The Luke and Pete Show - Concrete jungle where golden rabbits are made of

Episode Date: September 19, 2022

We are bringing you this episode directly from Pete’s hotel room in New York. This obviously means the lads are recording surrounded by empty bottles of Pepto Bismol and packets of instant noodles.E...lsewhere Pete has been trying the local delicacies (aka Japanese whisky) and we hear about a very successful duelling dog.Do you have any stories about New York? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to the Luke and Pete show. My name is Pete Donaldson. I'm joined by this guy. Come my lady, come, come my lady. You're my butterfly, sugar, baby. Out of all of the songs I thought you were going to sing. Is it O-Town? Was that O-Town?
Starting point is 00:00:24 No, I think it's Crazy Town. Crazy Town. I knew there was a district of sorts in there. So-called geographical area. Was the man with the shit tattoos who went to celebrity rehab, was he the mayor of Crazy Town? He might have been. I remember he sort of chased a very beautiful model
Starting point is 00:00:40 around a kind of a dreamy kind of dreamscape. Almost like magical realism. Yes, it was. Is that the first time Crazy Town had ever been described as anything apart from being magical realism? You know, you're Neil Gaiman, you're Crazy Town. Luke, is this the closest we've ever sat together?
Starting point is 00:01:01 Yeah, we should probably clarify what we're doing here because we are currently sat, it's very exciting for us and probably less exciting for people listening. We've been ejected from the British Isles because of things you've said,
Starting point is 00:01:12 done about the mosque. They just would not get Brexit done. And so if you're not going to take Europe out of the UK, we're going to take ourselves out of the UK. And we're in New York together. We're currently sat in Pete's hotel room
Starting point is 00:01:27 because it's marginally quieter than mine. Mine's right on the main road, on the main strip, on the main track. And helpfully, every single night we've been here, obviously this is our first world problem, but every single night we've been here,
Starting point is 00:01:41 they've been doing an extraordinary amount of loading overnight. So even though with the air con on full and with earplugs like clanging around a load of american accents to which you got a lot let's load up this truck yeah right have you heard them yeah i was helping them yeah i was team stuff but the thing the thing is there's absolutely no um call to given to the fact that it's like 4 a.m no this is this is the city baby yeah this is you know you're in midtown and it's you know one o'clock in the morning i would say uh advice uh to the wives uh just get absolutely shit yeah absolutely shit yeah you'll be fine you look actually very fresh today you'll wake
Starting point is 00:02:21 up at four o'clock in the morning with terrible antacid issues, but other than that, it's fine. So to give people an idea of both what the hotel we're staying in is like and what Pete's room is like, the hotel is the type of hotel that has a table in the room with an unexplained, old-fashioned mechanical pencil sharpener on it.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Give it a blast. It's one of those ones that kind of... No need for it. I mean, imagine if you sort of started grinding that and it was actually one of those ones that kind of no need for it I mean imagine if you sort of started grinding that and it was actually one of those air horns
Starting point is 00:02:48 like an air raid horn no that's that's the sound of my teeth in the middle of the night with all that loading going on and the second thing
Starting point is 00:02:55 is that if you're picturing Pete's hotel room you very much should be picturing a bed surrounded with
Starting point is 00:03:02 empty bottles of Pepto Bismol that's true and and uneaten Japanese noodles yeah picturing a bed surrounded with empty bottles of Pepto Bismol. That is true, yeah. And uneaten Japanese noodles. Yeah. By the way, there's a massive Levi's graffiti on your wall. I insisted on that. You know, like some people request
Starting point is 00:03:15 pictures of, I don't know, Superman on their bedroom table as a little joke. Do they? Well, you know, these cheeky little Twitter boys and girls that sort of go, I'm very much like a picture of McDreamy from the Grey's Anatomy TV
Starting point is 00:03:30 show and I'd like you to put it in a frame next to my bed and people will do it and then people will tweet about it and then they'll be seen as a friendly.
Starting point is 00:03:37 It's a bit of flair. So it shows they care about their customers. Exactly. Exactly. So you asked for Pepto-Bismol. So I asked for lots of Pep to Bismarck.
Starting point is 00:03:47 But I have not, as you'll notice, Luke, I had to do a little bit of a tie. You will not believe this. I did have to tie this room slightly because it was a bit messier because I have not been visited by a maid for three days. Do not disturb straight on. Do not disturb straight on.
Starting point is 00:04:02 I want this to be my little dominion, my little sort of kingdom for the for the stay and yeah I've not allowed anyone into my room
Starting point is 00:04:10 so you're the first I feel like you must feel like the bloke who discovered Tutankhamun well yeah I love what you've done with the place
Starting point is 00:04:16 when you say you've had a tidy you've basically moved everything off the floor onto that other bed correct yeah that's fair enough that's for activities
Starting point is 00:04:23 that's the activity bed so there's plenty of people listening who haven't had the chance to visit New York City. And, you know, so probably we owe it to them to give them at least a small amount of our impression of them.
Starting point is 00:04:33 We owe them nothing. Actually, we don't owe them anything. But what about the actual city itself? What about them apples? How would you describe it? It's big, isn't it? Everything is bigger steam comes out of the floor which is always great it is always great very evocative very
Starting point is 00:04:51 i love the fact that that is along with the outside emergency exit stairwells i like they actually do exist because like sometimes it's an affectation yeah it doesn't actually happen but it does and it reminds me of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles every time correct yeah and I think some people live down there you know people who down in the loo
Starting point is 00:05:10 I think they live in the tunnels yeah that has certainly been the case I don't know if they still do but that's certainly been the case in the past and rough and
Starting point is 00:05:17 you're not thinking of moving down there that's just well I could have one bed I wouldn't have room for two activity beds that's true last time we have one bed I wouldn't have room for two activity beds that's true
Starting point is 00:05:26 last time we were in New York together we recorded an episode I think of us walking down Broadway or something to the shop to buy some lip balm
Starting point is 00:05:34 that's right yeah you were on a lip balm quest yeah I was it wasn't quite as warm as it is right now no that was September as well
Starting point is 00:05:42 was it? yeah I think it was September as well I think it was a little later, wasn't it? October-y sort of way, wasn't it? Oh, no, it was. I think it was October, yeah. Because it's been actually quite warm since we've been here.
Starting point is 00:05:50 It's been very humid. Yeah. So the last time you came here was with me as well, right? Yes, I believe it was. And how do you feel about it today? Well, I mean, very much my New York state of mind includes you every time. So it's very much, how's Luke Moore doing? I would say.
Starting point is 00:06:06 You went very well yesterday. Are you all right now? Concrete jungle where Luke Moore is made of. Yeah, I feel a little bit better today. I feel great yesterday. What have you been up to?
Starting point is 00:06:15 Have you eaten a bad apple? I've been only exclusively breathing in that steam that comes out the manhole covers. And it's treated me quite badly. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:28 You've got a bit of mischief in you. So but basically I suppose the day this show's coming out is the day of the Queen's funeral which you should
Starting point is 00:06:34 probably mention because that's obviously a big deal. Because otherwise no one would know. No exactly. Imagine if someone found out from this.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Important public service. Some people might. Well I think Barry Glendening who loves a late night tweet I think he said what a euphemism that is is he still drinking
Starting point is 00:06:49 he loves a late night tweet he's having I think he was in the pub so this story checks out he was in the pub and he some lads had turned in and they'd been
Starting point is 00:07:01 at a wake I think and just lost two days because they were just drinking and partying well not part wake I think and just lost two days because they were just drinking and partying. Well not partying, I mean having a
Starting point is 00:07:08 terrible time. But they turned up in a pub and neither of their phones had been working and they didn't actually know the Queen had
Starting point is 00:07:16 passed. So it was kind of like two days later they didn't actually know. That famous episode of what happens to the likely that's
Starting point is 00:07:24 where they try and warn the footballers off. So when did they find out? Two days later. They didn't actually know. That famous episode of What Happened to the Likely Nuts where they don't want to turn on and off. So when did they find out? Two days later. Yeah, but where? Well, in Barry Glenn and his pub. What a way to find out.
Starting point is 00:07:34 I was thinking to myself halfway through that anecdote, that can't get more depressing. And it just did. But yeah, so the coverage has been incredible. One thing I found absolutely incredible
Starting point is 00:07:44 is the line of people that went past the coffin two miles I think it's I got up to four and a half miles because if it gets
Starting point is 00:07:52 to five they just shut it all down apparently they have to shut it down at a certain point to stop new people joining it because the people
Starting point is 00:07:58 would have queued for so long but they wouldn't have got in people are just saying this is just the this is the mega queue
Starting point is 00:08:03 this is like this is the boss fight for all British people. We love a queue, don't we? Yeah, absolutely. It's a bit like when you go to a music festival, there's a really up-and-coming artist that everyone wants to see.
Starting point is 00:08:14 And you get in the queue for a while. But by the time you get to the front, there's no more room. But at one point, the queue, I think, stretched from Westminster Hall, where the body was in rest right for the state for the Lyon State
Starting point is 00:08:27 to London Bridge yeah wild all along the Thames it's kind of like apparently it would take like an hour or maybe two hours
Starting point is 00:08:35 to walk like briskly like the whole length of it and you're not you're not moving that quick you're going to be in that queue forever and if you did that you would also be
Starting point is 00:08:43 just taunting the people in the queue look how quickly I'm moving yeah but it was it's because obviously
Starting point is 00:08:51 we've we can't really post check the nation we really don't know what it's been like because we've been away haven't we
Starting point is 00:08:57 as soon as well we can't do it anyway we can largely terrible that anyway yeah this is just two confused men explaining things
Starting point is 00:09:04 to each other badly. Yeah, you trying to remember what I'm trying to describe. It's even harder. It's even harder now we're in the US. But anyway, so we should acknowledge that because it's a massive thing. Yeah, it is. Actually, one thing I found interesting about it,
Starting point is 00:09:18 because obviously I like history, it gives you that feeling of witnessing history as it's happening. Yeah. Which is, I couldn't think of an event that was even close to how big it's been. Because she's a head of state for two, whatever your feelings on the mic and all the rest of it, a head of state for two billion people. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Yeah. But I think it feels very Diana-y slash maybe a little September 11th-y, I think. They're the two big ones for me, I think. September 11th was the one I could think of. Yeah, in our thing. But it's been very, very odd. But I think people who had sort of lived through the death of Princess Diana,
Starting point is 00:10:02 kind of they've had this, they've had a sort of dry run of this a little bit. But I think the younger generation are sort of like, whoa, why are we talking about this forever? And maybe they don't understand just the scale of it. I'm sure they do.
Starting point is 00:10:15 But they also, I think the Queen leaving would have been, it's such a sad event, but it's been on the cards such a long time because she was in her 90s she was old and so
Starting point is 00:10:26 the BBC mainly have spent what feels like 30 years writing pieces about the Queen and updating them every year
Starting point is 00:10:34 so it's been a real just the amount of words committed to floppy disk over the past 30 years
Starting point is 00:10:44 writing about the eventual death of the Queen. Was it exclusively? And it all went out. Was it only floppy disk? Well, it would have started on floppy disk. It would have gone right through. All those data tapes at the start. Well, it might have been, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:57 It might have been punch cards. It would have gone straight through the 5.11 big tip era. It would have gone straight through the zip disk scene onto hard drives and then onto the internet any sort of time for USB sticks at any point
Starting point is 00:11:10 yeah maybe yeah maybe they were sort of they were very insecure though they're very insecure wasn't there talk of like
Starting point is 00:11:16 like Russian kind of operatives just discarding USB sticks on the street yeah in Western Europe for people just to pick up.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Because I... Because people can't resist a free little bit of space. Yeah, well, a free bit of data but also like, what's on this then? Because I've found
Starting point is 00:11:34 loads of cards in the street and I've put them straight on my computer without even thinking. Without even thinking. Okay, so if the West does eventually collapse, are you the prime mover?
Starting point is 00:11:44 I could have been, yeah. I prime mover I could have been yeah I mean I could have been the I stitched you up didn't I first of all you shouldn't be drinking sparkling water
Starting point is 00:11:49 why sparkling water because you're doing a show it gives you burps I have full control of my palate I don't well it just comes
Starting point is 00:11:56 out sometimes when I'm doing a show I feel like I've got a burp now and there's no mute button on this mic so there's nothing I can do about it
Starting point is 00:12:03 I don't think you can say the Princess Diana thing was anywhere near as big as the Queen. I think it was a dry run for, because it was a shock and people just lost their heads. That's true, I suppose you're not expecting it. But your point about the...
Starting point is 00:12:15 This was more of a systemic kind of like the cogs are starting to turn and everything moving and we end up with a funeral, a step funeral. yeah um and on the september 11th thing since we're sat in new york now what's interesting about that i think because we arrived on the on the anniversary yeah um what's interesting about that now i think is that there are people adults now like working adults who will not remember that event yeah and i'm not
Starting point is 00:12:44 i'm not trying to ascribe any kind of importance or unimportance to it. I'm just saying that it will be, it's literally less impactful for them because they don't remember a time before it. Yeah. And so that's also quite an interesting angle to it as well. Yeah. But anyway, anyway, New York, what do you think of it so far, Peter? I've enjoyed it.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Is it up to the up to the the standards that you've sort of developed for yourself out in Leon C so I'm trying to think what we sort of do
Starting point is 00:13:11 as soon as you've been like doing meetings and stuff oh and you you had a really great time in a meeting the other day talking about the
Starting point is 00:13:17 the sound of dial-up broadband I did yeah you blew someone's mind it was amazing I was explaining a digital to analog or an analog to digital converter.
Starting point is 00:13:26 And then I started talking about, the person we talked to was really into treasure hunts. And so I started talking about a book in the 1980s called like The Phantasm or something. Where a man wrote a kind of book about, full of clues, basically, pertaining to a gilded golden rabbit that he buried somewhere in the UK. Stay with us.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Stay with us. And basically, this massive sensation. Everybody in Britain wanted to know where this golden rabbit was. But as I usually explain things things i start slowly don't i and then i pick up speed i'm like a drag race car like i start off incredibly slowly and i'm revving my engines and there's just words coming out here thick and fast and a lot of wheels spinning a lot of smoke a lot of heat a lot of just tectonic activity and then he's off he's off there's a book a rabbit
Starting point is 00:14:26 a golden rabbit so yeah like a trendy wine bar in like Chelsea Village or something also
Starting point is 00:14:34 think about it I find and I'll be honest cows on the table I bloody enjoy it I like listening to people talk about golden rabbits
Starting point is 00:14:41 yeah but the problem is Pete if I check out for three seconds... And you come back in. Someone brings a drink over or I'm looking at something else and I come back.
Starting point is 00:14:50 You think, what damage limitations do I have to do? What do I have to say? What do I have to say? That could be anything. We were in a meeting today and I was very tired and I couldn't say the word BBC.
Starting point is 00:14:58 What I did say was... I was about to say, first of all, it went on for a lot longer than that. I was having to say, first of all, it went on for a lot longer than that. I was having a little moment. Like my brain just, I'm so jet lagged and I like sleep's the one thing I can do.
Starting point is 00:15:13 Hung over. Jet lagged. You've been here for like four days. Yeah. And I've not slept more than four hours. You keep drinking all the time. I keep drinking all the time.
Starting point is 00:15:19 I came down to the lobby yesterday when I was ill. Yeah. And I met you at like seven. Yeah. To come down to say, I'm not coming for dinner because I'm not very well. You were already drinking quite a large Japanese whiskey. Now, if you get the opportunity to have, if you're in a bar and you go, I'll have a drink.
Starting point is 00:15:35 Yeah. Do they still make that Japanese whiskey in New York? Yeah. It's the local. It's all for the local delicacies. But if you see a bottle of Habiki, you've got to have a glug. No, you shouldn't. You should be having
Starting point is 00:15:47 a rolling rock. A rolling rock. A bad 90s beer. Yeah. That's a beer. Are you a bad 90s beer in there? It was Bradford 2000,
Starting point is 00:15:59 one of my favourite bad ones. That was the advert, right? I was trying to think of that the other day because I was trying to explain to Charlie
Starting point is 00:16:05 he was a lot younger he didn't remember it you're as boring as I am at least mine's got golden rabbits in my story you're talking about an advert for Rolling Rock in the 99 is a beer that I don't even think Charlie knows of a bit more magical realism to do a little callback I was trying to remember
Starting point is 00:16:20 because they had a bit of a moment for a couple of years Rolling Rock and then someone just must have chucked a lot of marketing budget in the UK. Is it all by Budweiser? Is it Budweiser, Rolling Rock? Is it just Rolling Rock?
Starting point is 00:16:30 It's just a... But you can still get it here but you don't really get it in the UK. Right, okay. Do you get it at all in the UK? You see them every now and again. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:38 I've had a couple of Stellars. Well, that's disappointing to me because we... I mean, do you know what? Let's have a break. When we come back, I'm going to tell you why your beer selection of choice while we've been in New York has been disappointing to me. Because we... I mean, do you know what? Let's have a break. When we come back, I'm going to tell you why your beer selection of choice while we've been in New York
Starting point is 00:16:48 has been disappointing to me. Okay, all right. And we're back with Luke Peatchaw. And here's Luke telling me off. Yes, so to continue that story, I hope you enjoyed those adverts. Yeah. I hope they're not the ones
Starting point is 00:16:59 that you guys are complaining about. Yeah, it'd be amazing if it was for Rolling Rock. What have they got to complain about? This is capitalism baby I don't think you should be drinking Stella in New York
Starting point is 00:17:08 no there's so many different types of beer to choose from so Modelo which we've been drinking a bit yes
Starting point is 00:17:12 you can't really get that in the UK you can get Modelo those little golden yeah but they're on draft here yes yeah that's a touch I do like a
Starting point is 00:17:19 little Modelo we were drinking Modelo in a bar I forget where it was now, but it was a Pittsburgh Steelers bar. Right, yeah. And there was a massive Pittsburgh Steelers win. Yes.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Because I don't watch much NFL, but it seemed like things were happening that don't always happen. Like a man became a goalkeeper and stopped the ball from going into the post. I mean, partly that happened. Some of that was a bit of a stretch. But yeah, it was interesting.
Starting point is 00:17:47 But the bar erupted, didn't it? There was like a Pittsburgh Steve's dog in there. Yes. That people were jumping up and down with. Oh, yes. To celebrate, wasn't it? Yeah. He was having a lovely time.
Starting point is 00:17:54 I kind of looked at them celebrating, looked over at you, looked back again, and one of them was celebrating dancing with a dog, a big Labrador dog. It's incredible to think of. Speaking of dogs,
Starting point is 00:18:04 we should shout out Megan who tweeted us the other day about a story. You'll like this, Pete. A story that apparently in the year 1400 in France, just outside of Paris,
Starting point is 00:18:20 a man was accused of murdering someone. And this was... You alright? That's not how to do it. a man was accused of murdering someone. Right. And this was, you know what? Yeah. That's not how it's done. Yeah. And not now, not now.
Starting point is 00:18:33 And so a man was accused of murdering someone in 15th century Paris. And it was the time when you could, you know, fight for your innocence, essentially. So you'd have a duel. And then the idea would be that God would decide if you were guilty or not. And if you lost it,
Starting point is 00:18:49 it was God deciding that you were guilty. I see. And you would die. Anyway, in this particular instance, the story that Megan shared with us, the guy who was accused of killing someone was accused by a greyhound, which apparently, this is how the story is described they had suspected this guy had done it right but the dog which is described
Starting point is 00:19:13 as an otherwise gentle and amiable type of dog kept on flying at the man whenever he saw him so the king arranged a trial between the dog and the accused man. And the dog was able to use... So the man was able to use a lance. Right. Guess what the dog was able to use? Oh. Oh. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:19:34 What would you add to a dog to make it more dangerous? It's natural weapons. It's natural weapons, right. By which I think I mean these teeth and claws. As soon as it had started, the dog sprang on the man with amazing ferocity and clamped its teeth around his throat and couldn't be shaken off
Starting point is 00:19:48 the man then screamed he'd confess if they would just pull off the dog right that apparently proved the justice of the combat trial and he was hanged
Starting point is 00:19:56 shortly afterwards I just you'd be gutted what are the chances of that could you not I don't think there's many greyhounds you could fight off a greyhound, couldn't you?
Starting point is 00:20:06 I think a lot of dog breeds you could fight off. But men were smaller then. No, that's odd. Greyhounds look very sappable. They were so small. They were very... I just think greyhounds,
Starting point is 00:20:24 you could deck a greyhound you really could this guy didn't no he was hanged for it absolutely hanged for it and you know that just goes to show you
Starting point is 00:20:31 doesn't it that you know you can't be too careful I don't think you should be talking about snapping dogs legs I'm just saying if I was in a
Starting point is 00:20:37 you are a dog owner I know if I was in a fight or not flight if I was in a situation where I needed to it was either me or the dog I'd snap the leg
Starting point is 00:20:45 I just would I'm sorry crossing over to your dog now listening to this podcast like they're both looking at each other going let's get out of here
Starting point is 00:20:54 there was this place doing dog portraits down the road and I was like I'm gonna get a fucking dog portrait yeah but the artist wasn't in
Starting point is 00:21:02 he probably had better things to do he's probably like this is just demeaning last time I saw you actually before this recording you were off to try and find that yeah the dog portrait. Yeah. But the artist wasn't in. He probably had better things to do. He's probably like, this is just demeaning. Oh, because last time I saw you, actually, before this recording, you were off to try and find that. Yeah, the dog portrait artist. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:10 He doesn't, you can do them online, but I mean, they're punchy because it's a painting. How much is it? I can't remember. And if you are someone
Starting point is 00:21:18 who has a profession in dog portrait painting, you are probably going to be unreliable. Yeah. What would you want to do? I want a job where I just paint pictures of dogs I'm saying they're probably not going to be that career minded there's also a big rack in this room
Starting point is 00:21:34 of like celebrities you had like a Ruth Bader Ginsburg little kind of clear figurine that someone's made like a little action man kind of bust and people are like who's that republican who clear figurine that someone's made like a little action man kind of bust yeah and people like who's that Republican
Starting point is 00:21:47 who it's not Romney is it who's that Republican lady who is the daughter of a famous Republican
Starting point is 00:21:55 who actually is a bit never Liz Cheney yeah so Liz Cheney there's just a weird plasticine sort of bust
Starting point is 00:22:02 of Liz Cheney and Zelensky as well none of them look like the people in that shot in the shot it's just a weird plasticine sort of bust of Liz Cheney and Zelensky as well. None of them look like the people that's in that shop. In the shop. It's just like a shocker of weird stuff.
Starting point is 00:22:10 I went in that shop because I thought, because what I did is I went into the Vans shop. Did you kidnap the artist? So we should bring listeners into the loop here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:20 Listeners into the loop by saying that I saw you for a meeting where you had the meltdown about the bib, bib, bib, bib, bib. Bib, bib, bib, bib, yeah. Then you said, I'm going to go and look at this dog portrait thing. Yeah. And I went into the Vans saying that I saw you for a meeting where you had the meltdown about the bib, bib, bib, bib, bib. Then you said, I'm going to go and look at this dog portrait thing. And I went to the Vans shop.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Did you buy the... I was going to buy a souvenir for my wife, but I actually bought a souvenir for my wife in a different shop. And I wasn't that far behind you, so I thought I'll go in that shop because I walked past it. And all it was in there was bowls. Yeah, there's a lot of the... Like china
Starting point is 00:22:45 porcelain bowls. Yeah a lot of like just bowls they've clearly got from some kind of bowl like mass craftsman basically where they're just doing like test runs for different companies and like they're just reselling them That's a good idea though. It is
Starting point is 00:23:01 a good idea but it's very I get the stuff it's got it's a real premium on it. It's a real piece of wank in there but fun. But everything in New York is expensive right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Everything. Especially when the pound is literally fucking one to one with the dollar which is just great stuff. So you can't even buy your oversized
Starting point is 00:23:18 like Nike apparel for cheap like you could in the 90s when we used to go. Before we wrap up Peter Peter, do you want to tell people about, I think we should end on the
Starting point is 00:23:32 encounter you had with a gentleman the day before yesterday. Encounter I had with a gentleman the day before yesterday. I mean, you should remember what this is. An encounter I had with a gentleman the day before yesterday. I see a lot of gentlemen. Little gentleman.
Starting point is 00:23:48 What's that? Finger? Penis? What? Penis? Penis? Yeah. Penis.
Starting point is 00:23:53 I'm not going to have to tell the story that you told me. What was the gentleman penis? You said you saw a man. Oh, a snowman's winky. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:24:01 a snowman's winky. The way you told the story is a little more interesting than that. I can't remember. Describe what he was wearing he had a t-shirt on he had a t-shirt on
Starting point is 00:24:07 and he had just very low slung trousers because the the angle I was coming at him so to speak you could sort of he just had his cock out
Starting point is 00:24:17 yeah but he turned around and so the t-shirt rode up so you basically sort of but that was what like 9am
Starting point is 00:24:23 yeah yeah 11 it was just I mean what if that's how his day is starting the t-shirt rode up so you basically sort of but that was what like 9am yeah yeah 11 yeah it was just I mean what if that's how his day is starting how's it gonna end
Starting point is 00:24:31 I mean it was warm to be fair yeah because the reason that came up was because someone else said that they saw a guy pulling his
Starting point is 00:24:37 bottom along the pavement oh like a little yeah like a dog dog with worms yeah dog with itchy bum it's kind of quite wild I mean it's sad
Starting point is 00:24:44 if people have got mental health problems and you know haven't got anywhere to go but like it's kind of quite wild I mean it's sad if people have got mental health problems and you know haven't got anywhere to go but like it's just not what you expect when you're around the corner on the street
Starting point is 00:24:50 it's not because like a lot of obviously a lot of New York is just very gentrified kind of coffee shops and you know tackle places and then
Starting point is 00:24:59 you just see a man wiping his bum on the floor you're like oh yeah well I saw when I was this is a separate man to the man who's wiping his bum on the floor when You're like, oh yeah. Well, I saw, when I was, this is a separate man to the man who's wiping his bum on the floor. Right.
Starting point is 00:25:06 When I was having breakfast in a place down the road yesterday morning, I was on my own. There's a guy on the table next to me and he was saying to his, kind of saying to me while his friend he was with
Starting point is 00:25:15 was in the bathroom that that particular part, this particular part of New York used to be like, no go. Right, yeah. He said, when I first moved to New York City, you'd never come here. You would never come here. And look at it now. Look at it now. Well, yeah. He said, when I first moved to New York City, you'd never come here. You'd never come here.
Starting point is 00:25:25 And look at it now. Look at it now. Well, some people are still fighting the good fight. They're on the floor. So, you know, giving a bit of... Kindred spirit. I can see myself. Actually, I'm not going to...
Starting point is 00:25:36 Bibbing away. Yeah, well, speaking of the bibbing, why don't we round up... What you just said good evening yeah I think I think
Starting point is 00:25:51 the wheels have started going off by me so bibibib I said have a good weekend it's Wednesday
Starting point is 00:25:59 we're recording this and then and then said yeah good evening it just went fucking liably for recording this. And then, and then, and then said, yeah, good evening. And I just went, fucking liability.
Starting point is 00:26:09 You were so annoyed with yourself. You went, because I was standing behind you and you went, good evening. Good evening. You were fuming with yourself. It was like Alan Partridge.
Starting point is 00:26:18 They didn't mind. They didn't mind. Charming, look, I'm a charming little, I'm a charming little Englishman. It's fine, it's fine,
Starting point is 00:26:23 because they already think British people are eccentric. Yeah. So it's fine. Put a bit of jet lag on top. I just can't sleep when I travel anymore. Like, sleeping was the one thing I could do. I'm just breaking down. Wednesday, 11.45am.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Have a good weekend. Good evening. Bib, bib, bib. Oh, this just classic stuff I love it I'm talking about this out of affection Pete because I just love it
Starting point is 00:26:49 for me I just think it's so funny for me I like it anyway oh why don't we when we come back on Thursday why don't we do a bit more
Starting point is 00:26:56 chat about dive bars and oh yes pizza because we've had some nice pizza pizza pizza and we've been rained on as well actually
Starting point is 00:27:03 so it's not all it's not all rainbows and unicorns. You don't need rainbows as well. You can go out with the rain if you want a rainbow. Yeah, so that's it for this episode of the Luke and Pete show. Hope you've enjoyed it. Hope you've enjoyed the New York chat. Hope you've enjoyed that.
Starting point is 00:27:17 The burp game. The pencil sharpener. The dog jewel. I kept that burp in all show. Did you really? And it's just come out incredible. Great. It's great to see.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Great to see. It's great to hear. Do you think people think when someone recommends the Luke and Peach show to their friend and they say, what's it all about?
Starting point is 00:27:32 Do you think they say? One of them doesn't burp for 15 minutes. They just do burps. It's all about batteries. Oh, fucking hell. Speaking of that, on Thursday,
Starting point is 00:27:40 I've got a battery surprise for you. Oh. You're going to love it. So hello at lukeandpeach.com is the email address to get in touch. Perhaps you've got some opinions about New York City, which we'll probably get to reading in about three months' time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:50 And we are at Luke and Pete Show on Twitter and Instagram. Thanks for sticking with us. We'll see you later in the week. It's good evening from me. And it could be anything. My side of the table, I would say. It's good morning from Pete. See you.
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