The Luke and Pete Show - Look at My Diseases

Episode Date: July 23, 2026

Luke reckons Jude Bellingham’s handsomeness is going underreported, Pete’s got iTunes on the brain and Mitch McConnell is having to prove he’s still alive. And that’s just the first five minutes of today’s show.Elsewhere, Luke’s just watched some good vox pops and Pete has a disgusting idea for a get-rich-quick scheme.Finally, we’ve got listener correspondence concerning batteries, melons and (potentially false) childhood memories.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: [e-mail] Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the Luke and Page Show. Join by Mr. Lucan-Moe, how the devil are you doing? Before you answer that, I've just seen a meme, an AI-generated footage of Harry Kane and Jude Bellingham as members of the Peaky Blinders. Now, would you like to respond? Is that any way to start ashore? Tom.

Tom. Jude and our area. Tom. was he in the film that guy? No he wasn't. He wasn't, no, he wasn't in the film. He's the band Margera of, is the band Margarra or Bam Margera?

I think it's Margera. Yeah, he's always getting served up on my kind of social media feeds. Right, okay, interesting. Yeah, so the guy who plays Arthur Shelby is a guy called Paul Anderson. He's had his problems. and I believe he was written out of the film

because he couldn't yeah I don't think he could be relied upon to film at that point I don't think for various kind of personal reasons I think yeah yeah so I mean which is sad very sad it's sad he is sad I mean he himself does pop up on social media stuff here and there

but he's had like an interesting career because he kind of that was like a really big breakthrough thing for him wasn't it I think he was a ticket towel I think he was. Did he not get a, off the back of that, did he not get a role in that Leonardo of the Caprio movie, The Revenant?

Oh, I don't know. I think he did. Bruno's a film buff. He said he's giving the thumbs up. So, I think it's, yeah, I wish him all the best. The movie's not very good, unfortunately. Bruno, have you seen the movie?

It's not very good. It's not that good, no. I thought it was less than some of its parts, sadly. Right. I love the series, by the way. Yeah, I like the series, but I did stop eventually. Some series just can't keep up.

in my mind. Would you feel happier or sadder if the England team, if they, we don't know what's happening at the time recording, but if the England team walked out at the World Cup final dressed as the Peekeye Blinder and then when they scored a goal, every time they scored a goal, the guy who scored it would run to the pitchside microphone and say, that's a goal by order. By order of the Peekees blinders.

Do you not think that, I mean, it would have to be Jude, wouldn't it? he's Birmingham, isn't he? Yeah, he could do it. So he could do it. Is he from Stourbridge? I feel like he's from around there, yeah. So he is from Stourbridge, yeah. Now, Stourbridge,

my knowledge of the Westminster is very, very poor, is, so it's 11 miles west of Birmingham, I'm being told. Right, okay, yeah. But it's the centre of British glassmaking during the Industrial Revolution. So, my contribution it's made to society. So I think Jude could do that job pretty well.

One of the things I feel goes underreported, certainly for the news and the opinion stuff that I read, is just how handsome do you, Bellingham is? No, I think that's mentioned quite constantly, how handsome he is. I think he's extraordinarily handsome. I think because he's so charismatic in other ways and he's so kind of opinionated and so kind of, I think people feel they don't like handsome people to also have another job,

aka talking. Is that what you get? So what happens to you? Yeah, people sort of say, God, this guy's got everything. I don't want to hear him speak. No. That's what they write on the iTunes reviews.

Still calling the iTunes. Still calling iTunes. Still called iTunes, guys. I mean, their podcast app can't fucking, you know, handle video. So, I mean, what are you going to do, eh? Are you still going to do? Are you doubling down on iTunes? Yeah, fuck it.

Let's call it iTunes to crying out loud. Yeah. Just even, you know what? Just even hearing the word iTunes, it just gives me nice nostalgia. It does. If I was to see the old... I'd love to see an iTunes logo

from about 2008. Bruno, can you put that in the running audio? It'd make you feel really good to see it because it's so nostalgic, it's unbelievable. Yeah. And now it's called Apple Podcasts and Apple Music and everything has to be in Shittified, doesn't it? You can't do anything good.

But iTunes used to be just a one-stop shop. I mean, none of it worked. It was impossible to navigate. The charts were frequently gamed by new podcast. because it used to work on increases in listenership, etc, etc. It was terrible. And, you know, Apple have proved that they just can't seem to figure out how podcasts work, which is good. It takes me back to a time.

Maybe me talking about iTunes makes something like this Luca Picchu might have been produced by AI. Somebody might have taken old episodes of this podcast and sort of reconstituted it. and basically made a virtual Pete Donaldson. Heaven for Fend, that ever happens. It can't be worse than the current situation, though. No, but it does feel, I feel like I'm wearing like a football rambled shirt. I'm in my cabin. I've been in my cabin for probably about five years now,

recording shows and stuff. I worry that, you know, this, I'm going to need, like, to do it Mitch McConnell, Proof of Life sort of to prove, to prove that I'm still alive. And even then have it roundly criticized. for looking very similar to previous pictures. Unnoticed. People just broadly unaffected by the news.

Yeah. Perhaps an eyebrow race here or there, that's what you're going to get. But the Mitch McConnell thing is really interesting. Have you seen the detail on that? I haven't, no, it's just a funny... There's a lot of weekend at Bernie's senators and politicians in the US. And it's a fascinating little curio. It's a fascinating little sort of situation that the American Senate

seem to sort of, because when you're, when you sort of lose a senator, I presume everyone around you gets fired. So that's presumably why that's, why this is all happening, but it's an astonishing bit of, astonishing bit of weirdness, isn't it? So he released a photograph with him and his wife as a quote proof of life thing. Very soft features, Mitch McConnell. Always has done. Yes. But it just seems to be sort of like smoothing out to cottage cheese. It's an astonishing look. Yeah, I think he looks like, I think he looks like the three-dimensional, not three-dimensional, but the kind of the made flesh version of one of Statler and Waldorf. Yeah, it's Pan's Labyrinth, the guy with the eyes, the eyes are a bit.

The eyes of the hands, yeah, yeah, I mean, and so people were saying that, like, the photo that he released was AI generated, then some forensic, digital forensic guy kind of, I think for the Washington Post, right, said, no, no, I've explored it, and I explored the metadata thoroughly and it was taken on Sunday and this means that it is real. But then some other people were saying that the newspaper in the photo was weird

and had like certain strange kind of like peckerage. Strange aberrations. Yeah. The problem with modern like camera phones is that it does try and fill in detail from very far away. It does try and...

You talked about this before. You talked about that Samsung thing about taking a photo of the moon and it's actually not taking a photo. It's filling in like digitally. That was very obvious. But yeah, if you take a, I think, stockport, I want to say,

bought a footballer this week, and they've clearly taken a photograph from miles away because they've, basically the social media person's sort of cropped a picture quite tight on him, forgetting that this picture had been taken from miles away by a smartphone. And so his face looked like this sort of crumbly got a Muppet kind of picture. He's got like a mouth that's like really long

and his eyes are bleeding into his mouth and stuff, and it's a very strange look indeed. But yeah, it's, yeah, Yeah, it's an odd one, isn't it? It's an odd situation for a to us to deal with. I think it's kind of interesting the way Mitch McConnell's political career has gone is that he's now literally holding things up

like he always used to by not reporting whether he's dead or not. It's almost like an amazing, like, final act to a man's, you know, basically to a man's like career-long obfuscation of things happening. It's like, what would it? It's almost like,

Oh, Mitch McConnell is now lying in the state of like Schroding as politician, in the state of stasis. No one knows what's happening, whether he's alive or dead. That is kind of what Mitch McConnell would have wanted. Yeah, he was just in one-man sort of filibus, doesn't he? The way that kind of... He'd still win his election in his... He's still winning an election.

Yeah. Even as he is now. Why are they still sort of, you know, fucking with these guys? Surely there's a younger Mitch McConnell who can just be just as fucking maggar and stupid. Yeah, but you don't think that... It's not the real thing, is it? No.

It's not classic coke, is it? You want the soft... You want the role of... Colour Kentucky Senator. You want the classic Coke. Because obviously the bloc who I always get mixed up with with Mitch McConnell, I always did do before he died. Who died this week?

Or last week, rather. Lindsay Graham. Lindsay Graham, okay. Fascinating, you know, fascinating man. And how his kind of career changed over the years and how some of the reports from people who'd known him intimately, that's his report to know him intimately was just some astonishing stuff out there.

A true oddball. A true oddball of the oddballiest profession. In the finest tradition of British politicians of that stripe, actually. Very almost like very reminiscent of like the old fashioned 80s camp Tory. But how did you, how on earth did you kind of,

how on earth did you dredge these people up and get them to, you know, claim votes? Do you know what I mean? Like how do you, How does a man so out of time claim all those votes? How does he kind of get there? Maybe it's different now, but aren't they,

they always used to traditionally be like parts of, yeah, I mean, it's the same in the US now, I think. Parts of the US where it honestly does not matter, really, who the candidate is. It's just so ingrained. Oh, that they always sort of go for. Yeah, but it's the same in this country, right? You're never, you're certain parts of,

certain parts of the country here that, where they'd always just vote a certain way. Like, there's no, I mean, there's no realistic, as far as I understand, I mean, I know what it's like where you are, but there's no realistic prospect that the Conservatives would ever win in Lambeth. No. It just never happened, right? And the paucity of candidates is kind of beside the point.

It doesn't really matter. Now, I suppose what you could argue is that like, do you remember that special election in Makerfield where Burnham won it? And the candidate reform put up was just abysmal. And he could literally barely speak. He was so bad. But he couldn't answer a single question on question time. And he lost.

He lost. But that was like, Burnham was like a singular character, right? He's like nationally famous and like people like him and all the rest of it. And he could do the job. Whereas I think generally speak him, is it that much about the Canada as a general rule? Or is it much more about the stripe?

Yeah. I mean, I guess, I guess it's kind of different because you look at like the clacken, clacken, clatton, clatton, clapton, clacton, yeah, thing with Binfis and the reform leader Nigel Farage. the way that's sort of like they interviewed quite a lot of people who voted for Farage the first time round and he went and they basically said even if like Farage doesn't run like I'd still vote for reform again so it is kind of like

you know people just have their people don't really care about the candidates a lot of the time but if you like reform you presumably like Farage and how he conducts as a I had I had a really interesting set of um vox pops with people in Clacton and it was oh who did it I can't remember now apologies to them because it was fine work and it was quite surprising to me how how much or how little

the Farage behaviour has cut through cut through yeah I just think every every kind of every kind of like normal person they just don't really consume politics in the same way like I remember the biggest lesson I learned when I was doing my master's is it like when it comes through elections and stuff like that

I can't remember the exact detail but in the US at least, it's like something like the average US voter in an election period. So in the months leading up to a big, say, a presidential election, they consume, knowingly consume, as in they choose to consume. It's something like five minutes a week. It's not like if you're all in these politico's just lives it, you can see why it's really easy to misunderstand and mis-overestimate exactly how much of things have an impact. And the Niger Forresting, the stuff that like the five million pound don't,

nation thing had a bit of a cut through. But in terms of like his like ties with certain other people and his like his performance in the commons and stuff like people had no clue about that. They said no idea. Do you think it's kind of like the

modern, certainly younger people they think that a million pounds isn't that much money these days. Do you know what I mean? Like I just think like what do you get? They probably think that politicians get through the million people. What do you mean? Yeah, I think so. I think people just sort of think that a million pounds is, even though like no one's got fucking two shillings of rub together or whatever it is.

They are, they still think they're a million, because the way that like YouTube and Instagram and all the social media talk about becoming a millionaire, it's not something anyone can realistically do. You know, 1% will be in the frame for making that amount of money. What percentage of people in the country are a millionaires, do you reckon? Oh, I reckon it's probably, yeah, it's got to be like 1%, 1%, isn't it?

1% millionaires. And what does that even mean? Like, is that awning a house that is worth a million pounds? So I'm reading here, and this is a Wikipedia link, right? And I'll just check the source at a minute, right? But there are, according to UBS, I don't know what that is, but I mean, I guess it's probably some statistics company. Bank of Scotland?

Don't know, it could be a bank. There are, guess how many individual millionaires there are in the United Kingdom? I don't know how many people there are in the United Kingdom. I'm actually quite surprised by this. So I think there's something like, Bruno, there's not like 70 million people in the UK, right? Yeah, it's about 70 million people in the UK. So guess how many of them are millionaires?

Oh, by the way, this is US dollar millionaires. So it's a little bit less than the millionaire in pairs. Oh, well, fuck that then. But does that count in, like, is that fluid? Is that kind of, or is that just I own a house that's liquid? Fluid. What would be a millionaire fluid? Fluid.

I've got a million litres of piss. Fluid money. It still applies the same. It still works the same. You could have worked that one out. This is a global wealth report by Sweden... It's pedantry that'll mean you'll never get that a million pounds. Yeah, by Swiss multinational investment bank UBS group.

So I guess there's no kind of vested interest in it. But guess, just guess. Well, I think it's in cat. The answer is actually 2.4 million people. Right, okay. So more than 1% by a big truck. About 4.5% of people. That is surprising, isn't it?

I was thinking about like millionaire, maybe. I've kind of been hoisted by my own opinion. And I guess I've kind of gone for, maybe people don't think a million pounds is that all that much money, but then thinking about people of houses that are approaching that, aren't they? So if you're on the house.

Surely some of it must be property-related, right? Yeah, because I guess, but then how much have you paid off of your mortgage? You know, you could not... What, me? Fuck all. And when you remortgage, they tell you exactly how much. I think...

We live... the month in our house and that's the end of it. Sarah's Barclays we've got we're with and her internet bank now shows precisely what is owed as a mortgage loan when you log in and say, oh, do not care for that. But ultimately, mate, you've got a roof over your head

and that's the main thing. But if you could tell our listeners and our viewers here, the best way for them to become a millionaire like Stephen Buck. Actually, Stephen Buck doesn't really do that, does he? But some people do. How would you do it? How would you do it? start i think if you're starting out now 18 oh no you come out of uni so you're 21 22 you're looking to make your million like all the young lot of the young kids want to do these days what's your tactic

i think um the angle on your the old only fans and stuff i think the angle that nobody sort of has you ain't making the being off only fans me weeping sores weeping soles if you have why is nobody an only fan showing off some of the most Some STDs that haven't been seen since the Victorian era. Why isn't somebody just trying to become a vessel for some very, very weird, very strange behaving, very colourful sexually transmitted diseases, and showcasing them every morning, every evening on a lie for two hours at a time?

I think so. People are disgusting and you'll always find someone who's, you know, interesting in that sort of thing. What are you charging? Ten or a month. to look at your diseases. To look at my diseases. And you're going to have to get the diseases. Well, yeah, and that'll be the fun bit. All right, can I just, needless to say, leave me out of it.

I was thinking my best asset is I think I'm pretty good at insulting people. Right, okay. Maybe I would do the thing, almost like a cameo. You know, when Nigel Farage was doing cameos and he accidentally said up the rar and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah. Like a, why have we never done cameo? No, we could have made us a bit of a coin, couldn't we? Greg Wallis, does it?

Greg Wallace does it Greg Wallace can make dollar out of it I think we should be able to He's doing some lovely pictures For TV shows he's never going to get It's good stuff Like really basic sort of Tell us about him

Just sort of going What would it be like If I had a TV show You're not going to get a TV show Greg What would have a TV show And I went around And I went around

With a famous chef And we looked at where the food came from I'm paraphrasing Can't really remember the idea I remember it being quite dull who got where the things have been coming out of the sea or the ground or whatever and then we all cook the food in front of the famous chef

which is he's not even a cook he's a fucking greengrocer and then uh wouldn't that be a good idea for a show like he's clearly pitched for that nobody wanted it and now he's trying to sort of crowdsourcing interest he's indignant about it in this so he's like well I'm actually going to put it straight to people yeah I'm going to go over the uh I'm going to go over the heads of the TV commissioners and I'm going to go straight to the people I've been told that I don't need these commissioners anymore And he gets the same eight middle-aged women

Who just go, yeah, great idea, Greg, in the comment Yeah Yeah It's the game we're all in, mate It's the game we're all in Do you think there's anybody who, Do you think there's anybody who, what's his name, Greg Wallace? Two G's though

We've had three G's because his name also starts three G Greg Wallace, is he on Instagram Doing all this much Yeah, he's on Instagram, yeah Greg Wallace They haven't been at a take his MBA off him No Oh, yeah, but that doesn't narrow it down

Does it mean, bloody down? Yeah, absolutely like He's got two and 40s, followers, yeah. I get served up Greg's stuff all the time, partly because I always watch it. I will never follow it, but if it comes up on the screen,

I'll tend to watch it. He's really good to camera, by the way, Greg. You've got to give him that. There's a dirty sort of boy teenager does really... I think he's a teenager. I think he's in the 20s now. But either way, he's destroying

any idea or any semblance of career prospects by doing this all on the internet. He basically just does a little video about like puts himself in scenes like, I don't know, like, he's just always getting, he's just always sucking people off. There's no two ways about it.

And he's basically, I'm trying to stop explaining. He'll sort of go, oh, comes in the room and granddad is, granddad's trousers are fallen down and he'll go, and then I'll just start sucking granddad off. And it makes me laugh because it's so pure, like stupid. But he's not actually doing it. No, he's just sort of going, he's going, like doing the blood job thing. and then going, and he does the same kind of like eyes rolling back in the head face.

Ooh, face. And it always makes me laugh. Like, because it's so stupid. Even for the internet, it's so stupid and witless. And it's not, he's never going to make any money out of it. He's never, it's ruining his life. It will ruin his life eventually. But he just, he turns up with three stupid videos a day that make me chuckle.

This is what happened to you on Vine, isn't it? And then, well, then I subscribe to him and then I saw a couple of ones that were a bit fucking right wing and I'm like, oh, fuck off, mate. Why do you have to fucking ruin the purity of sucking your granddad off in the front room? Listen, a man sucking off his grandfather is fine,

but I will not take someone who is quite a bit right wing. Exactly. Would you rather, Pete? Would you rather wake up one morning and you're a bit right wing or wake up one morning and... I am a bit right wing.

We've all a bit right wing. What are your right wing? right wing on 45. What are your right wing tendencies? I don't want to pay tax. I do pay my tax. No, but you don't want you. You don't want to.

You don't want to. No, I'll tell you what. If someone gave me the choice now, fucking tax me at sauce on the same rates, yes please. I'll take it. That's not what I'm offering. Well, I know you're not offering it,

but it would make things a lot easier for me. I'd be sad because I wouldn't be able to, you know, get the bumper of the Toyota painted for 200 knots today. I wouldn't be able to do that. I can't really do that anyway. But what I'm saying to you is, you said we're all a bit right wing.

What are your right wing tendencies if you're being honest? And I think your right-win tendencies are partly you don't really want to pay that much tax. Right. Yeah, but I do pay the tax eventually. It's just an administrative, I don't save enough to pay the tax bill. But do you get angry when you have to make the payment?

No, I'm not, no, it's a bit of a weight off your shoulders, really. Okay. Good for you. What are yours then? You haven't got them? We've all got them. We've all got them. And I'm not sort of being the sort of lefty liberal. A little bit angry about young people having fun. Is that technically right? Think young people should stop moaning?

Yeah, probably a bit of that. Bit of blindness about mental health, probably a little bit of that. Probably a little bit of that here. Fondness for rugby? What do you mean? Well, I don't think anyone should play rugby. I don't think anybody should toss the pillow out with Chugs at any point, really. I don't think, I've got,

is right-wing class chip-on-shoulder? Yeah, a little bit of that. I'm quite chippy about the Manx for some reason. I don't really know why. I don't think that's right-wing, is it? Is it? I don't know. It's normal.

Yeah, I've got a chip on my shoulder about being purring, but I'm obviously not poor. And, yeah, that's about it, really, I suppose. But we've all got them. I'm sure people could provide me with a list of shots like of stuff. I panic about words sometimes and I don't mean to. Quite angry. I'm not quite angry.

You keep saying I'm angry. I'll knock you out, mate. Here's an example of Sam PM 47. He is doing a skit about his mam saying, stop doing these videos online, Sam, PM 57. You are, think about your digital footprint, print and he goes, whoa, did you just say digital foot job? And then he just starts, like, putting his mouth on a foot and licking and going, I'm so, you know, orgasmically, you know, excited by the idea of a foot job. It's so pathetic. Is this, this, this is not a chef boy,

is it? Is it not a chef boy? It's Sam PM 47. He's so rubbish. But you, so rubbish. So you like him more or less than you like chef boy. Chef Boy is the influencer in Miami who basically tells you not to not to watch football and stuff like that Don't watch the World Cup because you're just watching boys in shorts Oh yeah

No chef boy Chef Boy's the guy who used to do Make nice things for people And put them out And you said it was irritating Oh chef boy the one who had the stuffed The stuffed animal Yeah

I'm going to go for a I'm going to go for a cup of tea By myself Yeah Yeah you I hate that guy Has he been cancelled Yeah

That's quite right way That's got to be serious Having a problem with people having a nice time. Right, Peter, before we go, we should do an email and a battery.

So what don't you do the battery first? All right then. Hello, Joe. Hello, Joe. Hello, Joe. Marjoram. What's Marjoram?

Isn't it in Indian space? Yeah, I think it is. Yeah, I think it is. Delicious. Hi, guys. Excuse me. Love the show, and when you both slag off

people in your industry, it is like hearing a friend gossip about people you'll never meet. I want... Who do we snag off in our industry? You do it. You do it. Yeah, but only people.

scared of it. I'm totally, I am totally honest about it. If people are nice, I say they're nice. Sometimes with great kind of hardship because I always say Jamie Carrigan is nice, which he is and everyone's always, we always sputter that girl. I was like, yeah, I know he did that, but that was years ago I'm not excusing it, but he's always been very nice to

me. You've got to take people as you find him. Yeah. Like Rick Edwards, nice, but quite brutal. I feel like with our beloved Liverpool defender, is he saying that he likes the stuff? is nice? Is he nice because he feels like he has to be nice?

I bet him a number of times. Yeah, give me another example. I'll tell you if they're nice or not. I always do that. Nice, nasty, don't know. Gaddafi. You shook the hands of Sherman Mao. Nice, actually.

You tell me what he's like. It's surprisingly nice. Stinky. Anyway, Joe says, I wanted to put forward the below as a potential new player. This was taken out of a temperature and humidity sensor in a raw materials warehouse. It is a tech cell. But most interesting,

it is a size half double A. I have a picture with a standard energizer industrial AA. It's exactly half the size of a double A. I've never seen one of them.

A double A. Never seen one. I thought TechSel was a video game from back in the day featuring Captain Kirk William Shatner, but I don't think it is. I think I might mean tech war.

TechSell. It's a brand new player, baby. It's a brand new player. Congratulations, Joe. If tech cell are busing, Now, you've got to know the rules before you subvert the rules, as they say. Van Gogh, you know, you talk about, you know, the impressionists. Yeah, they clearly know how to make a full AA.

It's not either working up from half a double A to a double A. They clearly not to do a full double A. What would they do that? Just a little, well, for putting in tiny senses, I suppose. They don't require that much of juice. It's a little fella. Just a little fella. Very nice.

Well, congratulations to you, Joe Marjoram. Yeah. A brand new player, first one on ages. A shout out to Dean who sent a picture in of a load of really massive watermelons outside the shop because we request... I really want to find a watermelon big enough

to mean that I can use the shell as a pair of pants for my son and preferably Pete but that's unrealistic because you don't get warm up there's that big but I definitely think my son could wear one and I actually found... I actually was... I went to Alexandria Palace Park last week

to see super furry animals supported by the beta band. Nice. As I walked up from Wood Green Station, I went into a shop to get some chewing gum. And there was, I mean, the biggest watermen I've ever seen. And it was a real dilemma for me

because I genuinely have not seen a waterman this big for ages, possibly ever in this country. I really want it. But I cannot bring myself to roll a big waterman all the way up Alexander Palace Hill. No.

Sit on it for the gig and then roll it all the way home again. Didn't even fancy shouting nice, Big melons or something, just to get it out of your system? Should have. No? Yeah, should have.

I didn't know. That's a shame. So hopefully at one point a gigantic watermelon will be on display near me somewhere, but the quest continues. So shout out to you, Dean, for sending that in. But I want to read this email from James, because it's a follow up to what we talked about last week. He says,

Hi, guys, regarding Luke and Pete's conversation about the Bayo Tapestry on today's show. Yes. It's not ridiculous that Luke claimed to have seen it in the UK before. because Reading Museum houses a full-sized 19th century replica of it which I visited many times of the child in the 90s and is apparently still there. Perhaps Mr Moore popped in to see it en route to watching Pompey Park

at the much-loved select car leasing stadium. Now, it's interesting because I've had another explanation as well. One of my followers on Twitter said that maybe I went to a school trip into Normandy which isn't that far from where I grew up to see it. Now, I don't think either of those explanations are true. I have been to the select car leasing stadium when it was the Medeiski Stadium to see Portsman lose 1-0 to Reading,

via a Jason Roberts goal many years ago. With the aforementioned Dave Cronin, he used to be a manager of at the driver and Dexies been up runners, by the way. I see. So did, yeah, but did they bring the Bayo Tapestry as a big T4 for that? Maybe they did.

Right. I must have just imagined it. It must just be a false childhood memory. Maybe a teacher just really sort of spoke about it with such colour. and verve that you thought you were seeing the real thing. Could have been my history teacher, Mrs. Duckett. Yes, okay, Mrs. Duckett.

She genuinely was called Mrs. Duckett, which is unfortunate when you are teaching young boys at a down-at-heel comprehensive. Yeah. We used to have a history teacher that was a boxer, and we used to just talk to him about boxing, and just basically chin off entire lessons where he'd go into detail about how good at boxing he was back in the day.

Great. To be fair. His ears look like a right mess. Yeah, massively. We had teachers who loved cricket. We had one who was a massive passionate supporter of Bournemouth. He always wanted to talk about Bournemouth all the time. Nice.

You can always find their cheat codes. But no, I haven't been to the Reading Museum. I spend a lot of my time avoiding places like Reading. I'm afraid, James, with respect. Not like Reading. Not like Reading. Not like Reading. Exactly.

All right. Take us out of here, Peter. Let's get out of a Keyboard Cat. Play us out Keyboard Cat. We'll be back on Monday, if that's all right, with you. Do send us a message. because as you can see, we've read two out there. So you can't get us on that. You can't get us on that technicality.

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