The Luke and Pete Show - Like a PUBG pro, touched for the very first time

Episode Date: February 17, 2022

Luke and Pete have been busy in cyberspace since the last show as they finally managed to find time to play PUBG together. If only Pete still didn’t have his driver's licence, he might have spent le...ss time blowing Luke’s cover by driving vehicles.Pete's then "delighted" as we get stuck into the world of Only Fools and Horses merchandise and as promised he tells us about all the birds that fell out of the sky.Today’s email was about a disastrous shortcut. You can send us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 4, 3, 2, 1 Welcome to the Luke and Pete show, it's a Thursday, it's a Thursday the 17th of February Lukey Moore is joining me for another title tilt, How are you doing, man? You all right? Yeah, the way you said that was like you'd never said the date before. Oh, it's scrambling. It's the 17th of February. February. I think February is an underrated weird word. Yeah, you're absolutely right.
Starting point is 00:00:40 February. But that's how Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump say the word February. February. Hello, fellow how Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump say the word February. February. Hello, fellow humans. Pedophile. It appears to be the month of February. Oh, Lukey, Moa. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:00:56 Since we last spoke on this show, me and you did something very special indeed. We both played PUBG. Played a bit of... We did! Played a video game together in cyberspace. And I'll say now what I said then. What did you say? I can't hear you, Pete.
Starting point is 00:01:16 Your mic's not working. Stop fucking getting in vehicles. Stop getting in vehicles. All you're doing... Just generally. All you're doing is getting in vehicles. Get in a vehicle, have a tear around,
Starting point is 00:01:28 attract the attention of the baddies. This is about a royale game where your whole point is to stay alive. Yeah. And at one point, I looked on the map
Starting point is 00:01:36 and I looked back at the screen and just in the distance, I saw Pete driving a motorbike at about 100 miles an hour into a house. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:43 I wanted to see who would blink and turns out it wasn't the house. The house is just staying there. The house just stayed there. But you did kill someone, didn't you? I remember you got a kill, and you saved me at one point. Yeah. I'm surprised how much fun I had, to be honest,
Starting point is 00:01:58 because I've never played on the old controller before. It took a bit of setting up, but it got there in the end. I don't know how you would play. I can't even begin to fathom how you would play that game on PC, if that's what you're saying. It's so much more accurate, because with a mouse and stuff,
Starting point is 00:02:13 you can really sort of zero in and stuff, but if you're using like a joypad, and that's why, like, I guess they've got to be quite careful at mixing people who are playing with mice against people who are playing on a joypad, because the mice is just so much more accurate, so much more quick.
Starting point is 00:02:28 I like that you're calling it a joypad because I think that's a word that should be preserved. It's a much better word than controller, right? Yeah, I guess people have switched to controller, haven't they? I miss the Kempston joystick from back in Spectrum times. But we're not using sticks now, so I get that. A joypad is a really nice word. Yeah, but they do have two little sticks. But we're not using sticks now, so I get that. A joypad is like a really nice word. Yeah, but they do have two little sticks.
Starting point is 00:02:48 They do have analogue sticks. There's just a tiny little joystick, isn't it? And other buttons, obviously. True, yeah. I like that the people who invented this kind of, basically invented gaming, got so much enjoyment out of it and loved it so much
Starting point is 00:03:00 they started calling it joystick and joypad. I just think it's a really nice thing. I was looking on my favourite favorite website facebook marketplace for the mad shit they sell and uh they um someone was selling a amstrad cpc 6128 which is my first computer and it was a good price i did complete with replete with um computer monitor and i was like you know that's a pretty good price so what's a good price for it what is a good price for it well it was it was about with monitor and you know all the all the all the trimmings um i think it was 60 quid and i was like you know what looks like it's still working looks like the caps are still uh in place because things are you know displaying on the
Starting point is 00:03:36 screen yeah that's not too bad um and then uh i just i realized why it was so cheap because someone had scratched a swastika into the disc drive tray. I was like, well, I'm not buying that, am I? Oh, man. And that period of time in between you buying it and then somehow getting rid of the swastika is really problematic.
Starting point is 00:04:03 You're going to have to do that really quick before anyone visits or anyone sees it or the people you use it. Drive the bit of the swastika is really problematic. You're going to have to do that really quick before anyone visits or anyone sees it or the people you use it. Drive the bit of the computer that's got a swastika in it. I'll dremel that off under the dead of night
Starting point is 00:04:13 and drive it to an island and throw it in the bin or something. I don't know. Mate, you would get pulled over by the police on your journey back and all of a sudden you're being held in a cell for ten years.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Nazi memorabilia. Yeah, until they can hack it. Hang on a minute, all he's been doing... The thing is, this guy's definitely an extremist, but all he's doing is buying wrestling figures. What does it mean? What does it all mean? That's unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:04:38 There was a kid in Russia who... I think the Russian government set up a Minecraft server, I think, in one of the buildings. Did Liz Truss come along? So we don't recognise this territory. Exactly. And this kid apparently was plotting to blow up one of the buildings in Minecraft. He's been sentenced to five years. So he's 16.
Starting point is 00:05:02 16 years old, been sentenced to five years. It's mad. Absolutely mad years. So he's 16. 16 years old, been sentenced to five years. It's mad. Absolutely mad. Just despots, man. They really do find new ways to be mental every day. What I just said there as a joke was less mental than what actually happened. Yeah. Mad, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:05:15 Absolutely mad. But can we go back to the PUBG thing very quickly? Because I told my friends that I normally play with, that I played with you and stuff. And there's normally three of us who play occasionally because it's squads of four so they get around them as our fourth member but sometimes a fourth person comes along and plays but they said to me to ask you if you'd be up for playing as part of our squad yeah definitely i mean if you look at how um how they play how the other team members because we were just on a team of four people and it was me you and two randoms um i think they were letting us down they were they were holding us back no they probably saw us
Starting point is 00:05:50 and thought why is one of them just driving as fast as he can in loads of directions in the car and then getting instantly killed because everyone knows where he is why is that man being a badass why is that guy being a badass why did you like the vehicle so much i just like the i like the power i've been i like uh i'm a recent convert to the car community so any chance i get right to get behind the wheel i'm there is that why you started off today's recording talking to me about potentially getting a nissan figaro this they look so cool those cars i love stupid looking cars i don't know why people find these things. There's people who are converting their Nissan Figaro into an electric vehicle, and it looks bloody impossible.
Starting point is 00:06:32 It looks really difficult, but probably more reliable than the Nissan Figaro in 2020. Converting it into what? An electric vehicle. So they're putting all the electric guts, like Tesla guts, pulling all the stuff out of a Tesla and bashing it into the car.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Speaking of cars, you know, talking about playing PUBG and there's vehicles in the maps and stuff. Yeah. Sometimes you get up against a real pro squad, right? And it's like, oh, what chance have I got against that? They're just going to kill me instantly, and they do. And they've always got all the custom gear and stuff.
Starting point is 00:07:01 There's one with a chicken head on. Everyone's got crazy designed frying gear and stuff there was one with a chicken head on yeah everyone's got like crazy designed frying pans and stuff i saw a um i saw a video because people shared the videos of their best kills on there and stuff like that i saw a video the other day of a there was a squad of four holding a building and a guy whose point of view the video was from was outside and he wanted to kill them right so he got a car right put um four gas cans because you get gas cans to fill up vehicles or stuff yeah but four gas cans under one gas can to each kind of corner of the car threw a grenade into the car and put some c4 on it when it blew up it went so high into the air and landed on the building completely blew up and killed all of them it's like what chance i could by the way right bear in mind that each
Starting point is 00:07:54 game and each map on pub g game lasts 25 minutes ish it would take me longer than 25 minutes to find all that stuff to find all the stuff how is he doing that what chance have i got against that when i'm going oh reload reload reload i've got i just need a sight on my gun i need that's what you're up against right i mean i mean the only thing that would i would say is that's in my favor is that i've um had full sex you know so yeah i mean there yeah there is that i suppose what's better than doing that having Having full penetrative sex, I always thought. Penetrative? Does it have to be penetrative? Did we need that bit of information? I don't know why I said that.
Starting point is 00:08:31 It's not sex unless it's penetrative. I'm implying that the person that did that was probably a virgin. Right, yeah. And his best friends are games. Which is fine, but I'm just saying, I'm probably never going to have the time to dedicate to that, am I? Hey, let's talk about beauty and video games.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Apparently, Luke. Yeah. You know the Super Mario series? Do I know the Super Mario series? Are you blind? I am nodding toes with the Italian plumber. There's four or five female characters in the world. And out of the recurring female human characters, like your Daisy and your Peach and your Pauline and your Rosalina,
Starting point is 00:09:21 apparently Daisy is the only one who has teeth. That's weird. It is weird, because none of the others have ever been modelled who has teeth. That's weird. It is weird. Because none of the others have ever been modelled to have teeth. And for some reason, Daisy is the only one who regularly shows up with gnashes. And I'm sort of thinking that it basically says that all of the characters in Mario World,
Starting point is 00:09:43 they're all recovering um meth heads drug meth heads drugs yeah exactly they've lost i think i think one of the things that's confusing about it as well is i don't know if people will be well versed enough to know the difference between princess peach and princess daisy because yeah it was always peach but then in the game boy game super mario land it was daisy and then i don't know if you remember but there was a Always Peach, but then in the Game Boy game Super Mario Land, it was Daisy. And then I don't know if you remember, but there was a hit single off the back of Super Mario Land,
Starting point is 00:10:12 which I think got to number one or something. Yeah. And the chorus line said, people think I'm crazy, but I need to rescue Daisy, which made Daisy a lot more famous. But I don't know the difference between them, to be perfectly honest. She's like the Maya Jammer
Starting point is 00:10:27 of the Mario world. Who's Peach, then? Princess Peach was the original one. No, but if Daisy's Maya Jammer, who's Peach? Oh, I don't know. She's like Beyonce, I suppose. She's famous on her own terms, I suppose. Okay, right, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:42 I think if you said Princess Peach, people would know exactly who you meant. But if you said Princess Daisy, it could be anything. Yeah, I'm. Okay, right, yeah. I think if you said Princess Peach, people would know exactly who you meant, but if you said Princess Daisy, it could be anything. Yeah, I'm not that familiar with all of the Nintendo nonsense, but it just makes me laugh that for some
Starting point is 00:10:53 reason none of the women have teeth. Have all the men got teeth? Yeah, all the men have got teeth, haven't they? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:58 I can't really picture Mario's teeth. Mario's got teeth. I know Bowser's got teeth. Bowser's got teeth. He's got teeth all over. He's got more teeth than what he knows what to do with. Interesting, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Yeah, could you buy any of Bowser's teeth on Facebook Marketplace? No. There's a guy who keeps trying to sell... You know when my favourite TV show, Only Fools and Horses, where they... Oh, I've got some news on that. Carry on. I've got some news. Don't let me forget.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Carry on. When they released their own Spring spring water peckham spring water yeah um there's a guy who's like either made or maybe bought it as a as a as a little kind of memento from like one of those kind of um days where you go to the excel center and you meet boise or whatever like he's he's he's got this bottle of um only feels and horses peckham spring water and it's just a bottle of spring water yeah that he's put an led light on up the up the bum of it effectively and um you can just switch it on and it lights up um and he says you know you're right it's great for your man cave blah blah and it's like jesus christ um so yeah it's but pete i mean the thing is what you're doing there is you're criticising
Starting point is 00:12:06 some kind of merchandise tat right yeah but only because it's a merchandise of a show that you don't like
Starting point is 00:12:12 you've got loads of tat all over your apology cabinet I can even see some in the background now no you can't what's that thing standing there
Starting point is 00:12:19 holding a wreath like a soldier you've got a naked man on the shelf below a naked man yeah he's he's a fella from uh the car boot he's the man who he's like a he's like a action man i think from the 50s um and when i went to buy it off the man he got really upset because he's like oh he's been with me since the beginning so don't put it for sale then keep hold of him but do you now see
Starting point is 00:12:40 why it's potentially a little bit hypocritical to be criticising other people's tat. I just think a bottle of spring water with Peckham spring water written on the front of it like a crappy little label and putting any light up its bum is not really... It's the worst of the worst really, isn't it? It's shoddy. It is terrible.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Why is it the worst of the worst? By the way, I was speaking to my mum the other day and just catching up and she goes, oh yeah, yeah. I said, what's new down where you are? She said, oh well, there's a new cafe opened up in the precinct.
Starting point is 00:13:14 And like a few roads away from where my parents live, there's a little precinct. It's just like a corner row with some shops on it. How long have you been in the police department? Yeah, no, no, no. There's like a fish and chip shop there,
Starting point is 00:13:24 a co-op um you know just bit of things like that anyway this new place opens up she goes there's a new cafe opened up i said all right she goes yeah your dad your dad thinks it's funny i was like why is that she goes because it's um it's only fools and horses themed right and it's called only rolls and sauces it kind of works. Kind of. Sources? What's sauces? Like, do you have sauces on rolls? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Like, do they mean like tomato sauce and brown sauce? Yeah, I guess so, yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah, weak here, isn't it? I hope their tea's stronger. But I'm just saying it permeates the culture, doesn't it? It does, yeah. It's taken over in many ways. It's kind of weird how certain things permeate the culture, doesn't it? It does, yeah. It's taken over in many ways.
Starting point is 00:14:06 It's kind of weird how certain things permeate the culture and certain things don't. This is a slight tangent, but when I was at that Comic-Con, it was actually called Dragon Con convention a few years ago in Atlanta. There's loads of things that clearly, because everyone dresses up as stuff,
Starting point is 00:14:20 they cosplay stuff. And there's loads of things that wouldn't be mainstream popular, but have clearly captured the zeitgeist of the community. And so to someone like me, who's not that well-versed in that community, you'll be saying to people, oh, who's that supposed to be and everything?
Starting point is 00:14:36 And they'll tell you. And it'll be literally like, oh, do you remember that character from that episode of Black Mirror? Yeah. And they're dressed as it, right? But then you see movies like Avatar. Do you remember that film Avatar
Starting point is 00:14:45 with James Cameron, that billion dollar film? Which is absolutely huge everywhere. Yeah. And no one... No one. No one. You don't see anyone like that.
Starting point is 00:14:54 So it's kind of weird how, for example, Only Fools and Horses is well loved and, you know, particularly for a certain generation. But it massively captures the spirit of so many people for some reason, even though it's just a TV show.
Starting point is 00:15:07 It's kind of weird, don't you think? But you're right, I think with Avatar, because the characters weren't particularly cool. No, but they're quite distinctive looking. They were distinctive and you'd think you'd see... I have seen a few, but it's very much like... It's quite complicated. There's not much to it on the body but a lot on the face and
Starting point is 00:15:26 you've got to be also seven feet tall as well which is true that is true um all right on that note should we have a quick break and when we come back we need to do some batteries because some of our friends have sent in some more battery brands and we need to try and find a new player or two if we can so should we do that lovely stuff let's do that and we're back with the luke and pete show every single thursday we go through your battery brands if you've found battery in a bit of cheap chinese electronic car uh open it up uh write down what it is take us a pic send us a picture uh to hello at luke and pete show.com and maybe we can figure out whether it's a unique battery that we've never heard of before here on
Starting point is 00:16:02 the show um before we do that should we just address something we said we were going to address on Monday, which was talking about loads of birds falling out of the sky? Oh, yeah. What's that video you sent, which we'll share on our socials? Yeah. When you first sent it, I thought, oh, I'll look at that later. It sounds like it might be quite interesting. When I watched it, my goodness me.
Starting point is 00:16:20 It was, so it's just from like a doorbell cam or whatever, or a security camera in a neighbourhood in Mexico, I think. And it's as if, you know, like at the end of, you know, like you're in a ballroom and they've got balloons suspended from the ceiling, you know, in a big net. And then at one point the net comes down and all the balloons float to the bottom of,
Starting point is 00:16:43 you know, like fall to the ground effectively. It's like that, but with dead birds. Just the birds just, poof, all in a big kind of clump. And there must be like 500 birds, maybe more. I think more. Yeah? What's the explanation? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Sometimes it's, It does happen sometimes. It does happen with certain animals, but it's usually like a virus or a lung thing. But for them to all die at the same time, all collapse at the same time, they all hit the deck and it's like... And some birds kind of wake up and fly away or whatever. But an amazing kind of weird kind of viral thing happens where just all of
Starting point is 00:17:26 these birds just fall out the bloody sky it's horrific we've not got any answers we must have someone listening who knows more about it and can provide us with answers if you do hello at lukeandpeach.com we'll share the video on our um on our socials as well we're in the situation now uh because we're in february a lot of parts of america you get um lizards falling out of trees and stuff because if they get to about i think it's two degrees celsius um they literally just go into stasis they freeze uh and they just fall out of um fall out of trees and stuff and these are big guys they're like they could be a couple of feet high these lizards and then they wake up after they've warmed up a bit but it's just funny that all these lizards and birds are just falling out the sky it's like oh
Starting point is 00:18:04 my god have you ever fallen out of a tree never fallen out of a tree I don't do a lot of falling in my life to be honest but I don't do much climbing either so I fell out of a tree
Starting point is 00:18:11 once when I was a kid it really hurt my left elbow it still gives me a bit of jip today it's probably broke something eh I was about probably about 12
Starting point is 00:18:19 or 13 at the time yeah and still really sore now sometimes it's really weird I never really got it checked out because I was just like mum I fell out of the tree
Starting point is 00:18:27 and she was like alright let's have a look oh you seem fine and that was it really anyway batteries Pete do you want to do the naming and I'll do the searching or how do we want to do it
Starting point is 00:18:34 sounds good sounds good to me we've got a message from Greg from Vancouver thank you Greg delighted to finally have a potentially meaningful addition to your show
Starting point is 00:18:43 I have not one but two potential battery entries this week number one is Kendall super heavy duty batteries found in my nephew's toy doll set he received for Christmas and Nan Feng found in a brand new electric toothbrush that the Wi-Fi have access to but for me
Starting point is 00:18:59 Luke I already know these two they're very much not new players are they we've definitely had a Nan Feng before. Kendall Super Heavy Duty, though? Kendall Super Heavy Duty has been sent in multiple times before. Most recently by our friend Eric Johnson on the 23rd of September. And you're absolutely right, Rene Nan Feng can take your pick there. Sam Graham is a name that's just popped up.
Starting point is 00:19:20 He sent them in back in November. Craig Harris sent them in back in June. So yeah, unfortunately, neither are new players on this game. Sorry, Craig. I got a message from Andre from Brazil. This morning I was trying to put my cat on a kitchen scale
Starting point is 00:19:33 and the battery died in the process. What? I presume in the kitchen scale rather than the cat battery. What I found inside, I hope is a new player, a penicillin general purpose. Penicillin. I think this might be a new player. penis a mig general purpose yeah some egg i think this might be a new player a couple of things on that little tip if you do want to weigh your small pet
Starting point is 00:19:50 is to stand on the scale yourself make a note of the measurement and then stand back on the scale you holding the pet and then just checking the difference because otherwise because i'll tell you what if it's cats they't going to stay on that scale. They would rather do anything than sit in one spot on a bathroom scale. So that would be my tip, Andre. So I'm sorry you went through that rigmarole. Andre has sent in Penasomega, as you said. Unfortunately, they are also not new players
Starting point is 00:20:19 because on the 29th of April 2021, our friend Josh Waddy sent in the very same. So they've already been seen. It's just a Waddy. Tom Casey's got in touch. Greetings from Kabul. Nice. I stood across these last May, but I've been studiously listening back to all of your episodes
Starting point is 00:20:36 to make sure I'm not wasting your time. May I present to you Plough Extra Heavy Duty. Keep up the important work, Tom Plough. Yeah. That name again, Tom. Plough. Yeah. That name again is Mr. Plough. Yeah, I think Tom has got us some new players here. I've certainly never seen them. The inbox is telling me the same.
Starting point is 00:20:54 Tom, congratulations. A new player has entered the game. Plough, extra heavy duty, are indeed new players. I'm pleased to see they're 0% mercury or cadmium as well, so good on them. Good on them for keeping their cadmium to it. A new player, though, Pete, hey? Yeah, I like to see it.
Starting point is 00:21:10 It makes my heart sing. It really does. Very enjoyable. Thanks for that, everyone, and keep sending them in. We'll do some more of those next Thursday. Pete, do you want to read an email? We've got one here from our friend Dalton about the worst shortcuts.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Let's do that. I'll do this from Dalton Newton. A race which went wrong is the title. Hello, the little Pete. Hope you're chapped so well. I thought I'd throw my story regarding worst shortcuts your way. The partner I have access to very kindly paid for a trip to Barcelona for the pair of us back in 2020. The sun was shining. The hotel was nice. Lovely old job. However, the trip went south where my competitive streak took hold, causing me to challenge her to a race to the room from the lobby. We're both in our 20s.
Starting point is 00:21:48 It was only two floors. She took the direct route up the stairs while I took the tactical route of the lift. A few seconds into the journey, on a route I had bragged would make her look a fool, the elevator grinded to a sudden halt. Claustrophobia quickly set in, so as any sane person would do i called the emergency switch thanks to fairly frequent traveling to see family in spain my spanish is fairly good but in the heat of the moment i chose my mother tongue after a couple of minutes explaining my situation i was told to hold on the engineer was on its way uh however in true hot mic fashion i heard the lady begin conversing with a colleague presumably nearby uh andQué está pasando? What's happening? They asked. Then the harrowing line,
Starting point is 00:22:30 No se va ni papa de algo. Sigue hablando. I've no idea, just keep talking. Fair to say at this point, I'd given up all hope and was ready to accept my impending fate along with taking the big L in my race. Gutted. 15 minutes later, I was saved.
Starting point is 00:22:45 The management team pried open the door, handed me a bottle of water, and offered to get me a free bottle of wine. It was an all-inclusive hotel. Bit long, but all in all, a true nightmare of a shortcut, as I thought I was about to become a statistic and a meme. Regardless, a wonderful city, Dalton. A wonderfully written email there.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Thank you very much for that, Dalton. That's fantastic. Have you ever got stuck in a lift, Peter? No. I think I'd enjoy a bit of downtime, to be honest. I always think people get really worried about it. I'm like, as long as I'm not falling, I don't care. It's probably just a problem with the doors, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:23:19 There's loads of different safety mechanisms in lifts these days. Of these days. Yeah, because you don't want to... Yeah, I mean, a lift shaft, just thinking about a lift shaft These days. Yeah, because you don't want to, yeah, I mean, a lift shaft, just thinking about a lift shaft is terrifying. Yeah, yeah. I must have told you this before, and this is going to sound mental,
Starting point is 00:23:32 but I promise you this is true. I'm not saying this for a very long time. It's probably only a couple of minutes. I once got stuck in a lift with three members of Motley Crue. Right. At Capital. Yeah. What, the lift didn't open
Starting point is 00:23:45 and you were in there? All three of them. So apart from all the... So basically, Vince Neil, Mick Mars, Nikki Sixx were the three.
Starting point is 00:23:54 There was no Tommy Lee. So it was all the three that aren't Tommy Lee. And they were there promoting a fucking... I think they had a comeback around 2005-ish. Right.
Starting point is 00:24:03 And they were there promoting it, I guess on X probably. Yeah. And as they were leaving comeback around 2005-ish. Right. And they were there promoting it, I guess, on X probably. Yeah. And as they were leaving, I was also leaving. And we got on the lift. There were a couple of other people there as well. Got on the lift, pressed the button, and nothing happened.
Starting point is 00:24:16 And pressed the door open button, which I think in a lot of lifts is fake, right, anyway. Yeah. I think the door close and door open buttons can be fake anyway, I think, in a lot of lifts. It just gives you the idea that you're controlling it when you're not anyway so nothing happened for a couple of minutes and we all just stood around and um they were kind of chuckling to themselves um nothing was really said but it was kind of a weird moment to uh to be because it's rivaled only by um the time at capital where I got out of the lift at the ground floor.
Starting point is 00:24:45 And as I walked out of my lift, because there were two lifts, if you remember. As I walked out of my lift, Jay-Z and his entourage walked out the other lift. And they were leaving at the same time. So I just got walking with them. And outside of Capital Radio, you go down those stairs and go out the door at Leicester Square. There were loads of photographers. That's right. already you go down those stairs and go out the door at leicester square there were loads of photographers right and i chuckled to myself knowing that actually a lot of those um paparazzi photographs would be totally unusable because there's a bloke standing in the back eating a
Starting point is 00:25:15 packet of sort of vinegar walkers and that was me that could be yeah but imagine that picture is used elsewhere around the world and they probably just think you're part of, you're Jersey's official crisp eater. It was before memes. I could be a meme now. You could be like crisp guy or something. Do you know what I mean? Well, I mean, presumably this is on,
Starting point is 00:25:37 I mean, after we finish recording, I'll search on Getty. Have a look on Getty. And there'll be a picture. So what year would this have been? I reckon probably, again, probably around 2000. So I was at Capital Radio from October 2004 to probably
Starting point is 00:25:49 January 07 or something like that. But I came and went a couple of times. So around that kind of time. Jersey, Capital Radio. I don't reckon it was so early that I don't reckon they would have automatically uploaded to Getty like they do now. I reckon people would have fucking... I think you'd be have fucking I think you'd be
Starting point is 00:26:06 surprised I'd be absolutely delighted because I would instantly get a high res version of it pay for it and put it on the wall in my house so I'm in for this
Starting point is 00:26:13 anyway let's get on that note let's get out of here thank you very much to Dalton for his email thank you to everyone who sent battery brands in and thank you all
Starting point is 00:26:20 to the rest of you for listening do check us out we'll be back on Monday have a lovely weekend do find the time to leave us a little five star review if you can like I say it is really helpful all to the rest of you for listening do check us out we'll be back on Monday have a lovely weekend do find the time to leave us a little five star review
Starting point is 00:26:27 if you can like I say it is really helpful for us and we would appreciate it Pete what have you got planned for the weekend I've got a lot of guests
Starting point is 00:26:36 staying over the next few weeks before me oh nice so I've got a lot of people how about the allergies no yeah I hope they haven't
Starting point is 00:26:43 either I always I'm known as Ola Hoovering so I've hoovered of people coming over. How about with the allergies? No. Yeah, I hope they haven't either. I always... I'm known as a hoovering, so I've hoovered most of the house. But, yeah. It's... Yeah, it's got a lot of people popping in, popping out.
Starting point is 00:26:53 I worry that we've got guests staying on Friday and Saturday, and that's going to... By the second guests, I'm not going to be interested, am I? I'm going to be like, I'm too tired for this. I'm too knackered. Yeah, you're in a situation that you're not in control of, so that's going to be interested am I I'm going to be like I'm too tired for this I'm too knackered
Starting point is 00:27:05 yeah you're in a situation that you're not in control of so that's going to be tiring oh well enjoy that anyway and we'll come back on Monday and maybe we'll hear
Starting point is 00:27:13 all about it maybe we won't who knows might talk about something else but have a great weekend and we'll see you next time
Starting point is 00:27:19 fare thee well.

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