The Luke and Pete Show - Get off my copper

Episode Date: March 9, 2023

"Two games of pool and an argument." That's how Pete recently celebrated his dad's birthday! Would you expect anything else?However, he has at least returned from those revelries armed with a quite brilliant story relating to some copper, a taser and some poachers. We also hear why members of our community are eligible to drink #Prime.Are you eligible to drink Prime? Email: [e-mail] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the Luke and Pete show I'm Pete Donaldson and once again we're doing this fraff it's the 9th of March how are the W looking more? Good thanks

just unmuting my mic so I could do a quick burp without you knowing okie dokie pretty good what's new? I work with somebody who has got a microphone that you can mute the microphone if you tap

the top of it, which seems like, it seems kind of productive because you're going to make a noise when you tap it. Yeah. It's very confusing. Who's the manufacturer? Who's the manufacturer? I don't know. I think it's one of those Elgato ones.

Why aren't we sponsored by like a microphone company? Why don't microphone company... Do you know how Eddie Van Halen's probably sponsored by Ibanez? He'd have a signature guitar, wouldn't he? He'd have a signature guitar. He'd have a signature guitar. So I think we should have a signature microphone. I agree.

And I'm actually a fan. And if they are listening and there's some potential candidates for said sponsorship, I would be very interested in working with Elgato. I a fan of their products yeah yeah you are you are you are a user an abuser of their products no i'm not an abuser i don't take the key i don't take the key light or the camera like jizz on it but i just use it for work well you've turned the air blue very early one for the dad's that it's just one for the dads. Just one for the dads. Just for me. Pete, that's my way of saying early on, on a Thursday,

to the dads, I seize you. I seize you. You're welcome here. You're not welcome anywhere else. If you're a dad anymore, you can't say anything these days, but you're welcome here. I saw my dad over the weekend. It was his 70th birthday.

Many happy returns to Stewie. Grabbled my way up the, was it the M1? A1? No, I don't fucking know. You drove it. One goes right, one goes left

and they've got a lot of porno shops on the side of them. Yeah, it was good. It was good seeing him. He played a couple of games of pool. Did you beat him? Had an argument and went home really.

Just pretty simple stuff. That's what he asked for, was it, for his birthday? That's what he asked for. Two games of porn, punch up, please. Yeah, exactly. What did you have an argument about? JPEG resolution? Something to do with Boris Johnson?

No, it was taxi provisions. I was going to meet a mate in town, and I was like, well, I'll just, I can't get a taxi, because Hartlepool just digital taxis anymore, even though I booked it like hours in advance and so I said alright well I'll

I'll just drive in and I'll pick up my car tomorrow and my mum I mean she'll go mad at the weirdest things Luke she really will it's like she'll get anything that's

anything that's outside of her normal kind of like what she's kind of used to. She understands taxis, but the idea of me driving into town and leaving my car overnight, she's like, there's no parking in the whole of town.

It's all residential parking. I was going, what? There's no parking in the whole of town? Even I know that's absolute bullshit. And then my dad gets involved and he's going you don't do and i'm like dad let's make this very clear you don't give a shit about this argument yeah you've been in the pub and you've come back and you want to just get involved because it's fun to have an argument and uh and you don't really care my dad went how dare you say i don't care

about your son so it was an argument caring about me did you have a nice time about you son blah blah blah so it was an argument about caring about me did you have a nice time happy birthday happy 70th I'm pleased to hear

that Hurricane Donaldson made landfall up in the northeast of England and how long did it take you to drive up there did you go in

the little Fiat 500 went in the little Fiat 500 it's alright actually it wasn't too bad actually I went with my my mate Al needed to go up as well, so I...

Nice little road trip. It's so much easier when you've got someone to talk to. Like, I'm usually absolutely rinsed with exhaustion Saturday morning, but I managed to get up there quite easily. Life, it's so much easier when you've got someone to talk to. Yeah, put that on a tea towel.

I can't imagine the sheer level of pop punk that was being listened to in that car on the way up to Hartlepool. Oh, no, Al's on a tea towel. I can't imagine the sheer level of pop punk that was being listened to in that car on the way up to Hartlepool. Oh, no, Al's not, very much not. He was reading the book, Meet Me in the Bathroom, so he put the Meet Me in the Bathroom

playlist on Spotify, and it's basically a Spotify playlist that someone's put together. And they've basically, when a song is mentioned in Meet Me in the Bathroom, they put that song on a Spotify playlist.

Even if they mentioned three or four times, it's going in there three or four times in order. It's absolutely baffling. So there's a lot of hot, hot heat and the bravery and the yeah, yeah, yeahs and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know who you don't talk about anymore? Who? In 2023? Who's that? Harmar fucking Superstar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know who you don't talk about anymore? Who? In 2023? Who's that?

Harmar fucking Superstar. Yeah, do you know... He used to be fucking everywhere. I was thinking about him the other day. I was thinking about... I don't know why. I think... Did he have that song?

I like all the girls and all the girls like me. Was that him? Oh, I don't know. He had a song called Meh, meh, he had a song called easy pass i gotta throw away the key it's very little to go on there but it's roughly in the right register easy pass i think was his big was his big one so for those who aren't aware of the book it's

essentially the the kind of oral history of that strokes era in new New York at around the turn of the century, right? So is it fair to say that that era hasn't dated very well? No, it hasn't. But I think some bands deserve a bit more credit and some bands deserve people to remember what they did, even if they didn't want to listen to any of their music. Like the Klaxons doing a duet with Rihanna at the Brits. Like, that's amazing that happened. And that's something that the Klaxons will go to their graves

sort of quite enjoying. But I don't need to hear it. You know what I mean? I was there. I was at the Brits. I saw it. It was very impressive at the time. But I don't want to hear it again.

What were you doing at the Brits? What year was it? 2007? Yeah, just hanging out, man. Just fucking doing my stuff. Got pissed. Fell asleep on Kate Nash at an after party. Any more questions about my cool life?

This is why people are wrong to bracket us up together around this time because you were actually doing it all and I wasn't and that guy from klaxons is now married to kira knightley isn't he is he now yeah is that true right okay is what's knightley doing now because she's sort of like she was like a shit partman wasn't she yeah i mean i i've got no beef with either klaxons nor knightley but my personal opinion is that she's not a very good actor and no but that's

okay nor am i and she's doing very well for herself apparently she's very happily married to the guy from klaxons and they've got two kids you don't know that they might be having a right oh shit so i imagine it's an unbearable household but they're having a nice time and that's fair enough but i don't um all right so 2007 the reason i asked that is because 2007 was the year you and and a nice time and that's fair enough. That's fair enough. So 2007, the reason I asked that is because 2007 was the year you and I first started working together

and I think to myself, no wonder I was pretty starstruck hanging out with Petey D, aka Geordie Pete, aka Cheeky Pete. If he was going to the Brits and stuff and I was just hanging out.

Geordie Pete. I was known as Geordie Pete for a short period of time in the Rambo, wasn't I? You're not even Geordie, are you? Not even Geordie, no.

So has Hartlepool changed much since you were up there? There's a new Parmar place. Oh, right. I thought that was more of a Middlesbrough thing. I suppose you're not far from Middlesbrough, are you? It was... I really

wanted to get a Parmar from there, but I missed out, Luke. I missed out. I didn't time it properly. My mum made some chicken in the air fryer, so I had to eat that. Oh, you're an air fryer family, you out. I didn't time it properly. My mum made some chicken in the air fryer so I had to eat that. Oh, you're an air fryer family, you lot. I'm an air fryer. Yeah, we're a big...

She's got this special air fryer powder she puts on the chicken and then sticks it in the air fryer and goes, mmm, look at this. I mean, it was genuinely very nice but I mean, we are very much the air fryer.

What time was that? What time was she serving that up? That was serving up... I mean, because my dad gets up at one o'clock in the morning so it was... It was like 11 o'clock in the morning we're eating air fryer chicken i like the fact that you see i your dad's obviously perfectly entitled 70 years young perfectly entitled to keep whatever

time he wants given that he's retired now and all the rest of it is it fair that he makes everyone else you know dance to the beat of his own foul jamboree, though? Well, I mean, he shouldn't really be complaining that his daughter rang him while he was out at the pub when he was in the pub at 10 o'clock in the morning. And, you know, he can say quite accurately 10 a.m. for him is indeed the afternoon for him. But, you know, everyone else has to live their lives. Yeah, the rest of the world

does still exist. Exactly, exactly. So he wasn't happy getting a phone call from his daughter on his birthday. He didn't, no. I think he got a phone call, but he didn't get a phone call

with the little bands, which is what he wanted. But, you know, you live and learn, don't you? You live and learn. I suppose he probably thought to himself, the best of my kids hasn't come. That's what he thought.

Exactly, yeah. That's a freeing I know well, when my sister, who's got two kids, and is very much the apple of the kids hasn't come that's what he thought exactly yeah that's a freeing i know well when my sister who's got two kids and is very much the apple of the eye and the whole family is i i very much am i'm reasonably content to play the consolation prize yeah and then it happens no one's happy when i turn up no one's happy when i turn up i'm just i'm just a pain in the ass but if you turn up with a couple of kids, like my sister, you fire a couple of kids out, you fool, from your bloody King of the Ring 1998. I'm also very aware of it with my wife,

the wife I have access to as well. She is incredibly popular. Everyone likes her. She's nice. She's good conversational. She's pretty. She lights up the room. And I just very much come along as a sort of you know buy one get one free kind of role where um

honestly it happens in every social function people are fine they're not they're not actively annoyed at me being there but no there's no real engagement or happiness that i'm there it's very neutral. Whereas the first thing people say to me if I turn up to a social event without my wife, oh, where's your wife? I've known you ages. Where's that come from?

I was speaking of meeting a friend's partner. I'd never met a mate from Holmes' partner before. Just the guy with the teeth? On Saturday. It's just the guy with the teeth. There was a man in the pub who had amazingly bad teeth. Did you actually know him or not? I didn't know the guy. He was a young lad.

But he was a young lad and he had just astonishingly bad teeth. Like proper what the hell is going on here kind of teeth. Describe them. They were just like old um uh old sort of like gravestones like on a bad hill like pointing out in different directions and like one of them was like what bad because they looked after them or bad because they just grew bad i think they i think a bit of both to be honest and like you know even I mean kids still get free

braces don't they I'm fairly certain that's the case I did I don't know but Pete there's a lot of American listeners to this show right now thinking these two are talking about teeth how bad are those teeth mine are pretty ordered mine are pretty ordered but they're just

the wrong colour aren't they if you get an aircon electron off or a BBC micro or a carbon 64 that's me

basically that's my teeth yeah functionally they work but good god mine are like an N64 controller

what what what are you going to say about your mate's partner he was just telling us this amazing story is is so her dad owns a farm nice and for whatever reason he got hold of a load of copper like a good amount of copper

they still grow copper on farms do they well i i mean i presume he was you know the opportunity arose yeah you've got a shed. You've got a barn. Keep your copper in there. No one looks in the farmer's barn either. No one ever does that. No. You don't ever go,

you don't ever see a farmer's barn and go, I'm never looking there. You go to a farm, if you're anything like me, and you go, I'm frightened to, I know this is a public footpath, but I'm frightened to be here. Because he's probably got a dog.

Nothing good happens in a barn. He might have a bull, and he's probably got nothing good happens in a bar he might have a bull and he's probably going to be angry uh so i'm just going to move on so that's probably a pretty good place to store potentially stolen copper yeah and and like tottenham he's you know a good school friend and stuff and absolutely solid lad like love him to bits he's such a sweet guy and um i don't get to see him very often because he's up north and like I just sort of think it's funny how our lives

have kind of diverted like you know I went up one road and he went up the other and he spent like about a year ago him and his missus were telling us a story

about they spent a month just over a month doing two hour three hour night watchman shifts on their in-laws' farm, protecting the copper from thieves, right?

How long for? So for a month, these scoundrels, these chaps, were out and about trying to steal the copper, and my mate Dave and his missus would sit in a lorry outside the barn with uh an illegal taser a baseball bat and uh a couple of like knives and stuff just um defending the uh defending this copper now these guys had got away with like something like 10 grams worth of copper over like the days before before they got involved and so they were just doing like these night shifts where like every member of the family was just on call

to do a couple of hours every night protecting this valuable copper no point say again yeah it is it is a little bit less of us and it's just kind of like it just made me laugh because i was like i never need to sit in a lorry with an illegal taser threatening to attack on a couple of occasions apparently just some porches what the fuck is going on up there it is it is probably funny isn't it it is like the wild west but

and one apparently like this these lads turned up and you know it was all action stations. And my mate Dave drove his car into the side of their car. What? To stop them. It was like Mad Max.

And as they were tearing away, and it turned out they were just poachers. What were they poaching? What kind of livestock is on the farm? Oh, no, I don't think they were stealing. They weren't even on their farm stealing. They were just coming up the road. And Dave decided to head them off by crashing into them.

But it turned out they were just poachers. So, you know, either way, they were doing no good. This is an incredible set of circumstances. So, had there been a situation where they had had a confrontation before that with them? Yeah, I think so. I think they chased them off a couple of times before. But it just makes me giggle. You know, that's some people's lives.

Tasers, copper wire. I think I speak on behalf of all of us in the community and particularly everyone listening when I say that I would probably pay a decent amount of money to have you staking out a copper for a while with a taser and a baseball bat. Because I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why right now.

Because if you were on your own, just you, within an hour, you would have tasered yourself. I would have tasered myself. Yeah, on purpose to see what happened. And I've actually seen you do that before, exactly that, because you got bored and you can't sit still for more than 20 minutes. And so all the potential thieves

we've had to have done just weighed it out. It's got absolutely no discipline. Yeah, I just went until I tased myself. He's got no patience. You just see a flash of light from my truck in the cab. The whole car light up

like a cartoon electric shock. Yeah, exactly, yeah. You could... Have they not got some kind of dog they could use as a guard dog to chase people off, or...? Oh, I don't know, I don't know. I didn't get that far in the story. But I just think that, you know,

I could have been in a lorry if my life had been different with a taser. And I think I'm better suited to this life, thank God. I mean, that does boggle the mind. It certainly is. They also run a pub, and this this bloke came in uh a couple of days ago and went um yeah sorry i am very forgetful i have had a head injury um but um but can i just have a pint of beer and this guy sat down and my beer and here. And then about five pints later,

it just goes a bit quiet in the pub and this guy feels a bit awkward. So he just stands up and goes, I can fight anyone in this pub. Oh my God. Just out of awkwardness. Imagine starting a fight just out of awkwardness. And I'm like, this is, what a guy.

He just feels a bit awkward. He's apparently had some kind of head injury recently. And he stands up and he says, I'm going to fight any of yous lot. I can fight anyone in this pub. It's an amazing, again, just a different life. What do you, so for me,

whenever I go back to where I'm from, it doesn't feel hugely different to where I live now. But presumably for where you'm from, it doesn't feel hugely different to where I live now. But presumably, from where you are from, it's very different. Yeah, no, Hartlepool. What's your dad's pub like, for example? Hartlepool's fine.

I mean, it's a flat roof monstrosity. They have got a fire, though. They were spending a lot of time... You mean someone just set a fire? Just someone building a fire. That was a fire I'd never noticed before. So, yeah, that was the big thing. This never noticed before so uh yeah that was the that was the big uh that was the big thing um this bloke had spent ages trying to build this fire he never got it going to be honest everyone's taking the piss out of him not they weren't helping there

was all the dads were just taking the piss you look like with your outdoorsy clothes and your mustache you look like you could properly tend to fire you you look like you're gonna yeah yeah as long as i have uh fire light Yeah, it's a great look. I told you on Friday, when I saw you on Friday, and yeah, I appreciate this isn't really a visual feature

to those listening, but when I saw you on Friday, when you walked in, for the first time ever in knowing you, I was like, wow, Pete looks amazing. You know when Jim...

Oh, what, Pete finally looks all right? You know when Jim went through all that kind of workout stuff and went to the gym loads and he got his teeth sorted and he just looked like

he'd had like a proper glow up yeah you look like that but in a far more rugged instant way he should yeah he should have just grown a moustache like me

that's what he should have done because I think I think what the thing with you is terrible beard amazing moustache yeah yeah yeah

awful beard terrible but god I can do a tash the beard looks like you've just escaped from a war and the moustache. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Awful beard. Terrible. But, God, I can do a tash. The beard looks like you've just escaped from a war. And the moustache looks like... It's so patchy. The moustache looks like basically Josh Brolin in No Country for Old Men. It looks like I found that little radioactive puck they lost in the desert.

Yeah. Really patchy beard. I'm not very well. No. Oi, oi, oi. Let's have a quick break Peter because when we come back I want to do

so a lot of our our listener friends a lot of our Luke and Pete show family have been taking to the social media airwaves to let us know what they've been doing

to make Prime Energy Drink uncool and there's some pretty good efforts in there so we'll read through some of those of course we've got to do batteries as well.

There's a few other bits and pieces to get through as well. But let's take a break for now. When we come back, the other side of this, we'll get stuck into all that action. Okay, then. It's the Luke and Pete Show. I'm Pete Donaldson. I've got my Luke and Pete Show cup here,

which is pretty fun. Let's have a look. Oh, yeah, I forgot about those. Yeah, I forgot about those. Do you use it much? Natalie made those, didn't she? Yeah, I do, actually. I mean, I say I do.

This has been sat on the windowsill. It's grown a bit of rot in the bottom. That's not nice. So the answer's no, then? That's not nice. No. You don't use it. Never mind.

Disrespectful. Natalie's moved on to pastures new now, though, so she'll never know. Yeah. She'll never know. We've got young Rory now haven't we? Good old Rory. What drinks has he

ever procured for us apart from Prime? Rory makes great tea. Content. And he's got good ideas and they also gave him the evening

off today because we're recording this on the evening because he's been working very hard recently. I said Rory don't bother to come on and just record me

and people do it. Just don't bother. just don't bother turn up tomorrow yet i didn't say that i didn't say that if i had to say that i would say yeah i would have said pete uh pete doesn't like you anymore that's what i said yeah pete pete thinks um you need to move on i might start like because i never get involved i never get involved but i should just get involved in like sowing seeds i could could be like Littlefinger. Just trying to get things. I mean, I'm struggling to see why getting Rory to not work on this show would make my life any easier. You're a fucking idiot.

It would make it harder. He does all the work. I know. By the way, well done on remembering a character in a TV show without having to describe him first. Thank you. Straight in there with Littlefinger. Where's that come from? Little finger. He's a bloke.

I know he is, but why do you remember him? He was in The Wire. Queer as fuck. Yep. Or as Michael Scott says in the office, queer as fuck. He's not called that, Michael. You know that his accent in Game of Thrones is the weirdest accent.

It's so odd. He's sort of Irish, sort of talks a bit like this. Yeah, but only sometimes. Like, sometimes he just drops out of it. Anyway, so as I said before the break, a lot of our listener pals have been helping us on our mission to make Prime Energy Drink uncool. Yeah.

And we've uploaded a load of stuff onto tiktok as well so follow us at the luke and pete show if you're on tiktok i'll be honest with you guys i'm not on it but rory sets up on it and he's sharing a lot of clips and a lot of that extra bit so do check out the luke and pete show if you're on tiktok and then some listeners that got in touch um across the other socials to suggest how they could make Prime look uncool just by drinking it. Do you want to hear a few of them? Yeah, you can do some. Shall I do some as well?

If you do Richard and Dan, I'll do Sean and Phil. And there's another Richard at the bottom. Lovely. Okay, yeah. So Richard says, Richard number one, Richard the first, if you like, says about a month ago, I strained the ligaments in my left ankle by jiggling my leg while watching tv in an attempt to cheat my way to 10 000 steps i'm still not really fully recovered i drink prime

and then dad says i'm 36 and i pulled my back today while washing the car hashtag prime oh is he leaning leaning forward leaning off ohrible. Sean, I buy the majority of my clothes from camping shops, and I only get pants and socks at Christmas. And that's why I drink. Hashtag Prime. Last year, says Phil, I'd have a camera up my cock after finding blood in my piss. This year, I've started watching hiking videos on YouTube.

Prime! And finally for now, Richard says uh when i got home from work today i thought about how great it's going to be to put my slippers on as i was approaching the front door hashtag prime richard thank you very much keep them coming in enjoyable it's great to hear about all men and women feeling terrible but drinking prime yeah i I sometimes, now when I go to a friend's house and I know I'm going to be there for a good few hours, I regularly take my slippers with me. You do not do that.

I do. You are an absolute fiend. What's wrong with that? You were criticised. Well, you're criticised for taking your shoes off on a flight as soon as the York is pulled back. That is a fucking thing that comes up time and time again. I need to set the record straight on that, right? So it was

me, you and John having a conversation about shoes on the plane. And we all agreed that taking your shoes off if you've got socks on is fine, right? You've done it with no socks on. Well, hang on. I'll tell you the fucking story. Dirty Bertie. You're the one... By the way,

for context, this is about a ten-year-old conversation that you've somehow hung on to even though you can't remember anything else and i said what happens if you're going on holiday and you've got shorts on you're not wearing any socks surely then you can still take your shoes off and you guys were oh no fucking way you can't do that so i was merely saying that a lot of time when people go on holiday somewhere hot they're wearing like sandals or flip flops anyway. So what's the beef? It's just stinky feet, all of them. I don't have a problem with feet.

I'm not weirded out by them. I don't think they're inherently disgusting. You know, they're always going to have socks on. So I don't think they're weird. But, you know. There's only one person on this show that squirted a foot blister up an Orthodox Jewish woman's leg. Not face. And that was you.

That would have been, you know, getting kicked off the plane kind of vibe. Well, it can't kick you off when it's in midair, can they? That's true. You can't land in the ocean, can you? But you did squirt a blister up a lady's leg. I did. I mean, yeah, I did.

I did do that. And we've discussed it before, but it's fine. I'll do it again. No that and we've discussed it before but it's fine i'll now do it again we have discussed it before if i blister it's remarkable i have a big blister on my foot it's remarkable that you're going to bat on this specific subject given your track record that's all i'm saying that's why i need to keep my shoes on um because the blister will explode um right battery brands you do this every single thursday if you found a weird uh brand of battery in your battery hole in a remote control in a hotel or whatever whatever um do it yeah exactly uh let us know what uh brand it is samuel green hello gents from the chili lands of finland uh just started some work experience at the bike shop and found these

tubular delights during the first week for your approval we have sunrise extra heavy duty sunrise extra heavy duty luke is it a new player or an old player it's a new player it's a new player we've never had sunrise extra heavy duty before i've never heard of them i've never never seen them. The photo is enjoyable. It looks like a very old battered AAA battery, but that has never been submitted to my knowledge into the Luke and Pete show before. Lovely stuff.

Congratulations to that man, Samuel Green. I replaced all of the 9-volt batteries in my three smoke alarms in the house for those of you who got in touch on Twitter and said,

Jesus Christ, Pete, I sought your smoke alarm situation out. So it's all good. We're solid. Why were you being hauled over on Twitter and said, Jesus Christ, Pete, I sought your smoke alarm situation out. So it's all good. We're sorted. We are sorted. Why were you being hauled over the coals, so to speak, for your smoke alarm situation? Well, none of my smoke alarms was working because we had an issue with the power, but I think it's all fixed now.

I think it's all fixed now. But it's all sorted. Chris. Hello, Chris. Dear little Pete, my name is Chris. Long time listener and first timetime e-mailer. I work in a public school and stumble across various potential new players in our Technic room. Pete, you'd love this room.

Loads of old tech, an old slide collection from the Soviet Union, and a bunch of other tech stuff. My first battery entry is Chameleon 9V. Thanks for so much laughter and silliness. Greetings from Germany, Chris. Chameleon plus Alkal Thanks for so much laughter and silliness. Greetings from Germany, Chris. Chameleon plus Alkaline. Any interest, Lukey Moore?

A keen amount of interest, but sadly you are the ninth person to send those in, I'm afraid, Chris. The first one of those we got was way back in November 2017. Sam sent them in, Jack, Greg King, Mark Rains, Daniel Greentree, Ian Hendry, all those guys have sent Chameleon in before.

So, unfortunately, it's not a new player, but thank you for getting in touch. Never mind. I mean, with the word Chameleon. It's spelt like camel lion, isn't it? Yeah. So, like, if it was spelt like that, that would make more sense as a name. Because, like, Chameleons, obviously, they change, and they sort of could be one thing one day

and another thing, you know, it indicates something that changes. So camel-lion would work, I think, as a thing. One day it's a camel, one day it's a lion. I mean, if it actually changed into those animals, that would be amazing. That would be pretty cool. That would be pretty cool.

Yeah, but sadly, that's not the case. Sadly, that is not the case. Yeah. Dave. Hello, Dave. be pretty cool that would be pretty cool yeah but sadly that's not the case sadly that is not the case yeah uh dave hello dave um esteemed podcast host uh for the last couple of weeks i've been providing free labor to the wife i have access to in order to clear out her childhood home now her mother has gone into a care home and the treasures that i recovered from the attic were both wonderful and terrifying my father-in-law clearly didn't have the if i die suddenly dispose of my porn stash agree with anyone which seemingly threw nothing away for 50 years wonderful and terrifying. My father-in-law clearly didn't have the if-I-die-suddenly-dispose-of-my-porn-stache-agree-with-anyone in a house which seemingly threw nothing away for 50 years. I had high hopes of a bumper crop of potential

new plants. Sadly, it was mostly a mix of very leaky Everettis, Polaroids and Duracells until my aforementioned wife discovered these two possibilities. Finger-crossed that one of these sneaks in. Having come to appreciate Pete's love of procuring unquestionable tat could I interest him in a selection of terrifying glass clowns all the best Dave, I mean it's a wonderful

collection of glass clowns I have to say Rory could you post that on Twitter it's horrific if you sort of looked in passing and not really paid much attention you'd possibly say they're problematic but I think they're all right um i think they are a problem they are a problem yeah they are a problem but not for society for dave's family um uh so we got a fend diane and we've got an estex super heavy duty are either of those new players i think fend diane has been seen before maybe well

it's funny you say that because i've just checked and I can't find either of those been entered before. So as things stand right now, they are both brand new players to enter the game. But we're not taking the glass clowns off your hands, I'm afraid. No, so you can celebrate and smash them up like the TV

show 100. Is it 100? Best 100? Physical 100. Great show. Got a few things to say about that. I'll wait until Monday's show. TV show 100. Is it 100? Best 100? Physical 100. Physical 100. Great show. Got a few things to say about that. I'll wait until Monday's show. So that's been the Luke and Pete show. Congratulations to all the new players.

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