The Luke and Pete Show - Creating a Human Flute

Episode Date: August 7, 2025

Are we living in an entirely new societal system? There's plenty of evidence to suggest we are. And it's called The Peteriarchy. But how many Petes are in charge, and who are they?Also on your all-new LAPS episode, Luke meets the only person in Britain that doesn't know where the Gallagher brothers are from, we lament the lack of Rocket From the Crypt in everyone's lives, and Pete delivers his treatise on how to perform a tracheotomy. Warning: it's not for the faint hearted.Email us at [e-mail] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram if character-restricted messaging takes your fancy.Please fill out Stak's listener survey! It'll help us learn more about the content you love so we can bring you even more - you'll also be entered into a competition to win one of five PlayStation 5's! Click here: https://bit.ly/staksurvey2025***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Luke and Pete Shore. I'm Pete Donaldson. I've joined by Mr. Lukie Moore. And yeah, we're back again for a Thursday, Thursday route, a Thursday experience, a Thursday collection of stories, what knots, and this and that. Yeah, I think that's probably fair. That's normal what it is. We flip the mics on. We get together and we see where it takes us.

And we are two very boring. middle-aged men robots there we go with little proclivities just enough self-awareness to understand

how absolutely pathetic Pete is but not enough why is that cross- why is that cross by the way I started watching

don't ask me why this happened right I just watching I just got I just I just I need something to watch

and I climbed a tree and looked in a lid his window. George Form beat it. George Form beat it. For a nosy Parker, it's an interesting job.

To earn an honest Bob. It's not an honest Bob do, is it? No, it's not. We talked like this. It's not honest. Sounds like you're a bad guy. Yeah. But, yeah, I started watching the Handmaid's Tale.

Oh, with the woman out of madmen, Elizabeth Moths. Yes. Based from the Margaret actual classic about men being real shits. Yeah. So I didn't actually, this is going to sound embarrassing.

I'm about five or six episodes in. I'm enjoying it. It's good. But I didn't know what it was about. Right. I recognized the classic image of her in the outfit and the hat, the white hat. And I, do you know what I did? I thought, do you know what?

I've really liked Wolf Hall. I'm going to go for a bit of handmaid's tail because I just thought it was like a medieval Spooky film, spooky series Yeah, like a medieval I thought she was a nun or something Right, well, I mean, I guess It's not about that

It's a dystopian sci-fi basically It is, yeah It's bloody interesting It's real done The only, I never saw the series about I read the book Do they do that bit where you have like the Don't spoil me, brother.

Well, she gets a bit of butter. I haven't seen any butter yet. She receives a bit of butter and she's very pleased. No, I haven't seen that yet. But what I have seen is Joe Fines is in it. And last time I saw, I mean, he was bloody Gareth Southgate. Right, okay, yeah, I remember that, yeah. What a versatile performer.

What a versatile performer. Not even the best finds. First season of, first season of, I suppose, is reportedly very good. It's fucking excellent. It's really good. It's really interesting. How the seasons has got? Like two seasons?

I don't know six seasons. Exactly. Gilead? Is that the city? Is that the place? Gilead. Yeah. So I'm enjoying it.

It's given me something to focus on because I was kind of short of a TV show. Hmm. And the bloody, the old PubG squads on the scrap heap at the moment. Why? What have you done? Did you upset someone with your conduct?

Yeah, I've got banned for racism. Reporting. Are you really going to get banned on PubG for racism? It's very old school. No. I mean, you'd have to be very unlucky. that anyone was listening to you like getting the speed ticket

the Formula One yeah I like to I like to do a solo mission where I find the most remote part of the map and I hide in a basement and shout me in words nobody hears me

you can actually one of the things that my mate on the squad did he's working away at the moment which is why the team's on the scrap heap he would go and so when so when another team

was a squad was descending on your compound or whatever. Yeah. He would go and stand in the corner of one of the rooms, facing the corner, and repeatedly press the triangle bottom, which changed your weapon. And when you're standing behind you, it just basically looks like you're masturbating in the corner.

Nice, okay, good, good, yeah. I mean, yeah, it never really sort of... Those bags do carry a multitude of sins and a multitude of guns, don't they really? They're very capacious. Anyway, so I'm not playing much public at the moment, So I'm watching the Handmaid's Tale instead. What a strange mix.

What a strange alternative. Fork in the road. PubG, a game where you just shoot each other in a, also dystopian, I suppose. What I would say about Handmaid's Tail is, like there's a lot to take in from very early on. Right. A lot of very odd scenes.

A lot of kind of strange happenings that you're like, okay. And then it kind of unravels and it has flashbacks and it shows you what's happening. And it does work. It's just very strange to start with. I've noticed a very interesting use of colour as well in that show Would you

Would you rather Luke Live in the patriarchy Or the patriarchy The Pietriarchy 100% Where the Pets of the world Sutcliffe Why did I think of him first All the Pets

We're on top Peter Crouch Peter Crouch He's always on top Peter Crouch Peter Sutcliff Pete Donaldson Pete P Diddy

Is he not called Pete? What are you fucking talking about? He's called Sean. Pete Diddy. How are you in there, Diddy? Hang on a minute. One of us isn't a Pete. Who is it?

Well, if you're going to allow Petros. If you're going to allow Petros, I should be allowed him. Would you include Pedro's in that? So Pedro Pascal, he's been in trouble recently? Yeah. Has he? Oh, what? Because he's touching.

He's Tommy touching. That's what people have been talking about. I don't know the detail, but... The, um, he's, I mean, he's in everything. That's what I say, how's he find time of doing anything else? He's probably just touching to just sort of steady himself because he probably doesn't know what film he's promoting at any time he's probably reaching out and touching going

I've got film blindness Who were you again? But apparently he's finding it difficult Dealing with things or touching in shoes Yeah it's a strange story I've not seen the detail so I'm loath to comment But going back to the peat thing at the petriarchy Are you including pedro's in this?

Yes, I think so because it's just the same the same name, isn't it? I will not. It will be a very... What's your plan? Well, it would be a very monolithic kind of plan if it was just only pure, pure blood Peters.

So you guys are running the society because you're Pete. Yeah, yeah. You've been Christian the Pete. Andy Peters, get out. Yeah, he's not allowed. Yeah. What about Peter?

Peter Pan? Peter Pan. Yeah, he's allowed to. He's a proper Peter. And he can fly as well. quite impressive Peter Serafinovich Oh yeah he's doing well He's doing bits of bobs isn't he

Yeah so what's the point of this though What kind of society you're going to run? I can't remember I think we're just going to live on it I don't think it'll be big enough for a big island I think we could probably live in a Like a tower block or something A Peter tower block You've got an amazing knack

For making every scenario sound really depressing Just arguing about the bins Yeah I'm arguing about the bins With the Dutch Christmas character, Black Peter. Black Peter, you've blocked the shoot again, Black Peter.

Yeah, very problematic character. But you've succeeded in creating the patriarchy and no one's basically noticed because you just don't like a random towel block in the middle. Yeah, and no one talks to each other so they don't know they're in the Peter Tower Blah. They don't know that, everyone else is called Peter.

I was chatting to someone. This is fucking true still. I was chatting to someone the other day, right? I'm not going to say it was because it's no one you know, but they're the identifiable because I've talked about them before and and they're like not I wouldn't say that they're cleverest person I know but I wouldn't say that they're the stupidest person I know but anyway so we're having this conversation about Oasis right and this person is roughly my age and they were saying that oh are you going to

oasis and I said oh I think I got tickets for one of the shows yeah but at the time recording here I haven't been yet so I can't talk about what it was like or whatever but just we're just discussing oasis right and i've sold do you um are you into um oasis and she's like oh i was um you know i was into them a little bit because um i grew up in the midlands and um you know it's a big thing obviously because you know that's where they're from and that's where i was from and i was like she was like yeah because i grew up i grew up in stafford and i was like right i wouldn't say i wouldn't say they were their staffordness lately famously probably the most Mancunian people of all time, right?

Where has that come from? Who are they thinking of? I didn't go into it, I just glossed over it. You need to go back. We demand answers. Hello, Luke Beecho.com, getting touched. Completely blindsided me. It's a ridiculous thing to say.

Did it work your brain a bit? What world are they picking that on? Because sometimes when people say something is that outrageous, My first portal call is, have I been wrong for like 30 years? Yeah, it's that outrageous, isn't it? It's that mad that you would find yourself in a situation where you would go a bit do-lally. I'll tell you that Liam and Noel will be disappointed with their brother at this point, won't they? Yeah, that's, have they got?

How many brothers have they got? Two more brothers? One older brother. And he's just been charged with a load of horrible crimes when they're in their tour. No one urged him at all when they're disbanded. No, not welcome the VIP, I'm out. No. No.

Can't you just do it when we're not together? Yeah, seems like a strange time to stick your head or the body parts over the parapet, but yeah. Horrendous that. Yeah, that is horrendous. You had no interest in going to the Oasis shows, did you? Well, now he's not going to be here. Maybe I'll go.

But now, I think... You remain quite impressively unaffected by the whole thing. I would happily go to see them in a city where... not in the UK, I think. I would happily... You're found in South America? Skip... I played Japan.

So I would happily skip towards the Tokyo dorm and watch them there. Simply because just the transport links are just better. I just think that there's nowhere that I've seen unless maybe the Millennium Stadium's quite central, isn't I suppose, in Cardiff. Nowhere I've really seen, I've thought, that seems like a load of fun. I would be getting the set list online. and I would be leaving within two songs of the end very easily.

Jarvis Cocker went. He did, but who knows whether, who knows how. Would he be welcome backstage now of the boys kind of calm down? Oasis must have been very, very big part of the no-repeat guarantee. Yeah, I would say so. I was watching, you remember the White Room, that TV show with, I can't remember who actually horses it. Was it Pauli Yates?

It was a Pauli Yates and V? Yes, I think so, yeah. And the bloc who used to do radio on. Mark, Mark Radcliffe was one of the hosts, I think, in the White Room. And somebody did, like, basically, concatenated. It was Mark Riley, wasn't it? Was it Mark Riley? Oh.

Oh, was it Mark Riley? No, you think you might be right. It could be what, yeah, could be. Oh, there's Radcliffe. Anyway, these two kind of, somebody just basically done concatenated highlights of all the bands, like indie bands, like sort of Britpop bands, who played the White Room back in the day.

It's quite nice to see everyone again in their hair day with some of the worst live mix I've ever heard in my life but one of the bands was doing Rocker from the Crypt on a rope Great, I remember that

I remember that song One of my highlights of going to Glastonbury in 1998 was seeing Rocket from the Crypt do on a row Yeah Why do we not hit on a rope all the time It's such a banging song And, like, we just, it's one of the songs that were a big part of my childhood, but we just don't, nobody plays it anymore.

Not even on the Norah Peak guarantee. It's a brilliant, so I don't know why it's dropped out of rotation on a lot of mainstream radio stations. We never hear Bush swallowed. We never hear, um, oh no, they play swallowed by Bush on, um, absolute radio 90s. Yeah, but 90s is like, you know, it's a 30 quid of show. It's not a real station, in my opinion. There's no excuse for not having, on a rope on absolute radio 90s. Yeah.

On a rope. Absolutely no excuse whatsoever. It's a brilliant. stuff. It was the gateway drug to bands like Voodoo Glow Skulls and stuff. A little bit spooky, a little bit psychobilly, a little bit kind of... Yeah. Never listen to Voodoo Glow Sculls

or I am familiar with the name. Would you hit a man with glasses? That's just one of your song, isn't it? It's a very... Little trumpet refrain after the shouting and then you're off again. It's a very... You know like how... A three beat. You know like Skarpung is very

up and happy. Yeah. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. They're very... much like minor key um spooky teaky mask kind of uh you know psych uh psych uh it's it's it's a lovely refreshing change if a bit grating grind when was the last time you actively listened to the voodoo glow skulls uh i would say about two months ago i listened to um a lot of voodoo glow skulls tracks and they are very samey a lot of scar punk is that that was the only thing i was saying about tony hox pro skater three and four that they've just

released um they've replaced all the music and they're trying to to pretend that Skarpunk doesn't exist. I'm very upset about that. Yeah, that's a missed opportunity that because he could have really given some bands from back and the day and have a leg up. Did you see that pair, not the voodoo gloss called,

the bloody hell am I thinking of, the Boston punk band. The Dead Kennedys. Dropkick Murphy's. Dead Kennedys. They're from California. I know they are. Drop kick Murphys

playing in front of the mall doing a basically fuck you drop. They put, no, they put a, like, of a, they basically, their background for one of their songs, is their song, one of their songs The Loser or something? They put, um, the whole background was endless photos of Trump with Jeffrey Epstein.

It's good stuff. Green Day do a bit of that as well. Green Day goes, go full into it. Like, it's so funny to me how like, people just get. They bided their time, didn't they? With the second bush, uh, obviously Green Day were bang up for a bit of that. You know, the Michael Moors of this world, having a pop. And now, and they had Obama and then, you know, the first Trump, now they're just like, yeah, we're back. And this can tie in with our revival as well.

It's funny how that, like, people get really annoyed about punk bands being punk when it's a bit of punk action that they don't personally agree with. There was a brilliant, I mean, you slagged off the Ramones last time we were recording, which is a stupid thing to do. But anyway, we, we, have you seen the, have you seen the Ramones accepting, entrance into the rock and roll hall of fame i've not i've not seen that i imagine they weren't complimentary so well so johnny ramon and joey ramon were estranged at the time and i think ddie romone was also estranged and so there's obviously four of them uh and they hadn't

been together and played for a while and they got they got inducted into the hall of fame yeah and um three of them i think it might have been ddie romone who was missing but three of them i think Tommy Ramon, Joey Ramon and Johnny Ramon were up on stage to accept it. And Johnny Ramon took to the microphone and said, I want to, you know, thank you very much for this, whatever. And he's known as being like, was known as being like famous and a complete asshole, right? And he said, but there's one person that I want to dedicate this award to, right? And everyone started cheering because they thought he was going to say Didi Ramon, right? who's, you know, one of, you know, he's really important in, in, in the band, obviously,

um, the bass player and, uh, and, um, but, you know, the spirit of the band, really. And, uh, he's the one who used to shout the one, two, three, fours before the song when they played, right? So everyone's cheering, going, oh, yeah, who's he going to dedicate it to? He's, Deid Ramon. It's Deidio Ramon, it's going to come out on stage, you know, what's going to happen? And he just goes, uh, I'd like to dedicate this to, uh, to, um, President Bush. Yeah.

God bless, God bless President Bush and God bless he, like the United States is. America, right? And, uh, because he was like really right wing. Yeah. And, uh, I just thought of myself, that's a really, that's fucking punk, man. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah. You, again, it's, yeah, you don't agree with it, but you're just like, I mean, you

have to say he's got a reaction out of us there. It was like when George Bush was like at the very, like, like, the nadir of his unpopularity as well. Yeah. Oh, I'm a big fan of that. I'm a big fan of that. Right. Let's take a short break.

can't just talk about the Ramones all day and we'll be back with more of this we're back with more of this it's the Luke and Pete short and every single Thursday we demand near you know we sort of go next to you a little bit and we nozzle into your neck and we go whispering in your ear

give us your mattress have you found a battery can we have a look at your mattress and John O'Shea has inexplicably got in touch hello looking Pete a very long time listened from the start in fact an occasional email and ramble discord Discorda! Discorder! Have we ever done that?

Yeah. Hoping this will be my first one. Is that a system of without toxicity? Yeah. I am currently on my holidays in County Hwexford and needed batteries. I went to the local shop this morning and got these, C attached, Exceltech. I am sat in my car sending this, so it's a live report, really. I suspect they've been sent in before, but what is remarkable about them is the packaging and the fact they cost 1 euro 40. I don't hold out much hope for their longevity and I think I'll be getting some new ones very soon. Had a great little chat with Luke at the Birmingham Rambal.

Keep up the good work. Jean. Hello, John. Yeah, so these are new players. We've never seen Excel Tech before. That is wild. And that's like a fresh purchase as well. It's not like it's founding in an old...

Yeah, so maybe we're getting new pretenders to the crowd. Maybe we have stimulated the battery industry in many ways. Could do. we could have done, yeah. We're at the forefront of new battery tech, and we're really proud of ourselves for it. Well, congratulations to John O'Shea. Well, don't John O'Shea.

Before you move on to the next one, I just want to chip in and say that just above that in the battery list, Peter, the great L.C. has sent some batteries in for us. Yes, I missed that, because it was just a picture and not adjoining information. Yeah, he's a man who likes to get straight to the point, and he just sent them over and said,

check these out. Yeah. Okay, so do you want to read those out, and I'll see if they're there as well. All right. Well, yes, they're burst stores. They're 0% mercury and cadmium, ultra alkaline, a lovely blue pair, shrink-wrapped about as hard as one can ever be shrink-wrapped.

And they're sitting on board Elsie's laptop, which has got a National Parks Conservation Association sticker on it. And if you look on the bottom left, Peter, what's that? He's got on his... A stack, mate. I printed out those stickers myself. There you go. Using a company.

And then I replaced the lid of my laptop. and I don't have access to them anymore. And then we change the logo. There's also a little, there's also a little QR code that I'm trying to get. Oh, I can, yes, scouting. Some kind of scouting sticker.

Let's click on that. What is this? Stickers to. Yeah, I've clicked on it and it's some kind of Scouting America. It's a licensing program for Scouting America. It's a Scouting America laptop. So there we go.

There we go. Doxing, your father, and all him. I don't think it's doxing him to say that he was a scoutling. for a while. I think I've already said that. I don't know. He's a good outdoorsman. He's a great outdoorsman.

He's a great outdoorsman. Yeah, tell you what, have you got into a situation where it was like suddenly post-apocalyptic or you're out in the wilderness and you're near to survive? If I had to pick my top three people

to be within that situation, the great L.C. is right at the top. LC would slap a poisonous mushroom out of my mouth as soon as look at me. He would. I'd have it down the back of my throat and he'd be trying, he'd give me the high maneuver

No, you do that thing where you should have a bick borough in your throat to open your airway. A tracheotomy. When I did, as part of the adoption process, we had to do, we had to have a first aid lesson. Well, a group of first aid lessons. And they taught you up to, but not including tracheotomy. Oh, really? That's annoying, in it? Yeah, I mean, it was on the PowerPoint and he just skipped forward.

We can't do this anymore. I was going, teach me how to do tracheotomy on a baby. The way I feel about tracheotomy is I feel like in real life, You've got to have a big pair of balls to do one. Yeah. You've got to be pretty sure. You've got to be pretty sure that the blockage. Because if you get into a situation where you've jammed something to someone's throat unnecessarily,

how are they going to feel about it? Well, you're going to be, it's like a busted sort of drainage pipe on a bit of gutter. And you don't know how far the blockage goes down. So I'd be like popping a penny. And I'm going to have to go alone now, make another one, make another one. And then I've made a human sort of flute effectively. It's not right. It's absolutely.

disgusting. You just start playing it. Just good. A bit of jazz flute. He's made a human flute. Well, the good news, you finish off your little flute cellar. The good news, is your airways clear? Exactly, exactly.

I've just seen the Excel tech picture. We didn't talk about the Excel picture. Yeah, good work. There's a receipt there. There's a front of a car. Lovely fingernail and a little bit of shrink wrap as well. Let's move on to Phil. No, let's not move on because I just want to tell the great LC

that he is the 11th person to send in. Burst those. Yeah. So not a new player. I'm all at sea. I need L.C. to lead me into being a better presenter. I need L.C.

I've eaten poised mushrooms, L.C. I've eaten potter's these mushrooms. I've already in my back garden. They're poisonous because they're just old mushrooms I own. Philip Haring, do you remember when I had in Old Compton Street, my shower was so rotten little mushrooms started growing out of it? I do remember that, yeah. I did remember that.

And they'd be okay? No. Probably not. There's actually not too far from where I live. On the walk down to the train station, there is an old billboard holder on the side of a shop that's not had a billboard advert on it for a long old time. And the wood behind, it's become all rotten.

And someone needs to pull it down, basically. And there's some mushrooms growing in that. I see it every time I walk past. And I have had that same thought. Are they edible? It's a bit last of us, isn't it? Yeah, it's very much so, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Philip Harrington has got in touch. Hello, gents. I was at a work golf tournament, i.e. an excuse to drink, a day and call it networking. At one hall, the giveaway beyond alcohol was a lovely little flashlight.

Brilliant. So you get like a little giveaway per hole. That's absolutely lovely that. I acquired the lovely little flashlight. For the sole reason to check out the batteries it came with, I was not disappointed because I got a three-pack of, it looks like the word jail, like an oldie-timey way of saying jail.

but gaolet G-A-O-L-E AAA batteries Ga'o-le Ga'o-le I was pretty certain we'd not seen these before Yeah, they look pretty fresh to me

I think the I'm enjoying the typeface I'm enjoying the little the little logo But they have, weird enough They have been submitted before So this is the fourth time We've had them submitted Going all the way back to 2021

Interesting enough our friend Gary sent these in and he had the AAA ones and an old head torch as well so maybe they had a torch battery of choice yeah

I like that Phil Harrington has a formica work surface there's the spring out of the flashlight that the batteries have come from and also little wedding ring

chunky wedding ring showing off I think he's got quite his fingers looks more I reckon he might be short do you reckon okay Phil well you know he looks at the same hands

as Dr Mike Israel Retail. Do you know Dr. Mike is Rettel? I don't, I have no idea who that man is. Maybe I've seen him. He does a YouTube channel called Renaissance Periodization where he breaks down everyone's bad workout videos. Oh, right, okay. And he's very small, is he?

Tiny, tiny, tiny fella. Tiny, tiny little fella. But he's great, he's really funny, don't it? Say again? It's easy to work out of tiny body because there's less surface area. He's kind of, you know what he's like? He's kind of like a very self-deprecating. so he's based on more plates

more dates guy mixed with the lead singer of Future Islands right okay I'd like that it's a great combo you check him out he's funny blocky sounds blocky he's one of the guys you know that Joe Rogan's incredibly problematic

but you do get the occasional Joe Rogan guest it just goes on and says shut the fuck up Joe that's bullshit yeah yeah usually that comedian a big bird does that all the time Bill Burr yeah I'm not sitting there and talking about this with you Joe neither of us have got any fucking medical degrees Joe, what are you fucking talking about? That's Bill Bellow and Joe Rogan the whole time.

I love when they were talking about... Put a fucking mask on, Joel. Put a face mask on. I love Joe putting, trying to sort of grab back the vestiges of some sort of, you know, respect anyone had for him over the Cash Patel chat,

where he's going, I didn't know what to say and Cash Patel was saying there was no video and there was no, you know, no data, there's no list or whatever. I just, I didn't know what to say it. And I just thought, you know what? I'll just let him say it and let the internet decide.

Yeah, that'll get out. That'll get out. All we do is we have a lot of unplanned honest conversations and I want everyone to hear both sides. Have you seen the four-minute monologue that Alex Jones did on Joe Rogan? And Joe Rogan at the end is just like, what? What are you talking about?

Like, Joe, he just, I know he's doing it on purpose because obviously he's partly to blame for letting that fucking moron have a platform that big. But there's a, there's a, it's been shared on. online, it's about four and a half minutes, which is a long old time. Alex Jones is just, he starts off talking about something like vaguely reasonable. I don't know what it is. I can't remember like Epstein or something.

And then by the end of it, he's talking about like interdimensional pedophiles and stuff. It's absolutely insane. Yeah, it's insane. You can only nons on one dimension guys. He's talking about like interdimensional pedophiles, being able to predict the future or something. It's crazy. Right. And it just ends with Joe Brogan going,

what do you get this from? What are you talking about? It's really funny. If it wasn't so incredibly dangerous. If I was going to give Infowars the credit, like he never seems like he's kind of flapping. Do you know what I mean? He always seems like he's getting it from somewhere.

Great broadcaster. He never struggles. He never struggles to grab something. Sometimes I'm watching Alex Jones from the point of view of a fellow broadcaster and I'm seeing him doing his thing And the large part of me is going, this is fucking mad. How's you keep going?

Pete, there's about 5% of it that's going. Great get. That is a great get. Great performance. Yeah. You've done so well there. You're basically permanently doing what I used to do on the radio where I'm filling 30 seconds to all the news.

And you still sound like you're talking, what you're talking about. No, no goodness me is outrageous. No, it's not a single goodness me in the mix at all. All right, then, let's get out of here. If you'd like to get your batteries in, get in touch with the show, sends an email or whatever. it's show at no it isn't it's hello at look video dot com

a lot of pods all of email addresses we'll be back on Monday so whatever you choose to do with your weekend what am I doing my weekend I think I've got a boys brunch I think I've got a bottomless brunch I think I've got a boys bottomless brunch Saturday afternoon I've had other thousand guesses what you're about to say there I'd never would have got there

what's the vibe? I don't know really I think we were going to go to like flight club and do some darts I when I was in Latvia I'd performed incredibly well It's bottomless brunch. Here can't the girls, go. But Flight Club has a six-person minimum on a Saturday, so I was like, well, and so they said, we're going to have a bottomless brunch instead.

So I don't know what that is. I've never been to a bottomless brunch, but bring it on. It's just having a beer during the day, isn't it? Why are they calling it that? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe Mimosa's revolved. Who are you going with? A guy from the Navy and, uh, my friend.

This is depressing. A guy from the Navy. It is depressing I know you said to me the other day you said to me the other day that you went out on the piss and he

he did let's cut that out of the shot he doesn't know that I know he didn't realize just bleep him I didn't make a clear that's all right yeah well

So you've seen that and you've gone I fancy a bit more of this let's drink earlier in the day let's have Oh, good God. Well, we'll see how that one pans out. We'll see how Monday.

Do you hear the bus stop? We'll do. Bye-ta. The Luke and Pete Show is a stack production and part of the ACAST creator network.