The Luke and Pete Show - Frolicking in a bag of leaves

Episode Date: October 17, 2024

Is Pete a frolicker? Why is he so obsessed with leaves? And are these things related to why he never pays his tax on time? Elsewhere the lads discuss foods that are acceptable to eat in the morni...ngs and wonder if Donny could 3D print a gigantic donut boy, in parts, to send to someone as a threat.And, just before they go, there's time to run the rule over your latest battery submissions, and assess why baby owls always sleep face down... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:51 Get into the game with Monopoly DoublePlayer McDonald's. While supplies last one in five chances to win GameCube prizes at outset, chances to win DoublePlay prizes based on time of code entry and draw prizes based on number of entries in each draw. See rules in app. It's The Luke and Pete Show, it's Thursday 17th October, I'm Pete Donaldson, I'm joined by Mr. Lukey Moe, Lukey Moe how the devil are you? Very good thank you, yes no complaints this end Peter, as usual full of the joys of autumn,
Starting point is 00:01:22 as I usually am. Yeah, you do like a bit of pumpkin spice latte, don't you Action? And some crunching on some lovely leaves. Shav-mul-in-me-gov. Shav-mul-in-me-gov. It's free pork scratchings, isn't it? It's free pork scratchings. I do go out of my way to tread on a particularly crispy leaf though. I do too, yeah. I'm a big fan, but I do worry that makes me look like someone who is willing
Starting point is 00:01:49 to frolic at the drop of a hat or a drop of a leaf. I don't want to see people looking at me. I think you are a bit of a frolicer, aren't you? You reckon? I don't think, I think taking the term frolic in 2024, some may see it as, you know, self-care. I would see it as indulgent. You're an odd frolicer. You wouldn't frolic in the way that most other people that I know frolic? No, I'm more of a sort of panicked, panicked stress head. That's been my morning basically.
Starting point is 00:02:19 I've been frolicing, but in between things like power cuts and that we've got a mouse and just lots of things and I've been trying to edit a video for about three weeks that I have yet to get around to actually finishing and I feel like the mouse has got something to do with it I think the mouse keeps nibbling at my free time. It could be nibbling your free time, nibbling at your cables. Yeah. And that's what's causing all these issues.
Starting point is 00:02:49 Could be. Well, we do get a lot of power cuts in our street, but we usually are- What is that? We don't have the power cuts usually, but we don't, so we're usually the ones who are handing over the extension socket over the wall, over the fence.
Starting point is 00:03:05 But in this case very much we got a dose of it basically. Apparently if they turn off your power for a certain amount of time, you're allowed to claim for a bit of din-dins. Oh nice! Yeah, the next door got a wagamama out of it. Well presumably the energy company, I think you can... It's almost worth it, isn't it? Well, I mean, if you've had it off all day
Starting point is 00:03:28 You can yeah, you can you get 50 quid and I think I think if you get 10 in a year in a calendar year You get a hundred quid. It's not bad is it? I mean that's that's Solve the energy crisis Substation and do some kicking. Yeah, is your street's power still being generated by that Anglo-Saxon water mill at the bottom of the street? It is, it's all gas lamps and stuff, it's all gas lamps like the ones on London. I don't think it's worth a hundred quid. No, you're probably right. But... Thames water must owe me about 200 grand by now cash in cash in and you can't see you can't Say further than cash in on though, can you or if a taxman's definitely not that?
Starting point is 00:04:10 You can't Well, you know, but you've established you don't pay your tax anyway. No, don't bother. Well, I pay it late Which in cuz well it incurs fines. So in many ways, I'm paying more tax than I'm due Admin is it because is it because you simply will not put just a reminder in your phone to say gotta pay this or have you spent all the money on things like 3D printers? Spent all the money on 3D printers Luke, that's the issue I think. That's the issue. The only reason why I knew that the power had gone off is that my 3D print had stopped,
Starting point is 00:04:46 something that really upset me, so there we go. What's the current project on the 3D printer pipeline at the moment? I've got like a little square. We've got some issues with the power supply. We've got issues with power in the stack studio. And I was thinking that I could put like this little wire sort of protector over some of the 3D printers.
Starting point is 00:05:08 I've done some of those, but my current project is a little is a little bit of plastic to fit in the central screen that I don't use on my car. And then I could just mount an Android Auto thing over the top of it. And it'll be it'll be absolutely fine. And you know what, Luke, because I'm a given sort of person, I'll put that 3D mesh online for the other Toyota Century owners.
Starting point is 00:05:30 I'll put that online and go, you know what, that's a nice- What, it's like a little template kind of prototype thing? A little template, you go, print this out and if it works I'll say, look, you can have this for free, no, stop, put that money away. Basically, it looks like a little little popped out you put in front of your screen and you mount a little Android thing over the top of it and How much do you reckon you could charge for it though? It doesn't look pretty I'll tell you that much. It kind of looks a bit like
Starting point is 00:05:56 Nasher out of Dennis the Menace and Nasher it's all right it's very it's very kind of like spiky and stuff you probably wouldn't want it near anything valuable the way I've printed it. You don't put that in the right heart, will you? No, no. But I will give that back to the, there's a man who fixes bits of Toyota Century. It's a car that nobody has.
Starting point is 00:06:15 20 people have them in the UK. They're not very popular. 20 people. And I know that for a fact, 20 people. And so it's impossible to like find good advice about them, nobody's really tinkering about them because there's just too few of them. And there's a man on YouTube who does loads of stuff and he was fixing the cone on his subwoofer in the back of the car and he was gluing some kind of foam around it so it would
Starting point is 00:06:43 kind of basically be suspended in a foam and it wouldn't make it like scratchy noise it would improve the sound of your subwoofer anyway so I'm watching this while I'm while I'm in the bath and all the comments are just like dickheads going oh you've got glue where you shouldn't have got glue and stuff and I'm going and like there's loads of paper just criticizing him and he's the only man doing it he's the's the only man who's taking up his time to not only fix his own car, but fill himself doing it to show everybody else how to fix theirs. And everyone's having all the fucking blocks on the internet are having a go at him. And I never leave comments, but I sort of went,
Starting point is 00:07:17 you're doing the Lord's work, thank you for that mate. Just to sort of... Oh, did you? Just to sort of give it a bit on the other side. But, God, people on the internet are awful, aren't they? Little no-it-alls. That's what the internet's like though, right? But what must the other 19 Toyota Century owners in the country be like, do you think? What's your kind of general impression of what they would be like? I'm on a WhatsApp group with some of them and quite Brexit. They're quite tough.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Surprisingly, after the duties they presumably just paid. Exactly, yeah. Yeah, they're very pro things. I'm not necessarily pro. Do you want any positive WhatsApp groups? The Ramble is life-affirming. Even though everyone calls me a clown for being a clown, honestly. Well, to be fair, the most recent contribution you've made the night before doing a ramble
Starting point is 00:08:12 episode was that you were about to settle down to watch an England game at 7.45 and it finished at 7. Yeah, well I mean what's it- What do you expect? But what kind of responses do you think you are inviting with that kind of content? We're playing Finland. What's that, an hour in advance? What, how are they starting at 5 o'clock? That doesn't make any sense. What's going on? Unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:08:32 The most WhatsApp information I get from you is all the blokes on that football team that want to fight each other. Have you left that football team now because they didn't register you for a game and you had to sit on the bench and you couldn't come on? Well, I mean, we'll see what happens next week. I'm not a man who stands by his convictions, Luke. I'm sure I'll be back on Sunday. I'm sure they'll do that to me again. Did you actually articulate that publicly? I explained, he said, well, what if you got a yellow card?
Starting point is 00:09:01 I said, I am an angel. On the field, off the field, I'm Gary Minnicka. I am the Gary Minnicka of this level. They'll never catch me. By which I mean, I'll shit myself. Did you articulate publicly how annoyed you were with the fact that you couldn't come on because they didn't register you or didn't sign you on? It weren't raining. It wasn't raining. I mean it was a two-holder. I didn't even get upset
Starting point is 00:09:21 with each other. I wasn't going to improve that. They're really good footballers and I'm bad. I wasn't gonna improve that they're really good footballers and I'm bad I was gonna I wasn't gonna improve anything so get would you say you're the worst player in the team? No second-worst definitely second-worst and who else is worse than you? The worst gets his name at the in the McAlely role which I am and it's always got to be someone on the field that I sort of go you know what I reckon I'm better than him there's always got to be there's always got to be someone on the field that I sort of go, you know what, I reckon I'm better than him. There's always got to be one person where you sort of go,
Starting point is 00:09:47 you know what, on my day, I reckon I could probably bring more to the team than that lad. So that's all I need, that's all I require. Would you rate yourself as a good judge of a player? Yes, yeah, I think I would actually. But I judge everyone as being very, very good. Everyone's just great. Like everyone was shouting at the goalkeeper saying he's coming out too quickly He's these kicks of shit and I'm going well, he's better than me though isn't he and I've played in nets
Starting point is 00:10:12 He is How come you weren't even getting? He's better than a lot of the shit. Better than a lot of the shit I've seen Are you not getting a nod in nets these days because you are you are starting to develop a reputation as a frolicker? Oh it's because of your wrist? Because of my wrist. Too much frolicing. Too much frolicing. Too much frolicing gets you a bollican is this. But I can imagine, sadly, and I hope you know, obviously I hope you outlive me because that
Starting point is 00:10:37 would be the polite thing to say, but the day you drop down dead, if I'm at your funeral, do you think there's a chance I'll ask you the same few words? I will sing the requiem! Is that, what's his name? Gerard Way? Save the day. Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Yeah. There's only one good chemical romance. I've got this mini dyslexic thing. I don't want to kind of cheapen people's actual dyslexia, but I've got this, let me put it a different way, I've got this block in my mind for a couple of things. One is that I always confuse my chemical romance and my bloody Valentine, even though they're both very different. And I also get confused between left and right sided football players. Right, okay.
Starting point is 00:11:28 So I have to make notes ahead of Ramble Records and stuff. You're Pep Guardiola though. Like doesn't he switch his sometimes just for a laugh? Yeah but I don't switch him, I just get confused as to whether they're left or right footed or they play on the left or the right. So I have to make notes ahead of them. That's a little insight to our listeners then. Left footed players on the right. That's a left footed player on the right and a right footed player they play on the left or the right so I have to make notes. That's a little insight to our listeners then. Left footed players on the right. That's a left footed player on the right and a right footed player on the left. That's not the problem Peter, I understand that.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Back in the 90s it was fine. You knew where St. Clair played but now everyone just kind of floats around doing whatever they want. Do you know what I think it is? I feel like I'm watching a different match to Andy Brassill. I don't know what... I'm looking at what I think is a fourth or two. People are whipping in crosses. It's just... I don't know what half space is. I just said to you half a minute ago, do you rate yourself as a judging of a player? You said yes. Yeah, at my level.
Starting point is 00:12:19 What is your level? Not at your league level. I thought that Sammy Amiobi was going to be the great white hope for Newcastle United. I thought that Shefki Kukyobi was gonna be the great white hope for Newcastle United I've thought that Chef Kikuki was gonna be the great white hope I think every player who's got who's a bit cheeky. I sort of go he's a bit cheeky He can improvise but managers don't want improvising I love to see your scatting reports Yeah, jazz
Starting point is 00:12:42 This guy knows his jazz Do you know why I've got this mental block? I think it's because if you have, you heard people say that generally now people's memories are a lot worse than they used to be because people don't need to remember anything because they can just look it up. I think when it comes to that kind of stuff in football, you know, what I used to do is I used to play so much championship manager that it was all there in front of me and now I don't play anymore. I can't be relied upon. Right, okay, to remember. I guess, yeah, but also like all of those games have
Starting point is 00:13:15 become super, super grotesquely over busy. You know, you have, if you start as as a I don't know gates heads even at the gates level you'll have about three teams you gotta worry about developmental under 17s you got all these kind of guys who's real who's not real who's a regen who's not especially when you start getting them you know decades down the line apparently there's a bit of a bit of trouble with the new football manager, everyone's getting very upset that I think the release date keeps on getting pushed back and back. Oh right why's that?
Starting point is 00:13:50 I think it's just because they've just got a new game engine so it looks all pretty in that and I think they're sort of seeing this as a big sort of generational change in football manager and I think they want to sort of get it, right I think not to be a pro football manager voice, but I do think that VideoM developers bloody hell they have they have a bloody difficult job Yeah, but you are in the pocket a big football manager, and you have been for years Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah that that one 250 quid job. I'm only 400 quid job Is see has bought me off for my lifetime. When they unceremoniously dumped you for Ralph Innocent.
Starting point is 00:14:30 For Ralph Innocent, old Finchie from the office, yeah. Yeah. Nevermind. Going back to your 3D printing thing, last time we chatted on here, you said you were gonna try and, at some point, print a massive owl. Right, okay, well you want me to print a massive owl.
Starting point is 00:14:46 No, you said you were going to. Oh yeah, no, I did. I printed a small owl, but I had the model of the owl that someone else had made, and then I made it really small. So I thought, well that's, you know, just to get me sort of started, I don't want to start too big, and then I've got a big owl I've got to get rid of and then if people see me
Starting point is 00:15:07 putting a big owl in a bin people are gonna ask questions aren't they? Silhouetted! A 3D printed owl and a real owl looks exactly the same. Have you seen the baby owls need to sleep on the face front on the floor? No I haven't seen that. Yeah the baby owls sleep like they've been splatted because their heads are too heavy. Yeah, the owls sleep on the slate, they've been splatted. Cause their heads are too heavy. Yeah. Ow!
Starting point is 00:15:30 Can they say it? Can he say it? He says owl all the time, that's why he likes it so much. You can actually say it. But you know that, speaking of that, have you seen footage of when,
Starting point is 00:15:41 when baby birds first fly the nest, for a while, because they're so used to their mother putting the food in their mouth, like the little worms and that, this footage of them seeing a worm on the floor and just opening their mouth over the worm, expecting the worm just to jump into their mouth. To jump in, right, okay, they don't know that they have to go out. And get really confused as to why they can't eat it. The worm isn't... The worm isn't...
Starting point is 00:16:08 Yeah. Like the boogeyman. Yeah. I would say that like... Well, how do they figure that out then? If they've only ever been sort of... I think eventually they just kind of work it out. These walk avocado toss munching birds.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Like what? Like these absolute snowflakes. Like how are they going to learn to be big boy ow boy owls you know munching away at all the worms I don't think it's I'm not sure of it's owls the one I saw just looked like a little bird of some other description it wasn't an owl but I also like when you see owls when they're coming into land they always look like they've got a little pair of pajama pajama bottoms on. Right, okay, what? Their little legs?
Starting point is 00:16:48 Their little legs. You mean they're like... Well, they've just got furry legs, but in a very neat way, look, they're wearing pajamas. Right, okay. I like it when you grab an owl's legs and then lift it up like that, and their legs start... Their legs are longer than you think, basically. Yeah, their legs go... It's really weird. First of all, have you ever picked up an owl?
Starting point is 00:17:06 Never picked up an owl. Never had the pleasure, sir. Never had the pleasure of, sir. But you are right to say their legs are longer than you think, absolutely. But I do think there's potential in the you 3D printing a massive owl could be the gateway drug to printing your own donut boy.
Starting point is 00:17:27 Oh that's a good point actually maybe I could make a maybe I could sort of would you reckon I could get one of those because you can get 3D scanners as well the problem is whenever I get something um and it's my new hobby and I go right I'm gonna do this and then I sort of go right how can I spend more money on this hobby so that means I can't pay tax in January? Like what can I do? And so I'm like going, right, maybe I could get like one of those 3D scanners and like basically copy everything I see, like something out of Star Trek, and then that's how you get you. That's how the, you know, the police outside South End Station are apprehending a man 3D scanning a donut statue under the cover of darkness.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Your 3D printer's presumably nowhere near big enough to do a donut boy, right? No, but you could do bits, couldn't you? You could do him in bits. Well, and assemble it. Well, I'll post them to his family. Go. We need 300 quid to buy another donut boy and then he can have yours back. Yeah that's nice. That's a really nice way of doing it I think. You can do it like an airfix one I think. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:32 I think I might buy you a donut boy for Christmas. I think I might just work it out. I was going to deliver you for donut boy wasn't I? Yeah. You should. You should. I like the way you boringly went, yeah you should. You should. I like the way, like how you boringly went, yeah, you should, yeah. No, you should because I think if Deliveroo are listening here, and they should be sponsoring us because
Starting point is 00:18:52 we're a pair of lovely lads, lovely boys. I'm Deliveroo. They've got Deliveroo Premium and they've got like a special special tier now, haven't they? Just sort of go, do you want your foods? Even not as late as the one that you paid for? Like the special special one. So I've noticed you can pay extra for them to come straight to you. Is that what you mean?
Starting point is 00:19:13 Yeah. No, because you get, because I think you get that, I think you get that anywhere if you have delivery premium or whatever it is. And then there's a tier above that that's like we will drop everything and get this food to you. Do you know what I mean? That's weird. Is that what you use when we're having a meeting? What do you mean? Yeah, because it's the don't upset Lukey Mure option but I always fall fan of that. It will upset me.
Starting point is 00:19:40 It will upset you anyway. It's quite exciting exciting breaking news as we're recording. Tuchel and the England manager job. We'll talk about that on the ramble I'm sure but that's...he's an old man. Has that happened? Well they're talking with him apparently. FA holds talk to Tuchel after the England manager job. We talked about that on the show this come out on Tuesday. I talked about that already. I don't want to talk about that with you you fucking wanker. Why not? I think he's weird. I do too. What I was going to say was, Peter, I'd love Deliveroo to sponsor us, you and I, to be Deliveroo drivers. You know, when you only get those DJs doing a back to back
Starting point is 00:20:20 DJ set where they do one solo each. Right, you end your shift, I start mine. No, I think we take it in terms to do delivery. So you finish your, you're delivering, you're delivering fish and chips to number 24 down there. Once you've done it, you tag me in, I'm taking a burger to number 87. Why don't we just, why don't we join up and just do the same, like the same job? Like, you know, both of us, we Why don't we join up and just do the same, like the same job? Like, you know, both of us. We could do it faster. We could post... I could post a chip through the door. You could post a chip through the door. I could post a chip through the door until the whole food has been dispatched.
Starting point is 00:20:54 I'd be better and quicker than you. I don't think it would be. I'm maneuverable. You'd get lost. I would not get lost. I know this. I know the city like the back of my hand. But don't ask Sarah. You'd over complicate it. Try and introduce technology and fuck it up. Particular David Lloyd Jim situation. I had to took it to the Virgin Active one instead.
Starting point is 00:21:17 In the wrong town. So that was good. Glad I did that. Glad I did that. Why are you like this? Brilliant. Why are you like this? That's what she said. Why are you like this? Pete, let like this? That's what she said. Why are you like this? Peter, let's take a break. When we come back we've got some batteries to do and it's exciting because we're doing
Starting point is 00:21:29 this on our own this week because producer Taylor's on holiday. She's gone to Budapest. So we're flying without the safety net. I've got to write the synopsis and you've got to edit the episode. People should be listening out for Easter eggs, by which I mean dropped edits and stuff that shouldn't be in there. Dropped edits. Can you do the socials as well? Thanks a minute. People should be listed out for Easter eggs by which I mean dropped edits and stuff that shouldn't be in there dropped edits Can you do the social as well? Thanks, man?
Starting point is 00:21:49 I haven't got the login if I look if I try and get the login it's gonna send a Dual factor authentication to somebody's phone, and I don't know whose phone it is It'll say Google pixel to a and I don't fucking who's gone in there. That's not me Tell Taylor I've done it. Ha ha ha ha! She won't, she won't, she's on holiday. She's having a nice time. We'll be back in a bit.
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Starting point is 00:23:36 While supplies last, one in five chances to win GameCube prizes at outset, chances to win Double Play prizes based on time of code entry, and draw prizes based on number of entries in each draw. See rules in App. prizes based on time of code entry and draw prizes based on number of entries in each draw. See rules in app. And we're back after that advert break and we've got some battery brands for you if you've got some batteries you found in summing what you own. It's not short for Boramal.com, definitely not that. Hello at Lukepichure.com. Too cool being in England for the England job. Morning gents, Adrian says afternoon here. Oh don't start with morning then, I mean just back yourself Adrian for crying out loud. As I'm sitting here watching the Sydney Swans get absolutely pumped in the AFL Grand Final and realizing why I
Starting point is 00:24:14 don't actually like AFL, I found this lone battery in the drawer under our TV cabinet. Sounds like a thrilling match Adrian. No idea where it's come from but hopefully a new player. I might start to like AFL if Sydney make more some sort of second half comeback, probably not though, and then an update at the end, they did shit their bed. Brisbane Lions won by 60 points. Eclipse, Eclipse, Super Alkaline, it's got a helpful arrow that's pointing towards the positive battery terminal, it's all going off. Yeah, it's not a new player, Adrian, I'm afraid, because it was sent in on the 18th of July of last year
Starting point is 00:24:50 by you. What? By Adrian himself. What? So the only person to send this battery in is Adrian. He sent it in a couple of weeks ago, for which this is, we're checking the eligibility now. The only other person to send it in is Adrian on the 18th of July last year.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Right. Hang on. So, I mean, it's good that Adrian is joining in with our forgetfulness, but like, is it the same picture? Has Adrian just found it found it a different piece of what's the other email say? No, it's not the same picture. So it's a different picture some other some other batteries as well, but in this first email he talks about Just got back to Australia from seven weeks of entering around England I've been to Whitley Bay. I went to two newcastle United games, I took my son to the Isle of Wight festival, I stayed the night in a hotel which backed onto Fratton Park, blah blah blah and he's in that, he's included seven different types of battery of which the Eclipse
Starting point is 00:25:59 Super Alkaline is one. Oh wow. So what do we do? Would that be fair? Well I don't know because presumably we didn't read that out unless we did read that out. Put that in the battery daddy. Well Adrian has to get it then, he has to be in the battery daddy. If not for now for the email he sent all those many moons ago. After this recording I'll head down to
Starting point is 00:26:20 the basement, I'll find the battery daddy, blow the dust off it, open it up and if it eclipses super alkaline's already in there, then we know Adrian's already in. If not, I'll put him in. But that's amazing, amazing to have over a year apart and he's still only the only person to send them in. Yeah, good stuff. Well, is Adrian making his own battery?
Starting point is 00:26:40 Is this what's going on? And he doesn't want, is that 3D printed, that picture? And he doesn't want and he doesn't want the is that 3d printed that picture and he doesn't want is you know the waste of time and effort and electricity to do it Brett has got in touch hopefully one he hasn't sent him previously hello gents on holiday in Croatia with a girlfriend of course in the days leading up the trip she could be forgiven for mistaken my eager anticipation of traveling being owed to sunny skies and swimming in warm seas when in reality it was for pulling apart foreign air conditioners and TV remotes to uncover what batteries may be hidden
Starting point is 00:27:11 within for the good people of the L&P nation. Have a look at these! Arrow! Triple A's! Requisitions from said TV remote. Are they a new player? A-R-O. Arrow! It's like a baby saying hello. Yeah it is a bit. They're not new players I'm afraid because film loves A R O. It's like a baby saying hello. Yeah, it is a bit. Arro. They're not new players, I'm afraid, because Phil Lowe sent them in in 2022. Hello to you, Phil. Yeah, he sent in Arro's, yeah, a while back.
Starting point is 00:27:36 So I'm afraid you're only the third person to send them in. No, second person to send them in actually, Brett, but you're not quite a new player. So thank you very much for including in the photo of Seb Battery a lovely scene with a beautiful catamaran bobbing along in some kind of, looks like some kind of harbour maybe, some kind of ocean. Beautiful, I think it looks like it's full on ocean for me. Seaside view from the hotel room, lovely stuff. You wouldn't have harbour views would you? You'd want sea views if you were going to build a hotel. Probably. Well I hope that you wanged that Arlo straight into the sea once you'd finished taking that picture.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Tom! Hello, the look of the Pete's. Love the show, someone who finally recently bought a car for my family. I feel awful. I was not as interested in my choices. Pete would have been a scored-er. Anyway, here's my first attempt at the battery daddy. Expect this to be a bit off, but I'd never heard of them myself. These came out of my son's mini piano that started glitching as they ran out. A lot of mini musical instruments for children that we see on the Battery Daddy. A lot of batteries destined for the Battery Daddy first found in musical instruments that children may be interested in. Yeah, it's three circles. They look like three chain links in a chain,
Starting point is 00:28:51 or three out of the five Olympic rings. Red, yellow, blue. Yeah, they do. They do, and it's pleasingly, the person standing these in is Tom York. Oh, nice, like that one. Although not that Tom York, because he's not spelled it in the same way.
Starting point is 00:29:06 But, unfortunately for him, he is the sixth person to send in three circles. They've been being sent in to us ever since September of 2021. So not a new player. But I think it's fair that he says that they are a new, they're kind of like a rare, interesting battery brand. I would agree with that, you don't see them every day, but they're not new I'm afraid.
Starting point is 00:29:31 That is a real shame. Speaking of Tom York, because you did, why does Paul Thomas Anderson constantly do stuff with Radiohead when he could be doing some of the best movies known to humanity? Like he's made like There Will Be Blood and then he just seems to be doing quite of the best movies known to humanity. Like he'd like he'd made like There Will Be Blood and then he just seems to be doing quite a lot like Radiohead stuff over the years. Well like he could have not done the Radiohead stuff and done another incredible film. Bit of a shame that. Yeah so he he doesn't make movies that often does he? Hmm yeah. I think I think he probably he probably just loves doing that stuff with them because he loves them as a
Starting point is 00:30:06 band I suppose. He's made a documentary about Johnny Greenwood hasn't he as well. So maybe he just loves it. But I haven't seen his last four or five movies. The last movie of his I've seen was There Will Be Blood which is fucking brilliant. But he did that Licorice Pizza with that girl from Haim, didn't he, more recently? He's got a new movie coming out next year as well. It was a bit of fun, licorice pizza, it was a bit of fun. Was it good?
Starting point is 00:30:31 It was very chewing gum, you know, of the time, and kind of, yeah, it was good. The girl from Haim was great, and yeah, it was all good stuff, but it was instantly forgettable, I think, but maybe that's just what films are like these days. I watched that Brad Pitt and George Clooney film. Oh yeah I've seen that advertised a lot. The stuff that's come out about him but yeah it was it was all right it was just a passable little body cop kind of not as funny as it needed to be and not as violent as it needed to be
Starting point is 00:31:04 I think in both ways. I've just checked and it looks like Johnny Greenwood does all the music for his movies as well. Right okay yeah. He's got a collaboration going on mate. He's not very well he wasn't very well for a while wasn't he Greenwood? He was in intensive care last couple months ago. Was he? Yeah he had got some kind of mad virus to be fair he's gaunt. He could do with getting a bit of Getting some wheat your bix down him might give him a bit bit of protection And that's you saying that that's Matt that's me saying that me mam is very upset because she's she's pre-diabetic Apparently her cholesterol is good her blood pressure is fine, but she's pre-diabetic and she but she loves eating
Starting point is 00:31:45 Loaves of bread every day. What? Whole loaves? She just gets through a lot of bread does me, Mum. So I don't know how that's gonna affect her. But her comment was what's the point like not eating sweets? That's the only good thing I do in my life is eat sweets. Alright, Mum. She came to visit you recently, presumably that was a good thing. Yeah it was a good thing, I ate a lot of her sweets, so that's a few less for her to eat, that's what I would say. You're doing yourself a favour. Are you still eating, you moved onto the Weetabix for breakfast now or are you still doing the old leftover Chinese? I left out of Chinese on Sunday, so what's, yeah not that long ago.
Starting point is 00:32:24 What time in the morning Would you be eating that? Well, I mean technically that was that was pre football carb loading So it's absolutely fine for me to be eating an entire chow mein at eight o'clock in the morning. It's absolutely Nothing in your body that goes because for me is a lot of our afternoon and evening only foods, right? right, I will never eat I will never eat. I will never eat like a Chocolate bar or a packet of crisps or anything like that in the morning. That's never something I do No, but you just don't have that part of your psyche. You'll just eat whatever whenever like what is the difference between? Porridge and like
Starting point is 00:33:01 Rice, you know egg fried rice like rice, you know egg fried rice? Like a savoury porridge for breakfast, like a congee and egg fried rice, very little difference one would suggest. Yeah but I don't, so if you were saying to me, oh instead of eating porridge in the mornings, I picked up this tip or whatever when I was in Japan and they have this for breakfast and so it's kind of similar to porridge but it's a rice based thing and it's a breakfast food, that's not going to raise an eyebrow from me if you say to me i'm staggering out of bed at 7am grabbing something off the side i'm not staggering i'm not staggering i'm not staggering i can keep on the side i kept it in the fridge i kept it in the fridge still a bit tired and you've got to put in the fridge and
Starting point is 00:33:37 you're just whacking a full chow mein down you at 7am i think i think that's worthy of comment i just think it's one of those kind of meals that like, you know, your 1980s British wrestler would get involved in. Your British strongman. Bosh! The Bosh men of the 80s. Name me a food that you wouldn't consider eating in the morning. Oysters. Why? That's fresh! It's just, I just think the, I think the vinegar would say, I'd need to take some Gavaskan or some Zantax or something.
Starting point is 00:34:13 I'd have to take something to sort of calm it down. And I basically use it as a device to consume as much hot pepper sauce as possible. Yeah, it's just a vehicle for you in there yeah I think mind you I do have like if I ever have eggs I'll have Tabasco on them so maybe I can be having maybe I just like Tabasco maybe I could start a Tabasco diet I'd love to see you on them on hot ones yeah if I'm not I can only go as hot as a Tabasco and then slightly that's why we so good the best ever hot ones is Eric Andre's one right I think ones. Yeah, if I'm not, I can only go as hot as a Tabasco and then slightly after that. That's why it'd be so good. The best ever hot one is Eric Andre's one. I think you'd
Starting point is 00:34:48 have a bit of that energy about you. He smashed a plate over his head. And a glass. And a glass. Very enjoyable. Very enjoyable. Anyway, on that note, let's come back on Monday. I tell you what we should do, Peter. I just checked and we've currently got 25 pages of emails. Bloody hell. We should try and get through as many as we can on Monday I think. Why's that man got his head stuck on the ceiling? Take those away. Oh he's a tall man and he's in a small Airbnb. Doesn't matter, right we're out of here, we'll be back with that email from that very tall man. Very very soon indeed. Helloatlookpeachshort.com if you'd like to find your dispatch on the 19th page of our emails but we will be getting through as many of them as we can on Monday.
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