The Luke and Pete Show - Fascinating Problematic Characters

Episode Date: January 22, 2026

Impending doomsday diary entry 876, from Donaldson and Moore’s bunker studios…As the world casually burns, we still find time to enjoy Looksmaxxing bros continuing to shoot themselves in the reproductive organs in their quest for hotness - as well as the Tate Brothers conducting their own Donaldson weekender.Plus, the big questions answered: who are our own Top G influencers? What’s the best substance to soak your hands in before fighting? How to best bribe your children? What’s the optimum time to have dinner? Consider this a public service to you all. Battery Robot has had his firmware update and needs to guzzle down on your submissions! Get them into: [e-mail]  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the Luke and Patreon. I've been also joined by Mr. Lucie Mo, Lucie Moore. How are you? Pretty good. We're freestine this one today, boy. I've done no prep whatsoever. No, it's absolutely fine. We've got, yeah, we'll be fine.

I don't think the listeners will be like, oh no, they've got nothing to say. I've just discovered a big haul of me trousers. That's embarrassing. Officer. Officer. That's an embarrassing, officer. It's a big one as well, and it's in the part of your leg where your pant isn't. about all day with it.

I've been out and about all day with it, yeah. I'll just come home. Oh dear. I walked from Fentch Street to deepest dark as shoreditch and then back again. And then I always get, I always go missing. I always get lost around Liverpool Street. I don't, all the buildings are the bloody same. And then the big buildings don't really sort of make any,

because the big buildings are so big, there's no point in even using it as some kind of like, um, uh, uh, that's really boring. Have you been walking around town without, with the hole in your trousers or not? Yes, I have. Yes, I have. Thank you. I've been strolling. More honest.

Maybe I walk too hard. Maybe I've, and now my, my trousers are split. Let's hope that's the only thing that was too hard. Exactly. Let's, I mean, they are size 30s. That's way too small for me these days. Yeah, why are you still persisting with this lie? Because the legs don't get all that much bigger.

It's the stomach that sits or top the actual lower measurement. So you just sit under the, under the gunt? Yes, exactly. So I can fit in all the skinny stuff. but it does look increasingly ridiculous. And speaking... And you've got the muffin tops at the side? I've always had the muffin tops.

I found a picture of me when I was 18. And in top... I was always topless coming out of a shower whenever pictures were taken, it seemed, in our kind of shared student house. You dirty little boy. You dirty little rot. And I said to Sarah said,

look, I've always had those muffin tops. I've always had a fat back. You know, even when I was 18, even when I was whipped thin, I've always had them. It's always been part of my story. Even when you're a racing snake. Even when I was a racing snake, yeah.

My problem's always been the tiddies. Right. Okay. That's been my problem, but in a different way, the titties. A lifelong obsession. Yours is more of a weakness rather than a physical problem. And strength. I know, I know.

But what have you been up to? I haven't seen you. When did I last see you? Didn't see you on Monday. When did they last see you? Last week? Yeah. think so, yeah, probably on the ramble.

Yeah, I've been fine. I've been watching a lot of, like, good, you know, people attempting to spin political stories into good news on YouTube, and none of it's helping my brain. Yeah, you've been getting very anxious about world events. I get very stressed out, and I, today and yesterday, I'd like sort of a tightening in the head, like my, like real stress pressure in there. Not even a thing.

I don't know. It just seems to be the sort of thing that people with high blood pressure might have. But yeah, I think it's just because I've been watching a lot of liberal YouTube who are trying to sort of... They're all sort of coping mechanisms for me where I'll watch video after video of people going, actually, this will all be fine really.

And I watch video after video and they're very successful because people want to make money out of saying that everything's going to be fine. like a lovely... Doesn't feel like it's going to be fine, doesn't it? No, it doesn't fit... No, and I'm still sort of thinking about that and that's why my, you know, my chest is tight, my head hurts.

I wonder it sometimes in my lower moments, I wonder whether this show will be the last remaining document of the end of the world. It'll be like one of those tapes you find in Fallout. Yeah. Like a sort of like, oh, Stephen is working on some scientific discovery in the next lab. Yeah.

He has been very distant and strong. strangely. Someone pointed out that like, someone pointed out that like, around 50% of Elon Musk's tweets are like that. Like, like, you know, no, GROC AI capacity now up to 40% with really positive signs that there's no corruption. Someone like that. It's like, every one of these could be just an absolute artifact

at the end of the world at the start of Terminator 2. I mean, I will say that the main picture on the BBC News website right now as we record this, is Emmanuel Macronat Davos. They all love a bit of Davos, obviously. Oh, yeah. He's wearing... Great sunglasses. He's wearing aviators.

Yeah. During a speech. There seems to be... You've seen Trump started leaking all the private text messages he's getting from them. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

Nothing kind of exudes reliable partner. Do you know what? To be fair, though, I thought to myself, that's really out of all he's doing that. Then I realize that I'd do that to you all the time. It's good part, actually.

Yeah. Yeah, I share stuff that you send all the time because I find it baffling. or hilarious, but I think you should know that actually, A, we're not world leaders and things are on encrypted devices and B, it's all content. Exactly. None of us is, I'm not giving

you any intelligence to feed back to Russia. Do you know what I mean? No one's... No one's... I'm feeding it back to Russia. I mean, it's all they've agreed there's no intelligence involved. It's false. It's all false, Luke. I've been making it up from start to race. But I've been watching, see, why you've been doing that and watching essentially

the end of the world unfold, well, a lot of liberal bedwetters are saying everything's going to be fine. Everything's going to be fine. I've seen lots of videos. Everything is going to be fine. On the liberal side, they're saying everything's going to be fine, according to you. On the right wing side, they're just telling you to grow up and stop worrying about it. Right.

Okay. What I've been watching, which is also absolutely reminiscent of like late stage capitalism before the whole edifice comes tumbling down, I was watching quite a lot of videos of those blokes who all hang around with Andrew Tate going to go in nightclays. I've been on the weekend. The minimus men. Yeah, clavicular. Clavicular and Nick Fwenthead.

Both fascinating, problematic characters. What's the... Almost certainly closeted homosexual. The clavicular fellow. Why is he gone for clavicular? Why is he gone for that name? He's the looksmaxing guy. Yeah, yeah.

Did he start with his clavicle? Is that where he started? Maybe. Maybe he thinks if the clavicle is the symbol of the best looks maxing look you can get. I mean, I don't understand. He's an all-American. you know, a good looking lad. I don't know why he feels the need to

hype max and looks max and all that stuff. It just seems like, well, I guess you can kind of make more money if you're already quite good looking. One of the best examples of 2026 irony that I could think of, his

however many procedures to make himself more attractive have rendered him infertile. Is that what he said? He said, I can't do anything. Apparently so. That's the talk. Okay. So, in in thinking about nothing other than how he can become more attractive to the opposite sex,

he has undermined a very evolutionary reason why the opposite sex would be attracted to him in the first place. Is that he must be doing like the, is it belching or squelching or something? The thing that like four chanhas were obsessed with to how to... Is that something going to your bumhole? No, it's extending the size of your pace by just squeezing it. I mean, we've all tried it to certain degrees, but it generally, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. The lengthening session generally ends with a new mold. The only difference between us and them is we haven't got a load of internet versions

at Egan us on when we were young. We just got on with it in our bedroom, got a bit embarrassing and moved on with our lives. Exactly, yeah. But the videos that have come out have been remarkable because it's been the tape brothers, a couple of other quite basic kind of, from what I can make out, like, dating advice bros,

you know, the kind of game type bros. Pay me $200 a month and I'll teach you how to attract women by ignoring them kind of bros. And then... And then Nick Fwentes. He's basically the most self-hating closeted homosexual that's ever lived. The general kind of vibe is I get that the two Tate brothers, I mean, they're way older than everybody else.

So you think that if you're listening to, you kind of saw the dynamic in the minibus. They're in the minibus. They're playing an offensive, anti-Semitic. Will people know what we're talking about? Is this just way too terminally online for anyone to care? Everyone knows who the Tate brothers are. everyone knows who Nick Fuentes is

and the other two they're not really worth knowing either there's a tall good looking fellow and there's a is he Thai or Filipino or something like that I don't really know either way just a load of bad men

in a minibus with loads of neon lights in their minibus they're going to a club and they're playing an offensive Kanye West song and then they get in the club and they pay off the DJ or somehow get the DJ to play

the same offensive song and that's been the story I don't know why it's a story. We all know the kind of places they would frequent and the sort of power they would wield. But they are, it's an interesting dynamic because the two older men who, by all, right, should still be under house arrest, it seems,

are, you can tell that they're a bit embarrassed by the younger people's silly nonsense. But the reason is a story online is because people have, basically they've released endless videos of the whole weekend. Right. Right. So it was just a little week,

a little boys weekend. It's like one of Donaldson's little little Euro trips, yeah? Yeah, I think so, yeah. Yeah,

I was about to say, but hugely more problematic, but that's probably not true. No, for different reason. But like, it's brilliant because people have started doing like super cuts of like

this clavicular guy who's supposed to be this, this legend of looks maxing and attracting the opposite sex, just delivering the most tepid, mumbly chat to these women who've somehow been arranged to be there. And it's delightfully,

it's like car crash start. right. Not a confident man. Someone's done a super cut right as well of Andrew Tate sitting around in various different sofas in these VIP areas or Airbnbs endlessly on a loop talking in different ways about why it's not his fault he lost that kickbox in fire.

And by the end of it he's just staring off into the distance saying, yeah, I just don't know what happened, bro. And no one's listening. No one's listening. There's women around him, he's not paying attention to any of them, even though he's a top G. And he's just endlessly reciting out loud the defeat in the kickboxing fight that he had and how he couldn't understand it.

It's very, very sad. It's Wayne Rooney asleep in that hotel room in Manchester, isn't it? It's that kind of like, he's too old to be there. He doesn't want to talk to anybody apart. The problem with these men is they don't. The problem with these men is they don't really spend a lot of time talking to, A, to women, B, to anyone really. They just pronounce, don't they?

They make pronouncements like kings. But when you actually see them talking to somebody else who was trying to have never left the house before. A couple of them, it's genuinely like they've never left the house. But at one point, that clavicular guy is talking to Nick Fuentes. It's horrendous, like anti-Semitic neo, literally neo-Nazi. He deserves a fucking good old kicking in my view. Good old fashioned fucking punch to the face. At one point, this clavicular guy goes up to him and goes,

I'm going to get some girls over, man. and Nick Fuente just goes No, no, no, no, don't, I'm fine, I'm fine, please, I'm fine, looks really frightened. Yeah, it's honestly so odd. Yeah, I see. But, um, would you describe yourself as a top G? Um, I hope they, I would say, yeah.

Always, I don't really know what the responsibility. I don't know what the job description of a G really, entails in these days, I suppose. I don't know where, I don't know what I would have to do, I suppose. Fighting. Fighting, yeah, but like, they're not, they never do they? You've only got the tape. Is his brother tasty?

I don't know. Probably not. Kickboxing guys, they're quite going to do back kicks. But I just always think like everything else is just kicking people in the shin, which bloody hurts. I quite like the fact that someone else on that, all these videos on Twitter. Every time someone post something about how this guy, look at this guy, he's a, you've got to be a top G to be in a room with like 50 attractive women and completely ignore all of them. or this is a look at this guy teaching this other guy how to attract women and stuff and every single one underneath someone's posted that Homer Simpson meme where he's just

saying I sleep in a big bed with my wife because everyone Homer says that to Millhouse Millhouse's dad yeah I'm trying to think about who are kind of who my kind of influencers are do you know what I mean to be who are our own kind of top G's who are who are the people in our lives that we sort of look at on social media that kind of Like we, there's a man who has been covering his fists in dog medicine for months now. And he's called fist of the dog, dog medicine. And he basically just tries out trying to punch stuff because he's absolutely doused his. He's trying to harden his hands.

Yeah, but I don't really know. It's not really made clear why, what the dog medicine does over any other sort of abrasive thing. But he just seems very, and dog medicine, by its very near, was very expensive so it just feels like it just feels like a silly thing to cover you. Part of you wants to try it,

doesn't it? A little bit, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, fist of the dog men's. Back in the day, boxers boxers would like, I mean, Floyd Mayweather used to soak his in like paraffin wax, I think. Right.

And I think way back in the, I'm not really sure. Yeah. But, I mean, I know that like, way, way back in the day, these kind of fighters out in New York and Chicago and places like that used to soak their hands

in like vinegar. or, you know, cow blood or whatever, you know. Right. So it is a thing. People have been soaking their hands for a long old time. And they're going all the way back to when, have you seen the Jean-Claude Van Dam vehicle, Kickboxer? Yeah.

Well, that's like... In the end of level fight where they put his fist in glue and then puts broken glass on them. That feels like a... Ferric victories. You call it? It's a plurik or pirick, I was forget. It's a plight hole, isn't it?

Because if you punched on a glass stuck into your hands, you're going to hurt yourself. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Well, maybe you just... Bax's his knuckles for being nice and tough. What type of dog medicine was it? I don't know.

Yeah, it's not really made clear. Yeah, I don't know. It could be anything really, couldn't it? Could be, you know, heart medicine. Could be anything really, I suppose. But yeah. Do you remember when we're kids and you used to, do you ever soak your conkers in vinegar?

I mean, your actual conkers, not your nuts. Yeah, that was a big thing. I've seen sort of like, there's been a little bit of interesting conkers. There's loads of conkers around where we live. And I always think... My son loves them. Yeah, I have seen a couple of people, like,

Wharton School with conkers on strings, which is lovely and sort of, it's a lovely. It has been known for my son to insist on going to bed with a small mason jar full of conkers. You've got to make sure that's tight though. You've got to, otherwise he's just eating them. I said he asked to. I didn't say he did. Oh, right. Okay, that's fine.

Yeah. Yeah. But children do make demands of you that you literally cannot. Does your kid go to bed with like things that are non-traditional, like, that aren't cuddly toys and stuff like that? No, mainly just. There's a family of really expensive, I don't know why we bought the most expensive sort of rabbits,

a rabbit family. Absolute silly nonsense because I had to buy like spare ones, which cost upwards of like 40 quid. And so, yeah, she insists on just constant access to these little rabbits. And then she complains that the hands are wet. It's like, yeah, because you keep sucking on them. It's just this cause an effect that she hasn't. got a handle on.

So my son will go through like a different car every night to go to bed with it or a stone or something. It's something new, yeah. Well, that's nice. At least you can, but does he have to choose it for himself? Can you not choose the item for him? It's part of the, well,

you'll be familiar with this. It's part of the original and nightly procrastination routine. Right, okay. Where do he stand on teeth brushing? Daddy, I need this particular car. It's very important to my sleep. Yeah. No, he brushes his teeth every night.

He doesn't, he does do that. I mean, he doesn't, it's a lot of bribery involved, isn't there? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've made a rod from my back where chocolate has been administered on a warm on occasion. What, to brush your teeth with? That seems counterproductive to me. Dog medicine.

Very counterproductive. All a dog medicine. But yeah, I mean, like teethbrush, I'd just get involved in the end now. Like, should put it at a mouth and I'll just go, give it here. I'm doing this. I'm taking all this project. Kids apparently aren't supposed to brush her own teeth till they're about seven. Yeah, I guess so.

But did we? I can't really remember, to be honest. I can't remember the last time my parents brushed my teeth. I don't know. I don't think they'd be able to do it now. How are your parents doing? How are my parents doing? Yeah, it seems fine.

My dad's... Stu's okay. My Stu's up to date with his, um, with his Werdle. So yeah. Flujab. Oh, it's Wurdle. A Wurdle and the Flood Jap. Have we absolutely done you in sleep-wise?

How, because I guess, what days is today? Tuesday. Monday's one of those days where I think the people stay up, way later than they need to. If I'm still awake at 10pm these days, it's a notable event. I went for dinner with some old friends last week, and I specifically requested a 7 o'clock dinner.

Nice. Okay. Yeah, so you finish by about. I always sort of overestimate how long food takes. I've started sort of really cutting back and sort of going, this is a half an hour situation, and then we can just get on doing something else. Well, so when you go for dinner, what do you mean? It doesn't take as long as you always think. We always think it's going to take it like two hours.

It never does. You finish by, in about. As soon as your food comes, half an hour. Exactly, yeah. How long does it take for you to feel like you've been in a dinner? Half an hour and then I'm looking, I'm getting itchy. I want to know. I want to know where the bill is.

I don't know where the receipts are. I want to do me. Because I think you might be right. Because in London, they always might turn the tables around within two hours, don't they? Yes. Which is ideal for me. Absolutely ideal.

Yeah, but I don't understand why people want to book dinner at like 9 o'clock. Like 9 o'clock, fuck off. I'm not having dinner at 9 o'clock. There's so many reasons why I'm not having dinner at 9 or even later than that. One, because I feel like if you go early, if you want to do something else afterwards you can, in my case, it's go home and go to bed. But, you know, secondly, it feels to me like if it's a nice enough restaurant, the people are going to be on their toes at opening,

and the food's going to be at its best, freshest. They're going to cook it the best, they're not going to be stressed. All of the little bottles that they sort of, you know, do their decorations with. They'd be full and new and fresh. Exactly. Yeah. Completely agree. The most optimal time to have a dinner, I reckon, is 6.30.

Yeah. Because that's how I do, because afterwards you can take, you know, and your bairn can come then, half six. No way. No way. What's the fanciest restaurant you've taken your bairn to? Pizza Express. That is fancy, to be fair. No, what's the point of that?

What do you mean? I've never taken him to any fancy restaurant. Well, not so fancy, but one way, I'm trying to think with the fancies place. Well, like a gastro pub for lunch, I've done that. Yeah, a nice pub. I think that's a... I think you could probably, looking back on it now, when we never did this, because your new parents is a bit different.

But if you've got like a newborn, you could probably go, and they're sleeping, you can go anywhere. Because people, I feel like people overestimate how disturbing, a newborn baby can be to you. And also... Because they're so small. They're not very loud. They're so small and their little lungs are so tiny

that they don't really make all that much noise. And your lungs, of course, never developed properly because of your asthma. No, just absolutely destroyed by asthma. I don't know what's got on in the old body. You can't make a loud noise either, really. Peter, why don't we have a break? When we come back, I want to talk to you about

another thing that's been up to recently. Okay. All right then. We're back with the Luke and Pete show. Lucie, before we get to you and what you've been up to, have you seen that guy on social media who goes around and solves squatting problems? No, tell me more. He's a bloco in America who, I don't know how,

I think squatters' rights are slightly less, slightly more complicated in the US. I always just assumed there was no such thing of squatting in the US. People just fucking get their guns out and blast away. Apparently not, but like they, so there's a guy who will sort of basically have a project So he'll have somebody who's taken residence in somebody's house

and who wants riddle them. He'll squat himself. He'll go in and squat himself. And he'll just make himself a bloody nuisance. So he'll be like banging pans and just being an idiot. And say that the resident is looking at his bomb and stuff. Like a real pain of the bomb. And he's added like a couple of like quite complex cases where he's had to sort of think outside the box.

Now, he, a lot of the people who are squatting are on parole. And what he's done is, what he's done is, so squatting isn't a criminal matter. It's a, is it civil? I don't know. It's all right. But it's a lot of people are on parole. So what he does is he has a gun license.

He brings his gun into the house. Now, a lot of people on parole aren't allowed to live in houses with a gun in it. so he basically He sounds like a gnarc this guy A snitch He's not like snitch Is he a terrible bloke?

I don't know He's certainly got stones I'll give him that Storms on the gun But yeah He'll ring the police and go Sorry there's somebody In parole

They're in a house With somebody with a gun It's like yeah All right So he is a snitch Yeah he is a massive snitch Yeah What's his motivation for doing it?

I don't know He's just really against squatters Um Midlife crisis Wife kicked him out Yeah probably Probably Yeah

Well What are you going to get into when your Mrs kicks you out? Oh, I don't know. Probably strolling. I think you accused me of being the sort of person who would just cut around. Yeah, you would.

Just walk around, cut around, sort of doing odds and sods. Yeah, I think you'd do a little bit of handyman stuff, a little bit time in the bookies, a little bit time in the pub. It would only be a Weathers pub, though. Putting on me 50piacas. Yeah, it'd only be a Weathers pub you'd ever go in.

I reckon I could see you the kind of guy who would like hang around outside a hardware store. Yeah, what, people giving unsolicited advice in the B&Q? Yeah, I can see you doing that, yeah. Me, I would probably be, if it was me, they got kicked out, what would I get into? I think I'd probably try and get into fitness and be really bad at it. Right, okay, yeah. Or golf, just golf probably.

Golf, well, you're a golf guy now, aren't you? Have you been to the links lately? I haven't recently because I've hurt my shoulder. Oh, that's it. Going back down the range with, um, with Phil on Thursday. Right. So that would be the first trip out to the range since the shoulder injury just before Christmas. So we'll see how we go.

How's your short game? Because presumably with the actual smashing stuff that you do, and surely it's all about range. Yeah, I think really what's what you've got to get into. When you start getting into golf and you get on the range and you start hitting the balls and stuff, and you think, oh, I've hit that quite a long way and it's straight. I must be good at golf now. You've got to remember half your shots and a golf round of putt, right?

Yes. Okay. So you've got to putt in. Like you say, you've got to get good around the greens and all that kind of stuff. I haven't really approached that yet. I've started playing golf from scratch. But I was speaking to Johnny Dutch from the thing about Arsenal, which is our new show that we've released for Arsenal fans.

And he's a golfer and he saw my swing and he was like, that is a good swing. That is a good swing. He was impressive. He's impressed. So fingers crossed, I'm going places, mate. Shall we get you one of those little sort of executive bowl returners that you see? I'd like that. A little kind of little thing.

For putting? Yeah, for putting. How do you feel about golf? You're not interested? I think it would be nice, but it's one of those things that I think I'd sort of try twice and go, I'm not, I'm not good enough. I'm just not good enough here. Not enjoying it.

What's mad for me is I went and had a, I treated myself to like a handful of lessons. And the improvement in what I was doing from when I first walked in there to the end of the first lesson was actually surprising even to me. And I'm obviously an overconfident man anyway. It was remarkable what he was able to do just by saying, look, do this, think about this, think about that, stand like that, hold it like that. You're a, you know, you've played sport before, so you cordoned and they should be fine. And it was actually okay. Do you not want to kind of, are you not interested in kind of being very bold and, you know, when you're on the, when you're at the driving range, just, you know, that's a bigan.

Do you know what I mean? Like, start of getting really cocky. Maybe, you know, because normally happens is, as I was saying before, to my mate, what you hear is a, bing, oh, fuck sake. That's what I tend to hear from here. Yeah. Yeah. As I warm up for like 15 minutes and then top one about five yards to the left. I did see someone do that on the, I do take the dogs walking on a golf course quite a lot.

Oh, do they get pissed off with you for doing that? No, not really. I don't really know what the rules are because it's a, it's a, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it seems to be very sort of loosey goosey. as to who's allowed on to actually play the golf and who's not. That's what you should be like Lucy Goosey. Lucy. So, yeah, I don't know what the situation is, but I just saw somebody absolutely, he was with his friends.

He was an old gentleman and he absolutely cut one. And it sort of just jumped in the air and then went exactly where it was before. Yeah. But then he hit it fine after that topping, right? Okay. Because what happens is you come up off the shot and you lift your head or whatever and all you're doing is scraping the top of the ball. You're not actually getting through the ball properly.

I see. Yeah. The risk of that being like genuinely terrible chat though. Should we digress? Yes, that's digress. What I was going to say was that what I've been up to is trying to move house. Yes. Okay.

And it's becoming all consuming. Have you thought about squatting? I tried to squat and then a bloke turned out of a gun. Yeah. And that's against your parole agreement. So no. So you've been spending a lot of time in other people's houses kind of, yeah,

it just seems to be endlessly having to get out of my house at quite short notice for people to come. Yeah. And then having to trapes around trying to find another house exactly where it is and wait for the estate agent. Sometimes it's raining and you get in. And in about 30 seconds a half the time, you realize you never want to live there,

but you've got to go through to whole foul jamboree of pretending that it's a nice house. Yeah, I mean, can you talk yourself into a house? Can you talk, I mean, but more importantly, can you talk about your partner? That's what I was saying to the Wi-Fi of access to, which is that I think some estate agents think that they can sell you into a house. Yes, okay. You can't do that. It's not like that.

It's not like you're on QVC, you know. People know where they want to live, generally speaking. You might reveal some information which moves the dial slightly. Yeah. But there's no way you're convincing someone to move to a house they want to move into, especially for that amount of money. So all they are really is effectively people that will, if they're good, will guide you through a process and keep you informed and manage and organise the selling and all that kind of stuff. Like they're not, they're not sales people really. Yeah.

I mean, it's just the whole thing is it kind of wears you down after a while. Do you sort of like look at a house and you sort of go, oh, that looks nice. But it looks nice now because they've got all the stuffing. It's not going to have their stuff in. It's going to have your stuff in. Oh, they've got great taste. Oh, I've got terrible taste. I'm going to make this house a fucking rosser.

I remember getting very excited because someone had sort of installed an entire kind of sonous sort of speaker system around the house. But they were all removable. And I was like, they're going to take those with them. You can request, though. You can request it again. Yeah.

When I bought this house, I remember the people who sold this house to me, I don't know them. And it was years and years ago. And they're probably never going to hear this. So they shouldn't take this personally if they do hear it. But I felt like they had really bad taste because they had some nice furniture in the house, which I quite like the look of.

Yeah. And there's some truly terrible stuff. And I requested some of the nice stuff to stay. And they agreed, like instantly. Right. So they didn't know what was going on. And then they said, but just so you know, in case you were thinking about asking, you can't have this, this and this.

And I was like, I don't want that fucking monstrosity. I mean, if you leave that in, that's going straight in the skip. Yeah. So sometimes if you ask, you can get stuff. But like, could you like ask someone, to like, can you take that away and for your own sake, burn it. It's terrible. I will pay more money for you to burn all of your stuff.

Start a fire the day before I move in, please. Anyway, so that's what's been grinding my gears. I'll probably have some more updates in future shows. Hopefully we make a bit of progress. The key thing is to get someone to try and buy this place first. Otherwise, you can't do anything, can you? Exactly. No.

You were in first time buy with your place, so weren't you? Yes, yes, we were. Yeah, I certainly was anyway. Easy, isn't it? All right. batteries this week. No. People need to

up their game. Get him in. But still still on Christmas holidays while the sounds of it. He is. Hello at Lukepeachio.com.

He's at C.EX the consumer electronic show in Las Vegas. What's he doing? He's just, he's probably hanging out with that. Do you see that robot

at the CES this year that basically waved, like basically came over to a lot of people that were just hanging out and just said, come with me,

follow me. Walked outside and the crowd just sort of followed it and then it punched itself. in the face and it just shut down. It was a really interesting situation.

I don't know if there's an art piece. I don't know whether it was just a robot having a bad time. But yeah. I saw one where it was it was dancing around with its kind of developer or whatever and copying everything the developer did. And the developer managed to kick himself in the groin with his own robot. No, it kicked him and it kicked the developer in the bollocks by accident. Yeah.

And he went down like a sack of shit and the robot mimicked his movements. It was very funny. And it's good because I know at the back of my mind this is the end of the world but there's at least a couple of good videos. Yeah, completely agree. Completely agree. All right then, get your emails in.

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