The Luke and Pete Show - Pete Logie Baird

Episode Date: August 8, 2022

Pete's been fiddling with the tech in his apology cabin and - believe it or not - it's actually gone well! Just don't ask about his first attempt trying to use cement...Elsewhere, Luke reads quite a strange email about grave robbery and Pete has a story about someone losing their legs.Want to contact the show? Email: [e-mail] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

and it's the luke and peach show i'm sort of doing a little voice like um rhubarb and custard yeah a little bit before our time but it's still a reference that really endured yeah i think it was but it was it was something that endured i think old Rhubarb and Custard. It made shockwaves in the cultural community, though. What? It was just a cat. Yeah, it was 1974. Was it a dog or a cat or something? Way before our time.

Was it a dog or a cat or something? Rhubarb was a dog and Custard was a cat, I think, and they just hung out. Yeah, so Rhubarb is a green dog. Yeah. And Custard, it was a pink cat. Okay, yeah. And according to the Wikipedia page,

Rhubarb was always involved in some kind of misadventure, which he approached with enthusiasm as Custard was cynical and set out to sabotage Rhubarb's fun. Right. Okay. Is that kind of similar to the... Well, not really, but it's a little bit of a crossover between Wiley Coyote and the Roadrunner there?

I guess so. I think some cartoons are quite fucking route one, aren't they, really? It's basic stuff. Yeah. It needs to be relatable. Yeah. And the great Richard Breyers, sadly no longer with us, provided the voices, didn't he? Or did he do the voiceover?

Richard Breyers. Richard Breyers. Richard Breyers, the thing that perhaps did the narration? Yeah. There was a really good TV show with Richard Breyers. He did The Good Life or something, didn't he? Yes, correct, yeah. And it was about a senile old man.

He played a senile old man who was just losing it. But it was the sweetest TV show. And I seem to remember him blowing up the toilet because he put the wrong bleach in. He put too much bleach in or he mixed the bleach or something like that. And it was just it was really really sweet and I'd never really sort of

and it didn't really sort of make any sort of impact I love those kind of like lost forgotten sitcoms that you feel like you feel like you're the only person who actually

who actually watched them there's a few that I really liked that no one really liked Chickens I thought was really funny which has been a couple of guys that was ITV wasn't it

no Chickens was Sky 1 Sky 1 it felt ITV wasn't it no our chickens were Sky 1 Sky 1 it felt ITV didn't it yeah maybe yeah Saxondale criminally overlooked Saxondale's the root

of all the modern Partridge stuff you can see him checking out trying out stuff that would later become the modern iteration

of Alan Partridge yeah fair brilliant to watch so rewatchable so good luck to Richard Bryars God rest him but I should also point out that he was also in the 2012 Danny Dyer Yeah, fair, fair, fair. It's actually brilliant to watch. So rewatchable. So good luck to Richard Bryars. God rest him.

But I should also point out that he was also in the 2012 Danny Dyer vehicle, Run For Your Wife. Run For Your Wife with Neil Morrissey? Yeah, I think so, yeah. Famous for grossing just £602. Sex Life of the Potato Men. Remember those? All those kind of films that would just like,

would come out. Do you know, Sex Life of the Potato Men is a weird one because... It's got Corden in it, isn't it? Corden and Simon Pegg. No. It's got Gareth from The Office. I don't, I've not seen it.

You're right. And I'm going to come on to that point. I haven't seen it. And I should probably watch it, although it's quite difficult to find on streaming services. The cast is absolutely incredible. How can it be so bad right

Johnny Vegas is capable can we agree with that oh Johnny Vegas right yes yeah Mackenzie Crook is amazing like multiple BAFTA winner Mark Gatiss is in it

yeah who created Sherlock and does that stuff Julia Davis is also in it who is a brilliant comedy actor Adrian Charles is weirdly in it I don't know why because there's a race

and he'll be the commentator or something won't he he plays Adrian Charles is weirdly in it, I don't know why. Because there's a race and he'll be the commentator or something, won't he? He plays, Adrian Charles apparently plays a towel man. A towel man. I don't know what that means. So anyway,

critics apparently dislike the film intensely and it's one of the only films to have a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I've no idea why. What are we talking about? Rhubarb and Custard.

Rhubarb and... Na-na-na-na. Na-na-na-na. Na-na-na-na. Way before our time, but still managed to puncture the cultural zeitgeist. Well, you sort of, I guess, I mean, it's a lovely guitar sound.

I saw this, you know, like you have like MIDI guitars. So like, you know, they convert analog picking and notes to digital information. But there was these mad fucking ones in the, I think, 60s, the late 60s that came out, like astonishingly early. These guitars that were just, they looked so heavy, so heavy, because they had so much tech in there. And they were like proper organs, but it was played with,

it was played like a normal kind of midi keyboard guitar thing but instead of when you would press on the strings it would complete a circuit to each individual fret and that would play like a kind of

an organ kind of sound effectively but it was incredibly analogue and incredibly old school What's the point of it when you can just play a piano or keyboard? Well what's the point of it when you can just play a piano or keyboard well what's the point of any midi guitar

nobody plays them because they sound terrible looks fucking sweet no it's not keytar it's a proper guitar that converts the journey of the sound begins

when plectrum is picked against a string and the finger is pressed against the it's just a guitar then it is just a guitar but it I don't understand what you're talking about so say you play an A on the E string and the finger is pressed against the... It's just a guitar then? It is just a guitar, but it... I don't understand what you're talking about.

So say you play an A on the E string, right? The low E. It says, what's that then? The computer in the guitar nowadays, where the MIDI guitar goes, what's that then? Oh, I know what that is. It's an A played on the E string. It's an A, it's an A, right?

I know what that's going to... It's a supercomputer. Oh, I know what that is. I'm going to tell the computer that an A has just been played, and then the computer can either internally or externally can basically, you've got that as information and basically play a dog on roof. But in, so you go, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof. Like when you used to get like your weird settings on your keyboard. Exactly, yeah. So you go, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. Like when you used to get your weird settings on your keyboard.

Exactly, yeah. So it turns analogue data into... A wingdings of sound. Into digital data. And you can do all kinds of stuff. You could have drum beats. So they could have done that back in the 60s, but it would have been completely analogue.

How would they have been able to do that? So back then, it was all analogue. It never went digital. It wasn't a MIDI output. It was just an amazing organ sound that basically was an electronic organ, like a rudimentary electronic organ. But instead of converting to digital data

and then producing the audio, it was a completely analogue system. But it was an organ, and they're like four grand, and I love it. I love it. Did you ever pick it up? It seems like there's just so many dials and stuff on it. If you know what Pete's talking about

can you email hello at lukeandpetech.com and explain it to me? Before we move on can we also talk a little bit about something we mentioned last week. Right. These weird TV radio cassette players you've been buying. Okay yeah. From Shoeberry Ness. Shoeberry Ness. Jumping in the car

popping on down to Shoeberry Ness, paying, what, a one-er for this old piece of 70s tech? What's a one-er? 100 quid. No, 20 quid. Oh, so that's good. For two?

Yeah. 10 a reach. Yeah. A 10% of the price, I thought. And you got one of them working. I did get one of them working. I managed to figure out an RF, an issue mitre RF kind of input sort of thing. That's crazy. So now I can get... I spoke to LC about these and I managed to figure out a an RF an issue mitre RF

kind of input sort of thing that's crazy so now I can get I spoke to LC about these and I showed them the video and they'd never seen one before right they'd never even heard of one before

what like a TV a TV radio thing before there was like a little TV inside a radio cassette because they're built to be portable they've got handles on them yeah so if they're built to be portable

what was the idea behind them you just put them on a table and or put them wherever you want plug them in I could imagine a builder on a site watching the world cup so what have you actually watched

through it at the moment I watched one of those sad old c words on twitter drinking did you? you actually managed to run that through that's brilliant from my computer that's really cool it was a real drinking. Did you? Yeah. Well, you actually managed to run that through... Yeah. That's brilliant.

From my computer, yeah. That's really cool. It was a real... I felt like John Logie bad. So basically, let me just sum this up. You've gone online, you found them, you got in the car,

you drove to Shoebury Nest, you paid 20 quid, you lumped them in the car, drove all the way back, spent a few hours sorting them out. And then you were able to watch something that you could have just watched on your phone in like five seconds. lumped them in the car drove all the way back spent a few hours sorting them out dicking about and then you were able

to watch something that you could have just watched on your phone in like five seconds should we do batteries it's the platform you're interested in it's the platform

I think it's very interesting to see well actually there's a bit of a vogue at the moment it's been very tech heavy already but like there's a bit of a vogue

at the moment that retro video game enthusiasts will not play video games on flat screens anymore. They insist on playing them on big, fat CRTs. So people are grabbing all stock of these massive behemoth fucking CRTs. They're massive fucking things.

And they're ridiculously heavy. They take three men to lift them, three people to lift them. They take, they're like, they're so massive, these things. But people swear by them. Because video games, if you're into retro video games, these games were created for cathode ray tubes. They were created for old, big, 3D, big, fat tellies. Well, if you watch something on a plasma screen or LCD or lcd screen it just looks a bit too

precise or a bit washed out or a bit these games were designed for the very quick refresh rates of a of a very quick response rates of a of a crt and all telly basically and so they just look better the gradients look better they look less uh precise. Is it more playable? Yes, it is. Yeah, the response rate is ridiculous. And if you're a speed runner or a person who relies on that, you can't pixel count as well because the pixels are a bit smeary.

But the response is so much better on those old school tellies because they didn't do so much processing to get the signal on the telly. So by some measures then, the new TVs are actually worse. Yeah, for certain things. But there's a real vogue for finding these old on the telly. So by some measures then, the new TVs are actually worse. Yeah, for certain things. But there's a real vogue for finding these old fucking big tellies.

How many of them are left? Well, very few. And obviously the skills of fixing televisions, which, you know, will be lost at some point because, you know, they're quite difficult. And fucking dangerous as well. Very, very high voltage. Yeah, it's not great for you.

And also it's not great for the environment because they take ten times as much energy to get them running. Yeah, but you'd have to run that against the balance of just disposable tech. People just chuck it

I guess so, yeah, I suppose. So maybe it would balance it out. Yeah. That's kind of interesting and this is for people who want to play video games as quickly as possible. Well, like retro enthusiasts

and stuff, yeah. Are you talking about yourself here? I don't play any video games at night and I sort of read about don't play any video games at night. I sort of read about more video games than I play. Come and play some PUBG with me. We need someone else in our squad. We need someone else in our squad, mate.

Let's talk about the Stack Sports Day. Oh, yeah, cool. We were on opposing teams, weren't we? They kept us apart. They kept us apart. The two big swingers. The two MVPs. Yeah.

How did you feel it went for you? Happy? Not great, to be honest. Why? Won the rounders. I was terrible at football. We won the rounders, but I didn't hit a single ball

or catch a single ball. I think I was as trawshed as it possibly could be. I was the worst. Do you have a feeling like, say, you know, if, say, your team won a big tournament but you didn't play

a single minute do you feel like that? Yeah I feel a little bit like that do you? Yeah I feel like I let everyone down have you stepped up to the plate in rounders? you didn't connect

bat on ball? no not once who was pitching? I think everyone who was pitching? I think it was you Luke you didn't hit any of my balls either and John was complaining

the third the third of the triforce of stack. You were not rounders pitching in the spirit of the event. You were pitching really low and really fast. I was pitching

the right height and really fast because I didn't want you to hit it. I didn't want you people to hit it. I got a home run but we still lost.

But then we won the five-a-side football so I was happy with that. You certainly did, yeah. I mean, what do you think? We were down a player to be fair because Temi Buster,, so I was happy with that. You certainly did, yeah. Yeah. I mean, what do you think? We were down a player, to be fair, because Temi bust a ankle. I was kind of a little bit annoyed

that you weren't annoyed with me for being too competitive. Because normally you get really annoyed with me for that. I think you've... I think you've... I think you... I think we both... We're two boys with bad knees.

Yeah. We weren't enjoying ourselves. Bad knees still saw that. We weren't enjoying ourselves at all. Yeah. So I think we... I think we both... We both understood our limitations. You're making out that I've chilled out a little bit. I think we I think we both we both understood

our limitations you're making I've chilled out a little bit I've fucking had a noise with shit you've lost

your fire mate absolutely a noise with shit it's absolutely outrageous but it was really a day for the

young'uns wasn't it it was they were like come on grandad you come on and absolutely pick up the bill

in the pub after but it ain't about you. We did all right in the darts. We played a bit of darts as well. Oh, last time we told our Luke and Pete show family that we came last in the darts last time. I actually came fourth this time. Well, there you go.

Well done. You're very happy with it. Top half. I upset my darts partner by throwing my darts from the other side of the room. Yeah, you always have to do something different. You always have to try and make things, make it so that the rules don't apply to you. Yeah, but if it happens, something different. You always have to try and make it so

that the rules don't apply to you. Yeah, but if it happens, fuck me, it's going to be good. Why are you covered in paint today, by the way?

What are you talking about? You're covered in white paint. Stay away from my shed. I pick a fence, like the Forth

Bridge. I've built... I think regular listeners of this show will feel like you've been painting that fence for quite a long time now.

Because I did one court and then it bloody rained all bloody week. So then I had to... And also, I had to cut up a load of wood. I had to find the wood to replace the slats that are broken. And I had to make it look exactly the same as the other slats. I had to paint them up. I've done an alright job. I tell you what.

I tell you what other particular thing I flirted with over the weekend, bit of cement. I mixed cement for the first time, Luke. Okay. Talk us through the process. Oh, that hardens very quickly, doesn't it? On a warm day. So what did you do?

I had like two seconds and it was hard. I was like, oh, fuck! I've fucked another bucket. So basically I had this bucket, I was mixing it in and it would just harden and I go, oh, fuck! I fucked it again.

How do you stop cement hardening? You keep it mixed, that's what cement mixers are for, aren't they? You just keep it, the cement just keeps mixing it and it never solidifies. But yeah,

you've got to keep that shit moving otherwise that cement ain't fucking going anywhere. It was amazing. I was like, I've never dicked around with cement before. It was really fun.

What were you doing it for? I was fixing a paving slab you killed a man I've done a Beth Jordash yeah I've er I was

the paving outside the back was erm it was buggered so er it kept lifting up because the fucking ants have been at it bloody ants have been at it Luke

that's some ants I've been digging around I've been digging around in there I swear so that went up so I glued glued that down I've been digging around in there I swear so that went up so I glued glued that down with cement

and also I fixed a fence post to the floor and it just all went it all went as expected but I'm just very surprised how quick and how

how burning I forget it's quite strong alkali isn't it yeah it's a little good for you burn your hand no

it was all over my hands so you've you've stepped up the DIY to cement now. Cement boy. Did you go to the harbour store and buy all the powder and all the stuff you need? No, I literally just bought one for the boys who don't know what they're doing that costs ten times the amount of normal cement.

Because you need sand and stuff. Basically, it's just a cement that's in a big bucket. You've got these two bags, and you just sling them on. A bigger boy would never use that, would they? No. God, no, they'd mix their own. Yeah.

Maybe that's the next step for you. So, fair enough, you've been painting a fence. Why is the paint still all over you? I tried rubbing it off with white spirit, whatever. I hit a little burpy there. Whenever I say white spirit, the white spirit comes out of you. It's those fucking pink pickled onions. When did you actually paint the fence?

I did a bit of touching up, so to speak, yesterday. So you just thought to yourself, fuck it, I'll just go out covered in paint. What do you want me to do? Get in the shower? I tried. It doesn't look cool. I want me to do? Get in the shower? I ate a film. I tried. It didn't come off.

It's not flexing your bicep. It doesn't look cool. You flexed your bicep. I'm trying to break the paint off. Break the paint off your bicep by flexing. I ate a film with Finn earlier, and he didn't have an end for the video. I went, I've got an end for your video.

I'm clearly covered in paint. I'll explain why I'm covered in paint. Do you know how much of a grafter Finn is, by the way? Yeah, he is. 3 a.m., wasn't it? Sunday night he worked till 3 a.m. because of the lionesses. And he was back in the office at 8 on Monday morning.

Well, he got me in early and he didn't have stuff ready. I was like, I've got stuff ready. But I didn't realise he'd finished at 3 in the morning. I mean, Finn, that is ridiculous, mate. I'm so sorry I had a little pop it in first thing as well

and then he kind of mumbled something and I was like oh what time did you finish up last night three oh sorry mate I didn't realise

Finn's a bit of me yeah he's a bit of a silly boy and it's very unsatisfying he's just he's quite hapless you tell him off

for being late for stuff I don't tell him off for being late for stuff. I tell him off for being... He's not here to defend himself. Right, okay, fine. But he isn't... Let me just put this away. He's a brilliant, brilliant person.

He's the best. But he's not the most organised. Right. And you tell him off last week before the sports day. I was like, Oh, my boy. I was like, Yes, my boy. Listen, Finn, you keep keep this up we'll get him in that early grave

no because there's a running there's a running trope where he's always he always got a catchphrase which is yeah yeah you go ahead i'll catch you up he's never quite finished anyway let's take a break when we come back we're gonna do an email about grave robbery and it's nothing to do with Finn. I'll be right with you. Oh, we're back with the Luke and Pete show and it's about this time on the old Luke and Pete show we do a couple of emails here and there.

When can we bother? We don't always do it. And I think a lot of the charm, a lot of the quote unquote charm about this show is that people listening generally just don't know what's going to happen

and where we're going to do stuff. Sometimes we'll say an email, we'll think of something else, and we won't ever go back to it. And then you get to stick online for it. And it's like, just enjoy it, guys. That's true. Why does everything have to be so regulated?

Why does everything have to be so traditional? Chill out, dude. You're talking to two people who were told they'd never have a career in broadcasting because they weren't good enough. When they were broadcasting. Yeah, this is after we were actually doing it.

So anyway, do you want to read the email or do I want to? You get it out, yeah. I'll react. Did you read up the email address or not bother? Yeah, hello at lucanpeachshow.com. You can also get in touch at lucanpeachshow on the Twitter.

Yeah. And Instagram. Yeah. So this is about grave robbery and it's from Chris who says, Hello, Luke and Pete. Hello, the Luke and the Pete.

Your recent email from a police officer got me thinking about the weirdest case I've been involved with. Whenever a police officer emails in, we always get a load of follow-ups. People are interested in that. That's true, yeah. Do you remember the bread toilet thing, for example?

Oh, yeah. Wiping the toilet with the bread. Yeah. So Chris says, I'm a detective working for the Victoria Police in Melbourne, Australia. Or as they call it over there, Stryer. And I've been on the force for a little over a decade.

The standard of crimes we investigate are things like burglaries, robberies and assaults. Earlier this year, however, we had a series of grave robberies from the local cemetery in which the offender broke into a number of crypts, forced open the coffin. Crypt in the crypts. and stole human heads. Oh, we don't like that. For what purpose, I have no idea. Even the most experienced officers on the force

had never heard of such a crime being committed in living memory. The case is still before the court, so I can't go into too much detail beyond what's already been released to the media. But thankfully, we were able to solve the case and recover their heads I'd love to know what other weird

and wonderful crimes your listeners have been involved in also I found a pair of full wind batteries in my baby's portable white noise maker doubt they're a new player

but I don't recall hearing about them before well you're not going to hear about that today Chris because we did it on a Thursday so if you want to re-email in

you're welcome to otherwise we will not be checking them Pete what do you think inspires someone to go into a crypt and go after those sweet heads? Yeah. You've got to really want a head, haven't you?

You've got to really want them heads. It reminds me of, what was that? Was it a journalist or something who died in the 80s and he had his legs stolen and they got replaced with pipes? Do you remember? No! Because I don't remember because that never happened.

It did. They got replaced by pipes. Do you remember the journalist in the 80s who died, got his legs stolen and they replaced him with pipes? Oh my God, I'm trying to remember.

It doesn't even make any fucking sense. It does make sense. There's no point to the story. It does make sense. Oh, nuts. I can't remember the bloody... Oh, never mind. So what I'd be interested to know,

to the extent that I am actually interested in this story, is that if you're going into a crib... Alistair Cooke. Right. Captain of England Cricket. No. He's a British-American writer. Right.

He did Letters from America. I want to hear the story because almost certainly the actual story is going to be ever so slightly different and it's going to make sense to be ever so slightly different. They're going to make sense. All right. To what you remember.

Yeah. Go on. In 2005, the New York Daily News reported that the first of all, in the 80s, you said, well, that was what it was reported. When did he die? 2004. All right. He died in 1995. That's decent.

Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Decent. Decent. Decent. Good. Yeah.

That's decent. Oh, no, yeah. Decent, decent, decent. Good. Yeah. The New York Daily News reported that the bones of Cook and many other people, I mean, this guy's super famous. Right. Many of the people have been surgically removed before cremation

by employees of Biomedical Tissue Services of Fort Lee, New Jersey, a tissue recovery firm. The thieves sold the bones for use as medical grade bone grafts. And, I mean, it's a high risk player because the cancer from which Cook actually died from had spread through his bones. So, like, there's no shit. Just my luck. But they got replaced with pipes.

I can only apologise, Peter. You've remembered the story properly and it's actually proven to have happened. You were 25 years out? Modern day grave robbery. Yeah. Amazing. That's basically how a lot of surgical developments and improvements were made, isn't it? Back in the day, yeah. I mean, back in the day, though.

1800s and stuff. Yeah, 1800s. I mean, it's still part... People have donated their body for science. Yeah. Or basically robbed graves and given them away well my mum and dad were they said they were

down on the list for to be given to like Newcastle University and then they they took themselves off because it would be too much of a pain

for me and my sister they're just constantly they're worried about how much stuff is in the loft because when they die it's like to be honest I'm not mum I'm not you about how much stuff is in the loft. It's like, to be honest, I'm not, mum, I'm not, you're not going to be in the back of the Fiat.

Someone will come and pick you up from the place to where they're supposed to be picked up from. Well, it's just a normal conversation with your mum, isn't it? Just a normal Donaldson family conversation. So you're in a row because your mum wants to donate her body to medical science. And you said, I'm happy with that. It's no problem. And she said, no, it'd probably. It's no problem. And she said,

no, it'd probably be a hassle for you. Yeah. And what did you do then? Sit down and have your dinner? Yeah, just had me born. Is that a conversation normal families have?

Well, it's just, it would have been a nice thing for them to do, but they just, it's too much fucking, too much fucking admin. I was like, you'll be dead.

Don't worry about it. You know what? I'll probably need somebody to distract myself. They are demented. What, you're going to drive your dead mother? I think probably need somebody to distract myself. They are demented, those two. Are you going to drive your dead mother to the... I think they need to go home. I think we need to have a conversation.

I think they need to go. I think they need to go. Because they just rub themselves up the wrong... They spend their days just rubbing themselves up the wrong way. So you responded by saying, presumably because you'll be grief stricken because your mother's passed away Yeah.

It would be better to have something to do but what you mean stick your mum in the back of the Fiat 500 and drive her to Newcastle University. Who knows if Wordle's

still going to be there. It doesn't work like that. You can't just walk into the reception of a dead person and go they wanted to be here. That's my point.

I'm not going to be doing the admin are they? I'll just sign a form someone will come round the clipboard and they'll have them in the van. They'll have them in the refrigerated van. And you'll go, right, all I've got to do now is sort out the attic.

I'll just do this. I'll just go, sort out the attic. Right, that's done. But what would you do for the service? What? What would you do about the service? I'll go, oh, I've gone in the wrong order. She's already gone.

I don't know. What do you mean for the service? Use some pipes. Sing a song. Sing a song sing a song I'll make I'll make my own papier-mâché mum I don't feel comfortable

talking about this because I really like your mum she's really lovely and I feel like you've got the room which to comment on this because she's your mum but I don't feel like

I have the permission the floor is open for you to criticise my mum for some reason what's in her attic what's in the attic I don't know because you know what

my mum does as a tactic really attic. Right. Because hers is exactly the same. And what happens is when she knows I'm coming for the weekend

she'll get some shit down from the attic. But you know what's worse than that? She'll just put it in my car. She'll put it in the boot of the car.

Yeah. So I won't know until I've got back. I'll just put this stuff in. By the way, it'll be done like this last time you came you left a t-shirt here okay so i've washed it for you and i've put it in that bag all right i'll go and

put it in the car for you the bag is like one of those fucking hippo bags right outside of your house when you're having the building work done and it's full of shit absolutely full of stuff and then if that doesn't work she'll do the old I'm probably just going to chuck all this away I'm like mum don't do that because it might be some memories in there and I haven't got time to look at it now it's in the attic that's what the attic's for

copies of Razzle yeah could be you never know could be anyway Peter anyway that's it

Peter anyway let's get out of here let's just get going because I don't really like the idea of you talking about your parents passing away and all that kind of stuff I don't like it either but it's something we'll

have to deal with. Yeah. We'll all have to deal with it at some point. Me and you. We're going to have to deal with the bodies. Which of us do you

think will die first? It's going to be me isn't it? Why? Asthma. You've seen that? What? That's fine though isn't

it? Put pressure on that isn't it? I'm older than you as well. That's true yeah. Why don't we do a Twitter poll? We're both older than you as well that's true yeah why don't we do a Twitter poll we're both from very

shitty areas it's true so that you know life expectancy and all that yeah you have more ailments than me though

I do I have more things to I think yours deaf by a thousand cuts I've clearly I was I was doing it

I can't sing certain notes I think we were talking about this before yeah every body by by Backstreet's back Backstreet Boys clearly I was sort of doing I can't sing certain notes I think we were talking about this before Every Bardi by Backstreet Boys Oh the rock your body Yeah there's a certain

note that I can never hit Did you used to be able to hit it? Yeah So you've got a bit of a raw plant going on I've got a polyp It's clearly I've got a polyp

No it's just because your vocal cords change as you get older No no no I can do the note above I can do the note below It's a polyp Show us this then I can't You can't above I can do the nought below it's a polyp show us this then

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a lot of the time so I should really look into it and Sarah's like you should look into it like I had a polyp you know I got treated for it

it was fixed all good lovely stuff that sounds like a polyp I was like Sarah I've got a very long list and that is that's very much in there that would be be nice, wouldn't it, Colin?

Sorry, you just said you make your money from your voice a lot of the time. How else are you making money? There's nothing else you do. I was going to do a very erotic little... Building fences. DIY, yeah. Reselling IPTV on the internet. No, I don't know.

You make all your money from that beautiful voice yeah I know that beautiful northeastern little it's not quite Newcastle is it I wish

I wish it was just that though wasn't it it's not just a Geordie meetings and stuff what I'm saying is if you had a proper Geordie accent right

I think you'd make more money I think you'd have made more money from voiceovers because of the Big Brother thing he's from Billingham you said also with him you said no one actually talks like that. He puts a silly voice on. So do you when you're doing your voiceovers.

No, I don't. I just express myself. I don't sort of up my accent, do I? I just sort of go, hello, here's the information. I'm not embarrassed by me giving you that information because a lot of people when they do voiceovers, they mumble through because they're a bit scared to emote. Okay, say in your normal voice,

hello, here's some information. Hello, here's some information. Now do it as your voiceover voice. Hello, here's some information. Yeah, exactly. But I'm not upping my accent, am I? I don't think people listening know there's so much difference between voiceover stuff and normal stuff.

Yeah, because some people are just embarrassed at selling information, and I don't think you should be. We're literally in the information business. We're literally in the information business. Fucking Tony Robbins. I'm Alistair Cook. We legs are pipes. We legs are pipes.

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