The Luke and Pete Show - Don’t have a whinge, Poindexter

Episode Date: July 27, 2026

It’s a tech-heavy one today. Luke’s suckling on the teet of Apple’s Tim Cook, Pete’s bought yet another esoteric Chinese phone and together the guys have devised a breakthrough sleep-monitorin...g application. Stop moaning, user, you’ve had a great night’s kip.Elsewhere on yet another toasty Monday show: Pete’s been flouting the no-eating laws of the studio, Luke’s knackered from throwing his son about and robots have started beating each other up for human’s enjoyment.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's the Luca Pitcho. I am Pete Donaldson. I'm joined by Mr. Lukima on a lovely summer's day. We're in two different rooms. I'm fairly certain both rooms. If you stepped outside right now, Lukimo, you'd be able to witness the fitness of all of God's creations and indeed the burning ball of gas in the sky, the sun. All of them, all of the creations. All of the creations. I will not miss out on any of them, thank you very much. Which creations would you like to gaze upon the most? Don't say boobies, you sick. Well, I don't know what to say then. He gave his eyes to see them and lips that we might tell.
Starting point is 00:00:41 Listen, you were in the same room as me earlier, so you know exactly what it's like around you. I know, I know, yeah. What did we experience? What of God's creations did we experience in Stack Towers this week today, this afternoon? We, in the kitchen, there's a set of jars where they keep all of the little snacks.
Starting point is 00:01:01 You said that to me. As I walked out of the office earlier, to walk down to go out of the toilet, you were like, Joe, boy, listen, listen, you. Tell me what snacks are in the kitchen, will you? Tell me what snacks are in the kitchen? I'm starving. I didn't realize that the jars, basically, basically they've got these jars out in the kitchen.
Starting point is 00:01:19 You can have a little snack, snack every now and again. But they hide them in the cupboards. I didn't know they hid them in the cupboards. Yes, so the way the system works is, and Speller knows this because he can sniff out a free snack from 100 paces. The way it works. Do you see him with the bow buns last week? week. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They were making
Starting point is 00:01:36 bowbons in the, in reception and oh, he did partake. He's probably still eating them now. The way it works is they, the facilities guy who looks after the floor, at some point around lunchtime, he'll take the jars. Always three jars, two savory, one sweet, takes them out of the cupboard, puts them on the side for everyone to
Starting point is 00:01:59 indulge in. But if you know the cupboard, he keeps them in. It's not locked. No. So you fill your boots, big boy. So this week it's... Some sanitary. This week it was coconut rings, some dried mango, and I want to say some kind of salted rice crackers?
Starting point is 00:02:15 The thing about those kind of dried apple rings is that they sort of feel in your hand like human flesh, like old lady human flesh. And I don't care for them. I'm not sure how you would have experience on that level, though. What, you've never taken your grandma or granddad by the hand. But don't say flesh. You don't say to them, oh, thank you, grandmother.
Starting point is 00:02:41 I really appreciate feeling the heft of your flesh, do you? Your flesh, yeah. I guess by their very nature, grandmas don't. They're not particularly fleshy at that age, are they, I suppose. You don't deserve those things. I don't think you deserve those office snacks. What do you mean? I've been a really good boy.
Starting point is 00:02:58 I've done all the shows. No, but they're communal snacks, and I think you should, what's important. implicit within them is that you should be conversing with your fellow floor-dwelling colleague. Oh, fuck that. Yeah, you should know everybody's name. I don't think I haven't noticed that nonsense. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:03:12 What, taking an interest in people? Oh, hello, Jonathan. Hi, Sarah. Oh. None of them are called Jonathan or Sarah. Right. So. A very little, uh, I have very, I have very bad.
Starting point is 00:03:26 You can't use an example because you don't know anyone's name. I just, I don't know. People like to be, people like to be remembered, Peter. It's nice. to do. To be remembered. A nice thing to do. Can you tell me the names of anyone who works on the reception of our building?
Starting point is 00:03:39 Yes, I can. No, I can. I actually wrote one down. I wrote one down. Can you not name one of them? The thing is, I've changed, I changed my phone since then. So I'll never know. I'll just never know.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Well, you just make an effort. Then people, you'll find people. I did make an effort. I wrote it in my phone and then I got a new phone. It's not my fault, is it? You got another new phone and it broke. No, it broke my old phone, the old flappy phone. Oh, I tell you what, I like those new Samsung wide foldables.
Starting point is 00:04:11 They look great. I've got a new phone. Apple iPhone 17 Pro Max. Get off Tim Cook's Tate. I'm a basic bitch. I'm sucking on Tim Cook's tits. Like, honestly, I'm the most insatiable basic bitch when it comes to phones. I just say, give me the exact same phone I've got now with the.
Starting point is 00:04:32 the better battery. That's basically all I want. That's all anybody wants. What is there really left to improve on the old fallen system? I don't think there is, is there? But I couldn't back up my old phone because the port, the charging port, had broken.
Starting point is 00:04:45 So I had to back it up on ICloud by buying more eye cloud space, the backup up overnight. And the clock was ticking because I had to send the old phone back to get the deal that I was getting on the new phone. It was all very stressful. One point I was on the phone to Apple support. Was it not a bit of foof?
Starting point is 00:05:02 It was not a bit of crud, a little torn jammed. It still didn't work. Yeah, it still didn't work. I mean, that seems like a shame. You can't have out it for that long. That's a bit of a shame, isn't it? I'm still trying to find someone who can get me a replacement, Zhaumie screen.
Starting point is 00:05:17 The man round the corner, he was, he took me... Where are you getting these phones from? He took me deposit. He took me 40 quid deposit. He said, it'll be in next week. And then he rang me up and he said, I'm sorry, mate, this screen's becoming out. Very hard to come by.
Starting point is 00:05:29 And I've got a holiday next week, so I'll be back after that. I'll let you know, I might have to give you your blooming deposit back because the good people at Jaumee will not pronounce, will not give him any screens to replace the thing with. That's how nice you are. That's how what? That's how niche you are when it comes to the phone. Did you walk in and he just sucked through his teeth?
Starting point is 00:05:48 Oh, I haven't seen one of these before. You don't see one of these before. So, Xiaomi 17th, it's a, it's a joint venture between Xiaomi and the Laker company, so it's got a good camera on it. Do you not miss the iPhone, the sweet nectar of the iPhone? Uh, yeah, I do a little bit. It's, um, but I've moved over now. I've moved to go to Google Photos.
Starting point is 00:06:08 What the hell is my supposed to do? I'm not going to go back to Eye Cloud now with all of that nonsense. Go ahead. I can't sign-load my graphic adventures. I've been completely, um, induction out into the Apple way of life. That's the problem. I don't know how to use anything else. If someone, give us a PC in front of me, I have no idea what I'm doing.
Starting point is 00:06:23 There was a, there was a, um, there's somebody I know who had an Apple Watch on over the weekend. And I was like, sort of, you know, I've a little glance on, and it was basically just had his calories for the day and how many steps he'd take. And I was like, that's a bit stressful, isn't it? Yeah, the way I've actually says the same thing. I've got one that does steps, does workouts, does sleep. And I read a really interesting study recently that said that it's, it massively affects people psychologically to be told by a piece of tech,
Starting point is 00:06:51 first thing in the one that you've had a bad night's sleep. And the sleep and the sleep notifications and monitoring on Apple Watches aren't actually that accurate. they've been proven to not be that accurate at all. But what happens is you wake up, your watch recognizes you've woken up, it bang gives you a notification sometimes saying you've had a bad night's sleep. Yeah. And for a lot of people's psychological that, that can affect them for the rest of the day? Because they're telling themselves they're tired.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Yeah. It might even be true. You were tossing and turning for five whole minutes at 11pm. Yeah, I think what they could do, I think it would change the world if we got a bit of tech that secretly said to everyone every morning you've had a great night's sleep go and smash the day
Starting point is 00:07:34 it would make a massive difference to people because they'd like oh fucking hell brilliant okay I feel a bit tired but I must be talking shit I think I'm obviously fine don't have a whinge point Dexter just that don't have a winch point Dexter
Starting point is 00:07:44 you've had a great sleep is that what you'd put in the message all I heard was Z's last night all I heard was bloody Zs I had a terrible night's sleep last night because I got back from work and got to sleep at 2 a.m. You're on the trans
Starting point is 00:07:58 European Chattanooga Choochoo, aren't you? Yeah, you can't, I mean, can't call it that these days. What, the Chattanooga Choochooch? Can't call it trans Europe Express these days. I think you can, that is the correct word for it. It is. It is.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Danny Kelly's Trans-Europexpress, I was filling in here because he's been on Well, Bless him, and I'll do wish him all the best. But I didn't get home really to bed till two o'clock. Send him the money, then. Send him to my coffee. He does not need the money, for sure. But the... But the...
Starting point is 00:08:28 Send them the 50 pounds they gave you. Oh, someone's not worked at a talk sport before. Talk spot pays well. Because, I mean, it's just more of a job, in it. You've got to do stuff. It's talk radio, so it's actually effort. It's not like you. It's proper.
Starting point is 00:08:41 It's not like you. You can stick a bohemian rapsteer and I'm going to have a shower. Yeah, hard to defend that one. But anyway. I actually ran home once, remember. I don't remember. I was locked in your flat and you run home in the middle of fucking stay with a heaven and let me out.
Starting point is 00:08:55 Yeah. Seven minutes. Album version of stairway to heaven. Yeah, decent. I'll tell you what, let me tell you now, the stairs up to your flat were not a stairway to heaven. No. I can promise you that.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Anyway, I got home at, I got to sleep about two. My son woke up at 3.30 and even a wee. And then I was up again at 6.45. And I had to be out of the house by 8 to come to work again. So I'm not on great. I'm not on sparkling form today. No. Me neither, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:09:21 I thought I was, but then I just tried to mute myself, coughed. And when went, oh, when I thought I saw them. Just working with me make you realize you not on great form because I'm so good? You do tend to notice and steam roll when you see a little gap in the armor and you see a little pink bit of flesh and you just get your little short sword and just jam it right in there. Get me knob. Get me knob. Get me knob and thumb it right in there. By the way, speaking of doing talk radio, it's also different now at TalkSport because you've got your envision the whole time now.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Oh God, did you have to dress up nice? Are you wearing like a little referees top? I enjoyed it very much. I was just a little hoodie, but you have to... That's the first thing that they do say do not wear stripes on television because it fucks with the old CRTs. But the trick is that, you know, back in the obviously letting people behind the curtain when it comes to radio, you can do all sorts of hand gestures,
Starting point is 00:10:20 you can do talk back and all the rest of it. But when you have guests on now, you've got to be looking down the barrel to talk to them, otherwise it looks weird. And when they're speaking, you are sometimes in vision as well. So even if you want to do talk back, people can see your mouth move and you're not saying anything and you can't gesture...
Starting point is 00:10:40 Say again? Can you eat a yoghurt? Definitely not eat a yogurt. What were your top five snacks you would eat when you were on the radio back in the day? I was in the middle of SOHO for crying out loud. It's just delivering central. I was just getting, like, the stuff I would get,
Starting point is 00:10:53 I would get all after. Honestly, I had little terror. underneath eating all the scraps. It was brilliant. Turkey leg. Do you know that people should be let behind the curtain on this and say that when head of production
Starting point is 00:11:07 at Stack, Charlie put together the studio, he went to great pace to every single one of us that there's no eating in the studio. And the only person that's flagrantly ignored it over and over again is you. No, I start my eating in the corridor and then if people want me to do it. The other day you had a bowl of nuts
Starting point is 00:11:23 from the kitchen from the aforementioned kitchen. It makes it sound like I had a big ball of nuts and I had my face in him. The ball of nuts is like the size of a contact lens, and I was just having a little snack to keep my energy up. Could I just say, Brudo's put aside in the running on the saying, the other day he literally had a huge block of brown Scandinavian cheese.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Right. That was literally, Rory demanded, Rory said, can you bring, can you acquire some brown Scandinavian cheese? Because Vishad never tried it before. It seems unlikely.
Starting point is 00:11:55 It's, I tell you what's even more unlikely, trying to get someone 9am on a Sunday. Yeah, the day before that, Bruno says you had a beetroot salad. That was together, the Scandinavian cheese and the beetroot salad, it came together. It's all very scandy, isn't it? So it's on themes, Rick, it's a loophole.
Starting point is 00:12:13 It's a loophole in the law. Yeah. Could I put the little apple circles that are in the kitchen right now around my tongue and just slowly sort of like, when I'm talking? definitely wouldn't get at one round your gigantic appendage. Oh, you're talking about an appendage. It's just, you think it's funny.
Starting point is 00:12:34 It is funny. Bruno's cracking up. It is funny. I've only got myself to know I've got it out. It's, you know, it's my own fault when I used to get it out. Bruno, you won't know this right, but the genesis of your appendage is when you play that trick on Marcus, you've one of the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. It was, uh, I actually found another video of Marcus in my house.
Starting point is 00:12:55 it not a long ago and I thought I can't really cut it's a different time I can't really post it on the on the WhatsApp group but um Marcus is doing a voice over because you had to do because remember remember when uh sound used to fucking matter in podcasts and we used to uh to always matter to you boy to do you boy to doves
Starting point is 00:13:11 used to get under a dovet in my house to record it because the the walls were quite bare um and Marcus would do a little voiceover and then he stuck his head out and I was complete and in the time I'd got completely Billy Bullocks I was covering myself so you can
Starting point is 00:13:25 No, but you couldn't see anything. I was, he was underneath the blanket. It was in my house. Yeah, that was a different time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Different time. The one I'm talking about is the one that I've got the little still frame sticker for WhatsApp on. It doesn't show anything naughty, but like it's funny because it's of that time.
Starting point is 00:13:41 And it's when Newcastle got relegated. So you were standing behind a curtain. The whole conceit was Marcus would do a little rundown what the show was going to be. And then at the end he would say, Pete, come out. It's okay. And you would poke your head through the curtain and go, I don't want to come out. Because you're upset. Newcastle got relegated.
Starting point is 00:13:58 But obviously, whenever you do set pieces like that, you only really get 30 seconds or so before you get bored and do start doing something else. And behind that curtain unbeknownst to us, you got completely Billy Bullocks. And when he said, okay, okay, Pete, yeah, he wasn't even up.
Starting point is 00:14:12 It was a fucking communal studio. To be fair, it was shared by the Royal Society, the Blind, I think. They used to do the audio books there. So, it was, yeah. They couldn't see anything. You're fine. Nice.
Starting point is 00:14:24 nice tips where do you want the blind etc. Nice, yeah, good. Good job. I mean, that is, that's a good joke. That's the one of Sarah's favorite joke. It's a really good joke. And you jumps out of the,
Starting point is 00:14:36 from behind the curtain, flapping around. May I say, if I don't know if you how much you remember of it, but with some velocity as well. I mean, Marcus was shocked. He was like,
Starting point is 00:14:44 he didn't know what to do. I was, he didn't know whether to hit it or run. We used to have a rule if one of us had our penises out, you're allowed to hit. This is not good to be sharing this information.
Starting point is 00:14:54 it's all just look it was the OG crew we're all as bad as each other but from Marcus he's worse somehow weirdly and yeah it was the OG crew there's WS involved I'm not I'm not the worst
Starting point is 00:15:09 Who's the worst? What for what? For the stuff we're talking about It's you You used to be the worst And then I started getting involved And then Jim would And then he used to put on people's shoulders
Starting point is 00:15:22 Marcus didn't run or hit it I'll do anything with it really. He just sort of... He's not as awkward as you think is Marcus. He was just very confused. I think he thought it was funny after a while. But you have got a terrible track record for it.
Starting point is 00:15:40 I remember popping out of the studio to go to the office front door because someone was coming for a delivery when I came back with it somehow again, within like 15 seconds, you were totally naked. So I don't know that it's possible.
Starting point is 00:15:52 How is he become... You started it. I would never... I don't have got anything out if you hadn't started doing it. You always just to pop yours out. People who work in the theatre and are so used to these amazingly quick costume changes. You've just got so much practice. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:04 You're like when State has Quo wore that stuff with Velcro so they could rip it off to have the jeans and the t-shirt underneath. That's you, but all your clothes are Velcro. I once got like a little bit. I was in Texas with a friend and I'd got my, I'd got like a burger, like a kebab sort of box. And I'd put a little hole in it. I said, it's just cab. I'm all right. And it's just there in the box.
Starting point is 00:16:24 It was, it's really, really childish stuff, but it is fair to say you started at Lou. I don't think it is fair to say, I mean, because I used to be in the naked police at uni, which is a different thing. Exactly. Different things. A market, a different, used to bring it up, used to bring it up all the time. Right. But like I said, it was a different time. It was a different time. Different time. You can't judge us on today's standard. Sex problems. I saw a real. It's not a sex problems, isn't it. It's not sexy, is it? It's not, the point of it isn't to be sexy or to make it a sexual thing. Shock your Your friends. Close friends.
Starting point is 00:16:57 Exactly. Carry on. Yes, officer. Yes, naked policeman. I saw a real furry on the train. Did you really? Like, not a full-on, like, fucking, not a full-on, like, big sort of, like,
Starting point is 00:17:14 mascot wolf's head or anything like that. But it was a lad, very tall. And I was like, fair player. Like, he didn't really sort of care. He had, like, a sort of, he had a bag full of odds and sod. and he got this big sort of he had sort of
Starting point is 00:17:28 he sort of dressed to be like a skater but completely in black and he he got a big furry sort of tail that he basically he wrapped round like a belt
Starting point is 00:17:37 and then hung the back thing out of the back a little kind of sarong over the top of his trousers and then what did he do
Starting point is 00:17:46 oh yeah he sort of tied up his hair a little sort of sponge sort of thing and then he and then he sort of like put sort of catias in
Starting point is 00:17:54 Yeah. Where was he going, do you reckon? I don't know he's going to bloody London, Monty. He were going to bloody London, wouldn't he? We're in London, aren't we? We're in London, aren't we? And, yeah, he just got his little cat of his out, and then he took a selfie of himself going on like this,
Starting point is 00:18:11 which I didn't care for. I was on board until he did the selfie with him going on that. Remind people what a fair he is? Ah, it's just a Pootlew get, uh, feel. I think it is pretty sexual. Sexual freedom by dressing like a big, astute animal of whatever. They never go for turtles, that's all I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:18:29 They never go completely like, you know, they never paint the skin green. He does look like a turtle, that's fair. Anthropomorphic animals, right, to make, they think it's sexy. Like the Carbreeze caramel bunny. Right. Is that, yeah, that's, yeah, a fur sauna.
Starting point is 00:18:46 I believe they're called. That's what they call. They chose their first saunals. So what's, so that's what gets people, certain people going, right? I guess so. I just wondered to where he was gone, really.
Starting point is 00:18:58 But I was trying to get in, I was trying to look into his bag what else other things he had like because he must have had, because that was, if that's his train stuff, maybe when he gets to where all of the other furries are, he'd have other stuff going on.
Starting point is 00:19:07 But I got to a wee grind. Yeah, I think if I was a furry, I'd get changed there. I'd want changing rooms. Changed rooms that the furry can make. I'm not, I'm not travelling in like that, you know. I mean, I guess it was, I mean, I guess it was a Friday,
Starting point is 00:19:20 so it could have been, is there that Japan fucking Xero? or something on at the Earl's Court where people just piss them out in costumes and stuff? I would, I should know, I shouldn't I really. You would know. Yeah, I think maybe it's something to do with that. If it's not being a furry,
Starting point is 00:19:35 what is it that gets you going, Peter? I don't know. I'm sat right in front and just seeing my camera lens. I can see the reflection of literally a gorilla head costume. So I could be, Kemanito, the gorilla. I thought that was Microman or Microman? Microman's the son
Starting point is 00:19:57 and the Holy Spirit the dad is is Kiminito the gorilla he's not very well now for obvious reasons his whole life has been kicked off things
Starting point is 00:20:07 but he he cuts about in a little I'm saying that in the doctor he cuts around the wheelchair I've spent the whole life being kicked off things
Starting point is 00:20:17 and so the blue so basically it's a blue gorilla with a yellow face and it's very iconic because there's a famous giff of him being kicked off by a luchidore, kicked off the ring and into some barriers. It's pretty horrific.
Starting point is 00:20:29 But he survived it, and that's kind of his thing. But the blue sort of fabric that they've used for the fur on his wheelchair, he's basically wrapped that fur around his wheelchair. So it's like little legs. His little legs are really thin, but it's basically just his wheelchair. What a fascinating life that man's lived. Yeah, I mean, he's probably in a lot of constant pain now, is he? It probably is, but I imagine the
Starting point is 00:20:54 because of a short stature, the drugs are cheaper. By the way, speaking of fighting, I've got a question for you. Have you seen this like, do you have a naked scrap? Have you seen this humanoid robot fighting league in China?
Starting point is 00:21:12 I've seen some of it, yeah. Right now. Yes. Bruno included some of this in the running order and I watched a bit of it. And the reason I've not paid this much attention in the past is because I automatically assumed it was
Starting point is 00:21:25 AI. Is it not? Is it real? It would be a weird thing to make out of AI I think when you've got the... But the robots are actually fighting, yeah? Because I saw one of them kick another one's head off. Yeah, I mean, their head shouldn't come up. I mean, I guess
Starting point is 00:21:40 there's no reason why the head shouldn't come off because that's probably not where the processing's happening. Where would you put the... I'd put... Yeah. It's just, they do like mad kicks and then they sort of get up so quickly, don't they? Yeah. And the other thing is that I noticed that these ones that I saw fighting in Shenzhen in China,
Starting point is 00:21:58 their T-800, the name of the model is a T-800, which is basically the Terminator model in Terminator. They're not even trying to hide it now. Yeah. For computers, though, they do seem quite, it does seem quite, they don't seem quite, they don't seem quite good at fainting. Do you know what I mean? They like dance at the end, though.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Once they win, they do dances. They do a little dance. There's an amazing one where this one goes like a proper, like, roundhouse kicking. and kicks one of the other one's heads off. Nice. And then... They mainly spend their time sort of doing a little hook.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Little hook guys, don't they? Little hook, hook their legs a lot more, which I think they're... Getting them on the ground is like the easiest way to really damage them, it seems. I just think it's so...
Starting point is 00:22:37 The other day on film four, I Robot was on. And it's getting a lot more uncomfortable to watch than it was back in the day when it came out. I enjoyed it. It was quite a fun movie.
Starting point is 00:22:51 And it was like, like proper Will Smith's like film star stuff before he went mental. And I say that. I think he's probably always been mental, but he's really good in that movie. And now it's much harder to watch because it seems so much more likely. Yeah. I mean, it's, would you, I mean, if you, surely it's more ethical to watch two computers kick each other's heads off rather than watch UFC, for example.
Starting point is 00:23:14 I don't think there's anything ethical about making robots do shit that human beings have done. What do you mean? What do you mean it's ethical? Like as in, yeah, but like, you're not damaging people. Who, what's the point of it then? What's the point of the jeopardy of it? Well, the jeopardy is like, yeah, it's like Formula One, isn't it? The best cars and stuff, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:23:31 No, but there's no, by definition, there's no discipline, there's no bravery, there's no fighting against diversity, there's no comebacks, there's no emotional connection, there's no human story behind either of the fighters. I mean, it's literally pointless. But I told you the other day when there's... You may as well just watch two, like, uh, I'd quite like you see those robots that you see on like car assembly plants
Starting point is 00:23:54 are smashing into each other like two giraffes. That'd be good. Probably can do that already. Probably could do that already. But you know, the other week when we was talking about those robots running the marathon, like what's the point?
Starting point is 00:24:06 Is it going to run... Or you might have just put a big sign up saying, is it going to run out of battery or not? Yes or no. Yes, it has. If it's not winning immediately, if it's not winning the whole thing immediately, then you've, like, what is that about exactly?
Starting point is 00:24:19 Also, when one of the robots fell over in the marathon, they gave him a stretcher. What's the point? Oh, I love that. Big fan of that. Some people, some people ran on with a stretcher. It should be the other way round. It should be humans running it and robots having the stretcher. You don't need to give a stretcher to a robot. It doesn't make any sense. Speaking of, you just pick it over by the, by the net, couldn't you? And just shove it in the car. Just kick it off the fucking track. Kick it off. There's a, I was speaking of damaging, doing wild moves and damaging each other. I was at the trampoline park over the weekend with my daughter
Starting point is 00:24:55 and I saw a dad do like a back might mean a front flip actually but I think backflict sound more interesting than frontflip but he did an entire front flip he was wearing a little knee brace and then later on I saw him like really grabbing all of his knee like he's really hurt it yeah it's like it's tempted to do that stuff because you get basically what happens is
Starting point is 00:25:19 you get too proud and bold Well, and also you get put in environments that you used to play in when you were younger. And you're like, oh, this is really fun and my son's loving it, so I want to do it as well. And he's actively goading me to do it in my son's game. My son's like, Daddy,
Starting point is 00:25:34 let's go upstairs and I want you to throw me as high as you can on to the bed. I'm not going to do that because I'm dangerous, but I will throw you up a bit. And he's like, again, again, and after a while you start thinking, yeah, he weighs 22 kilos. Like, I can't keep throwing a 22-year- Kido weight over and over again. I'm at 45 years old.
Starting point is 00:25:53 I've already walked back from the park with him on my shoulders. I've compressed my spine as much as I can for one day. When does shoulders stop? Because I'm just done with that. I was still putting my niece on my shoulders when she was like eight years old, mate. Right, yeah. I mean, that's an astonishing height. That's a real advantage, I would say, for peering over things.
Starting point is 00:26:12 I was doing this thing where my daughter would, like, grab all to my, from behind, sort of grab old round my neck, and I'd sort of go, like pull it over the top and then so catch you're a big exercise that she never gets bored of it no they never get bored of that stuff I did like 25 of them never gets bored of it my son like
Starting point is 00:26:32 bosses me around now to like a ridiculous level like the other day he walked in and I sat down and I asked him something and he was watching TV and he went Daddy I've already told you not to do that I'm like all right did you ask me what's going on that's all I care of I just said I just said it goes go
Starting point is 00:26:50 Go outside now. Yeah, I get a lot of that as well. Go away. But like bossy is kind of, it's quite gendered language, but there's no word that sums up the absolute, um, well,
Starting point is 00:27:00 you've got a daughter and I've got someone, they're both the same. Yeah, but it's kind of like bossy is just one of the, is there a word for, that I can use? So I've said, stop seeing so bossy.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Stop telling me what, stop telling us what to do. We're having a massive argument over the weekend about the correct pronunciation of the word ball, because she's a little cop, and she goes, bowl. And I go,
Starting point is 00:27:20 Ball. Bull. Would you like to have your accent? Presumably not. Well, I don't think my accent's strong enough to even sort of infringe. You know, like kids who've got parents who have, you know,
Starting point is 00:27:33 either non-English accents or, you know, regional accents and stuff. And they sometimes say some things a little bit differently to others. I don't think my accent's strong enough for her to, and she doesn't fucking listen to me, so that's important thing. Anyway, never mind.
Starting point is 00:27:49 All right, Peter, let's get out of it. here. I've had fun. Have you had fun? I've had a lot of fun. Yeah, I'm not really that happy about you talking about me getting naked all the time because I don't really think that was my thing. It's more your thing, really. It was both of our things. Let's not talk about both of our things anymore. All right, we'll be back on Thursday. Look after you. See you later. The Luke and Pete show is a stack production and part of the ACAST creator network.

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