of them ever do. And they're getting younger and younger, these inspirational little twerps. And some of them are like, they'll be like lads who are like, they're on holiday with their parents

and they're like 16, 17. And they've all got the fucking cauliflower haircuts. They're all wearing sportswear and they're on a balcony in Dubai on what looks like the worst. Imagine being in Dubai at 16. What the fuck are you gonna do? A water park maybe?

Absolutely fuck all. And they're on a, and they're sat around and they've got their iPads and stuff, and they're going, you know, we're hustling now, and like in 10 years time we're gonna, fuck off! Just why? Why is that in my algorithm? Go back to the, um, go back to Stephen Bartlett thing. I saw, I saw an episode title for his,

one of his shows, it was an interview with Jordan Peterson. And the title of the episode was you need to listen to your wife. It's like Jordan, that's a bit rich coming from you mate. You come across like a bloke who's not spoken to his wife for quite some time. You need to listen to your stomach with all that meat in it. That's part of it isn't it? Listen to your wife because then that way you won't spend all your time on weird podcasts crying. On weird stuff. With your weird suits. Right what's the next batch we're going to get this done? Declan's got in touch, and he's got an inspirational story about how sometimes we walk around

without any batteries in. But the knowledge is like a battery in many ways. I actually, speaking of that, before we divert from Declan, too much. My e-book is like a battery in many ways. I learned from Stephen Bart that the other day, actually, speaking of batteries and energy and stuff, I noticed the other day that when I go to bed really late and my son wakes me up really early

I actually find myself quite tired. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you need the batteries of you need to listen to your listen to your body and Something Probably not you play about having emails in a while and I have FOMO These came out of the back of an electric fireplace. Now what are two Flydeer batteries, a pair of I think AAAs, what are they doing in the back of the back of the fire Declan? That seems kind of dangerous. Sounds like a likely story to me. Exactly. Declan you are the third person to send in Flydeers, Andrew and Matt have both sent them in. The first time they were sent in was back in July of last year. So not that long ago, they could be a new kid

on the block. No, lovely carpet lot, lovely moccasins and a lovely little giraffe in the background as well. Very enjoyable. They look like a pair of lady slippers to me. Ooh, Declan, are you courting? I think my wife's the same pair. Are they my wife slippers? Where do you live live Declan? I took it out of the doorbell so nobody could have learnt that I'm in your house.

Ross has gone into the route of the burglar alarm. Hope you are well in 2025. Long time listener, first time caller situation. Thanks, congratulations to Pete for Bob A.B. And this is my attempt to get into the beefy battery daddy and I hope my delay in typing this email has not scuppered my chances. Last August, my wife, that I have access to and myself,

finally went on to a long delayed trip to Vietnam after a certain pandemic forced us to cancel our plans in 2020. Scandemic. Scandemic, yes! Fauci will get you. You know Fauci has to have 24-7 security and had a credible threat on his life not that long ago when he was just going to the shop to buy some food.

What is the point in doing the right thing? It's so bad. What is the point in sticking it in the par going, you know what, maybe humanity is worth saving and then you get treated like that. Fuck that. It's bad, isn't it? Keep your head down, do a podcast, eat olives, that's what I'm doing. Listen to your wife. Listen to your wife. Last August we went to Vietnam, visiting Hanoi, Da Nang, Hoi An, Ninh Binh, maybe, and Ha Long

Bay. After travelling about, seeing the sights sights sampling the 50p beers, hello! I'm suddenly very interested and General Culture Sock I suddenly remembered that my battery broke on a Ha Long Bay cruise. I checked the aircon remote and have attached a pick of the goods. I've also attached a set photo of the 50p beer as well which is very enjoyable. Oh god that looks good. God that's... That's lovely crisp cold beer that. I'm looking at fucking beers these days and going

phwoar and I never thought I'd get there I always sort of saw that as an issue but I'm looking at lovely frosty beers and going oh that looks good. We record them at 6am as well. Yes yes exactly Lordy. Anyway the Vietnamese little people and we had a great time even though my Glaswegian twang dueling of Vietnamese didn't always work, but it always seems to catch out any scam artists when they don't understand my native speech. Good on you Ross from Glasgow. See you in July. Pete and Bar, Rockaholic, off to Japan by the sounds of things. Lovely. But they've come in, Ross, with Deander. Deander, Deander. Nice bit of the proclaimers. It's Fitz, Fitz. Who are one of my faves.

Deander, I'm afraid I love the email, I love the story. Thank you very much for getting in touch. But you are, I'm afraid, the eighth person to send those in. So they're not new players either. So that's two weeks in a row. We've not had any new players. This week's been a better show than the last week, but still not quite good enough, I'm afraid.

You got closer, and that's what I respect. Thank Thank you Ross from Glasgow and all the rest of you. Right that has been the Look Apeat Show for another week. We'll be back on Monday. Look after yourselves. Look you know what you can do over the weekend. I'm going to see Dr. Strangelove, Steve Coogan. Oh nice everyone's raving about that. So excited to get tickets for that because it's only gone for a very limited run so I shall report back what it was like if you want. Let's do. Well if you want all right yeah fine absolutely crack it. How about you what are you up to some kind

of DIY making things worse probably? I still need to hang that gate, still need to hang that gate. You said that you've been saying that for six months. I know I'm looking at it now. A lot of dog poo in the garden as well. Oh, for God's sake, it's so depressing. What kind of picture are you painting to our listeners? Woodworm in the fucking kitchen, at the gates hanging off and there's dog poo in the garden. Like, what am I doing with my life? How often do you pick up the dog poo in the garden?

Well, every day, obviously, but it's just, there's two dogs and they are perfect. Stop pooing. I'm gonna stop eating them. I'm gonna stop eating them. I'm gonna stop feeding them. Then that'll solve things won't it? Put nappies on them. Put little nappies! Your daughter must still be in nappies right? You've got nappies round the house. Yeah I bought larger ones than were needed as well so that would probably

accommodate a little dog's bum. There you go. I didn't realise Sammy Amiobi was arrested for a hit and run. That's a real shame for the dog I've named after Sammy Amiobi. Powerful. Yeah, but your dog isn't implicated. You can't blame a dog for that. Yeah, that's a good point, actually. Well, you know, same name. Who knows?

Who knows? All right, then. We'll find out at the doggy driving test, I imagine. We'll be back on Monday. Say goodbye, Lucky Mo. See you later. Bye-bye, everyone. I, Lucky Mo. See you later. Bye bye, everyone. I've been Pete.

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