The Luke and Pete Show - See you next Tuesday

Episode Date: August 25, 2022

Pete took his partner to Spain for her birthday and she was absolutely delighted when he took her to a British pub to watch the Newcastle match - how romantic - at least he didn’t take her to the car boot!After that, we try to work out if Pete has committed a crime upon returning from his holiday and we also discuss the cancellation of Andrew Tate... good riddance.Want to contact the show? Email: [e-mail] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh, is it Jungleist Massive? Oh, so he's talking to all of the jungleists out there. I think people think it's Jungle Is Massive. I believe it's Jungleist Massive. I don't know if you're a jungleist, if you like jungle. Ah, well, I just need to know how big the jungleists think jungle is. Because otherwise, why should I get involved? If I thought it was Jungle Is Massive, get on board.

Not, hello everyone who likes jungle. Do you want to talk about jungle? There's no further instructions there. I need further instructions. It's like they're saying, listen, we need as many people as possible to tame this jungle. It's massive. It's massive. We'll never.

Come and get some. We just need to do. There's a lot of logging to be done and a lot of raw materials to be had out of this jungle. Don't log it. There'll be no jungle. Protect the trees. Don't log it for something like beef farming. That's not what you need.

Beef farming? Did you say that? Well, that's what they do, isn't it? I think that's one of the big reasons that the Amazon's being decimated is because there's more demand for things like cows and beef and that kind of stuff. So they decimate the jungle to get some pasture for farming that's essentially what a lot of it is i mean i wasn't i haven't prepped for this so i might be wrong but i think that's what it is what i also haven't prepped for by the way peter

you haven't prepped for this little suspicion of a mustache you've got going on your top lip little cookie duster a little cookie duster i thought this morning, I went, you know what will be fun? A little moustache. So that's about three days moustache worth. And I think, you know what? Back in the day when I didn't Movember for contractual radio reasons, I'd be happy because I actually find the people who ran it at the time at Movember a bit weird. A bit of brew dog energy about it, isn't there? It's a bit of Brewdog energy about it.

Yeah, I can feel that. I understand what you mean. So this is the first time you've done that since you did Movember, an anti-Movember against charity, but you had to do it. Exactly, yeah. I was contractually obliged to grow a moustache.

How many other jobs could you say where someone demands that you grow a moustache? I guess professional wrestler is probably a decent one, isn't it? Charlie Chaplin look-a-like? Charlie Chaplin look-a-like. Don't get me back on the fake festival, Luke, for crying out loud. No, will you maintain? Because what I tend to do is when my beard gets a bit too long, obviously I trim it. But I normally trim it on, say, a Friday afternoon.

Yeah. I treat myself to a moustache over the weekend. Yeah. A little holiday for every, a little facial furnishings, sort of holiday for everyone you love and respect. A little soup strainer for the home life. Yeah, exactly. But you'll keep yours, will you?

I don't know. know now i'll probably get born and shaved off for crying out loud we got we got we got meetings for crying out loud i don't want to i don't want them to think that i'm in a brew dog uh real ale or something i think that well a lot of the meetings we've got are in the us and i think people just see we'll see you and i as eccentrically british whatever happens they're just kind of little little pat on the head they're mad the brits that fine. You'll get away with it. All right, cool. Should we do an intro?

Do an intro. It's the Luke and Pete show. We basically talk about absolute guffaw. Everything for the day and Monday. And yeah, there's the 25th of August. I do hope you're keeping well, whatever you are choosing to do.

And I hope you've had a good week thus far. I've had a great week thus far. I just got back, Luke, from your friend and mine, Malagar. Malagar. I've never been there. I mean, I'm happy they want to be my friend. I've never been there. What was it like?

It was hot and the food was very nice and the alcohol was delicious and there were a lot of Brits saying British things like the country went downhill when they stopped putting the gollywog on the Robinson's jar. That was one of the things that was said

I overheard in the restaurant. So it's very much business as usual on that part of Spain. Can I pick a couple of holes in that anecdote? Do you mind? As has become the custom. The way you said that is that there was only one restaurant in Malaga. Right, okay, yeah, fair.

That's what I overheard in the restaurant. Oh, the malaga restaurant yeah exactly yeah living some kind of uh post post kind of you know apocalyptic society where every town's only that one restaurant yeah and um secondly you've mentioned the weather there i don't really think i've got anything to add on that chat about the robertson's jam's obviously typical Brexit fare isn't it were you in, did you spend a lot of your time in those bars that sell full English breakfast and play only Fools and Horses on the TV? We very briefly went to a

very briefly went to a sports bar to watch the Newcastle United and Man City match what a game I watched the first half and then went back to the hotel to watch the rest

on my phone because my partner was finding the whole experience disagreeable and I cannot I cannot say that she

that's depressed me a little bit that story yeah it's a bit dismal that it is that's so diabolical what a diabolical afternoon it is and I

wasn't it your partner's birthday weekend as well it was yeah yeah and I was and I was very much I was very much at the point where I was like

fair play nobody should enjoy this this is awful it's real though the football was scintillating I'm not

I'm not complaining about Eddie Howe's boys I'm very much complaining about Eddie Howe's boys. I'm very much complaining about watching a drunk British man try to buy some money that wasn't a euro. And I don't think it was... It might have been some kind of African currency from a Spanish man.

Kept on going, how much is that not worth? And he's going, about 50 quid. And he goes, all right, I'll buy it off you for 20 euros. And the man's saying, no, I don't want to do that.

It is currency. I'll be able to get 50 euros for it. What currency was it? I don't know. I think it might have been African currency. And why were you involved? I was just watching. You know me,

I'm a people watcher. I just love watching people. You're terrified of talking to them, but you like looking at them. I'm a voyeur. Yeah, I'm very much, yeah, I just love watching people. You're terrified of talking to them, but you like looking at them. I'm a voyeur. I'm very much... A couple of people tweeted about your holiday in Spain, saying that you were seen walking up and down the strip,

singing, we got Pep Guardiola cutting the grass. We're the richest club in the world. Is that true? Is that why you've got that moustache? It's like you're doing a facial hair of a shake. Do they have moustaches? I guess they that why you've got that moustache? It's like you're doing a facial hair of a sheik. Do they have moustaches? I mean, I guess they do.

They've got little goatee beards, haven't they, some of them? They do like a goatee beard sometimes, them sheiks, yeah. I maybe said it before on this show, but it's interesting how there was no interest in Newcastle United further than or more than people who find the whole project baffling and humorous because, you know, a bit of a silly club, a bit of a tragic comedic club. But now they've got the most money in the world.

Like, all of these people are really into Newcastle United and they're all coming out of the woodwork. That's how it works, isn't it? But it's mad isn't it it's mad it's a little kind of money

being pumped into football creates these kind of micro economies for these influencers who follow footballers around townside and stuff

it's a I find it very very interesting indeed like peak over the top of Bruno Gimenaich's backyard I thought you were talking about Malaga

I thought you were talking about people just popping up everywhere in Malaga. Yeah, exactly. Has Malaga got that kind of Brits abroad scene? Oh, yeah, very much so. Everyone was.

I mean, there was a Geordie wedding happening in our hotel on the Monday. But why did you choose to go there particularly then? I'll tell you why. Because Southend Airport only flies to two places. What's the other place? And I was like, if I've got to listen to the Amazon plane coming over at 5am delivering me,

fair do, stuff I've ordered. Yeah, it's probably your dedicated fucking delivery. Totally lying. Well, I am a shirk after all. Yeah, if I've got to listen to that, I mean, I should really get involved and see what Southend's got to offer

and let me tell you fucking 10 minutes going getting in a taxi 10 minutes up the road you're just you're just at your plane it's absolutely

bafflingly awesome when you live in Southend in particular so you could have gone to Faro which is obviously the gateway to the Algarve

you could have gone to Parma in Mallorca which I've actually been to it's very nice and you could have gone to Faro, which is obviously the gateway to the Algarve. You could have gone to Parma in Mallorca, which I've actually been to. It's very nice. And you could have gone to Malaga. So you chose Malaga. You rolled the dice. Yeah. And would you go back?

Not to that particular hotel in high school. I just don't understand why in an adults-only hotel they feel the need to play such loud music. And also, not only just have a DJ 24-7 bashing out the hits, also have a bongo man playing the bongos next to the DJ. What else is a bongo man going to do? I know, but like... So what do you expect? I'm a bongo man. I'll never stop bongoing me.

Yeah, he's got a DJ and he's fucking doing his thing constantly and then, then you got the bongo man. What's that about? It's so bizarre. Very weird. I think, I think,

I think that you are coming across as very, very spoilt here. Cost of living crisis, you're having a nice little holiday and you're complaining

about it. Yeah, well, you know, yeah, but that's the thing. If you're going to spend your money

on a little three day holiday, it's better be fucking good. What is there to do there during the day? You can get on a... You can get out and do some exploring and stuff. You can get on a sombrero

el loco, which... The crazy hat. Which I presume means crazy hat. Yeah, you just sit on this inflatable sombrero and a boat takes you out to sea and tries to knock you off. That's not an all-day thing though, is it?

At best, that's going to be all in. That's 45 minutes. All in. I tried to sniff out a car boot but it was just all clothes. Is there a car boot culture in other countries? Yeah, because the old

fucking Brits are there. That's why. It's selling the shit. People like me. Loving there. That's why. It's selling the shit. People like me, loving it, loving life. I reckon people looked at you and thought, yeah, he definitely lives here. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Massive sunburn, looks terribly unwell, and he's just constantly day drinking.

Yeah. I'm obsessed with those kind of... So, you know I love Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. But there was a mini-season around season 3 or 4 or something where he went to Spain and he did the same old gig but with British people

who opened restaurants in Spain. And there's loads of scenes where he's just walking around to see what the local area's got to offer in terms of restaurants. It's obviously just all pie, pie pie mash and beans or whatever chips and fucking you know burgers and uh it's funny because the reason he's doing that is to find out how he can get the restaurant he's helping out to be a point of difference right so they can do really local food and stuff which is kind of interesting because that's a poor business move around there

because that's not what people want no it's all british people there and secondly it's kind of interesting because that's a poor business move around there because that's not what people want. No, it's all British people there. And secondly, it's really funny because like you see people sat in the terrace, eating their burgers and chips, their full English or whatever in Spain. And there's a camera crew with him, obviously.

So they look around, I was a camera crew and you know, people always sort of start gawping. And then they see someone famous. They're also quite interested. And then it's funny because you see the penny drop and they go, Oh, fucking hell

he's a really good chef I'm now really embarrassed that I'm eating a Fulingish breakfast in Spain what are you calling this El Sosagio yeah

they're just blokes that are around with lagers and bowls of chips and ketchup it's good stuff yeah it's funny anyway

Peter you mentioned the weather as well back then we're just about seeing the end of the summer now, aren't we? What do you think? Say goodbye to it. You can get your big chunky knit out. Yeah.

Walk through some leaves. I've got big autumn and winter energy in me. I'm saying good riddance to the summer. It's too hot. It went on for too long. Yeah. Let's not do it again next year. Let's not do it again next year.

Well, I used my horse pipe yesterday and i've not been following where there is a horse pipe ban or not and i only switched it on a little bit just to give the bamboo a little a little tinkle have i committed an atrocity could i be is it's given the bamboo it is giving the bamboo a little old tinkle is that a euphemism that I should know about yeah you should what the fuck does that mean

I was just giving it a little putting a bit of water into the into the bamboo but I used a horse pipe and I'm just worried now that I might be in big old bother

my official response to the suggestion by Thames Water of a horse pipe ban is a trillion litres of water lost go fuck yourselves that's my fucking that is my listen if you can guarantee me after what happened

all the covid stuff if you can guarantee me the rose garden at 10 down street is not using a hose pipe and provide a webcam with 24 hour footage there is no hose ever being used in the garden of boris johnson's residence i'll stop using my hose pipe ever being used in the garden of Boris Johnson's residence I'll stop using my hose pipe. That's how I feel about it. Come and get me. I'm fucking out rotating this.

Come and get me. You've become Sid Vicious in your old age. You've become a right right wing rabble rouser lately. I don't know

what's going on. Is it the breakdown of humanity? I only want I only want to be known as extremely right wing when it comes to garden hosepipes. Okay, right.

Fair deal. When it comes to hoses in the garden in 2022 in Britain, I am as libertarian as they come. I don't want to hear it. I do not want to hear it. And speaking of Andrew Tate, he's been deplatformed now, Donaldson. Now, he's an interesting chap, isn't he?

In that I haven't got a fucking clue who he is. Now, I am a white man who spends most of his day on the internet playing video games and all that shit. With a moustache. With a little moustache. And I should really have been served some of his videos before, no? Am I not just absolute fertile, horse-piped ground for that kickboxing gentleman to tell me exactly what I should be like? He's not a gentleman. Yeah, women should be doing this and that for me.

Yeah. I think that there's a good answer. Well, there's several ways of answering that question. One is I think, sadly, mate, I have to let you down gently here. I think you might be too old for the demographic. Okay, right, okay. He specifically, his stuff is targeted towards kind of very impressionable teenage boys, I believe. Okay.

Which is obviously problematic for several reasons. Secondly, it's mostly through TikTok, which then bleeds through Instagram and not so much Twitter, I don't think. Right. So I was on TikTok for about three months, just because not posting videos, just looking at it because people kept telling me. Just watching? Well, yeah, I'm just watching because in every single meeting I had

for six months straight, everyone told me that podcasts should be on TikTok. So I got involved, had a look. I was getting served up Andrew Tate an astonishing amount of times. Okay, right. So on TikTok, you probably would get it. Outside of TikTok, you're probably too old for the demographic.

But he's been deplatformed completely now anyway. Okay. Which I find really interesting because we had a debate about this before. We were talking about that old, strange old chap, Milo. Yes, Milo. And he got deplatformed.

Now he's long gone, isn't he? So it did actually work. And then a lot of people will say, traditionally, you shouldn't deplatform people. You should kind of expose their ideas and ridicule them and stuff. But you said, no, no, no. Deplatforming in this day and age works well.

Here's hoping it works with Andrew Tate because that man is a cunt. There's a lot of, I'm just sort of looking at my, I mean, there's a lot of sort of flirty grot on here, isn't there? I mean, again, it's my algorithm, isn't it? But listen, look, I mean, there's a lot of grot. You're like that Tory politician who said, it's disgusting the amount of adverts I'm being served up for poor websites. So it's a bit of, it's just women of certain ages saying, aren't I hot for 39?

I was like, you're 39, don't worry about it. And a lot of, I think I've said it before, blokes who are like, there's a culture around sort of talking about fucking cocaine use. Is there?

Yeah, there's these. So you're getting served up, women of a certain age, you want with hardly any clothes on, and cocaine culture. They're trying to finish off my ticker. They've seen the moustache, they've gone,

this is what he's into. Well, it's just like, maybe there's an algorithm. Narcos. Tash, yeah, get him involved.

Yeah, there's these guys who will do like, shitty, because like, TikTok's just kind of, stealing audio from stand-ups, films, and just miming it,

and just kind of loosely basing it around what you're talking about. And there's a lot of guys who will sort of just use a lot like film clips, and they'll just do miming over the top of it, and it'll just be about getting, being at a house party at 6am trying to phone up

several dealers trying to get a bag of cocaine and that's their whole thing yes and imagine that for me because i don't even like stand-up comedy so imagine getting second-hand mimed stand-up comedy i've never looked at the stand-up comedy industry and gone what we need here is people who aren't funny yeah doing doing my versions of other people yeah who aren't really funny either yeah like the only exception would say it's a kind of weird platform because i was getting served up basically women for because they just go bloke so you want your women yeah secondly i was getting served up a lot of andrew tate who by the way is also why is it always the case that these ultra-masculine, super-right-wing dudes

are always simultaneously actually very camp? He's very camp. Is he, right? I've never actually seen him... Again, I've not been served him, but I've never actually heard him speak, and I never will now because he's been deflated from it. It feels like there's a lot of compensatory behavior going on anyway so i get served up

him and i'd also get served up quite a lot of clips of classic comedy shows or stewart lee stand-up who was one of the few stands i actually do okay right um and that seems to be the whole thing and it and it it's really i mean perhaps this is a bit of a wonkish point for our listeners but just very very briefly we have to be so careful in podcasting about rights and the stuff we use the stuff we don't use and it seems strange to me that tiktok is making whatever money it's making uh by the way it's also an offshoot at the fucking chinese comments party by the way and almost certainly hugely problematic in terms of being used as a tool probably for soft power to influence young Western teenage people, teenagers.

Anyway, that's another point. But it's interesting how they seem to make money off the fact that they don't have the rights to any of this stuff. So they'll have literally 15-minute clips of fucking extras or The Office or something or i'm adam partridge but it'll be shared millions and millions of times but if you're but if you're on tiktok how do you make money out of that do you make any money is it just presumably you make money on tiktok as a creator and i'm using i think they pay you to post don't they the world's biggest um inverted

commas there um do they or is it just um i thought i thought it wasn't there wasn't like um programmatic uh ads so to speak uh like youtube because you obviously can put ad markers in there so you put an advert in the middle advert the start of the end you used to get an ad when you open the app though yeah so but i presume that money just goes to tiktok you're opening the app you've not looked at anything particular in particular but i thought it was just like licensing deals and sponsorships and stuff like that so how many sponsors are realistically going to go to a uh a tiktok profile that's just putting out old episodes of of i don't know katherine tate or little britain

i think they have this thing called a creator fund where they pay certain creators to post videos okay and they have they do have some kind of limited sponsorship i guess you can do sponsored content sponsored posts like you can other stuff and i guess it's just merch but i guess it's just that's how yeah i guess so i just don't i just don't know how that kind of policy work i don't know how you make any money out of being a big old a big old tiktoker outside of the very conventional, hi guys, I've just had this new powder, this green powder I mix in with my shakes. What is the powder? It's just fluff.

It's just fluff off the floor. But yeah, did you ever used to have like, I don't know where it came from. It was a chocolate back in the 80s. It was chocolate. It was just like, it was just sweepings it was like after they'd finished with the smarties or whatever from the chocolate factory yeah there would just be um fragments and powder and it would just be cocoa powder that had sort of

been uh lost in the making of uh of your favorite chocolate bar is it not chocolate powder mixed in with like biscuity stuff though wasn't it it might mean chocolate bar. Is it not chocolate powder mixed in with like biscuity stuff though, wasn't it? Might you mean chocolate powder? I think it was chocolate powder mixed in with sugar, mixed in with just bits, fragments of... I'm going to say biscuits. I don't think there were many biscuits in my version of chocolate when I was a kid. And you'd get a little lollipop and you'd lick the lollipop and eat it.

You never see that in caper anymore, do you? No. And do you remember, I used to go and get a quarter of a pound of choc nibs. Choc nibs, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you remember choc nibs? I remember choc nibs, yeah. They were just little chocolate drops, weren't they? Yeah, they were kind of, they were almost like similar kind of thing, like chocolatey

biscuit-y things. They looked a little bit like rabbit food. Yeah. But you used to get them on the way home. You'd better get them for like, let's talk about how old I am now. It was a quarter. I used to ask for a quarter. Yeah. You used to get them on the way home. You'd better get them for like, let's talk about how old I am now, it was a quarter, I used to ask for a quarter.

Yeah, I remember when they changed to 100 grams. 30p or something. Yeah, I know, it was 100. My licorice torpedoes

or my licorice comforts or my toasted tea cakes. You never see a toasted tea cake no more. That's basically why Brexit happened. Have you turned to Michael McIntyre?

What other stuff don't you see anymore? I don't think he really sort of does that kind of a deal. Oh, you never see school textbooks anymore, do you? No, because you're not at school, you fucking idiot. That's why. Anyway, Peter, let's have a quick break. When we come back we've got some more batteries to do, of course, because it's Thursday. It's Thursday, battery day.

So we shouldn't renege on those responsibilities. So give people a little rest from these dulcet tones and we'll see them on the other side of the break lovely we're back with battery brands and two boys named luke and peter's the lukin peter if you've got a battery brand you found in a piece of consumer electronic ha it's hello lukinpeter.com is the email address. You can also tweet us. I'm sure producer Rory can have a peek

on our Twitter page at Luke and Pete Show. We're kicking off with Sean from Whitley Bay with one I'm fairly certain we've heard before. Hello lads

in my unrelenting quest for getting a new player into this archive of cells. I've alerted my workmates to the cause. One of them, Jordan, has possibly come through for me Removing the power from his nephew's toy aeroplane

He's uncovered these gems Lanauwe Which I now present to you for consideration It kind of sounds like something from A person from Whitley Bay might actually say Lanauwe He found them, I'm submitting them Teamwork makes the dream work

Even though he's completely betrayed us And leaving this week for a new, better job. If this comes off and we get a new player in the game, then I can probably forgive him. Sean from Whitley Bay, La Nauwere. How are you spelling that, mate? L-A-N-A-O-W-E-I. La Nauwere.

Yeah, congratulations are due to the lad, Sean, because that is a new player. Never been sent in before never heard of it never seen it to Venga Airways is it Venga

Lano way to the danger zone he's right on the danger zone of the battery brands man nice always be careful

to yourself Sean from Whitley Bear congratulations to you and your team member Jordan and good luck for the future. Jordan, Gary has got in touch.

I'm back again with a potential new player found on the floor in a bar cellar while I was delivering beer. I love the fact. That's like a story you would tell your wife.

He's got the, he's got that, you know, you know those big pads you get when you're taking a big beer barrel off the side of a lorry and you go poof

and then you roll it into the thing. And he's taken a little souvenir. He's nicked a little fuel cell. He's nicked a battery on the way back. Kirkland Signature. Kirkland Signature is the name of the battery. Possibly a new business venture from ex-Liverpool and Leicester goalkeeper Chris Kirkland. Keep the great chat, Gary.

Kirkland Signature, Luke Moore, is a new player. I've been a guest, I've been an esteemed guest at the house of Chris Kirkland. He's a lovely, lovely man. Lovely stuff. A lovely dog.

A lovely black Labrador. Oh, nice. Anyway, what we're doing, oh yeah, so this is the fourth time these have been sent in, I'm afraid, Gary. The first time they were sent in

was way back on the 17th of March, 2018. Our friend Sam Little sent sent in was way back on the 17th of March 2018. Our friend Sam Little sent them in. Smashing. Well, unlucky, Gary. And unlucky Chris Kirkland. Abbey Wells has got in touch. First time emailer to any podcast.

Proud to say I've been listening to Luke and Pete's show since the show was Luke and Pete's Summer of Fun. Very much like a bout of chlamydia, the Luke and Pete show is very much the STD that just kind of pervaded our whole life, hasn't it really, Luke? It's continued.

She hasn't emailed any of this. That's you saying that. I've got her email in front of me. That's you saying that. It was our little summer affair and we've contracted the disease and now you know

now we've got to get regular blood tests I want to make it clear for Abby and for our listeners that that's you you didn't do it you didn't do it

there was no juxtaposition between the fact that you were picking up the story yourself and you carried on reading like it was oh yeah sorry apologies

Abby didn't say any of that like most fans of the show I've been waiting for my excuse to get in touch tonight I was changing the batteries in I've been waiting for my excuse to get in touch. Tonight, I was changing the batteries in a toy remote control for my toddler so that it can fulfill its irritating, noisy potential.

And I now have a pair of SJDB AAA batteries. Obviously, I now instantly regret not paying attention to every battery name that's ever been announced on the show. So at the risk of having my first email being a shaming one, here's my attempt at a new player. There's no shame here. Abi, don't worry about that. P.S. The amount of Luke and Pete show that I listen to,

coupled with my partner's love for the Football Ramble, almost certainly means that our 18-month-old has been exposed to your two voices far more than those of his grandparents. Whether the consequences of this multimedia development experiment are positive or not, only time will tell. Sorry for saying chlamydia earlier on. Abbey. Abbey, I'm sorry that you are now forever going to be associated in this show with some kind of venereal disease.

That wasn't my intention. Probably wasn't Pete's intention. However, I can bring you some good news on the other side of the ledger to say that SJDB AAA batteries are indeed new players. Congratulations to you. That is two out of three this week. We're still keeping the ratio up. I mean, we'll stop doing this

when we stop finding new ones. That's not happened so far. I wouldn't care. What I like about this show, we're not only obsessed with batteries. While this show um we're not only obsessed with batteries while this show has been being recorded luke moore has sent me on whatsapp uh what can only be described as the battery daddy a storage system uh you'd probably see on an infomercial on tv basically just a big the sort of case you would get a cordless drill in uh but instead of a cordless drill just a lot of spots for every kind of battery

and it also includes a battery tester in the middle of the plastic recessed it's a great product it's a great product um i like the fact it's called battery daddy because it just basically it basically says it's it's it's a product that unfortunately skews very male and very fatherly much like the lucan peach show much like the luc and Pete show. Much like the Luke and Pete show. I have to shout out to Noah Roth who sent me that on Twitter. But it's a great product. I mean, it's got the tagline is store and organise all your batteries. No more digging through junk drawers.

It's also double-sided. Holds 180 batteries of various different sizes. Right. We don't really tend to hugely acknowledge the rechargeable end of the spectrum, do we? It's not really our vibe. Right. We don't really tend to hugely acknowledge the rechargeable end of the spectrum, do we? It's not really our vibe. Right. But good that they can offer a bit of that as well with the discharge and the individual.

Whoa, steady, steady. If we're going to be the only podcast that talks about batteries, could you just please just pay more attention to the products that are getting sent? It's a battery tester. It's not a battery recharger. Oh, sorry. What does a battery tester. It's not a battery recharger. Oh, sorry.

What does a battery tester do then? It just says, is it got juice in it? Is there juice loose about this battery hoose? Oh, okay. What I like about it is, and if you sort of check it out, on the back, it's just purely AAAs. On the front, there's all kinds. But they've also, in the handle, there's a little bit of real estate

that they've just jammed a couple of double A's in there just to sort of say, look, we could not fit a single more battery. We couldn't fit another battery in. We put them everywhere we could possibly fathom. It's brilliant. I love it. I love the battery day. There's two triple A's in the handle.

It's great. It's a battery-powered handle. If you've ever purchased one of these or you've used one or you've got any particular opinion on it, we'll share it on the socials, helloutlookandpeachshow.com. There's a lot of people back in the day

who said you could not do a podcast twice a week for this amount of time just about batteries and the stuff that you've been doing each week because we don't really do anything either. That's the thing. The crucial kicker here is that you say, oh, yeah, they're really charismatic guys that are always up to stuff.

It would probably work. We're not. We don't do anything. We're not influencers. We're not influencers. Not in that way. I spent all morning uploading files but also making sure that all my Adobe Creative Cloud applications

are up to date. Oh, by the way, speaking of that, I got a new portable telephone yesterday. Oh, did you now? Love your old job. Well, if your fucking home broadband was working a bit better, I might be able to see it, but I can't. Is it not?

I can't see you, mate. I don't have a phone here can't. Is it not? I can't see you, mate. I don't know what phone is. You can't see me. I can't see you. Sorry, man. You'll have to send me a picture on WhatsApp. Actually, how would you do that? What an enigma. What kind of mobile phone? Did you buy a silly foldable one like mine? No, I just

peaked. Guess what I did? You said what's the easiest? I big buttons i need a torch um what did you ask for i need to be able to facetime the grandkids yeah yeah yeah i just went for the latest iphone and they're just that transfer thing where you transfer all the data in like an hour and it's done it's just done yeah it's basically exactly the same phone just a new vessel now have you got one of those um have you got the video where it um you can post produce the uh the blurring in the background on videos that's quite smart i'll have a look at that later i haven't really

explored that feature but it's a bit like you know in the future super wealthy people will almost certainly just be transferring them their own brain to new hosts i just did that with my phone basically lovely stuff it's the highlight of the week. I mean, another highlight of the week is there's a big crack opened up in the front of my house because of all the heat. Oh, no. That's probably a story for another time. Let's get out of here, Peter. We wish our dear listeners and our lovely Luke and Pete Show family a

fantastic weekend. If you've had a good one or you've had a particularly bad one, why don't you email us in for Monday's show and we'll talk about it. That'd be nice. That'd be a nice little feature. It'd be nice to hear from you. But until then, Peter, we must bid everyone farewell, mustn't we?

We must. And if you are finding that there's a big crack that's been exposed thanks to the hot weather in front of your house, don't drop your battery daddy down there. Alright? You need that. No, definitely don't. Battery daddy might be the only thing that can save you. Alright then, cheerio. We'll be back on Monday, definitely don't. Bachelor's Day might be the only thing that can save you. All right then, cheerio.

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