The Luke and Pete Show - Drinking is the Abraham

Episode Date: March 16, 2026

Pete might have cracked the code to weight loss, everyone. But will the solution give him bad pumps? Only time will tell. Elsewhere on today’s episode, the guys reminisce/have flashbacks about the time Pete was rescued by a lifeguard named Abraham and Luke brings a meat shower to the table. Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: [e-mail]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You're the only person I know, and yes, I have waited for the recording to start to say this, who asks me a question, I answer it, and then you say, well, that's your opinion. Is it was correct? Was it your opinion or wasn't it? Or have you been gotten to by the Russians? How hard does it go? How high does it go? I'm trying to get my little background done, but I'm completely failed in that quest.

Goodbye. My background is quite simply a double-glazed but dirty window. My background is high learning. High learning and carbs. That's my background. I disagree. I agree with one of those. How you doing anyway?

What's going on? I'm a few kilograms down actually. Right. Down or lighter? Lighter, later. Because the way you said down is like, oh, fucking out, they're missing. I need to find them.

No, no, no. You sound 50 quid down. No, no, no. I'm a few pounds down because I've been, I've started a new diet where I eat apples. Right. And that's it. Just a lot of apples, yeah.

Bruno, can you mute yourself? Yeah, Bruno. Bruno. Jesus. You're saying Bruno. Say it. Yeah. Bray, if you want to get involved with the show, you put your mic up and start chatting sunshine.

Don't just sit in the cuck chair. Yeah. Don't just sit in the couch chair. Live. I think producers, producing by its very nature, creepy, voyeuristic. That's what it is. Boy, you're always just listening in writing your little notes, like some kind of fucking psychologist saying that you shouldn't have sex for your mom.

Unbelievable. What? Hello? What? What? That's what your therapist says. What's the movie where the gigs has got? Is it Jeremy Irons or is it Michael Douglas?

They've got like a little screen set up in a hotel. They're watching everyone. I was literally talking about that on the show, on the football ramble that we recorded earlier on today. I haven't heard it yet. You haven't yet, it's a sharty it was an early sharty

because things, things got on top of us. I listened to you on the yesterday show I thought you're very good Peter. Oh, thank you, darling. Because I'm not there

to intimidate you. Have you seen Roderries got a, Rodgers got a drawn? Yes. It's like this song, Janie's got a gun.

Rodry's got a drone. Rodry's got a drone. Shit. Drone with a gun on it. What's Cardiola gonna do? Classic. that. Good chutes. A really good tune. It's a shame. It's a problem, isn't it?

I was a problem. Who? You're still a problem if you don't, if you don't serve time for it, I think. Um, what? What? Hello? Hello, mother. I can't keep out of what you're talking about. Anyway, talk to me about just eating apples. How's that working for you? Where did you get the idea from? What's the latest? The Garden of Eden, not less. Uh, no, I just, are you drinking a Jack Danielson cork mixer?

Oh, a Pepsi. Who's it you are? A T. M. Punk. Unbelievable. Why on earth when I've been drinking a Jack Danielson Coke mixer in a cat? Listen, I hope if you thought I'd become like a functioning alcoholic, I hope you don't think so little of me that I'd be drinking that type of drink. The sort of stuff that, uh, who got in trouble for drinking it on a tube? Um, one of Corby's. Diane Abbott, wasn't it? Diane Abbott, yes, Diane Abbott.

All the usual's jumped on, didn't they? All the usual jumped on. I felt really bad for her because she'd obviously been working all week. She felt really tired. She cracks over one of those pre-mixed like gin and tonics. Everyone jumps on her back. Uh, no. And that's even worse.

on a crowded tube, I'll tell you what. No, a real shame. A real shame. But yeah, I've just been eating a lot of apples, a lot of bananas, not really been eating until like tea time. Right. Gives your bad pumps, that? Say again, it gives you bad pumps.

So I think not eating all day, then piling it on in the evening does give you bad pumps. Does it give you bad guttage? Bad bot bot, yeah. Do you found that? No, not really. There's a, in the very big, busy touristy streets of Kyoto, they sell cucumbers, pickle cucumbers on a stick, which are delicious.

But let's not forget, that's basically how Gurkins are made people. And I always find that because of Kyoto's hilly nature and people just eating a lot of cucumbers, farty cucumbers, they're blowing off left right and centre. So it's actually quite stinky because of people's bot-bots in my... It's like a real ale festival. Is it culturally significant to pump in public in Japan? man? What, is it like

sort of slurping your noodles it's absolutely fine and do it dropping a massive fart Yeah Some parts of China where they spit everywhere Yeah

You do find them like an airport Just gobbing on the floor So how's that allowed I'll do it If I do it It'd be an incident Yeah I mean it's quite mad to think

That if you're walking through Heathrow Terminal 5 And you're at the gate And you hop up a massive one Spit it on the floor People would be like I mean There's a good chance

Security would come over Yeah Can you stop doing that, yeah, but if you go to, I've seen it in like Shanghai airport and stuff, which is a massive international hub of transport, I've seen people just gobb on the floor. It's amazing.

Yeah, I've, my, um, cultural, cultural, though, isn't it? It's just culture, cultural, really different. My ex-girlfriend's brother flew to, I think, I want to say Beijing, and then travelled all the way back over land, just trains and stuff. It's a little adventure. Lovely. And he said, like, some of the train

carriages, but absolutely gross. It's people gobbing on the floor. Because it's not just, the People who need to gobb on the floor, they're generally chewing tobacco as well sometimes. Really? Okay, I didn't know, that was a thing. That's lovely and dark. Lovely and dark hue of a spit.

Are you ever to get on the old little tea bags? You ever got to get involved in those little tea bags you put in your mouth? What's it called snos? Is it snos? Or Zin? Zin. Zin, yes. Zin's like the American one, isn't it?

Every. No, I'm not. I told you before that I went to a Friendsgiving in Rural Connecticut at once. What's a Friendsgiving? It's like a Thanksgiving. It's like, so obviously Thanksgiving in the US, you see your family,

but Friendsgiving like the week before or whatever you're going to do your friends thing. Boozier. Yeah, kind of and everyone brings a dish. And it's like, anyway, but after that,

all the lads who I didn't know, it was my first ever kind of Friendsgiving experience. So it was all the, all of my wife's friends, partners and stuff. All right. They all went out and started chewing tobacco in the garden

after the, half of the meal. Lovely. Smashing stuff. Got a little spittoon, little dirty spittoon. Yeah, I mean, I had the lumberjack shirt, but I didn't have the, I think I might have tried it. I can't really remember it was like 10 years ago.

I might have tried it. Either way, I think it was disgusting, either secondarily or primarily. Luke just muted his mic so he could do a sneeze because he's a big snuff man these days. Don't that people are on the shirt? Have you tried snuff? That wasn't snuff. That was just pure cocaine. Pure cocaine.

Have you ever sort of tried, it's quite mentholie, a lot of snuffs. A lot of modern snuff. It's quite big a Scandinavia, isn't it? Yeah. It's good. It's probably a bit of a hunger suppressant if you want to just keep on your apples thing. Maybe you could do that all day. I mean, I think, what I'm doing is I'm building back better.

I'm going to get skinny. Then we'll start working out, and then I'll be building back better. Yeah, neither of those things will happen. Also, you know clavicular, the looks maxing guy. Oh, yeah, I'm also smashing my cheeks with the hammer as well. But doesn't he smoke a lot of methamphetamine to stop himself eating, so. Yeah, I mean, that's a... I mean, how little methamphetamine can you smoke and it not be a problem?

Because it always becomes a problem. Just get some as M-Pick. Think of your teeth. Just thinking your teeth. Think of your teeth for crying. So you know that, like, one of the biggest side effects of meth is that it dries your mouth out. And your mouth is like nature's way of keeping your mouth healthy, right? Right.

So part of the reason that they have really bad teeth, is because their saliva drives up, and they end up eating a lot of sweets to keep the saliva going. Oh my God. And obviously they're not, they're not fastidious about brushing their teeth, so their teeth fall out.

Yeah. And you think a looks, Max, and God, would be into the teeth thing. Yeah, but I think Americans, kind of, like, their basic level of teeth is really good, so they've got a lot higher to... Yeah, not meth addicts. I don't think meth addicts you can put into that umbrella.

Well, I mean, they opt out rather quickly, don't know, they just fall out. The teeth just leave them. Well, you reckon what you could do is pull your teeth out, do a little smoky smoke, put them back in. Yeah, exactly. Could you put them away, like people do with eggs and semen and stuff? Eggs, you mean freezing your eggs to be pregnant later?

Can you freeze your seat? I mean, semen is the delivery mechanism. I don't know if you need to do that, do you? No, well, I don't know. Your sperm sort of fluctuates, doesn't it? The amount of sperm you got in there. There's a new video game where you play a sperm. moment. I don't know. I mean, if we were going to go on a stats based situation, not had any

biological children, so probably quite in poor order, what might suggest. You don't have had it checked out? No, why? I mean, why? I just thought you might be interested. Yeah. Can you not just do it yourself? Like, with a child's microscope. I'm sperm max. I've smashed their little chip for hammers. Do you jelk hard all day and all night? Jelking. The Lus max, the sperm max and I do involves me giving them a little built up. heels on their shoes. Yeah. So they can get, well, I give that my sperm, sperm meth so that they are quicker, more live and

just more determined to get to where they need to be. Do you give them EPO as well so they can swim for a lot more further? Exactly. They got really, they got really big. Exactly. It's probably, is there some correlation of people who can't swim to the, how, to Loresperb camp or shitty sperm? Not sure, actually.

Shitty swimmers? Because like, I found out they've been swimming. So like maybe my swim, can he? Fish can't swim, or fish? Fish. That's a very different sentence. Vish, not fish. Vish.

Vish. Fish. Can't swim. Right. Does he, I mean, he went to good schooling. I know. I was surprised. Yeah.

He dropped out into a ramble episode every day. I said, I didn't know that. Yeah. I can't, I can get to where I need to be, but it takes a very long time and a lot of energy. Where do you, whenever you're swimming, where do you need to be? Well, exactly. That's what I mean. We already know what I were.

to do. Abraham, he's a good swimmer. The good swimmers in my life, my dad's pretty good. And Abraham, the life guy who said me in, are you really good at swimming? I'm pretty good, yeah. I've never seen you. My dad was a county swimmer.

Right, okay. Big, that, this, the big, it's because you got a big, big old wingspan, isn't it? That's like, that's right, it's all right. I just never got me breathing in, I've never got me breathing in, it's like running.

I can't be asked with... Have you named yourself on this recording an Arcader, by the way? Have you been playing... Yeah, because I started playing out of Raiders. Stop trying to confuse Max me in the middle of a fucking lapse for growing up loud. I'm a video game maugging you. You've been video game maugging me. I'll talk about that in a minute, but the thing with swimming is,

and I've always told you to swim because you've got asthma and it's good for asthmatics. The problem with swimming and being a good swimmer is it's very, very related to physical... aerobic fitness. Right. At the moment, my aerobic fitness is poor, so I wouldn't be to swim

for very long without getting knacket. But my technique is pretty good. And I think if your technique is poor, you get knackered so much quicker in swimming because you waste so much energy. I just like,

sort of go, if I'm in a hotel pool or something, and I'd just like going under the water and swimming under the water and then seeing how long my lungs will last. How long is it normally? Not very long. Not very long, to be honest, yeah.

So in my, in my pomp, I would be able to go and easily do like 50, 60 length. I'd say. Decent. That's really good, isn't it? Well done. A little breather here in there at the side.

Just the goggles and have a little bit of an intake of breath. But I'm doing this, I'm doing this, Pete, every time. Yeah, okay. That one. I'm putting the mouth out to breathe. Yeah. But that's the thing, it's the rhythm that I can't. I used to be able to do when I was a kid,

and I just, around the, along the way, I've just sort of, I don't know, I've just sort of muffed it up somehow. I think the concern I have is, if I'm in full flow and I'm swimming, quite well in a pool and people can just see my head in my arms like it's a little bit of my feet they'll think oh he's quite a good swimmer and then what they'll expect as I emerge out of the pool is not what they get right okay what you think he did they think this um this sort of grecian sort

of uh they think you i was like an athlete and i don't right i think it's probably quite disappointing experience for people to see me my dad my dad's quite a good swimmer and he's um he certainly was for a longest time and like a big fat block so it is it's It is tied to, maybe he's a little bit tied to buoyancy as well, so there you go. Your mum's really slim, though, isn't she? So maybe you got your mum slim to you, because you're not, you're not a big guy. No, but I've got my mom's nose, so I think that provides, that provides, probably provides a lot of stability in the water, because it sort of would act as a, what's the bottom of a ship with a little, fucking, the stick?

Rude, or was it? Keel, I guess, yeah. It would keep me on an even keel. So you'd use that almost as like a centre, like a centreboard kind of keel type thing. Yeah, like, like those, those, those, all those guys, those, well, those guys, that have, it's like a little mini surfboard that they stand on, like a little platform and it's a, it's like

a sort of panel, and then there's another one underneath, and they just sort of bob and sort of dolphin their way through and they can go really quick. I mean, who just come, that's a thing? Haven't they got motors on them? They've got motors, though, it's doing them with their bodies. Did they're called? Yeah, wavy

wavy guys. They just sort of they sort of go through, the weight sort of pushes down, which, I don't know, does something to the bloody platform underneath. And it's really magical. I imagine it takes a lot of low body strength and a lot of balance to keep it going.

Do you feel that home in the water? Well, in the same way that at any moment, I could find myself at the bottom of it. I mean, it's a home. Because you had a bit of trauma around the Abraham thing, didn't you? Yeah. To remind people what that was in case they joined recently, I don't remember?

I don't know. I nearly drowned in Costa Rica. Spanish for gold coast A lifeguard saved to be But when you see you need to drown Did you get caught in a rip and you couldn't get back in? Got caught in a rip I couldn't get back in But

But like that makes it sound like That makes it, couldn't see I was water It's too, too British to The tears were just mixed into the sea anyway So it wouldn't that? You can tell us if you cried But no but I would say like with the

A you don't have time to think about it But also it's kind of like the rip, being in a rip sounds like you're just being pushed out of water which feels serene but it wasn't it it was like I was being turned upside down by these you know 10 foot bloody waves. Horrible. How did you find yourself in that situation again?

Being cool. Just diving, diving through the diving through as many I was enjoying the sensation of jumping through swimming through massive waves and I did about four of them and I was like ah now see what I've done here is is I've gone way too far out and I just assume that the water would take me back.

So now I've got a lifelong fear of big waves, which I think is fine. Well, there won't be lifelong, with it? Because even if you live to 100, you've only developed that when you're about 42. So don't be 50% that you're right. Okay, so I've got, so I've done. So I guess I've only been scared of it for like, you know, 2% of my life.

That's fair. So far, yeah. I'll take that, yeah. If you've done that thing, so obviously I grew up near the sea and we used to do a lot of salient, a lot of body-pulling, or that kind of stuff. And if you've read, did you experience that thing which I've had before,

which is frightening. I had this at West Whittering Beach ones where when the tide turns there, it's quite fierce. And you get rolled through a wave. And momentarily, you don't know which way's up and which way's down. That's frightening.

Yeah, that's what's happened. That's what you happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's bad, isn't it? It was horrible. Yeah, I was just like, I just don't know, when is this going to end? Can we just stop this silliness, please?

Yeah. And Abraham just, did that, so Abraham noticed you were in trouble or did he, did you call for help? I did call for help, yeah. Can you do? Can you kind of reenact it for us? No, I want to go through my trauma. God, isn't that? It's cathartic.

Is it? For you? It's a lot of fun. Great content for the podcast. Me getting upset about nearly drowning. That's why we're here, Peter. They commenters, alive, allow you, or guts for garters again. They do anyway.

They do anyway. I'm trying to help you through a traumatic experience that you've never got part. It's the last person that would help me through a traumatic. experience. You are the traumatic experience. You are the waves. Who's that qualified then? Drinking is the Abraham. Yeah, yeah. The part that you have access to is wondering why every Friday evening, you reach for a big bottle and go, ah, Abraham. Abraham. I bet there is an Abraham booze. I bet there is a kind of thing. It's probably one of those Audi off-brand ones.

It'll be a wheat. It'll be like a wheat liquor of some sort. Yeah. All right, Peter, I'm sorry to make you relive that, I think it can be cathartic. That's fine. That's fine. Let's have a quick break. In the right hands. When we come back, I want to talk about a meat shower.

Okay. We're back with the Logan Peach Shore. Luke, there's apparently a big meat shower going to take place or has taken place. Well, I found this pretty interesting. So apparently, in 1876, which a hundred year anniversary of the Declaration of Independence of the United States, this did happen in the United States in Kentucky. So I don't know if it was anything to do with that. Probably a coincidence.

Yeah. But you never know. I mean, what? I just heard a bang from your microphone and I went, ooh. Oh, no, it's just me hitting this pop shield, which is so annoying. Ooh. You hit your pop shield. If I eventually move house, I hope of a better home recording setup.

I think it's still going to be stimied by the, is it stimmed or stymied? I always say stimmed. I would say stymied. Stymied. You're going to be stymied by your pop shield. You can build a beautiful palace to podcasting in your back garden. But I'm afraid the pop shield. Pop shield can only be as good as a pop shield.

True. I think maybe I'll just get a better pop shield. Yeah, okay, fair. You made me buy that for £13 off the internet once. That's what, that's what, it said it was a pop shield. It said it was a pop shield. We'll recommend it. And I think that looks pretty cracking.

It's a lovely yellow muff. A lovely yellow muff. It's literally just a piece of foam. Why is your, why are your, why are you, plosives, so plosives? Why are you, pu-p, pa-pah? I'm a passionate broadcaster, that's why. A passionate broadcaster. Remember in COVID, the Japanese, they closed on the country,

and they basically said that Japanese speakers don't transmit COVID because their plosives aren't as, pah, they marks ago. There's probably something in that, though. Pen, pen, I am thinking hop a pen. Is there something in that, do you reckon? Well, there's a woman on the news, and she had like a sort of tissue paper in front of her face, and she was going, pen!

This is how British people said, pen! And it was flying, and then when they were going, a pen, he's doing that. Brilliant. Anyway, meat showers. Meat showers. Yes, please. 1876, in Kentucky,

the Kentucky meat shower happened. It was on March the 3rd, so like a week or so ago, two weeks ago in 1876. basically this woman reported that she was out at the front of her house and it started raining big chunks of red meat for several minutes and she had no idea why

plenty of theories have been put forward but she said she was making soap on her porch and she saw a piece of meat fall from the sky She said she was 40 steps from her house When the meat began to fall to the ground She then was interviewed saying It was quote snowing meat And most of the piece of the meat

Were kind of two inches by two inches But there were a couple of bigger ones It looked like it was beef But two men tasted it Got two men in Yeah Yeah get a couple of fellas to taste this will you Yeah

And they said From taste it could be lamb or venison Not helpful Lamb of Venison, to me, are very different flavours. So I don't know who those men are, but they need to be much more... You need to be getting Jay Rayner, you know, preferably Tom Parker Bowles to do this kind of check to be sure. Anyway, the theory that have been put forward, the most viable one is... Can we speculate?

Yeah, go for it. A fetid carcass that has exploded and got into a tornado or something, I don't know. That doesn't seem to be... You know when whales explored? Yeah, I know that, yeah. I actually, I experienced a massive whale being washed up on the beach near where I lived in Hampshire. And they had to get rid of it quick because they were worried it's going to explode. Yeah.

And there have been instances of beached Wales exploding and it being bad. Yeah, people try and remember that one that they tried to explode and it went everywhere. What a mess. Yeah, exactly. There's a video on YouTube with that. Anyway, the leading theory that's been kind of most widely excessive. is vulture regurgitation. Oh, right, okay.

Nice. Okay, so the vultures been chowing it down and then it just suddenly decided to vomit all of the pieces at the same time, or was this a group vomiting? Well, apparently flocks of vultures are common in that part of the world, and they do vomit partially digested food when startled, and Scientific American said it was the most plausible explanation. I like it.

The only other thing is, you know, it could be, because have you seen that, this wouldn't happen because it was too long ago, but you've seen that thing about when, like, those planes that swooped down over lakes to pick out loads of water to put out forest fires, sometimes pick up fish, and once they're actually, once they apparently accidentally picked up a diver and just deposited them in a forest dead. And, and sort of landing in a forest, did he do? Yeah, he was dropped from like 300 feet In his diving gear Into the middle of a fucking forest Yes, he's on fire by the way It's hard to think about you could make sure he was more dead I don't know, I just think the flippers might catch

Or your oxygen tank might catch on a branch And you might be saved, you never know People have fallen out of bloody planes before and survived in forest That's why he's supposed to aim if you can Not on the water, too hard, doesn't compresses very well. You need to land on something snowy. So if I'm falling from a plane,

so if I find myself in a situation where I've fallen from a plane, what am I aiming for? Trees. A barn full of hay. A barn full of hay. A barn. Sorry, yes. Okay. Okay. Another plane.

You've got to land on another plane. Yeah, good. Because life is battlefield. Yeah. Anyway, so to commemorate the 150th anniversary of this meat rain, the county

of Barth, I think it's Bath County and Kentucky, they're kind of marking it by getting a plane to fly over the head of where it happened before and drop 1800 plastic wrapped beef sticks on an assembled crowd and you can all collect one as a moment of the event. I'd probably do that, I'd probably attend that if I was in the area.

Yeah, get yourself a little Slim Jim. Is it sponsored by Slim Jim? more of these kind of like some off-brand kind of... It feels to me like an excellent sponsorship opportunity. It does. Have you ever had a slim gin before? Yeah. Yeah, of course. It's like a pepper army, basically. It is like a pepper army, but they're not very nice.

The skin is too hard and snappy. And it's like... It's nowhere where it was greasy. It's 10 times as greasy. It's a million times as greasy. Oh, is it? I can't really remember. Jack Dean from Jack's Happy Hour. Yeah, I think you know what you're going to say, yeah.

Well, we'd better tell a Luca Pitchie audience in case they don't know. Jack used to come, obviously he had a show with us, and he's still a good friend of mine. He used to come into the show and to do his show and stuff, and he would do batch records, so he'd be there for quite a long time. So they'd get food in and stuff like that in the office. And I remember me and Katie, you produced it at the time sitting there. I mean, he pulls out a pepper army. You know, it's got the outer packaging and then the sheath, like the condom.

He's like eating the sheath, along with the pepperami. And I've said it before, and you can probably, you in this, but I would say that I am more than happy to get involved myself. Yeah, but he was like, I didn't even know you took it off. I've always eaten them. Yeah, but you don't, I think he just sucks on him afterwards, didn't he? No, he was eating it.

You don't eat that as well, that's crazy. That's what I was saying. He wasn't swallowing it. That would just be in his poo, like a dog eating a condom. Terrible. Awful business. Or you eating your dad's condom that time. My dad's a condom that time.

Oh, by the way, Bruno's told us that the urban, the diver story being dropped in the forest dead is an urban legend apparently, but we deal in urban legends as a current shield the show. You're always taken in by urban legends and AI artwork. Not AI artwork. You are all the time. I've kept my counsel on a lot of them. Well, tell me what's how to tell me the most recent I've got taken by. I don't seek to embarrass you. Well, no, because the forum you put it in has disappearing messages for all of our protection. Well, I, the problem I've got of AI artwork is you just always, if you look carefully enough, as I said to you before, you see a little monkey riding

the bike in it or something. Yeah. Okay. I just, they can never get air. The AI can resist generating sound completely weird in the middle of it. Yeah, they can never get hair right. I do like those kind of, is this AI on Reddit is quite funny because there's just a lot of like people who are saying, listen, my auntie is going out with this man

who's, she's never met in real life, etc, etc, etc. Yeah. And this is a picture of him, is this AI. And it's always AI. It's tragic that he's sort of like, you know, sets of people just seek to get money out of.

They're always going to find different ways of doing it. It's a terrible thing to do to people. but if it wasn't, if it wasn't done on the internet, it'll be blokes pretending to be builders, taking their life save. It's double glazing salesmen who are. Older men in cravats,

turning up with a little spivy mustache. Exactly. Love it. Another part who said to his personal assistant, to men like him, the building society books of women like you make for excellent reading. How can every line be fucking iconic?

There's not a wasted fucking letter in that script. Every single thing in it. Very good. It's so good. So yeah, look, the diver's story is an urban legend. I do appreciate the advice you've given me to, if I am finding myself falling out of a plane, to look for a barn.

A very limited time to make a calculation. I don't know. I just think the barn will eventually, like, I think going through a roof of a barn is a difficult one for me. It's a difficult one for me. Okay, an open barn. Why are you even bringing a barn into us? a pile of hair like

a Sussan's Creed If the water's moving Isn't it much easier To fall into? If the water So you said the water Is this like I mean if you fall into water

Yeah It's bad Because it's basically like hitting concrete Isn't it? Yeah But if the water's moving Is it not much more Is it much easier to fall into

Like when you're practicing diving For example They They bubble the water up Don't they? Do they? Yeah so if you're practicing diving Got a 10-meter diving board

When you first do it, they don't have steel water in case you muck it up and really hurt yourself. They bubble the water up. Is that that feels prohibitively expensive for, for example, a 1970s diver? Like, I don't know if I did it then, but I do it now. I don't know what I used to do. I mean, there's no such thing as health and safety back in the 70s, mate. How much air would you have to pump in to make it less?

It's just like a big jacuzzi, isn't it? More viscous, less viscous. What? It's just like a big jacuzzi. I just, you know, what, it should breaks the surface tension a bit so you don't. That's what I'm saying? Exactly that, yeah. I just didn't know the phrase surface tension, so I didn't say it.

That just feels like one of those things that you say. Well, Bruno type of me. Brunel type of an email. For the first time, for the first time we've had a very loud, actually, fact checker on the podcast. Something that, something that, Brunner's last interjection was that something about, is that language learning thing,

the duolingo, 42-disc streak or something now at the moment, this moment of time. Thank you very much. And I was thinking, the look at picture, if you start fact-checking this shit, we're going to be. No, we have a very, we have a very considered fact-check and process. It's basically, and listen to Olima, that's in four weeks' time. Turn this is wrong, and we won't address it.

And we may or may not read it. We may or may not read it. No one who uses duolingo that I've ever met can actually speak another language. It's completely pointless. See, signor. Right. Also, Bruno, Bruno went to Cambridge. So every time you say, he's like, he's like, bullshit.

That's bullshit. That's bullshit. Yeah. I would say We're at the University of Life though And that's the main thing Right Cheers lads

Cheers cheers Cheers cheers It's like fucking chat GPT Chat Gp Bruno Chat G Bruno T No Doesn't matter Let's get out of here

Call him Buff Because his name is I can't say his name But his initial spell BFB Buffb Right Nice

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