The Luke and Pete Show - Smack my crisp up

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

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I like two days of the week. One I like Fridays for obvious reasons. Monday I also very much care for as well because there's just so much, like, half six in the morning, you're downstairs having a coffee in the kitchen and you're prepping the dog's breakfast and stuff and you're just getting your life together and you're about to hop in the shower and you sort of go, you're just reading the news, checking up on emails, making sure you've not fucked up a podcast upload and everything is good with the world. It's just kind of like, I just feel like there's

just so much promise. And then by about quarter past nine, you're angry again. So you've got about a two and a half hour window on a Monday morning and you think, possibilities are endless here. Possibilities endless. And then the possibilities end and you're like, they've ended, the possibilities ended. Oh no. Yeah. Is it because other people tend to wake up and make your life difficult by saying, oh, I think you fucked up last week, can you fix it? I think I'm Stewie Donaldson in many ways. I think getting off of one man.

I think you're going to get earlier and earlier. I didn't notice, I didn't say it at the time because I thought it would be unfair, but I'll say it now. I noticed about six months ago when you started talking about how you're always up really early, I thought, oh, it's begun. It has begun. Right. It's begun. You know the beginning of Scream 2 where they can't quite believe that the killer's back again. That won't happen again. No. And then someone goes, it's starting, isn't it? It's starting, isn't it? The creep. It's the Weave. It's the Donald Trump Weave. It's the Donald Trump Weave. It is the creep. It's the Donald Trump weave. It is the creep. It's the pick-dol's from Morning Weave.

You're just creeping back and back. Before you know it, you're nodding off at 7pm. And you've got, oh, what's that? I feel like I've had enough sleep. Oh, it's 3am. I might as well get up. Beautiful. Just rubbing your hands. Yeah. So what is your routine at the moment? What time are you normally in bed with the covers tucked in? Covers tucked in, 10.

Watching Office. And then, yeah, up at quarter past six usually. Especially when you've got an older dog as well. The older dog usually just wakes up and goes, we're up now. We're going. We're up. What's happening? Speaking of which, perhaps my cat's just coming and starting to noise in the people.

Noise in the people. He sees me in the door. So basically, because I now have a small person in the house And I no longer have an office. We haven't moved house yet. Your partner was hardly gigantic Like everyone could bet you a small person. Yeah I've got a small person a smaller person then two cats. Yeah, get a smaller person like a Russian doll Yeah, yeah, I should tuck it. That's what we should do at night. It's like a wall into like a Russian doll. Yeah, that's what we should do at night, tuck them all into a nest of dolls. Yeah, lovely.

I have to record it in the dining room. And then really one of my cats who isn't the brightest spark has associated me being in the dining room with the fact that if I'm in the dining room, it means sometimes I'm going to feed him. Sometimes, yeah. So if he comes in the kitchen door and sees me at the dining room, gets through the cat flap, comes up the stairs and goes, oh, Luke's here. It must mean he's going to feed me. And when I don't feed him, he starts to get very upset about it. Anyway, so you're a quarter past six boy. I'm probably, my son's a pretty good sleeper, touch wood. He very, very rarely wakes up, wakes up before six, and he very rarely wakes up after seven. So that's kind of a similar ballpark to me as well.

In an ideal world, I'd be in bed at nine and asleep at 10. Okay, right. Yeah. I do enjoy a... If I'm heading to bed about nine, I am the happiest I've ever been. It's me so happy as well. I'm so happy. I'm so happy and it's not like I'd sort of sit down and read. I'm literally just waiting for Sarah to finish doing what she's doing then we can watch an office and then I can just nod off within about two minutes of the office US music starting and I I'm just, and I'm, and I only wake up very briefly

to turn off the remote, turn off the television via remote control. It is- Where are the dogs in this scenario? They're in the bed as well. Yeah, Sammy's on the end of the bed, Lola's underneath the bed, and everything's all right with the world really.

It's just- And Sammy's sometimes rubbing his balls on your head. Sammy's sometimes rubbing his balls on my head. He's a, he's a, I don't know what I've done to have such a handsome dog. I know everyone thinks their dogs are great, but I reckon he looks like you. Dog is the best looking dog. And Laura's good looking too, but Sammy is an iconically good looking bodotary. You did a video the other week into the Ramble WhatsApp channel and it was you

holding your dog that was Sammy, right? Uh, might be Laura. I think it was Lola that one. Yeah. I think it was anyway, it looked like a grandfather and his grandchild. Yeah. I think I'm with this mustache. I think I'm slowly sort of morphing into a border terrier kind of situation.

It's very sad. What's your night time routine then? You kind of get yourself in your PJs, brush your teeth, do you? I don't know. I mean, like last night was, Rambo reacts with the young gym. So if that's happening, it goes a little bit later, but it is very much like 7 PM. Apart from Fridays, Fridays is 7 PM fish and chips in a bottle of Prosecco like every single week like without fail love it but very much hell or fresh on the table at 7 I've usually prepped it for that we eat that mad men or two bed it's just like 7 p.m. is just the

best time it just is You got an electric toothbrush? I do have an electric toothbrush. Yeah. I've usually got the electric toothbrush on the go at around about half past eight. It's good stuff. My life has changed so much. You used to be a proper party animal as well. I used to be a proper late man.

I used to be a proper late man and now I'm very much not. Nevermind. That's what happens when you get older. You need to get into a routine. You got to be a proper lateman and now I'm very much not. Never mind. That's what happens as you get older. You need to get into a routine. You've got to grow up a bit. Gotta grow up a bit. Oh by the way I was going to tell you actually, I completely forgot to say, this is going to be more dramatic than, this is going to sound more dramatic than it actually was, but last week I only bloody got knocked off my line bike, didn't I? Oh, careful! I mean, at least you wear a helmet. You're one of the helmeted line bikers. I was helmeted.

Well, it was a weird one. And I was just cycling down a straight road. So it wasn't a turning or a juncture or anything like that. Yeah. And then a car slightly in front of me decided they wanted to pull over and park. Right. But didn't really indicate and I couldn't get out of the way basically. So I basically hit the brakes, plowed into the side of his car and then jumped off the bike and then had to do a couple of little commando roll. Little commando roll? I mean that's dangerous if you're in the road. I don't like the

sound of that at all. No, it's onto the pavement. It could have been worse I reckon. Did you do any damage to the old car? Yes. Did you? Wow. What's his fault? Because those line bikes are tanks, aren't they? Yeah, the front in particular, they have some heavy welds on there. Yeah, big time. So anyway, so the guy obviously stopped and then he got out and he was very apologetic and he said, sorry I didn't see you. I said, mate, you've got to check your mirrors, it's ridiculous. You can't just fucking pull over in the road. So I was a little bit of a go at him, but I was like, you're quite relieved.

Huh? You're quite relieved that it was his fault rather than your fault. No, quite relieved that I wasn't fucking dead. Yeah. Okay. Well, there's that as well. Yeah. Sweet relief.

There's a couple of guys and then this bin lorry on the other side of the road was picking up the bins and these couple of guys come over and which was very kind of them but I was fine. Through your back in the bin. No, I was like, they tried to help me up and I was like, I didn't say this but I was like, you've got bin juice all over your ass, don't fucking touch me, I'm going out. So I got up. Oh, you ungrateful shit, I love it. I didn't say that, I just, I'm fine and I got up myself but it ungrateful shit. I love it. I didn't say that

I just I'm fine and I got on myself, but it was actually quite a nice BMW. I'm cycling not recycling Should have said that come on brilliant. That would have been so good. Anyway, the the car had a Decent sized debt in the passenger door. door, massive scratch all down it. Yes, come on. You could tell that he was one of these young lads who quite likes his car. He was fuming. He had to pretend to be worried about me. So he couldn't say anything.

And it would compound things. I mean, that must be like a bit scant consolation that like he has to be concerned about you, but because you're fine it's even more annoying like it would have been it would have been fine if there was blood and you were really damaged or you'd broken your arm or something and an ambulance was on the way but in many ways because you were fine To put it in perspective to in case there's any worried listeners out there who actually care about my welfare I was absolutely fine I got back on the bike and I carried on wherever I was

going. Like I said, I'm making it sound more dramatic. Did it again to someone else. It's looking for insurance money. It did end up with me being on the floor and him stopping his car and some people coming over, but that's as dramatic as it got really. Right. Luke wants to move house, so he's feathering his nest as best he can with insurance payouts. Claims, just endless claims. Just endless claims.

It didn't, it was, yeah, it was kind of fine. Like I didn't, I completely forgot about it until just then. It was about a week ago. Yeah, but I don't like it. It's one of those things, but I genuinely think, it's not a generational thing, but I do think that when something scary happens like that, you can either think about it constantly, or you can just bury it down deep inside until it comes out in a spectacular fashion later on.

At my son's 18th birthday. At my son's 18th birthday. No, I think sometimes I catch myself thinking about, fuck, that could have been bad. Yeah. But then you can say that about anything. I mean, you're in London, like shit's happening all the time, right? All the time. And if you believe the tablo but then you can say that about anything I mean you're in London like shit's happening all the time right all the time and if you can say that about anything you're gonna get stabbed up with a zombie knife and did you see that did you see that

block that tragic old man who got run over in Edinburgh and his head his head come off and some blokes just found his head. What? What? Old man, I think he was run over by a... Don't say that, be more sensitive. A man of advancing age? It's not that, it's the head bit. So I think he got run over and basically his head popped off as sometimes it happens like that in a car in a vehicle versus man situation

and his head popped off and it was Halloween and no- I think Sarah pops off as disrespectful to his memory. The tragedy, yeah but like the pictures would dictate that it did just pop off and it's horrible and because it was Halloween like it wasn't detected as an accident. Nobody saw it happen and it was very dark and it was a, you know, is it Calgate? Sort of area of Edinburgh. And the head was just in the street and nobody had not seen it happen. And so some lads coming home from wherever on Halloween just thought it was a fucking joke or something. You know, like, that's an incredible set of circumstances.

One of them picked it up and this is all on CTTV, one of them picked it up, then went, fuck, that's a real severed head. And his mate, and this would, I would definitely have been this mate, proceeded to teabag the severed head. Now, that is not... For fuck's sake, this is how you were being, Peter. I know. That is not the way... Don't say I would definitely have been the mate.

Any of us, because if I thought it wasn't, I wouldn't have known it was, I don't think he would have known it was a severed head because Christ on a bike, when do you ever see a severed head in the street? Don't talk about bikes like that, that's disrespectful to me. What a horrific, what a horrific airway to go and be. It's terrible, I didn't know anything about this. How do you even talk to those young lads though and sort of go, no one has ever experienced that before. Well, they will have experienced that before, of course,

but no one has ever experienced that in that context on that street. And I would need a good stern talking to, I couldn't, I couldn't, you know, I couldn't sort of hide that for, I would be thinking about that for years. I would, ah, just awful and, and, and. And it's terrible. What a terrible story. I knew nothing about it. And as ever with these types of things, when I do this show with you, it's much

more preferable for me to have known about this already, because when I get these type of stories filtered through you, you don't know whether I'm respecting the dead. You don't know. So much to the dead. You don't know. There's just so much to pick through. Did it even happen? Why is he saying it like this? What's the real story here? Where's the detail? What does it mean for me? What does it mean for house prices in my area that I'm talking to this man? Is he doing this in some way that someone sometimes says their friend's got an embarrassing

problem? Was it him that did it? Do I have to then insure myself against that and try and put a bit of an air gap between me and Pete on this? But it did happen. It did happen and it's just a horrific way to go and the saddest thing is no one saw it happen and good God. I mean, yeah. Terrible, you have a terrible coincidence that like it's on Halloween as well, goodness me. Yeah, it's the very definition of goodness me. Awful story, Peter.

I think it's about time we take a break and have a breather because I don't think people would expect you to hear phrases like, teabagging a severed head, for example. We can only apologise. When we come back, we're going to do some emails because we've got some good ones and we're going to be on much safer territory, I promise you that. Well, we'll see. If you're looking for an easy workout, you're in the wrong place. Peloton Tread has what you need to challenge yourself to be greater.

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I didn't say anything. I was just saying that's a new thing to say. It's like smack your bitch up. Remember the Beastie Boys got very upset at the prodigy for saying smack your bitch up because it was promoting domestic violence. But smack your bitch up. It was never a phrase that meant let's get things sorted, let's get things done. It was not, like the project basically said it's a cockney phrase or something that means let's get things sorted, or let's get things done. I don't think it ever was. No, I think that was probably an excuse. I would just say though, that it's a tricky

one that because, I mean, it's a hugely problematic title and looking back on it, it's not aged well, but it's a fucking amazing song. Like it is. Yeah. Yeah. And absolutely incredible tune. You cannot, uh, you cannot distance yourself from the, if they'd have just called it that and the main refrain didn't shout, smack your bitch up

constantly through the song. So it's probably my bitch up by the way. smack your bitch up constantly through the song. Sorry, smack my bitch up, by the way. Smack my bitch up. Okay. Right. Okay. Either way, not great, but it was just all the way through the song. And you're right though.

Absolute bang. Absolute stop. I would say if you look on, if anyone's interested and is familiar with that song, likes it, would like to know more about it. I've never heard of it before. That's the best bit. Yeah. But we'd like to hear more. Go onto YouTube and type in, smack my bitch up, uh, Ableton.

And there's a guy on there who has got like a video, cause sped up, partly sped up video of how, um, Liam Howlett made that song, the samples he used, what he did with him. It is honestly, it's sheer art. I mean, he's taken probably, Liam Hallett's probably taken seven or eight samples, some quite well known, some not very well known. He's using like calling the gang,

he's using Rage Against the Machine, he's using ultramagnetic MCs from the eighties, like different stuff. And he is manipulating those samples, turning them into something entirely new and creating a fucking amazing song out of it. And it's really fascinating to see how it's done. I don't know if Liam Howlett used Ableton,

but this guy doing it and showing you how it's done, he's using Ableton and he is super talented as well. Because he's basically retro engineered the entire song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And built it up again. It's just, there's got so many samples that I love like that. Like cause the project always you got a lot of value out of what I call a little boy whipping a car area around that. That's all.

I like it's the band and yeah, it's, it's an incredible bit of work. They also were, they also were the, the authors of one of the greatest band press releases ever. I don't know if you know about this, but back in the day, I forget when it was now, Prodigy had a guy called Leroy Thornton Hill, who's like a dancer. And he didn't really do anything. Because Prodigy basically was Liam Howlett with Keith Flynn and what's his name, Maxim, doing the rapping and the singing. Leroy Thornhill was there, kind of like vibes, just doing like dancing and stuff. And I'm led

to believe that Leroy Thornhill decided he wants to leave Prodigy, so he left. And for some reason, Leroy Thornhill made perhaps a bigger deal of the fact that he was leaving than Liam Howlett thought was warranted, given his very minimal contribution to the band. And Liam Howlett, Prodigy did a press release saying, we can indeed confirm the sad news that Leroy Thorne has left the Prodigy after X amount of years. He'll no longer be with the band going forward. And the final sentence is an absolute killer, which just said, we do not envisage this affecting the musical direction of the band, but we wish him all the best. But as you said he was absolutely fuck all. Anyway.

I've seen animatronics not joining the Sizzistus for their tour and she said she's going to be doing a podcast instead. I saw. Oh really? That's mad. Is that second bit true or you just make that bit up? No, no, no. She said the reason why I'm not going to be joining on The Sisters 2, which will probably make a lot of money, is because I have to do my history podcast and I don't believe her. That's weird. So I saw all the press come out, the three guys from The Sisters who have kind of... Is it a reformation or is it like a...

I guess so. I mean, what are we talking about? Jake, baby daddy. I don't know the other block. But I mean, again... Did I tell you, I must have told you the story about, because they were one of the artists that I worked on when I was at the record label. Very handsome man. Very handsome.

Jake Shears, it's just his charisma as well. He's an absolutely astonishing man. Like, I always remember what it was like interacting with him being the same room as him. But it was wild how much charisma he had. Very, very handsome as well. Anyway, emails. In the dim, distant past at one point, we did promise an email or two, so we should probably get there now.

Callum's been in touch with an email that's blown my mind. Now, we're from very different parts of the UK, PTU and I, so maybe you'll have a different take on this. But I was astonished to hear this. And I'm just going to read it to you as it's written and you can let me know what you think. He says, Hi Luke, hi Luke and the Pete long time listener, third time emailer. Just listening to the email extravaganza on Monday show and wanted to throw in a question to you all about fish and chip shops. Have you seen this email Peter? I haven't no. Okay, right. So I'm not sure if this is a local thing where I'm from, as Grimsby is a renowned fish place, but we buy fish fillets and take them to the chip shop to

fry. And it's called a home fry. Have you ever done or partaken in a home fry? Keep up the good work, Callum. I've never heard of that before. So you take a- You buy the fish fill it somewhere else, fishmonger I guess, you take it to the fish and chip shop and say, fry this up for me big man. Right. Yeah, I mean, I've seen people do like take Mars bars to the fish and chip shop to get them fried and stuff, like dipped in batter and fried. But I mean, taking a bit of fish and just go and pop that in there, will you? I think it's a bit of fish and just go and pop that in there, will you? I think it's a bit weird.

I mean, I'd love to know what kind of fee the fish and ships was charging for that service. Presumably it's absolutely minuscule. A handling fee. Yeah, I don't know. I think with, if you're in, yeah, because you are just dipping it in oil and then serving it up. But does that not leave you open to like a claim if you put some rotten fish into a battered dip and then what if that fish is off or like ancient? I reckon it's a grip. So you have never heard of this up in Harknipool now?

No, I've never seen someone walk into a fish shop and go get that fry. But maybe if you're a fisherman and you want a bit of fish and if you've caught a lovely cod you could maybe sort of pop in and go, can you fry this for me? But I mean, you would, I think you'd have to be pretty good pals with the fish and chip man. No, surely? With the fish and chip man? Yeah, I mean, I've never seen it happen.

You and I have got some good, very solid coastal credentials, you know, Hartlepool, Leon Sea, Portsmouth, etc. I've never heard of this. It may be a Grimsby thing, it may be because Grimsby is such a big fish in port, or it was traditionally, that they, yeah, like you say, the guys just go in there and say, look, I don't need to worry about where you're getting your fish from. I've got the fish. I don't need that bit. I've got my favorite fish.

I pointed into the sea and went, I'm having you, you're going in the hot oil. Uh, and now that's what's happening. Or maybe if you've built up a bit of a rapport with the guy after a while, he wouldn't check that closely what you're giving him to fry, so you could just give him anything you give him a little toy bar vips, um, shoes, little toy trunker truck, little toy trunker truck. Lovely. A small, um, a small A small, already dead animal.

Yeah, set of keys. I fried my keys. Not that Halloween head. Not that Halloween head. Callum, I'd love to know if, listen, you may well be alone in this. You may have a very, very specific experience there, but I'd love to hear from other people who maybe not just even around the UK, around the world who have got an experience of doing this. Although having said that, I've been to the US probably, for example, 30 times and never seen a fish and chip shop. So probably

not in the US. What about this one? I would very much like if you had like a fire or heat retardant kind of glove, just get your hand in butter and just fry your own hand. There'd be something, I think- And then just take it off, so people have got like a hand batter they could buy. A batter hand, yeah. And then fill it with Nutella. A little, oh that'd be lovely.

Like you know you have like bear claws, don't you? Like the whole kind of, it's like a little croissant, like kind of like an American croissant, wasn't it? The old bear claw. If you could have like a little have a little fried claw that you could fill with whatever you wanted. Mayonnaise, prawns, beautiful. What, is there a pastry, a bear claw called it? I've never heard of a pastry called a bear claw. I think it was, yeah.

Oh, it's like a Danish, it looks like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, interesting. All right, let's read this one from Edward who says, Hi Luke and Pete, absolutely love the part you're discussing about buying food for a stranger in the supermarket brought back in memory. Do you remember that email, Peter? Yes, I think so. The guy's started taking a piss, didn't he? Listen to this though, this has taken it up a notch,

and this will really test even you, I think. Edward says, I work in central London in a very busy part and one guy approached me in Sainsbury's and asked if I could buy him some food. I always say yes in this situation. He was only holding about four to five pounds worth of food. Before I go on with this story, this has never happened to me. I've never had anyone ask me to do that. Right.

Have you? Ask me to get... It sounds like someone's in the Sainsbury's with a handful of food and goes up to someone and says, will you buy this for me? It's quite a bold, it's a bold gambit, innit really, I suppose. I mean, it's nice to offer if someone's card isn't working, but I'd at least go through, I'd at least give someone the respect of sort of going through the rigmarole of pretending that my card should be working, but it isn't.

You know what I mean? Before I ask. I'll buy you the food, but you're not having a round up. Ed says, after I said yes, he went and grabbed a bunch of other stuff. I didn't want to say anything, so I paid for all of it, but it came to the value of about 25 pounds. Right. Okay.

This is what I can't believe that, I can't believe that the first email had that happened to him. And I certainly can't believe that he's now rounding up. This guy's like the Democracy Manifest man. He's just taking life by the horns and just having a lovely time with it. I mean, Ed says he seemed very happy with the purchases and it was a good cause. Well, of course he's very happy with the purchases. He's basically taken all the food he wants and you've bought it for him for free. Of course he's very happy.

It was a bit of an awkward situation, says Ed, and quite a costly one too because I don't basically taken all the food he wants and you've bought it for him for free. So of course he's very happy. It was a bit of an awkward situation, says Ed, and quite a costly one too, because I don't earn a huge amount myself. What would you do in this situation? Love and batteries, Ed. I mean, to be honest, at the risk of sounding mean-spirited, I do give the charity. I'm a pretty generous guy. I buy the big issues from the same lady every single week.

I'm not really down for someone just coming up to me with a handful of food and saying, will you buy this for me? I'm probably going to say no. Will Barron It's kind of strong, isn't it? I suppose. Yeah. I've just fallen off my bike. I have some respect. Peter Bregman Yeah, exactly. I don't fall off my bike every day. Will Barron Sounds like you do. Peter Bregman I've had one story from you cycling in a bike and you've fallen off it. Peter Bregman 100% cycle far. Peter Bregman I don't think you've got off it. So 100% cycle fall.

I don't think you've got the social skills to navigate that situation that Ed's describing there, Peter. I think you're going to end up bankrupt yourself. I would self-immolate, I think. I would sort of, I would just combust. I would just be like, this is too awkward, embarrassing. But of course they'd end up with a big bag of food. I can see a situation where you maintain eye contact with the guy the whole time.

Just gently shuffle to your left further and further and further until I'm in very delicately elbow to fire alarm. No, I'd climb in the crisps. I just climb in the crisps. Lovely soft crisps. Pretend not to speak English, climb in the crisps and then wet yourself. I always, I always, you always have a fantasy about like what we would do if there was a big,

there was a stick-up artist, you know, sticking up in an off-licence or with a gun. And this is my stick-up artist. This is me climbing into the crisps. I always think I'm just climbing the crisps. I can see you saying back to the guy, yeah, I'll buy that stuff for you. He did me a favour though before I buy it. So you might just pop him down to aisle six and get him some

toilet paper and then when he comes back, you shit yourself. Yeah. Clean up on aisle P and then have a cry. Anyway, for more emails, it's hello at lukeandpeachshow.com. We'd love to hear from you. We'll read out our favourite ones as we always do. But for now, I think Peter, that's the end of the time we've got with our listeners today. What would you like to say to them as a parting shot?

If someone approaches you in a supermarket and asks if you'll buy their stuff, if for every reason you climb into the crisps you are legally allowed to eat the crisps, alright? Because someone else has put you into that situation, you've not asked for that, but you've certainly not asked to be so close to a big bag, a big multi-pack of skips. Smack my crisp up. Smack my crisp up for crying out loud. Oh there's a guy, I do recommend Luke, Koji Kabura on YouTube.

He basically sits down and basically, basically, basically re sort of records all sort of 80s synth classics. Eurythmics, Sweet Dreams, Warren G's Regula, Eminem, The Real Slim Shady. He just sits down with a sampler and he's got his little effects and stuff. And he basically recreates epic tunes from the past. And it sounds bloody great. And you'd sort of forget how much stuff is in Eminem's real Slim Shady, for example. You kind of forget how, how busy that song is. There's so much stuff going on, even just with the synth.

So well-worked. Has he rewarded for that work with a great amount of followers, Peter? Has he been rewarded? No I don't think so. 12k views here, 16k views there. The Slim Shady one's been a bit of a hit but yeah, I'm a big fan of that guy. He's great stuff. All right cool. I'll check it out before next time and until then have a lovely week. By the way we're recording this episode before the US presidential election results so don't fucking wonder why we've not said anything. No.

We will when the time comes. Four days or something. We will when the time comes. But just be patient and listen to Smack My Bitch Up instead and Eat Yourself Some Free Crisps or whatever. Or the Beverly Hills Cop theme. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Different or whatever. Bye, see you on Thursday! The Luke and Pete show is a stack production and part of the A-Cast creator network. A-Cast powers the world's best podcasts. Here's a show that we recommend.

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