The Luke and Pete Show - Smooching Noel Edmonds

Episode Date: July 3, 2025

It's a fine Thursday to discuss Pete's most inspirational piece of work yet - a lovely graphic of him kissing Noel Edmonds. Luke's not quite sure why he's done it, and being honest, nor is Pete. Still, it's nothing an entire box of Marc de Champagne truffles can't fix.The lads also find time to talk about Jeremy Clarkson, and run the rule over your latest battery submissions. How many new players are going to enter the game this week? Tune in to find out!Email us at [e-mail] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram if character-restricted messaging takes your fancy.Fill out our survey here to have a chance at winning a PS5!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for the Luke and Pete Shaw episode, whatever it is. Somebody was pointing out I think on Twitter that we actually do have an impressive amount of back issues of the Luke and Pete Shaw, but because we stopped numbering them, I think their point was that I'd made the point that if, I think you'd made the point that if we knew how many numbers, what numbers we were at, I would stop wanting to do it. Yeah, I can tell you though because I looked it up. Alright, okay. Do you want to have a guess how many episodes of the Look-a-Picture are currently available to download? Is that true? Because there'll be archive episodes and... Yeah, go on, go on, go on.

Have a guess! Go on. Go on then. Err, I'm gonna go for... Pfft! Tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk t How many? Two a week for like eight years. Is it eight years? Jesus Christ. All right. Six hundred and two. Eight hundred and fourteen is the answer. Eight hundred and fourteen. We got, oh god, how far away is a thousand I wonder? Well it'll be... 186. Well 186, so what would that be? That would be just under two years I suppose.

You know what we should do? We should rent out a little venue, you know, just 200 people or whatever, nothing massive, 100 people either. And do our thousandth episode from there. Completely Billy Bollocks. Yeah. I'd love that. You know what's quite fascinating about it though is that we don't really plan. We started out first 15 or 20 episodes as planning staff and then we're like, ah, we can't be bothered to plan it. We'll just do it unplanned. So for the best part of 800 episodes, we've not planned it. And we've never run out of things to say. No, I think I've worked with other people and I'm like, and also listen to

other podcasts and I'm like, yeah, this is, I mean, we go off the rails and we do, but there's always something, isn't there? This, this shows where you sort of go, that wasn't the best, but that's just fucking life in it But but like there's some shows and you sort of go you've you've got you've got nothing you got a move on or something You've got you've got nothing else really I suppose, but it is just I think it's just about being a bit older and Letting you stand a bit Oh, just relax just relax be yourself let. Let all of the muscles just smooth out. Grab yourself

some Mark de Champagne Cocoa Dusted Truffles. Lovely. I've got a box of them in front of me. Because I've been on my elliptical trainer recently. I feel like I'm allowed to eat an entire box of Belgian chocolates. Mark de Champagne. I wonder how many calories are in the whole box? Energy, kilocal's, per 100 grams there are 589 calories and it's so that's 1,000, if you hit the whole box which I pretty much have 1,500, 1,600 calories delicious, efficient. Of joy though. Of joy, of utter joy. I've seen that. Can I just check back in on something? Have you heard hide nor hair of the woman who likes

our show but hates me that you bumped into at the train station? Oh can we talk about the lady that I met who said how can you work with it even though she clearly listens to both of the products in which we're both on. That's what I'm saying. Have you heard back from her? I've not heard back from her. No, no, no, no. I mean presumably she lives where I live, but I've never crossed paths with her, which is quite interesting. Because we gave her a shout out. I was hoping she'd stick her head above the parapet. I'd

check the emails. She hasn't. Check the emails. Why can't we turn this into a feud? No I know. There's enough haters out there isn't there? Oh yeah. Get online there'll be people having a go you can have a little bit of clap back at it you can have a JD Vance slash Rory Stewart moment can't you? My mates sometimes think it's funny to send me, basically people hating me that they've seen on the internet because they have like normal jobs, right?

Oh, and they're not part of it, right, okay. They don't care, they're just like, they're not bothered, they don't listen, et cetera, et cetera. And they sent one, I'm desperately trying to find it, but they sent one the other day they found on some fucking Reddit page. It wasn't even the Ramble Reddit page, it was like some other generic podcast page. That's it, yeah, I found it, but they sent one the other day they found on some fucking Reddit page. And it wasn't even the Ramble Reddit page. It was like some other podcast, generic podcast

page. That's it. Yeah. I found it. Right. And it's, um, it's two posts on Reddit. Yeah. Within 30 seconds of each other, which makes me think they might have been sent at the same time. So the second one hasn't even read the first one and it's not a reply. Right. And it says, um, the first one says, if Luke isn't on the round, but it isn't worth listening to. And the next one says, if Luke is there, I simply will not listen. Have you written these? Yeah, I wrote both of them. I feel like, I feel like you might've written those too.

I wrote both of them, right? And I wrote them all with my left hand, because I was stroking myself as I was writing. You simply cannot, you simply cannot, myself as I was writing. You simply cannot, you simply cannot, it's quite exciting because I remember like when I used to radio DJ, the only people who used to talk about the radio were some you know old boys, easily in the 60s. You get types don't you? On digitalspy.co.uk it was the only place that anybody spoke about radio, you know talked about it as a form. And so it's quite gratifying to see people, and I see that's why, I know that's why people, you know, YouTubers and stuff get excited about releasing videos to YouTube because people just, you get that feedback

loop, you get that instant kind of don't mean hit, don't you? But you simply cannot make any decisions or take anything from what anyone has said unless you're entering the stack survey get involved in the synopsis you will be entered for a draw to win one of our PS5s. You simply cannot listen to what people write in comments because it is demented drive-by stuff. There was one post I think on one of the reddits that was talking about a moment I think in like, god it must have been like, well it would have been the, was it the key, it was the key of fucking euros wasn't it, it was the euros that I had to go back to work.

Don't give away the secrets, Don't give away the secrets. You're not doing that. That's a massive part of the Ramble folklore. I already have. I don't care. You're not doing it on here. You're not doing it on here. I've done it on every podcast. We've done it on the show. It was a joke. And then, but even when I'm telling... Yeah, but you would say that. Exactly. You would say that. Hey, two could play that game. to play that game hey I've got so much

power of you in this scenario I've just realized oh yeah you're trying to make excuses now for what happened you're the reddit man once a like Luke once said they don't like Luke it's the other same guy the duality of Luke um but yeah so the other day I had to go back to work and so I recorded a message like I've been kidnapped or something I gave the sound file to Luke I give two options and for some reason Luke put both of them up so it sounded extra harrowing. I'm not a very good editor.

Extra harrowing and more upsetting. You probably do upload shows on time, which is more than I have done to this show. But, and then it became a bit of law that I got into all kinds of trouble and people on... Some people on Reddit genuinely got conspiracy theories as to... Even though I've told the person on Reddit in real life, IRL... I know, but I literally said it was a joke. I gave Luke two files and he put both up because he's got a very good edit. I didn't say that bit. And it was just a bit of a joke. Because I had to go back and play The Killers on the radio early. And yet, the conspiracy, you can tell someone right in their face the truth. And because it's more salacious and more delicious to believe the other thing. But I know that's not the truth though.

That's not the whole truth anyway. It is the whole truth. The whole truth is, me and you went out partying and you, as a joke, pulled my shirt so it went like all scoop-necked and I've never forgiven you. I think I might have thrown... I remember you also getting inside my t-shirt while I was still wearing it. That was one of the best nights I ever had by the way. That might have been...

That might have been why you did it. That night out in Kiev. Pulling up the shirt. We were literally on the... We were literally... I mean, I couldn't do it now. We were literally on the, we are literally, I mean, I can't do it now. We're literally on the piss for, so from what I remember, we landed in Kiev, had a couple of beers on the plane, dumped our stuff, quick turnaround. I reckon it was probably about two, three PM.

Yeah. Lovely. Yeah. It was massively that energy, right? And I remember crawling into bed like 10am the next day. It was, yeah, it was as we get in life. I basically jet lagged myself. And I wasn't like, I wasn't like, not so, you know, I wasn't like absolutely, couldn't drive a car, couldn't drive a car anywhere legally back then. But now, like, it wasn't really, it wasn't really, I could probably say that I felt okay I would say somebody actually got in touch somebody actually got in touch and about that that Welsh stand-up who goes out drinking and is

very good at drinking he on behalf of the Luke and Pete show asked whether that hair was real the perm was real and apparently yes is one of his parents is Italian I think so he's got no but it's not whether it's real or not it's whether he's permed yeah yeah permed yeah whether he gives it attention to get it like that no no apparently it's completely good on him man that's a great head of him yeah and on on the old the the haters thing which I know is quite a boring subject so just very briefly the weirdest thing ever happened to me was back about 12 or so years ago, there was a guy who was quite passionate

about his hatred for me. It was when it was like Twitter was the thing. And it was awful. It was actually quite awful. And I was going through a bit of a tricky time personally anyway, so it just made it worse. And anyway, whatever happened, nothing happened. You've just been- I wish you'd be more clear with me when you're having a bad time so I can really stick the knife in.

I think you probably are. I wouldn't feel guilty if you didn't. I'm pretty sure you did. But anyway, it was awful. And so I ended up just fucking blocking and whatever and moving on with my life. And then that same person saw me in real life about five years later and I recognised them instantly from their photo. How did you manage to do that? Like seeing someone non-moving in a photograph and then seeing them in real life, it's such a big leap.

Well, it was definitely them because what transpired, because I'll tell you, Sam Smith was with me at the time. And he can vouch. It was just that he and his partner just had a baby, by the way, so shout out to Sam Smith. Big part of what we do at Stack, he's moved on now, but he's still a good friend of ours, so congratulations to him and his partner on the safe arrival of their daughter.

But anyway, so he was there, and he knew about it in the first place because I had told him, so he was there to vouch. He was definitely, it's not over from the bank, he was definitely the guy. And he was really nice and it was weird and it made me feel odd. My heart skipped a beat when I saw him, it was awful. And fast forward another five years, he applied to work for me. Oh, right, okay. That's interesting.

Saying how much of a fan he was of the stuff. And I was like, do you know what, actually, that's not for me. Oh right okay that's interesting. Saying how much of a fan he was of the stuff and I was like you know what actually that's not on me that's just a weird person being weird like I can't be to blame for that because that's the full fucking gamut of interaction that. Yeah but isn't like it's just kind of people who they're a fan of something and you know for a fact they they yeah I don't know what it was I don't know what makes people want to do that. Now these days I'm just like pretty sanguine about it. I'm just like, ah, it's good to be involved. Do you know what I mean? It's good. Otherwise, because if you were doing this kind of stuff we're doing and no one cared, it'd be crap, wouldn't it?

Okay, right. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You're making a bit of noise, aren't you? I've got a nice life. I've making a bit of noise, aren't you? I've got a nice life. I've got my best friend ever, Peter, with me. And the greatest person in the world. And nothing could be better. How's your motor driving? As you drive past them in the street? Yeah, exactly. I struggle on. It's like you're at the train station, I struggle on. She'll be back. Well, look, if you've got a problem with anyone in your life, I sent someone, somebody was

having a birthday and he had a difficult year I think, and his mate said... Oh right, so you sympathise with them people having a difficult year, you don't fucking sympathise with me. You didn't tell me if you don't tell me. I can't stick the boot in. I did tell you and you laughed. And said, have a beer and not, don't worry about it mate. Yeah, yeah, it's good to talk.

Yeah. The campaign against Luke's misery, that's what I call it. That's the one I subscribe to. That's what I've got one eye on no I would say that I recorded a video and I got I did it filmed it on this camera and I got a picture of Noel Edmonds and I pretended to kiss it and I was so pleased so pleased with kissing because you see have you seen you know Edmonds hench like he's kind of yeah but you could have done the AI thing

and done like a model of you both properly kissing. That's a good point actually, yeah. Why don't you do that? I've just not really dirtyed me boots there. I wouldn't even know, if somebody said, can you do an AI video of like, you know, Luke getting off a pete, I wouldn't know how to do it to be honest.

Well, practice then. I would not know how to do it, well practice then. Noel Evans has got a new TV series out, he's trying to do a Jeremy Clarkson's farm, isn't he? He's trying to do a Jeremy Clarkson's Farm, it's quite obvious isn't it? I'm all about that, I can't wait to watch it. Yeah, but he's, he's never been funny, we spoke about Edmunds before, he's never been funny, he's never been, I don't know why he's, I think competency goes a long way and people

remembering stuff from the 80s, but he's a difficult, tricky little freak. He had Deal or No Deal though? Was he a difficult watch on Deal or No Deal or was he a good... He did that clip where he had a disabled boy. Oh the disabled fellow. Yeah that's not good. Lovely face. What's your point about Noel Edmonds though?

You're kissing Noel Edmonds though? You're kissing Noel Edmonds? And I was just like, it's the... It kind of... You know like some people can have like a meeting or like something happened to them and you sort of go, it's a real shot in the arm for my creativity but me, with a picture of Noel Edmonds I was so pleased with myself I was like showing it to people, oh my god, look at this, I'm kissing Noel Edmonds Is that the ambition you've got for your career at this point? I was like, that's all it needed. All I needed was a little picture of Noel Edmonds having a little kiss. That's nice.

Do you reckon it should all be good? It's nice though, isn't it? It comes out, no, it needs to be awful, absolutely terrible. Because Clarkson's Farm is genuinely good. Is what? Yeah, because Clarkson at the end of the day has got comedic timing. And charisma. And charisma, and Noel Edmonds is a fucking wash of a man. He's such a weirdo. I'll tell you what I was stunned by in Clarkson Farm because I'm probably one of the few that's quite ambivalent about him. I'm not for him

or I get really. I kind of get it but it's not really my cup of tea. With people like that, when they've had such a long career, I forget precisely why they're problematic or why they've done it. I remember slapping the producer. He's said something horrible about Meghan Markle. He's done some stupid shit. I forget precisely why they're problematic or why they've done it. You know, I remember slapping the producer. Punch the producer. He's said something horrible about Meghan Markle. He's done some stupid shit. Right, all that shit, yeah. He's like an edgelord, but before the internet. Yeah. That's all those kind of like, all the Quentins who used to do fucking op-eds in every fucking newspaper.

Those kind of fellas. But the part I was going to make was that like, it does show you, like,son's Farms is a good show, but it really reminds you if you need a reminder of just how popular Clarkson is. Because at one point in the most recent series, he opens a pub and the point of it is he's selling British produce from British farmers because they're on their arses, right? And on the opening day of the pub restaurant, right? And you can look this up for yourself and I couldn't honestly put a number on it, but there are thousands of people. And I mean literally thousands of people turning up on the opening day of the pub in the middle of nowhere because it's Jeremy Clarkson's pub. And you know, that is like, there's levels to this.

Like he is mainstream massive. And I know that for example, he's done Top Gear and I know that he's presenting Who Wants to be a Millionaire. But there's absolutely fuck all link between being the host of Who Wants to be a Millionaire and people traveling for miles in their thousands to go to his pub which is basically just a pub. Yeah I mean they wouldn't do it to Noel Edmonds they just wouldn't. No. Do you know what I mean? Like so in that case but because he's he's been Top Gear is such a big show and he's kind of seen as this kind of punk rock in that Jaguar awning sphere. Yeah for people who aren't part of it.

This guy this guy this guy's so non-pc guy, and it's just kind of like, right, okay, yeah, like you You know the sort of people get excited about that sort of stuff But it is that but it's also the people who've got a lot of money A lot of disposable income to sort of go to get down there and yeah You saw Will Smith singing his shitty song in Leicester Square with Yeah, I mean Leicester Square, that's not the same. That is not the same. If you're, there's thousands of people in Leicester Square anyway, everyone sees Will Smith happens to be there, they're going to stop and get their phone out. That's not the same thing.

Yeah. Okay. And I would also add this, right? What's really interesting about that type of person, and you see this with Joe Rogan as well, right? Yeah. Joe Rogan is so massive and so, and I hate to use this phrase because I don't actually think he's very clever at all, but for want of a better phrase, he's

like such a thought leader for these types of people that whatever he does, they'll go in for, right? And the great example of that is that Rogan is, you know is right of fucking Norman Tebbitt on most things. He's like a proper libertarian type person, right? But he loves Bernie Sanders, right? And he had Bernie Sanders on his show last week and people were loving it, like loving it. And Bernie Sanders and Joe Rogan have a half an hour chat about the national minimum wage, right?

And everyone's loving it because I guess they think it's a good idea to raise the national minimum wage, but they spend 99% of their lives voting for fucking politicians who hate the national minimum wage. And the whole thing is just completely muddled because people just want to be led. And it's the same with Clarkson, right? Clarkson will make absolutely amazing strides forward in the social consciousness of people's attitude towards British farmers by talking about the environment when he spent 25 years tearing the shit out of the environment and the policies and net zero and racing really fucking polluting vehicles around all over the place, having a carbon footprint the size of fucking a small fucking country, yet people

just go with him because he just found facets on it. But do you not think with him it's not really a vault facet, it's a quite cynical way to keep all of his money when he dies? That's definitely part of it, but I also think because he's exposed to these realities that he was completely insulated from in the past, he's got no choice but to go, fuck it now, that's bad.

One of the things he did on that show that I quite respected was he did an opening to an episode where he drove down the road in his Range Rover and stopped at the end of the road after five minutes or whatever and said, look at the front of my car. Right. It's got no squashed bugs on it. Back in the 80s, when I drove my car down the road like this, it would be, you know, there'd be bugs everywhere all over it. And this is because this has happened and this is why this has happened. This is a real problem. Right. It's unimaginable for him to have been doing that 20 years ago. Yeah. Oh, well, does he still do the Greta Thunberg jokes though? Does he still do the Greta Thunberg jokes? Yeah, he's always taking the piss out of her. But I think that's what most people are like, isn't it?

It's like, you know, an LD member of your family will tell an off-colour joke, but they won't be openly racist to a black person who comes to their house. Do you know what I mean? It's like, it's that kind of energy, isn't it? I'm not excusing that at all, but that's just kind of what it's like, isn't it? Yes, completely agree. We've got to have a break.

We haven't had a break yet. Well, you know, it is what it is. Yes, we'll be back in a second. It's The Luke and Pete Show and it's Thursday so we're bloody doing batteries for Crying Out Loud. If you'd like to get in touch with the show and let us know about a battery you found somewhere where you are, it's really easy and it's really simple. Just hello.lukeandpeachshow.com. Grant and Amanda's got in touch evening. Lapsa from the first ever Lap show here. Personally, firstly I've asked to submit a complaint my wife and I attended the

Glasgow Ramble show and sitting in the second row my lovely wife was dismayed to hear Luke said there were no females in attendance. It's a cheap gag. Even worse, even worse social media posts from Jim showed she was there sitting next to me and two along from the extremely loud and obnoxious hecklers who shouted fuckfish. That was a hard one for us. Yeah. Anyways, to the heart of the email, we'd like to submit this humble offering to the battery daddy a simple Frigo CR2032 found in a kitchen scale that was needing replacement.

Frigo CR2032. There's no picture to prove it right here, but I'm reliably informed it exists. You like the CR2032, don't you, as a battery? Yeah, I'm reliably informed it exists. You like the CR2030 don't you as a battery? Yeah I forget which one it is. It's the disc one but it's a bit bigger than a watch battery. Right okay but do you usually have kind of brandings on that? I think it's rare to see a branding on that. You'll see a GP lithium coin battery but there's very few other brands that will get involved branding up those tiny coins.

But Freego is unfortunately not a new player, Grant. You are the 13th person to send in the Freego of any type actually. So commiserations to you. Oh dear, never mind. Right, on to the next one then. Thanks, Grant and Amanda. Apologies about the misdiagnosing of the audience. Good and arbornd lads, says Matthew. I'm currently spending a few days in Berlin with my partner, before taking the train over to Poland to attend her grandparents' 60th wedding anniversary celebrations.

Oh, I bet that'd be fun. 60 years, probably, yeah. Yeah, come on. After stopping off at my local Sparti, or Sporty, a German off-licence synonymous with the city, and diving into our Airbnb I made a beeline for the TV and aircon remotes and discovered these boys. I present, Ja! And they've taken a picture next to some Vaters, a Nato Radler from a beer company and a Berliner Pilsner as well. Great drinks, great other batteries, great remotes, just good vibes, good vibes.

Very German photo. We're dismissing out of hand the Varta, because that's our old hat, but Ja. I think if it's Ja, which is obviously German for yes, I think that it's a new player, because the only human I can find... It simply has to have the exclamation mark in there, innit? Yeah, absolutely. But the only references to the word Ja, J-A, or Ja, is just people talking about Ja Rule.

So, I see. Oh, Ja, ik, comma, lovely. Smashing. Back in 2019, when everyone was talking about Fire Festival. So, that's a new player. Congratulations to you, Matthew. If you guys are listening and you think it isn't a real player, a new player, sorry,

come in with some real evidence to the contrary because until then it's going to be seen as a new player. Yeah, drink deeply from the Munchoff beer you've got behind it. Hello to Andre, hello to Pete, I was eating dessert at my mum's house. I don't know why that's funny. I was eating dessert at my mum's house when I spotted these babies that came together with something, they came together with something and my stepfather refused to use it. You do sometimes get that when you buy an item.

They'll come with like a pre-packaged two or four configuration AAAs or AAs and you'll go you know what that's gonna last me ten seconds I'm gonna put in some jurors. But yeah, pure energy, made in China. RELINX, R-E-L-I-N-X. Yeah, they're new players as well. Yeah, all good. Can't find them anywhere. Good stuff. I tell you what, he's got two new players. Congratulations. Well look, take Andre, all of the energy, excuse the turn of phrase, from that win, that tidy win because apparently in a few months you're gonna be a daddy in his 40s so any tips out and not go crazy with the lack of sleep Luke? Because you're, why don't

you just get involved with your, because your sleeping patterns can be a little bit awry sometimes. You do lack sleep as I do but you just get yourself a little bit of coffee. Get on the Monster Energy drink. I don't like coffee. So I think that you just gotta embrace it, man. You get to sleep when you can. You hopefully have an understanding wife like I have, who understands that I need more sleep than her. And it doesn't last forever, this kind of crazy sleeplessness thing.

Because for example, when babies are first born, I mean, you've probably been told this already, but when babies are first born, they haven't got a circadian rhythm. So they don't know when it's nighttime. So every few hours they need to be fed and that's tricky, but that doesn't last for that long. And in my experience, bar the occasional kind of sleep regression. So my son went through about four to six weeks of waking up at five 30 or even earlier, which is a pain, but touchwood

now he's got past that and it's actually not too bad. So it just goes by so fast. Someone said to me the other day that you've got, from the moment your child is born, you've got 10 years, roughly, of being their favourite person in the world and after that you'll never get it back. So embrace it as much as you can and yeah, it's just part of it, I guess. Mine gives me a good cough every now and again, but only me. You can't stand that, you can't be accepting that. They say ignore it because it's not getting in a reaction, but I think when you're drawing

blood from my face, I think she knows. When they get older, Pete, they do know that it's been right and wrong. They do start to learn that. Yeah, fingers crossed, eh? They should be bloody-ing you. No. At least to learn that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Fingers fingers crossed. They should be bloodying you. No That said that said I did I did sort of doze off to do watch the minions and I saw it went I'll just take this opportunity to close my eyes for a second that lasted for about 10 seconds. I slipped into some kind of sleep

While she was next to me and their finger right in the eye. I was fucking hell There's nothing worse than being walking up with a finger in your fucking eye. They are irrational actors. They are irrational actors. Can't we? Yeah, alright, no you really can't. Yes, we'll be back on Monday, that's right, with you. Keep your emails coming in. See you then. Hello.pcho.com. Have a lovely weekend, enjoy your summer if you are indeed in the Northern Hemisphere. If not, well, just enjoy whatever you've got going on down there. Oh, we didn't talk about Ken Allen, the orangutan. Let's do it on Monday. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

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