The Luke and Pete Show - Give Us a Chance
Episode Date: October 22, 2026While Pete's been charmed by an Instagram lad’s enthusiasm, Luke’s been bored out of his mind by Wolves vs. Portsmouth. So poor was the spectacle, in fact, that it briefly made him look favour...ably on live execution – like the one just cancelled in the US. A Trump mention prompts a discussion about Vivek Ramaswamy, old fashioned fat guy Chris Christie and the continuing weirdness of looksmaxxers.Plus, we hear all about Pete’s recent trip to Glasgow.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Come on, Luca Pete's show.
Give us a chance.
It's the Luke and Pete Show.
Pete Donnell's with you joined by Mr. Lukum.
I was just referencing a boy on Instagram.
I find very charming.
He's a young lad.
He's got quite a few followers now.
He's starting to get licensing deals with people.
But his whole thing is literally going to somewhere,
like, I don't know, Stanford Bridge and going,
come on, Chelsea, give us a chance.
In a sort of Irish accent.
And wherever he goes, come on, Subway.
Give us a chance.
Like that.
And that's a sore thing.
And I find it utterly devastatingly charming.
Yeah, my read on that is you have now been so browbeaten by the current state of the internet and the world.
Yeah.
That you're looking for quaint.
Causey.
Cozy boys.
Yeah, cozy content to keep yourself away from the inevitable collapse of civilization.
Is that fair or is that harsh?
Well, I think the yin and yang of the looking pet show is that you'd say that everything's gone to hell in the handcart.
and we're, you know, we're very close to the end.
And me, I'm just like a lovely ostrich stick me head in the sand going,
I like warm sand on my face, thank you.
It's pleasant, exfuating.
Can I, if we are going to live up to the stereotypes of us as human beings,
can I just point out to you that ostriches have never and probably will never ever put their heads in the sand?
Right.
Who historically?
Well, I think it was just invented by some cartoon.
Okay.
All right.
Everyone thinks ostrichies do it.
But ostrich is a massively.
powerful animals.
They're going to kick the shit out of you before they put their head
in the sand. Oh, and I suppose that Disney
invented lemmings falling off cliffs as well.
All the good people at DMA design.
Are you an ostrich?
Are you an ostrich? Are you an ostrich?
Are you an ostrich, for crying out of them?
Remember that?
Who was it? Nigel Pearson?
Nigel. I thought it was Pierso.
Pierce O.
So, yeah, I do think this show
will eventually, when we
well, hopefully we're fortunate enough
for you and I individually to resurface after the inevitable collapse civilization.
I think this might be,
this show could be like a decent chronicle of the end of days.
Wasteland Radio, like in Fallout,
we could be one of those DJs are just yammering on
as people are just trying to scavenge the scotched earth for gasoline and...
How does that work though?
Because, sure, they have no real, consistent power and ability to broadcast
and all the technology you need to actually broadcast.
What do you mean?
How do they, what, after the, after, well, I guess
broadcasting radio is probably one of the more simpler things you can do, I suppose.
It's all quarters and, you know, a couple of batteries.
But you need power.
You need power, but you can create power, can't you?
Just get yourself a little bit of some metals, some metals, some acids,
which you'll be plentiful after the apocalypse,
it would be a lot of, like, stuff just littered, littered around.
Little tip for those out there who are planning on producing a post-apocalyptic radio program,
if you are going to use a generator for power,
make sure the generator is in another room.
Exactly, yeah.
Because your noise gating is going to be the least of your worries.
I don't care if there has been a cataclysmic event.
I still require a microphone, good microphone discipline.
Yeah.
And I think, you know, you're not going to have access to Adobe Creative Cloud.
Yeah, it's going to be live only, baby.
You know.
Exactly.
It's going to go out and there's going to be lost to the ether
because no one's going to have any way of holding on stuff
because of all of the EMP grenades
that have been exploded all over the world.
And all the satellites will have fallen out of the sky slash space, probably.
It's going to be properly old school AM wavelength only.
Yeah.
And I think this content would probably just be, all the features would just be,
do you remember when we did this?
Do you remember when we had that?
I'm going to be, I mean, that's all we do anywhere, really.
Do you remember that's all the football ramble was today?
Was it?
Talking about the 90s.
Well, because you've all bored of talking about Man City now?
Pretty much, yeah.
It's making, out of all the things that make our job quite difficult,
Man City being one of those things that you don't want to talk about for obvious reasons,
it's making the job quite difficult because there's such a big club that are part of all of the competitions.
I just think it's kind of, it makes you sort of question everything about the game.
And I may be a man who watched Newcast United play on Saturday,
but I'm questioning a lot of stuff right now.
I was, I was, I ended up last night at the time of recording.
Last night I ended up watching Wolves won, Portsmouth one.
Right, yeah, nice.
It's really one of the most boring things I've ever done in my life.
Not just the most boring football game.
It's one of the most boring things I've done.
I played golf yesterday.
Yeah.
And I, and it got rained on a bit.
You know, at this time of year.
Come on, God, give you a chance.
Yeah, that's what I said.
Yeah.
So, come on ball.
Give me a fucking chance.
Come on, give us a chance.
Come on physics.
You know, this time of year, when you're out about, it's a bit blustery, it's a bit
bit wet, and you get into,
inside you have a nice shower
getting some kind of decent
cozy clothes, indoor clothes.
I think I don't want to do anything now.
Ideally I'll be horizontal
until I wake up tomorrow morning.
I made the fatal floor mate
of putting Wolves 1 ports off
on the laptop.
Right, yeah.
And yeah, it's just so, like so boring.
How do they make it?
Because on paper I like football.
I like it.
But they are somehow able
to Portsmouth are amazing in their ability to basically be able to sign players I have never heard of
who are invariably shit are they shit are just broadly fine and that's why that's why team that's why
championship down games can be forgettable because everyone is everyone's the same the touch is automatic
no one's shit anymore
and it just kind of strangles
all of the fun out of proceedings in my opinion
no yeah I think that's probably a more accurate
representation I think it's not that it's shit per se
because that in itself would be interesting
would be an attorney yeah
it's like do you watch
do you like movies
and then you get those movies that are so bad
they're actually really watchable
then you obviously get brilliant movies
but you just get the ones that are on
the Hallmark Channel in the afternoon
yeah but they're bad aren't they
they're kind of...
Yeah, but they're not bad enough to be watchable.
Yeah.
It's like the plot's basically broadly the same.
It's normally a bloke who's come to town.
A woman works in a shop.
Yeah.
He comes in.
She's interested, but she doesn't say anything.
There's a bit of a kind of
a bit of confusion about something
being misinterpreted.
He also feels like he's been hurt by love before.
Or his wife has died.
And then they get together at the end.
That's it.
5,000 different.
different times.
Yeah.
Like,
that's what watching Portsmouth's like.
I have been hurt before.
But do you don't think that's kind of...
They do not,
they don't listen.
They don't listen.
Yeah.
It is boring.
You know,
all these things are the same.
It's basically like a middle-aged man's rom-com.
But do you think that kind of the,
the expression has been trained out of a lot of footballers?
Yeah.
In many ways.
And I just need to be boring to do it.
I think it's been trained out.
I need to be boring to do it.
Yeah, you've got to be very committed and commitment in your...
I was just down in the gym, Luke, in our very building.
Yeah, last time you did that, you sent me a short video of you doing some kind of bench press activity in your work shoes.
I just want someone to check my form.
I was down there and there was a man...
It's 11.30 in the afternoon, in the morning, in the evening.
11.30 is never been an afternoon time.
I know, an afternoon 11.
And I think that's what we need.
I think we need a new 11thes.
Where are we going to have a nice crispy crunch with a cup of tea?
We need another 11thes in the afternoon.
Around about half three, a little pre-tee biscuit and tea time.
Halfnoon tea, isn't it?
It's been a minute.
Afternoon tea.
Carry on your story.
Carry on your story.
There's no way going in some kind of homoerotic direction.
Carry on.
It was.
Well, the man was down there and he was basically doing stretches.
And he was on the phone.
I think he was like a personal trainer.
Because he was phoning.
He was talking to somebody.
He was talking about another quite serious sounding man on the other end
and he was basically going,
talking about what he should be doing a week out from competition.
And I presume for some kind of weightlifting competition.
There's now it on the end of that phone.
There's nowhere on the end of it, mate.
And he was going, he was going,
you can't change anything massively about your performance
a week before your competition,
but you can't damage it.
So just keep doing what you're doing.
And I was nodding sagely.
I wasn't doing it physically.
I was screaming in pain because I was lifting things.
but I was listening, I was going, great advice.
Great advice.
And I was thinking, what possible need,
so I want to give that advice to everyone else.
Steal a little bit of free personal training.
I want to give that to the Luke and Pete Shore.
Audience is a little added extra, a little bonus feature.
My entire life is hearing good bits of advice.
Yeah, that are not applicable to, you know,
just adapting them and turn to other people.
I know loads of stuff about how, you know,
the fuse system on a Boeing 747.
I'm never going to need to know that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, good point, actually.
I think, I think if you, it's a good chance in the post-alocalyptic environment
when you're scavenging for tools and things you need for the...
Stripping a 747.
Yeah, the radio show we do.
You might find, you should see a down plane.
It's a hallmark of a lot of disasters is that planes just fall out of sky, don't they?
Yeah.
Never actually happened, though, is it, you know?
Did you see that they...
I don't see what would have, why would it happen?
they're built to be
a very redundant
and be very resilient
to anything that's happening
elsewhere
and fundamentally
they can fly themselves
so like I don't know
why they would be
because at this point in time
no but you know
there's no subscription service
there's no Adobe Creative Cloud
for a Cessna is there really
so I don't know
that would suddenly fall out of the sky
get your payment details in
get your payment details in
straight isn't working this high off
That can't land you, that can't be good.
All I would say is just to round off my experience of watching
Morves one, Portsmouth one last night,
I did suddenly find myself almost in favour of live executions after all.
Right, okay, yeah, of course we spoke about,
was it on last week, sure, presumably, or earlier in the week,
certainly we talked about the live execution that may or may not be going ahead.
It's not going to be going ahead because, of course, it's not.
but uh it trumps made some quite interested decisions recently obviously got rid of his uh is is is um oh god
what's that job katie oh the per the president comm's director com's director she was amazing she was
where they find her from she was amazing barra lago by the sounds of it but yeah obviously yeah the
uh that was going to be fun though that was good like even like you you don't want to use you don't want to use
terms like airhead because it is gendered but it was it was about as it was the head could count
to like if you get those kind of Barbie and Ken characters right yeah but it's Barbie's doing the
heavy lifting there isn't they you know what I mean I'm not you mean
a hymn ball I think in this case it probably is warranted I think you can make that comment about
her specifically without yeah she's the very dictionary definition of a of an airhead
but it was going to be fun man he was going to be lots of fun and now we just got to worry about
Xi Jinping, Trump and Putin
just getting together and carving up
the world. That's what we've got to worry about now.
It's amazing they got together and they ended up just doing
turned out all they were doing was working on like five or six
police cover songs.
Like a three piece.
We've decided to release.
Power trio.
Yeah, Blink 132.
We've decided to cover Adam's song
feeling this and damn it.
A little sort of, for the G7, G6, G7.
I'm sort of old school.
For the G7.
Was G8 for a bit, wasn't it?
It was, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Enjoy.
Enjoy it.
But the, the, the kind of, I mean, suppose she's probably going to be fine, this, this woman you're talking about.
So I suppose it's not quite as bad as this.
But I do think it really has to be some kind of version of rock bottom to be too incompetent for Trump.
Yeah.
Like, Scaramucci lasted, what, 13 days
because he was basically a mouthy guy
just talking back to him the whole time.
I don't think that counts.
No, no, no, no, no.
He's basically Trump, what we've learned from this
is that Trump still has the faculties
to be able to assess someone and go,
can't have that.
Yeah, this has gone really badly.
And I don't think he's known for that, really.
No, you wouldn't think so.
And like, did you say,
and obviously in the same week he got rid of,
Can't remember a name.
Shouldn't need to know these names,
but the Greek,
the American envoy to Greece was...
Kimberly Gilfoyle.
Gilfoyle.
You don't need to know these names.
It doesn't fucking matter.
It doesn't fucking matter.
They're here for six months,
and then they're gone, yeah, exactly.
Just look exactly the same as everyone else.
They're going, and again,
she's one of those ones that will probably be given another job
because she clearly not...
She was there for the first time for briefing, wasn't she?
She kind of knows that the bodies are buried,
and she's certainly.
you know, through a weight around, like, you know, you kind of know that you've got something
over on Trump.
I'd love to some, I'd love to be able to email someone and go, can you pay off my 100,000,
well, not email, ring them and go, can you, can you pay off my 100,000 pound credit card
bill, please?
And then when someone was sort of saying, where'd you want the money said, it?
Go, no, don't mention it on the email.
It's a paper trail.
Don't it on the email.
It's the old secret of you killing me.
I'd love to be a flirty guy who just florts around making money here and there asking people
to pay off my debts oh brilliant I can really give forward that amazing thing which I don't think
it gets mentioned enough these days there was some kind of I think it was when Trump got voted in
the second time and all of his cronies were doing speeches yeah and I think it was in a
I don't know why there wasn't a crowd there maybe I mean he's
You know what?
Maybe it was before that.
Maybe it was during COVID or something.
But anyway, Kimberly Gilfoy, who I believe was married to one of his sons at some point.
Because she used to be married to Gavin Newsom as well, I think.
Yes, she did.
Amazing.
Amazing.
She did this speech where she kind of crescendoed up to this final kind of statement
where she threw her hands in the air and went,
the best is yet to come.
And it massively looked like a proper, like, you know, end of life.
level boss bad guy in a movie.
And I think there was no kind of response.
There was no kind of crowd reaction or anything if there was even a crowd there.
And it was genuinely very sinister because she looks quite odd as well, right?
So, yeah, very strange stuff.
She, she, um, she, um, uh, producer Bruno has written that she was with Trump Jr.
for six years from 2018 to 2024.
Um, the interesting thing is, I think, I believe she just announced that they were engaged one
day and Trump Jr. hadn't
professed marriage at all.
And she just announced one day and he just kind of had to roll with it.
I love that.
That's how they get you.
You've got to go with it.
That money thing, the other £100,000 credit card debt thing.
Warren Buffett's got, I think it's Warren Buffett's got a really interesting take on
when you're dealing with that kind of level of money, that level of investment, that level of business, that level of debt.
He he he he he he
Buffett said way back of the day
it might have even been when Trump was running for the first presidency
yeah he said um he was asked his opinion on it right
because obviously a big move in the financial world and everything
and he said oh you know I don't know he said something like
I don't know why people are impressed by Donald Trump
this is how he's always done things he um he leverages himself
he gets into huge amounts of debt to finance things
he slaps his name and everything and he kind of runs his business in that way
and he's usually about a billion dollars in the hole, right?
But the vagaries of the US financial system for these people goes as follows.
If you're $100 in debt, people will come around and take your TV away from you.
And if you're a billion dollars in debt, people will say, just hang in there.
Yeah.
And that's really basic.
You're saying, just dig further to me.
Is that what you're saying?
Just like, just as long as you can finance the debt, as long as you can find another kind of financial
product, as long as you can, you know, hoover up
another business opportunity, you know, your things will turn around.
People just think, oh yeah, but he's a businessman, right?
So it'll just turn around.
That's why he bankrupted himself a bunch of times,
because it's just a financial mechanism for him to use to carry
on, right? Yeah. Well, that's not
available to us. No.
You default on your, um,
lap's going to your mortgage. You're in big trouble.
Do you get laps coins?
Up and running. As someone said to me on the golf course
the other week, you've got to piss with the cock
you've got.
Good.
And if you,
You need to know what kind of people hang out of golf courses.
It's that.
I think Warren Buffett said that.
Yeah, exactly.
Apparently, I listen, Bruno's telling me,
Warren Buffett said that in 1991 about Donald Trump.
So a good 20 years or whatever it is.
I'd like to run a Bruno versus AI chatbot together.
See if, see what nuggets.
What nuggets, the AI chatbot could come up with.
How are you getting on with your AI recently?
You still getting in there?
Still vibe coding, me?
I do. I didn't I think I read on Twitter somebody said that vibe coding should be called
cutcording because you just sat in there watching. Yeah, it's true. I could totally agree with that.
Enjoyable. Enjoyable. I like this idea of like more than ever now we've got this situation
where people who live their lives online have a whole language that people who live their lives
in reality don't really have any grasp of right. Have you seen it manifest itself?
live your life online though and you pretend you don't but you shouldn't not really i've got a family
i go outside the house a lot right i have an actual job right um i've got hobbies you can still be
very online though can you but that's not what i mean i'm talking about people like you know the looks
max the guys the in-sale guys right right you don't see that video of that looks max the guy vivek
old vivek oh vivac's a great vivex a great one there's to be fair midterms quite dull that whole thing but
there's been some beautiful
there's some beautiful lads and lasses
doing some beautiful stuff
where do they scare them up from
like
what it's just
what it feels like to me is
just
it's almost like the
the US is weirdest people
yeah did you see
did you see Vivax
campaign video
I think yesterday
I did with about
so his opponent
is a woman
who was
you know
Trigger war and all that
sexually assaulted and raped by
her stepfather
for
when she was a child
and he
and the mom
Vivex's opponent's mom
stayed with this man
until the guy died
and so Vivek's team
got the mom
to basically call her
a strange daughter
estranged for obvious
fucking reasons.
A liar
and a cheat
because she just
lies about stuff.
And that's
politics.
That's fair game
in America.
Well,
I mean,
it's not really
fair game given the response,
right?
It's not fair game
as in what?
The response has been
poor.
People have been like,
but it's always
but yeah,
everyone thinks it's this is disgrace.
But it's always just like,
you know,
I know the Republicans
are drowning,
but like there's only,
it's only ever like,
a few Republicans are saying that's bad
a few Republicans are objecting to the
Trump
the Trump putting fucking
diesel deal
they just swerve it all yeah
they just it's still just
you know it's still not enough
you know it's still not enough to turn
any ships around me
I'm surprised that Ramoswami got
still going after he got
strips torn off him by Chris Christie that time
yeah Chris Christie who
was never going to be president
he was great to be fair
in those
in those moments
he was good in the debates
he's like
I mean I don't agree
with the crack guy
was he the crack guy
yeah yeah yeah
it's like one of those
old school fat guys
just don't see anymore
yeah
which I got a lot of time for
I don't agree with him
politically but
he seems at least
relatively normal
yeah listen
New Jersey guy
up to his neck in it
he's like he's in the trenches
every single day
and he goes on that
debate stage
knowing he's not going to be president
he's in the crackouts
every day
just tears strips off
all the others
It's great.
It's so good.
So we're going to have that old foul jump out of the doors, didn't he?
Even even fucking Musk managed to get rid of him.
Musk managed to chin him off, pie him off from all the door stuff.
It's amazing.
Yeah, if you're going to, I guess if you're going to trim the fat and be a bit leaner,
you are going to need to make a few big decisions.
But what I meant about the living your life online, living the real world,
there's a really fascinating video doing the rounds.
of a looks maxing pick-up artist guy who is, I guess for a video for his channel,
is out in public trying to, quote, pick up women, right?
Yeah.
And fine, it's so far so boring.
It's fucking annoying.
It's terrible that women have to put up with that shit when they're just trying to go to work
or go for lunch or whatever.
But we've seen that before, is my point.
What's different about it and what is indicative of the schism between almost a real
world and the online world, if you like, is that this looks maxing guy.
I can't remember his name.
It doesn't matter.
He starts talking to a girl he sees just walking along the street.
And she's not interested.
And so the lines he's using to try and chat to her are like so internet coded.
Right.
It's become clear pretty quick.
She's just a bit confused about what he's actually saying, right?
And then when she's rejecting
The opposite set.
Yeah, but when she
rejects him because she literally can't understand him, right?
He then starts saying stuff like,
I'm not going to lie.
I'll get him pretty pissed off about this now, bro.
Oh, yes.
I feel like being black peeled.
And then she gets really confused again.
And he's like, do you know what blackpilling is?
And he just starts explaining.
And it's like, no amount to,
you could be like prime Paul Newman, right?
generally speaking people aren't going to be interested in you romantically
if you speak in a language I don't understand
you're walking around rape 5,000 languages you know what I mean
internet like internet in-cell
misogynistic language if you're going to walk around like
you know you know a problematic robot people are going to be
not only astounded that you know of the stones you've got to
even try to talk to anyone because you're an idiot and be
no one understands all
of the jargon because you've just been you spent too much time on the forums and not enough time in the nightclub in my opinion
that's the deal of course in dawson's case find you a man that can do both find your man who can do both because you can cut a shape you can cut a shape i can fit a dim chip and i can cut a nice shape as well you can do a robot on the dance floor because you lack the commitment to to proper dancing to proper dancing exactly you're too as alan part which says about psychic simon you're too self-conscious and he's
secure to commit to proper dancing.
So you do it robot.
Good, nice.
You try to be ironic.
Oh, speaking of which, by the way,
you're up in Glasgow, I got a Google alert about that.
You've got a Google alert.
Yeah, so I've got a Google alert set up for a couple of phrases,
like football ram or stack, stuff like that.
Right, okay.
Just in case it was kind of any, I actually, it was actually set up
when we had the PR company.
Because they did like a similar thing.
And at one point I was just concerned they weren't picking everything up.
So anyway, I haven't disabled it.
And I got a Football Rumble one come up.
It said about the VGC live show in Glasgow,
so now.
And it was also attended by Football Rambles, Pete Donaldson.
Who wrote that?
What piece was it?
I don't know.
I can probably find it.
You tell us how you got on and I'll tell you.
What hallowed organ?
I'll tell you which story's historic outlet is covering such a thing.
But you tell us how you got on and I'll tell you.
It was good.
I wasn't really involved
I was there
I was basically just rolling up
300 posters for them
just to help out
You know what's like
a live event
You get access to the venue
About five minutes before you're on
And you've got to do everything
You need to do before you
And they were all right
I thought one of the better ones I'd say
Around the world
No, they're fine
No I'm joking, they're fine
You're on stage
So I've got it here
I've got it here
I was doing the roving mic
I was doing the roving mic
You're on stage on a sofa
opposite Jordan Midler.
Right, yeah.
Jordan Midler
sound, like,
the name sounds like
Hollywood star,
I think,
Jordan Midler.
Yeah.
You know,
I'm not,
I'm not doing him over,
but,
you know,
he's a video game journalist.
He could do it.
He could do a job in Hollywood.
The event also.
I'll tell you what,
he was out of,
you know,
when you see someone in
like a sort of
basically an office
or a bedroom
or a studio,
kind of doing the thing.
doing the thing in podcast form and stuff.
Seeing him do a live show,
it was like a real kind of like,
fucking hell,
like he's a proper fucking horse that lad.
You know what I mean?
Like, you know,
when you see Marcus stretching his legs
outside of the business,
or you on top spot?
I am here.
Like you now.
Or Luke on Talk Spot.
Everything I hate about myself presentationally,
Jordan, you,
Marcus, can do in droves.
And it's,
it's incredibly impressive there.
I think you bring a certain amount of chaotic energy
that makes people uncomfortable,
but I do think you're also capable of great,
great things.
It says here on this story,
just to defrake the phrase,
including stage guests,
Pete Donaldson and Kezaa McDonald's.
So it looks like a pretty packed auditorium.
Did you have a nice time?
Did you have a few beers after?
What was the highlight?
It was good.
I mean, it's a lot of people,
to be honest, more people
spoke to me about laps
Luke and be sure
than the Ramble
I'd say.
Always away.
Because there was a lot of crossover
I guess from other stacked stuff
but yeah it was good man
it was a briefly went to,
I should have told Marcus about this
in Rambl and Cot actually
briefly went to
King Totswawa Hut
Oh nice
The venue
which was
Indie Club
Very quiet
No, it was just, it was, I don't know, it was like a Friday night, but it was just completely closed.
Maybe they just didn't have a gig on or something, but it was just a absolutely empties.
You had an amazing Friday then, because if I'm right and saying, you came into the office,
you did a show with me, you hosted the game, then you went downstairs, pumped iron for about half an hour,
legged it up to Glasgow, on stage at Oren Moore, King Tuck's Wawa Hut, presumably some kind of
takeaway food in the way back.
I just ate me Tonnics
Hotel Wafers at the airport hotel
I did
Why do you have to turn it? You can turn anything depressing
I did fall up the stage
when I got on to do my little five minutes
You fell up?
I fell up it and
Lovely
And I was thinking that's lovely
I am not going to die tonight
because I'm staying in the holiday
at Glasgow Airport
and
that's not going on my wiki
Place of death
Glasgow
A spiksy wank in a Glasgow hotel.
At the airport.
Ugh, goodness.
But you finished the night
by eating the free tonnex caramel wafer
in the holiday in Glasgow airport.
Yeah, I'd done a few drinks.
I did wake up the next day going,
I mean, I felt like, remember that terrorist
had got punched at Glasgow airport?
I felt like him.
I felt like him, partially on fire,
punched in the face by a Glasgow region.
Just, I just felt.
Carpet bagger as well.
Gone up there to get, to make some money
and head home again.
Yeah, exactly.
Just get out there.
Terrible.
Was it a nice time?
Yeah, it was a nice time.
Yeah, it was a Glasgow.
Do you know what Glasgow is like?
They're fucking great.
They're the best of us.
Yeah, it's great.
They're the best ones.
Yeah, I always loved playing Glasgow.
I would say that probably
Glasgow, Newcastle and London
would be the three places I liked.
Bangers.
Absolutely bangers.
Yeah.
Every last one on them.
Cardiff was fun.
Carnif was fun.
No beef of any.
any other British cities.
It's a fine kingdom we've got ourselves here.
Oslo?
New York City.
Say again?
New York City?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
That's brilliant.
Yeah, that's brilliant.
Yeah, that's brilliant.
That's off the reservation, I suppose.
All right, then.
The problem is I can't enjoy the Brooklyn show we did
because you always tell me off making an off-color joke.
It's an off-color joke.
Don't say what it was now.
Not in today's climate.
Not in today's climate.
It's not all we need.
It's not what we need.
Don't need that added to the crimes.
We're fighting several headwinds as it is.
All right, let's go out of it.
This has been the Luton Pete Show for a Thursday.
We'll be back on Monday.
If producer Bruno uploads it.
It's not like, he always does, he always uploads it.
He does.
Say what you like about him, but he always uploads it.
See, he's as good as AI chat bot, but he always uploads it.
Right.
We'll see you then.
Cata.
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