The Luke and Pete Show - Money Talks, in association with Klarna
Episode Date: November 26, 2021On today’s bonus episode, Luke and Pete are playing Klarna’s brand new game, Money Talks, which is designed to get people talking more openly about money. The lads are sharing what they’d buy if... money was no object, how their upbringings have influenced their spending habits and the things in life that are worth spending that little bit more on!Head to www.klarnamoneytalks.com to register for a chance to get a free copy of the card game and download the Klarna app for a smarter way to shop and pay! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to the Luke and Pete show.
Today, Luke, we've partnered with Klarna,
the smooth shopping platform who run a mission
to get us all chatting more openly about money.
Absolutely, Pete.
The Klarna app gives you everything you need
to feel in control of your money.
You can browse for inspiration, find exclusive deals,
save items and get notifications to your phone when the price drops.
Yeah, because we're a bit funny about money sometimes, aren't we?
Money can be a little bit of an awkward subject,
which makes people clam up a little bit.
That's why Klarna have created the Money Talks card game,
which Luke and I are very much enjoying playing.
Yeah, it's good, actually.
On and off the show.
The game is a perfect
way to get people talking about their spending
habits and their financial
wellness in an open and honest way.
So we thought, what better way to start the conversation than right here
on the Luke and Pete show. We're going to play
the Money Talks card game.
Three different levels
of cards, a little bit like your Pokemon
and stuff um
getting more and more spicy and interesting and more kind of like uh uh a bit more interesting
each time isn't it so we'll pick one card from level one one from level two one from level three
and then see where we land um interestingly actually on pokemons um right my the wi-fi
i have access to says that i'm the snorlax oh what does snorlax turn into uh uh i think munchlax maybe
munch oh so snorlax is just sleepy it's not yeah big and then and and and and eat eat lax or his
name is munchlax i think dulcolax he turns into that uh because i used to have his big blue
dressing gowns as you said a lot of snorlax that's quite i think that's quite sweet yeah
anyway okay right so first one up i'm going to turn this card over.
Now level one, Pete.
Okay, so this is a level one question for you. Easy peasy.
I don't think they'll be that tricky anyway.
If money were no object, this is a good one actually.
If money were no object, what one thing would you buy?
Oh, if money were no object, what would I buy?
I like my own space. Yeah? I like my own space.
Yeah.
I like my own time.
I like to put my own energies into doing what I want to do.
Yeah.
A big ferry.
You live by the sea.
I live by the sea.
It could work.
Just have a big ferry.
I'd get on my scooter.
I'd get my Wangy 125T.
I'd scoot my way down to the beach. Yeah. Get on my big... I mean, I presume I'd need someone to scooter I'd get my Wangy 125T I'd scoot me way down to the beach
get on my big
I mean I presume I'd need someone
to get me on the ferry
I'd have a little
alright
I'd have a ferry and also
like a little
pontoon
little boat
oh you want a little pontoon
alright I'll have a little pontoon
to get on the ferry
yeah
Leon C Beach
and
or Chalkwell
and I'll get on there
and I'll just toot away
just be me on the ferry.
I wouldn't need any staff.
I mean, I wouldn't need any staff
but I want to do it myself.
You'd teach yourself how to pilot it.
Teach myself how to pilot it
and run the innards.
I don't think you can do it on your own.
I think I could probably
just run up and down the ladder.
Run from the engine room,
throw in the coal,
in the fire
and then run it off.
Yeah, but once you're out in open waters
it's absolutely fine.
Once I've navigated
the...
Sorry,
don't say that.
Once I've navigated
the busiest shipping lane
in the whole world,
the channel,
I reckon I'd be fine.
I don't think any sailor
worth his salt
has ever said...
I'd probably forget
to bring salt.
Once we're out
on the high seas,
we'll be fine.
We'll be absolutely fine.
That's when you switch off
if anything.
I don't think they say that, mate.
Yeah, but I'll be protected because I'll be in a big ferry.
In my mind.
It'd be like one of those crap ferries you used to get from,
like, to, not Zabruga.
Why does Zabruga?
Well, I know why Zabruga.
It's in the land.
But, like, Ostend.
Where do you go to Ostend?
Well, where I come from, it's Portsmouth to Cherbourg.
There we go.
Where's Cherbourg?
France.
Sounds like a horse.
Where I come from, it's Portsmouth to Cherbourg.
There we go.
Where's Cherbourg?
France.
Sounds like a horse.
The, yeah, like those rubbish ferries that only go for four hours at a time,
and there's like pinball machines and arcade machines and vending machines and stuff like that.
So that's how I'd eat and entertain myself.
Yeah.
And I'd have the pick of the seats.
Yeah.
Brilliant.
It's just brilliant. You're also piloting it.
You ain't going to have time to sit on the seats.
I will.
No, I'll get out to open seats, and then I can enjoy it, and then I'll scoot back. Which is the brilliant. You're also piloting it. You ain't going to have time to sit on the seats. I will. No, I'll get out to open season, then I can enjoy it,
and then I'll scoot back.
Which is the drift.
For weekends.
Okay.
Yeah.
And do you know what?
Drift about.
Ferries make up a pretty big part of my upbringing.
Yeah.
Because I grew up in Gosport.
You were never bothered by hovercrafts?
Never bothered with the hovercrafts?
Yeah, I was up to the hovercraft museums in Leon Solent.
Beautiful.
Right near where I was.
Quite recent history, I suppose, isn't it?
Earlier than you think.
Right.
Earlier than you think.
And you get lots of different sizes.
But the reason the ferries
are quite big in my upbringing
is because all the good stuff
happened in Portsmouth,
which is the other side of the harbour.
Now, you can drive around,
but it's quicker to get a ferry across.
So I remember when I was at university,
some of my friends came to visit me at home. I'd be like, well, we're going out in Portsmouth tonight, and I'd be like, we's quicker to get a ferry across. So I remember when I was at university, some of my friends came to visit me at home.
I'd be like, well, we're going out in Portsmouth tonight,
and I'd be like, we're going to get the ferry.
And they'd be like, well, get the ferry to a night out.
And it was like a big deal.
Right, okay.
So in my mind, I'm thinking of the Gosport ferry.
And there's always, was there always like a cafe or like a pub?
Nah.
No, there was never any concessions.
No, because it's about a seven-minute journey.
So you really have to go somewhere
if you want to do some shopping.
Is that ferry always just going
back and forth, back and forth?
How long does it stop each end?
It's a massive bone of contention, the ferry.
It's like a big talking point
of people who live down there.
Right.
For a number of reasons
and I'm going to answer them now.
Does it do a big honk
when it leaves off?
Honk?
No.
Doesn't honk.
So you've got two of them.
Peak times, they're crossing over.
Yeah.
So your wake time's about seven minutes.
If it's not peak time,
you're probably looking at between 15 and 20 minutes
to go there and come back again.
Right, okay.
If you just miss it, it's a killer.
Yeah, that's a killer.
Absolute killer.
If you get down there
and you see the guy unhooking it
from the stand,
you're in big trouble.
Yeah.
You can't even jump
like it's a Mel Gibson film
motorbike
could do that
maybe
and the reason
it's a big bone of contention
is one because
it stops so early
so for the young'uns
it's a pain
right
I think the last one
was at 11pm
yeah that is a pain
in the butt
and secondly
the absolute price of it
is so dear
that
it's a real
bone of contention.
That's why we're talking about money.
Would you spend all your money on the Leon Solo ferry?
To answer the question I put to you,
if money were no object,
I would buy a ticket
for the Gosport ferry.
That's the only thing?
Like a travel cut pass that allows you to go back and forth a few times?
You can drive round, but it takes longer.
Yeah.
Unlimited access to the ferry. pass that allows you to go back and forth a few times. You can drive round, but it takes longer. Yeah. And so that's definitely a concern.
Unlimited access to the ferry.
Okay.
Shall we move on to level two, Luke?
Yeah.
Let's get a little bit more incisive.
Let's get a bit more forensic about our money habits.
So you've already bought a big ferry.
Bought a big ferry.
And that's a great start to the show.
It's a great start to the show, yeah.
Level two, you ask me.
Okay.
Here's your question. It's just selected from the card pile.
What things in life are worth spending more on?
You big moron.
Wow, that's a really good question.
That is a good one, isn't it?
Business class travel.
Well, do you know what?
Putting a little cherry on that niggerbucka glory I call life.
I'm going to answer this the following way. I'm going to answer this the following way.
I'm going to say this.
What people think about a lot in life
is they think about the price of things.
Yeah.
And I don't want this to come across
as like a privileged thing to say
because, you know,
I'm from a working-class background.
We didn't have a lot of money growing up.
I get that sometimes things are expensive.
You can't afford to do things.
You can't afford to do things.
I get that.
But what I mean by this is
people spend far too long
on price
and far too little on value.
Right.
And what I don't think is
what am I going to get out of that?
So for example,
if you're in a household
and you've got a certain amount
of household budget,
they're just thinking
I can afford this,
I can't afford that.
They're not thinking,
people aren't thinking
and I always do this. I always try to remind. They're not thinking. People aren't thinking. And I always do this.
I always try to remind myself to do this because it really does enhance your life.
Sky Sports, for example.
I don't know.
I'm making this up off the top of my head.
But say like Sky Sports, say it's 50 quid a month.
Yeah.
That's a lot of money.
So people will go, that's a lot of money.
And that's the way the conversation will end.
Okay.
What they're not saying is...
Access to Soccer Sunday, Soccer Saturday.
But if they're the world's
biggest football fan
and they live 150 miles away
from the club they like to support
and the games are on every week
the value's actually quite high
yeah
so it's like buying a car
if you have to spend
an extra £5,000
on a really reliable car
a lot of people will just go
well that's £5,000
I can't afford more than that
or actually more accurately
I don't want to spend that extra money.
And you're not spending that time
getting your other car fixed.
Yeah.
Or they're not also saying,
I'm sat in this car for four hours a day.
Yeah.
It's important to me.
The value of this car is really important.
So like a nice bed.
The bed is the classic example.
A nice sofa.
The bed is, they're a classic example.
Shoes.
It's a good job that we're in the podcast game
because all we sell are mattresses.
Yeah.
There's a great bit of advice I was given
when I was a kid by my grandad.
Most of the time,
you're either on your mattress
or you're on your feet.
Right.
So make sure you invest...
In mattress shoes.
Yes.
This new product I brought out,
which I'm selling out of the garage,
shoe mattresses. Springs. There's two big brought out, which I'm selling out of the garage, shoe mattresses.
Springs.
Two big springs.
So I sleep in a giant shoe now.
It's always been great.
But no, listen,
a mattress is a great example.
You spend, all being well,
you spend eight hours a day
for the rest of your life in bed.
You need to invest in value.
So to answer the question,
what things in life are worth spending more on,
which I think was the question, the things that you in value. So to answer the question, what things in life are worth spending more on, which I think was the question,
the things that you personally value.
And that's going to be unique to you.
You may find that you love cycling
more than anyone else,
so you spend all your time cycling
and you want to buy a nice bike.
Don't buy a shitty bike
because you don't want to spend the money.
If you can afford to,
invest in yourself.
Invest in a good Hoover.
Great example.
A good Hoover.
I've bought many...
I've bought...
Really, I've overbought,
overpaid for crappy hoovers
when I could have just made them with a Henry.
Absolutely.
Most shops have Henrys.
Everyone who has a Henry swears by a Henry.
I've never heard a bad thing about a Henry.
No, exactly.
And now they've got battery-powered ones,
but I just hope they're as powerful.
I don't want to fall into the trap, trap though because some of the things you're describing are things that we would call false economy yeah where you buy cheap buy twice i don't
mean that right i mean think about what's important to you and if it's not going to be value for you
then don't buy it but if it is going to be a tremendous amount of value to your life then
maybe you do want to spend a little bit extra on it because that's what you're going to be in tremendous amount of value to your life, then maybe you do want to spend a little bit extra on it. Because that's what you're going to get the value out of.
Like, for example, a PS4.
Yeah.
If that's going to sit in the corner of your room
and you're never going to play it,
don't buy the fucking thing.
If you're going to play it every day,
don't worry about the price
because you're getting the value out of it.
Exactly.
Yes.
True.
And I understand you have to have the money in the first place.
I get that.
You've got to live within your means.
Of course.
You've still got to live within your means.
Absolutely right.
So that would be my answer. Does that answer your question? It does answer my question. It was a lovely answer. You've got to live within your means. Of course. Absolutely right. So that would be my answer.
Does that answer your question?
It does answer my question.
It was a lovely answer.
You're very welcome.
Are you going to hit me with a level three question?
I will, but...
Whoa!
Do you have anything to add to my answer there?
No, I mean like...
Because your approach to spending,
which we'll come on to...
It's problematic.
It's different to mine.
It's different.
I'm not parsimonious, I don't think.
What do you mean?
As in like you don't really sort of go... No, I'm not someone who hates spending money. Right's not better words. I'm not parsimonious, I don't think. What do you mean? As in like, you don't really sort of go...
No, I'm not someone
who hates spending money.
Right, yeah, no.
You're kind of...
Yeah, no, you're fine.
You're fine,
but you do very much
live with the new me.
I'm very much a...
I get something in my head.
I've got a mobile phone.
I've got a mobile phone there
that is fine.
The battery power's fine.
It lasts me a day.
But now I'm going,
maybe I need one
with a bigger screen.
Maybe I need one
with a little foldy one.
Right, so someone's
probably...
And I'm like,
why am I...
And that's in my head.
And as soon as you
start Googling them,
as soon as you start
watching YouTube's
videos about them,
you talk yourself around.
Even though the people
who are reviewing the phones
are sort of saying,
well, it's not good for this.
And I was like,
well, I need it for this.
And I'm in my head going,
yeah, I want it.
I want it.
I want it.
And then the algorithms
take over.
And then they start trying to hawk your stuff on the sly.
Oh, it's difficult.
It's tricky, mate.
It's tricky, mate.
And that's why it's important.
That's why.
Got to keep your head.
We'll come onto this in a little bit.
Yeah.
Why it's important to talk about money.
It is.
Yeah.
Definitely.
So anyway, look, level three.
Let's do level three.
I'll ask you.
Listen, do you know what?
We'll take a cut at the deck.
I'll ask you first. Yeah. And then we? We'll take a card out of the deck. I'll ask you first.
Yeah.
And then we'll both answer it, okay?
Yeah.
All right.
Okay.
Here we go.
In what way has your upbringing influenced your spending habits?
Level three card here.
In what way has your upbringing influenced your spending habits?
That is a really good question.
It is.
And it's filled with emotion.
Yeah.
Slight sadness.
Slight wistfulness.
We never had any cash growing up.
My mum was a cleaner.
My dad worked in a factory.
And we just never had any cash at all.
Absolute, you know, free school dinners,
the whole nine yards
all our bollocks
and we
and now
I moved to London
and you know
had a decent job
you know doing the old website
for a local government quango
so you know
shame the internet blew over innit
because you were doing really well
had the websites out of thing anymore innit
moved when I was about 26 to radio and I had no money Shame the internet blew over in it because you were doing really well. Had the websites out of thing anymore, didn't it?
Moved when I was about 26 to radio and I had no money,
you know,
loans,
credit cards,
you know,
being really quite,
not irresponsible,
but there was just no other way
of me getting through really.
Graduate loans,
you know,
a couple of grand here,
a couple of grand there.
And it took a long time
for me to pay off credit cards,
pay off things like that
because I was,
I wasn't irresponsible.
I was just like living my life within my within further than my means would
allow i was on 10 grand but you had no means i had no means i was on 10 grand yet xfm um and then
you you start you sort of make your way up the ladder and stuff and that's why media we've spoken
about before attracts people who are independently wealthy so you get this slew of white middle-class
uh men and women who who who mummy and daddy can look after.
But that's a side point.
And I have always spent every last penny of my money.
Like, every last penny of my money.
You know, I'm on a decent wage now.
I have always spent all of the money that I have.
Now I've hit 40.
I've got to start to think about being a bit more responsible.
I have a mortgage.
I can't default on it.
I don't really default on rent and stuff like that
because, again, it's one of the things
that I can't afford.
But that's like you just square away straight away.
You square away straight away.
You can't really sort of opt out on that one.
So I am more careful with my money
than I was before.
For example, five years ago,
I would have that phone in my hand
that I was talking about.
One in each hand, baby.
But I've always subscribed to the fact that
there'll always be money
but, yeah, there'll
always be money. There'll always be money
if you're willing to work for it.
Which is a terrible way
to be, but I don't think there's
much need
in worrying about money, necessarily.
And the worst arguments you can have with partners
is about money, I think.
Yeah, I understand.
To a certain extent.
And a lot of what you said there
kind of rings true to me as well.
So very similar.
I know you weren't saying this,
but just from where I'm sitting,
I kind of try and stop short of talking about
being poor growing up
because I don't want to disrespect my parents.
Yeah.
Because I genuinely don't feel like, honestly, sincerely. You went for it. I don't want to disrespect my parents. Yeah. Because I genuinely don't feel like,
honestly, sincerely.
You went for it.
I don't think I wanted for anything.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I don't think my...
I always had a computer.
My dad was into computers.
I always had a computer.
It was always there.
Yeah.
Which, you know, comparatively,
but it was the North East in the 80s.
It was, you know...
So I lived in Gosport in the 80s.
Not exactly, you know, much different.
But the way I look at it is,
what could have happened?
What kind of aesthetic
or kind of merchandise type thing
could have been introduced to my child
to make it better?
I can't think of anything.
But back then you would have,
you would have gone,
wow, this is brilliant.
I'm not complaining about it.
I'm just saying that that's a fact.
I think it's a message that, you know,
if one of us becomes a father,
it's a message that'll go,
kids don't care about this stuff.
Kids don't care.
Kids, unless...
The green-eyed monster and stuff,
of jealousy of someone else...
Which for most of the other kids at school,
that kind of stuff.
Yeah, but that is fundamentally...
There's only one kid with that thing,
or two kids with that thing.
It's never like...
It may feel like the entire class, but it's never the entire class. There's always one kid poorer than that thing or two kids with that thing. It's never like, it may feel like the entire class,
but it's never the entire class.
There's always one kid poorer than you
or two kids poorer than you.
So my mum works in the supermarket,
my dad works in the factory as well,
so similar thing.
And what I think that does,
and I don't want to get into the whole debate about poverty
because that's a different conversation
than the one we're having here,
but I would argue that when people talk about
working class poverty, it's for me, at least,
in my experience, it's about the poverty of opportunity
rather than the poverty of money.
Yes, I completely agree, yeah.
The poverty of opportunity where you don't actually think
that anything exciting or good or any career
is actually available to you.
Now, my parents did a brilliant job of saying to me
that I could do whatever I wanted,
and that's been proven wrong.
But it's not their fault.
How did your bodybuilding career go?
It's ongoing, actually.
It's ongoing.
It's ongoing.
But what it does when you grow up without having a huge amount of money
knocking about is it does make you, I think it can go one of two ways.
And I think that this is a very long run-up to be answering the question.
I promise you I'll answer it.
The way it's influenced my spending habits is actually quite weirdly contrasting.
Because on one hand,
I'm not frightened of not having any money.
I don't think to myself...
I think I can scale up my lifestyle up and down, really.
Yeah, I think that's right.
The only responsibility I have is to my partner,
because she doesn't deserve that.
She doesn't deserve ramen.
She doesn't deserve that.
That's a whole other special.
But I'm not frightened.
I don't hoard my money because I'm frightened of losing it,
like some kind of,
you know,
the dragon in The Hobbit.
Yeah.
But at the same time,
I do,
I think it does affect me in both ways
because I don't want to spend all of it.
I don't want to keep all of it
because I think,
well,
I don't need to keep all of it
because it's fine.
Like life is okay without money.
But at the same time,
I don't want to spend it all
because I think I'm not,
I'm not necessarily,
I don't come from an environment
where the money's always been there
so it affects me
in a number of different ways
I kind of get weirdly
het up about certain things
and I think it might come back
to the whole value thing
I was talking about earlier
I find it difficult
to spend a huge amount of money
on a holiday
because I don't think
the value's there
I think one or two weeks
fine you'll make some great memories
I love my wife we go on holiday together all the time but the stuff we do I don't think the value's there. I think one or two weeks, fine, you'll make some great memories.
I love my wife.
We go on holiday together all the time.
But the stuff we do is kind of secondary to spending time together.
And the stuff I happen to like, coincidentally, is like being out in nature.
Climbing and stuff, isn't it? Doing things at a creek.
Clambering.
You're a couple of clamberers.
Yeah.
I don't like spending as much time in the car either.
I just feel like I don't use it enough.
So look, I think it's influenced me in a number of ways.
I think we both come back
from a similar background
so you're not going to get,
people listening to this
aren't going to get
contrasting answers from us
because we have
very similar backgrounds.
But I do think it is important,
if I may just make
this final point,
a more broad point.
There's a lot of things
in British society
that are taboo.
Talking about certain things,
talking about,
it used to be politics
and not anymore.
It used to be salary though. I remember being told
by my dad, never ask your friends
what money your dad earns, because it's rude.
And I understand why that is,
because British people have an idea of
I think an idea of politeness and kind of
awkwardness. But actually, not
talking about money... Fundamentally keeps
wages down. It keeps you in the dark.
You don't learn anything about it at school. You didn't when we were at school.
You don't learn anything about managing a budget at school.
You have some weird obscure ideas around
business studies and economics and stuff, but not really at any level.
You don't talk about running a household. No one says to you
whenever you get a job, whether that's in a minute
or in five years time after uni, you are going to have
to manage a household budget. No one says that.
So it's important. Let's learn to make
some mashed potatoes. Yeah, quite.
Let's shine a light on this. Let's talk about money.
Let's not be embarrassed
if we don't have a bit of money.
Let's not be ashamed to ask for help.
Let's not be embarrassed
that we've also,
on the other side of that,
and this is more of a me thing
than a you thing, I know,
but let's not be ashamed
of being successful
because we work hard and we earn money.
I mean, if you earn it
and you've worked hard for it,
good for you.
I think we should be celebrating
and I think it also shouldn't be
a cause of embarrassment
if you don't have a huge amount of money
because, you know, the best things in life are free, Pete.
The best things in life are free.
But if someone asks me to quote what my day rate is
for a particular job, I will say a certain amount of money.
But if you can't pay that,
I'm sure we could come to some sort of arrangement.
I'm sorry for being so gauche to give you a number
that you literally asked for.
And then you end up paying them.
Then you end up paying them. Then you end up paying them.
There's some insight
into our spending habits today.
It turns out that
I don't always spend
all my money
on Chinese takeaways.
I can't believe
we got through that
without mentioning
your Chinese takeaway budget.
That should be one of the cards.
Goodness me.
The game really is a lot of fun.
It's a great way
to get your friends and family
opening up about money.
Head to www,
always the www,
it's very important,
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