The Luke and Pete Show - Concrete jungle where golden rabbits are made of
Episode Date: September 19, 2022We are bringing you this episode directly from Pete’s hotel room in New York. This obviously means the lads are recording surrounded by empty bottles of Pepto Bismol and packets of instant noodles.E...lsewhere Pete has been trying the local delicacies (aka Japanese whisky) and we hear about a very successful duelling dog.Do you have any stories about New York? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to the Luke and Pete show.
My name is Pete Donaldson.
I'm joined by this guy.
Come my lady, come, come my lady.
You're my butterfly, sugar, baby.
Out of all of the songs I thought you were going to sing.
Is it O-Town?
Was that O-Town?
No, I think it's Crazy Town.
Crazy Town.
I knew there was a district of sorts in there.
So-called geographical area.
Was the man with the shit tattoos who went to celebrity rehab,
was he the mayor of Crazy Town?
He might have been.
I remember he sort of chased a very beautiful model
around a kind of a dreamy kind of dreamscape.
Almost like magical realism.
Yes, it was.
Is that the first time Crazy Town
had ever been described as anything apart from
being magical realism?
You know, you're Neil Gaiman, you're Crazy Town.
Luke, is this the closest we've ever sat together?
Yeah, we should probably clarify what we're doing here
because we are currently sat,
it's very exciting for us
and probably less exciting
for people listening.
We've been ejected
from the British Isles
because of things you've said,
done about the mosque.
They just would not get Brexit done.
And so if you're not going to take
Europe out of the UK,
we're going to take ourselves
out of the UK.
And we're in New York together.
We're currently sat in Pete's hotel room
because it's marginally quieter than mine.
Mine's right on the main road,
on the main strip,
on the main track.
And helpfully,
every single night we've been here,
obviously this is our first world problem,
but every single night we've been here,
they've been doing an extraordinary amount
of loading overnight. So even though with the air con on full and with earplugs like clanging around a
load of american accents to which you got a lot let's load up this truck yeah right have you heard
them yeah i was helping them yeah i was team stuff but the thing the thing is there's absolutely no
um call to given to the fact that it's like 4 a.m
no this is this is the city baby yeah this is you know you're in midtown and it's you know
one o'clock in the morning i would say uh advice uh to the wives uh just get absolutely
shit yeah absolutely shit yeah you'll be fine you look actually very fresh today you'll wake
up at four o'clock in the morning with terrible antacid issues,
but other than that, it's fine.
So to give people an idea of both what the hotel we're staying in is like
and what Pete's room is like,
the hotel is the type of hotel
that has a table in the room
with an unexplained,
old-fashioned mechanical pencil sharpener on it.
Give it a blast.
It's one of those ones that kind of...
No need for it.
I mean, imagine if you sort of started grinding that and it was actually one of those ones that kind of no need for it I mean imagine
if you sort of
started grinding that
and it was actually
one of those air horns
like an air raid horn
no that's
that's the sound
of my teeth
in the middle of the night
with all that loading
going on
and the second thing
is that
if you're picturing
Pete's hotel room
you very much
should be
picturing
a bed
surrounded with
empty bottles
of Pepto Bismol
that's true and and uneaten Japanese noodles yeah picturing a bed surrounded with empty bottles of Pepto Bismol. That is true, yeah.
And uneaten Japanese
noodles. Yeah.
By the way, there's a massive Levi's
graffiti on your wall.
I insisted on that. You know, like some people request
pictures of, I don't know,
Superman on their bedroom
table as a little joke. Do they? Well, you know,
these cheeky little Twitter boys and
girls that sort of go, I'm very much
like a picture of
McDreamy from the
Grey's Anatomy TV
show and I'd like you
to put it in a frame
next to my bed and
people will do it and
then people will tweet
about it and then
they'll be seen as a
friendly.
It's a bit of flair.
So it shows they care
about their customers.
Exactly.
Exactly.
So you asked for
Pepto-Bismol.
So I asked for lots of Pep to Bismarck.
But I have not, as you'll notice, Luke,
I had to do a little bit of a tie.
You will not believe this.
I did have to tie this room slightly
because it was a bit messier
because I have not been visited by a maid for three days.
Do not disturb straight on.
Do not disturb straight on.
I want this to be my little dominion,
my little sort of
kingdom
for the
for the stay
and yeah
I've not allowed anyone
into my room
so you're the first
I feel like
you must feel like
the bloke who discovered
Tutankhamun
well yeah
I love what you've done
with the place
when you say you've had a tidy
you've basically moved
everything off the floor
onto that other bed
correct
yeah
that's fair enough
that's for activities
that's the activity bed
so there's plenty of people listening
who haven't had the chance
to visit New York City.
And, you know,
so probably we owe it to them
to give them at least a small amount
of our impression of them.
We owe them nothing.
Actually, we don't owe them anything.
But what about the actual city itself?
What about them apples?
How would you describe it?
It's big, isn't it?
Everything is bigger
steam comes out of the floor which is always great it is always great very evocative very
i love the fact that that is along with the outside emergency exit stairwells
i like they actually do exist because like sometimes it's an affectation yeah
it doesn't actually happen but it does and it reminds me of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles every time
correct yeah
and I think
some people live down there
you know people who
down in the loo
I think they live in the tunnels
yeah that has certainly
been the case
I don't know if they still do
but that's certainly been
the case in the past
and rough
and
you're not thinking
of moving down there
that's just
well
I could have one bed
I wouldn't have room
for two activity beds that's true last time we have one bed I wouldn't have room for two activity beds
that's true
last time we were in
New York together
we recorded an episode
I think of us
walking down
Broadway or something
to the shop
to buy some lip balm
that's right
yeah you were on
a lip balm quest
yeah I was
it wasn't quite as warm
as it is right now
no
that was September as well
was it?
yeah I think it was
September as well
I think it was a little later, wasn't it?
October-y sort of way, wasn't it?
Oh, no, it was.
I think it was October, yeah.
Because it's been actually quite warm since we've been here.
It's been very humid.
Yeah.
So the last time you came here was with me as well, right?
Yes, I believe it was.
And how do you feel about it today?
Well, I mean, very much my New York state of mind includes you every time.
So it's very much, how's Luke Moore doing?
I would say.
You went very well yesterday.
Are you all right now?
Concrete jungle
where Luke Moore is made of.
Yeah, I feel a little bit
better today.
I feel great yesterday.
What have you been up to?
Have you eaten a bad apple?
I've been only exclusively
breathing in that steam
that comes out
the manhole covers.
And it's treated me
quite badly.
Yeah.
You've got a bit
of mischief in you.
So but basically
I suppose the day
this show's coming out
is the day of the
Queen's funeral
which you should
probably mention
because that's
obviously a big deal.
Because otherwise
no one would know.
No exactly.
Imagine if someone
found out from this.
Important public service.
Some people might.
Well I think
Barry Glendening
who loves a late night tweet
I think he said
what a euphemism that is
is he still drinking
he loves a late night tweet
he's having
I think he was in the pub
so this story checks out
he was in the pub
and he
some lads had turned in
and they'd been
at a wake I think
and just
lost two days because they were just drinking and partying well not part wake I think and just lost two
days because they
were just drinking
and partying.
Well not partying,
I mean having a
terrible time.
But they turned up
in a pub and
neither of their
phones had been
working and they
didn't actually know
the Queen had
passed.
So it was kind of
like two days
later they didn't
actually know.
That famous episode
of what happens to
the likely that's
where they try and warn the footballers off. So when did they find out? Two days later. They didn't actually know. That famous episode of What Happened to the Likely Nuts where they don't want to turn
on and off.
So when did they find out?
Two days later.
Yeah, but where?
Well, in Barry Glenn
and his pub.
What a way to find out.
I was thinking to myself
halfway through that anecdote,
that can't get more depressing.
And it just did.
But yeah,
so the coverage has been incredible.
One thing I found
absolutely incredible
is the line of
people that went
past the coffin
two miles
I think it's
I got up to
four and a half miles
because if it gets
to five they just
shut it all down
apparently they have
to shut it down
at a certain point
to stop new people
joining it
because the people
would have queued
for so long
but they wouldn't
have got in
people are just
saying this is just
the this is the
mega queue
this is like
this is the boss
fight for all British people.
We love a queue, don't we?
Yeah, absolutely.
It's a bit like when you go to a music festival,
there's a really up-and-coming artist
that everyone wants to see.
And you get in the queue for a while.
But by the time you get to the front,
there's no more room.
But at one point, the queue, I think,
stretched from Westminster Hall,
where the body was in rest right for the state
for the
Lyon State
to London Bridge
yeah
wild
all along the Thames
it's kind of like
apparently it would take
like an hour
or maybe two hours
to walk
like briskly
like the whole length of it
and you're not
you're not moving that quick
you're going to be in that queue forever
and if you did that
you would also be
just taunting the people
in the queue
look how quickly
I'm moving
yeah
but it was
it's
because obviously
we've
we can't really
post check the nation
we really
don't know what
it's been like
because we've been
away haven't we
as soon as
well we can't do it
anyway
we can largely
terrible that anyway
yeah this is just
two confused men
explaining things
to each other badly.
Yeah, you trying to remember what I'm trying to describe.
It's even harder.
It's even harder now we're in the US.
But anyway, so we should acknowledge that
because it's a massive thing.
Yeah, it is.
Actually, one thing I found interesting about it,
because obviously I like history,
it gives you that feeling of witnessing history
as it's happening.
Yeah.
Which is, I couldn't think of an event that was even close to how big it's been.
Because she's a head of state for two, whatever your feelings on the mic and all the rest of it,
a head of state for two billion people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I think it feels very Diana-y slash maybe a little September 11th-y, I think.
They're the two big ones for me, I think.
September 11th was the one I could think of.
Yeah, in our thing.
But it's been very, very odd.
But I think people who had sort of lived through
the death of Princess Diana,
kind of they've had this,
they've had a sort of dry run of this a little bit.
But I think the younger generation
are sort of like,
whoa, why are we talking about this forever?
And maybe they don't understand
just the scale of it.
I'm sure they do.
But they also,
I think the Queen leaving
would have been,
it's such a sad event,
but it's been on the cards such a long time
because she was in her 90s
she was old
and so
the BBC mainly
have spent
what feels like
30 years
writing pieces
about the Queen
and updating them
every year
so it's been
a real
just the amount
of words
committed to
floppy disk
over the past
30 years
writing about the eventual death of the Queen.
Was it exclusively?
And it all went out.
Was it only floppy disk?
Well, it would have started on floppy disk.
It would have gone right through.
All those data tapes at the start.
Well, it might have been, yeah.
It might have been punch cards.
It would have gone straight through the 5.11 big tip era.
It would have gone straight through the zip disk scene
onto hard drives
and then onto the internet
any sort of time
for USB sticks
at any point
yeah maybe
yeah maybe
they were sort of
they were very insecure
though
they're very insecure
wasn't there talk
of like
like Russian
kind of operatives
just discarding
USB sticks
on the street
yeah
in Western Europe
for people just to pick up.
Because I...
Because people can't resist
a free little bit of space.
Yeah, well,
a free bit of data
but also like,
what's on this then?
Because I've found
loads of cards in the street
and I've put them
straight on my computer
without even thinking.
Without even thinking.
Okay, so if the West
does eventually collapse,
are you the prime mover?
I could have been, yeah. I prime mover I could have been
yeah I mean I could
have been the
I stitched you up
didn't I
first of all you
shouldn't be drinking
sparkling water
why sparkling water
because you're doing
a show it gives you
burps
I have full control
of my palate
I don't
well it just comes
out
sometimes when I'm
doing a show I feel
like I've got a burp
now and there's no
mute button on this
mic so there's nothing
I can do about it
I don't think you can
say the Princess Diana thing
was anywhere near as big as the Queen.
I think it was a dry run for,
because it was a shock
and people just lost their heads.
That's true, I suppose you're not expecting it.
But your point about the...
This was more of a systemic kind of like
the cogs are starting to turn
and everything moving
and we end up with a funeral,
a step funeral. yeah um and on the
september 11th thing since we're sat in new york now what's interesting about that i think because
we arrived on the on the anniversary yeah um what's interesting about that now i think is that
there are people adults now like working adults who will not remember that event yeah and i'm not
i'm not trying to ascribe any kind of importance or unimportance to it.
I'm just saying that it will be, it's literally less impactful for them because they don't
remember a time before it.
Yeah.
And so that's also quite an interesting angle to it as well.
Yeah.
But anyway, anyway, New York, what do you think of it so far, Peter?
I've enjoyed it.
Is it up to the up to the
the standards that you've
sort of developed
for yourself out in
Leon C
so I'm trying to think
what we
sort of do
as soon as you've been
like doing meetings
and stuff
oh and you
you had a really great
time in a meeting
the other day
talking about the
the sound of
dial-up broadband
I did yeah
you blew someone's mind
it was amazing
I was explaining
a digital to analog
or an analog to digital converter.
And then I started talking about,
the person we talked to was really into treasure hunts.
And so I started talking about a book in the 1980s
called like The Phantasm or something.
Where a man wrote a kind of book about,
full of clues, basically,
pertaining to a gilded golden rabbit that he buried somewhere in the UK.
Stay with us.
Stay with us.
And basically, this massive sensation.
Everybody in Britain wanted to know where this golden rabbit was.
But as I usually explain things things i start slowly don't i
and then i pick up speed i'm like a drag race car like i start off incredibly slowly and i'm
revving my engines and there's just words coming out here thick and fast and a lot of wheels spinning
a lot of smoke a lot of heat a lot of just tectonic activity and then he's off he's off there's a book
a rabbit
a golden rabbit
so yeah
like a trendy
wine bar
in like
Chelsea Village
or something
also
think about it
I find
and I'll be honest
cows on the table
I bloody enjoy it
I like listening
to people talk about
golden rabbits
yeah but the problem
is Pete
if I check out
for three seconds...
And you come back in.
Someone brings a drink over
or I'm looking at something else
and I come back.
You think,
what damage limitations do I have to do?
What do I have to say?
What do I have to say?
That could be anything.
We were in a meeting today
and I was very tired
and I couldn't say the word BBC.
What I did say was...
I was about to say,
first of all,
it went on for a lot longer than that.
I was having to say, first of all, it went on for a lot longer than that. I was having a little moment.
Like my brain just,
I'm so jet lagged
and I like sleep's the one thing I can do.
Hung over.
Jet lagged.
You've been here for like four days.
Yeah.
And I've not slept
more than four hours.
You keep drinking all the time.
I keep drinking all the time.
I came down to the lobby yesterday
when I was ill.
Yeah.
And I met you at like seven.
Yeah.
To come down to say, I'm not coming for dinner because I'm not very well.
You were already drinking quite a large Japanese whiskey.
Now, if you get the opportunity to have, if you're in a bar and you go, I'll have a drink.
Yeah.
Do they still make that Japanese whiskey in New York?
Yeah.
It's the local.
It's all for the local delicacies.
But if you see a bottle of Habiki, you've got to have a glug.
No, you shouldn't.
You should be having
a rolling rock.
A rolling rock.
A bad 90s beer.
Yeah.
That's a beer.
Are you a bad
90s beer in there?
It was Bradford 2000,
one of my favourite
bad ones.
That was the advert,
right?
I was trying to think
of that the other day
because I was trying
to explain to Charlie
he was a lot younger he didn't remember it
you're as boring as I am at least mine's got golden rabbits
in my story
you're talking about an advert for Rolling Rock in the 99
is a beer that I don't even think Charlie knows of
a bit more magical realism
to do a little callback
I was trying to remember
because they had a bit of a moment for a couple of years
Rolling Rock
and then someone just must have
chucked a lot of marketing budget
in the UK.
Is it all by Budweiser?
Is it Budweiser, Rolling Rock?
Is it just Rolling Rock?
It's just a...
But you can still get it here
but you don't really get it
in the UK.
Right, okay.
Do you get it at all in the UK?
You see them every now and again.
Yeah.
I've had a couple of Stellars.
Well, that's disappointing to me
because we...
I mean, do you know what?
Let's have a break.
When we come back, I'm going to tell you why your beer selection of choice while we've been in New York has been disappointing to me. Because we... I mean, do you know what? Let's have a break. When we come back,
I'm going to tell you why your beer selection of choice
while we've been in New York
has been disappointing to me.
Okay, all right.
And we're back with Luke Peatchaw.
And here's Luke telling me off.
Yes, so to continue that story,
I hope you enjoyed those adverts.
Yeah.
I hope they're not the ones
that you guys are complaining about.
Yeah, it'd be amazing
if it was for Rolling Rock.
What have they got to complain about?
This is capitalism baby
I don't think you
should be drinking
Stella in New York
no
there's so many
different types of
beer to choose from
so Modelo
which we've been
drinking a bit
yes
you can't really
get that in the UK
you can get Modelo
those little golden
yeah but they're
on draft here
yes yeah that's a
touch I do like a
little Modelo
we were drinking
Modelo in a bar
I forget where it was now,
but it was a Pittsburgh Steelers bar.
Right, yeah.
And there was a massive Pittsburgh Steelers win.
Yes.
Because I don't watch much NFL,
but it seemed like things were happening
that don't always happen.
Like a man became a goalkeeper
and stopped the ball from going into the post.
I mean, partly that happened.
Some of that was a bit of a stretch.
But yeah, it was interesting.
But the bar erupted, didn't it?
There was like a Pittsburgh Steve's dog in there.
Yes.
That people were jumping up and down with.
Oh, yes.
To celebrate, wasn't it?
Yeah.
He was having a lovely time.
I kind of looked at them celebrating,
looked over at you,
looked back again,
and one of them was celebrating
dancing with a dog,
a big Labrador dog.
It's incredible to think of.
Speaking of dogs,
we should shout out Megan
who tweeted us
the other day about a story.
You'll like this, Pete. A story
that apparently in
the year 1400
in France,
just outside of Paris,
a man
was accused of
murdering someone.
And this was... You alright? That's not how to do it. a man was accused of murdering someone. Right.
And this was, you know what?
Yeah.
That's not how it's done. Yeah.
And not now, not now.
And so a man was accused of murdering someone
in 15th century Paris.
And it was the time when you could, you know,
fight for your innocence, essentially.
So you'd have a duel.
And then the idea would be that God would decide
if you were guilty or not.
And if you lost it,
it was God deciding that you were guilty.
I see.
And you would die.
Anyway, in this particular instance,
the story that Megan shared with us,
the guy who was accused of killing someone
was accused by a greyhound,
which apparently, this is how the story is described they had suspected this guy had done it right but the dog which is described
as an otherwise gentle and amiable type of dog kept on flying at the man whenever he saw him
so the king arranged a trial between the dog and the accused man. And the dog was able to use...
So the man was able to use a lance.
Right.
Guess what the dog was able to use?
Oh.
Oh.
I don't know.
What would you add to a dog to make it more dangerous?
It's natural weapons.
It's natural weapons, right.
By which I think I mean these teeth and claws.
As soon as it had started, the dog sprang on the man with amazing ferocity
and clamped its teeth
around his throat
and couldn't be shaken off
the man then screamed
he'd confess
if they would just
pull off the dog
right
that apparently proved
the justice of the combat trial
and he was hanged
shortly afterwards
I just
you'd be gutted
what are the chances of that
could you not
I don't think there's many greyhounds
you could fight off a greyhound, couldn't
you?
I think a lot of dog
breeds you could
fight off.
But men were smaller then.
No, that's odd. Greyhounds look very
sappable.
They were so small.
They were very... I just think greyhounds,
you could deck a greyhound
you really could
this guy didn't
no
he was hanged for it
absolutely hanged for it
and you know
that just goes to show you
doesn't it
that you know
you can't be too careful
I don't think you should be
talking about snapping
dogs legs
I'm just saying
if I was in a
you are a dog owner
I know
if I was in a fight
or not flight
if I was in a situation
where I needed to
it was either me or the dog
I'd snap the leg
I just would
I'm sorry
crossing over to your dog
now listening to this podcast
like
they're both looking at each other
going
let's get out of here
there was this place
doing dog portraits
down the road
and I was like
I'm gonna get
a fucking dog portrait
yeah
but the artist wasn't in
he probably had better things to do
he's probably like
this is just demeaning last time I saw you actually before this recording you were off to try and find that yeah the dog portrait. Yeah. But the artist wasn't in. He probably had better things to do. He's probably like, this is just demeaning.
Oh, because last time I saw you,
actually, before this recording,
you were off to try and find that.
Yeah, the dog portrait artist.
Yeah.
He doesn't,
you can do them online,
but I mean,
they're punchy
because it's a painting.
How much is it?
I can't remember.
And if you are someone
who has a profession
in dog portrait painting,
you are probably going to be unreliable.
Yeah.
What would you want to do? I want a job where I just paint
pictures of dogs I'm saying they're probably not
going to be that career minded
there's also a big rack in this room
of like celebrities
you had like a Ruth Bader Ginsburg
little kind of
clear figurine that someone's made
like a little action man kind of bust
and people are like who's that republican who clear figurine that someone's made like a little action man kind of bust yeah and
people like
who's that Republican
who
it's not Romney
is it
who's that Republican
lady who
is the daughter
of a famous
Republican
who actually
is a bit
never
Liz Cheney
yeah
so Liz Cheney
there's just a weird
plasticine sort of bust
of Liz Cheney
and
Zelensky as well none of them look like the people in that shot in the shot it's just a weird plasticine sort of bust of Liz Cheney and Zelensky as well.
None of them look like
the people that's in that shop.
In the shop.
It's just like
a shocker of weird stuff.
I went in that shop
because I thought,
because what I did is
I went into the Vans shop.
Did you kidnap the artist?
So we should bring
listeners into the loop here.
Yeah.
Listeners into the loop
by saying that
I saw you for a meeting
where you had the meltdown
about the bib, bib, bib, bib, bib.
Bib, bib, bib, bib, yeah. Then you said, I'm going to go and look at this dog portrait thing. Yeah. And I went into the Vans saying that I saw you for a meeting where you had the meltdown about the bib, bib, bib, bib, bib.
Then you said, I'm going to go and look at this dog portrait thing.
And I went to the Vans shop.
Did you buy the...
I was going to buy a souvenir
for my wife, but I actually bought a souvenir for my wife
in a different shop.
And I wasn't that far behind you, so I thought I'll go in that shop
because I walked past it. And all it was in there was bowls.
Yeah, there's a lot
of the... Like china
porcelain bowls. Yeah a lot of like just
bowls they've clearly got from some kind of
bowl
like mass
craftsman basically where they're
just doing like test runs for different
companies and like they're just reselling them
That's a good idea though. It is
a good idea but it's very
I get the stuff it's got it's a real premium on it.
It's a real
piece of wank in there
but fun.
But everything in New York
is expensive right?
Yeah.
Everything.
Especially when the pound
is literally
fucking one to one
with the dollar
which is just great stuff.
So you can't even buy
your oversized
like Nike apparel
for cheap
like you could in the 90s
when we used to go.
Before we wrap up Peter Peter, do you want to
tell people
about, I think we should end on
the
encounter you had with a gentleman
the day before yesterday.
Encounter I had with a
gentleman the day before yesterday. I mean, you should
remember what this is. An encounter
I had with a gentleman the day before yesterday.
I see a lot of gentlemen.
Little gentleman.
What's that?
Finger?
Penis?
What?
Penis?
Penis?
Yeah.
Penis.
I'm not going to have to
tell the story
that you told me.
What was the gentleman penis?
You said you saw a man.
Oh,
a snowman's winky.
Yeah,
a snowman's winky.
The way you told the story
is a little more interesting
than that.
I can't remember.
Describe what he was wearing
he had a t-shirt on
he had a t-shirt on
and he had just
very low slung trousers
because the
the angle I was
coming at him
so to speak
you could sort of
he just had his cock out
yeah
but he turned around
and so the t-shirt
rode up
so you basically
sort of
but that was what
like 9am
yeah yeah 11 it was just I mean what if that's how his day is starting the t-shirt rode up so you basically sort of but that was what like 9am yeah
yeah 11
yeah
it was just
I mean what
if that's how
his day is starting
how's it gonna end
I mean it was warm
to be fair
yeah
because the reason
that came up
was because someone else
said that they saw a guy
pulling his
bottom along the pavement
oh like a little
yeah like a dog
dog with worms
yeah
dog with itchy bum
it's kind of quite wild
I mean it's sad
if people have got mental health problems and you know haven't got anywhere to go but like it's kind of quite wild I mean it's sad if people have got
mental health problems
and you know
haven't got anywhere to go
but like
it's just not what you expect
when you're around the corner
on the street
it's not
because like a lot of
obviously a lot of New York
is just very gentrified
kind of coffee shops
and you know
tackle places
and then
you just see a man
wiping his bum on the floor
you're like oh yeah
well I saw
when I was
this is a separate man
to the man who's wiping his bum on the floor when You're like, oh yeah. Well, I saw, when I was, this is a separate man to the man who's wiping his bum on the floor.
Right.
When I was having breakfast
in a place down the road
yesterday morning,
I was on my own.
There's a guy on the table next to me
and he was saying to his,
kind of saying to me
while his friend he was with
was in the bathroom
that that particular part,
this particular part of New York
used to be like, no go.
Right, yeah.
He said, when I first moved to New York City,
you'd never come here.
You would never come here. And look at it now. Look at it now. Well, yeah. He said, when I first moved to New York City, you'd never come here. You'd never come here.
And look at it now.
Look at it now.
Well, some people are still fighting the good fight.
They're on the floor.
So, you know, giving a bit of...
Kindred spirit.
I can see myself.
Actually, I'm not going to...
Bibbing away.
Yeah, well, speaking of the bibbing,
why don't we round up...
What you just said
good evening
yeah
I think
I think
the wheels
have started going off
by me
so
bibibib
I said
have a good weekend
it's Wednesday
we're recording this
and then
and then
said
yeah good evening it just went fucking liably for recording this. And then, and then, and then said, yeah,
good evening.
And I just went,
fucking liability.
You were so annoyed with yourself.
You went,
because I was standing behind you
and you went,
good evening.
Good evening.
You were fuming with yourself.
It was like Alan Partridge.
They didn't mind.
They didn't mind.
Charming,
look,
I'm a charming little,
I'm a charming little Englishman.
It's fine,
it's fine,
because they already think British people are eccentric.
Yeah.
So it's fine.
Put a bit of jet lag on top.
I just can't sleep when I travel anymore.
Like, sleeping was the one thing I could do.
I'm just breaking down.
Wednesday, 11.45am.
Have a good weekend.
Good evening.
Bib, bib, bib.
Oh, this just classic stuff
I love it
I'm talking about this
out of affection Pete
because I just love it
for me
I just think it's so funny
for me I like it
anyway
oh
why don't we
when we come back on Thursday
why don't we do a bit more
chat about
dive bars
and
oh yes
pizza
because we've had some nice pizza
pizza pizza
and we've been rained on as well actually
so it's not all
it's not all rainbows and unicorns.
You don't need rainbows as well.
You can go out with the rain if you want a rainbow.
Yeah, so that's it for this episode of the Luke and Pete show.
Hope you've enjoyed it.
Hope you've enjoyed the New York chat.
Hope you've enjoyed that.
The burp game.
The pencil sharpener.
The dog jewel.
I kept that burp in all show.
Did you really?
And it's just come out incredible.
Great.
It's great to see.
Great to see.
It's great to hear.
Do you think people think
when someone recommends
the Luke and Peach show
to their friend
and they say,
what's it all about?
Do you think they say?
One of them doesn't burp
for 15 minutes.
They just do burps.
It's all about batteries.
Oh, fucking hell.
Speaking of that,
on Thursday,
I've got a battery surprise for you.
Oh.
You're going to love it.
So hello at lukeandpeach.com
is the email address to get in touch.
Perhaps you've got some opinions about New York City,
which we'll probably get to reading in about three months' time.
Yeah.
And we are at Luke and Pete Show on Twitter and Instagram.
Thanks for sticking with us.
We'll see you later in the week.
It's good evening from me.
And it could be anything.
My side of the table, I would say.
It's good morning from Pete.
See you.
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