The Luke and Pete Show - Episode 112: Weetabix? Or Shredded Wheat?
Episode Date: November 1, 2018Hello again, it's lovely to see you! Hope your week's going well. Allow us to try and brighten it up a bit with half an hour more conversation between two manchildren, punctuated by your stories,... suggestions and observations.This time around, there's a lake on the top of a mountain in India with a load of skeletons in it, so we discuss the nature of death and how it affects us, Pete entertains the idea of having his own personal daemon, and we wonder why the people at Weetabix thought it was a good idea to use skinheads to advertise their product (clue: it was the 80s).To speak to us with a story of your own: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Oh, when will it end?
It's the Luke and Pete show.
Pete Donaldson with you, joined by Mr. Luke Moore.
How are you, Luke Moore?
I'm bloody well, thanks.
Yeah, you took your hat off.
A.K.A. two frogs in a sock.
Yeah.
Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson.
We're getting funky.
I've taken my hat off because there's a frog in it.
How are you doing? I'm alright. Same as I was before really I guess.
How's things? What's new? Well technically I'm still in Japan I think. Oh yeah you're in Japan at the moment aren't you? What's it like? I'm eating raw chicken every day
in Izakaya's and over ordering food. That's what I'm doing. Usual stuff.
Usual, usual nonsense.
Welcome, if you are listening for the first time.
It's mad that you started at episode 112, but good on you.
God bless you.
You're very welcome.
God bless you.
Whatever your backstory.
I'm Luke Moore.
This is Pete Donson, of course.
I wanted to talk a little bit about something I discovered a couple of weeks ago, I think,
and I promised people listening that I would maybe mention it.
And it's about this lake, right, called Roopkund.
Oh.
It's a glacial lake in northern India, right up in the Himalayas, really.
It's about 16,000 feet above sea level.
So you're going to need to really want to go there.
I don't think you're going to go.
You're not going to sort of stumble upon it
on the way back from the pub or whatever.
And it's a really sort of shallow, green-tinted lake,
normally sort of covered by snow,
and occasionally people who go past it
are just mountain climbers or trekkers or whatever.
But in Atlas Obscura,
which I know is a website of your choice.
Not a shifty little while.
I used to read it quite a lot when we started the little picture.
There's some great stories in there.
Well, Atlas Obscura reported that this particular lake, Roopkund,
is actually also full of human skeletons.
Wow.
And I think it took them a while to work out why that was the case.
Because for a large part of the year
the lake is iced over anyway yeah um and we're not talking about three skeletons it's like an
absolutely full of them yeah um and so um they were discovered in the second world war i think
in the mid i think some some british guy was was knocking about there and he's discovered them
um and it was assumed that these were
people who were trying to
sneak into India. Japanese
soldiers trying to sneak into India.
Actually just perished.
Just died. Perished.
But there's about 200 of them.
In 2004 there was another study done
that were dated back to about 850.
The year 850. And it turns
out that they were all killed by a ridiculous hailstorm.
How about that?
That's amazing.
Where were they?
They were near...
So I think they were, I don't know, just knocking about.
They got caught in a...
They were, I guess, a tribe of people knocking about,
got caught in a big hailstorm.
And when they studied their skeletons,
there were just massive holes in their skulls
and shoulders and stuff
and the kid just got wiped out.
And it's not actually
that uncommon.
Apparently,
not that long ago,
two animals
in a zoo in Colorado
were killed by giant hail.
It can be really dangerous.
Some of them don't mess around
like smashing car windows
and stuff like that.
And plane nose cones as well.
Right.
If they fly through
like a hail storm it almost inverts it. So you Google like that and uh plane nose cones as well right if they fly through like a hailstorm like it almost inverts it so you google like um hailstorm and and and plane they really
can do some bloody damage yeah apparently india is notorious for it holds the record for the
deadliest hailstorm which in 1888 killed 246 people and an estimated 24 people per year on
average are injured or killed in the US alone.
I was talking to a mate while I was in Zimbabwe who I was working with, Dan, a really good bloke,
and he's married to an Indian woman
and I think her father passed away while they were out there.
Or maybe he was sort of visiting for that very reason.
And obviously back in the day,
they used to just throw the bodies in the Ganges.
Right.
Um,
and now there's a,
there's basically a rule on public transport in,
uh,
India in,
uh,
Calcutta,
I think it is,
or Calcutta,
um,
that you're not allowed to transport dead bodies because basically because of like the,
the,
the way they sort of,
um,
deal with things over there.
Like they,
they,
they,
they lie in state for a little while, I think. And then it's a race against time and a race against all the bodies just sort of deal with things over there. They lie in state for a little while, I think,
and then it's a race against time
and a race against all the bodies just sort of breaking down
to get it to what is now the furnace.
They used to just throw the bodies in the Ganges.
You're not allowed to do that anymore.
You have to be cremated first.
And then, so you are literally.
And I was like, oh, so are you just,
so how does this happen then?
So what, do you pay someone to do it?
He's like, well, you can do, yeah,
but mainly just people just do it themselves.
They just drive these,
you can hire out these kind of,
they're not quite hearses,
they're just like big cars.
They just put the dead bodies in.
But you have to physically yourself
push the body of your family member
into the furnace in some parts,
which is fascinating.
Just fascinating.
But it's so sort of weird
that it sort of makes me think
about the culture
of handing over someone
who is very much alive
and someone you loved
and someone you cared about.
Yeah.
Oh, now they've stopped breathing.
Don't want to touch that.
Gross.
It's weird, isn't it?
Someone else deal with that.
Yeah, because you wouldn't think twice
about touching your family member
when they're alive.
Yeah, well.
It sort of happened when my grandmother passed away.
It was very sad.
She'd been ill for some time,
so it wasn't unexpected.
But it was really difficult.
And when I drove down to the hospital where she was,
down the south coast,
I had to drive from London.
And my mum sort of gave me the call,
said, look, you need to come down. So I drove down. When I had to drive from London and my mum sort of gave me the call to look you need to come down
so I drove down
when I got to
the hospital
I couldn't find
anywhere to park the car
yeah
all the car park
was completely full
and
eventually I just
I just thought
do you know what
I'll just have to leave
the car anywhere
I just left it
on the side of the road
I thought if I get a fine
whatever I'll just pay it
I didn't actually get one,
which is fine.
But I rushed in to the hospital
and what happened at this hospital,
I don't know if it happens generally,
but what happens is
when it becomes clear
that an elderly person
is going to pass away in the hospital,
they move them to sort of a quiet room
so the family can go in there.
So you're not in a big ward.
So it's a bit more private.
So we went in there
and I was rushing around trying to find it um and my mom and my grandfather were in the same
in the room already right and when i got there um she had just died she just passed away so i
missed her i mean she was unconscious anyway so it's not it's not a big a big change i suppose
but i have to be honest when I went over and gave her a kiss
and said goodbye to her
and everything
and left my grandmother
to do his grieving
on his own for a while
it did feel
automatically strange
that she was no longer there
because this is a woman
that I had
you know
hugged and kissed
I was 34 at the time
or 33 or something
so she'd been there
all my life
but it did feel different instantly and she had probably died a couple or 33 or something so she'd been there all my life but it did feel differently
instantly yeah and she had probably died a couple of minutes before yeah uh and so it's strange how
that affects you and that affects the human condition to such an extent as you rightly say
and rightly point out that as soon as someone's no longer there the shell's just left behind
it feels different very very odd um but so that was that was strange a lad
I knew
knew enough
to go to
support some
some guys
who were
closer friends
to him than me
who was
murdered
actually
or certainly
he was hit with
something
and died
he
just seeing
thinking about him
like them carrying the the coffin through the through the
church yeah like he's in that box yeah it's strange he's in that fucking box like it's so
weird but the human the human ability to have i don't know if cognitive dissonance is the right
term but the the detachment between you not physically being able to see something yet knowing it's there
does for some reason give you this detachment like for example if from a really innocuous example
right if you know that when you're a kid that your parents are arguing right the most normal thing
you would probably do is go to a different room or go out or leave now you know the argument's
still happening yeah you might even feel hugely uncomfortable about it, but it makes it feel better not to be there.
And it's the same with stuff like that.
I've been to, obviously, funerals of family members
and, sadly, friends as well.
And you know they're in the box,
but you don't really think about it
because there's a box surrounding them.
If they were just there, lying there.
So, for example, imagine if it was a Mongolian sky burial
where they take the body out on a stretcher, leave in the mountains and let the animals come down and take it
that would be infinitely more horrific to our culture yeah than what we do are the ones where
they just dress them up and then they dig them up a little while later and redress them with new
clothes and stuff like that yeah i've always found that the sort of i think it's predominantly a
catholic thing in Ireland
Danny Kelly
who I do a show with
every week
you know Danny
great great broadcaster
he talks a bit about
I think his father
I think it's his father
I hope I'm not getting that wrong
and they
they have the coffin open
in like the living room
open casket
and everyone drinks and stuff
and put stuff things
in the coffin
and to send them off
on his way.
It's like, who's that punk guy who talks?
Gigi Allen.
That's slightly different.
Yeah, slightly more disrespectful.
But apparently it's what he would have wanted.
But anyway, that's enough of death, isn't it, Pete?
Well, it depends on the emails, I guess.
Yeah, but it stalks us all.
So why don't we take a breath,
take a bit of time to recompose
ourselves and come back after this all right the problem appears to be that we haven't got our
photo id to try and travel to scotland which as far as i can remember was in the british isles
what can we do we're utterly hamstrung by these thick-headed people wearing orange suits.
I'll tell you what, he won't
be missed. Posh people getting angry.
Injected into
my veins.
It sustains me.
Yeah.
That man's anger. I'm going to save
a few coins buying flying
easy jets and I'm upset
at their level of service.
That man's anger
is actually my spirit animal?
Yeah.
Yeah, I can take that all day.
Apparently spirit animal
is cultural appropriation.
We shouldn't be using that
anymore apparently.
Oh, sorry.
I'm just saying,
I find it hard to keep up
with that song.
Yeah, that's PC gone mad.
You gotta save in these days.
I'm 37.
I'll say just,
you know,
say what I want
I should be allowed
to walk down
a fucking high street
in an Indian
headdress
a Native American
headdress
slap a girl
on the arse
yeah
whether she's
Native American
or not
yeah
you wouldn't
I mean
you wouldn't
find a huge
amount of Native
American women
walking down
the Holloway Road
well
let's test it out
who knows
look we're already around the corner.
Let's do one of those surveys.
Let's do it at junior school.
Is anyone Native American?
There were 42 red cars, three blue cars,
five yellow vans, and 12 Native American women.
Did you ever have...
Of varying ranks.
Did you ever have one of the...
We used to go on a field trip and get one of those little squares
and see what was in the square.
Yes.
A random... What was that about? It was just kind of like... In my mind... There's a field trip and get one of those little squares and see what was in the square. Yes. A random.
What was that about?
It was just kind of like,
oh, there's a caterpillar in this one.
In my mind,
my junior school time was about 20% playing football
in the playground,
20% walking around
with one of those wheel things
on a stick.
Oh, the trundle wheel.
Yeah.
20% square to dig out little worms
and all that kind of stuff.
How many is that?
60.
20% assembly and prayers.
And 20% being confused by women.
And by women, I mean girls of my age.
I was going to say something else to you, Peter.
Oh, yeah.
So we're talking about spirit animals or whatever it is.
Demons.
To use Philip Pullman.
El Diablo.
Yeah.
Would it be good? you would you if someone
said look um i don't know how this would happen i'm just trying to work it out say the universe
suddenly changed and we were we were we were have you read any of the philip pullman no right okay
so in the philip pullman um northern lights trilogy each human being's soul is on the outside
of their body it takes the form of an animal and when you um
ascend into adulthood right the animal changes and it's almost like a reflection of your personality
and it never changes after that so with our age now you'd have a animal a spirit animal that would
reflect your your personality given when you're a kid it changes um it changes all the time yeah
right so depending on your mood and how anxious you are.
Oh, nice.
Would you like to adopt that kind of universe,
and would you like to have that?
What?
Can I see the other animals?
Yeah, it follows you wherever you go.
Everyone can see everyone's, and you can talk to it.
It's got a name.
But if you get separated from it, it becomes very painful
and can cause death.
Oh.
That's how it works.
Well, I'd want, like, a sloth creature, wouldn't I?
What would yours be?
A tortoise.
A tortoise? That'd be terrible. Why would that be terrible? That's the worst decision. Well, I'd want like a sloth creature, wouldn't I? What would yours be? A tortoise. A tortoise?
That'd be terrible.
Why would that be terrible?
That's the worst decision.
No, but...
You'd have to keep carrying it everywhere.
No, I'd wear it on the back like a shell.
Like a ninja turtle.
Well, you don't want a gibbon.
Because the gibbon would run away.
It can't.
It can't.
I've just told you.
It can't be separated.
Well, how can it...
You just said...
Yeah, you said it can't be separated because it causes death.
Well, truly, at some point, it gets separated and then you die.
It doesn't happen.
It follows you everywhere.
Well, fine.
I'll have a fucking Gibbon then.
It would be brilliant.
I knew you were going to say Gibbon at the start of this.
And I will not be satisfied until you settle on it.
There was a media company that started using Gibbons as their audio company that do audio books.
It's audible.
And they've started using Gibbons.
And I'm like, guys, I've been across this for years.
More Gibbons in advertising.
They are inherently hilarious looking.
When you do this sort of job where all your stuff's out in public,
you get a little bit more, not upset,
but annoyed about people saying stuff that you think.
And I saw the most ridiculous example of this recently
is the comic
Ramesh Ranganathan.
Yes.
Who I quite like.
I've got no beef with him.
I saw someone retweet
a tweet of his
into my timeline
the other day saying,
pour some sugar on me
by Def Leppard
is a banger.
And my first instinct was,
I've been saying that for years.
Where have you got that from,
Ranganathan?
That's outrageous.
I think it's a very sexist song.
Well, yeah.
There's a bit in
Bon Jovi's In My Arms. Bon Jovi's In My Arms.
Bon Jovi's In My Arms.
He goes...
In These Arms, I believe.
In These Arms, In These Arms.
Into my arms.
That one.
You know that one.
That's Banger.
John Bon Jovi did that.
That's John Bon Jovi, that.
Definitely.
He goes...
He's talking about how much he loves them,
wants the banger and stuff.
And then he goes,
my room still smells like
your cheap perfume.
Yeah.
A bit rude.
Yeah, a little bit.
Cheap perfume.
What he's saying is,
you wear substandard fragrance,
but I still want you.
I love you.
And that's love.
I need you.
I know that I'll never leave you.
But you do have cheap perfume, so raise your game.
Next time you go through an airport, love.
Are you a fan of that Twitter trope of girls misspelling the word cologne?
Oh, colon.
And spelling it colon.
Nice.
I love the smell of my dad's colon.
Yeah, saying like, oh.
This reminds me of my dad's colon.
It's awful when he leaves and you can still smell his colon on your fingers.
That kind of stuff.
Anyway, at some point in the past, Peter, we promised to listen to some emails.
So I'm going to open with this one, and I think it's going to be right up your street, mate.
All right, mate.
It's from Ben, and he's written right up your colon.
He says, Dear Luke and Pete, says Ben, among very important office-based chat,
me call on he says dear luke and pete says ben uh among very important office-based chat i recall a memory of weetabix once promoting their breakfast cereal through cartoon characters based on skin
heads yes they were they were skinheads weren't they yeah um what the fuck possessed them i didn't
i wasn't sure that kids love skinheads but i guess we'll never know it was a very 80s thing wasn't it
i found a blog i found a blog post about this scar was big yeah and and it's a load of weetabix
so you can imagine a weetabix um yeah i about this Scar was big yeah and it's a load of Weetabix so you can imagine
a Weetabix
yeah I remember
they had little glasses on
and they had like
braces didn't they
yeah I'm talking
to the listeners Pete
sorry
yeah
a Weetabix biscuit
what do you say
vertically
so it looks like
a skinhead with clothes on
but dressed as skinhead
do you know what
actually one of them
did have braces
but did the braces go
to half way up its body
which doesn't make any sense
because it doesn't have
any shoulders does it
if you drew a face
on a witty pig
would it go over the top
they're basically
Spongebob square pants
but back in the 80s
they go around the body
see
so they've given them
they've given them
they've given them
shoulders
yeah
that's inaccurate
yeah it is
witty pigs do not have
shoulders
that is false advertising
they are not skinheads are they good skinheads or the positive left wing ones Yeah. That's inaccurate. Yeah, it is. Weetabix do not have shoulders. That is false advertising.
They are not skinheads.
Are they good skinheads or the positive left-wing ones?
Well, I don't know, Pete.
I don't know.
I found a blog post
and I'm going to read to you.
You see them booting an immigrant to death
in the street.
No, I don't think that would happen.
No.
Right.
As far as I know.
Full of dietary fibre,
but fuck me,
they are horrible.
Apparently they were called
Brian, Brains, Dunk, Crunch and Bixie horrible apparently they were called Brian, Brains
Dunk, Crunch
and Bixie
Bixie
Brian and Brains
that's like a confusing
pair of names
isn't it
apparently they chased
vampire hunger pangs
punched holes
in boring toast
and did keep fit
on kitchen utensil
assault courses
all over an infectious
knees up scar soundtrack
Dunk was the de facto
leader
who got to say
if you know what's good
for you in a Cockney
bother boy accent while
Brains was basically
Ian Dury.
Crunch sounded like an
East End gangster.
Bixie was a Brummie
girl for some reason
and Brian was the
slapstick dunce of the
gang bumping into
things and squawking
okay like a parrot.
Them having a go at
toast that's a bit
fucking rich isn't it
for being boring.
So yeah. You are Weetabix. Given that Weetabix is essentially Weetabix's them having a go at toast that's a bit fucking rich isn't it for being boring so yeah
you are Weetabix
given that
Weetabix is
essentially
Weetabix's role
is that you have to
chuck a load of stuff
with it to make it edible
edible yeah
milk and sometimes sugar
and also
with Weetabix
one thing they've also
done to shit
and don't think
I haven't noticed this
they used to have
a marketing campaign
so I bet you can't eat
oh no that was shredded wheat
ignore me
I would have made the shredded oh no that was shredded wheat ignore me I would have made
the shredded wheat point anyway
the shredded wheat point
and
is that
I'm going to make
the shredded wheat point
anyway
if I took
if I didn't know you at all
and took a look at
your picture
I'd go
yeah
he's going to make a point
about shredded wheat
you're a weedy
you're a weedy man
so the shredded wheat
selling point
and the big marketing spiel
used to be
I bet you can't eat three
I don't say that anymore
because they are
fucking tiny now
have they made them smaller
yeah of course they have
oh are you not
they've gone the way
of the Snickers
are you not confusing
with the little baby ones
no
no
that's what they're called
they're called bite size
or something like that
why don't they make
mega ones
and sort of go
hey do you remember
the 80s
when they were big
admitting that they've made them smaller.
And charge extra.
And charge extra for it, yeah.
XL.
You're happy now, capitalism.
Yeah.
Do you want me to do another email
or are you going to do one?
I'm enjoying your emails,
to be honest,
but I have got a couple if you want.
Shall I do one while you're finding yours?
All right then, baby.
This is from...
Oh, I can't find out who it's from.
I'll find that out in a minute.
What a wanker.
I've called it
More Info from Space Pen Man.
For some reason, I think he might be called
Kieran.
No, Kieran Astronaut.
Kieran Astronaut, yeah. He says,
Ethan Chaps, thank you for reading out my Space Pen email.
I was well chuffed it made it on the show. Do you remember he was the guy
whose dad brought him a pen from NASA?
He says,
I've got a pair of Alkalisks in my remote.
Alkalisks.
That's nice.
That sounds like some kind of energy cell from space.
You don't see them every day.
Secondly,
you mentioned about the Russians using pencils.
It's both true and false.
Both NASA and the Russian Space Agency originally used pencils in space,
but they were deemed too dangerous.
The lead graphite in the pencil could break off
and cause havoc if it got into any of the machinery.
Because of this, both NASA and the Soviets
used specially designed space pens.
They're different to a normal pen
as they don't use gravity to apply ink
to the pen's ballpoint.
The ink is pressurized inside the pen.
Ah, that's why it works.
Yeah.
Bonus stationary and space information.
The Apollo 11 Moon Lander was stuck on the moon
because the main launch switch had broken off.
NASA had no idea
what to do
to get them back up into space
until Buzz Aldrin
realised his pen
had a metal casing.
He stuck it in the hole
where the switch was
it completed the circuit
and off they went.
Brilliant.
P.S.
I live next to Emily Moormast
and I can confirm
it's massive.
Great.
I love Emily Moormast.
Pete's not bothered.
A few people were fuming about the myth we talked about
re-pencils in space.
People were more annoyed with you, Pete, than me.
Why?
It's a bit insulting as they appear to be laboring
under the impression that you should know better
but I shouldn't.
It's a bit insulting for me to read that.
But anyway, people were annoyed at you rather than me.
What did I exactly get wrong?
That I just agreed with your...
That we could have used pencils...
Because we said,
we're not sure if it's an apocryphal tale,
but the Americans spent millions
trying to develop a pen that worked in space,
and the Russians,
the Soviets, as it was at the time,
used a pencil.
Yeah, yeah.
And we said,
we think it's probably a myth,
and then everyone was like,
oh yeah, nice one.
Imagine a lot of graphite breaking off in space.
That would be good, wouldn't it?
Et cetera.
Well, I mean,
it should be sealed, shouldn't it?
What if you spilled,
you could use the same reasoning
for a bit of water
because when you're in space,
the water floats about
and that could complete a circuit
and fuck up the space station.
Or take in a slash.
That's salty.
Make it even worse.
Even more of a conductor.
That is shop high.
Yeah.
Mark,
Mark Brennan.
Hello, Mark.
He basically mentions,
we were talking about Bullseye a little while ago.
And one.
That's black.
I remember reading about this.
Do you remember that serial killer,
or certainly a murderer,
was caught because the policeman was watching Bullseye?
Yes.
It was a murderer on Bullseye.
It wasn't quite as simple as that, was it? Wasn't it that he was on Bullseye before He was on, it was a murderer on Bullseye. It wasn't quite as simple
as that though,
was it?
Wasn't it that he was
on Bullseye before
he committed the crime
and they used it
as an identifit
for someone
who described him?
John Cooper,
who killed Gwenda
and Peter Dixon
on a Pembrokeshire
coastal path in 1989.
Scrutinising a decades
old Bullseye show,
Steve Wilkins realised
that he had a piece
of evidence
that could nail
a psychopath that he's been hunting of evidence that could nail a psychopath
that he's been hunting for years.
So there we go. That's very nice.
The story I heard was that he
had been described
and there was a sort of
an artist's impression of him
and then they found out that he was on
Bullseye, watched the video
and he was exactly like the artist's impression.
I mean, I'm looking at it there, it's stunning, stunning yeah it looks look at that yeah it looks exactly like him yeah um
host jim bowen chatted with cooper and the other contestants before the game started um uh it was
cooper bald as brass smiling and joking on national television having almost certainly murdered two
people in cold blood he says wow wow that guy's I think he's in jail for life, that guy.
You've got an unusual hobby job.
Here was one of the quotes from Jim Boyne.
You've got an unusual hobby job, haven't you?
Yeah.
Where are you really from?
Murdering people.
He said scuba diving.
I like scuba diving.
Is that what he said?
Yeah.
Huh.
Interesting.
Murdering fishes.
What about this from someone also called Mark?
Hello, Mark.
We'll squeeze this one in before we go.
Right.
He says,
My dad is a chemist,
and he's the dictionary definition of a mad scientist.
Our weekend visits were often spent running around his lab
when he had to pop into work for five minutes,
probably causing all kinds of mayhem.
Remember at school when you would make those blue crystals from a solution?
Yes.
They would be about the size of a pea.
My dad thought it was fun, and then made one the size of a football just just because he
had unlimited access to all the chemicals what a dad why have you run out of um whatever it was
listen to this being off his rocker he wanted to make a degreaser to clean his motorbike chain
rather than buy one he thought he could make a better one and in doing so according to him he
didn't quite get it right and accidentally made napalm wow the way he came out with it was no more than a whoops like
you just put sugar in the tea with someone who asked for it without this was followed up with
i'll sort this out but just don't tell your mother i've not i've no doubt he had the means and
knowledge to dispose of it properly but i'm pretty sure people go on watch lists for this stuff both
me and my brother listen to the pod and i'm sure he'll be nodding his head through this if it's
read out keep up the good work, Mark.
Has your dad ever done anything like that?
How is Stewie? Is he okay? He's alright.
Not really spoken to him. You keep saying that.
I need you to get in touch with him more. Oh, he's alright.
He's fine. He's just doing his thing.
Every time I go away
he goes, be careful, son.
I was like, I'm not the one causing
the trouble. Yeah.
You're both like, you cause the trouble by day and he causes it by night.
I'm taking my dad to Imperial War Museum, Duxford this weekend.
Nice.
Is Duxford the one with the planes?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, maybe it's, maybe it's not being destroyed as rumoured.
Yeah.
Now that was, that was at the Havilland factory.
It's not the same.
Okay.
And it was also 70 years ago, Pete.
I went to Pensacola Army Museum
rather Navy Museum and some of the planes
in there, incredible and they had like an
old World War 2 pilot
sending us around and sort of talking
about, actually he
discovered his own plane
in the actual hangar, basically this massive
museum with like hundreds and hundreds of planes
and he was like, I think I've flown that plane
but not just that model of plane the exact actual plane so he looked up the log his logbook
that he had back in his uh shed or whatever and he's like right that's that number and he like
got a ladder he just looked and got in the plane and went oh yeah this is my plane what was the
story about that then how did it become how did it come to be out there i don't know finished the
war and unscathed and uh just nowcathed and now it's in the museum
and it just so happened
that an employee
of the museum
flew that exact plane
that's brilliant
that's good isn't it
that is like
meet an old friend
I suppose
my question there
sort of implied
that I thought
the pilots got to
take the planes home
when they finished
you're going to finish
with that
are you finished with that
yeah fine
I mean that's a
that's a 747
transport plane
yeah I'll take it
I'll take it
you'll occasionally
see out in the sticks
like obviously
rusting planes
but people who
actually own
they just buy old
planes and just
get them transported
and reassemble
and they're just
in their backyard
fascinating
when I was talking
earlier in the week
about that
the Haviland factory
I'd grow some
fat ganja in there
and the planes
that they made there
the planes they made there
were the Mosquito planes,
which were the ones
who were made of wood
and they were really quick to make.
Yeah.
And they were the scourge
of the Nazis.
They could churn them out so fast.
They were so reliable
and so quick.
Yeah.
And it was strategically
really important
for them to stop being made
from the Germans' point of view.
That's how it came about.
But I'm taking them to Duxford.
We'll see what it's like.
Apparently, it's great,
so I'm looking forward to it.
I love the Imperial War Museum in South London,
so if it's anywhere near as good as that,
I'll be very happy indeed.
Well, hopefully we'll hear about it next week.
I'm sure we will.
All right.
And I guess, Pete,
that's probably about as much time
as we've got this week,
or this episode, I should say.
That's episode 112 of The Luke and Pete Show.
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That's all from me and that man there.
You didn't have any 112 facts?
No, I couldn't find anything.
Was it Maureen 112?
112, you can dial as a phone number, I think.
I don't know what it's for, though.
I forgot to check.
I'll be back on form next time.
This was a Radio Stakhanov production.
Directory inquiries, maybe.