The Luke and Pete Show - Mute-iny on the Bounty

Episode Date: August 7, 2023

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We're back with a look at Peach Shore. It is a Monday, the 7th of August. I usually get a little bit of 7th of August birthdays. Who do you think the best person is on the 7th of August list to be born how am I going to

fucking guess that to be honest it's Bruce Dickinson's birthday it's a fact I used in the football ramble so you were wrong on the ramble

yeah you fucking idiot no because August 7th is when the season kicks off so I was right on the ramble

oh so you mean okay Bruce Dickinson but the list that I had had a load of like influencers and TikTok stars. There's like David Duchovny.

Why is he not on the list? David Duchovny of the Red Shoe Diaries. He's not done anything yet recently, has he? Well, why is he not on the list? Yeah, but some of the TikTok stars were literally like

one year old or two year old TikTok star. And David Duchovny's not on there. Charlize Theron's up there. August 7th, 47. Good. It's the um birthday problem the birthday paradox isn't it the birthday paradox says that you only need 23 people to have a 50 chance of two of them having the same birthday oh that's lovely that's a lovely statistical ratio yes counterintuitive because you think there's so many days in the year, why is that the case?

It doesn't happen every time. If you do the maths, if you look at the graph, it's all you need, 23 people. Actually, but like... So you think you need 180 people or something, but you don't. How is that correct? It's correct.

That sounds mad. It's true. You only need 23 people to make it a 10% possibility? You need some kind of qualification there, surely. Well, read out the explanation if you like. Right. The birthday paradox is a veridic... I'm editing, so...

Yeah, I know. That's not going to happen, is it? It's not going to happen. The birthday paradox is a veridical paradox. Right. It seems wrong at first glance, but is in fact true. While it seems surprising that only 23 individuals are required to reach a 50% probability of a kid's birthday. That's what I needed, 50% probability.

This result is made more intuitive by considering that the birthday comparisons will be made between every possible pair of individuals. So what they're basically saying is that you're not starting again every time. Right. The combinations for 23 people are quite big. So you think every time you're comparing against one individual person, but there's so many different variables on different pairs. Right. That's all you need.

You've got to pull big enough to find two with the same birthday. Okay. Does that make sense? Yeah. So person number one could be comparing to person number nine and not necessarily person number two. Yeah. So person number one could be comparing to person number nine and not necessarily person number two. Yeah, and not only that, it's not just person number one comparing themselves

one with two, one with three, one with four. It's also two with three, two with four, three with four. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you've got a lot more chances. Nice. Oh, that's a good point, actually. Yeah, good.

Still only 50% though, and I'm not a lucky man. No. No. You take your chances or not? Why don't we assemble 23 people for a laugh? What else are we going to do% though, and I'm not a lucky man. No. No. You take your chances or not? Why don't we assemble 23 people for a laugh? What else are we going to do though with them?

You've got more of them, haven't you? Let's get them together, get a WhatsApp group, see if they want to go out. It would be interesting to pick 23 people, or 22,

because you'd be one of them. Put them in a WhatsApp group just with the title Birthday Paradox Question Mark. Ask them all their birthday, and if you find two, that'd be great. And then just leave.

Whatever happens. HelloAtLukeAndPeteShow.com Do that with some friends. No. We're going to do this. HelloAtLukeAndPeteShow.com Give us your name and give us your date of birth.

And we'll put the first 23 people into a Google Doc and we'll figure it out. Through the mixer. And we'll see if this happens. Apologies, Rory. Coming back to a load of fucking work. Hello at lukenpeachshow.com.

Get in touch. You can also DM us on Instagram and Twitter and stuff. When you started that, I've never been more prepared to say, you can't do that. Why not? Because I thought you were going to ask for their numbers. You can't do that. Chest size.

It's a miracle that we can make a show because of the amount of stuff we can't do because you can't say anything these days you can't say anything these days yeah no Luke do you want to talk about aliens oh you know I do always

yeah because that's your thing and we're through the looking glass and we are in a situation where I'm playing some ambient binaural beats. That's right through, yeah?

Yes, right through. Yes, yeah. Who wouldn't want this on the top of a hit parade? Hey, have you heard the new song by Tiesto? It's called Resolution. Jack Wilshire again. Jack Wilshire again. Luke, turns out we're not alone in the universe.

Great. Right. So, you want to talk about alone in the universe. Great. Right. So, you want to talk about it? Why? Where's this come from? I don't know. All you've been sending me over the past few... You didn't even fade that out. Fade out properly. All you've been sending me over the past few days is fucking people lying about UFOs

under oath. Well, it's an interesting topic. Fade out properly. Thank you. That's all I asked for. I can still hear it so basically there was a hearing wasn't there in the US

congressional hearing where a load of retired quite high ranking actually military officials talked about shit happening they couldn't explain anecdotally I know people

who said that to me as well I know a US Air Force pilot quite well he said similar things to me I know a British pilot and they've said similar things to me as well and someone i know a um a u.s air force pilot quite well he said similar things to me i know a british pilot and they've said similar things to me as well yeah um but that's not to necessarily you know kind of mix that up with aliens per se it's just shit happening people don't know what it is right yeah so anyway that tic-tac thing the fleur um video from um 2004 the navy video um military video which is very grainy, very grainy quality, annoyingly, as these things always seem to be.

No one can seem to explain what it is. But then I spoke to Dr. Michael Brooks, who people who know of Stacks' output will be familiar with from his Eureka show, which has just been nominated for a British Podcast Award, which I then undermined by publicly criticising the British Podcast Award. But that's another story. He says it's a load of old shit.

And he says the following. He says that, he said to me, Luke, I'm going to ask you a question and you answer it honestly. I said, okay, I will. He said, what's more likely an interdimensional craft, a craft that's come from a different galaxy, all the technology we know that requires for that to happen,

or some very elaborate, admittedly elaborate, kind of fake video that some spook has released for some reason that now people are talking about it. And obviously it's the latter, isn't it? Yeah, or just

mad Chinese balloons and stuff. Here things that have been. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. So the FLIR video, F-L-I-R from the Nimitz is at first glance looks ridiculous. It's a little tic-tac shaped craft. Yeah.

That is estimated to fly like 10,000 miles an hour, turn on like a sixpence, breach all the laws of physics right that's not i mean even if that is a chinese craft that's still of note because how the fuck are they doing that right but then some absolute nerds on youtube and that analyze the video and say if you watch it again and you know a bit about military grade camera equipment yeah that here you can see the you can see they're changing lenses they're changing

depth of field they're doing this stuff and so actually it might not be anything at all but then over and above that if you've not been

following this story I apologise if this is a bit confusing the thing that's still of interest to me is why credible high ranking

military officials even if they're retired under oath I mean it's really heavily punishable in the US to lie to a congressional It's not really provable

though is it? If you've got David Duchovny in it I think there's something out there. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you David. Nice tribute to him.

The first man of aliens. Nice tribute to him isn't it? Because he believed famously he wanted to believe. It's an alien saying hello.

There you go. And Peter, they're making claims to under oath to Congress. That's the point. They're not just saying, oh, who fucking knows? Fancy a beer? They're saying, there's shit happening. This is happening. That's happening.

I've seen this. I'm happy to talk about this further in a closed environment. Blah, blah, blah. Why are they doing it? Bored. They're bored. They want to impress. It. They're bored. They want to impress their friends and family. Yeah, maybe they're trying to impress AOC, who's, you know,

attractive young member of Congress. Right, okay. That's what the right are obsessed with, apparently. Yeah. They are, actually. They are obsessed with it, yeah. You can't move for more than about 15 minutes without some right-wing political commentator just mentioning AOC.

Yeah, obsessed. Obsessed. Do you remember she did a video at university once? It was like an end-of-term video. Oh, she's dancing, yeah. They lost their minds about it. Yeah. How dare she dance?

How dare she dance? Why should anyone be happy? Why should anybody be enjoying herself? Speaking of craft, speaking of flying things, Peter, something that piqued my interest across the week was there was a flight, a British Airways flight from, I'm going to say, somewhere in the Caribbean, I think. Yes, I believe it was.

Bermuda? Yeah. And the catering car went to shit. It was Turks and Caicos islands, apparently. The refrigeration, I think, broke down, so it meant that the entire plane's food spoiled. So they got everyone a KFC.

They got everyone a couple of lumps of KFC. Would you be happy with that? I would be over the effing moon. The food you usually get on any flight, there's nothing better than a goddamn KFC. God damn it. So it stops over in the Bahamas.

Yeah. And they'd landed in the Bahamas. They arranged for a load of buckets of chicken. They drove the plane up the drive-thru. They used a very privileged young girl in the photo to support the story. Second business class she was. Yeah. With a couple of chicken legs. Yeah. She looked like she story. Second business class she was. Yeah.

With a couple of chicken legs. Yeah. She looked like she'd never seen a KFC before. Yeah. And that's to her own detriment, I would say. I think I would, it looked delicious. And it would probably be warm. But the angle of the story was,

the angle of the story was that this was a bad thing. Yeah. Like a piss take. What do you want? Do you want to stay while they sauce another load of food? Or do you want to stay while they um sauce another load of food or do you want to just go on your way

is it about the journey or is it about the unspeakably bad airline food you get anywhere and watch for those airline peanuts eh on the

occasional time I've had the chance to sit in business class the food has been pretty good for plain food yeah yeah

if you ate that on the ground you'd be like what is this turd yeah disgusting disgusting and in first class is there any difference i don't think so no i think you just i think but i think you just order food whenever you want as soon as the as soon as the plane starts moving on the runway you can drag someone over and go give me my dindins because one of. Because one of my friends who travels a lot for work, we did before COVID, said the best hack is just to never eat on the plane. Never. Never. So you just eat in the lounges because you've got frequent flyer miles because you're always flying for business, for work.

You can eat in the lounge. You get proper food. And it also helps your jet lag as well. It gives you much more flexibility to eat at times. But then you would be in a situation where people think that you've swallowed a condom full of drugs. Why?

Because the people who don't eat get pot and watch lists. I don't think that's the case. I think it's the case because if you don't eat anything, you're going, why are they not eating anything? Because you might pull out his drugs.

Can that be the case? That's what I've heard. From who? Air steward. I'm the one with fringe views about aliens and you're talking about this fucking nonsense.

At least my views are about extraterrestrials. Yeah, but if you eat you're going to push it out, are you? So if you don't eat anything the baggy remains up your butt.

It's impossible to take a shit on a plane anyway, isn't it? You are? It's impossible to take a shit on a plane anyway. Yeah, exactly. No one does that, do they?

I do that. Do you? Yeah, I've got that age where it just happens man really I thought it was the opposite

when you got older no if it needs to happen it needs to happen what was the year you were really constipated

2012 yeah it wasn't a great year for me it wasn't vintage I was still in my late 20s you did like

6 shits in the whole of 2012 there was a video of a man doing a joke about the time that he only shat like once in July. No shit July he was doing. Yeah. And I... That was imposed upon him or it was... He chose to do that?

I think it was a little skit that he was doing. It's a man straining on the toilet going, Oh, I've done no poop. Like, no, not November. What's that? We don't ejaculate in November. Incels do it for some reason. Yeah.

Hang on a minute. They're never ejaculating anyway, are they? Well, they're ejaculating under their own steam. What, so incels can masturbate? On their own mechanical keyboards. They can masturbate, can't they? Yeah. But it's not involuntary.

But it's not involuntary. That's not their decision. Involuntary celibacy. Yeah. But they not involuntary. But it's not involuntary. Like that's not their decision. Involuntary celibacy. Yeah. But they're just doing it. So that means I guess intimacy with someone else, I suppose. Yeah. Right.

But they are. Yeah. So I accidentally sent a video of a man straining on a toilet to the official Lululemon Instagram. Why? Because you're trying to say that to me. I was trying to say that to you. I was trying to say to Luke Caramore. Why are you following Lululemon? I wasn? Because you're trying to say that to me. I was trying to say that to you. I was trying to say Luke Aramore.

Why are you following Lululemon? I wasn't. It just came up. It was like a thing and I accidentally sent it to them so God knows what they think. No, speaking of being

on the watch list, absolutely disgraceful. That's so funny. So that's like a form of trolling, right? What, sending offensive videos to young PR people? It's not offensive, is it? right what sending offensive videos to young PR people

it's not offensive is it nah not really could have been worse some of the content you share nothing visual could have been definitely worse nothing that visual speaking of trolling

do you get people trolling you on on twitter stop looking at your deliveroos when's it coming he's coming he's round the corner

you're a fucking idiot we've got 15 minutes left to go well I can do it in the break can can't I? What did you order? A pokeball? Pokeball.

Jesus. What's wrong with that? Jesus. Jesus, you animal. We're working. You animal. I'm working, yeah, but I thought... It said it wasn't available to be ordered until half past eleven,

and someone's fired up the grill. It's Pete Donaldson. Get it out quick. Get it out quick. It's Pete Donaldson. Get it out quick. He's our best customer. He'll go mental if he doesn't get his KFC-flavoured pokeball. Like when a footballer, quite a famous footballer I can't name for obvious legal reasons, was in a pub that my friend worked at

and he kept drinking booze and driving home. And every time my mate tried to stop him his manager said don't stop him don't piss him off he's our best customer he's our best customer

I don't know how you drink drive no you shouldn't you shouldn't it's a city rule isn't it yes no you shouldn't

what were you going to say we're talking about no not November abuse no not November I don't get much and when I do And when I do,

but when I do, I really take it to heart. Do you mute or not? Do you mute and move on? Nah, I don't even get involved. But I don't get on Twitter. They don't know. Yeah, I had a couple of comments on Reddit

slitting my appearance on a broad in Japan simply because I've not been in Japan for a couple of years. It's like, why is this guy on it? I was like, well, I'm not the feature. You also created not the feature you also created the show the show and so like yeah it's it's uh i'm on it because i'm on it i thought they should get some people in japan yeah fucking i've said that a million times do it um so so so there was loads of people who sort of agree with that and i was like it's a bit rude i've done five years of this

and so that really so i'm but i I'm so lucky I never get it. You get a bit because you're a big loudmouth, but I don't get it at all. I need to move on. The reason I'm asking the question is because what it does, Twitter, even now, with the Musketeer on it, the mute does work.

Right. But it shows you. So what's quite funny, I think, is I'll say something. Like the other week, I said something about um previously apparently you know uh people support an lgbt right so then decided to trade in saudi arabia right and which is obviously rank hypocrisy and something that we should be calling out i think as in our role as broadcasters and um everyone so it went up online.

I shared it. And then you get all the replies. The thing is, the people you've muted, it just goes, this is a tweet. This is a reply from someone you've muted. This is a reply from someone you've muted. Down, down, down, bang, bang, bang. So you can't actually see any of your replies anyway.

So you can't, so would you have to go, can you not click a button and go, let's have a little peek? Yeah, you can click view. Right, okay. And it'll just be the same old stuff. You've made, you've made Twitter not fun.

Like, you've made, because you've muted so many people. But I've done everything I can to stop, so, everything I do. What you perceive to be

toxic individuals getting in your, getting in your car. because I also tick the box that says, don't show me replies from people who don't follow me. But these,

all these fucking losers, they follow me anyway, just to give me shit. Right? And so, they follow me anyway just to give me shit. Right? And so, they're probably listening to this. And then what I think, the thing that's bad about it,

it's not, I'm not trying to, for once, I'm not actually trying to make this point about me. What I was going to say was, you click on view the tweet and obviously, because they're trolls,

they take a diametrically opposed opinion to you on everything. So the chances of that happening naturally are obviously non-existent. But because you've come out on some side... You've got 23 people. Yeah, a couple of them are going to have the same opinion.

I would love to, actually, what I should do is my trolls. 23 of my trolls. 23 of your trolls getting all together. Get them in the same room and attack them all. But what depresses me more than anything is, and I'll get this out of the way before your delivery comes along, is that you click on their profile and they're,

some, a lot of them have got their own picture in there and they're just normal young blokes, right? But their Twitter output is so depressing.

Right, yeah. It's like, it's, Churps and Glamour Models talking about hooligan videos. Yeah.

Or just having a pop at, I don't know, the presenter of the one show. Why are you doing that and and the frequency and the consistency

of their output you just think to yourself it's none of my business live your life wherever you want but that is not good that's not good for you that

no no if you're spending your time doing that people would say oh yeah but it's a release and it lets off steam and all the rest of it I don't think it does though I think it creates more steam people would say, oh yeah, but it's a release and it lets off steam and all the rest of it.

I don't think it does, no. I think it creates more steam. I think it's a spiral. Yeah. I think it's a downward spiral. So I look at them and I think, you know what? It's annoying, but I can deal with it. I've got a thick skin.

I get it. Yeah. But I wish you would do something more productive for your time because the world would be a better place. Certainly. In which case, we're going to have a break so Pete can go and get his Pokeball. Won't be a second. I've got to give him a code. That's a new thing, isn't it? 46.

Mine's always 69, weirdly. Probably shouldn't have said that. It is! Still waiting on the ad break for Pete. Just got a message saying, can you come and get me? Because I've been a dirty boy. Oh, you're here, dirty boy. What do you mean, can I come and get you? What have you done? Didn't take your keys?

Didn't take my keys. The problem with... Went back to the little beach hut. I got my deliveroo um uh what uh the issue is um usually if i forget my keys um there's a lot of foot traffic people coming in and out of their uh offices security's not a dirty word peter security isn't a dirty word but you've i presumably i usually tailgate back in but um because of home working and the uh in the four-day week people just don't seem to be walking through the doors quite so

much. I'm very much on the side of that Lars Snooty guy in the commons. Jacob Rees-Mogg. Jacob Rees-Mogg.

I'm very much How many sets of keys have you been through since we've been working this office? No I'm pretty good with keys.

Don't generally lose them. Fobs. I have given a fob to the same man who rented a telly off at the podcast show two years in a row. Why have you done that? What?

What do you mean? Giving him a fob. Giving him a fob. Why? So he can get into the, to park his big van. So when I have to have sit down meetings. Right. For an hour with the woman who runs security at this building because Jules has got a fucking stalker.

Right. It's your fault. He's not involved in this. No, you're stalking her. Stop it. The lack of, we've said it before, but the lack of

provisions for women who work in the media and the psychopaths who... Oh, don't make up for it now. You're tailgating. I'm giving... He's allowed to be in there

because you're hiring a bloody van off me, a telly off him. If a stalker sees you He can't get in the building. If a stalker sees you tailgating. He can't get in the building. If a stalker sees you tailgating. Right. He's going to go, good idea, I'll do that.

Good idea. I'll follow Luke into work, see what he looks like. I very aggressively ask people for a photo identification. I do, yeah, good. Peter, guess what? I forgot to say,

I got a load of messages earlier in the week or late last week saying that after we had that chat about the Met Police on the Luke and Pete show, do you remember? Yeah, yeah. I've got to say, I got a load of messages earlier in the week, or late last week, saying that after we had that chat about the Met Police on the Luke and Pete show, do you remember? A couple of shows ago. Yeah, doing a C-word check. Yeah, guess what the first advert people got was?

Was it people calling out for the Met Police? Do you know what I thought? Good. Good. Because listeners to this show... Would make good police, actually. Would make the Met Police a better place. It's certainly very good with the batteries around the gaff.

Less racist. We think. We think. Their torches would never be out of batteries. No. police actually make the Met Police a better place it's certainly very good with the batteries around the gaff less racist we think their torches would never be out of batteries no or maybe they would be because

people would be taking them out and taking pictures of them and using really obscure ones which are crap yeah exactly

there is a marked difference between like a decent quality Duracell and a communal garden kind of off-brand

you would think that but I think there's the Duracells and the Everettys of this world, but then underneath there's like, everyone's just a bit shit below that. And that's what marketing tells me. I'm not sure that's actually the case, but that's what marketing tells me.

Surely there's a small amount of, if you're providing a certain amount of voltage, there should be a level of performance that is guaranteed from a AA cell. But I think they can't regulate that enough because I don't know what device you're going to use it in. Some use different power, don't they?

They only get 1.5 volts out of it or whatever. Yeah, but what I'm saying is there's certain things that take battery power a lot more than others. Remember the Game Boy used to smash the batteries. Yeah. I don't know how the science about that works.

You told two people all they do is talk about batteries. No idea how they fucking work. I was walking into the studio today and I was at Stratford Station and a man got bumped into by another man,

and he went, what was that all about? And they were having a bit of a set too, and the bloke apologised immediately and walked on his way. And the guy who apologised, fair play, was absolutely gigantic. And the guy was like, he was like tutting, and he was like really angry, and he said, don't you give me a G check when I've got my bag full of tools? What a lie!

And I was like, I'm going to start saying that. Don't be G-checking me when I've got a bag full of tools. Almost as good as I'm a hiney man. I'm a hiney man. I'm a hiney man. Don't G-check me when I've got a bag full of tools. I'm a hiney when I watch up and hiney. I was cycling through Brockwell Park the other day on the way into work.

And I was slightly distracted by a dog. And I almost rode, cycled into, because I shared pedestrian cycle path in the park. I almost cycled into a man running. Yeah. And he looked tough. And he was ripped. And he had his t-shirt off. Yeah.

And I just went really close to him because I had to. Yeah. And he, like, and all I heard him was go fuck you now and he pulled his headphone off to do that and I went I'm sorry mate I'm really sorry

and honestly no joke he went no worries mate have a good day it's quite disarming when people apologise he was really nice there was a post on reddit

about a Canadian who can't understand why British people get so unbelievably angry so quickly and so if you apologise it's pent up isn't so if you apologise quite quickly when you apologise

quite quickly it's quite disarming and quite confusing to people. Well like when people talk about British people being really polite and not

wanting to say anything and all that kind of stuff that's true but that's only half the story because the other half of the story is it's pent up and occasionally it

will burst out in a really pathetic way. Do you know what I mean you'll lose your temper for like 5 seconds and then you'll be really instantly embarrassed about doing so

because obviously if you're getting some kind of physical altercation 90% of people are going to be crap yes yeah yeah nobody can fight really

no even good people can fight in the street it's a different discipline you need two people two good people you need two good people

to make it a good fight. There was an amazing fight a while back. We might have shared it on Twitter actually of a woman filming from the first floor down the side of a house.

Right. Oh yeah. It was just, yeah. A bloke being really aggressive coming in, another guy just stepping off and then he knocked him out

like three times. The guy kept getting up and coming back for some more. It's good stuff, isn't it? Knocked him out into a hedge. Yeah. My favourite one is Pizza Shop, I think.

Someone's having a bit of a fight. The guy's kind of dazed, propped up, and the smaller of the two who've had the fight walks over, does a hand grenade

motion. He's just pulled out the pin of a hand grenade and backhands him onto the table. That's rude. It's the coolest thing you've ever seen in your life.

But he looks like a nightmare person. Right. They all look like nightmare people. The best one I've seen is the guy, there's two blokes,

young blokes, obviously dickheads. And they're waiting for someone to walk past so they can like happy slap them. Right. Because one of their

mates is filming from the roof of her house. Okay, yeah. So they're obviously planning to do that. And a woman walks through with her boyfriend and someone,

like, admittedly, fairly gently. Right. But hard enough for it to be, I mean, it's fucking out of order anyway, but hard enough for it to be,

make a sound. Back hands her. Right. And the boyfriend is obviously a boxer. Good. I just, it just makes me happy.

But the thing is, it's great. It's amazing to watch. But the thing is, the two guys, through some kind of misplaced pride, I guess, just keep getting up again. Right. And every time they get up, he just sparks them again.

And then he sparks that one. The other guy gets up. He sparks him. Sparks him again. It happens about six times until the video stops. I could never get bored. My Desert Island discs, if I was invited on Desert Island discs.

Well, to be honest, Lauren, I'd quite like to just watch videos of really hard boxers or kickboxers or UFC guys getting into altercations in the

street. And soccer M skills. And what? And soccer M skills, yeah. Professional football doing drills.

There's two, if you're right. I had football training a few weeks ago, and we're doing like scoring drills and I'm like I'm 42

I'm not learning anything I'm unlearning it if anything else why are they making you do that why are they making me do that a player of your experience a player who always plays in bins yeah

they just say I'll put you can join in if you want yeah we know you've done this before teach them all how to do it do you enjoy it

yeah it's quite fun doing drills isn't it what kind of stuff are you doing? just you kick the ball to the man and the man sort of gives you a one two

and then you slot it home how many did you slot home? I got it on target that's the important thing that's all you've got to do you've got to ask the question mate I tried a rainbow flick at one point for a laugh

why do that? because I want to look cool because she's showing off it doesn't look cool does it? because I can't do anything else even if you could do that it wouldn't look cool. Why are you doing that?

And I know that you probably can only do it one out of five times. My hit rate for rainbow flicks off the cuff is pretty high, I would say. How high? Nine out of ten, I'm doing them, executing them okay. Right. It's getting over my head. I mean this with love. This is an intervention.

That is fucking bullshit. Nine out of ten. Nine out of ten. You're doing a good rainbow flick. I'm this with love. This is an intervention. That is fucking bullshit. Nine out of ten. Nine out of ten. You're doing a good rainbow flick. I'm doing a good rainbow flick. Explain to the listeners what a rainbow flick is if they don't know. I don't really know how you do it. The ball's behind you.

I don't really know how you do it, but I do it nine out of ten times. Look, do you ask Harry Potter how he does magic? No, because he's too busy fighting the baddie that I don't know the name of. Voldemort. Voldemort. Why do they keep letting Voldemort voldemort um somebody said why do they keep inviting why do they keep letting voldemort into a school um yeah uh so very powerful wizard though balls behind uh and and then you sort of get it between two feet execute um a kind of like a kind of it's kind of like an overhead

throw but with your feet in it and it goes over your head don sigh. You wanted to hear this explanation about what a rainbow flick is. I wanted to hear an explanation. And then everyone goes, He's done it again. And all the girls go, He can't keep getting away with this. All the girls go, Is that guy single?

Is that guy single? Is that guy single? Yeah. I mean, they're asking and getting the answer pretty quickly. Yes, he is. Yeah. So do you practice, they're asking and getting the answer pretty quickly. Yes, he is. Yeah.

So do you practice it in your garden with Sammy then? No, because I'll stamp on Sammy by accident.

I don't want to do that. If you've got a football in your house, you can practice your skills on. What do you

mean? I don't need practice. I execute them perfectly almost every time. Nine times out of ten.

Yeah. What about any other tricks? What other tricks do you like doing? Try attempt a Rabona

doesn't really work too hard yeah that's not really a trick though is it hang on is Rabona the one where you put your

right foot on the left foot it's that one oh yeah I could do that alright nine times out of ten in a game I wouldn't

I wouldn't yeah I wouldn't what you wouldn't do it out of respect for the craft respect for the craft? Respect for the Marines. Thank you for your service.

Just out of respect for the Marines. And that right foot is a deadly weapon so you need to license to use it, right? Yeah, it's a scud missile. All right,

we've run out of time to do emails so we're going to have to go. Thank you Tom for sending one in. Thank you Lou for sending one in. Thank you other Toms.

Two Toms actually. We'll get to your emails when we can. Although one of them is about whether Stevie Wonder's done five 10 out of 10 albums in a row so, Lou, for sending one in. Thank you, other Toms. Two Toms, actually. Yeah. We'll get to your emails when we can, although one of them's about whether Stevie Wonder's done five 10 out of 10 albums in a row, so that'll be a pretty short email. And we'll speak to you all

on Thursday when we hope Rory's back. Yeah. Is he back? I don't know what he's doing, so I mean... He does what he wants. I think he's in North Korea

stealing posters off the wall. We're going to be... He's not going to come back. Yeah, imagine... The thing is, I'm pretty sure that the average height in North Korea is small, and Rory's going to come back. Yeah, imagine, the thing is, I'm pretty sure the average height in North Korea is small and Rory's about six foot eight.

Yeah. So he would be a proper like attraction there, wouldn't he? Well, no, because Dennis Rodman's always there.

Yeah, but I feel like people know who Dennis Rodman is. Right. So they've got another one. who Rory is. Just stomping around at six foot eight

eating white chocolate that he's brought with him. Editing, editing with his headphones in we've got to get Rory on at some point yeah he doesn't get any right to reply does he

what we should do is we should make a note pick on him no we should make a note of all the things we've said about him right and give him a chance

to reply to each of them in turn let's have a Rory special we did get a Natalie special and she picked us a cake and Rory she bought us a cake did she

I thought you picked that cake how did you get away with designing a cake she bought and then bought us a cake did she? I thought she picked that cake how did you get away with designing a cake she bought and then she didn't work her notice we'll move on but when I hear

the radio when I listen to the radio and I hear people talking about the producer and the producer's got no right to

reply I think it's a bit unfair and I think we're doing that with Rory so we need to make a note of all the things we've said

I'll tell you what we'll do listeners hello at lukeandpeach.com all the various social media accounts send in the most

interesting things you've heard us say about Rory we'll put them to him and he's not agreed to any of this yet but we'll put to him and see what he says

yeah I'm going to interrupt you do it why do you think he's so fucking cool Rory yeah his brother's a professional cricketer

he is what about that Rory they have different surnames getting out of here different first names same surname

it's the Luke and Pete show we've been Luke and the Pete do you think all the people who are related have got the same first name isn't that something that happens in Sweden we'll be back

on Thursday for battery brands and stuff so get him in stand down stand down people who email who was it

who was it in the first in the last show who was emailing constant battery brands? Oh, yeah. Dean. Dean. Dean, yeah.

Dean Chu. Dean Chu, that's it. I was thinking chimp for some reason. The Lionel Messi of batteries. I couldn't remember the word Chu. Dean Chimpy Chu, stop this. Email us about anything other than batteries and we'll read it out.

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