The Luke and Pete Show - Ducks vs peas

Episode Date: March 24, 2022

We’ve neglected our duty on the Luke and Pete Show. It’s been a month since the Winter Olympics and we still haven’t spoken about the man with the frozen penis. We can only apologise.That aside, Luke tells us about the infamous soda drinking black bear, Hank the Tank, and we watch some ducks “annihilate” a bowl of peas.Do you have your own animal-related story? Email [e-mail] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

this is a little picture i'm pete donaldson and i'm joined by luke moore this is what we're doing we're doing the luke and pete shot of a thursday crazy time crazy time um speaking of crazy times right something we neglected to mention um a while back when it was still happening during the Winter Olympics is the guy Remy Lindholm who had to wait a while in the cross-country skiing race

for it to start and as a result suffered a frozen penis. I want to know how frozen. I want to know how much damage and I don't know

how you know that your penis is... You need to wrap it up better. If that's your sport, you need to wrap it up better. So it's a particularly... I agree with that, totally. And it's maybe telling that only one person suffered it. Yeah.

Because maybe other people have got their shit together. Yeah. But it was such a cold day and such a windy day on that particular day that they reduced the size of the race from 50k to 30k. Right. Because the wind chill wask to 30k. Right. Because the wind chill was like minus 32 degrees or something. Okie dokie. And you had to have a heat I mean it said that you had to get a heat pack on

to thaw it out so it can't have been that bad. One of those little Dura heat things. I'm not trying to downplay it because it would be horrific. You pull out of a packet and shake it around and it gets warm. Yeah or snap it. Do you ever get it where you wake up in the middle of the night and you've been lying on your arm or something,

and it's completely dead? Almost every day of my life I wake up and I worry that it's indicative of a wider problem with my body. It must not be good for you to have that. No, yeah. Why does your body, if you lie a certain way, just cut off the circulation? Well, if you're lying on your arm,

it means your arm can't get the blood through, right? Well, I think if it's just pins and needles it is getting some blood but not the most amount of blood you know if you get dizzy and you feel a bit you know you've not got enough blood um pumping through your head um you feel a bit dizzy but you're still getting some blood so you're not going to die you're not going to necrotize or anything but i think with the arm i think it i think there's just not enough blood going through. Yeah. But I worry that that, I mean, I often wonder, how long have I been lying with that there?

You know what I mean? Yeah. Because if it's hours and hours, I always think of that Sparkle Horse guy. You remember Mark Linkus from Sparkle Horse? Very sad story. How old was it? He, well, he ended up-

Sat on his legs or something. Yeah, he committed suicide in 2010 anyway. But back years before that I think it was in the sort of mid to late 90s he was partial to a recreational substance

shall we say and when they were when his band were torn with Radiohead he took on a lot of a lot of substances yeah

and ended up unconscious for quite a long time with his legs pinned underneath him yeah for I think it was like well over 12 hours right and the potassium build up unconscious for quite a long time with his legs pinned underneath him for, I think it was like,

well over 12 hours. Right. And the potassium buildup basically fucked him because it caused his heart to have a problem, he had to have surgery and the surgery meant he lost use of both legs

and then had to continually have regular dialysis. But that's because basically he was in the same spot with all those substances on board for such a long amount of time. And I always think of that. I know it's a horrific thing to say and I know long amount of time and I always think of that and that's a horrific thing to say

and I know that I'm not trying to compare myself to that because that's an awful story but I don't really like the idea of myself lying on my arm for say four hours

and not getting any blood to it because sometimes you have to literally just do that to get your arm back going again and really shake it out right

so do you have that every day because I have that almost every day occasionally I wake up in the middle of the night what do you mean every day what do you mean every day

no when I'm asleep I sort of always wake up and I've got pins and needles in my hands and I've slept on my arm and it's just you know yeah I just worry

you should worry I think you are right to worry but I think if you were to start worrying is it fair to say that you would be worrying about a lot of stuff yeah

and you've just got to take it as it comes I've just got to take it as it comes like in The Wire where the prosecutor asks Omar how he lives a life in Baltimore as a stick-up artist

and a kind of, you know, an outlaw. And he says, one day at a time, I suppose. That's you. Yeah, I'm just happy to be alive. With your ailments. Happy to be out. Happy to be doing the Luke and Pete show.

I think you should dress like Omar from The Wire. I mean, if I dress like Omar from The Wire, I would look like a member of a... The Trenchcoat Mafia. The Trenchcoat Mafia. I mean, that's basically his thing, wasn't it? He wears like a do-rag, right? And he wore a long trench coat

with a bulletproof vest underneath and a shotgun. It is strong. It's a strong look. Don't do the shotgun walking around Leon C. People get the wrong idea. It's kind of rural. They probably think

I'm shooting mice or something. They might be shooting mice with a shotgun. Cracking a nut with a sledgehammer. You know how people out in the rural communities, you're allowed gun licences,

aren't you? Have you seen The Wire? Yes, I have seen The Wire, yeah. Do you like it? Is that what we've come to? I'm just asking. Have we done too many shows in a row? I'm just asking if you like it. Do you like The Wire? Yes, I very much enjoyed The Wire? Yes, I have seen The Wire, yeah. Do you like it? Is that what we've come to? I'm just asking. Have we done too many shows in a row? I'm just asking if you like it.

Do you like The Wire? Yes, I very much enjoyed The Wire. Sometimes you have a... Apart from the second season, which is a bit of a misstep. Sometimes you have a bit of a weird take on things. No, I don't.

I like The Wire. I like stuff that's good. I don't like necessarily The Inbetweeners as much as you and stuff like that. It always comes back to The Inbetweeners. No, what happened

with The Inbetweeners was you lot trying to show off about how cool you are with your comedy taste. We're talking about Peep Show. Yeah. And I dislike Robert Webb and I dislike David Mitchell, which makes it very hard for me to watch Peep Show. Right. And so I said, look, I'm not into it. I don't really like it.

But you dislike them because of the things they did after Peep Show. It's not because of Peep Show, is it? I see them as quite annoying human beings. Right, okay. Yeah, but they're playing versions of themselves, aren't they? I mean, it's not like it's, oh my God, they're not like Daniel Day-Lewis, are they? No, but I mean, it's written by the same people,

isn't it written by the same people who did like, I don't know, Think of It or something? Jesse Armstrong, isn't it? He did Succession. Yeah. So you like Succession, but you don't like that just because of those two. So what I should have done is predicted at the time, in 10 years' time,

that Jesse Armstrong would write something that I was going to like, and therefore I should have liked Peep Show. Very picky. I just think the in-betweeners have got a lot more depth than it gets credit for. Disagree. Is that fair? This is a safe space for you to have those opinions. There's nothing wrong with that.

Absolutely nothing wrong with it. Luke, have you seen this thing, right? Yeah. This is basically wrong with it. Luke, have you seen this thing, right? Yeah. This is basically looking, Pete Shaw, have you seen this thing, right? There was a series of elephants in Africa, right?

Oh, is this about them having tits again? No. No, it's not. Did you keep saying that to your neighbours? No, I should apologise for that. Do me a favour, right?

Because before, sorry to cut in, but you know, so for those that remember, Pete mentioned to his neighbours about the elephants getting tits. Yeah. And then the partner

he has access to said, you said that and told a story about that when the first time you met them. Yeah. And now they may think you're obsessed with elephant tits. Yeah, I mean, I am.

Are you on the WhatsApp group? Yeah. So I could right now... Please just put a picture on there. Just, no explanation. Just do a picture of an elephant with tits in the WhatsApp group. With a lot of M's.

And the drool emoji. So carry on with your non-breast elephant story. There's a group of elephants in Africa that visit the same series of caves in an extinct volcano rich in salt. And they've deepened the caves over time because they continually chisel off salt deposits with their tusks like you in that polish mine pretty much it just sort of reminded me of me in that polish mine and it's a haunting photo and it's a haunting photo of like

a kind of um an infrared uh imagery of an elephant in a cave uh and there's the whole family uh and there's the whole family in this cave. And basically, they're just chiselling the salt off the side. Somewhere to hang out, I suppose, isn't it? What's that device you're using? What do you mean? This device you've got in your hands here. It's my phone.

We've spoken about this. It's my silly phone, isn't it? Well, your new Samsung. I've got my new Samsung. The front is too small, and I'm too embarrassed to open it up on the train, so waste of fucking time. What do you do with it?

What? Let me just hold it. I can play Wordle, twice the resolution. And you open it, and it's like, I mean, that is pretty clever. It is pretty clever, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It just looks weird, though. It does look weird, yeah. Yeah. But there's not a piece of gadgetry that you can resist buying, though, is there? I just wanted to try the Android ecosystem.

I thought, right, well, what's the massively different experience than my previous iPhone? I thought, I'll get one of those foldy ones. I'm in too deep now. Right. I couldn't countenance the idea of... No. Let me tell you something. So the Wi-Fi I have access to got issued a new work phone a few weeks ago.

And it's like a Galaxy or something. Right. And previously her work phone was an iPhone. Yeah. So she had two iPhones. It's a big change.

Mate, you haven't heard the half of it. Is she texting like a three-year-old? No. That's what I'm doing. It's worse than that. I promise you this is true. On one Friday,

we sat around. I'm working in the spare room. She's working in the living room she calls me through someone is ringing her and neither of us can work out how to answer it

that's how deep I am in Apple it's hard isn't it yeah well I've got the thing that confuses me is the is the keyboard

so say I want to write a note that's cool though isn't it say I want to write a note right and I need I want, isn't it? I say I want to write a note, right? And I want to do it in... Can't you just write it with your finger? So, here we go.

So, if I want to write, Hello, how are you? It's just this one continuous sort of motion. You can have that on there. You can't tap, tap, tap, tap. You can't tap, tap, tap, tap, but the keyboard's too big, Lukey. My name is Peter.

It is quite quick and quite ingenious that they figure out... Can you do it in cursive with your finger? Yes, you can write your own sort of stuff. Yeah, you can, but I mean, my handwriting's terrible at the best times. But I'm getting used to it, but not as quickly as I'd like. No. And I always find that it feels, compared to an iPhone's user interface, it always feels a bit clunky.

It's because you're used to one thing or the other, really. I think the iPhone always seems much smoother. The thing about iPhones is they introduce, they take features away and then reintroduce them, and they introduce features that the Android devices have had for decades and sort of call it a new feature. So they sell really old stuff back to us, but they do it with such style.

Sort of the marketing and the messaging, baby. When you get a new mobile phone, are you going to get a charger with it? No, because they just assume you've only got a charger. Well, I've got a charger, but it's not as good as the charger you're going to give me. No, they always give you a new charger, don't they? Yeah, not these days.

They sort of say we can't possibly continue just giving we can't um we can't possibly uh continue um just giving out charges because obviously just creates a lot of e-waste they reckon that everyone's got charges and i don't really have a lot of charges i lose more than i own i've seen years ago i saw your house and you had a lot of charges yeah but what for though all kind of weird stuff i've never seen wonderful stuff yeah i speak you know A second ago you were talking about elephants and I'm happy to introduce another couple of animal based stories in. Elephants' trunks are a little bit like a charger

for the elephant really. Plug it into another elephant, charge them up. You're feeling a bit more energetic. Shove my trunk at your bum. Have you heard about Hank the Tank? Hank the Tank? No, I've not heard about Hank the Tank. Who's Hank the Tank?ank the tank no i've not heard about the tank hank the tank hank the tank is a um a 500 pound black bear which is a lot larger than your average size in california

who has now broken into over 30 homes in one town right that's a good story right yeah it's cool um and but the attached photograph to the story is this black bear which isn't even the black bear in the story yeah um just chugging down a two liter bottle of pepsi that's lovely no hands diet pepsi at that just just basically getting the bottle thinking about his weight sticking his mouth and just lifting his head up and all the pepsi coming out yeah and what i thought was you know what I thought was weird about that? He was full of Mentors. In the background there's a bin, right? What kind of person

when they're chucking an old bottle of soda out, doesn't pour the soda away first? Yeah, that's bad behaviour, isn't it really? Yeah. You're chucking a whole bottle, it doesn't make any sense. When I throw Coca when I throw, like,

Coca-Cola or whatever down the sink, like flat Coca-Cola, I always think, that's a free bit of cleaning for your pipes, isn't it? Exactly. Did you ever leave the coin

in the soda overnight? Yeah, and it sort of cleans it, doesn't it? I think, didn't they do that with teeth and it dissolves? I think the teachers

might have been having a bit of a joke with us there because I don't think it would dissolve it. I think the teachers, back when I was in primary school. It seems very unlikely that it would do it so quickly. Yeah, I don't think it does dissolve a tooth. I think they're just trying to sort of scare us into not drinking fizzy drinks. And here's a sentence from this story about the black bear

that will warm your heartbeat. Yeah. From a spokesperson from the Department of Fish and Wildlife, right? Right. It's easier to find leftover pizza than go to the forest. That is true, actually. That's the world we're living in now.

Well, it's for us. That's certainly what my dog, who's got a bit of a dicky tum-tum. The one who gets pissed on. The one who gets pissed, piss parties late in life. He will find any bit of bread on the street and eat it

like a goose, like a duck. How much bread is on the street where you live? You will not believe how much bread is on the street, Luke. Unless you're walking around with an animal or a person

who constantly wants to eat bread off the floor, you have no idea how much bread there is. There's so much bread all the time. All the time. What do you reckon is behind that?

Well, people, like well-meaning people who want to feed birds, but also... You shouldn't do that. Pizza miscreants. You shouldn't be doing that. Right, why?

You shouldn't be feeding bread to birds. I've seen this every fucking week. Rice, egg fried rice, what do you feed them? Frozen peas, baby. Frozen peas. They're not going to eat that.

Don't feed me this. Have you not seen the video of the ducks eating the frozen peas? No. Oh my goodness me. I mean, I can probably imagine what it looks like. It looks like a load of ducks eating some frozen peas. Are they peas? No. Oh my goodness me. I mean, I can probably imagine what it looks like. It looks like a lot

of ducks eating some frozen peas. Are they frozen? It doesn't matter. Do you have any idea how quickly ducks eat frozen peas? Well, I imagine, right, one, two, three. I can imagine they eat

them at that rate. One, two, three, four, five, six. I want to give you a clue before I show you this video. The title of the video itself is Ducks Annihilate a Bowl of Peas. Watch this. All right. Watch that. Just watch it.

So the ducks are going over to the bowl of peas in water as well. So will I aid them? Oh, my God. They are going for it, aren't they? Good God. How are they digesting all those peas I mean

they're spilling a lot of them on the floor to be fair so I mean there's a little bit of cheating if I was going to a competitive eating contest and I was seeing people

throwing hot dog buns on the floor I'd say that was cheating a little bit but they are really going for it so they like peas they do like peas give them peas

on the competitive eating thing do you know the most disgusting thing is they dip them in water, don't they, to eat them quicker? Yeah. I'm not having that. Because I feel like the competitive eating industry

kind of lost its way. I feel like that, because it should be done like people eat. It should be, I think the chewing of it and the actual physical eating of it is a big part of it. And if you're just going to dip stuff in water

and just shove it down your throat like it's some kind of weird Tom and Jerry cartoon I think that undermines it would you sort of is it the difference between like test cricket and like the one day

stuff like you know it's not as interesting I like that you could have a different version yeah because you could have like test cricket

like you could eat like loads of roasts and it would take three days to eat them all because I think when I'm on form if I'm on form and it would take three days to eat them all. Because I think when I'm on form, if I'm on form and it's not about speed,

I reckon I can eat more than most people. I think I, weirdly, I'm up there because I, I am, if I'm,

if I'm starting to eat, I am an atrocious, I'm slow, but I could eat a lot. You never stop. I can eat a lot of food, yeah. I make myself ill with how much food I eat. Do you just get to that point where you go,

I don't need to be doing this, but I'm doing it anyway? You see, I don't want to disrespect the food in front of me. I've got to finish it. Do you also do that thing you used to do where you just consider sweets and chocolate to be food? Yeah, a little bit. It's like mint frozen peas, but with, like, haribo. Yeah, so you'll say, I'm just going to eat that. I'm not treating that as a treat. That's like food frozen peas but we're like haribo yeah so you're saying I'm just gonna eat

that's like yeah I'm not treating that as a treat that's like food to me yeah interesting I've switched over

to things like mangoes and Sharon fruit and all kinds of eating a lot of lychee at the moment are you using odd box

what the fuck is odd box I told you about this but I deliver it to you every couple of weeks oh do you get a lot of Sharon fruit in there you do get some yeah

there's a persimmon no I think they're very similar Oh, do you get a lot of Sharon fruit in there? You do get some, yeah. Is it persimmon? No. I think they're very similar, aren't they? It's a set of Sharon fruit. I think it's named for Ariel Sharon. Oh, is it really? I think so. It's an Israeli brand of fruit, but somebody from Israel probably disavowed me of that notion. Before we get to the break, I think

our listeners would like me to ask you if you've made any progress on your research into Berghain, the German sex club. No. I've not had time to book a flight to pop over to see. You're a very prolific Googler. I was wondering if you'd look at it.

Because you seemed surprisingly uninitiated in what it is. Well, I just thought it was like just a big dance club where, you know, so Bergyne Stories Reddit. There you go. So tell me your

experience at Bergyne and they are, it's just a, it's just a super noisy, busy dark club from movies. So it says, Who's written that

like a 12 year old? Guys look like girls and girls look like guys. There we go. Queued up, queued up for 30 minutes, got kicked out, went to Griezmul instead. They're very selective on their door policy, famous. Yeah, they are.

The queue was quite short. As soon as you got in front, one of those two bouncers asked us, Italians? I said, yes. Five seconds later, he said, get the fuck out of here, understand? Yeah. I don't know how they're allowed to in Germany, which is a very modern Germany in Berlin, very modern city.

I don't know how they're allowed to do this on the door. I realize it's a thing. And, you know, tourists try and get in for that reason. But I don't know why they're allowed to do this sort of thing. You're not getting in. You're not getting in. Well, sure, they can't just say anyone can come in. Yeah, but the rules why you're not allowed to come in.

I'll try going with a suit of clothes in Berlin. I was wearing a suit. They said, get out. You're not allowed to wear a suit. I'm trustworthy folks. I'm wearing a suit. You kept saying, where are the elephant tits? Where are the elephant tits?

Give me the elephant tits room. They wouldn't let you in. Well, I mean, I guess it is a little bit like a cave, a big salty cave. But yeah, I mean, a lot of people on the Bergen Techno Reddit, it doesn't look like they've been to it many times, to be honest. Well, I think it's obviously a club,

as in a traditional club as well, but there's things available to people that aren't available in the mainstream communal garden places, is what I would say. So that's just how it is. We had brought some stuff with us. We took the pills and smoked some cigarettes in the panorama bar. After 45 minutes, we had that tingling feeling,

and all of a sudden, we were chatting with all kinds of people. We sat in a booth located at the upper floor. It was kind of isolated from what was happening in the club. We just talked and cuddled and talked to other people who sat with us. Sounds nice. They sound like boars. They sound like

really boring people. Let's have a break while Pete carries on his important research. When we come back, the other side of this, we're going to do some battery

brands because it is a Thursday show. We've got a few more contenders. We'll see you the other side of this. We're back with the Luke and Pete

show. Just search the Techno Reddit thread for experiences at Bergen for the word sex. And there are already two references to them and they're quite roundabout, to be honest. So we're still none the wiser as to what's happening in Bergen.

You're still none the wiser. I'm still none the wiser. What's happening? Go on. I think it's all a bit silly, to be honest. It's time for Battery Brands, though. Battery Brands. Speaking of silliness.

Batteries, you found in your stuff. If you'd like to chuck one our way, let us know whether it's on the list or not. Hello at LukeandPeteShow.com. Who's up first? Up first is Brett from Leeds. Hey, B from L. Another attempt at a new player after the new player entry of Sunderpow

on the 27th of January. I think Brett from Leeds is trying to go. I don't think I heard Sunderpow on the 27th of January. I think Brett from Leeds is trying to go, I don't think I heard Sunderpow on the show. So he's basically having a go, saying that we didn't read it out.

Look, we don't have time for all battery brands. It's Sunderpow. So many of them. Do you want to put Sunderpow into the email? He's not going for Sunderpow. He's not going for Sunderpow.

He says after the new player entry of Sunderpow on 27th, he's already got one. So he is a kind of repeat offender. Just read the words in front of Sunday Pound in 2017. Oh, so he's only got one. So he is a kind of repeat offender. Just read the words in front of you. All right.

I'm tired. N-U-0-X-I-N-G. Pulled out of a thermometer we were using during COVID times at work. I think, in fact, I can confirm they are new players. New Jing. A new player has entered the game. Congratulations to are new players. New Jing. A new player has entered the game. Congratulations to you, Brett. Well done.

Brett's hit rate is... New Jing. Yeah. Very talented. Brett the Hitman Battery. Very... We call him. Very talented battery finder.

Well done, Battery. Well done, Battery. Well done, Battery from Leeds. I'm so tired. Brad from Wellington, New Zealand. I was about to bet this then. Is Lusty Alkaline a new player? Twelve times they've been sent in.

What? I guess they do draw the eye, I suppose. Twelve times we've had Lusty Alkalines. Sounds like they're going to ruin the bar game, doesn't it? Yeah. Are you heading to the Lusty bag? You're going to the Lusty Alkaline. Lusty Alkaline, yeah.

Thank you for that, Brad from Wellington, New Zealand. Finally for now, Dave Creasy, the Crease man, the Creaster. Hello there, looking Pete. How about a pair of Rooido's found in a remote Marriott hotel? I almost guarantee it ain't a new player. I think I've heard of those before, Rooido's. Seven people have sent those in before you, Dave. Roo, Roo, Rooido.

First saw those on the 29th of January 2018, would you believe? Dave, may I be the first to say that you are a stupid cunt? How do you know you're the first? How do you know you're the first? You might not be the first. He doesn't mean that. Dave, I'm sorry. I don't mean that, Dave.

He's very tired. Thank you. I'm very tired. He's tired and a bit angry. Pete doesn't really get that angry. So let me talk to you a little bit about Pete's... I don't get angry. Pete's anger.

I never get angry. So Pete's anger explodes for about 10 seconds. Burns bright like a Catherine wheel. And he goes... And he gets very ashamed like a little cat with his little penis out. Yeah. And when I get angry, I get a little boner. Yeah.

I get a little bit embarrassed. It's an explosive firework like anger. And it happened this morning because he... How was that explosive anger I just went no I mean this time for a wee

I added I added understanding that I felt like you were right to be angry because you got up really early this morning to come in for a really

meeting first thing to be fair I also did as well I didn't complain but anyway you were coming from further away so that's fair enough and it was cancelled no one told you and so you got a little bit upset and rather than doing your explosive anger that you used to do you left the room and went for a

little walk or whatever i went for a wee i needed a wee anyway is that what happens when you get angry as well it has to come out is that how you get on so well my wee just turns into anyway there we go um all right peter so what about this then um robert's been in touch on oh actually before we do robert apologies to you robert i do want to um i do want to mention another story that was sent to us by um someone on twitter whose real name isn't on twitter so they can't get the credit i want to keep it on the theme that um that of animals after the elephant cave and the bear, the big bear.

This person, who is WordSOS on Twitter, I don't know what their real name is, sent this link in to a story, right? This is in the 70s, so get it in perspective. A pub called Fairleys in Leith, which I'm led to believe was a very rough

part of Edinburgh then. I think it's quite nice now, but i'm not entirely sure and they used to keep a pet puma in the pub right okay and at one point it just fucking escaped and um a lady was walking out of the toilet and she came face to face with this gigantic puma in the pub now the 70s was a hell of a decade right i mean it's terrible that it was kept in the pub. Now, the 70s was a hell of a decade, right? I mean, it's terrible that it was kept in the cage anyway, but can you imagine that? What type of pub is it? I mean, that's some kind of security animal, that.

You would want to... How would you sort of stop yourself from getting mauled from such a beast, though? Yeah, well, quite. How would you sort of... If you just found yourself in a corridor. Sorry, I don't know. You have to follow up. So thank you for sending that in. And then I also want to send... I want to make you sort of, if you just found yourself in a corridor? Yeah. So I don't know. You have to follow up.

So thank you for sending that in and then I also want to send, I want to make you aware of this thing that Robert sent in on Twitter. It's a tweet about identical twins. I'm just going to read

the tweet out. The photo is very odd. Yes, it is. The photo makes me, gives me further cause to believe that we are living in a gigantic simulation.

Right, okay. I'll read the week to you. Identical twin brothers, Josh and Jeremy, married identical twin sisters, Brittany and Brianna. Both couples gave birth to baby boys

at the same time. And although technically cousins, they are genetically brothers. That's good, isn't it? That's the lovely bit about this story. No, the most chilling bit is yet to come.

Right. Both families live together in the same house. Yeah. I mean, that's chilly for a different reason. What's happening there? What is happening there? You do fine, though, with twins. Do you have many twins in your life?

Rookie and their rookie. They're all together. Cookie. Do-do-do-do-do-do. They are the family. I don't know what my second name is. I've got a rich history of twins in our family right okay

to the point where my mum thinks if I and the wife I've actually but I have children there's a good chance it would be twins that would be so cool

which would be good because you get them both at the same time and you ain't got to worry about having more toddlers at different ages and stuff I mean yeah I mean you say that now

but I mean you know maybe he's tiny he's got to carry two Benz yeah true I'll do some carrying I'm, yeah, I mean, you say that now, but I mean, you know, maybe he's tiny. He's got to carry two Benz. Yeah, true. Well, I'll do some carrying. I'm a modern man. I'll carry them occasionally.

Yeah, I mean, I find the idea of them being genetically brothers fascinating, but you do sort of see that with twins. They do hang around each other. I've got a couple of twins in my friendship group, and they do hang around each other, and they couple of twins in my friendship group and they do hang around each other and they live quite close to each other and they're together yeah they went to university and stayed and they lived in the same room effectively at cambridge it's like my my um my best friend's a twin he's got a twin sister yeah and they're just very close just by

their nature because they're exactly the same age they experience everything at exactly the same time i kind of get it but when they dress similarly when they're older that's a bit weird. Yeah. And it can just sort of run around and trick people who don't know you.

A twin. But not if you're a boy and a girl. No. They do look quite similar. Yeah, I think twins live a couple of hours down. But a boy and a girl one so you don't really notice that.

See if they want to buy the pub with you. Come on, put your hand in your pocket. Decorate the pub with just elephants. One big pocket. The elephant tavern. It's an adult environment. It's absolutely fine.

Anyway, let's get out of here. We'll be back on Monday for more of this, obviously. Have a lovely weekend. Maybe you've got a story about twins. I'm sure you have. Send it in. Maybe you've got a story... No, don't do that. Maybe you've got a story about a bear invading your house send it in maybe you've got a story maybe you've got a

story about a bear invading your house or if you've been to Bergen I still want to know what goes on in there I've said no one everyone's been a

bit twatty about it if you don't mind me saying if you tried to get in but not been able to I tried to get into one of the

superclubs and then I go home get my mates trainers and come back it wasn't Bergen it was near I don't know where it was

was it a Weth know where it was. Was it a Wetherspoon? It was the Wetherspoon near the Holocaust monument. In Hartlepool. They, yeah, I would like to know what's going on there.

A lot of like the pieces about them going, oh, I don't want to talk about the sexy things happening. No, talk about the sexy things. That's why I'm reading it.

I don't care about the techno or the trance. I don't give a shit. I want the salacious details. You're exactly the kind of person who would like to experience it in that way rather than actually go there.

Yes, yeah. They should do it. And the metaverse. The bug in of the metaverse. Why don't we build that? It's not worth you going there because you'll want to leave after 45 minutes.

Let's go to another super club for crying out loud. There's another party somewhere else. Bulgaria. Right, we'll be back on Monday for more Luke and Pete Show basically it's what we do

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