The Luke and Pete Show - One hundred and Petey

Episode Date: July 24, 2023

Who do you think would win in a game of darts, Luke or Pete? How about pool? Luke lays down a pub games-themed gauntlet on today's show.The lads then reveal some of their teenage dating mishaps and a listener gets in touch recommending a quite amazing upgrade on the electric fly swat.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [e-mail] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the Luke and Pete show it's Monday the 24th of July and my name is Pete Donaldson I'm joined by Mr. Lukey Moore how you doing Lukey Moore pretty good thanks not too bad I've just noticed that um LC um made you a a what's it you a 3D printed card holder. An upgrade on the previous. And he brought it, and I haven't given it to you yet, so I'll have to give it to you this week at some point. Has LC fled the sea coop? He's flown the nest.

He's gone back to the US, gone back to the motherland. Impressed? Impressed with the whole setup? Yeah, he did a lot of stuff around the house yeah lovely oh yeah the house and garden is unrecognizable what's your what's your favorite bit of uh it's good that in it dad just turn up and and just fix stuff and then bugger off he sanded some walls down and painted them nice by the way like here's one from left field which i didn't expect to be happening and i knew nothing about i came back from work one of the days and the wife i have access to she got on to put a dart board up a dart board yeah all right um i spoke

to me and she was like oh yeah i just thought it'd be fun to play darts together that's nice all right that's lovely and that you know and that is uh you know when you have a ben you've got to find a you can't be throwing darts throwing darts uh a ben or near a ben um you've got to find a... You can't be throwing darts around. You can't be throwing darts at a Ben or near a Ben. You've got to find every... You've really got to keep your heads when it comes to a relationship, I'm hearing. Yeah, you've got to do stuff together. You've got to make time for each other.

And if that means shouting 180 and drinking a big pint of mild... I don't imagine there'll be many 180s going on. Don't hold your breath for that. I think I've got 180 or four. I'm alright with the old darts. I don't imagine there'll be many 180s going on. That's never... Don't hold your breath for that. What's your highest... I think I've got 180 before. I'm all right with the old darts.

I'm quietly impressed with my darts. You haven't got 180 before. I think I have. Rory, take Pete to a pub or to Flight Club. I've seen you play darts at Flight Club. There's no way you've got 180 before. I'm better than you thought I was going to be. You're probably better than me,

but that doesn't mean you're good enough. I've got a dartboard at home. I'll fucking 180 and film it and send it to you, yeah? All right. Okay, if you do it with no cuts, and Rory can put it on the YouTube channel, you've got yourself a deal. This is a De Pruda footage.

I know about your audio-visual trickery skills. Mate, I'm brilliant at editing. You'll never even see the seam. My claim to fame at Pub Sports is my highest breaking snooker is actually 48. Right, okay. It doesn't sound like much, but it's fucking good. It's decent.

Lovely. And I'll tell you something now, Donaldson. I'll play you at pool or snooker. Right. And you will never beat me. Never beat you at pool? No.

That's interesting, isn't it? I'll give you, if we did a first to 10, I'll give you a four frame head start and you won't beat me. I'm telling you. I'd pull.

You wouldn't. If you give me four head, I reckon I'd be pretty close, you know. No way. Because my main adversary is very much my patience with... Yeah, you'd get bored. I'd get bored. So I think very much it's it's it's it's it's me against myself i'm playing two people there it's a triforce of of problems are you good

at chess for that reason what i'm just what do you mean turn the board over after 10 minutes my friend is very into chess like he's is he though he's county level he's a good Like he's... Is he though? He's county level. He's a good chess player. No, he's not. No, he's not. Honestly, it's all he does. It's all he does. Really? He watches Grandmasters.

He watches Twitch guys. What, does he play online? Yeah. And he's got a pretty good ranking, you know, top 100 in his area in London, I think. What, he's a county level chess player?

He's a good chess player. Yeah, he's very good. I'll find out where he is in the whole scheme of things and you, again, you might not think that's impressive,

but in the grand scheme of things, it is very impressive. I used to play chess all the time when I was a kid with my granddad and I was crap at it, but it's an amazingly interesting game.

All he does is play chess and I've tried sort of, I've tried going on chess.com and playing That's his worst nightmare, he's really into it and you're fucking coming along just shitting all over it. The only one that I can

sort of win is the ones where you play like a one minute match and it just times out there's an internet glitch and it times out and I get a draw, it's the best I can hope for. So you're playing against real players? Yeah, but it's just like you can't remember so many like it's not even

about oh I'll do this and I'll do it's not there's no reaction to stuff is it it's just like I've remembered this move and

then I've remembered what happens if I get into this situation it's just like remembering snapshots of previous problems I've got enough

previous problems in my head yeah you know what I mean that book is it called Bobby Fisher vs the World

is really interesting right yeah where he becomes like this porn pun intended for the Cold War and he goes rogue

that's really interesting I find it an interesting game I think it's obviously very historic and a lot of tactics involved but it's not just

remembering moves by rope there's tactics stuff like that it seems to be that's what a lot of it is. I'm sure it's very satisfying for people, but I don't know, man.

When you haven't had that information in your head, it's just quite hard to, you know, like, it's just quite hard to... There's been a lot of controversy recently, hasn't there, in like the last... Anal eggs and anal beads. Yeah, yeah, we talked about that, didn't we? One of them was

like um the the one player it was Hans Neiman who's like this young um kind of potential uh world champion

kind of teenage chess player didn't he accuse Magnus Carlsen who's the big dog oh yes

of paying someone 300 euros to scream cheat at him while he was making his move to disrupt his concentration. Was that the guy who was like, so there's loads of people who's like sort of, have you seen those old Victorian chess,

automated chess playing machines? No. Where you'll just have like a little fella hiding in the desk. Obviously, right, that's what it is, yeah. And they'll move the chess player chess pieces around. It's good stuff. That's what I think that would be

funny if the chess player started doing that. Because there's a big kind of like, whenever you get women joining a sort of online sport, and you get it quite a lot with eSports and stuff, absolute nerds just throw accusations of them being not that good and yeah

most of them have had no ever social interaction with a woman yeah yeah i know exactly exactly and uh and uh and uh twitch uh chess was up in arms because the most popular um streamers are the the women uh doing it doing it who are very very good at chess but the grand the grandmasters who were actually um who were like you know top two in the in the world um they don't get any listeners or viewers that's quite funny i can believe it but in the victorian chess machines it's just a really good chess player inside it i i think there's a few isn't there but i just think that's like it's pointless like extra admin i'd put him the chair. Yeah, just let him play. It's crazy. I did use to play a bit when I was a youngster.

I used to go to my grandparents every Saturday and my granddad would often break the chessboard out. But the thing is, my granddad's a certain type of character where he would basically make up a lot of rules for stuff and say it was the rules. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fair. Because you were like... So I vividly remember playing Scrabble against him

as about a 12-year-old and being quite good. And him obviously seeing the way the wind was blowing and just basically randomly saying, well, you can't do that. And that's not allowed. And I'd end up miraculously getting beat again. And it's only later on when I realised it's just a complete scam.

What are you getting out of that as a granddad? So I haven't played chess since I was a kid so probably all the rules I know about chess probably aren't even rules yeah we'll have to have a little game

we'll have a little game end of the second we'll have a quick five minute game I think we should do Luke and Pete Indoor Olympics Luke and Pete Online Indoor Olympics

Flappy Bird we'll play several games of skills bit of Flappy Bird bit of bit of chess bit of drafts, Mahjong. Yeah, Mahjong.

That'd be good. We played PUBG together once and all you wanted to do was drive cars around everywhere. It was fucking frustrating. I'm a recent convert to the driving scene. It's what I enjoy doing.

That's true. What video games have you been playing recently? I finished, on the way back from Belgrade, I've got a little Steam Deck, which I heartily recommend, and played the game Portal.

Remember that? Oh, that was classic back in the day. Yeah. I'd never finished it. And the problem with a lot of the controls on the Steam Deck is that you, on certain games, you can set it so that you tilt the machine a little bit to make it kind of refine your

reticule the uh the little kind of um dot on the dot on the screen where you're pointing something and um uh but because the flight was moving obviously and turning to the left or the right it just kept on going to the right and i was going why is this happening what's is there something wrong with my machine i'm literally on a floating bird oh that's weird i never thought about that before that's really that's really clever it's like but it reminds me of when um i used to uh i used to um go on school trips and we'd occasionally go on one uh on a ferry and they used to have like a pinball machine which would constantly just say tilt tilt tilt you're trying to tell the machine cheating Cheating, cheating, cheating. It's like, what are you doing? Absolute shit. When I was a kid,

I went on holiday for the first time overseas with my family to Mallorca. And I became obsessed with this arcade game. I think it might be called Black Tiger. Black Tiger? Do you know of it? I think you might have spoken about this. It's a ninja game or something.

Yeah, so it's like a Capcom. Shinobi. It's a Capcom, like, hack and slasher. Yeah. Like a platform game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was the weirdest experience because, like, every single kid at that resort

was, like, queuing up to play it. Yeah. And then when I got... I'm not going to say where because it was a fucking piss take. When I got a job somewhere in, one of my jobs in London, I had this,

I sat in the corner with no one seeing my screen and I had nothing to do. Yeah. And I suddenly remembered. Downloaded some ROMs. I suddenly remembered Black Tiger. I was like,

fucking hell, I wonder if I'll be any good at that now. And I spoke to one of the IT people and asked them to give me admin privileges. So you could install a main ROM.

And I fucking played it every day for like two weeks to complete it. And it was such good fun. It's an amazing game. I can't believe it's not more popular, not more famous.

It's barbarian. I think there was, I think there were more like, there were more popular hack and slashes like Shadow Warrior and stuff

it's similar to that you had a little dog it was actually similar to Golden Axe right in terms of what it looked like but it's a lot more obviously platformy

than that and you could get little potions and little bits of armour and stuff lovely stuff it was fucking good Pete

what we should do I reckon is we should go for a quick break. Yeah. And then we come back, we'll do some emails, because we've got a few good ones in here. All right, then. It's worth chatting about them, I reckon. It's the Luke of Pete Show. I'm Pete Donaldson, John Mimms, Luke of the Mill.

We're going to be reading some emails. I've got some absolutely wicked acid reflux in this show. And it only came on halfway through when I took a sip out of my sparkling water, my sprudelwasser, as it says on the side of my soda stream carton, because I think it was a German cheap old version of it. And maybe it's just not good for me, Luke. Maybe it's just not good for me, the old fizzy water. As you get older and move through life,

you realise there's fewer and fewer foods that don't give you some kind of heartburn. Yeah. And I finished watching season two of The Bear about a Chicago chef who comes back and runs his family business. And the food looked really nice, but a lot of the stuff I was like, I can't eat that.

I can't eat that. Tomahawk steak. About a week ago, I was walking through Victoria Station, got a bottle of water from the WH Smith, started sipping on it. Heartburn. I thought, okay, guys.

This is fucking water. What the fuck are you doing? What's going on? You didn't want to have one of your um you didn't have a volvic touch of peach or something did you no it's just water plain sparkling water i've started putting when i when i'm not sure of the um of the how good the coffee is in a double espresso i'll occasionally put a little pinch of salt in it gets rid of the bitterness delicious oh that's weird pinch of salt in it. Gets rid of the bitterness. Delicious. Oh, that's weird. Speaking of salt, by the way, our friend Adrian's been in touch from Melbourne. Any facts about the beautiful city of Melbourne, Peter?

Oh, it was named after the dessert, the peach melba, which also gives me acid indigestion. Okay, that's a lie. That's a lie. The second bit's not. The first bit is. I thought I was going to get away with that one.

Adrian's been in touch and he says, hi guys, first time emailer, et cetera. It's not often that I am at the forefront of technology, but as an Englishman

living in Australia, maybe we have more of a need to dispense of flies here than you. Step up your fly killing game, because of course, I said a week or two ago that Peter bought me

an electric fly swatter. Adrian says, step up your fly killing game and get involved course I said a week or two ago that Peter bought me an electric fly swatter. Adrian says, step up your fly killing game and get involved with Bug Assault, a literal salt gun that you use for killing flies. The only negative is they do not use batteries. A small price to pay though for incorporating your love of Call of Duty and killing flies.

How does this work? I think it just has a little ball of salt that you spray very quickly, as if you were shooting a shotgun shell. Obviously, it's just individual particles of powder. And you just blast it into the fly, and it doesn't know what it's doing. I love the FAQs on the website. Don't get on a baby.

Is the bug assault dangerous? Only if misused. Do not shoot anyone in the face or eyes. Treat it with respect like any equipment. It will not penetrate skin or damage furniture. I mean, what if, like, I mean, I could, I'd be great in the mornings with my espresso. Definitely. What about this?

What kind of salt does it use ordinary table salt from your local local supermarket these are facts not asked by anyone these are just invented geez here's one will the salt splatter the blood the bug no the bug will remain whole so will it so will it kind of like knock i just thought it would discombobulate the flying animal rather than, you know, kill it. Well, I wasn't prepared for how brutal the electronic fly swatter is. Yeah, I was using it early on. It really is.

And blue bottles take a good old couple of hits before they go down. And it fucking electrocutes them. And it smells sometimes as well. Yeah, it's depending on how meaty the flies are. If anyone wants to send us a bug assault, we'll check it out, right? We'll check it out, as well yeah it's depending on how meaty the flies are it depends if anyone wants to send us a bugger so we'll check it out we'll check out we'll try why why don't we get like uh hooked up with what's that place it used to sell like the gadget shop you see in the high street and it was just like lava lamps and pictures of the incredible hulk for your

wall neither of those two things are a gadget, are they? I think a gadget is a lava lamp. Lava lamp's a gadget, isn't it? A picture of the Incredible Hulk is not a gadget. Well, he's the ultimate gadget. You just point him at something and he fixes it by smashing it up. Lava lamps are nostalgic.

In the 90s, when you go to spend time at a girl's house for the first time, she'd always have a lava lamp in her bedroom. Yeah, yeah. And fairy lights around the bed. I'm not familiar with that particular stuff, like going into girls' bedrooms. Why?

Just not allowed. They've made expressed wishes that I'd stay out of people's bedrooms. I thought you said you used to spend all your time on the phone to girls as a teenager. I did, yeah, but I didn't go in their bedrooms. Why? I was an go in their bedrooms. Why? I was an absolute wussbag. Even if they said you fancy coming over for a watch a movie or something? Yeah.

No, God, no. It's absolutely petrified. Awful. Awful idea. So you couldn't have been in Dawson's Creek then? No, but he was just a man who just broke in. Where's this Pete storyline going? He just stays at home.

He's got a ladder. he's not going to use it I don't think Dawson's a problem anyway I don't want to wait for Donaldson to leave the house so you never once went to a girl's house

as a teenage boy never I could talk a good game I could talk a good game over the phone but and did you have to call up and speak to the girl's dad first?

Yeah, I mean, nine times out of ten, I'd be putting that phone down if a male voice... So basically you're a prank caller now, as well. I'm basically a prank caller, yeah. You're out of danger. Yeah, it's not a good look. I know it's not a good look. Anyway...

No, not anyway. No, yes, anyway. How old were you when the first time you went... So I know I'll have to fucking talk to my partner when she's heard this on the fucking show. So we don't have to... Whenever we talk about girls, have to fucking talk to my partner when she's heard this on the fucking show. So we don't need... Whenever we talk about girls, I hear about it two weeks later

when she's listening to it. I'm like, ah, fuck. Well, anyway, she'd be happy listening to this. Absolute, absolute fucking nobody. Well, that's what I mean. I was saying this to the guys,

I was going, God, I mean, like, they'll, you know, every woman's experienced fucking moody shit from blocks like in the past. And I'm like, I sleep so well at night

because I was so unsuccessful with girls. So unsuccessful. No, but I think there's something furtive about it. Oh, yeah, there's something furtive about it. But furtive was all I had. I didn't have options. I had to be furtive. You can't get in trouble if you're just masturbating at home.

Exactly. Can't get in trouble. Who's going to report you? I'm going to report myself. The things I got up to. Anyway. I remember, no, not anyway. Oh, God.

I remember, I'm going to say something about myself. Right. I remember in like year seven, so I'd been about 11 or 12, I had a little girlfriend and I went round her house. A little girlfriend? Well, I was little. I was 11. Fine.

Okay, but a little. We're both little. You said little. You said a girlfriend. Okay. Mind you, that sounds like she's 30. She's in her 30s. When I was 11 and I had a 35-year-old girlfriend.

Yeah. No, I had a girlfriend, same age as me, and I just met her because we'd just joined big school. Yeah. And I went around there, and I thought we were just going to hang out and stuff, which, of course, would have been the normal thing. But her older brother and all their mates were there. Right. Nightmare scenario. Yeah, you don't want to get involved with that.

That's just going to be embarrassing for you, isn't it? No, my name was mud the next week at school. Why? Because I just went and played video games with them. Right. Oh, you left her to play video games with the... Yeah. Right.

That's bad crack. And then when my dad came to pick me up to cycle back with me, I remember vividly him going, yeah, everything okay? I was like, I think she's a bit upset. So that's the kind of thing I was getting up to. You're embarrassing yourself, mate. So you'd turn up and then leave her in the lurch

to watch a film or whatever? I ended it once. I don't think she wanted to go at me after that. Oh, Luke, I'm so sorry. So it could have been worse is what I'm saying. It could have been worse, true. Listen, I shot my shot. You didn't.

You shot your shot with the boys. You were just hedonistic. You just wanted to have fun with the boys. Let's hear it for the boys. Next email from Aaron is good because this is relevant to our interests. Aaron, hello there, little Pete. I've just been listening to your episode,

Maggot Surprise, in which you had a discussion on Cadbury's marketing ideas in the 90s to release a 1kg bar of chocolate. It reminded me of some recently acquired information regarding Kit Kat flavours in Japan. Being a relatively new listener to the Luke and Pete show and knowing Pete's love of all things Japan, I

would assume that this will have come up before. However, on the off chance it hasn't, find a link below to the list of Kit Kat flavours you can find in Japan. Some of my favorite uh ones are baked potato butter and european cheese european cheese i like that they've specified a european cheese so you went to japan and brought me back some of these kit kats did i right okay yeah and i had the apple flavor i think i might have the lemon cheesecake flavor maybe there was also a weird one what was it it might have had a lemon cheesecake flavour maybe. There was also a weird one. What was it? It might have been,

this might be me just being horrendously stereotypical about Japanese people, but I feel like it might have been an edamame flavour. Oh, I could see that. I mean, they all kind of, because it is quite versatile, Kit Kats, and you dip them in like tea and stuff. And the classic red bean paste flavour, which is everywhere, right?

Yeah, yeah. I mean, wasabi, I think. Oh, yeah, definitely wasabi wine there, yeah. I mean, wasabi, I think... Oh, yeah, there was definitely wasabi wine there, yeah. Yeah, the things you bring back are like sake, wasabi. Yeah. Tokyo Banana is the... What do you call it? Who's the fellow who used to teach Daniel-san in karate?

Mr. Miyagi. Omiyagi is the idea of gifting someone something when you visit them in a different part of Japan. And the omiyagi thing you always see at the Shinkansen bullet train receptacles is Tokyo banana in Tokyo. So Tokyo banana is just this kind of flavouring, this kind of like formy looking creamy little twinkie thing. And it's called a Tokyo banana.

It's filled with beef cream. They should do a beef cream flavour. But they always look very delicious. Then you buy them like, this is fucking rank. Yeah, I can remember the wasabi one was not good. Yeah, I don't know. It's one of those ones that you start eating and you're like, I'm not going to eat that again.

Can I ask a potentially culturally insensitive question, which is? I mean, I've already compared Mr Miyagi to the word Omiyagi. I think we're all right. But do japanese people broadly think that those are nice flavors or just like a cult like a cliche kind of wacky thing i think they're just i think they're probably just like uh because a lot of those flavors aren't really you know quintessentially japanese flavors but i think they're just like that they're good good for gifts really i suppose yeah they are very good for gifts it's stuck in my mind so So Aaron, you are... Cough drop flavour. Ugh. What's that?

Cough drop flavour. Ugh. Chris picks up the theme of the one kilogram dairy milk bar as well. It's one of the things I least expect that really hit home with people. Yes. That was just an aside. Disappoint because you've got nothing on them. You've got nothing to talk about.

On the subject of giant dairy milks, they've now shrunk. There are 850 grams. See below the photo of me with the bar gifted to me on father's day by the two offspring also in shot um rory hasn't included the photo so can't see that but i do um feel sad that this particular christmas or gifting tradition has been a victim of shrinkflation right okay um chris says it lasted me until a couple of weeks ago so i did quite well for the record i vividly remember the one kilo bars as my mum was a chocoholic, as am I, and there were a number of occasions where she bought them. She was also a dyed-in-the-wool Cadbury's fan.

I wouldn't be swayed to any other milk chocolate unless in an emergency. Regards, Chris. I've got no problem with that. Cadbury's is great. Yeah. I mean... I like Tony's Choco Lonely. I like Milka.

Yeah. But I also like Cadbury. I think with... I mean, having it shrunk down to a slightly smaller size, I think, is a little bit more manageable. I think having a one kilogram bars... Was that just a concession to, like, the sweet tax or something? That you would sort of...

Don't know, really. But Roy's now included the pitcher. And... Oh, that's cute. Chris is cute. And so are his kids oh nice I mean you're the one with the chocolate in your mouth Chris and your kids are

eating I think they're eating nachos is he I don't know I think one of them's got a vape I think one of them's got a vape it looks about sick oh good stuff well thank you for the picture Dan not Dan Jesus Christ it It is Dan.

Shut up. What? Chris. Yeah. It got put in the wrong part of the running order, so we got right into the middle of Dan's battery brand from last Thursday. I think because Rory's not got a mic and he can't defend himself, I think every time we say something bad about him,

we've got to say something nice about him as well. I mean, he's pasted it. Look down the running order. For my money, he's pasted it five times in the running order. He has. Has he gone mad? I think he might have gone mad. He's posted it. You know what he's done? He's posted it as a in the running order has he gone mad I think he might have gone mad he's posted

what he's done he's posted it as a footer it's good stuff to wrap things up Luke there is a company in America

that you know hard seltzers people are going wild for seltzers aren't they it's a flavourless colourless trash drink

but someone has made a hard seltzer that is pickle flavoured. Now, you're a man who doesn't like a pickle on a burger. Nah. Would you have a delicious drink of a... I mean, a man like myself with terrible antacid response, I would say that pickle hard seltzer...

It's getting grave reviews, though. Yes, there's a lot of cocktails aren't there that use pickle juice the pickle back is one of them it's like an Irish whiskey one

nice it's like a dirty martini one or a dill pickle martini or something where they use the juice and vodka and ice

and stuff so it is definitely part of the part of the setup I'm someone who does enjoy a pickled vegetable so I like a pickled

cabbage I like a pickled onion I like a pickled whatever I just don't really like pickled gherkins so I like a pickled cabbage I like a pickled onion I like a pickled whatever I just don't really like pickled gherkins so I'm not having it I think you'd get on with it I really

I would like to try it it's a grillers and two robbers a limited edition pickled speaking of speaking of the heartburn activity around that

you mentioned Timeline Scullers on the show on Thursday because these guys of a certain age just down drinks on Twitter? Yeah.

They're making alcoholism seem somehow socially acceptable to each other. Most of them are older than us. And they're necking like massive pints of cider. How are they doing that? All day, yeah. All day. They're drinking anything that goes, anything, dragon soup stuff. They're drinking energy drinks.

They're drinking, have, what, I think... How have I managed to ruin my pipes? And they've managed to sort of just maintain... It makes me feel like we're a pair of wet wipes compared to them. I don't know. Do they just sort of like go, this will put out that fire, and just have a bit more?

And the body goes, you know what, I'm not going to bother even responding to that. Maybe they've just... The acid response in their stomach. They just shit pure food. Lamb shanks. Their stomach

has no response. It doesn't absorb any nutrients. It doesn't absorb any stuff that's going to kill them. They're going to live to 99 because their

bodies are just like, you know what? Our villas are just going to give up. We're not going to bother absorbing any of this trash that you're putting down

because all of it's rubbish. You wish it happened to you? I wish it happened to me. I'd is it is it the that disease that um cows get where the um little bumps that absorb uh the food in the um large intestine they just go smooth and it kills them um right i would very much like that because then wouldn't be a little fat frog boy or i just wouldn't have um yeah i just wouldn or I just wouldn't feel ill all the time.

I'm ill because of the food I eat, but if my body just ignored the food I ate and just allowed me to just get on with it. I think anyone who's reasonably well-versed in this show will know fully well why you're ill. Yeah, okay. And let's leave it at that. It's press intrusion

but you've conducted on yourself you could do it myself yeah i've had me phone hacked i've had me all right get out take us out of here peter don't forget to plug the youtube channel again because we want to get up over a thousand subscribers which for us as old men is quite a good number it's quite a good number i I can definitely barely count to that. I am going to inhale. Not inhale. I'm going to inflate a dog poo bag. A dog poo bag.

Why are you doing that? It's for celebration time. It's for the YouTube page. All right. It's a wacky stunt for the YouTube page. Get this, Mr Beast. Do it. It's not a used one, is it?

Well, we'll see, won't we? Hey, the YouTube. Head on over to atthelookandpeachshow and you can find us on TikTok and Instagram, stuff like that. There's loads of clips

on the YouTube, though. It's really, really good stuff. I'm enjoying the old Stack YouTube output lately. We've been quite busy. We've got loads of football rammer stuff up there. I did a little mini documentary

about Jimmy Savile's wrestling career for Wrestle Me. Yeah, I saw that. I was a fan, documentary about Jimmy Savile's wrestling career for Wrestle Me I was a fan but it was hard for me to relax while watching it just for the

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