The Luke and Pete Show - Not an AI-generated Podcast
Episode Date: June 1, 2026Luke’s been to a conference and has discovered that there are companies producing thousands of 100% AI-generated podcast episodes each and every week. It’s the Wild West out there. But not here. T...he robots can never replace Mr Moore and Mr Donaldson.Also on the agenda this fine Monday morning: tales from the tip and the Facebook algorithm’s love for a certain British gangster film.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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It's a many happy returns.
It's Monday the 1st of June and you're listening to the Luke of Pete show.
Lukie Muwa, how the devil are you doing?
I'm very, very well, Peter.
Thank you very much for asking.
How are you?
I'm good.
I'm enjoying this slightly different angle on your camera.
You get to see a little bit more of your green walls.
What pictures are you going to put on the wall behind you?
Well, we've just had a little debate about that with the Wi-Fi of access to actually.
because...
Spick fire.
Big picture of a motorcycle and a lady.
I wanted a motorcycle
with a lady in a bikini
drooped over it
and I wanted a big plate of chips
and a pint of bitter
that's the only artwork in the house
and she said no
that's poor taste
so if the neighbours heard about that
the residents association hear about it
you'll be in big trouble
so no but we had a bit of a debate
because I've got a really cool
limit edition print
of the first pressing of
Bargakov's The Master and Margarita
which I always had up in the house
and now she's saying that she doesn't want it
she doesn't want it up so
now it's adorable that you're still trying
this deep into a relationship but
we've just got a new house you've got to decorate
you got to do some stuff with it
you do got to decorate it but
and you know presumably after you bought a house
you can't buy any more stuff
can't go to an art fair
and start laying down 100 quid air
hundred quid day. Car boot. That's right it. Yeah. So all of my paintings and all of my pictures and
all of my little odds and sods curiosities are in the apology cabin along with a lot of sawdust at this
moment in time. Yeah, so I think in the office up here where I'm going to be doing a lot of the work,
I think it's fine for me to probably do what I want. So maybe the master of margarita will go up here.
But what I actually said to her was, if you don't let me put that up in the bedroom,
I'm going to have Pete Donaldson around here and he's going to do a back.
Ballastrade in the garden.
I'm going to put, I've got one glass sheet left if you want to.
We've got a big balustrade in the upstairs bathroom, but I didn't realize.
I didn't realize that's what a balustrade was, yeah.
Oh.
What is a walking shower thing?
Oh, like a glass, it's a glass screen then?
Like a glass wall, but you can't move it.
It's like, it's built into the floor.
No, it's extra stuck.
I find them, um, uh, sometimes have them in hotels and you're like, I can't access the taps here.
They're under, the taps are on the wrong lap.
At one point I'm going to walk into it.
it's just going to shatter.
But yeah, so we've got one already.
That's what I'm worried about my bit of glass
that I've got left over
that the man gave me.
I'm a little bit concerned that I'm not going to
get rid of this one.
It's massive, it's really heavy.
I think I might just have to smash it
and deal with the consequences.
I think you should smash it.
I think you should smash it actually.
Well, when I install,
I've drilled eight of the halls
that need to be drilled for these pieces of glass.
It's taken an awful long time.
I'm doing it in...
What are you do with five minutes a day?
My neighbours are loving it.
Yeah, pretty much.
I'm doing a bit of a bit of plaster in here,
a bit of rendering here, a bit of painting there.
And it turns out when you put the old plaster up,
the old rendering, you got to wait a month before you paint it.
What's that about?
Yeah.
I mean...
Outrageous.
I don't know what it's about because I've not ever done it.
I'm a really key
junction at the moment
because obviously there's lots to do around this house
and I'm being
kind of
I'm basically kind of have to be responsible
enough to make my own decisions about what I can
and can't do and what I can't do is a lot
and what I can do is kind of negligible
and and it was
and you know what I really want
I told you the other day I really want
the water pressure boosted.
So I'm going to speak to the plumbering.
The plumbering came down
did the stock clock that we didn't need.
I'm going to get him back
and see if he wants to do that.
And we've got to get some double glazing put in as well.
I feel like it's one of those,
I feel like water pressure is one of those things
that needs to be,
it's one of those things that they'll go up.
Oh, can't anything about that.
It's like lead.
No, you, listen, I don't give a shit.
Listen, no, no, no.
You see what we can do with technology these days?
You honestly tell them they can't boost the water pressure
from someone's house.
Yeah, but you can't,
You can't, presumably it's the water coming into your house.
You can't make, you can't get more, look, take it up with terms of water.
I know you, I know you'd love another argument.
AI, yeah.
Yeah, I know.
I mean, it's some AI on it, crying out loud.
No, yeah, I mean, it does obviously depend on that, but I mean, I don't know,
I feel like there should be some kind of available fix for this.
We'll see.
Did you see, did you see that there was a film that was sort of kicking around the internet, sort of saying?
This film cost half a million quid, 100 grand for the filming bit,
and then the rest they spent on AI,
feel like they had CGI and stuff.
I never was very excited about it.
But you do sort of go,
I don't want this to be the way
it all sort of goes down.
Because are you familiar with the Essex series of films
called Rise of the Foot Soldier?
Yeah, of course I am.
I get it served off on my Facebook.
Part of the reason I'm hardly ever on Facebook.
It's because just clips from suits.
Is it suits or, yeah, it's suits, isn't it?
The two lawyers.
The Megan Markle.
The one with Megan Markle in.
Yeah.
I get a lot of suits.
I get a lot of Rise of the Foot Soldier content.
And have he seen the man who's in Rise of the Foot Soldier?
I presume he funded it.
Craig Fairbrough.
Paired for it.
No, there's another block.
Oh, the other guy who wears the wig?
Terry Stone.
Yes.
Why does he wear a wig?
What is that?
Is that a joke?
Well, because he's playing it.
It's based on some real characters, isn't it?
So he's playing.
That's what the guy had hair like in the 80s or 90s or something.
I understand.
That makes more sense.
because he's in every film looking.
I just thought he turned up to do some filming
and then decided that
he was going to wear a wig to look cool.
But what curiously tangled whip,
we've weaved for ourselves as a society where
for some reason,
I don't believe that the people running
the rise of the foot soldier official or fan accounts
have got the heads up
on what the Facebook algorithm favors
over quite a lot of other content creators.
So it just must be that the algorithm
them itself has decided that you and I want to see Rise of the Footsoldiers.
I never talk about the film.
I've never seen it.
It's not my cup of here at all.
I have seen it in clips.
I think I've probably watched most of it in clips.
But it's relentless when you get served up.
Popper naughty pills.
Oh yeah.
Let's go get some pills.
But are those films still sort of coming out?
Because now I move to Essex, maybe I get a piece.
I think it's like a northern fence.
You'll be in one.
You'll be like a very effeminate northern, yeah, fence or like that.
Yeah.
You definitely are killed on the first act.
No, I'd be a very camp.
A very camp, bad guy.
What would you do when you walked in the room to do the deal?
What did you say?
Hello, boys.
Got the materials for me out here.
Shall I play Terry Stone?
Okay.
Fuck me, it's a nonce.
That's rude, Harry.
And may I say your hair's looking of splendid today.
And we all know it's not real.
Get your noncey, ferns.
into you out of my sight, you sigh.
Now, gentlemen, I have come here not to talk to you, Baldi.
He's a mug.
He's a mug, Terry.
I've come here to sell you some of the very best heroin north of the Burgain parties.
Go get my shirt.
Go get my shirt.
You're not really listening to anything I'm saying.
I'm a very, very important big thing in the prime underworld.
And there's blocs from like the bill rock up
Yeah, he's like
All sorts of people from
And they'll just sort of turn up
Yeah, I absolutely love it
I don't know what it is
It's like a really really really really shit version
Of the excellent sexy beast is what it is
Yes, yeah
Yeah, that's what it seems to be modelling
That's what it seemed to be, that's the energy
I seem to be going for
But it's a bit of lockstock
Bit of lock stock in there
Peter there's been a lot of feedback
In the negative
Around your claim that
What a surprise.
You're doing corrections and you've got the Vim and Vigar, the interest in doing corrections one week and it's all about me being wrong, is it?
It's not necessarily a correction.
It's more just the kind of follow up.
And this is going to sound crazy in microcosm out of context, particularly to people who don't listen very often,
that you made quite the claim last Monday that suicide bubbles can only be identified by the,
their bums.
That's not how I said it.
I said that I'd heard because bums are meaty and juicier.
You'd heard.
Who said it?
Who told you it?
How's that come up?
I can't remember.
I think I read it somewhere.
The bums always survive.
The blast, so to speak.
I just don't think that can be true.
That famous photo of the bus in that square in London.
Yeah.
There wasn't a big bum there?
Everything was, yeah, but everyone was going up, wasn't it?
Everything went up and out.
what's happening at the bottom?
That's what I ask.
That's what I ask you.
Yeah, I just think people,
people have,
they're not taking an exception to it
because I think they expect
this kind of chat from you,
but they,
I think they think this is,
this is a fanciful claim at best.
I don't think,
yeah,
but I don't think they know
the information to the contrary.
So one might suggest
that I'm the only one
bringing any set sort of facts to the table.
So debate me.
I'm the bloc in the,
on the table said,
debate me.
Teach the controversy.
Exactly.
That's what they say,
isn't it?
Exactly.
Let's just teach the controversy.
Yeah,
I think the Earth is 6,000 years old.
You think that evolution is real.
Let's just teach the controversy.
Yeah.
Teach the controversy.
What is that?
The controversy you've invented.
Yeah, it's not really a debate, is it?
Peter, last week was the podcast show.
It was, yes.
The industry event for our industry.
I did a couple of panels.
Did you do a panel?
I didn't do a panel, no.
That's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous that you're not doing panels.
I've got a lobby for it these days.
I know, but you're the most podcast bloke ever.
You've done so many episodes.
To be honest, if the little Aircast interview
that a couple of lasters from Aircast were what on with microphones and a camera,
actually was just an iPhone, to be fair.
I had that last year.
Asking questions.
Yeah, I did last year.
And this year was just, what podcast do you listen to?
I'm like, all the off-your-s songs.
I'm on podcasts.
The ones I listen to, the one I'm bloody editing for crying out loud.
Yeah, I felt like I let the side down a little bit
Because I didn't have much to say about the future of podcasting
Yeah, I should have just made one up, yeah
The thing I was going to say to you was
Because this is a little bit inside baseball
But allow me to wrestle it back
There was a panel with a
And one of the voices on this particular panel
Was a woman who has created a company
That makes exclusively
AI hosted and produced
podcasts and she claims to have made 10,000 episodes a week or a month or something.
And there's not any, there's not any, um, um, human interaction in at all. And, um, the, the Q and A was, uh,
uh, vociferous, shall we say. Yeah. People just going, what, what are you doing it?
Why are you? Yeah. It's not really a, uh, yeah. It's, it's, it's, I could, I think she
probably was quite surprised
because if you're kind of,
you see it on the trend quite a lot
on the way into the city,
you see all these lads who work there,
they're all on Claude
and they're all vibe coding stuff.
And because they're all doing it.
What do you mean by that?
Like, you know, like,
how to make a computer program
or an app or something?
You had to kind of know how to program a computer.
Now you don't necessarily.
You can make an approximation of an app.
I mean, it needs a lot of work.
They frequently, you know,
I've had a little bit of it
and nothing I've created
has needed
you know,
could just be released as it is.
You need a lot of work
to sort of go through it and stuff
and fix what's wrong with it.
And, you know,
sometimes, you know, systems like Claude
will just do one thing
and then you go,
you haven't done a thing
and they go,
oh yeah, sorry,
it's kind of the way that the,
it's someone else's fault.
And then you ask it again.
And it fucks it up again.
You go, seriously,
this bit, you know,
I'm on nodding terms
with programming languages.
I could probably do this myself.
can you just change this variable to this?
And they go, oh yeah, so you're talking about it.
So you're basically just, you know,
telling someone how to, you know,
really specifically how to make an omelette.
And so, like, everyone's on the train
and they're all sort of vibe coding.
They're all creating their own little programs and stuff.
And if you are hanging out with other people
who are just doing that sort of thing,
you know, talking about Claude and all,
talking about all of the eye things and stuff,
it's fine, but you do,
you're in a bit of a information bubble on you, really, a little bit.
And so when you step outside now...
She hasn't lifted their head and realized that actually this is a terrible place for me to be
because the podcast shows for people who really like podcasts with real people.
And it's kind of, yeah, yeah, if you're in this, if you were getting money out the city to sort of go,
podcasts are popular, podcasts make a bit of money, they certainly make less than they used to,
but they make a bit of money still.
And do you, do you, we could create so many episodes of, you know, we could make the next,
this is football or whatever, um, uh, we could make a million new episodes of that from,
from nothing for a standing start and it'd be great.
You'd probably get, you know, a round of applause and, you know, so many, you know,
thousands and thousands of pounds from the city.
But if you sort of step outside of that, talk to talk to a bit,
we'd actually spend all of their time crafting these, you know,
it's not art, is it?
But it's something approaching now compared to what she does.
A difficult, so what was the most kind of,
uh, uh, eyeful response to what she was doing?
It's just kind of like a, what?
A couple of things sticking to mind.
One is, one of the questions was, are the episodes clearly marked and does everyone who's listening know they're listening to AI people?
Yeah.
And she claimed they were clearly marked.
And I'm not sure people believed her.
And then the question which sticks in my mind was, you've got several financial and medical podcasts.
And will you commit to screening all those and ensuring that any misinformation financially or medically is immediately withdrawn.
and she was like, well, I can't commit to that at this stage.
If I was like, boo, fucking boo!
Boom!
I love it!
Yeah.
A lot of fun. A lot of fun.
There's a weird place for it to turn up, though, because I mean, you know, Stephen Bartlett's got a lot of stick for doing saying stuff like this.
It's like, to me, it completely misses the entire point.
I understand how AI can be really helpful to automate processes, to do post-production, to help with marketing, to help assign your budgets, whatever.
Working with algorithms that created to controllers anyway.
Do you know what I mean?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Like, telling us what the most successful A-B testing on a YouTube?
you bit of artwork.
But people want a human connection,
don't know?
That's what I listen.
Yeah.
And also,
when you're,
when you're doing something like that,
if you've ever listened to,
I've been caught a few times
watching like some,
you know,
historical kind of,
you know,
collection of football.
Oh, caught with the Max Downman
or something on the other day.
Gutting.
Which was the Max Downman?
Was that AI?
Or was that kind of?
Well,
is him turning up back at school
after the Aston won the Premier League
and all his,
all his castmates
clapping him.
And apparently it was not real.
Oh, nice.
Who's making?
Who's making that?
Who's making that?
Some very earnest, weepy little people.
Yeah.
That's the thing that gets me.
It's not the AI.
The AI, you know, just does whatever.
Somebody says, it's the people who do this sort of thing.
It's the Krucahn Gazette, man I keep talking about.
Yeah.
It's the people who make these kind of like, you know,
you know, a cat comes home to see that the cat husband has run off with a dog or something.
And then they go on adventures.
You're okay, mate.
It's the Messi and Ronaldo, the baby Messi and.
and Daddy Ronaldo kind of
I don't know who makes these things
but like
if you've ever sort of been caught watching
like a YouTube video and suddenly
the voice of just sort of says
and then he stepped into the ring and
it just starts hallucinate
and gone
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
and then it'll stop
and go
ah
yeah
it's
I think it's frightening
I think it's frightening
because it's so human sounding
and it just sounds like
someone losing their fucking law.
I had a really weird, sorry,
I had a really weird
experience with Claude
the other day, right? So we're
putting together, we don't know
what our next legacy project's going to be,
right? So we're looking for
different stories and getting people to submit their
ideas and, you know, just basically brainstorm
what our next project should be after we just
finished Defiant. And I thought,
you know what I should do? I'll tell you what to save me a bit of time
is I will get Claude to collate
all the long form kind of long read sports based stuff it can find not because i wanted to do
my job for me but just go i've got it all in one place and i can just go through it and work for it and
see if there's any stuff there that could be optioned or you know anything of interest and all the
rest of it right so i asked claude to do that and uh it put together loads of stuff it got to be like
15 20 um 20 um odd um ideas for long read stories that are out there on the internet
that might be of interest, you know.
And so I started looking through them all, right?
And one that really took my eye, caught my eye,
was an article in the New York Times magazine
called The Cult of Lead, L-A-I-R-D, right?
And I was like, this seems pretty interesting.
And what it was about was, it was about a surfer,
quite a famous surfer called Laird Hamilton.
is well known as being a big wave surfer
and he was basically the guy
who invented a thing called tow in surfing
which is where you get towed into a wave
by like a jet ski
so you can ride much bigger waves
and he's been surfing until like 1970
like he's in the 60s and stuff
and he's a bit of a legend
and then the story claims to be about
how he started his own cult
and you know
how people are joining it
and they can't leave and they start
off doing like wellness stuff and surfing and outdoor stuff.
And because he was a model and his wife is a fashion model,
they get people in and they can't leave.
And I was like, fucking that, this sounds mad.
I've never read this story before.
Brilliant.
So I was like, okay, Claude, can you find a link for me?
And Claude was like, oh, I can't find a link?
You need to find it yourself.
I was like, right, okay, I'll find it myself.
Can you tell me some more about it?
And they told me some more, he told me some more about it,
De Claude.
And then I said, oh, how do I find the URL?
Because I can't find it.
And Claude suggests I typed in a certain amount of things into the Google search
bar and all the rest of it. I still can't find it.
And then I just sent a thing saying
Claude, have you made this up?
And then Claude was like,
yeah, sorry about that.
I completely made it up.
I was like, what are you talking about?
He's like, yeah, I just, yeah, I'll promise you.
Does the guy exist? He exists. He's a surfer.
Right. He is not, as far as I can tell,
not controversial in any way. He's not a member of a cult,
does not run a cult. It's just
what Claude seems.
to have done is
kind of interpret what I wanted
as me wanting him
to make up a story.
Make up stories, yeah.
It would be interesting that I could,
it was fucking bonkers, mate.
And I'll tell you what, you know, I've said it
to all these people listening now, but generally,
like genuinely, if I was Led Hamilton and I knew that
was happening about me, I'd be fucking raging.
Well, look, just do it.
Just put a documentary out about it and use
Claude to defend yourself in cards.
It's so bad.
Isn't that so bad, though?
And people say to me,
your prompts have got to be better and stuff.
It's like, well, the prompts aren't the problem.
I was very clear what I wanted.
Yeah, it's not, I'm not asking it to tell me
what the weather's going to be like a Mars
in fucking two months' time.
I'm asking a very, very specific question.
And then Claude was like, oh, yeah,
I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry about that.
It's not what you want.
It's the mealy mounds don't worry.
But for me, it's the buck passing
whenever I'm sort of doing, like,
you know, I've not done a whole lot of it,
but I had a little fiddle.
And I was trying to make it do, like just basically make a Python script for a E-ink thing I was trying to do.
And I'd sort of done it anywhere myself, but it was just, it wasn't communicating with a very specific module in the programming language that was running on this little E-ink display that I was you.
And I can't figure this out at all.
So I'll see if that can do it.
And it just kept on, like, it couldn't do it either.
It was interesting.
And every time it fucked up, it would say,
it's actually because of the limitations of the e-ink display that you've chosen to
and it's like all right fine but you're a computer just talk to you know what I mean
just tell me whether it's possible or not like don't just but that's a thing like these
these things it's not like I think we've spoken about before like the the the people
spending all his money on AI and it works now as a subscription service because you have to
have 10 10 goals at getting anything out of it yeah if it moves to a token base system which
financially has to at some point
because AI is just really
wasteful financially
and it's going to run out of money and data
centre space soon enough
it's going to have to move to a token-based system
and there's no guarantee that you get anything
normal out of it the first time out
so tokens, something could either take one token
or 50 tokens to get it right
that's really interesting to me that token system
Pete that token system seems to me like
it would be the death of the whole thing
I mean what on earth? The whole internet is
is, you know, if you think of,
you could limit Google searches, for example.
I mean, no, yeah, it is like that, yeah.
It takes, you know, you Google something a few times
to get to where you needed to be.
And yeah, it's exactly the same with AI.
Because these data centers aren't getting put online
in any kind of short order,
and by the time a lot of these data centers will go online,
you know, the ones in Abilene, Texas,
by the time they go online,
all of the tech that's being installed
will be, it's like the fourth bridge,
it'll be out of date,
and you've got put more stuff in, new processes, new GPUs and stuff.
So it's starting to look way more precarious than what it used to be.
There's, I think it's Amazon, I think Amazon workers who work for them.
They've got an inbuilt kind of AI system.
And they are using AI to do all of the non-important tasks just to make it look like,
because you're basically told, use AI as much as you can, use the Amazon AI.
AIs when she's going and so these guys are just constantly just trying to use AI for the
more spurious reasons just to get there you know just to make it look like they use an AI
more because it pleases the CEO it pleases the bosses and they're calling it um token maxing we're calling
yeah right that makes sense yeah it's just nice you know when the metabast thing got to fill over and
it turned out there was like 400 people worldwide using it and half of them like worked for
facebook all yeah it's um it's kind of strange a time on the wrong a lot of the um just because everyone's
look for the
everyone's looking for the next sort of,
you know,
magic bullet.
You know,
the technology is incredible,
but it's just very
computationally expensive
and we don't have the,
people just aren't getting
these data centers and on and,
on quickly enough.
My feeling is that like,
to me it feels like the,
um,
the most successful inventions,
not just of this type,
but like generally are things that like,
fill a need that perhaps we didn't know we had.
And I,
and to me it feels at the moment,
like the cartes before the horse.
It's like you've got this amazing technology.
But what's the actual need for it?
Yeah.
But it's, but it's, it's, it's,
I think that the technology isn't as amazing
as you think it is when you think of how much,
how many computers are getting thrown at the problem.
Do you know what I mean?
There's no reason why my dad's,
why Kuka and Gazette Man can,
KruKan Gazette Man can,
can, you know,
be able to produce Hollywood,
uh, level,
kind of,
um,
animations.
for his shitty YouTube channel.
Like, you know,
they fell out,
the darkness was,
Justin Hawkins was saying,
because he got put in one of the videos
and he was furious.
He's like,
I didn't give you fucking permission at this.
Yeah,
I bet he was.
It's a disgrace.
Well,
that's part of the reason
all those actors were striking,
the writers were striking this stuff,
isn't it back in the year ago?
He was like,
he was more annoyed the fact that he did his,
his teeth fixed and he was using the old,
the old diversion.
He's also lost a lot of weight as well.
He looks amazing.
Yeah.
And he's definitely put his money to good use.
Yeah.
But I think it's also,
like I said,
the creative people, the Hollywood creatives and stuff,
the contracts that a lot of these
actors were initially asked to sign was like,
oh, they want to use our likeness in perpetuity.
It's like, well, it's obvious that you're going to fucking,
you're not going to need us for work anymore
because who can tell, you know, who can tell.
So it's a weird timeline that we're on.
Perhaps on to more, perhaps on to more relatable ground, Peter.
I've just got back from the tip.
Oh, lovely stuff.
Been dropping up.
picking up. The household waste
recycling centre. What would I be
possibly picking out from the tip? What do you mean?
I don't know. Just collect stuff from the tip.
You honestly saying you do that?
Cheek little drug deal. They literally
won't let you. Even the smallest thing
they notice you pick it off and they tell you off.
Well, that's what I was thinking, because the one I went
to was on Smuggler's Way and Wanderwee was the big one
because the one near me, my God, it's got so bad.
You have to book an appointment. What do you mean? Like how busy it is?
Yeah.
No, you have to book an appointment.
And seriously, last time I went there,
over 50% of the stuff I wanted to take there, they wouldn't take.
What do you mean?
They wouldn't take rubble.
Spestos.
Rubble!
They wouldn't take tempered glass.
They wouldn't take material or furniture.
What are they taking them?
What are you for?
What are you for?
Why are they not taking that then?
So you've got to go smugglers way as they take everything.
To be fair to smugglers way, very good automobers.
system, Dan & Wonsworth, and they take everything.
They've even got two massive skips that just say, anything goes.
Really? What? Just anything you want to put in there?
They say, don't put anything that you know to be recyclable in here, but anything else can go in there.
It's just the, it's just, I like the sort of, you've got the main, you know, wood, the stuff that is like sofers and stuff.
And then you've got your recycling bits and clothing as well.
But then you've got your rubble, you've got your building materials, you've got garden waste stuff, garden waste, you've got your e-waste, all the tellies and all that stuff, bicycles, things like that.
Yeah, that's what I was going to say, there's loads of TVs there.
Yeah, wild.
You can make yourself a big video screen at the tip.
And there's ones where, like, it'll just be like a little bit where you put car batteries, batteries, paint, oils, car oil, different kinds of oils.
Oh, mate.
I love it.
There was also a list of certain chemicals that you can't take there,
that you have to call a special number for them to come and collect.
And I was like, I wonder what they are.
I'd love to know what they are.
Why would you have any else?
Because it's not a commercial place.
You can't go there as a business.
You can't go in there with a van or a lorry.
You have to go in with a car.
Yeah, but that's the main, that's the thing.
Like, the annoying thing is you can, they, you turn up.
And if you've got, like, anything that you can fit something decent in,
you know, I don't know, I don't know the difference between a,
Toyota pickup and a people carrier
because it can carry the exactly the same stuff
just because you got Toyota pickup up. My car's pretty big
but I was allowed in but I had to book ahead of time.
But what I was going to say to you was that
when I was there
there was a bloke, quite an awkward bloke
who was standing next to the one that I was using
and he was trying to get the attention of one of the operators there
and I was thinking all right
it's like an animal in there or something
like I can, I don't know
I can squirrel or a rat or a fox or something
right, yeah. And so
I went over there to have a little nosy
he looked quite um he looked quite um you looked quite um uh he looked quite urgent if you know what i mean he was like
excuse me he'd like that i'm there must be an animal there or something so went over there
um i promise this is true he looked at him looked over and he had just thrown a nice pair of his
shoes in there by accident can you get my shoes that and this guy covered with a massive extended
arm like picker yeah picked shoe out two shoes around once at one at a time how's his day gone like
like that.
I think what it happened was he was probably keeping the shoes
in the boot and he kind of scooped everything up
and chucked it in and he realised.
Right.
Okay, yeah, nice.
But I actually love a trip.
I actually love a trip to the tip.
We love a tip.
I'd love to work there.
I'd absolutely love to wear it.
The visceral, it's just having one of those kind of like chomp,
those things that like push all the stuff down
further into the bin,
making most of all of the space that you've got.
I absolutely adore it.
At Smuggler's Way, there's a guy in a man.
massive, almost like converted JCP
with one of those on the end and he just goes up and down
the road.
Squish.
Smacking it down.
It's exciting stuff. It is good stuff.
It is. It's big boy stuff.
Love it. All right then. We'll be back
for the next dors of the Luton Peet Show,
if that's all right with you, on Thursday the 4th of June.
I'm going to be Donaldson. That man there has been
Luggen, we'll see you soon.
Go get the shooter.
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