The Luke and Pete Show - Don’t blame the atomic wedgie

Episode Date: January 26, 2023

What do you eat at the cinema? Popcorn? Nachos? Maybe a hot dog? Well, if you’re Pete Donaldson you eat a fish sandwich… of course!As well as discovering that on today’s show, we also call out the news outlet that tried to claim the atomic wedgie was the cause of a terrible crime. Luke then relives his youth as he teaches Pete all about infamous playground punishments.What playground punishments existed at your school? Email: [e-mail] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

watch are you pigs it's the look a bit sure i'm pete donaldson how you doing i'm doing very well i'm very well thank you you look like an absolute rapscallion today i do not look like a rapscallion. I was, a few days ago, there was a little kind of Dickensian urchin who kicked Ramsdale, the Arsenal keeper, in the back at the Spurs, Arsenal, Northam and Derby. And I thought, look, if he can dress like a Dickensian rapscallion,

I can dress like a modern rapscallion. No, you look like a cross between the kind of keyboard player in a mid-2000s indie band and a bin man an actual bin man yeah that's a bin man i think i look like i what i'd need for a bin man look i'd need like a lovely high-vis jacket i think i think i think you you've got you've got lovely high-vis jacket I think I think you've got a high-vis jacket hanging on the hook

just out of the camera shot and that'll complete the look and I think what's happened here is we've talked about bin men quite a lot over the last few weeks and you've started to take it very very seriously

but listen if I sound a little bit odd today it's because I put my back out yesterday oh no the tall men's crime I know the tall men's issue, isn't it? That's one of the first things I thought of when it happened.

Yeah. The first thing I thought of when it happened was that, oh, God, Pete's going to fucking well say it's because I'm tall. It is. It is. You know it is. That's the issue. You do so well on your Tinder.

You do so well with the girls. But when you get to later life you'll be in a situation where you've uh you're back neither of those things have happened i know right so i'm getting the shitty end of the stick yeah and um no no no good side what happened was i was just moving some books from one room to another right and it's the old the kind of arrogant man's disease where you're like i could probably lift that that's fine and i could probably extend that box over the end of the table and lean with it i couldn't do either of those things no i'm so sorry and now i basically fast forward about six or seven hours and i was waking up woke

up at like three in the morning in agony had to kind of crawl find my way to the bathroom and get a couple of ibuprofen and uh try and get back to sleep it's been a disaster i'm so sorry like ibuprofen such a um a wonder drug that everybody reaches for but i think with back injuries and back pain you need something stronger you need to go straight to the um have you got any tramadol have you got any tramadol you got me downers i don't i don't want any sores i don't want to get to i don't want to because the thing is i thing is, I hardly ever take pain-killing medication. So when I do take it, it's actually pretty effective. Right.

Oh, so you're like Bruce Lee. If you have one paracetamol, it kills you. Yeah, you're sub-fewer. That's not what happened to Bruce Lee. That's what happened. Enjoy the triads. So what's with the beanie hat today then, mate? It's just cold, isn't it?

It's just blooming cold. So I thought, well, look, I'm not going to overdress court-wise, but I'll just put a little hat on. Because I spend most of my time on different kinds of trains, which do have air conditioning. So I just need basically the walk from my house to the train station. It's cold, isn't it? Minus four.

But you're in the studio. You're not going to get cold in the studio, mate. It's nice and warm in there. You won't in the studio you're gonna get cold in the studio mate it's nice and warm in there you won't feel the benefit that hat once you leave the house again yeah exactly that's true that's true have you ever put your back out no i've i've i've i'm always lifting with my leg uh sorry yeah always with my back i'm always um sometimes something i'll go ping in it and i'll go that's if i was a taller man like that would kill me i'd be out i'd be on blocks for weeks but because i'm a short man i go he he he i don't understand i'm so compact so you're saying that i've got my spines under a lot of pressure because i'm so tall is that what you're saying yeah they're just kind of it's a

different physicality you shouldn't be that tall you're not we're not designed for that we've only got certain you need more bones in your spine but the tall men they just have like there's just issues with with the compression of the how heavy your big old head is and it kind of like crushes the uh the vertebrae in your back it's just it's we're not designed to be that tall luke oh my head is so big honestly so this is even before i did my back my head is so big i do sometimes get to the end of the day and think, I can't wait to give the neck a rest. Because I can feel the weight of my head. Just wear a little neck brace. Like compressing my neck and spine. In the house. I actually thought about that this morning. I thought, you know what

I could bloody well do with? You're obsessed. One of those things that Christopher Moltisanti's always wearing in The Soprano. Exactly. You're obsessed with head size, though. Every time we go for a meeting with somebody, you're always pointing out how big or small their head is. I think you're some kind of...

If you were like a Victorian surgeon, I think people would be checking out how many corpses you defiled. I've got an internal mechanism, like measurement mechanism in my mind. If the head is too much bigger or too much smaller than that, I can't concentrate on anything else. No. Because you have to look at people's faces all the time.

There's no getting away from it. Why is Mount Rushmore talking to me? There was a geezer once in a meeting. I'm not going to say the company. I don't remember his name, so I can't say his name. Right. And it's me, you and John in the meeting. And he had obviously had a small head anyway,

and then what happened was he had worked out a lot, so his body was even bigger right okay and i couldn't think of anything else he looked perfectly normal do you remember the guy i'm talking about i do how do you remember because i was talking about it afterwards uh what i remember no i remember i remember who you mean yeah definitely remember who you remember how who i mean you must agree with me no i don't because i don't think he does he has a perfectly proportional uh body even working out he looks but i haven't named him so how do you know who i'm talking about i do know who you're talking about i just do okay let's not because i talked about it a lot of the time is that what you said

yeah you're right and we said and we said luke you're way out of line on this one not got a big or small head by the way can I just say for our listeners, I didn't say it in front of him. That's why the meeting was wholly unsuccessful. They didn't have to stage a good man as intervention. It was way afterwards. How many times has somebody had to do a good man as intervention on you?

Well, I told you before that I was once at a wedding where the best man was so rude that the father of the bride or the groom, because obviously he was standing up, the father of the bride or the groom tugged his trouser leg and just said, I think we've all had enough now. I think we've all had enough now. It's awful. And he just sat down and started clapping. So that's probably the closest I've seen to a good manners intervention. Right, okay. him so that's that's probably the closest i've seen to a good manners intervention right okay although obviously my mum's like giving me a clip before probably for saying stupid shit when i was

younger but as you can as any regular listener to this show will um well we'll be able to attest i mean it's probably not not that much of a leap is it of the imagination no and and would there be any sort of particular punishment if someone if someone bad-mouthed you at your wedding? Is there a particular punishment you'd dole out to them? I'd probably get way over the top offended for a bit. Right. Because that's kind of what I'm like. It's at your wedding, isn't it?

I'm very emotionally led, so I would probably get upset. But I was just trying to think, and my wedding a very small affair and it was it was very lovely there was no there were no issues at all apart from the fact that my my immediate family were almost late because i got stuck in the snow right you wouldn't you wouldn't think you wouldn't um think about maybe giving someone uh an atomic wedgie as i saw this story it's a brilliant story tell everyone about it it's so good i mean it ends with with the death of a man but i mean if you're going to go you may as well go in a spectacular you're in a safe space

people know that people know what side we're on generally people know what side we're on a man has admitted killing his stepfather

by an atomic wedgie are you familiar with what an atomic we don't really do a lot of wedgies in England do we like an atomic wedgie

is a like proper like it's it's disproportionate force isn't it really so my understanding and you can put me right if i'm wrong here my understanding was the wedgie you grab the pants you pull them up so it gives people a chafing the bum yeah and then the atomic wedges when it goes so high it goes over their head is that right i think so yeah yeah because i saw why you've got so much gusset why you've got so much gusset um fabric on offer to be able to sort of stretch it over the top of your head i mean wow but do you still wear really big baggy 90s boxer shorts pete no no they're sort of tight i'd love to see you with never just that hat carrying a bit over your shoulder because I'm kind of

in between a 30 and a 32 waist at the moment and 32s are just way too big and 30s are just way too small so I'm in fucking

no man's land so my trousers are either too tight or they're too fucking baggy so they're 99 times out of 100 these days they're just falling down

over my and I don't have a bum to protect me so if I was wearing a butt plug or a thong or tanga briefs, I would very much... Everyone would know what business I was up to.

Are you wearing a butt plug now? I'm not wearing a butt plug now. Is it a My Little Pony tail one? If only I was yesterday when I played 11-a-side football and I genuinely thought three or four times during the match that I was going to poo my crackers.

I was like, how has this happened? Because I didn't eat anything dodgy. I just had a fish sandwich at the cinema. Hang on a minute. Which is a weird sentence. That's not a sentence anyone's ever said before. Do you feel okay? Yeah, I had a fish sandwich at the cinema. What does that mean? It's a fucking euphemism. That's not a sentence anyone's ever said before. Do you feel okay? Yeah, I had a fish sandwich at the cinema.

What does that mean? It's a fucking euphemism. That's not a meal. I had a fish sandwich at the cinema. It's one of those fancy cinemas where you can have beer and wine. A fish finger sandwich, you mean? No, it was like a kind of fish patty sort of thing. It was like a fillet of fish.

More like a fillet of fish than anything else. And it was very nice. But I had to eat it. And then I sort of remembered from Aldi, I'd bought an entire bag of licorice, but it wasn't normal licorice. It was sugar-free licorice. Now that's a double attack in anyone's bowels, isn't it, really?

You've got the sugar-free stuff that makes you shit your pants, and it's got the licorice that makes you shit your pants. I was absolutely going to town on myself. And so you run around basically holding it in? Oh, it was, yeah, it was like, I was thinking,

am I nervous to play this game? Is that what's going on? Am I nervous? That's the third whammy. The nerves crippling there. So Pete, can I just ask

a quick thought exercise? Would it have been more embarrassing for you to shat yourself in the game like Gary Lineker? Or Would it have been more embarrassing for you to shat yourself in the game like Gary Lineker? Or would it have been more embarrassing for you afterwards in the changing room to reveal that you were wearing a butt plug while playing? Ooh.

Well, I don't really know the lads, to be honest. I think pulling down my crackers to reveal a beautiful bejeweled butt plug. Because I'd insist on bejeweling it. Yeah. Go hard or go home. I think that would be I think it would be poor form for anyone to see your anus.

Yeah, but I mean most people will have a shower after exercise, won't they? Not me, I just go home. I'm just saying it's a general rule, it's a thought experiment. Would you prefer to have been known as shit your pants Peter or butt plug Peter?

Yeah, definitely shit Your Pants Peter. It's more common or garden, isn't it? It's more common or garden, isn't it? And if people saw you playing football and you had a butt plug in, they wouldn't think, oh, he's all right. He's got a triple whammy of nerves, licorice and sugar-free food. Yeah. And it's a practical solution, they think, pervert.

Yeah, exactly. But if he does Cruyff turn, it will pop out imagine that, imagine you're in on goal you Cruyff turn the defender to go in on goal you go round the keeper and as you stretch to slide the ball home, the butt plug falls out of your shorts

Hal Robson can't know everyone people won't remember the goal would they instead of joining you at the celebration. It's like medical machinery fell out of his shop. They'll be standing around the butt plug on the floor. Yeah. A man has admitted killing his stepfather by an atomic wedgie. Yeah.

Bradley Davis got into a fight with Denver St. Clair. Excellent names, everyone. Great names. Excellent, great names. After it is believed that the latter bad-mouthed Davis at a house in Oklahoma. An affidavit described how he grabbed St. Clair's underwear and gave him an atomic wedgie.

Davis allegedly pulled the elastic waistband of St. Clair's underwear over his head and around his neck. So he died by strangulation then? He died by strangulation. He was strangled? Yeah. It seems like, I don't know how you sort of, I don't know how you sort of like do that and then walk away and you've strangled a man. I think it's disrespectful to the dead to call that an atomic wedgie. Exactly. Well,

yes, it is massively, but I'd also say like, it's kind of, it's over. You've strangled a man with his own pants. Yeah. His own pant.

And you did, would you not at least stick around for a minute to admire your um your your work your fine work yeah i mean i think to be honest i'm disappointed in the story i mean our friend gavin sent it in so thank you to gavin i'll listen to him just for sending it in so i'm disappointed so what one is that if you if you run with the headline man kills another man by atomic wedgie i want the actual act of the wedgie to be the killer. This is just strangulation by pants. Well,

it's all part of the same. What are you saying? That like, if you were, if you were a, um, if you're a lawyer in the, in the,

with your, with your, um, briefcase and you open it up and you just went, it was not the atomic wedgie that killed him. It was his pants. Like, kind of like the,

the gun isn't an evil, the gun isn't, you're basically saying the gun is the thing that killed the person rather than the person. Let's make this very clear. If I was a lawyer,

these are exactly the kind of cases I'd be working on. Only pants related problems. That's the level I would be at. Yeah.

I would also like to add that, you know, when the Comanche ruled Oklahoma, no, this stuff was happening. It was common or garden scalpings. level i would be at yeah i would also like to add that you know when the comanche ruled oklahoma no this stuff was happening it was common or garden scalpings that's what it was and if you and if you were a member of the comanche community you would probably have um i don't know tomahawk is what you call them to to chop the chop the pants down i suppose so

you'd be all right they're not mucking about about they're not pissing about they probably wouldn't I mean they wouldn't even be wearing they wouldn't have even worn underwear themselves no so they could have got angry with the underwear

as an unfamiliar kind of thing just wall-to-wall butt plugs a lot of them yeah tomahawk butt plugs but all I'm saying is you know if you are

going to run with that headline it has to be the wedgie that killed him what he's done is essentially strangled him to death with a pair of pants that the guy would happen to be still wearing is basically the more accurate way of putting it.

And I would say this, that the wedgie was one of the holy triumvirate of playground attacks at my senior school along with the peanut of the tie and the postie, right? along with the peanut of the tie.

Yeah, okay. And the postie, right? What's the postie? I'll tell you that in a minute because that's more horrific. So the atomic wedgie came along after my time. The wedgie was just a wedgie. I'm presuming the atomic wedgie is when it goes up over the head. The atomic peanutting of the tie was when you peanut the tie so hard and so small

that it caused the kipper to come off. Right. Okay. Yeah. That would what you pull it so hard that the end of the tie

just pops off. Yeah. Like a little nuclear explosion. Basically, it got so atomically small the atom split and the kipper fell off. Just absolutely

fired off the end of the tie tell people listening to this show who may not know what a peanut is what a peanut is it's just when you pull a um a tie not very very small until it's the size of a peanut and it's impossible to get off and i remember i remember my mom being really pissed off at me once because i came home from school and the tie had been peanut yeah and um so I couldn't get it off my neck. And so my mum wasn't able to undo it with a knitting needle. She should not have been waving a knitting needle around my throat. That's going to compound the problem, isn't it?

Yeah. And then my dad had to come home and do it. And my dad actually managed to do it, I think just with his nails maybe, but he's obviously a far stronger man uh than me and a bigger boy if you like and it was it was fine but what happened was the tie had been tied so tight like the kinks in the tie meant the tie was never the same and i actually had to get a new tie and then the posty was when so this was this was kind of a bit more brutal and it did how i definitely saw this happening once or twice they would pick people up so they were horizontal

so it took about four people to do it they would pull their legs apart and run them ram them their balls into a lamppost oh lordy

I mean that's I mean that that takes a lot of people to do that though doesn't it that takes a lot of people to perform that particular trick four I would say

but I've definitely seen I've definitely seen a postie attempt, and then the person who was the postie, if you like, has turned into basically the Incredible Hulk and fought them all off. And I also saw, speaking of, we're on the subject of basically what is essentially bullying. I also saw one person give another person two dead arms and two dead legs on the way home from school once.

So they just flopped on like a snake? Yeah, they were just lying on the floor, like writhing. The 90s. That was the 90s. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, exactly. Did you have post-Ians up in Hartlepool now? I don't remember anything being so callous and violent and involved.

I mean, it just seems like a lot of hard work to just, I mean, just put you in the ghoulies. Did people used to put people in those big bins as well? We didn't really have big bins back in the day. I don't even remember like a proper dustbin. I think we used to put the black s bins back in the day. I don't even remember like a... I don't even remember like a proper dust bin. I think we used to put the black sacks out in the street. Really? Again, we've sashayed into bin man chat every single week with you.

I reckon you could do a week on the bins with that outfit. With that outfit, yeah. If you sort of blend it in. Yeah, HQ sent me down. You don't seem to know what we're doing. You don't even know what all the buttons do. HQ sent me down because you couldn't get it done. Or the bins.

They said you need more bodies, mate. Do you reckon you could do the bins or would it be too hard? I'm not at my back at the moment. I couldn't do the bins at the moment. Well, you don't have to like... In our street, there's an organiser who... He's like a scout. He runs up in front of the bins

30 seconds up the road and he sort of basically sorts all of the bins into one big bin pile. Yeah. And then the bin men come round and chuck him in because it's not like

a solo bin sort of situation where we are because I'm not really sure why there isn't but I just don't think people have access to them. The best part of the job would be riding on the back of the lorry. Yeah, exactly.

Can they still do that? You never see anybody do that anymore. I saw a rag and bone man quite recently, but he wasn't really shouting rag and bone. He was just honking his horn. Ring a bell where my parents are from. Ring a bell. Rag and bone.

Used to shout with a little horse. I only get a guy knocking on the door every so often asking if I want to buy any fresh fish. I told you that before. Yes, the fish man. Let's have a break and clean our butt plugs. And then when we come back, we'll do batteries, will we? Yes, please.

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led by expert instructors on the Peloton app. Call yourself a runner. Peloton all access membership separate. Learn more at onepeloton.ca slash running. We're back with a look at Pete Shaw and it's time for us to talk all things batteries. If you found an interesting battery in a compartment, a vestibule, a little hole, we want to hear from you. Let us know what you found. Andy Form has got good form in Gielong in Victoria.

Hello, lads. Found these Dickie Power AAs when I opened up my son's favourite garbage truck toy. More bin chat! And immediately thought, they just have to be a new player. Please tell me it is so andy uh or is it andy form geelong or andy from geelong i think it might be andy from geelong yeah i think his name is andy wilson he probably didn't want anyone to know that but that i think

that's his name um i would say that um i mean his son's favorite garbage truck toy um has an absolutely rancid battery compartment. Absolutely covered in old battery acid. That's not good, is it? That's not safe. You're going to need to clean those contacts with some alcohol of some kind. But Dickie Power, 800 milliamp hours per AA battery. What have we got, Lukey Moore?

Seems like a new player to me. Yeah, so first of all, congratulations to you, Andy Moore seems like a new player to me yeah so first of all congratulations to you Andy it is a new player but I will just put this as an addendum to the entry which is that our friend Joshua Bavington Barr back in November of 2021

sent in a similarly powered same size Dickie Toys battery which looks almost exactly the same in every conceivable way apart from the fact it says dicky toys and not dicky power so there's obviously a variation on that yeah but nevertheless it's a new name it's a new player so he's in lovely lovely stuff um sean from whitley bay hello again lads i'm currently staying in a holiday rental in scarborough with my extended family to celebrate my dad's 80th birthday.

We've had a cold day being bossed about by my mam, the chief architect, whilst building a sandcastle, flying kites on the beach and wasting money in the arcades. Adam's family pinball was a particular cash vacuum. It's been a delight! Obviously the first thing I did upon arrival at the place was to whip off the back of the two tv remotes one was a disappointing pair of duracells in the first remote but the second held this bounty a pair of tcls in simplistic yet patriotic colors i've never seen the light before and hopeful you haven't too um yeah much love and festive wishes sean from whitley bay i mean tcl it looks like it looks like the sort of batteries a child would draw because they did the, they're white, they're red, and they've got a very simple logo. They don't seem to have any kind of ingredients listed on the back.

No. They're just really, to the point, TCL batteries. Are they a new player, Luke Moore, or not? They're not a new player, I'm afraid. Sean, you are the sixth person to send these batteries in, and you are the second, Sean, to do so. Alex Lee, Sean O'Brien Nick Crampton Joel Zahn Josh Williams and now Sean Hardy have all sent TCL batteries in going

all the way back to June of 2017 so not a new player although lovely to hear about your time in the amusement arcade my wife and I went to one of those in, I'm going to say, Torquay, maybe a year or so ago. And the wife I have access to had never been to one before. We got well into it to the point of where the guy had to ask us to leave. Because it was closed. It's good stuff. All right, then, finally for now, hi there, Luke and Pete. Please accept this offering.

This is from Matt. Keep the gear at work. Your podcast is epic, et cetera. Kind regards. Ford Alkaline. Built tough. Ford Alkaline. They are... Buy Ford. The Ford company. Ford Ford. Yeah, so I think... Now, this is difficult because it's a very

difficult word to search, the old Ford battery because obviously there's lots of really different reasons to write the word Ford in an email. So I think they are new players um the ford alkalines from our friend matt so i'm gonna say yes um but i've got a couple of points one is if you've sent a ford alkaline battery in before re-up it so we can check and secondly pete are you happy with a ford branding on a battery because you haven't been happy with some branding before.

They're not predominantly known for making batteries. So I thought I'd ask the question. I think if you're making, if it's like a promotional one, I think for like an NFL sort of team, you know for a fact that the NFL, the Green Bay Packers or whatever, don't have the capacity to create batteries out their bums. But you imagine that Ford probably has access to machining uh machines that uh that that that would um make batteries i'm probably wrong probably the exact same process has taken place but i'm just more comfortable with ford

being a thing that creates things that might need batteries okay so we're good with that yeah we're good with that so ultimately that's just two out of two out of three we're still ticking along we're still chuntering along with batteries. It's an amazing thing. It really is an amazing thing. I'd love to see a full database of exactly how many brands of batteries we've inducted into our legendary Hall of Fame. It's got to be quite a few by now, Peter. Yeah, it's a real Hall of Fame.

It's a real look and picture Hall of Fame. You know when you leave the supermarket and there's like a big Perspex battery shaped tank full of old batteries. I just want to just chug it. Just absolutely just fucking pour it on your face so it feels good, wouldn't it?

Heavy, unyielding. I never really see any interesting brands in that. I always walk past it on the way out of Sainsbury's. I've never seen any interesting... Normies, mate. Just fucking normies. They're not like fucking power conquistadors like us. They're like just fucking...

I'm going to put my Duracell... I don't trust anything apart from EverReady's. Piss off. They don't stray out of the norm off the beaten path like we do, mate. That's the problem. Absolutely disgraceful. Have you got anything else to add, Peter, or are we going to dash out of here? Let's dash out of here.

We've got places to be. I've got to get back on the bin round. I've only stopped off for a bit. By the way, before we go, do you reckon they take free stuff, the bin men? Do you reckon they're allowed to? I think officially they're probably not allowed. I think the ones down the tip are allowed to do what they want. Like I said, they aren't allowed to take think the ones down the tip are allowed to do what they want like as in they're not

they aren't allowed to take stuff home but I bet they do I would I thought that they had to now give the good things to the charity they have to put it in the charity section

well there's always like there's always like book bins and stuff down at the tip next to the the hardcore I bet you're a big name and face down the tip aren't you

I was there putting a rug putting a rolled-up rug, Son's dead body, into the household bit. It's a bit of a shame, really. There was only a little patch that was kind of worn away. I was like, I've got to rescue it. Why did you take it to the tip, then?

Got a replacement. It's just one of those things where it's like, you know it's not going to get used for anything. No one's going to want it on a Facebook marketplace. Just get it down the tip and stop pissing about. Otherwise it will lie around there for months. Yeah. My neighbour, we popped down for a quick drink

and he gave me a... He went to, I think, Wisconsin or maybe Michigan or somewhere and he bought this horrific Christy Cross made out of shells. And he went, Pete, you'd like this. And I would like that. And I took it.

And now Sarah won't have it in the house. So anyone who's got a bit of tat in the street just gives it to me. Yeah, I like that he saw that and thought, yeah, Pete will like that. I'll bring it all the way home for him. He'll love that. It's pretty poor stuff. Pretty poor quality stuff to be honest. Pretty thin gruel.

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