The Luke and Pete Show - Episode 199.90: The Donny Ringer

Episode Date: January 23, 2020

If you were given one punch that was as powerful as Anthony Joshua's, how and when would you use it? That's just one of the questions Luke and Pete attempt to answer on today's episode, which also features in-studio challenges, world record attempts and yet more attic finds.Pete also sets your this weekend's homework and you have two assignments to choose from. Special bonus LAPS points for those who take on both tasks. We can't wait to hear from you.To send in your homework, or indeed to email us about anything, it's: [e-mail]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oi oi Musclemen, I'm Pete Donaldson, I'm joined by Luke Moore. Alright. I'm good, I'm good mate, you alright? Yeah good, what's going on? Staying out of trouble? I have been staying out of trouble actually. Staying off the sweet Mary Jane. Well that's a question for you, not for me. Hey, come on. What's the latest on that? What's going on? Staying out of trouble? I have been staying out of trouble, actually. Staying off the sweet Mary Jane. Well, that's a question for you, not for me.

Hey, come on. What's the latest on that? What do you mean? You know what I mean. What? The weed vape. Well, I don't drink at home, so I'm not going to start a career of weeding at home.

Well, what's happened to it? Getting up close and personal with the old sensimilia. So you're not using it anymore? It's off pass. What? You're not using it anymore? No. I'm going to snap it now. I've pass, what? You're not using it anymore? No. I'm going to snap it now and go, I've got to get rid of the muck.

Get rid of the muck up my veins. I noticed at the weekend just gone that Ross Barkley, midfielder for Chelsea. What, he started Blazin' 420.

He's got asthma. Yeah? He was using an inhaler before he came on. My, you'll probably tell by, okay. I wonder what the, because like, I use a steroid

one every day. He's probably not allowed you certain ones. I keep it under control. But I imagine he's still got a

proper engine on him. I had a problem when I was in Seville. I don't know what else. Maybe it was

the oranges in the air. But my asthma was pretty pretty bad. Oranges in the air. Yeah, oranges

in the air. How would that affect pretty oranges in the air oranges in the air how would that affect it I don't know I mean it's quite strong smell isn't it I don't know how many oranges were there around

lots imagine like a lot of oranges they're everywhere bloody everywhere they're like crab grass I don't know what that is it's just bad grass

naughty grass when we were walking back we were walking somewhere the other day you and I I was walking naughty grass when we were walking back we were walking somewhere the other day you and I I was walking

you're like cannibal leader thank you I'm wearing a grandad collar you are actually you are wearing a round neck collar

is that what they call it a grandad collar remember the classic 90s Newcastle United grandad collar yeah I do should bring that back reminds me of

Philip Albert it would do you when you and I were walking the other day you turned and you said to me and you don't remember saying this probably

but I made a note of it you said imagine if you only had one punch that was the strength of Anthony Joshua's when would you use it yeah

and I've been thinking about that right and you'd be spark out mate and while I was thinking about it, you would knock me out.

When would you use it? If you only had one punch that you knew you could draw on like a power up. When would you use it? Parochial kebab shop. Punching machine. No way. It's a waste. It's an absolute waste.

You're not going to use it. You know that's quantifiable? Cause I could get lucky. I could get lucky with a punch and just catch someone on the cheek so you want your

score it's a typical dance and answer you want your score on the scoreboard so you know it happened

it would look so weird coming from you that punch yeah bang they'd be like what the fuck

just happened the kebab shop owners would be like what it'd be like that scene in Gospar where the hell

that horrible video oh Ken's Kebabs in Portsmouth Ken's Kebabs in Portsmouth would you then just walk out jack out of your shoulders see you later yeah

see you next week guys never go in there again never ever never never so you wouldn't use it on another human being that's quite admirable really yeah

pacifist yeah wait until a girl was in there go watch this hun smack

any girl any girl yeah any woman. Yeah. Is it fair or unfair to say that if she was the type of girl to be impressed by that? Not the girl for me.

Yeah. Yeah, the rest of my time with her would be very disappointing for her. I'm chiefly thinking of expectations there. Yeah, exactly, yeah. You've not managed her expectations there. You wouldn't use it on another person's head? No.

Of course I would. It's the first thing I'd do. Who's? Mine? No, it'd just be somebody who's being a dick and like,

yeah, you'd be like, oh, is this the one? Is this the guy? You wouldn't want to use it though, or you'd be worried

about like, eh, killing a person. Repercussions, yeah. And don't forget, Anthony Joshua's is normally firmly ensconced

in quite a big glove, isn't it? Exactly, yeah. Well, he punched one of those punching machines on Graham Norton

I think did he and he got a pretty good score turns out that's all it was he didn't break the machinery

he didn't know he wasn't going full pelt well I'm surprised he was allowed to do it because you're punching with your

hand like a bit of metal in a punch I think if they go because Carl Froch once said another very successful super middleweight boxer box I think if they go because Carl Froch once said another very successful

super middleweight boxer he said that if you go full out without gloves on you'll break your hands right yeah because your muscles are so built up

you're so powerful that you'd break your hands could you so Joshua's probably given it a little tap in boxing if you got can you imagine

how many meetings were had about that machine they bring the machine in I think Joshua knocks it to death and can you imagine how many meetings were had about that machine they bring the machine in Anthony Joshua knocks it to death and can you imagine how many BBC meetings

there would have been about that what happens ever since Bobby Davro fell over in that stop and broke his face in boxing

has anyone ever punched both fists at the same time I don't think so mate on each side of the head why not

would you like that to be your special move just two hands just like a big two puncher it would really it would really knock seven bells

out of you because you'd be like that would probably knock you out because you'd be like all a knockout is your brain wobbling around

isn't it so imagine there's a boxing trainer at the top level listening to this right now and the next time

you watch a big pay per view fight his fighter does that and you can claim it it would look better than the McGregor fight come on I didn't see that imagine there's a boxing trainer at the top level listening to this right now and the next time you watch a big pay-per-view fight his fighter does that and you can claim it it looked better than the McGregor fight come on I didn't see that it's UFC

that's not boxing it's not the sweet science though baby it's not the sweet science and Peter in that Aaron Hernandez documentary you talked about on Monday there's a bit in that isn't there where he punches a barman in the head

and bursts his eardrum right yeah weird and I think he doesn't get charges pressed I got the feeling that he that the barman didn't want to bursts his eardrum. Right, yeah, weird. And I think... He doesn't get charges pressed. I got the feeling that he, that the barman didn't want to, I think it was the manager, wasn't it?

I think it was the manager of the place. I didn't think he wanted to prevent more footballers from arriving at the bar. Well, also, I think University of Florida is a big deal. It's a big deal, isn't it?

It's a big deal. I think it takes up the whole town. Rock City, baby. The Gators run that town. It's like you and me whole town Rock City baby the Gators run that town it's like you and me Pete we're the Gators of Stakhanov so you would just

you'd use you had a God given right to have like a genie's wish where you could punch like AJ for one punch only

and you've answered that you would use it in a on a punching machine in a provincial kebab house yeah or two halves of an Anthony Dreschel punch to each side of someone's head use it on a punching machine in a provincial kebab house. Yeah.

Or two halves of an Anthony Dreschel punch to each side of someone's head. I call it the Donnie ringer. You're going to dilute that into two punches of half strength. Yeah, exactly. And Donnie ring them around the head. Yeah, exactly. Would you not at least do it in a circus, a travelling circus punching machine? No. You might not get out alive if you did that.

People would want a piece of the action, wouldn't they, if you did that? They'd be like, that guy's not leaving. He's joining this circus. Yeah. We're going to be millionaires. You were great at the start of this. Now you're terrible. Yeah.

Why have you never been able to replicate that first punch? Did you see this in the news over the weekend? Vernon Kruger, who has not set foot on the ground since November, is attempting to break the pole-sitting world record and has so far lived for two months in a regulation-sized barrel at the top of a pole. On top of a pole.

25 metres above the ground. No. Well, it's just kind of like, because that, what was that a thing? People sitting on a pole, on's just kind of like because that what was that a thing people sitting on a pole on a little kind of ledge I sort of remember

from the Beano a lot of my knowledge David Blaine did it nah he was like in a box wasn't he oh yeah people were like whacking golf balls

at him people were chugging cheeseburgers at him yeah that's so good about the British you did that in New York for a while

didn't you and everyone was like oh he's so amazing so respectful in the UK about two hours in cheeseburger on the side of the bus,

bang. Fuck off, Glenn. Yeah. Oh, dear. This guy, yeah, this guy's sat up there in a barrel. He has to sleep in the barrel.

It's equipped with a drainage system so he can do number ones and number twos. And he has been washing twice a week in a small basin and his team are hoisting food up in a wicker basket.

Game boys? Is he allowed to all mod cons? I think he should be able to, shouldn't he? He's only got to stay up there. The record set in 1997, he's about to break it. He set it himself. He's done it before. He already owns the record.

Let's do it like one minute after. Have you got nothing on, Vernon? Are you the most uninteresting man in the world because you want to break your own record in South Africa have sat up at the top of a

at the height of summer why would he do that now southern hemisphere mate isn't it yeah so he's probably probably red hot absolutely red hot name of the town he lives in

Daldstrom nice that works genuinely true Daldstrom would you how long would you last at the top of a barrel?

It depends. I mean, I could... If I had a good video game, a few hours. And slid down. What's your idea of a good video game? This is boring.

It would have to be something like Zelda, wouldn't it? It would have to be something four, like three or something. I can only do a couple of hours on each, though.

Yeah, because your battery runs out. Get it plugged in, mate. Have you got a one-use Nintendo Switch? Can't use it anymore. Died. Two hours. That's what it lasts for.

That's why it's not worth the money. And I also enjoyed this story, which is actually from the middle of last year, from Guardian, who, by the way, are doing something I think is quite good, particularly in this era of disinformation. Right.

You click on a Guardian News article, or any article really, and it's old. It helps you. So you don't think, oh God, this is just happening. Right, yeah. It comes up in a big yellow banner

saying this article is more than seven months old. I like the Facebook thing of when people post bullshit, like viral bullshit. It doesn't delete the viral bullshit, but it basically says, this has been fact-checked and it's known to be bollocks. Which is really nice.

It really helps people. But do people believe it, though? What do you mean? The best thing is it would not be up there, isn't it? Well, is that needless censorship? I think fact-checking something is pretty good. Because people can watch it and then maybe apply that same

slightly more stringent faculty to other videos that they see. Is this real? Or has it just not been checked by Facebook? I kind of feel it's a bit like someone taking drugs and rather than stopping them taking drugs, people just say, that's bad for you. Yeah. Or this is how to do it responsibly.

This is how to consume media responsibly. That's how you should do it. I think there should be a minimum standard of truth to any kind of thing that purports to be what it is. Well, what's satire then? Come on. Where would that leave the day-to-day? Fox News are not doing satire.

No. It might look like they are, but they're not. Fox News will have an argument to sort of say, why are they allowed to do satire and we can't talk utter shit? Yeah.

It's not easy, is it? One rule for one. I mean, a lot of their stuff does look and stink like satire, doesn't it, really? Yes. Very interesting. I was going to say, yeah, Bob Hawke, this story is about. So the reason I like this is because it's just the most Australian story ever.

Bob Hawke is a former Prime Minister of Australia. Yes. And in Oxford, when he was studying as a Rhodes scholar between 1953 and 1956, I don't know why he cares about this. I don't know why anyone cares about this. But so basically to put it in perspective, in 1954,

so how many years ago is that? 60 years ago, 60 odd years ago, right? He sculled a yard of ale in 11 seconds which at the time that's a good time was a world record it's two and a half pints in 11 seconds yeah that's decent that is decent yeah um so now um he's probably going to be formally honored with a blue plaque ah lovely so the list of uh people who have been honored honoured with a blue plaque. Lovely. So the list of people who have been honoured in Oxford with a blue

plaque are Edmund Hayley, Hayley's Comet, T. Lawrence of Arabia, J.R. Tolkien, Roger Bannister, Four Minute Mile. It's going to be placed in St. Helens Passage where the Turf Tavern, where the pub was, where his record was widely believed

to have been set. And yeah, he went on to become the Prime Minister of Australia. Yeah. This is what he's going to be known for in Oxford. So good stuff. 11 second mark. Apparently, apparently it's still talked about in hushed tones around Oxford, even though it was 60 odd years ago.

I'm pretty quick with the old pint. I would like to actually try to, it's very difficult because it comes out you're thick and fast isn't it the old uh the old yard my only memory of it i'm quite good at downing points my only memory of yards are you really i've never seen you down a point what i've never seen you do one okay i can do it i believe you yeah um if you could down one pint only one in your life so i tell you what if you could get one punch one pint if you could down one pint, only one in your life. I get one punch, one pint. If you could break the record set by Bob Hawke for downing a Yard of Ale,

when would you choose to do it? Again, kebab shop. Why has that man brought a Yard of Ale? The only memory I have of a Yard of Ale is when I was at university on Wednesday night, which was a sports night. The rugby team used to bring it out but I never got involved Chris Moyles' brother

once downed full Yard of Ale well tell us more about that well I wasn't necessarily there for it but Mark Haynes

who does Wrestle Me was obsessed with how good it was he really downed it really quickly Kieran Moyles the thing is on one hand you think it's childish how good it was. It really downed it really quickly. Kieran Moyles.

The thing is, on one hand, you think it's childish. It's pointless. But on the other hand, it is really impressive. Well, yeah, it's childish,

but it's very old school. So it's like, if you sat and downed pints, it's the sort of people who would like quaff beer are the same people who would get involved with the Yard of Ill. It's not necessarily

a young man's game, which you'd probably kind of like attribute that kind of behavior to you know those kind of guys they're normally older guys who like i know your dad very strong have very strong opinions about doom bar oh but not necessarily that but i just there are certain blokes who are to me in my experience there's there's two type two types of kind of pub bloke right in this in this context. One is like when you get a bit older you can't really drink anymore and you get pissed off

like a couple of pints. My dad's a bit like that. If he has like three pints now you can tell he's been drinking. And then you get the other kind of older fellow who can just put it away. Yeah.

And the second the second category there I've got a mate who actually now works in a pub older than me he's probably in his 50s or whatever and he if who actually now works in a pub older than me probably in his 50s or whatever

and he if you sit down and have a pint with him when he sips the pint about half the pint's gone. It's gone. It's mad. It's absolutely mad

and if you're that kind of person I reckon you could probably do a Bob Hawke fairly easily. You're telling me you are that kind of person. I'm just how would I how would you I mean you could do two Bob Hawke fairly easily. Yeah. You're telling me you are that kind of person? I'm just, how would I, how would you,

I mean, you could do two pints of water, maybe. See how quick I do that. We'll do that later. I'll have a look. I'll watch it. Actually, I've got a litre in the Nalgene here. What's that like, what's a litre? Well, a pint is 568 millilitres.

That's almost two pints. I mean, that looks like a lot, doesn't it? Could you do that? Could you do the Nalgene? A litre in, what? A litre in what? 20 seconds. No way. You could never do that.

Well, I could do a litre in 20 seconds. Very easily. Right. You can fill. I'm going to go fill it up. That's going to take ages to fill.

All right. Okay. I'll read out a couple of emails. Can I read out Murray Jim's email about what he found in his attic?

All right. Murray Jim says, I don't have an attic, but I found a clay model of Morph made by an actual Iron Man animations bloke. Makes you think about Tony Hart and the wonderful Left Bank 2 by the Novel Tones. And he's attached a beautiful picture of a lovely little clay model of Morph. But the thing is with Morph is he's actually got it in frame. He's got a radiator in frame. So Morph is kind of like hovering over the radiator.

Can you like keep plasticine for a long time? No, I wouldn't do that. It must be in a case or something. I wouldn't do that if I were him. I wouldn't put it there. I did enjoy the email. I love Murray as well. So there we go.

Right. I've got a thousand milliliters, aka a liter, in this Nalgene bottle. How much is that? How much is that pint-wise? Just under a pint? No, it's just over, just under two pints. Right. Yeah. And you're going to take the ad break to compose yourself whenever you're ready. And then when we

come back, we will do some emails eventually, but when we come back, you are going to open the second half by downing a liter of water, and I'm going to time it. Alright. See you in a minute. It's okay for macho men to show every emotion

available right there you know because I've cried a thousand times I'm going to cry some more. His voice is amazing. His voice is amazing. It's just the weirdest voice.

No one speaks like that. Is that from going live in the 90s? That is from going live in the 90s. Okay. So people were listening with bated breath before. I need a way that's a problem you'll need a way after shall i shall i pause the edit now go for a way and i'll come back and then and then i'll be

game ready you go for a win i'll feel all right okay yeah nice one one eternity later and he's back right he's prepped he's ready to go. I'm empty. It's a litre. It's a litre, right? So I'm going to film it, which will also serve as a timer. So when you're ready to open the Nalgene. I can open the Nalgene already. And I'll let you decide

how fast you think you can do it. What do you think would be a good time for you? So what was the record? 13 with... He's done two and a half points in 11 seconds. You ain't doing that. No, I'm not doing that. 23. So what was the record? 13 with... He's done two and a half pints in 11 seconds. You ain't doing that. No, I'm not doing that.

20... 20 seconds. You reckon you could down that litre of water? I'll have a good go. In 20 seconds? Yeah. Okay. Whenever you're ready. Right.

I'll count you in. All right. Three... Don't look at me. Three, two, one, go. me three two one go it's very very intense it's very intense and you're almost done. He's actually sailing through it. It's not bad. It's not done.

Done. Okay. That was Peter. You managed to do that. The lip didn't help. Mate, you managed to do that in 26 seconds. That's actually very good. See, I didn't have to pause.

How do you feel now? Are you going to get through the rest of the show? I feel terrible. Do you? Oh, my body's gone big. How would it be affected? How would it be affected if that was lager? Because it's fizzy, right? Yeah.

No, I'd probably have to go for a normal beer. Oh, no. Right. All right, good. do you want to do an email peter oh god no okay would you want me to do anything yes please all right here we go here's an email from matt in edinburgh who's emailed hello at luke and pete show.com and he says hello chaps back home my mom's in new just take a moment to compose something okay mate. Okay. Back at my mum's home in New Brighton for the weekend, and what better time to head up into the loft in search of treasure? And bingo.

See attached pic for Jackpot Hall. Yes, my brother's PC accessories, some of which at least I hope will give Pete a warm nostalgia glow, particularly the games controller, which I'm sure had Nintendo lawyers knocking on Logic 3's door due to the overtly heavy SNES

influence but best of all is the official Neighbours Annual 1990 a trip down memory lane and no mistake I hadn't thought about most of these characters for almost 30 years yet just one glance at their faces and their names come flooding back to mind particularly impressive considering

I seem to have no memory capacity whatsoever for remembering the names of any of my close friends' children. Digging deep into the annual's content brought back even more memories, the big hair, the countless pop crossovers, the far from seamless switching of actresses playing the same character, which is a very popular 90s trend, if I remember rightly.

See also Pippa in Home and Away, and the Fresh Princes aren't Vivian. What I have no recollection of reading as a 10-year-old is the dark tone shift and questionable language usage of the first few paragraphs of the Guy Pearce article. Have you got it there? Yes, I have. Do you want to read it? Is it the Guy Pearce? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Who have we got? Mr. Nice Guy, Guy Pearce. So what, the start of it, yeah? Yeah, but take it under advice because it's kind of problematic. It's kind of dark. Okay. Handsome British-born Guy Pierce

has worked hard for success. Personal tragedies in his life have been part of the motivation for him to do well. Hard times are not a new thing to Guy. He lost his father when he was only eight years old. I remember the actual day.

My mum had to break the news to me. I didn't crack up and turn into an emotional wreck, but I did sit and wonder whether life was fair. At least I was old enough to remember my dad with affection. Wow, yeah. Second family tragedy that Guy's 22-year-old sister, Tracy, is mentally retarded. You can't say that. You can't say that

anymore, can you? You literally can't say that. You can't say that anymore. I don't even know if you could say that then, to be honest. No. No, you certainly couldn't say that then. I don't even know if you could say that then. No. To be honest. No, you certainly couldn't say that then. And he also finishes the interview by saying he would love to make records one day. What an interesting...

I mean, because it's quite light. There's like a little family tree for neighbours. And then we turn to that. Mr Nice Guy, who's the former holder of the Victoria Teenage Bodybuilder title. He's, yeaher title he's yeah and he's very unequivocal about

his family and his past so a little bit dark that's what you're going to find in the attic I found an FA England annual

from exactly 1990 as well word searches in it lovely all sorts going on Peter Beardsley in it he can't get he can't get

interview these days, can he? Can't he? So luckily. He's not coming on Ramble Meets anytime soon. No, you say that.

We'd have him. We was offered. Were we? We were offered. Wow. Yeah. We were offered. That's disappointing,

isn't it? I know. But yeah, thanks for sending that in, Matt. That was problematic. But I guess if I'm going to ask people to go up into their attic

and find things from 30 years ago, I'll be honest, at some point, I thought it might be a bit worse. So it's a copy of Micro Machines on PC, a Skyhawks Quickshot. There used to be a good Quickshot. What's that? Joypad. It looks more like a flight sim kind of analogue slash digital joystick.

The PC Sprint Pad is one of those kind of like third-party controllers, but I guess on the PC there weren't any first party controllers so yeah it's a lovely classic little PC pad.

I was playing Sensible World Soccer last week I tell you. Yeah nice. Sensible World Soccer. Some maniac has

gone back and reprogrammed the database for the original Sensible World Soccer with all new players like the players now in the league.

That's brilliant. So you can play as Newcastle United with all of the players of Soccer with all new players, like the players now in the league. That's brilliant. So you can play as Newcastle United with all of the players that we've got now. But you play the old ones. A little bit, yeah. A little bit, yeah.

A little bit. And so yeah, it's really, really fun and I prefer the managerial side of Sensible World of Soccer. I didn't actually like playing it. It's quite hard to do on the keyboard.

They didn't have the rights, did they? They used to have to do like a funny... They didn't have the rights but I think back then when they started doing them, just do my pants back up. You could have like a crisp 11, couldn't rights, did they? They used to have to do a funny... They didn't have the rights, but I think back then, when they started doing them, just do my pants back up.

You could have a Crisp 11, couldn't you, as well, on Central World Soccer? Yeah, that was the custom teams. You could have anything. I loved Central. It's such a good game. But I played 10 seasons. If you ever fancy a couple of hours of fun,

download on Good Old Games. It's like four quid or something. The original Celtics and the World Soccer. Get the update that updates it with 2020's teams. Is it available for Mac? I think DOSBox is available for Mac, so I think it might be, yeah. Okay.

Yeah, download that, update it, and just have a couple of hours playing the managerial side of Sensible World of Soccer. You will have a ball. It took me right back to being 16 and playing with my Amiga in my bedroom. I used to love

sensible world of soccer. I used to love Super Kickoff as well. Can I put something out there as well? I don't know anyone else who had this game, but it was amazing.

And if you had it, pipe up. Hello at LukeandPetecher.com. There used to be this amazing, I want to say board game, but it wasn't really

a board game. It was this game called Crossbows and Catapults. Yeah, that rings a bell. Do you remember it? It used to be this amazing, I want to say board game, but it wasn't really a board game. It was this game called Crossbows and Catapults. Yeah, that rings a bell, yeah. Do you remember it? You used to build your own castle. Yes. And then your opponent would build a castle over the other side of the room.

And you had a crossbow and a catapult. And you could fire these red or blue tokens to try and knock their castle down. It's a little, those kind of games are quite popular nowadays, the old castle builder sort of things but yeah it wasn't

a video game it was like a real game oh okay it's a real game so you build it yourself on one side of the room and they build it on the other side of the room

and you had like an elastic band loaded crossbow and catapult with these like little counters what a wonderful game it's brilliant

because was I using the tokens and the counters to ping them at my sister's head? Yes, you were. Yes, I was. Was I using it to ping it across the lino floor for my then-cat Jasper to chase him around? Yes, I was.

Got a cat choke on that? Pardon? Got a cat choke on the little pebbles? No, they're quite big. Okay. Cool. The cat did eventually die, but it wasn't crossbow.

Or catapult-related. Yeah, have you got any more emails, Pete? quite big. Okay. Cool. The cat did eventually die, but it wasn't crossbow. Or catapult related. Yeah. Yeah, have you got any more emails, Pete? Because I am out. Oh, you're out. Hang on. Oh, you better set the homework. I'll set the homework for next week.

Do your jingle. I mean, I don't even know where that is. Do your homework jingle, baby. The moment you bite into a topic. It's about the topics, isn't it? Yeah, there you go. The topic for next week will be... Did you get a free DVD

with your DVD player? And if so, what was it? Wow. Wow. We might not make a whole episode of those. Did you get a DVD free with it?

So can you give people an example? A lot of DVD players came with like 10 free DVDs. Right. And I want to know what yours came with. I didn't even know that. And I want to know what yours came with.

I didn't even know that. And if you even watched it. It'd be like Master and Commander or something like that. And also stuff you found in your garden. Let's have two topics just in case. Have you ever found something weird in your garden? A person, an animal, mineral, vegetable? Like my mate Woody who buries stuff in his garden and digs it up.

Exactly. That kind of behaviour. But I mean, he knows it's there. That's not a surprise. He sent me a picture on WhatsApp this week because he listens to the Luke and Pete show.

So he heard me talking about him burying things in the garden and digging them up and he sent me this. Just a pig's head. That looks like he is a pig is burrowed out.

Up to its head. Oh, what's going on in here? He's gone to the butcher. He's got a pig head. He's going to bury that in the garden next. Why? He's doing that again? Oh, because to make it a skeleton.

Skull. Skull. Skeleton. So he puts it on his mantelpiece. Lovely. And he said to me, when I last saw him, I haven't got a problem.

My work will only be finished when my skull completes the set. That is lovely. Yeah, so we'll keep you posted. Rob, if you're listening, which I know you are, do send in regular miss skull completes the set. That is lovely. Yeah. So we'll keep you posted. Rob, if you're listening, which I know you are, do send in regular missives on the progress of the pig's head you have now almost certainly buried in your back garden with your two sons. They've helped him bury it.

He's not buried them. No. Sorry. I should have made that clear. But you know what? It's a gateway drug. Who knows what's next? Who knows what's next?

All right. Thanks for listening to the Luke and Pete show. Do take your homework seriously. Get it in on time for next week. we're drunk who knows what's next who knows what's next alright thanks for listening to the Luke and Pete show do take your homework seriously get it in on time for next week

it is what free DVDs do you get with your DVD player or what have you found in your garden yeah Luke needs to set these don't they I think that's a good one

we'll see how we get on have a great weekend look after yourselves and each other hello at Luke and Pete dot com to get in touch and we'll see you on Monday sorry about all the burping very impressive that leafy water weekend. Look after yourselves and each other. Hello at LukeandPeach.com to get in touch and we'll see you on Monday. Sorry about

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