The Luke and Pete Show - Prison Hooch

Episode Date: October 12, 2026

Ever broken into the lead singer of Silverchair's house, stolen a skateboard and gone riding down the street beer in hand after the greatest success of your career? We kick things off with one of the best post-game celebration sessions you'll ever see.Plus, Pete inadvertently gets made to look like a fervent Ed Sheeran supporter while his own story gets corrected by a listener, and we unveil the "best" recipe for prison hooch. Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: [e-mail]. The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the look of a page show. Welcome to The Look at a Beach show. Hello, The Look at Beach Show. Yes. The, the, the, did you tell you about the, um, the, is it Bill Nye? No, Bill Nye's a science guy, isn't he? Yes, he is, yeah. Who's the guy who was in the boat that rocked, who's always walking around Soho

and waiting until someone recognises himself? Bill Nye. Bill Nye. Is it Bill Nye? Bill Nye. Who's the science guy? Bill Nye. but it's N-Y-E.

He's N... Like New Year's Eve. No, Bill, yeah. Right. Bill Nye is N-I-G-H-Y. Right, Bill Nye then. British actor. British actor.

Bill Nye, he won a podcast award. And it said so on the BBC. And then I went through the piece. And it's just this... We always say this every year, the old podcast awards. It's very much the same people every time. Well, first of all... We've stopped using...

We've stopped doing it. it. I went on a rant about it, didn't I? You did it go on a rant on it. We stopped paying the money to be open to awards because we genuinely don't believe in them. We've won some big ones though. We have won some big ones. But the best health and well-being podcast,

Pete Wicks. Best interview podcast, Pete Wicks. Yeah. It's just best network, the BBC World Service. I'll go on record right now for the two reasons I think the British podcast awards are a joke. Do you want to hear it? Yeah. You're going to get upset.

The best barb podcast, Peter Crouch. Yeah. I mean, so this is going to get you in trouble with some of your industry friends. So, suck up. I don't have any of the industry friends. You should do? Because you've, you upset them all. Basically, I think that it is ridiculous that the person who set up the British podcast

awards also runs Fun Kids Radio, which no one listens to and has absolutely no audience whatsoever, but it's the most nominated British podcast award show outside of the BBC in history. Is that technically true, just for legal purposes? It's my personal view. We're in a post-truth world.

It was true at the time when I looked it up. Podcasts, I don't have any money to sue. And the second, and the second point is that I was at a award show once and I didn't like anyone there. Right. Because that's who he can't right.

With the exception of Tom Wally. Yeah. One of the winners, the thing that gets me is the things that win are just someone who's got a career. It's a famous person, but it's still someone that you could probably see in a modest comedy club doing some, you know, work in progress material. So you're Alan Carr's and stuff. Big name in Britain. But he won a couple, I think.

He does a wine podcast that he started in 2025. and he has produced... The people who run podcast awards... 40 odd episodes in three years. Exactly, because he's busy doing other work. Exactly. Be honest. The people who organise award ceremonies

and the industry events are people who don't make shows. They can't make shows. They're not good producers, they're not good presenters, they're not creative people. And that's why it annoys me. The reason why...

Also, another reason why we started doing it is because I was part of the judging panels and we'd frequently get to the point where we had to judge stuff and people haven't listened to half the shows. Yeah. Or had got their assistants to listen to the shows and produce reports. And it'll be done by A&A.

It'll be a lot of it. I've never been asked to judge anything. Right. Make of that what you will. You'll do it for free. I've got a, I won't do it. Do you get paid? No.

Yeah. God, no. I've got, do you want to hear a funny story I heard about today? Yeah. So did you hear that it was the NRL grand final this week? Talk Rockers Live, not all request live. What is the NRAROWS, the National Rugby League in Australia.

It's a big deal. Okay, right. It's a big deal. Okay. So it's like the FA Cup final. Yeah. For ease of translation. And A team won it.

A team didn't win it. I think it was a Newcastle of Knights, I want to say. Newcastle is a town in Australia. Not to be confused with the one in the northeast of England. When they won it in 1997, they had two amazing players. One called Andrew Johns and one called Matty Johns. And because they're also. Australian and athletes.

Yeah. And they just won a big trophy. What do you think they did? Had a good time? Got pissed. Got pissed. Yeah, got really pissed. So they're out on the piss all night.

Halfway through the night out, the wee small hours, one of these guys decides that they need a bit of bit of entertainment, right? They're fed up of this stuff. And there's a really famous photo,

actually, as the sun rises the next day, of Andrew Johns, who's the best player in this team. skateboarding down a big hill with his top off with a can of her in his hand and a red and blue bowler hat on lovely it's a great photo but few hours before that they decided needed a little bit of entertainment right so who was the biggest band in Australia in 1997 powder finger really good guess right adjacent right

silver chair silver chair you forget there Ozzie's not you so they both just broke into the 16 year old lead singer Silver Chairs house In the middle of the night I guess because they just knew where he lived Right And his mum He still lived with his mum Yeah 16

And his mum woke up to him His mum woke up to two Of the biggest sport stars in Australia Break into a house Trying to ask if her son Would come out and play some music for them So I was thinking of equivalence The equivalence would probably be

Cairan and Bellingham Yeah Going on a tear Winning the World Cup Break into Ed Sheeran's house Yeah Can't say Ed Sheeran these days can you I'll tell you what, we'll comment

to that, but we'll remind me about Ed Shearan. Breaking into Lewis Capaldi's house. He's Scottish, isn't he? Scottish, yeah, he wouldn't be he wouldn't want to get involved. Tantily of like an English... No, but it'd have to be like the biggest,

what's the biggest British act? Oasis. Liam Gallagher's house. And I don't think, he'd give him a short shrift. Yeah, like when he kept calling up John Bon Jovi. You heard that story? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What were you going to say about Ed Shearin?

I've got to hear this. How good does Daniel John's look, though, Silver Shearing? Back in the day, though, handsome boy. He's so young. Yeah, handsome boy. So young. Yeah, Chris Broad, Broad Japan, he's,

every year he'll do a cycle ride, like a kind of cycling warm place to another and, you know. Isn't that every cycling ride? Checking in, yes, I guess so, checking in different towns and cities along the way and stuff. You know, it's all good stuff. All good YouTube stuff. And I can't join him on this on this winter,

but. Because of your lungs. no I'm quite quite good at cycling actually because of because of I can't get away with it with stuff got to do because you spend all your time going to piss ups in European cities

and that's what you mean so obviously you only get a certain amount of leisure time to yourself when you're right and you're spending all yours well that would technically work but yes I agree that's that's the point but I the one I went on I went on one in 2018 much thinner man back

How long is the cycle generally in miles? Oh, I don't know. I only joined it for a couple of legs. So I did Kyoto, Osaka, Corby. The best three, to be honest. How many miles was that roughly? I don't know. And we didn't cycle all of it anyway.

Right. So there's a little bit of smoke of mirrors there. It's quite a confusing story. Right. So he did 24 episodes across the cycle with different people. Yeah. And he, this last week, he, put together in association

with being helped by his editor, David, they put together basically a mega episode of all of the episodes that were like 20, 30 minutes long each into one big episodes. So it's six hours long. Right. Just the whole journey you know, upgraded to 4K and you know, on YouTube. Yeah, and some like deleted scenes and stuff.

And when it comes to introducing me in, on the first episode, I say, Big Donaldson is an absolute radio DJ. He's cut to me on the red carpet with Ed Shearan, smiling away. I was like, absolute stress. Come on, guys. That's amazing. At least watch it before you put it up there.

Six hours, seven minutes. Six hours, seven minutes. What a mission. It's got 500K views. What a beast. Yeah, it's chunky. It's chunky. He's so big on YouTube, eh?

Yeah. What's your overall thoughts about Ed Shearan? Oh, we already talked about it, didn't we? We've done it already. How's it progressed since then? It probably hasn't really progressed, does it since then? No, I think he sort of kicked his head down. I saw Zach Bryant went out and did the signet, didn't he?

Who's that now? Country singer, massive. Oh, yeah, he was support. Wasn't he supporting them? And then he wore a shirt or something. I mean, he went on and did the show in the exact same venue. That's right. He did, yes.

You can do what you want, fuck you. Yeah, yeah, nice. Yeah. Which I thought was pleasing to show that the artists do actually have the power. Yeah. And they only claimed not to have the power when it suits them. So there we go. My hands are tied.

But it doesn't matter because, because, because AI is going to solve all music. It is, yeah. Isn't that funny the way they say that? I chose that word on purpose because that's the wording I saw used by several people in this space talking about music.

They're going to solve music. Like it's a puzzle. Well, you won't need music. It's going to be solved. Yeah. The problem. What you'll be able to do. The problem of expressing yourself musically.

Yeah, yeah. What you'll be able to do is you're going to wake up in the morning and say to your AI, I feel like listening to some grindcore music today. And they'll just do it for you. Just make it some music, yeah. Because that's a problem is.

That's what music is. I imagine recording artists are quaking in their boots about them. There's a, I mean, imagine like, because I've seen people talk, like, on Twitter and stuff, always Twitter, talking about, yeah, I listen to AI music all the time.

Like, if I'm feeling this, I can, if I don't like the way a song's going, I can, you know, modify it and change it to the way that I'm you're demented. You're not even a human anymore. You're applying, you're applying ideals to a complete category error. It doesn't fit. No.

The whole point, the whole point of any art is the relationship between the artist and the audience. Yeah. So the idea of being, shouldn't have to, oh, by the way, shouldn't have to say this, but just for the record. It's like explain to babies what a thing is. Yeah, exactly, yeah. But the reason that some people might respond, I don't know, to like a Nick Cave song, is because he is someone who's probably experienced,

I don't know, heartbreak or loss or love. And he's very skilled, whatever you think about him, very skilled, articulating that as an artist. The same way people respond to a great painting they like or a great visual artist. It's because of their experiences, they're able to communicate them with an audience

through their art. A robot can't do that. And AI has never been in a world. in love. AI's never lost a family member. I find it very confusing. I occasionally see things

pop up on Instagram with people who are like, oh, I, first of all, tell me if you think this is real or not, because I might just be being taken in here. But sometimes you'll see a guy, what's the same to a guy, American, vaguely West Coast, affluent,

looks like the kind of guy who always smiles, but is secretly very sad. He'll post something on Instagram saying, I proposed to my girlfriend. And of course, I use my chatbot to help me. And details the project. Yeah, because you're the chatbot guy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Details the process. Do you think they're actually doing that? Yeah, yeah. It's a psychosis to it, isn't there? Yeah. Has to be. Has to be. Has to be.

Some people are now getting so far kind of intertwined in their lives. Like I said to you, that episode of while back I listened to on the BBC about it, about these quite otherwise quite intelligent, perfectly rounded people like losing their minds yeah because they're just there to they've just got someone to talk to I suppose aren't they and people are I guess by their very nature

quite lonely and what and so what I also find super confusing about it is so there is presumably unless I miss something there's no need for an AI or a large language model whatever it would be there's no need for it to look and sound

and have the idiosyncrasies of a human being, yeah. Well, no, I guess not, no. So why are they doing that? Um, I was speaking... Well, just because idiots like it, I suppose. So I was speaking to a heart surgeon last week. Why was that allowed? What do you mean?

I just think it's a waste of his or her time. I paid him. Oh, right, okay. A surgeon? Well, he's a consultant cardiologist who does do surgery as well, I think. Right, okay. I mean, I can rephrase it if you like. A consultant cardiologist.

Sorry, I forgot about your heavy medical credentials. I'm important to... Unless he's got blood on this shirt. My check had passed at dealing with medical professionals on this show. But he was saying he's got this AI business which is absolutely amazing at interpreting heart scans. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you'll say, for example, I don't want to compromise the guy.

Is it scans on the rhythm stuff, the EKG stuff, right? All of it. All of it. So it'll be like, the example he gave to me was, say you're in a third world country and the equipment they've got to scan a heart or to take a reading whatever is old. Yeah. And so therefore it's slightly...

The data is not as detailed. Sure. So the scan might not be very clear or whatever. He says the AI is amazing at interpreting it, right? It's an amazing... It's exactly the sort of thing it should be used of. Right. Exactly.

So if these AI fucking weirdos who, concentrated on something that could actually further. Here's 15 ways is going to make our lives better and we'll stick to that for now see how we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's not, is it?

It's like, there's things they come out with, man. Do you know what you can get? You can get to do all your restaurant reservations for the rest of the year. What? Yeah. What do you mean? Yeah.

I don't know what you mean by that. Cost of living crisis, no one's booking a fucking restaurant. Also, I just go on the internet and say this is where I want to go and when? Yeah. Or I go on to Google and say, what's a good restaurant in this area?

But they, because they're all... You're inventing things I don't need to exist. They're inventing people. They're inventing things that will replace their own assistance. You know what I mean? That's the thing. Oh, fucking Sophie's a bit shit. Or Stephen's a bit bollocks.

I wish they could book my resin, my fucking, you know, send flowers to my fucking wife. All of these jobs are just stuff that they do. Their wives have left them. What about that little Facebook meta, little Tamagocchi? I've not seen whatever.

Zookabur's doing a big keynote about that. It's just the muse thing. Who's it for? Yeah, who's it for? Who's it for? If you're telling me that Croatia didn't play England in the World Cup, like it still said data, isn't it? That's stuck in your craw, hasn't it?

Well, you know, we'll recall this a few days in advance, but I basically googled, give me a match report for Croatia, England, and it just said they didn't play children in the World Cup. It's like, that's what we're throwing all our money at. That's what we're cutting down rainforests for. This, muck. This bollocks.

That said, though, somebody did put Mario and Halo with AI assisted decompilation. I'd like to see that. There was a, for the longest time, emulation, very hard to do.

Making one computer think like a PlayStation or think like a Nintendo, think like a Dreamcast or whatever. I mean, I had COVID, I had a, I got a N-64 emulator on my MacBook and I played Gold and I. Exactly. So at that point,

if you talk about MacBooks and N-64s, they're kind of there, But if say for, I remember playing on a PC 486 and N64 emulator, and it was very slow. 486, that's an old model. It's an old model, but it was very slow. Might have been a cellar on. I can't remember. But it was very, very, very, very slow.

And historically, making these kind of emulators work is really difficult. And frequently, they fall foul of a couple of copyrights infringement because you have to occasionally use the firmware from the, you know, piece of hardware that you're pretending to be. But AI has absolutely put a rocket, a rocket up emulation this week. It seems to have come out of nowhere. People are taking video games

that were written for the PlayStation or the Nintendo's or whatever, and they are decompiling them, and they are recompiling them in a computer native form in that. I can play, say, for example, golden eye on my machine, but it's not pretending to be an N64 It's not pretending to be another machine It's just rewritten it for that format And it's just, and that's such much faster

That's amazing And running concurrently that There is also a lot of emulation stuff Like the PlayStation 5 We've only got to the point where we are Kind of emulating the PlayStation 4 properly And it's 2026 and it's been dead for 10 years And you're only at that point now

Where it's starting to work But AI is supercharged this whole thing And where it used to be Just a couple of blocks and usually bogs to the greatest to respect to other people in their bedrooms

just sort of going recording away and you know coming up to you know games getting into the title screen and die in and then just trying to get

further and further and writing specific video game specific chord to make the thing not need it anymore not need anymore AI's doing the fucking lot and I

and there's a lot lost for me but I do sort of think it is it's almost taking in that aspect it is kind of taking the power back a little bit

because PlayStation famously this month said that we're not going to be releasing any CDs anymore, like DVDs anymore, it's all going to be downloadable, you are going to own nothing and like it kind of vibes and now a lot of these AIs have basically taking control of, you know, that

immunation scene. So there's a little bit of me that goes, you know what, that part of it is kind of okay, but it does lose some of the magic somewhere around there. But should it be directing films? Yeah, because they're all great. They're all absolutely smashing. You see that on X sometimes, don't you? Like,

Holly would have shook by the This took two days Start to finish It was like I think some woman Had done a Don a film This is the first

Female directed AI film And you watch it It's still shit It's still shite Because it's an expression Of art Still

Which shit By its own Definition Has to be between human beings There is no such thing As AI art There's no such thing as it No

You can use it As a term What you like It is meaningless You put all of our stuff In a washing machine And you're just Pulling out

Glu and flex Exactly, because whether it's someone in the cave, 40,000 years ago, or Christopher Nolan now, it is about human beings expressing themselves. That's basically what it is. And if you think that AI can do art, it's almost certainly because you've got no friends.

Yeah. Isn't it? You watch it and you do so, you see people using it. Or maybe when you first start pissing about with it. Like, it'll probably surprise you to learn I've never made a AI bit of like moving footage. I don't think.

I might have pissed about with some translations of the ramble, like about five years ago. Like, you could make your mouth move like you're saying the words in like Chinese. It's a good idea. She's definitely that. Just things that Marcus says in different languages, disgusting. But I've never sort of typed into a fucking machine.

Give me a video of, you know, fucking me, you know, riding a camel around. Do you know what I mean? I've never done that. So I've never, maybe I've just never felt the magic. Maybe I need to get involved in doing the... Have you seen the two rappers? The two rappers one that's doing the rounds? Yeah, that's kind of...

I thought it was actually Gordon Ramsey and... It looks good. Because I... Bless you. Thank you. I think I saw two boxes at the first time I saw it. I was, oh, all right, that's pretty good. Yeah.

But it's actually... It's gotten better on it. It's like that, uh, that Glastonbury, that rapper coming out of Glassonbury and doing the dance and stuff. And about three years ago, that was the height of everything, wasn't it? I don't remember that one.

I can't remember which rapper it was coming out of Glass. You follow him from backstage at Glastonbury, and he comes out and he does like a very specific dance. And for the longest time, people were used, put in celebrities at that situation. Oh, right. Do you remember the Will Smith eating spaghetti one? Yeah, exactly.

The Will Smith eat spaghetti one's good, isn't it? Yeah. Just Will Smith happy with that. The other thing I would say is, by the way, we everyone was talking about the morality of it, which is the idea that the way it works is by scraping and taking a load of shit without permission that no one said they can do

to actually exist in the first place. Reddit have closed their API. They're going to be closing their API. Because of it? Yeah. Because they don't want to be scrapped. Hmm. Interesting. Because I understand that there's an attitude

which maybe prevails, which is that what's going to happen anyway, you can't unring a bell. So you might just just fucking get with the program rather than try and fight and hold back the tide. But I do think, you know, if you're not careful, you can sit at about everything. I mean, I don't want to draw the comparison because you feel like you've lost the argument.

But, you know, there's probably a lot of people saying that in totalitarian regimes, what's happening anyway. So, you know, you might as well just cut your cloth accordingly. But you don't think the quality, you know, the, not authenticity, but the realism will up and the quality of the actual, you know, pound-for-pound AI videos, video games, art in inverted commas will get better and better and better,

and it will be indistinguishable from art. but the stuff made by real human beings that that will be on a financial level more valuable if that makes sense. Yeah, I don't... Because you... Yeah, I understand that argument. I walk past 15 AI flyers every time I walk past something

and I was like, you know what? You can see them, yeah. You can see them. And, you know, they'll get better and stuff, but I do sort of think that almost being able to use Photoshop in the next three years will be, A, quaint, B, it'll be a thing that, nobody really knows how to, you know, how to fundamentally work with. And I am super-

because they don't need to, maybe, I don't know. I am sympathetic to put to part of that idea. Like desktop publishing or something, I know. But if you're running, if you're running the business, we haven't got any money. And you think, well, I can't afford to give a graphic designer two days work. I can whack this out in five seconds.

Yeah. I get it. But where it falls down is, like, pub chain's doing it. Well, that's the problem. Sending it to a designer who will AI it. Do you know what I mean? It's like, it's like the, I always find it,

are the gym bros, the gym bros who'd be like, oh, you know, fucking Claude can give you a workout for the next year and do it in 10 seconds. So, well, aren't you supposed to be like personal trainers, aren't they your friends? Like, aren't you supposed to be like... Oh, what, do you reckon?

It's like a social thing as well. Well, no, I just think that like, if your big thing, if your big brand identity is I'm this tech guy, but I also love being pumped up, yeah. Should you not be, not... You shouldn't be doing gym, personal trainers out of job, should you?

no yeah it's true actually if you want people to be sort of fit there are so many things about AI that are designed around not wanting to preclude people or stop people from having to talk to human beings you think I'd be more on board with it

I thought that I was surprised actually when you first came out against it because but you're also a bit of an artist at heart I think that's the problem I think also I took a picture of you with a little Luke looking over the time I know you're doing it that's why I'm in the middle of a show as well

that's how much I know I know you But I think the problem's going to come when governments aren't strong enough to pass legislation which says stuff like every album, track, movie, piece of art, whatever, has to be marked as AI generated. Eventually the AI lobby will fucking get that overturned. They'll get rid of that sort of telltale hum as well.

And we'll never know. Yeah. Because even on X now, you have to... There's always a little disclaimer that says, a little watermark or something. That's not going to be there forever. Yeah, but you said that.

Do you not see Donald Trump and all of the AI bras in the White House last week? They were getting things done. They were providing a framework for safeguarding the future of AI eating itself. The problem is, I would definitely say this about Zuckerberg and Musk. I'm not sure about some of the others.

They just need friends. All they want, they don't realize it, but all they want is a genuine friendship with another human being and they're never going to get it. A genuine connection. Yeah. Or someone to sincerely laugh

at one of their jokes. Take their cat away. I'll just take it to. Yeah, not in the way that like poorly Walnuts laughs at Tony Sopranos joke because he has to because he's the boss.

Like, they just want to be loved and this is, they could end the world as we know it because their dad didn't give him a hug. Yeah. You know, my dad's just mad old fucking racist. I wouldn't want to hug that man to me.

No, mad old, like a racist guy. You know, it's frightening, mental. Yeah. Anyway, I hope, I do sometimes, worry about the world that we're bringing our children into, Peter. Honestly, if you've got a three-year-old, I'll work a week to do you?

That's the issue, isn't it? That is the issue, isn't it? That is the issue, man. When someone says, do you not worried about, you know, your son getting his first cut? Not really. No. I just wanted to stop shitting his parents. That's the dream.

Scared of my ambition, right? Right, before we go, let's do a quick email. Just do it. Oh, this is from Richard. This is a classic, Ricky Dickie Dickie, Tricky. Yeah, Richard, Richard, Dickie Bell. Dickie Bell, Dibee Bell, DB, Delta Bravo. he says Pete recently

retold a classic Luke and Pete show tell about his dad filtering metal polish through bread to make drinkable alcohol. Okay, yeah, yeah. Do you remember that? Yeah, I do remember that. It's one of my dad's classics.

I believe this was an interview Pete did with his dad which was broadcast on the show. He actually confirmed the polish was filtered through socks, not bread. Oh, no, he definitely told me a lot of bread. He definitely told me a load of bread.

Apparently, it didn't work anyway. Right. According to Richard. Oh, no, I did. It didn't work anyway. So, I would love to see you, Peter. Drinking metal polish. I bet you would.

First and foremost. You're dirty old. Apology cabin. Get the old, try brewing your own alcohol. Can't believe you haven't done that already. No, I've made a cake in the weekend. Did you?

Okay, what was it? What kind of cake? Chocolate cake with a ganache. Any good? It's just a posh person's way of saying icing, isn't it? I guess so. I'm not a cake guy, so I couldn't tell you

where it stacks up. Did you try some? I did try some, but... Did you enjoy it? No, I hate a cake. Rubbish. You don't like any cake? I like cakes that aren't cakes.

By what? urinal cake urinal cake cheesecake like a cheesecake okay but you wouldn't be into any other cake so Victoria sponge

fruit cake chocolate cake lemon drizzle now that I don't mind a fruit cake but it has to be like a cup

it has to be in company by lots of tea and dense has to be dense has to be very nutty as well I got some nut in there but have you ever tried

to make your own alcohol no I think people will be stunned to hear I know I know a big gap in your resume I've got some bread yeast I was gonna use

I was going to use for bread. Can I make booze at that? I'm sure you can. If you had to make some kind of your own alcohol, what would you go for? I'd go prison hooch, fruit salad in a Ziplock bag on a radio. And that has been the Luke and Pich show

for another day. Take us away, Peter. Yes, take us away. Is that right? Yeah, that is what you say, isn't it? It sounds a bit weird. We haven't even talked about that lady, that poor lady who got two lethal injections.

I'll do that next week. Amazing. It's incredible. Let her free. Snod. Just snod. Like when Marcus told that story about his mate getting knocked out and instantly snoring. Yeah.

Great story. I like it when people get knocked out and they get a concussion and they do the fences. Yeah. I get a lot of videos served to me on Twitter of people mouth and off and getting knocked out. Yeah, love it.

It's pleasing. Cannot get it. I was not one at you quite recently and it was like he got he got punched out and then punched to work again. Oh, he was the racist at the airport. Oh, yeah. He was like, sat just shouting the end word or whatever.

And it was just the guy. Gate. There's a part of the gate. And he didn't really put much of a defense, but the guy just went, smack knocked out, he was out,

and then smack walk him up again. Yeah. See you later. See you later. There was an amazing, it's part of a wider genre of content these days, which is,

I don't know the name for it, but I would describe it as men who spend all their time on the internet. Yeah. Coming outside. Finally going outside. Yeah. So you're also clavicular.

Try to talk to a woman. Or some looks match for you guys. Whoever could have seen that come in. Right. Anyway, let's go. Do you know the clavicle's almost designed to crumple? Like, it's designed to kind of be quite weak so that it protects everything else.

Fitting. Fitting. Fitting. That's probably not true. GPs, go fuck yourself. You know what side of the bread. We have buttered ourselves with you lot. So, we're just going to upset you more. No, we love the GPs, and I require their help almost weekly.

Hello, Lukepeachio.com is the way to get in touch. You can see us on TikTok on YouTube, all kinds of places, really. I suppose. I was playing football at the weekend. Somebody went, oh, I saw that Pete's curse on Donaldson's curse on TikTok. And I was like, are we still doing TikTok?

It just seems quite quaint. But it's more successful than any of the social media. It's a Chinese spying tool. Aren't we all? All hail the CCCC. CCC? I think so. No, that's, uh...

No, that was Soviet Union, wouldn't it? Yeah. I'm sure there's an extra sea somewhere. The Chinese Communist Party. I'm sure it's CCCP for some reason. I've no idea why. Anyway, we'll be back on Thursday. Look after yourselves.

Take it easy. We didn't in prison all those Uyghurs. Salukin' TV.