The Luke and Pete Show - Nigel Farage’s problems with Pete

Episode Date: May 29, 2025

We’re keeping it British today, as we get through our respective Nando’s orders and rank the frankly outrageous eating habits from our student days. Oh and Pete nearly attempted a park run but got distracted.Plus, some incredible attempts at New Players and we start building our Mount Rushmore of conspiracy theories #doyourownresearch. Email us at [e-mail] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram if character-restricted messaging takes your fancy.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the look of Pete, Choppy Donaldson with you join my Mr. Lukey Moore fresh from, well, just stomping around the country being very, very silly indeed. You know, like, I was just bumping around, right? Yeah. Yeah. Investigating things. You know, like the, you you know I think we talked about the live show and I talked about me jumping around and getting bruises and stuff. I've got, I'm covered in bruises and we spoke about that on the football ramble last week. Like wrestlers are taking bumps way heavier than those every night. They're professional athletes. They are but bruises don't care bruises don't discriminate I've

always said that so like why the wrestlers net is it just all makeup do well how do wrestlers get rid of their body bruises because you never people bruise but some people bruise more than others I don't know yeah but I wouldn't say I bruise very I mean I can tell you last time I got a bruise right yeah I moved like a tortoise. I don't know. I'm slow. I lumber around. You're not as dyspraxic as me in gym. I'm not really that clumsy and I don't move quick enough. It's like when someone says to me, I played football, you know, on Saturdays and Sundays for years and years. Right. I don't remember ever pulling a hamstring. Right. Okay. Yeah. So I don't think I'm moving quick enough. I don't think it's possible for me to

move quick enough to pull one. You're all headers. You know, uh, you know. Oh yeah, I've probably got like deep CTE. But I've not, um, I don't think I've ever pulled a hamstring because I just don't think I can get the speed up enough quickly enough. Right, okay. I don't think it's about speed. It's about stretching, isn't it? But I'm like a big tanker. You're like a speedboat. I'm like a big tanker. You're like a speedboat, I'm like a big tanker. And if I crash, a little Pete Donaldson pops out the side and floats away. Classic reference. Floats away when it's needed.

So good. So what's the top speed of a big tanker though, do you reckon? Oh, I don't know. I'm going to Google it. Does that bloody, well it's probably, because it's so big, it's probably absolutely, if you're watching a speedboat do the same speed, you'd like that's a quick speedboat but because it's a big old Apparently they can go a maximum cruise ships go a maximum of 25 knots which is 29 miles an hour Right. Yeah, cuz cuz why do Why do knots and miles per hour the same aren't they? No, right

What what is it then? 25 knots is 29 miles an hour. Oh 25, 29. Similar isn't it though? It's like you use knots in planes and stuff don't you? But yeah, I just think it's really confusing. Can we just have miles or just meters or something? I don't know. It would help if we all just used the same system I think. I mean I'm not involved in any of this stuff so I don't really care.

So apparently one mile an hour equals 0.86 knots. It's close enough. Is that not a kilometer then? Is that not just good? Is it close at the kilometers then? A kilometer is 1.6 kilometers is a mile isn't it? Oh, yeah, it's more isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's just squish everything together. Let's do let's meet in the middle knots miles Kilometers, let's squish it together, let's all start doing the miles please. Would you not, I mean, I think the overwhelming global demand would be for kilometres, wouldn't it?

If I hear one more, Peter, you've forgotten about the overwhelming global demand for something. But I said to the earlier, I said that I'm a- I'd never have my business models, none of my businesses would have flowed. I said that I'm a big tanker and you're like a speedboat, but I've probably done you a really, I've done you more service than you deserve there because you're not that faster, right? No, I'm really not, no, I'm small. Were you in arms when you were younger?

I'm a small boat. I'm a small boat and I'm arriving with some, some, you know, army age, you know, of age men. Yeah. Nigel Farage is tutting at me and pointing at me going, Oh, I think if Nigel Farage starts to start talking about the things he had a problem with about you, he'd never stop. He would never stop. I think he'd like my mustache because it reminds him of the war. He might like the mustache. We like a pint. We do like a pint. Though mine would be for that brown ale. Yeah, but he's not going to be very happy if you're drinking like a

common old garden lager, is he? No, no. If you ordered two parts of Doomba I think you'd have him on board. It's barely a drink. But were you a fast runner when you were a kid? No, I think I thought I was. Did you ever win any kind of inter tutor group sports days? No, I got chosen to the cross country team but came, went to Gateshead Stadium and, not that I knew of asthma, but lots of sports people have asthma but yeah I went to Gateshead Stadium and underwhelmed I got 49 out of 50 in the

running so that's good. So how did you qualify for the Gateshead Stadium tournament? A lot of kids had gone to I think some kind of school trip. So they needed some people to run at Gateshead. Yeah, Donny's going to run for run at Gateshead. But I was genuinely considering a park run this weekend. Wow. For a second. I've done a park run. I didn't like it much. The one in Brockwell Park near me is really hilly. It's horrible.

Right. I've not run ever. And I think it would be funny to do couch to fall here. Yeah, we talked about this because you try to run down the street front near where you live and you were running way too fast and you could only run for like 30 seconds. Yeah I just think like couch, I think just couch to 4k would be really funny to go, is it 5k? Not fucking Wonderwell. Couch to 5k, I think it would be really funny to literally go from couch to 5k, no training. Just do it. See what happens. You'd walk you'd end up walking I tried to coach you for it before because you kept running as fast as you could and I can't do more than 30 seconds

You need to slow down Yeah So what stopped you doing it in the end? Just just just got distracted by something else to be honest. Yeah, it is what it is Is that what your life's like? Pretty much. Yeah, just like a magpie. I can I can uh I think that's why we talked about drugs and addictions last time I think that's why I'm not necessarily addicted to stuff um even though I have quite an addictive personality because I'm so uh distractible just distract me with

something else really I'll find something else to be um obsessed with. What why do you think you've got what does what makes you think you've got an addictive personality? Jonathan- Sweetie consumption. Mason- I don't think that counts. Jonathan- Touching myself. Just nothing in my life has ever not pointed towards that particular proclivity. Mason- You can't get addicted to anything, but you've got an addictive personality. I do, I'm sorry, it's dangerous,

but then I'm addicted to it, but then I'm very distractable, okay, so I can get distracted about, you know, I can go from, you know, hardcore drugs to, you know, all-in-one hi-fi systems, like that. I think what you're doing here is you are really trivialising people with genuine addictions. Oh god! This is the Luca Piccio, this is a safe space for me being a fucking idiot Luke. I'm allowed to do what I want on here. Carry on then.

It's difficult, I'm not trivialising anything. I'm not trivialising anything, I'm just saying, I'm just tired. I wouldn't like to trivialise that cardigan you're wearing. What's wrong with my cardigan? No, it's nice. I think it's delicious. I think it looks like a, it's like if Pia Mondrian had to think about things and, you know, broke out of his box a little bit.

It reminds me of like 1980s Channel 4. Yeah, fair. Yeah. What time did you get up this morning then? Six and that's, that's early enough I think when I went to bed quite late. That's standard for me but I have to be in bed early if I'm going to be getting up regularly at that time. I was asleep by about quarter twelve and then got up at six. That's no good.

That's no good, it's no good. I completely agree. I need loads more sleep than that. I cannot be functioning doing going to bed nearly midnight and getting up at six. You're a tea drinker as well. I mean, schedule your test something like a boy. If you started slamming down the lattes with big, big Donny D, you'd be, you'd be in all kinds of trouble. I think you'd shoot your pants. I probably would. What's the latest, latest you can have a coffee then?

Oh, I've, I've, I Oh, I've started, not that recently, just I can have one about six and I'm fine to be honest. Cause I always find that, I always genuinely find that quite jarring to look at when you're in a restaurant or whatever and you're finishing up your dinner about nine or whatever, people having coffees. Is it just for people who are like driving or something, like to keep their work or something,

but it just seems, I can understand if you're going out, out, out, that's absolutely fine behavior, but yeah, the whole kind of coffee or like coffee over a bit of ice cream just seems like that's too late for that. But I guess if you're eating a load of quite starchy food, you're probably all right. Yeah, I mean, I've never been a coffee.

I don't really like the taste of coffee. It's far too strong for me. I told you, I can't handle strong flavors. I can't really like the taste of coffee. It's far too strong for me. I told you, I can't handle strong flavors. I can't. What were you having when we were all having the old... Because I've not eaten a lot of Nando's in my life and I didn't realize that the extra hot isn't that hot. So I was like...

Because you were a comedian man, weren't you? Yeah, that was a big flex by you actually, by the way. Well, that's why I mentioned it. I saw you looking around the dressing room when you said that. Go on, go on. Oh, you drinking water, are you? Yeah, thought you would be. We're getting Nando's here because it's...

As I'm lapping at the juice in the bottom of the chicken. You have to have a very... There's a very kind of short window where you can eat when you're doing live shows, because you've got soundcheck and all that kind of stuff. And then the meet and greet stuff. And then so Charlie, you run the tour for us, we always and then the meet and greet stuff and they're so Charlie you run the tour for us would be always order us Nanda's we get our orders in and

We'd say what we wanted obviously as part of the process and now there's you have to say the spice and I remember I said I'll go up to an including hot I don't want to make it difficult just whatever and I'll end up getting medium because I think I'd order the same thing You say someone else and they'd get medium sort of medium. That's fine You were very ostentatious with your demand for extra hot. Yeah. Hurt me. Hurt me I said. Was it manageable on that? I looked into Charlie's eye and I said, hurt me. Yeah, well I thought because Nando's can

sometimes be kind of favored by like footballers and certainly like footballers who talk about you know their Afro-Caribbean heritage, their food being a bit spicier than the beige muck that we get. And they talk about Nando's being a relatively healthy sort of high street fast food and they like it when it's hot. And I thought it was going to be absolutely crazy hot but I had it and I was like oh is there one level above extra extra hot? There better be because I'm unsatisfied I shouted yeah You've never really starved yourself as a Food connoisseur no I didn't think I was but maybe in my old age all of my taste buds have given up the ghost

After my after my career of eating Harrobal. I did I was eating muesli earlier this week, and I had a bag of M&Ms, and I just tossed them in the muesli earlier this week and I had a bag of M&Ms and I just tossed them in the Muesli. Did you really? What a breakfast time! I'll tell you what, because you know like you have that kind of premium kind of Marks and Spencer's chocolate cereal that's absolutely delicious. Yeah. But it's not really, it's a dessert. It's basically dessert isn't it? It's basically dessert as they say and yeah and I just tossed them in and it was absolutely delightful So look on a Saturday or a Sunday

If you've got some boring old granola or some boring old muesli get yourself a little bag of M&M's Pour the whole thing in there turns the milk a bit green. It's great stuff It's lovely such a such a Pete Darson energy thing to do that do that. I remember when the Osborne's on the telly and Jack Osborne, the son, was doing something with some ice cream and his sister said, oh, that's such a fat kid thing to do. And he said, I am the fat kid. And so every time I do something decadent with food, I think, I am the fat kid. There was a kid in my halls of residence when I went to uni, first time around, who was at the larger, a larger fellow.

Larger than life. And he used to eat M&Ms like they were cereal. Right, yeah, okay. So he'd pour M&Ms into a bowl, put milk over it and eat it. Cause I remember seeing it in the kitchen. That's a young man's game, innit? Oh, big time. The shared kitchen I was in with him, I was like, oh, first of all, I was like, oh, is

that M&M's cereal or whatever? Oh, we can do that. Oh, yeah. It was a massive example of like, you're away from home for the first time. You had this idea and there's no one to stop you. Right. Yeah. But I thought it was M&M's cereal to start with. And I saw, I was like, I know he's actually just pouring M&M's into a bottle of chocolate M&M's into a bowl and eating my cereal. Why are you putting the milk on it? You're putting the milk on it in a bowl because it makes you convince yourself that it's actually breakfast. Will Barron Well it's got nuts in it, hasn't it?

Jason Vale No, just the chocolate ones this was. Will Barron Oh, okay, right. Oh, you need to do peanut M&M's for the trail mix vibe. Yeah, no, that's not a thing. That's like when you said you're dipped in clotted cream. Jason Vale Oh yeah, the Cadbury's roses into clotted cream. He used to do it all the time. Tried that, delicious. Yeah, it's amazing. But it's proper last days of road stuff.

It's gouty. He would do like a whole pot of clotted cream. Oh, I do. I could eat a clotted cream with a spoon. He was a fucking funny guy, right? So a couple of my mates when we were younger, they went straight into some kind of apprenticeship scheme and then into work after a year. So they got paid quite a lot of money.

So at the time they'd be on like 40 grand or something, which back in the late 90s when you're like 18 was amazing. And we'd be students, right? So what developed was this like hierarchical situation. The cats that got the cream and the ones that didn't. Well no, two or three of them who shared this flat near where we lived. We come home from uni for the holidays while still moving back with our parents and these guys had this place. And it was fucking proper two-tier stuff. Like we'd be sitting around, right, watching telly or a movie or playing PlayStation, whatever. And the richer guys would go oh let's get some beers or let's get some weed or let's get some food or whatever and they would literally be saying to us paupers you go and get it and we'll give you a five of each to go and get

it. Well look that's what I used to do. We'd go down the shops for them and they'd give us the money to go. Yeah I mean that's very much what I used to do with Marcus when we used to record in my house in Highgate. At the bottom of the hill I'd go, Marcus, can you get us a McDonald's? And whatever you want and I'll give you the money when you get up here. I bet he was fucking loving that, wasn't he? Absolutely loves a freebie. Me and him were putting garlic breads from Nando's into our bags after every gig, which is very enjoyable. I have no idea, while ahead of going out to a fucking bar to meet a lot of people who've

come to see you live, you're housing garlic bread. All of you are doing it. No wonder we're not more popular. I don't think we... I look like a kind of garlic bread-y guy. No one has ever thought to themselves that's got any kind of like idea about social interaction whatsoever. I'm about to go and meet like a load of people. Let me get that garlic bread down me. Get that down my gob. It's probably why I don't understand small talk. People can barely, I can barely hear

people. People can't see through the fucking mist of breath. Disgusting. Your small talk was all right on tour, wasn't it? You got, it wasn't too bad. Cause everyone's lovely and I guess they start their conversation more than me. I'm just bad at it, man.

I'm comfortable with that. The best small talk you did, I reckon, was in Birmingham. Right, okay. What did we do in Birmingham? I can't really remember now. What I mean by that is you DJed for an hour with a Richard Keys head on and then immediately got into your car and drove home.

That's right. I had to, I had to take Ben to Dickhead. I'm not saying you didn't have to. I'm just saying that you were out of there, boy. What time did you get back? That must have been someone driving. You must have not left till about 11. That was like two, sort of got to bed about quarter to three

and then got up about seven thirty. Maniac. That was most unwelcome. Maniac. And then I was like, oh it's fine because I'll go to sleep. But once you're up, you're kind of up these days aren't you? Like I can't go, I couldn't go back to sleep at like, once I've dropped off at daycare

at nine, I couldn't go back to sleep. I have to, I'm up then. I did it this morning. I could have had an extra hour, I could have gone back and add a little snooze but I just you're up aren't you your day's started you can't just dip out halfway through yeah it's not easy it's not easy it's a burden we carry. It's not easy trying to get some sleep in this bloody world right well we taking a short break and we'll be back with some battery brands because that's what we do on a Thursday. Is that alright? Yeah.

Okay then. It's the Look at Pete Show. If you found some batteries in something, what you got electronically or now, yeah send us an email hello at lookatpeachshow.com. I found some rare but not rare enough batteries, I forget the brand, in my child's little keyboard toy that she left out in the rain that I was trying to resurrect with some contact cleaner and a deep soldering. What you need is a bloody deep soldering mate. What I need is a bloody deep soldering.

Aidan's got in touch, hi guys, while trying to fill an incredibly boring Sunday 12 hour shift. Aidan's got in touch. Hi guys. While trying to fill in an incredibly boring Sunday 12 hour shift, I flipped the TV on, opened up the remote and came across a lovely pair of green triple A J-N-Y-T. Super heavy duty. Not percent mercury of course. I don't know why they keep mentioning it. I don't recall hearing these but I've listened all the way before the dreaded Covid so maybe the vaccine fried my brain or maybe it was the 5G masks or the chemtrails. Keep the good work Aidan. Funny, funny man. Pete, if you had to nail your colours to a mast of that there was a conspiracy theory that was true, which would be most likely out of Covid, 5G masks or chemtrails? masks or chemtrails? The 5G masks masks look very imposing don't they? They've got a very thick trunk as they go up as they get higher and higher. I think the 5G might be doing something. I mean it's not doing anything to me because I can never get in my fucking house so um um you should come and live with me um maniacs. I'll charge you rent. So the chem trial conspiracy theory is that like,

basically that they're being used. So basically planes, which are quite obviously jumbo jets or passenger planes taking people on their fucking holidays, are essentially releasing chemicals into the air for population control or psychological kind of manipulation or whatever. That's got to be the most mental, right? That has to be the most mental of those three because the other two, COVID, okay, well, it does look like a lab leak now. That was people were saying it was a conspiracy before, but it looks like it.

I'm not saying that I believe this, but it's not a massive stretch to say. But it was never a massive leak that it was a lab leak. Hybrid warfare exists, right? Yeah. And people research diseases all the time and people shit at their jobs all the time. All of those fallible kind of processes can all happen at the same time. Yeah, I massively don't care whether there's a lab leak or fucking not. It doesn't matter. But chemtrails are like essentially a big stretch.

I think flat earthism and chemtrails both basically are underpinned by people not having the first clue about how big the world is. The curvature of the Earth, and I can't see the curvature of the Earth, yeah, because the world's fucking massive you bell, and chemtrails, like how much chem, you would need an entire sky full of chem to trail upon to cover the earth in the chem trails. It's just not possible. You would need planes, why would there only be one chem trail that only weirdly follows the body of the plane rather than the actual, you know, where the engines are. It's weird that, innit? Like... Yeah, also by the way, can I also just say, if you were going to chem trail the population,

you probably wouldn't do it from 40,000 feet. Have you seen like how crops are sprayed or napalm is dropped? Like they ain't doing it from 40,000 feet. No, well, they want it to be general, but there's just not enough fluid there. And more importantly, it's still up in the fucking sky because you can see it. So where's it going then? It's just water vapour. It's just water vapour, don't worry about it. Five few months, I know what you mean.

There was one built on the street where I grew up and I went back to visit the street where I grew up about a few months ago and I saw it and it was like fucking hell, that's weird. Yeah, did you kick a rock and go, whistling have a dig around in the old sewers that you used to put your hand in? That was a really whistle, so I don't know what you were going for there.

I know, I'm usually quite good at whistling, I've let myself down there. What were you trying to whistle? The Wind of Change. Oh, okay, right. That was also a really poor rendition of singing it. I've got a cold. Wind of Change! No, Scorpions weren't German, they were American, weren't they?

Scorpions were German. They were American, weren't they? No, Scorpions were German. They were German, right, okay. I don't think they sang it like that. Wind of Change! He sounded like an old Chinese man. Chinese hit. What battery was it? The battery was...

JNYT. Is that from Aiden did you say? Yeah. Aiden you were the second person to send those in. It was sent in for the first time in February of last year by our friend Sean. So a pretty rare battery, a pretty good effort but not a new player. Second person to send in the JNYTs I'm afraid. Maybe you could sort of point, God do you reckon we could?

Maybe not, actually. We could point an AI model towards all of our archive of shows and basically populate a spreadsheet regarding which ones had been in and which ones hadn't been in. That'd be great. That'd be great, wouldn't it? So they'd be doing it manually.

Might take the fun out of it, though. Would, yeah. Rob has got in touch. Here, Laps, I've attached a battery submission many years after my first attempt. It was provided by a customer to be installed in their bicycles gear shifter. Electronic gear shifters, wow that's futuristic. Don't mind our gremlin, he protects the charity donations. Some kind of like thing they've made I think.

Oh yes it is a Gremlin, it's an official official licensed Gremlin, it's like the back of him with his hands and wearing a coat. Yes the brand is, there's not two ways about it, it's a three volt CR2032 Power Owl. Power Owl which is a great brand. Power Owl is a great brand. Yeah, Power Owl is a great brand. Really enjoying hearing about it. But unfortunately, you are the second person to send those in, Rob. Chris Laird has sent those in on four separate occasions.

From January 2022 to August 2024, Chris Laird has sent four different Power Owl batteries in. Right, okay. So you're only the second person to send them, but we've had you the fifth, it's the fifth time we've seen them. That's amazing. I mean, good shout out to Chris for his obsession with the Power Owl. Nice to see you. I've just googled Power Owl and the first link links into a batteries website, batteriesfirst.co.uk, and it's weird. They've basically got a 1,175 pack lithium triple A box that you can buy.

How many? 1,175. I don't know why it's in that denomination, but it's interesting. Yeah, odd. But it's, you know, Energize, a pretty decent brand. But it says why it's in that denomination, but it's interesting. But it's, you know, Energize a pretty decent brand. But it says that it's packaged and supplied specifically for verified businesses in the manufacturing sector. So you need to have some kind of, like a Costco card. You need to have some kind of identification. A battery qualification, I suppose. Could we, I mean, we're the only people who review

batteries. Talk about batteries, et cetera aren't we getting why aren't we getting these discards so we can buy batteries? 100% It should be a perk of this job for sure. Yeah I wonder what the sort by price high to low right what's what's the biggest amount of, yeah, 1,636 pounds would get you 1240 double air energizers. Just over a pound each, that's not that good. No, no, I guess it isn't actually. It's not good value really that.

No, not really. How much do you reckon a single AA battery costs to make? Google that. Oh, it's probably like three pence or something. Exactly, the markups are unbelievable. You've got to know how to do it. You like three pence or something. Exactly. The markups is unbelievable. You simply have to know how to do it. I wonder how many of those little, where the little, little ones?

Battery types at 20, 20. Do you want an interesting development in the chem trail conspiracy theory that I'd never heard of before, but you might quite like? Let's do it. So apparently when they test passenger planes, right, for, you know planes for travel and stuff, they use water-filled tanks. Oh yes, to simulate seats and then people have taken the pictures of them with the water butts basically and said, oh look chemtrails said chemicals in action. Yeah. Yeah.

Just that just apparently the chemtrail I'm reading about now the chemtrail conspiracy theory fraternity with dealt a quite savage blow from what I can make out because former CIA employee and whistleblower Ed Snowden Edward Snowden. No, never interviewed him on the Indy circuit. No, but you know who he is. He said that he spent quite a lot of time when he was doing all this whistleblowing, traipsing through all the secret information of the US government for evidence about chemtrails, and said, I had ridiculous access to their networks, the NSA, the CIA, the military, and all these groups,

and I couldn't find anything to do with chem Trav's. Kem Trav's are not a thing. Oh, well look, if there's one good thing that comes out of ES's perceived crimes and not crimes, I mean, good on him for putting that one to bed. Good stuff, I would say. Final battery. Yeah, I mean, enjoying very much Donald Trump sort of living and dying by the sword coming in saying that he's going to, you know, basically being brought into power by a big backbone of like conspiracy theorists and mentalists. And when he gets in, he's not releasing any of the files that they actually want. And therefore he's kind of having to deal with

a bit of backlash on that. Because you know why? Because the crypto people gave him more money. That's why. Yeah, and he's probably in quite a lot of them himself. Cheers, Aaron says, long time, first time, etc. I have to hear in your desperate course for new batteries. I thought I'd better finally have a rummage. Here's a Thomas the Tank engine, heavy duty, double A battery found lovingly nested in a bag with my childhood game boy, probably a battery for the exhibition

category, but at this stage they all count. If this isn't a new player, we may as well pack it all in. Thomas the Tank Engine, heavy duty battery, no details as to whether or not it has any knobs at Mercury, maybe it's absolutely dripping with the stuff, we'll just never know. What do you make of the battery itself first? And never know. What do you make of the battery itself at first? And second question, what do you make of the photo in which in the background is one spanner and two cans of Heineken? Is a good night in. It's a tightening some nuts and it feels like quite big, you know, like kind of those cans of Heineken that have like a little tap on the top that you can get a couple of pints out of. It looks kind of girthy for me.

You can only hope. Are we accepting the Thomas the Tank Engine branded battery? Fuck it, it's from 1996. 1986. I mean come on. You having that? It's a brand new player as well. It's a brand new player. Thank you Thomas the Tank Engine, you weird grey faced boy. Great stuff. Well we've got one new winner, new winner, new player, new battery daddy botherer. Great to see. About time. Great to see at this late stage. Hellointhepict2.com, we'll be back on Monday so in the meantime look after yourselves, don't get too close to any of those 5G masts lest you vomit down your stomachs. And also, if you see a chemtrail, head to your nearest underground bunker. We'll see you later. See ya. Bye bye.