The Luke and Pete Show - It’s timer to Heimer

Episode Date: July 27, 2023

Pete’s been to see Oppenheimer. And he's worked out how to improve the movie by creating a catchy catchphrase for J. Robert Oppenheimer!Luke hasn’t seen Oppenheimer, but he DOES have a different m...ovie of the week recommendation. Elsewhere, Pete is forced to review his claim that he’s scored 180 while playing darts.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's the Luke and Pete Show. I'm Pete Donaldson. It's a Thursday. I'm joined by Mr. Lukey Moore. Lukey Moore, let's start things off in a sexy, spicy way. I've noticed that there are several people listening to the Luke and Pete Show out there in Malaysia. So I think we should start talking about how much we like fucking one another. Fucking hell. How am I supposed to... This show is basically me reacting to stuff you say. How much do you want to touch my todger?
Starting point is 00:00:35 How much do you want to touch my todger? Let's do it on cam, on show. I'll kiss my camera. You kiss your camera. Let's make changes in the world. Let me answer it this way um for the benefit of um the malaysian authorities i am hugely in support of anyone loving whoever they want but here's the but if i was to decide that's all we needed is the but if i was showing
Starting point is 00:00:58 us his butt if i was to decide to make love to a male friend of mine around the same age right you'd probably scrape the top 20. Okay, I'll take that. But only just. I'll take that. I don't think I've ever been, even people I've had sex with would say I'm not in their top 20. I don't think I'm in my wife's top 20.
Starting point is 00:01:14 No, God no. God, Jesus. I mean, but they've got to settle. Yeah, it's true. One partner has to be in the Premier League. One partner has to be riding the, League. One partner has to be riding the... That's so not the word I should have used. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:31 You know, they've got to think about relegation from the fourth division and possible financial destruction. I don't think your partner is looking, she's scrolling through Twitter, she sees that beef cream pizza you ate. I don't think she's thinking, this is how my life would have worked out.
Starting point is 00:01:46 No. And it's only going to make my smells worse. That's a metaphor for life, actually. That's not a metaphor for... Sorry, a lesson. That's a lesson for life for younger listeners, actually. Listen, you may have all these highfalutin ideas about what you're going to achieve in your life,
Starting point is 00:02:00 but the secret to life is this. It's when you decide to settle. And some people decide to settle at 18. Okay, this will do me. Some people decide to settle at 42, like you and I have. But ultimately, you are going to settle. Whether you like it or not, at some point, you're going to settle. And that's it.
Starting point is 00:02:19 I'd like to thank the ex-partners of my partner partner um to to just give her um i don't know just a bit more scope for how good how good it could yeah for lowering the bar for you to walk for getting a bloody nose smashing through the door so you could just stroll through it exactly yeah with a beef cream pizza in your hand and a load of wires around your neck and a poo in your pants my mate sent me a picture of me dressed as a wren you know like a wren from the war i'm from portsmouth i know what a wren is at a new year's eve party yeah about uh yeah 12 years ago yeah and let me tell you i look fantastic in drag and um i said i walked so that the cross-dressing cross-dressing youths of 2023 could run. You famously invented cross-dressing in 2013.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Exactly. I am very much. Never been done before. Someone's like, what? You're going to a different draw? I just don't even. That means I can leave my clothes in every room on the floor. I think that's fair.
Starting point is 00:03:23 The women's floor and the men's floor in a shop isn't legally enforceable. I know. No one's thought about that before. Lordy. You've actually broken some amazing ground there. Yeah, I think so. I think so.
Starting point is 00:03:35 Actually, I was on the front cover in drag on the Hartlepool Mail and in the Evening Standard. So again, thank you. It was syndicated. Thank you, kids. That's not as impressive as it sounds. That's a syndicated publication. Thank you um it's good i remember everyone if someone said well someone asked me what it's like to actually know you people ask me that all the time we do live events and stuff
Starting point is 00:03:54 what's pete actually like what's it like being his friend all the rest of it first of all i don't think he necessarily considers me his friend right because you're not a traditional type of guy in that way um you do sometimes send me gifts through the through the post unannounced which i appreciate and i do respect and i recognize tokens of your love but when people say to me what's pete like in real life what's it like being friends with pete a great example would be i was getting on the tube once on the way to work and had no idea it was happening, picked up the, I think it was actually,
Starting point is 00:04:27 it might have been the Metro actually. Okay, yeah. And you were on the front cover of it dressed as the woman from the Trivago advert. Yeah. And I didn't even really, I was like, oh, it's Pete. I wasn't even like, what is happening here? Put it back down.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Put the paper back down. It's the next chapter. Yeah. And I remember, I vividly remember getting off the um tube and seeing four copies of metro on the floor of the tube carriage each with their front cover up with your face on every single one of them thinking the man has made it the man has made it and made it made the world better for everyone i think it's fancy um loki moa speaking of making the world better for everyone i watched um dr pl Ploppenheimer a couple of nights ago.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Oh, okay, yeah. And what a, what a, I mean, what a piece of work. Yeah, really, really good stuff. And I've sort of realised that because you are tethered to your home and tethered to a baby at the moment, you're not going to get to see that film for about five minutes. No, I am. I've already negotiated with the lady wife. Oh, right, okay.
Starting point is 00:05:23 So, actually, as we record this right now, she's taken the baby to a mother and baby screening of Barbie. Oh, really? Good stuff. So that means I get to go to Oppenheimer. But they're not doing a baby screening of Oppenheimer. No, weirdly enough. No.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Oh, well, I was going to give you some scenes that definitely happened in Oppenheimer. Yeah, please do. Yeah. He, at one point, about ten minutes in, he's sort of going up to Truman and going,
Starting point is 00:05:51 please let me make a big bomb. Oh, Truman. He has a bath of a stick of uranium that makes the bath hot. Are these actual spoilers from the film? Why are you doing this to me? When they go out and test the bomb, bath hot uh is this sport are these actual spoilers from the film when he when he why are you doing this to me when he when they go out and test the bomb uh he when they're about to press
Starting point is 00:06:10 the button he turns the camera and he says it's time to hymer he does that yeah that's his i didn't know he had a catchphrase like yeah it's like it's it's mobbing time but it's it's time at a hymer yeah and i um i also heard that um when he went to harry truman he was like uh true me i've made loads of really big bombs but i want to make an even bigger one will you let me can i just make a bigger one and they had to negotiate about how big it would be and they just did it anyway exactly he just went like that can i make it this big can i make this big can i make this big i'll do it with my hands true me and you tell me when to stop yeah I reckon that definitely happened good stuff
Starting point is 00:06:46 recommend it did you do Barbie on the same day like a lot of people I didn't but completely by accident me and Sarah were both wearing
Starting point is 00:06:52 pink clothes that's weird isn't it we were in Oppenheim and we must have looked like we were one of those keynotes who were going to I know you
Starting point is 00:06:59 so no it's not weird it's definitely my favourite whoever the director is, his... Chris Nolan. Chris Nolan. I've interviewed him, nice.
Starting point is 00:07:09 He definitely very much is my favourite film of his. It is a wonderful piece of work. And it's just people chatting, isn't it? It's just people having a chat. I think he's amazing, obviously, and it's not a kind of controversial thing to say. But he has had a couple of stinkers. Which ones?
Starting point is 00:07:25 The Dark Knight Rises isn't very good which one's that one? the third one I mean you're going to have to narrow that down what happens in it? is that the one where it's the one with Bane that's alright though isn't it?
Starting point is 00:07:36 I mean the sound the problem with him is that he just mixes sound weirdly because he's obsessed with cinema but he has no way of producing cinema for the home television which is how everybody wants it can I change my opinion and say he's obsessed with cinema but he has no way of producing cinema for the home television which is can I change my opinion
Starting point is 00:07:47 and say he's had one quite average film and that's The Dark Knight Rises I'm looking at his list of films now and I like every single one of the others so he's incredible
Starting point is 00:07:56 absolutely incredible and he is an absolute nerd for it isn't he and that's part of it I think Tenet will probably get it's time in the dungeon soon it's the only one I haven't seen I think peopleet will probably get its time in the dungeon soon.
Starting point is 00:08:06 It's the only one I haven't seen. I think people were sort of like, yeah, that was good, I think. And I think at some point we can all admit to ourselves that it was all just a bit of a difficult watch. But it is interesting that he's kind of flipped on his head the narrative that says that blockbuster movies that make huge amounts of money have to be quite stupid. Right, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Because even if something like Interstellar, which did really well and is fucking brilliant, it's really complicated. You know, Inception as well, really complicated but brilliant. So it's kind of interesting that he can make cerebral blockbusters.
Starting point is 00:08:44 It's hard to think of any other director that actually does do that. But on the Barbie thing, it fucking cracked me up, this. Have you seen... I don't know whether they're ever going to give this up and realise that they're actually hurting themselves more than hurting anyone else. But you know what? This kind of mental authoritarian kind of right-wing movement in the US
Starting point is 00:09:01 to call everything woke and say the world's going to shit and the rest of it. Everything they touch makes something better like you see that they've been ranting and raving and trying to boycott barbie for three months or whatever it is biggest film of the year yeah no one cares about your fucking weird shit no one cares about it made the point that one movie was all about a purely political film about a political act and yet Barbie
Starting point is 00:09:31 was the one that got all of the right wingers absolutely dripping. It was that little lad with the big eyebrows. Ben Shapiro. Ben Shapiro
Starting point is 00:09:43 with his little squeaky voice. He prepared like a 40 minute video video, didn't he, on the whole thing? He's like, I've just seen Barbie and I've got a few things to say about it. Join me at 9pm for this. Who gives a fuck? This guy's got a 40-minute opinion on everything and none of it makes sense. But it's just, mate, honestly, we understand that over the last few years
Starting point is 00:10:06 you've had trouble maintaining an erection, right? But this is no way to respond to it. This is no way to respond to it, okay? It's baffling the stuff they come up with. And everything they try and touch to try and make things, they're trying to kind of return us to this kind of imagined idea of the 1950s, which never existed anyway.
Starting point is 00:10:28 And then every time they do it, the general public just rejects it. And then they try and think of more reasons why it's not their own fault. Just a bunch of unbelievable losers, but literally losers in elections, losers in life,
Starting point is 00:10:42 losers in fucking philosophy of how people should live a happy life I just look at them all the time and think you're just angry about everything and ultimately it's only people
Starting point is 00:10:51 like you that care no one else cares you're just preaching to the choir over and over again and the choir are basically incels but they're getting
Starting point is 00:10:59 but the incels and older blokes who hate things that aren't the same as them but the it's amazing how versatile the word woke is. It can be applied to everything. It doesn't mean anything, does it?
Starting point is 00:11:10 It doesn't mean anything. It doesn't mean anything at all. No one can define it. I've never seen a word so prevalent that's not been defined. But anyway, speaking of woke, people who didn't like your beef cream pizza are woke. Yeah, I think so. I think they're denying...
Starting point is 00:11:24 Why can't they handle it? They're denying a strong hand on the creamy. Yeah, I think so. I think they're denying... Why can't they handle it? They're denying a strong hand on the creamy tiller, I would say. They want this flip-flappy, rules-based, rules and regs, EU oversight.
Starting point is 00:11:37 They want red tip. They want people not to sort of piss about with food delivery options, I would say. What I want to know is why they hate that a man like you wants to pioneer something new. I didn't pioneer. It's clearly very popular. It was a queue round the block for the creamy beef pizza.
Starting point is 00:11:56 I don't believe that. When I was talking to you about it last week, it's important for clarity to our listeners to know that I'd never seen what it looked like the first thing i saw of it was when rory producer rory tweet long-suffering producer rory tweeted it and um i wasn't prepared for how disgusting it looked no it's it is there's there's way too many smears i would say it looked undercooked too much too much smearing how can you tell how can you tell what happens when cream gets cooked?
Starting point is 00:12:26 It was just an amalgam. Cream gets cooked. An amalgam of absolutely disgusting cream on a pizza. And we had a lot of people talk about how unlikely it seems to them that you would have scored 180 in darts. Yeah, well, read it and weep. They can't read it. They can't read it and weep. You just said it. Does it count if youarts? Yeah, well, read it and weep. They can't read it. They can't read it and weep.
Starting point is 00:12:46 You just said it. Does it count if you do... Oh, yeah, no. Actually, thinking about it, that's absolute bullshit. I think I've got three 20s. Oh, that's not the same, is it? Because the 20 is very big, isn't it? Yeah, I'm trying to think.
Starting point is 00:13:01 Yeah, the trebles are quite small, aren't they? Yeah, you're probably right on that one. That's why you get more points for it. By the way, speaking of movies, as we were a second ago, I was on the Night Feed last night, and I took the opportunity while my son slept, thank you to him for that, of watching a Netflix documentary called The Deepest Breath.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Right, okay. Have you seen it? Is that, you like these kind of uh usually men who just against the odds do something incredible protagonist in this one's a woman so i thought it was about a man who just dives dive they just dive really really deep it is okay so basically it's about the extreme sport of of diving as deep as possible in a single breath. Right. So how long would that take then?
Starting point is 00:13:49 How long is it? What is it, five minutes? So I think you're competing against trying to do it as quickly as possible, but not trying to use as much energy to mean you need to breathe. Do you reckon that's why, oh, would a big body or a small body help? I don't know. Would lung size, lung capacity would start to grow? No, they're already fat and overweight.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Which is a twist I wasn't expecting. Yeah, because you jump off a big high board and you go deeper. When I saw the guy who did it on one of the scenes in the movie, I was like, that guy looks like me. Exactly like me. Right, yeah. So what's down there? Have they dropped something?
Starting point is 00:14:27 What's down there? Well, interestingly enough, the way they do it is that they sink a rope, a weighted rope down to the required depth. And it's got a load of little fabric tags attached to it. Right. So the way that you prove that you've done it is you have to take one of those tags and bring it back up. Oh. I attached to it. Right. So the way that you prove that you've done it is you have to take one of those tags and bring it back up. Oh.
Starting point is 00:14:46 I've got it. I've got it. That's all that. Yeah. I've seen that, haven't you? No. And what's fucking absolutely astonishing about it is that we're talking about a depth
Starting point is 00:15:01 of about 100 meters. So on one breath. Think about that. One metre. And they've got to come back up again, of course. Three metres. So, it's 200 metres. It's the 200 metres.
Starting point is 00:15:15 So, to put it in perspective, the recommended maximum depth for scuba diving, right, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, is 130 feet. Right. So that's only about, what, 50 metres or something. Are they getting checked that they haven't dropped ballast, let's say, at the end of the... Well, in some disciplines, you can take weight with you.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Right. To get you down. So basically, what happens is they have to hold their breath for, I think, about three or four minutes to do it. All right. They go. I didn't consider this, but it actually makes perfect sense when you think about it. So they have flippers on.
Starting point is 00:15:52 So they swim down, directly down alongside a rope they're tethered to. And then I think after about 20 meters, the weight of the water pushes you down. Really? Which is fucking horrible to think about and then the real fight is my default setting is drowning like i mean we already know that with this thing with my default setting is once you start getting down you just keep on just too soon too soon and then they obviously have to fight to come back up but here's the thing that's honestly horrific and i'm not someone who's frightened of the sea i love the sea i grew up next to the sea i love to swim but even for me it was hard to watch is that
Starting point is 00:16:30 what they're doing is they're you know if they're like if it's a perfect dive and i've do my prep properly i can do say i don't know say 90 meters but they have a team of other free divers who are who are nominated as safety divers that sit at a depth of about 5 or 10 meters and then about 30 meters. Because what basically tends to happen is if they overcook it and they don't make it, they just black out 20 meters from the top. Right. And so these safety divers grab them, swim them as quickly as possible to the surface, and breathe into them to get them back up again.
Starting point is 00:17:04 And then they go red card not a legal dive see you tomorrow honestly it's insane you'd be annoyed if you sort of
Starting point is 00:17:12 woke up after a nice little sleep but they don't know where they are they're looking around they have no idea what's happening anyway
Starting point is 00:17:18 it's about this woman called Alessia Zucchini who went after all these different world records and it's her story and it's honestly it's Honestly, it's a brilliant... It's basically like Free Solo, if you've seen that, but for...
Starting point is 00:17:28 But upside down. Yeah. And full of water. And the water. So it's well worth a watch. And people listening who've seen it, I'm sure, will know exactly what I'm talking about. It's only been on Netflix for a few days,
Starting point is 00:17:36 but it's very, very interesting. Very well done. And I think because it's quite a modern sport, or this iteration of it is, there's a lot of great footage, right? Yeah. It's pretty good. Yeah, sometimes one of them will go down
Starting point is 00:17:52 and then they'll be on the boat and the people in the water will be looking around and the guy on the boat will go, oh yeah, sorry, no, it's not working. So they should be back up again in a couple of minutes, but yeah, keep an eye on it. Just the worst. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Just the worst spot. Just easily the worst spot. And it gets really dark really dark pete when they get down it's like pitch dark when they get right on the bottom yeah ben shapiro's at the bottom just going just going oh couldn't you do this with a fucking trousers and a belt on and comb your hair in the i think the only film that's worth watching is Mystery Men with Ben Stiller. The best ever Ben Shapiro clip is the one where he's talking about rising sea levels. Have you seen that one?
Starting point is 00:18:32 Oh, yeah. Like they wouldn't move house. They'll just sell their house. Sell their house with their guitar. Yeah. Who knew the freedivers were always underwater? Yeah, exactly. They'll live there.
Starting point is 00:18:40 That's what we should do. We should, like, the people who really like the water should go and live in the fucking water. All right. If you think you're... You may have watched a a big old long documentary about free divers um i watched a 30 second video clip of two dogs dragging in a sprinkler system into a kitchen so that sounds brilliant to be fair similar results was that also an hour 50 long it felt like it watching them i mean as soon as that water just starts
Starting point is 00:19:04 spraying on you're like, I mean, this is on the nanny cam and they're not back for hours and the house is just filled with water. Imagine that. It would never stop. If you spray a hose for three seconds in your house, it's a disaster. Yeah. Three seconds.
Starting point is 00:19:20 How full would your house have to be for your taps to achieve equilibrium and not supply any more water to the taps? Yeah, it's just the pressure's equalised. There's no more need to do it. How deep do you reckon you could freedive? After your experience with, what's his name? I could get a little... What was his name? Abraham.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Yeah. And the reason he didn't get rescued earlier is because someone was next to you shouting at him, it's okay, he's freediving. It's okay, he's a freediver. Well, I mean, I guess if I'd have free dove, there wouldn't have been any waves. There's no waves at the bottom of the sea. That's where my body
Starting point is 00:19:50 was about to be washed up. I would say that I could pick up a brick from a two-meter Olympic-sized swimming pool. I'd question that. You reckon? I could get down and pick up a brick,
Starting point is 00:20:01 a little wooden brick. Yeah, that's what we used to do at school. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I'll do it again. By the way, the good news is about that freediving stuff is when you get down to about 80 or deeper, 80 metres or deeper,
Starting point is 00:20:12 your lungs start to collapse into themselves. Oh, good. Smashing. Yeah, they just... So there's loads of freedivers now who in their 45, 50s just can't breathe. Just can't breathe. Brilliant, yeah. Well, I mean, I will say, again, they probably like it. They're probably like, hmm, I feel comfortable now. I can't breathe just can't breathe brilliant yeah well i mean i will i will say again they probably like it they're probably like i feel comfortable now i can't breathe brilliant
Starting point is 00:20:28 what i was doing before i made my name by not breathing so i actually quite like this so up yours anyway it's a good movie anyway oh it's my movie of the week so let's have a break and when we come back we'll do some more of this and all this. Actually, we've got to do some batteries as well. Yes. We're back with the Luke and Pete show and we have got some battery brands for you. Kicking off with Sam from Melbourne.
Starting point is 00:20:52 It's a good one. I found a big box of all batteries where I work and naturally I had to have a rummage. This one made me crack up. Have you ever seen
Starting point is 00:20:59 a super lusty AAA battery before? Do you think you've seen one before, Peter? No, I don't think I've ever seen any. Maybe I have super lusty in this particular feature, but it hasn't sort of, not in recent history anyway. Okay, Sam, well, listen,
Starting point is 00:21:16 you are the fifth person to send those in. Right, sorry, I was sneezing off. I turned my mic off. Don't do off mic. People want to hear you sneeze. They want to hear you're a real boy. I just suddenly, I think some pollen has got into my window. Yeah, I thought I might have done, but not that far ago.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Sam from Melbourne, unlucky. Shout out to you, John Cudmore, Andy Vaughan, Joachim Runderheim. Great name. Jay Kirkham. They've all sent super lusties in before. But Sam, you're the fifth person to send them in. Thank you for getting involved, but they are not a new player, my friend. Oh, dear, never mind. Jay Kirkham they've all sent super lusties in before but Sam you're the fifth person to send them in
Starting point is 00:21:46 thank you for getting involved but they are not a new player my friend oh dear never mind Chris has come in with one I was stupidly putting new batteries into the kids at all toys
Starting point is 00:21:54 and found this battery loitering not sure if it's a new player hopefully I won't have to techno for an answer I'll sit myself out the battery in question
Starting point is 00:22:03 you probably needed the information before we started is techno cell so techno for an answer do set myself out uh the battery in question uh you probably needed the information before we started uh it's techno cell so uh do the pun again now um i'm not sure if it's a new play hopefully i won't have to tech no for an answer chris i think you're getting just for that joke to be honest for some reason the photo that chris is attached um to uh to the email um he's got like it seems to be some kind of other person kneeling in front of him. And then another person to the right of him
Starting point is 00:22:30 wearing the same clothes. Yeah, it looks like two people are administering CPR. It does. And Chris has taken the batteries out of the paddles. The defibrillator. The defib. And he's just having a look at them to send them in. I've really seen what this battery is.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Keep the pump in. So that's the bad news, Chris. Your photo is ridiculous. But the good news is it's a new player. Congratulations to you. Never been sent in before. Lovely stuff. Which I'm surprised by because I thought I kind of recognised that.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Yeah. Moving on to Patrick's camping in the middle of nowhere in central Illinois with almost no signal and I still had to send in these it looks like it's in some kind of head torch love a head torch and it's ever bright ever bright two words b-r-i-t-e lovely stuff yeah I'm also incredibly surprised to note that these are also new players I thought they were completely um completely um what's it called? Parse.
Starting point is 00:23:26 I thought we'd had them a million times, but it seems that we haven't. Shout out to Patrick for having a, what looks like a little Bluetooth speaker in shot on a cool box and an opened beer. It's good stuff. What a great lad. And that's a new player as well.
Starting point is 00:23:42 So two out of three. Congratulations to you, Patrick. Congratulations to you, Chris. Two new players out of three this week when it comes to batteries. Well done to you too, Peter. Fantastic stuff. Shall we toss off a quick email before we shift off, before my nose falls off my face?
Starting point is 00:23:58 Fraser has got in touch. Love this one. Hello, boysies. I live in a nice part of London these days, but I think I'm pretty done with London life. The straw that has broken the camel's back Is auto-locking doors Something I'm not used to after moving down from Scotland
Starting point is 00:24:10 I left my house tonight to go to my local chicken shop And got Yeah come on Come on That's a lovely little trip that And got outside to be met by pissing rain Went back inside to change clothes Turned around and looked at my front door
Starting point is 00:24:22 And it had auto-locked behind me There are two doors to my building and we don't have a spare key. My flatweight mate was back in the motherland, unfortunately. So I contacted the letting agency. I got no answer via email, obviously, because it was a Saturday. And they're a fucking bunch of wankers. Yep. And there's no phone number for them either. So I phoned the locksmith who turned up 30 minutes later. Lovely chap. Very understanding of the situation. After seeing a £50 call-out fee,
Starting point is 00:24:47 I was kicking myself for a £50 mistake. Alas, that was wishful thinking. I've attached the invoice so you can see how much it cost me. I can't even bear to type it all out. I'm off for a bit of a cry now. Maybe some kind listener will start a GoFundMe. It's £446, I think. Yeah, £446 and £6, I think. Yeah, £446
Starting point is 00:25:05 and £9, I think. Either way, it's a horrific amount of money. Emergency call out, replacing something, three keys as well. I mean, there's just a lot in there, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:25:21 I'm sure that's going rare. It's the VAT that kills you. Yeah. Because they quote you you then they whack 20 on it kills you dead and what i would say and i'm not unsympathetic to uh to phrase as polite and i'm not gonna i'm not gonna dox him but he's living in a very nice part of london right very nice part of london if you look at the address peter i used to live quite near there i know exactly where it is and the man is living it up baby so if you were if you were getting a call out for for a locksmith and maybe a less salubrious part of the world yeah you might find that it wasn't quite as expensive so you've made your bed there i'm afraid uh fraser okay well of course
Starting point is 00:26:02 that's too unsympathetic well i don't know i mean it's where the locksmith is so i mean you could be anywhere from i mean there's a lot of national trust parks around the area so we don't know we just don't know but uh i'm glad you're gonna he's picked up a um he's picked up a locksmith from a similar area because i can see it on the invoice yeah okay fair all right well uh yeah it's it's good stuff uh i'm so sorry by the way what is it you'll know this better than me what is an auto locking door well i guess it's it's good stuff uh i'm so sorry by the way what is it but you'll know this better than me what is an auto locking door well i guess it's one of those ones where you if you uh yeah if you've got like a main building like a main building like an electrical kind of thing is that not it where you sort of walk out and it closes behind you uh or just a yale lock
Starting point is 00:26:40 is a is a self-closing door no well just the reason I'm asking is I think as I understood it, I think all doors are like that, aren't they? Yeah, but I mean, not at £446 worth. I once got locked out of my flat all night when I lived in Auckland in just my pants. Nice, good stuff. Well, you can do it there. I huddled into the fetal position to stay warm.
Starting point is 00:26:59 My mate, who I could see through the windows, passed out drunk and wouldn't let me in. That's annoying. That's tantalisingly annoying. Imagine the entertainment that people wouldn't have had, Pete, if I had died on that night in 2003. I know, right? Literally minutes of entertainment they missed out on. What will we do?
Starting point is 00:27:15 What will you do? All right, Peter, let's wrap up and we'll be back on Monday, won't we? Tell people when we'll be back and how they can get hold of us. Oh, you can get all of us any time you want via um the old twitter at luke and pete show uh we're on email as well do send us an email hello at lukepete show.com we've also got a brand new youtube as well uh the luke pete show can be found online so have a search for that and uh check out some of the recent decent videos there's also some like extra stuff that you haven't heard on this podcast so uh do check it out. Subscribe, like,
Starting point is 00:27:45 do all the things that YouTube people do, I would say. Yeah. I mean, I'm about to become the world's most hated man in podcasting after my episode on Twitter. So, I mean, it's probably best if you contact me directly.
Starting point is 00:27:57 Probably a good time to head on over to YouTube, I guess. Start a new life. Get a new career. Start a new life. See you on Monday. Start a new life. Get a new career. Start a new life. See you on Monday. All right, bye. The Luke and Pete Show is a Stack Production and part of the ACAST Creator Network.

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