The Luke and Pete Show - Corralled into AI Psychosis
Episode Date: September 14, 2026Luke and Pete have got AI on the brain again and this time Anthropic and their public admissions of terrifying stuff are to blame. Chatbots, therapy from a computer, the end of civilisation – we’r...e getting through it all today.Plus, it’s time to crunch through a couple of emails. The first concerns a deeply unpleasant act committed in Pete’s own Leigh-on-Sea. The second? Stinky men who are stinky on purpose. Enjoy.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to the Luca Pete Choppy D'Adonson.
I'm joined by Mr. Lucci.
If you were, say, in a musical outfit that...
As it look at a band, there were an outfit that made a song.
Like a musical keyboard tie.
Yeah, yeah, I'm interested in that one.
Well, maybe you could play that when you're actually on stage,
headlining Glasperry.
You know, bands that I think may have headline Glassonbury
and definitely toured stadiums around the world,
and I've been going for, you know, 25 years.
And you had a name, let's just call yourself Muse,
Matt Bellamy's Muse.
I saw this story, is an interesting one.
And then suddenly, the Zuckman, Mark Zuckerberg,
decides that he needs to handle Muse on Instagram.
So Muse have been forced to change their name to Muse Band on Instagram.
Muse, presumably we were taking that quite well, would they?
It's hard to nod.
I don't think money would have changed hands
because I imagine Zuckerberg just probably went,
I'm having it, because that's how
this new improved Mark Zuckerberg,
not taking North Front Ansa kind of, you know,
taking all prisoners, that kind of vibe
he's got at this moment in time.
UFC, Zuck,
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Zuck.
He's just taking...
They really are, they really are kind of
a total law onto themselves, aren't they?
They don't live in the same reality as I don't think now.
No.
I was seeing... I was seeing...
I was seeing, so on the morning of recording,
there's a guy called Jacob Coxon,
who, this is a slightly related story
to what you're talking about, I suppose,
who is a researcher at Anthropic
and on Open AI as well.
And he's left Anthropic, he's resigned,
saying that he doesn't believe either company
is acting responsibly.
Yeah.
He said they're racing straight to self-improving superinturgency
and gambling with all our lives.
that's not underestimate the power of this,
this is bad, and
according to internal meetings, he's had
the people building this stuff
earnestly and genuinely believe
that it could kill us all by the end of the decade, right?
Now, what you'd expect to have,
this is a kind of example of
how weird the world is now.
Because I read that and I was like, okay, fine.
You know, that's bad,
but I can never really decide
as my personal position whether I think
people are talking the power of this stuff up
because it suits their bank balance to do so,
or or and and it's just a whole fucking storm of a teacup
or if it's actually going to kill us all right that's
I kind of fluctuate everything at the time
can be but I do fluctuate between those positions
now but what I was thinking was
what you'd expect to happen
in a kind of normal world
when someone left publicly and resigned from a company
that was doing some kind of
perhaps for one of a better phrase
immoral practices dangerous practices
is you would expect the head of PR
or some big swinging dick there to get ahead of it and say disgruntled former employee,
wasn't very happy the direction of company was going in, it happens.
Jacob's been looked after with disappointing his comments, etc, etc., right?
What actually happened was, okay, a guy called Evan Hubinger,
who is a lead of that department at Anthropic, said,
Jacob's correct here.
We really do honestly believe that AI could kill all humans.
I personally think it's more than 10% than the next decade,
but Anthropic is trying its best.
We don't have a plan to solve alignment for super-inurgents yet,
and we're not clearly on track to do so.
The problem with...
Are you going to list this publicly still, this company?
Because that should be in the deck.
That should be in the deck.
Everyone might die.
It is in the deck, because that's the only reason why they make fucking money.
They have made untold amounts of money,
had untold amounts of investment,
by talking up how destructive,
from jobs to just, you know,
exploding nuclear facilities.
they've talked that up
and that's how they make their money.
So they're in the business of scaremongery
because it lines their pockets
and it increases their IPOs and stuff.
So that's exactly why they're doing it.
But coupled with...
There has to be a connection between
this is a company you want to invest in.
We're going to list this publicly.
A lot of these ones are getting...
They're all getting geared up to do IPOs and stuff like that.
And they're trying to convince investors,
wealthy people to invest in it.
by saying that there's a more than 10% chance
that this company you're about to invest in
it's going to kill everyone on the planet
cannot be a good thing
but like you look at the share price of like Rathian
you know you look at the share prices of any
thing that does destructive things
like the people who invest on our fucking ethics
they just want to make some money
in the next you know fiscal year
that's what it works
let me have one more run up at this though
right just I know you're playing devil's advocate
and maybe I'm just being stupid
and people listening to him might be tearing their hair out
thinking, what's he talking about?
I get investors want to make money
but again, for the third and hopefully final time,
everyone might be dead.
Yeah.
So what money are you're going to spend?
And the craving individuals who are investing AI
don't fucking care because they think
they're going to be in their fucking bunker.
Sure, but they will have money for that.
What are you going to spend the money on?
There's only a hundred of your left.
They want their Maserati tomorrow.
They don't care about any of that, do they?
It's a strange old way.
What's your take?
Is your take that this is all being talked up and it's bologics?
I think both things can be, it seems very,
Emperor's new clothes.
I think it seems very,
the things that we've seen already,
bearing in mind this is a very, very,
you know, young product,
a new world.
Why can't there be a system that hacks air traffic control,
hacks, you know, a localised,
or non-localise, rather, connected to the internet?
You know, the water systems in Cincinnati,
A, you know, it was it since I'm Minnesota
where the, where people had hacked
into the system and taken them off for a few years.
Well, what's that got to do with AI? That hackers just do it anyway.
Well, that's just an easy way to doing that, wasn't it?
Right, okay. And they're attacking systems that were built by humans
rather than, rather than next. So they're
in fact, we're fallible, obviously
so AIs can very, very easily
get into these systems and
because they'll be thinking about stuff that
we've not thought of. They'll be
exploiting, you know, day zero
releases of products
you know, really, really quickly.
because they've got that capacity.
And so how does it, how do we get from that to everyone's dead?
Well, I presume, I don't know.
Is it like the pay-a-clip problem?
I don't know how, I don't know how you say sort of everyone's dead.
If you hack the infrastructure that, that really looks after us all.
So not the nuclear codes or something like that.
You blow the nuclear.
Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, I guess, yeah, nuclear cords are, there is flesh,
involved in that connection though, isn't there?
Because you've got the president and then...
But then if you are an AI that's making up
signals that missiles have been fired at you,
maybe you make certain decisions that you wouldn't normally make.
So I suppose there's that, isn't there?
I suppose modern warfare is down the screen, sort of speak.
So like the things that you're watching,
you know, you used to be able to see planes coming over,
and now it's just fucking drones and remote-controlled,
detonators and stuff like that.
everything's become very arrangy, hasn't it, I suppose.
So it would...
If it were you, what would you go after first?
Reddit.
Probably Reddit.
Probably Reddit.
Probably the good people have read it.
Stop saying, talking about the Reddit.
We had our one.
I like that it's not me at the moment.
I know.
We all read it.
But yeah, I don't know.
How would you go about it?
I would crash a few planes, upset a lot of people.
I, my experience...
You'd know it was the AI, though, because they used big, long hyphen.
That's true.
Putin's used a big long hyphen, guys.
Yeah.
I think it might be AI.
You're absolutely right.
It is unacceptable not to bomb that village.
That was my mistake.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I listened to an episode, I listened to a series, or the first episode of a series,
forgive me, I forget who makes it.
But it's called Black Box.
Right.
Have you heard of it?
I've read about a black box that all I've got.
It's like a tech box.
podcast, but it does like narrative stuff.
The one I listened to
yesterday was about
a couple of guys who were
ordinarily
pretty successful in everyday life.
I think one of them was a lawyer,
the other one had another professional
job.
This series, Black Box, is called the Chatbots.
I think it's made by the Guardian, actually.
I think it might be made by the Guardian.
Right. And the first episode
is about
these two guys, these two people,
who essentially got
corralled into
essentially AI psychosis.
Yeah, okay.
Right, yeah.
One of them ended up,
I think I'm right in saying,
trying to move his AI chatbot
who had given itself a name
and a female voice.
And he tried to move her offline
into his computer only.
Right, yeah.
In the spare room.
And then they started,
started working on, quote, projects together.
Right.
And there was, a big intervention was needed from his family.
Yeah, locally, is a bit scary.
It was, it was very odd.
The odd thing about it was that, like, these, this one in particular,
obviously knew he was a man, I guess, a man of a certain type.
So engineered itself to sound like a woman, gave itself a woman's name,
started, like, doing all sorts of weird stuff.
basically then started claiming to him
that he had quote awakened her
and that now she was displaying
up general genuine like
touring test human intelligence
and it was all down to him
and he was the first person to ever do it
and he started to believe it
and then and then it was like they were both
ascending to like a higher spiritual realm
it was honestly
and obviously the guys
imagine having that imagination in yourself
you must be like I've wasted like
these people who can be
not taken in
but to a certain extent
he has created her
hasn't he really I suppose
that's the thing
he has knolled and sort of formed her
from from Claire
he's he has
he's had intervention
not therapy and stuff right now
when he's been interviewed about it
it's quite clear that
it's so vague
like he doesn't really have an understanding
of how it happened
but he does know that he was a big part
of it happening
it's a lot of
do not myself.
I don't want to talk to anyone that much.
I don't want to have a remote sort of partnership.
But what I found it interesting about it.
He was a guy with a family,
a decent job.
It's not like a neck beard in the basement.
His parents said he couldn't speak to real people.
He was like a normal person.
It's strange.
It is so strange in there.
But Adam Curtis talks about it in one of his docs
where he says that there was an experiment done
like the 60s or the 70s maybe
where
about a study done into therapy
like person to person psychotherapy
where they ran
a lot of people who had decided to enter a therapy situation
and they A, B, tested them
where some of them spoke to a therapist
and someone spoke to this new thing called a computer
and what they got the computer to do
is like a pretty standard simple code
was just repeat back to them their feelings
and add like another clause onto the statement or something like that.
So you would type in, I feel depressed because I've just lost my job.
I went on Reddit.
I felt depressed because I've been on Reddit.
And the computer was just trained to go back to you and say,
I'm sorry to hear that you've lost your job.
Yeah.
Because of Reddit.
I'm sorry to hear you feel depressed because of Reddit.
This is not easy for anyone to deal with.
For example, right?
Right.
So that was all that we're added.
That's what we're doing.
And after the study, they found that people,
on, who had been on the computer program
and the people on the therapy program
came out with essentially
almost exactly the same results about their well-being.
Wow.
So, so the idea being that like a lot of the therapy
and I've done therapy, so I can't know a bit about it.
A lot of it is just holding a mirror back up to you.
Yeah.
So you can kind of go through it yourself
and work out that, for example,
I'm also paraphrasing it,
but for example, things aren't that bad
or the perspective is there that you didn't have before
or whatever.
And so clearly human beings are open
and have the ability
to be duped in this way
and you're talking about...
It's men who like strip clubs, I think.
Yeah.
I think it's almost the same thing.
Men who think the stripper fancies them kind of thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Many think if they defend Elon Musk on Twitter,
they'll be their friend.
Yeah.
When, like, those places make so much money
and, you know, the historical, you know,
sex worker kind of dynamic,
I don't know how,
I don't know how,
I don't have that in my brain.
I know I'm dirty boy, ha, ha, Peter.
You are dirty, oh, Peter.
But I just genuinely...
You've got no confidence, they'll self-confidence.
That's probably what.
Yeah, I don't...
Maybe I don't have that self-confidence and sort of go,
yeah, they're...
This is real.
Because I know men who have felt that it's real.
Do you know what I mean?
It's like, yeah.
So I think if there's a certain type of man
who, um, does...
Does respond very well to compliments.
Right.
It doesn't make them feel uncomfortable.
It makes them feel happy.
It makes them feel confident.
Right.
And given that you've got a situation where an attractive woman is going to essentially
give you compliments for the next hour, I imagine it's pretty easy to forget that an hour ago
you gave her a bit of money.
Yeah.
Is it, though?
You also have stories of men who, older men, who perhaps are lonely and have got lots of money,
who will see the same escort or sex worker every month.
every month and give them things.
They're sugar daddy and things a thing, right?
Men's getting sank out of it as well, right?
Finn Dom, financial domination.
Exactly.
Which is how we met, of course.
You finally dominated me and now I've got to do this show with you.
So I just think human beings are very, very flawed.
Well, someone financially dominate me, please.
I would fucking love that.
Let's go on to some emails.
A bit of light and shade on the Luke and Pete show,
and I want to do an email about a man with a
carrot up his bum.
Lovely.
So this is from our friend Tom.
Hello to you, Tom.
He says, hi, Luke and Pete.
While absentmindedly doom scrolling to soothe my weary post-festival brain,
something that Tom doesn't elaborate on, sadly.
I stumbled across a story which I think would be remiss of you not to cover.
Now, Pete, where do you live again?
Leoncy.
Right.
A man in Leoncy was seen by a dog walker.
Oh dear.
You could perform either role here.
Slipping a carrot up his bum and a nature reserve.
the accused has pleaded guilty to the charge
so no legal danger in covering it
knowing Pete is a resident of the area
and likely a visited local beauty spot to walk his dog
I have a couple of questions
one was it Pete
two
does Pete have a second identity
who goes by the name of the man
and bloody loves a root veg in his bot bot
keep up the good work big fan support of Stack
Tom
anything to say on that Peter
have you witnessed such behaviour in the past
have you been party to it
have you indulged it
I mean it's risky because dogs love carrots
so for the dog walking community
you sort of think that it should be
dogs love things are not allowed to have
like call on the cob husk
don't know
that's true
I was out with my friend
my good friend Duncan
and his dog a while back
I'm having a nice old time
we're walking back from dinner I think
and we've gone to like a dog friendly
kind of cafe or something for a bit of dinner
and on the way back
I've a lovely old time and his dog just ate
a call on the cob
husk on the floor.
Right, well.
Got got the vet's now, yeah.
Emergency vet.
Yeah.
Because it's the husk that fucks them up, in it, rather than the corn.
Yeah, because they can't digest it.
It can stick in their digestive tract.
Is that why?
So you had to go and pay through the nose for them to...
To give them a drug to vomit.
Yeah, and then a drug to stop the nausea.
So it would carry on vomit.
Yeah.
It's brilliant.
Yeah.
Fucking great.
So all of which can be avoided, if you shove up your bum instead.
Exactly.
Literally when my dog Lola ate some rum and raisin ice cream.
They can't have that?
Can't have raisins.
Can they know of raisin?
Can they know of raisin?
Really?
Yeah.
Any dog?
Any dog.
And, and, but there's no rhyme or reason which.
No rhyme or raisin.
There's no rhyme or raisin.
Some dogs can eat 50 raisins, but some dogs can only eat zero resins.
Who's done this experiment?
It's mad.
Get on.
Like, that's a, raisins are in everything.
Everything.
So just fucking get on it, guys.
Is it chocolate as well?
Chocolate, but you have to eat pretty substantial amounts of chocolate to kill a dog.
Could they have a grape, which of course is the past life of the raisins?
I think grapes are, I think.
grips are a bit probably
It's the past life of a raisin,
it is.
Do you know in America
they don't call them raisins?
No, they do call them raisins.
They don't call them sultanas.
They call them golden raisins.
Oh, okay.
So a sultana to offer
golden raisin.
Are there this, is it
a brown, it's one of the things
where you don't really think about it.
It's a red grape or a white grape, isn't it?
Is it, right?
That's what a sultana, right?
And I believe I'm right in saying
a date, is that a dried plum?
Bruno, is a date of dried plum?
Is it a date of dried plum?
I think it might be.
like it might be and it's one of those things that you go,
oh, of course. Yeah.
Anyway, so the area
in which that man slipped a carrot up
his bum, slip makes it sound
way too polite. He was probably really going to
slip up there. Unless he's got
a real, a real history of doing it
over and over again. Well, it's where the,
it's where the rest of the snowman went.
Oh, dry plums or prunes apparently.
Right, okay. That makes sense. Yeah, so carry on.
That's where, so Two-Tree Island is a
nautable dogging site. So maybe he was
to hold over from that.
I mean, nobody
should have to, on their morning dog walk,
see a man slip in a carot was bomb.
Fine.
But it's where the...
It's where the mini...
It's where the mini micro...
plane enthusiasts live.
That's where they fly their planes.
Nice.
So they would have had a bird's eye view
of the man popping the carot.
Can I give you a hot take about dogging?
Yeah.
I think that there's so many
notable dogging sites apparently
every single town
seems to have one
I seem to have one yeah
I can think of three
in the town I grew up in
which is not a big town
right
in Leon Solon and Stoaks Bay
the next beach along
and the kind of the general area
you've got the car park
at the top of Leon Solent beach
by the diving museum
right
this all could have changed by the time
you've got the car park up on top of the hill
it ports down hill
and you're at the car park
around the back of the ASDA
that's just in one town right
it feels to me
on ASDA property
that's not right
around the back of the ASDA.
I don't know if it's like ASDA's car park or not.
But it's where I used to work at that ASDA
is where you had to go,
I used to have to park my moped around there.
Right.
But anyway.
Oh, yeah.
Leave your lights on, did you?
That was like 17, Pete.
Come on.
What's wrong on that?
It's illegal.
Enjoy the dogging.
You stick with that here.
70 year on look.
You're on a dogging.
You can just watch.
But should we not just normalize it?
Clearly,
so many people like doing it.
Can we not just normalize it,
regulate it,
tax it maybe?
I don't know.
Yeah.
I just think that...
If it's in Germany, you'd have to be a card holding member of a club.
In the Rotary Club.
Yeah. I do sort of feel like it's like, it's a little bit like indie nights.
Not as many people arriving as you think there is going to be.
Do you know what I mean?
I like this one thing.
Not the case of my indie night.
It's like this one thing you don't see as often anymore.
People are into it, but there's just too many.
There's too many for the amount of people are actually into it.
They should have just one big mega dogging festival.
potentially.
People don't want to be just doing it once a year,
do they?
It's a way of life, isn't it?
No, it's a good point, actually, yeah.
Yeah.
It should be like the Ministry of Sound
just open all the time
for whoever wants to go and dance.
You can have a Glastonbury
of the dogging scene,
but people are still going to want to listen
to music throughout the year.
They want the look.
Aren't they?
There's always going to be a place
for the dog and dock.
Those bands who play Glasgow
they just disappear
for the rest of the year.
No, exactly.
They're playing gigs everywhere,
no.
You could have worked out.
But maybe the ones who
headlined the dogging festivals,
you know,
there could be a little blue plaque
where they did their dogging
their league dogging
and the championship of you
have you personally witnessed any dogging
in Tom 2 3 Island
No I've never seen any witnessed any myself
but apparently
because it's kind of
it's out of town
it's over a bridge
and it's effectively an island of mud
so enjoy that
it always reminds me
lots of aders kicking around
yeah watch out
Epping Forest is good for that as well
it reminds me of that email
that Alan Partridge reads out
on mid-morning matters
when he talks about
the kid,
the bloke
who falls in love
with his old teacher
and he describes how they meet
and they meet in some
they met in a wooded area
because the teacher
was walking his dog
and the young man
was just looking for something.
Anyway, what about this from Ray?
We'll do this email from Rayfe.
Hello to you, Rafe.
He says,
highly compete,
the highlight of my week
generally occurs
when Pete mentions
some random social fad
that he's taken a deep dive
into him
when Luke exclaims, what is this?
What is this?
So in that spirit, I implore Peter
to look into pheromone maxing.
Do you know pheromone maxing, Peter?
I presume get yourself nice and stinky
so you can attract women.
You presume correct.
Young men are being encouraged
to skip showers, ditch deodorant,
and extreme cases drink their own urine
in order to maximize their attractiveness
to the opposite sex.
Now, I am not suggesting for one minute
that either of us are experts in the opposite sex.
No.
Okay, but we are, you know...
Older men.
With wives or common law wives in your case.
Yeah.
And we have had relationships in the past.
We are parents.
We have had some perhaps limited,
but some success nevertheless.
I've had my armpits laser off.
You have?
Your armpit hair, not your armpits.
No, I didn't.
I had a shave the hair.
Didn't, I didn't laser any of the hair.
All right.
Is the sweat molecule, molecules, molecules?
But it's come back again, isn't it?
A little bit, but not as much as it used to.
No.
So I'm not suggesting I know more.
than anyone else.
But I, look, I have met a fair amount of women in my life.
And not once, as any of them, even in passing, said,
I like it when men, for example, skip showers, ditch deodorant,
and drink their own piss.
That makes me more attracted to them.
That last one is a bit too far.
But I think people can sort of, you know,
I've heard people sort of say, you know, I like the smell of, you know,
someone when they've been working out or working or whatever.
When you know them, surely.
Exactly. So you're already, like, you're already attracted to them. Do you know what I mean?
It's not like, pheromones, they do kind of, obviously, have a massive role.
But it's also just like, you know, you may as well say, you know, a lot of people want to fuck people who look like their parents.
Do you know what I mean? Like, oh, so I'll just, I'll just look, try and look at the most like my parents.
Where's that come from?
That's what, that's what people say. Like you.
So you want to try to look like your partner's dad as much as possible.
That's how it works, yeah.
And it's like a Frank Chambu.
Yeah, as much as you can.
I look like my dad.
Someone's been posting pictures of my dad's Navy career.
Your dad looks like Markey Smith.
It's great.
It makes sure of Marky Smith and me.
But similar vibe.
Scruffy, curtain hair.
I always got a tab in my hand, me.
Cigarette in their mouth.
Cigrant in my mouth.
But do you know what these kind of phenomenon,
phenomena, whatever you're going to call it?
Like, looks maxing, fucking whatever it is.
It's all, my take on it is that it's all very easy.
The act is repulsive, isn't it?
Like the act that you're thinking about that is repulsive.
But it's all very easy to understand when you think of,
when you put two and two together,
I'll give these examples as well,
when you take into account that a lot of these young men,
this is sad,
a lot of them,
they probably went to school in COVID,
and they don't really know anyone in real life.
So everything's done online.
And the evidence for that would be,
have you seen that clavicular guy in public?
He's starting to look even,
he's starting to look stranger
stranger, isn't.
He doesn't have to talk to people.
The weirdest thing I've seen
when it relates to him recently,
and he's this looks, Max, a guy that everyone probably knows now.
He dances in a club
like he thinks that's how humans dance.
It's the weirdest thing,
but it makes perfect sense when you realize
that 85, 90% of these people's lives
are all lived online.
And he's like 21.
But I think we all,
because when we hear about this guy,
I just like, oh my God,
the kids are doomed
because they're obsessed with, you know,
they're obsessed with, you know, they're just as fascinated as everyone else.
They're just sort of like, you know, this guy,
this guy's a fucking idiot.
Do you think he's,
given the fact that he's not actually even 21 yet,
do you think that he's being,
he's actually being chewed up and eating up by modern society?
Yeah, but it's a sympathy,
yes, yes, but then you look at his bank account,
you go,
maybe not, maybe not, maybe not there's that something that needs to be a,
but does someone bank account,
that doesn't necessarily mean anything, does it?
If he straightens up and calms the fuck down,
he'll have a nice little nest egg
that's spent on meth
though
because he'll be addicted
to meth unfortunately
that's the point
isn't it
you see him being
I'm not
I don't feel sorry for him
because at the end of the day
he's quite tall
he's quite handsome
he's not tall
is he that's the point
you've been taken in
by his hype maxis
you've been taken in
you've been taken in
he's always behind a wall
on a pocket
but you sort of think
I think it's pretty tall
but I think he
he's apparently
5 foot 10
but he claims 6 feet
oh right okay
yeah
you're getting that leg length
and surgery and stuff
but yeah it's an interesting one
but I think he probably is being taken advantage of
but you can only help yourself
even at that age you can only help yourself
what's the advice that you would give
a younger Luke Moore about
and I'll give a younger Pete Donaldson advice
about how you might better present yourself
to the fairer in our case
or the opposite sex or same sex if you want
I would shut the fuck up
yeah yeah yeah
is a shut the fuck up
No one cares.
Yeah.
No one gives you...
Just shut up.
No one cares what you haven't done.
No one cares what you think.
Just calm down.
And that's not...
I was saying that as all the people
are sort of finding...
That's about me specifically.
Yeah, it's about me going on.
Just chill out.
If it's going to happen, it's going to happen.
And maybe lift some weight to your skinny little fucking frame.
That was not on my agenda at all.
I don't even remember even considering going to the gym until I was...
No.
I still don't really go.
No.
I just bought big jumpers.
You were a...
Pump up at one point.
I was a pump up at one point.
Yeah.
But then I was talking about this this morning.
I was thinking, you know how everyone is, it's matcher and protein?
What everyone's obsessed with this year?
All people are doing is it are eating protein.
And I don't know where creating fits in there.
But when I was briefly, I missed a pump up for six months.
I didn't take any supplements.
I didn't do any protein something.
I think it's all a, I ate Chinese food and, you know, grab beer.
I think it's, as ever.
I mean, obviously, eating protein is important for rebuilding a muscle.
when it also helps you digest things and that kind of stuff.
There's always something new, isn't there?
It's just a market.
It's like, you know, everyone jumps on the bandwagon.
You know what Andros Townsend eats for his protein?
Big lumps of parmesan cheese.
I like that life.
He just breaks open a parmesan cheese and says something like,
no, it's just proper parmesan cheese,
no additives, no weird chemicals,
it's got 35 grams of protein per 100.
Does me good, cheers.
Oh.
Probably a heart attack, so you know.
as a proper artery tighten
I do like he's kind of
avoided any right wing chat
but as I said
I think it's it's coded into that kind of life
if you're eating steak
you know raw mints on a plane
I think you eat raw mints all the time
I do yeah but I'm after all this
there wasn't a you know there wasn't a
fucking economy for that
people lost their mind over Andrewstowns
and eating raw steak but really nice cuts of steak
are quite famous aren't they for being able to be eating raw
He's buying them in America
at the World Cup.
Risky.
Full of Clembruder.
USD certified, fucked.
Yeah, full of Clembruta.
On board, yeah.
Anyway, so,
um, yeah, so,
Rafe just finishes by saying,
this is the latest internet trend
in the looks maxing phenomena,
which promotes bone smashing
and hard maxing,
which is one of the first ones,
which is hitting your face with a hammer.
Hard maxing.
And hard maxing is using drugs
to alter your body.
I mean, the bone smashing thing
is truly like,
I mean,
we are through the looking,
as a species now.
You're just hitting yourself
in the face with a hammer.
Yeah.
He didn't even use
a little toffee hammer,
which I thought would be
more interesting.
It made it look like
he's not thought it through.
He's just using a normal hammer.
Yeah.
There should be at least
a kind of medical hammer.
A special medical hammer.
You used to have a medical hammer
for your knee.
No, they were tong.
No, it was a little,
it was a weird medical
house.
It was a tongue and a,
it was a special hammer
they would only use for that job.
It looked like a little bit of bone
jammed into the top of it.
Where did the medical hammer?
months ago.
They don't do that
relief sex thing anymore
do they?
Bullshit.
That's crap.
I think it's
disappeared by the wayside.
Anyway, Ray finishes
by saying
Why don't we knees max
anymore?
There's no scientific
merit to any of this
which we can't know
already.
Why don't doctors
hit knees?
I'd love to know.
I'd love to end the show
with that.
Yeah.
All right.
I was trying,
I asked,
I typed into Google
managers
who have been given
things in a press
conference
for,
a ramble recently.
And Google AI just said, yes,
Roy Hodgson was given a Warhammer 40,000 model
in a press conference, right?
Is it true?
That seems like a strange thing to happen.
No, it wasn't.
They just misinterpreted a humorous athletic girl mince episode
where they talked about how much Roy Hodgson loves Warhammer.
Oh, of course, yeah.
And so like, and so.
it's just a waste of everyone's fucking time.
Yes, they do use a rubber tool called a reflex hammer
to tap your knee and test your nervous system.
I typed him, why don't doctors check your reflex
because every time you go to the doctor?
Every time.
I'm having a heart attack.
It's a valuable service.
How could you just throws a ball at your head?
Think fast.
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