The Luke and Pete Show - Superjaunty black hole
Episode Date: August 29, 2022Pete’s been on the internet again and he has found a quite bizarre video that emerged from the world of baseball…Elsewhere, we listen to the sound of a black hole, a listener criticises the band M...use and Pete tells us all about his default freezer leftovers meal. It is just as depressing as it sounds.Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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everything is blurry everything is something else
puddle of mud there on the luke and pete show uh because because in this new economy we could just
it's not we're not playing copyrighted music. We're remixing it, Luke.
We're playing with it.
We're tearing at the fabrics and reimagining it.
Basically, the world of IP infringement is a Mr. Potato Head,
and as long as you just move the features around a little bit,
everything's fine.
Oh, yeah.
We were slagging off, weren't we,
the old Limp Bizkit lyrics the other week.
I think Puddle of Mud probably sent them pretty close.
They probably did force them into a photo finish.
I'm fairly certain that Fred Durst was instrumental
in Puddle of Mud getting a record deal.
I might have got that massively wrong.
I think we have only barely scratched the surface
of Fred Durst's crimes against music up until now.
Over time, they will come to the fore
and there will be us out there who stood tall at the time
and now saying, we always knew, we always knew
the crimes against music and popular culture
that man was capable of.
It wasn't just a backwards cap.
That was the tip of the iceberg.
There was a lot more going on.
Is there any, so, oh God, what was the name of that?
Zing Duo.
I'm going to type their name into
uh yeah so zing duo is a saxophonist uh male and female vocal uh group duo uh if you will
who uh basically just play hotels up and down where i went on holiday last week no bongos just a saxophonist a woman from
liverpool who sings uh beautifully and plays her saxophone uh while another bloke uh basically just
uh plays plays the uh plays the piano and i think also he doubles up as a elton john enthusiast
slash um cover artist as well uh But well worth a Google.
Zing Duo.
Give them a look.
They are just great stuff.
They're just great stuff.
They do so many different acts.
Zing Duo, yeah.
I'm looking at them now.
I'm looking at the old Insta.
I don't think they do look great.
I think they look absolutely terrible.
I'm not having a go at them.
I think, you know, they're doing their thing.
They're making their money.
Good on them.
They're having a great time.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
And like I said, I'm not having a go,
but I just don't like it.
How much do you reckon... With stuff like that, it's quite light, I suppose.
Kind of all you need is a saxophone, a piano,
and I guess a piano or something. is there is there is there something to be
said for like how much money they're making a night that's what i'm thinking well if you get
a book for the season you probably get a decent wish don't you but i think it's fine for me to
say that i don't think they look very good i'm not expecting them to like our show you know that's
true what if they were i'm looking for a bit of fellow kind of performer solidarity they probably never listened to an episode they never will they everyone listens to podcasts
these days they've probably scrolled past this podcast and thought i'm not listening to that
doesn't sound very good no that's up to them yeah but if i went to that to a hotel and they were
playing in the lobby i wouldn't do anything drastic i wouldn't ask to check out or whatever
but i probably think see it as a minor inconvenience to my stay i wouldn't do anything drastic. I wouldn't ask to check out or whatever, but I'd probably see it as a minor inconvenience to my stay.
I wouldn't do anything drastic.
I'd get really upset.
Do you know what?
One of the worst things to happen is when a guy playing the guitar or whatever
comes up to your table while you're eating dinner.
Is there anyone that likes that?
Yeah.
is there anyone that likes that yeah it's it's more it's more just the i don't have a i don't i don't really carry cash anymore so i can't tip do you know what i mean but you you cannot stop
putting your hand in your pocket and getting cash out to solve all your problems that's that's not
what they're asking for they're already being paid all right okay yeah my point my my issue
isn't that my issue is it's, okay, a slightly different way,
but perhaps related, and maybe I'm on shakier ground.
By the way, did you do an intro?
I can't even remember.
I wasn't listening.
I think I just sang Puddle of Mud.
Blurry.
It's the Luke and Pete show.
I'm Pete Donaldson.
I'm joined by Luke Moore.
It's basically, if you like Puddle of Mud,
you'll love the Luke and Pete show,
because they're the only fuckers who are mentioning them.
Yeah, they're fucking only fuckers who are mentioning them yeah
they're fucking delighted
to get a mention
their Google alert set up
on their email address
will be fucking popping off
for the first time in years
I
all I was going to say was
it's
it's
it's of the same
genre
as the
let's all come up
and sing happy birthday
to someone in a restaurant
when it's their birthday
now
if you're over the age
of fucking 10 I don't think you should enjoy that i don't know if you've ever
had it sung to you in the uh rainforest cafe which uh is definitely what happened uh to me one time
when a friend was uh taking the piss being seen there's a little stitch up that's fine it's a
great little gag it's a great little gag but yeah i don't mind
yeah i don't mind you can i mean surely you must think say you're out particularly say you're out
say you're out on a first date or something and you're having dinner at a restaurant and you've
i don't know you've booked somewhere without really thinking about it did it last minute
yeah and it was okay but it wasn't great and there was a guy with an acoustic guitar
and he came up and started singing right next to your table. Yeah. You're telling me you'd enjoy that?
I think if he was singing about me,
like sort of going,
he's a little man with his little moustache.
He looks kind of skinny,
but he's also got a little bit of a belly on him.
He's a man who's gone to seed.
And he just sings a little song about me.
I think that would be a lovely little moment.
You would hate that.
No, I would fucking abhor it.
And rightly so.
I hate magic.
I hate people who just...
I just hate people who get in my face.
And you are one who loves getting in people's faces.
I mean, what do you mean by that, though?
Because I'm not rude, am I?
No.
You're just...
You're perfect because you just want to know...
I like to poke and prod.
You like to poke and prod. You like to poke and prod.
Basically, I was watching this little mini documentary
about some lads who sort of go around
kind of basically just Trump rallies and stuff
and just shove a microphone under someone's nose
like a biker rally or a flat earth rally
and just kind of count the seconds until they start talking about the Jews.
And,
and,
and they always,
they always,
and it was quite,
it was quite beautiful.
He did sort of go,
honestly,
you don't even ask,
I have to ask a leading question about the Jews.
You just wait.
And they always just mentioned the fucking Jews eventually.
And I was just talking about,
yeah.
And,
and they,
and this guy,
they've got like a motorhome,
young lad,
and he just goes around
these kind of rallies
and just wears
a dirty old charity shop suit
and just basically
just puts a microphone
under people's faces and stuff.
And you're a little bit like that.
It's basically the job
you used to do at Absolute Radio
at the White Festival.
They were there.
If you're there on the red carpet,
expect me to have a chat to you about your fucking new album.
Charity shop suit, check.
Shoveling a microphone in people's face, check.
Bad conspiracy theorist, check.
What were they saying, these guys?
Was it good?
What's it called?
You can't remember, can you?
I can't remember.
It was a Vice documentary about these lads.
Do they still do some good ones, Vice?
They used to do some really good ones. Yeah, here and there think the the the belly's fallen out of it a little bit but
uh yeah it's it was it's quite a nice piece about a couple of lads just doing the thing i watched a
i watched a documentary three-part documentary on discovery plus um
yeah well because um the wi-Fi I have access to
has got an affliction where she will automatically subscribe
to any premium piece of content available in our house.
Yeah, and you don't know...
I bet you don't even know how many subscriptions you've...
No, and the thing about it is,
because it's impossible to keep up with,
I think I've been sitting on a lot of good quality TV
that I didn't think I could watch because i found out that i can anyway there was this documentary
series three-parter called unprecedented on discovery plus yeah about um the 2020 election
and the great thing is because the trump campaign the trump operation is honestly so
unprofessional yeah this guy called Alex someone, I forget his name,
I heard about this documentary because I
heard him interviewed about it
and I thought, oh, that sounds interesting, I'll go and watch
that. And he
basically, as a British
filmmaker, of no real kind of
repute, I mean, it's a pretty good documentary,
it's not amazing, but it's okay. My point is, he's
not like Werner Herzog
or Nick Broomfield.
He's a jobbing guy, really.
He's just got complete access to all the Trump family,
and they didn't ask for any creative or editorial control.
And what's happened is, he's come up with his three parts.
The first one's on the campaign trail, the second one's on the election night,
I think, and the third one's on the January 6th thing,
the storming of the Capitol.
and the third one's on the January 6th thing.
The storming of the capital.
And as soon as it was released,
the January 6th investigation committee said,
well, we're subpoenaing all that footage.
And just took all his footage because he's had so much amazing access
they didn't even know was happening.
Yeah.
Oh, lovely old job.
Anyway, so that's worth a watch.
It's quite interesting.
I didn't think it was that good.
Yeah. But it's very... i think he's on purpose he's made it very like succession okay he interviews all the kids interviews the dad
like in the kind of settings and the set that you would see in the show succession um so it's quite
it's quite an interesting nod but it's pretty interesting
anyway um i can't remember what i was gonna say but ultimately that is quite a good documentary
to watch and going back to the vice thing they did a couple of really good ones one was about
um the the musical phenomenon of donk okay yeah yeah we talked about that in was that in wigan
was that yeah it was based in wigan yeah that's what we talked about and the other one was yeah
because we mentioned it when we're talking about Richard Ashcroft,
it was Vice who made that documentary,
I think they called it.
And there was another one
about an organised crime guy in Liverpool
who was just the most terrifying man.
He ran this gym
and it was very, very frightening,
but very interesting.
We seemed to get really good access with that as well.
Yeah.
Can I interest you in
a video that I
completely neglected to send you right before
we started. I've just sent it to your WhatsApp.
Basically, the baseball season
has been running for
300 million years at this point.
Never stops. They reckon
that just this year
the people who are watching
the baseball are slowly starting to
go a bit mad um and this is a really good example of it there's a man uh just describe what you put
a straw through a hot dog he's putting a straw through a hot dog to make a hot dog a meaty straw
effectively and then he's picked up his pint from the floor
and he's just seeing what the pint tastes like
sucked through the straw.
He's basically doing exactly what you do
when you have to sit in one place for more than five minutes.
Like, what have I got around me that I can turn into something?
And if you've got nothing, you'll end up just drawing pictures.
I remember once
you drawing a picture of um a a heart after someone quite famous had a heart attack okay
you wrote their name across it right and you gave it to me as a joke yeah i didn't think about it
pinned it up on the notice board of my house yeah it's quite a nicely rendered nicely drawn thing
uh realized it in the background of all my videos
during covid good stuff for months and months i wonder who that was your angle here suggesting
that um the guy has been sent so mad by the longevity of baseball yeah that he's he's actually
doing that he's just got and what i like about the video is we can post it online um via rory
um it's basically him making it making his own little meaty straw
and sucking the beer through it.
I quite like the title of the video.
It's Life Sentence, Sentence, No Parole.
It's going to taste disgusting, isn't it?
Just fizzy lager and salty hot dog- water uh aka um the uh and and and what i like
about it is he's just going about it he's not showing off to his friends i think he's alone
i think he's there alone and he's just he's almost certainly alone in a lot of aspects of his life
doing that oh lordy peter speaking of um rights things as well something i also forgot to mention that i
really wanted to ask you about is have you heard the and rory can play this out um i don't think
it matters in terms of rights um have you heard the the sound of the black hole
yeah to be honest i think if anyone's anybody thinks they can kind of assert the rights to the sound of a fucking black hole.
I mean, good on you.
Good luck.
And we've got nothing but respect for the James Webb Space Telescope.
No one supported that more than us.
So, yeah, we deserve it.
You've heard it, right?
I've heard it, yeah.
It's pretty incredible.
Yeah, it's basically, it's not exactly the sound of a black hole, but it's certainly the sound of it.
I don't know what it is.
I didn't really read it properly, as you can well imagine.
But it's the closest approximation of what a black hole actually sounds like, no?
Yeah, so it's essentially built from a load of different data.
But first of all, let's give it a listen.
All right. There you go, see, it's quite spooky.
That is quite spooky.
It sounds like something off the video game Mass Effect 3.
Yeah, it sounds like exactly what you'd imagine one to sound like,
which I like. But secondly secondly so to answer your question i believe it's built from a load of different data
points but what they've also had to do is they've had to bump it up about four million octaves
and they've had to speed it up because i think the cycle is something like 10 million years
to to manipulate it to get to a position where you can actually hear it yeah but I suppose, I mean, I'm not a scientist or an astronomer.
I suppose it's probably accurately, I suppose,
it's like the essence of the black hole sound.
Yeah.
But it's quite frightening.
And I was thinking to myself when I heard it,
because I played it out on the radio last week,
and I was thinking to myself,
imagine if it just sounded really jaunty.
Or like really, really. Bop. Ooh. and I was thinking to myself imagine if it just sounded really jaunty or yeah that would be
kind of
I know it sounds frivolous but there's nothing to suggest
that because of our perception of what a black
hole is it should sound like that
there's no reason it should
why have they not bumped up a few more octaves to make
it a little bit more, why have they not put it in a major key
oh right yeah they put like little one second samples on a Like, why have they not bumped up a few more octaves to make it a little bit more? Why have they not put it in a major key? Oh, right.
Yeah, they put like little one-second samples on a synth keyboard and let Jean-Michel Jarre onto it.
I mean, if you're going to manipulate it that much,
why not rehabilitate the reputation of the black hole?
Just give it a nice sound.
Put a little kind of voice, a little vocal box to it, like Peter Frampton.
That would be, now you're talking.
Now you are talking.
Put Fig me.
That'd be brilliant.
A bit of Fred Durst over the top to go, yeah, come on.
Break stuff.
We can't.
Nothing can escape in the black hole.
We can't break anything in this black hole, Fred.
Fred, you've got nothing going on in here.
You're probably going to be very, very fortunate to keep your cap on.
There's no no, there's no metal. There's nothing in here, mate're probably going to be very, very fortunate to keep your cap on. There's no metal.
There's nothing in here, mate.
It's chomped the lot.
Don't worry about it.
Do you remember, for a time, new metal was being called sport metal.
Do you remember that?
It was because they were wearing a lot of Adidas clothing.
Did I make that up?
I think it was because baggy jeans were de rigueur,
but Korn would wear a lot of Adidas.
Obviously, Fred Durst would wear a lot of Adidas. Obviously, Fred Durst would wear a lot of Adidas.
Yeah, I think it was mainly because of the clothes they wore, no?
Well, when we were talking about it, when we were talking about the old, what's it called?
The old Woodstock thing the other week.
I was thinking to myself, I'm pretty sure when I was at uni, people were calling it sport metal.
So I googled it.
I couldn't find any results.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, yeah.
I reckon so.
Anyway, let's have a quick break.
When we come back, we'll do a couple of emails, Peter,
because we haven't done any emails for a wee while.
All right, then.
Let's do some bloody emails.
We'll be back in a second.
It's the Luke of Peter.
I'm Pete Donaldson.
It's Monday, so we're going to be reading out some of your emails.
Before we get there, actually, Luke,
did you know that expiration dates on stuff like corn, peas, carrots, largely, I mean, largely, it doesn't matter.
You can eat them for 20 years.
Like, I know he talks about a guy who eats a load of stuff, a load of like old rations and stuff from the Civil War and that.
But canned foods, they reckon, reckon scientists boffins and that
uh they're basically safe indefinitely and as long as you store them in temperature below 75 degrees
uh fahrenheit you could probably eat them for like five years after the purchase good news for fans
of the apocalypse on the way good news and i but i mean just look for just one thing to keep an eye
out just make sure uh make sure you just you don't eat anything from a big can that's kind of swollen,
because that is a warning sign that it might have some harmful toxins in there.
Great fucking public service announcement, that, Peter.
I don't know how you feel.
Here we go.
So, I mean, obviously, we've had a lot of shit at the moment saying,
oh, I mean, you can eat, like, off food, actually.
What's wrong with eating off food?
And a lot of, like, blogs and newspapers and stuff are running these pieces
in anticipation for a pretty serious recession
where people will have to cannibalise their old folks.
But this piece is not written on these shows.
As long as they're in cans.
As long as they're in cans. But st piece is not written on these shows. As long as they're in cans. As long as they're in cans.
But still bread.
Still safe bread.
But just don't eat those mouldy slices, baby.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
I mean, I don't know if I'm, you know,
living in the future here,
but when it comes to certain things,
I just, if it's bread with a little bit of mould on the crust,
I'll just pull that bit off.
Yeah, I think that's fair.
Which I get in trouble for, by the way.
Oh, why?
Because that's the most delicious bread.
The wife I have access to thinks that I shouldn't be reducing myself to that.
But, and the yoghurt, it gets a bit
mouldy. Yoghurt's much nicer when it's gone past the date.
It gets much creamier.
Obviously, you can't eat the mouldy bit, so I just scrape it off.
I'm tardy.
I'm not tardy. I'm thrifty.
Thrifty, that's fair, yeah. Look, you're resourceful. I'm of the opinion. So I'm tardy. I'm not tardy. I'm thrifty. Thrifty. That's fair.
Yeah.
Look,
you're resourceful.
I'm,
I'm,
I'm of the opinion.
So I'm like,
so my partner is excellent in a million different ways,
but then,
but with frozen food,
she never sees the freezer.
So like she never sees food that's old.
So she'll go,
she'll go,
we haven't got any food in.
I'll go,
Sarah,
I can whip up a disgusting meal
from the stuff
we've got in the freezer.
And I do.
And it's always disgusting.
But,
What is it?
What normally do you do?
What kind of stuff?
You find a protein,
you mix it with
some bulk rice
I bought from the
Asian supermarket
around the corner.
Brought it home in the scooter.
Smells a bit like petrol now.
And, yeah, just, and if there's
an asparagus sprig
from the bottom of the fridge
I'll stick that in as well. Right, stop
there, stop there
people listening, Luke
and Peach are a family listening to this
if you can honestly tell me
you can think of or have
witnessed or experienced a more depressing prospect than that,
hello at lucanpeach.com.
And I'll just reiterate what he said, okay?
Find a protein in the freezer.
Find some of the massive batch of rice that I bought that now smells like petrol
and pick up an asparagus sprig from the bottom of the fridge.
Yeah, exactly. And you wonder why the partner you have access to wants to fucking get a takeaway. now smells like petrol yeah pick up an asparagus sprig from the bottom of the fridge yeah exactly
and you wonder why the partner you have access to wants to fucking get a takeaway
oh i'll happily have the takeaway as well today's make that yeah yeah if you're anything like me
you basically get a whole meal plan going you get go shopping get all the food in for the week and
then on about tuesday you go oh fancy takeaway now yeah massively yeah that is definitely me i just but i was gonna say stop eating takeaway on your canned food shout so i
don't know how you feel maybe this is an old person's cliche maybe people listen to this
are a lot younger than us are going to be like grow up granddad fine but i feel like the the
world is going on a particular only in one direction really, right? I'll be honest with you, I think it's going to shit, okay?
I think there's a reasonable chance that in between five and ten years' time
the world's going to look a lot different,
and I think we'll look back and we'll be glad of Pete's canned food advice.
That's what I think.
Yeah, I think so too.
Yeah, I'm just helping out.
We always hear about the post-apocalyptic kind of wastelands
nuclear wastelands where we're eating uh irradiated um bison meat i've been training for that for
years i live in west norwood i'm uh yeah i'm teaching them how to just just make your peas
go a bit longer from the can it's worth it and we promised an email we're going to do it deliver an
email it's an email from alex i like the energy of this i like we talked a little bit i think didn't we on thursday about you know brew dog energy and kind
of i think i think there's a lot of interesting energy about the subject of this email that i
want to talk about so thank you for sending in alex he has of course emailed hello at luke and
pete show.com and he says hi luke and pete this is something which has been occupying my mind
since the band muse released their latest single will of the people a few weeks ago yeah i used to
find muse a fairly pompous but entertaining musical outfit but i believe if you put them
under the microscope you'll see that they've evolved into something grotesque and offensive
a lot like their previous releases will of the people talks about revolutions bringing down
institutions and hitting back against the system.
But what system are Muse rebelling against?
The system that benefits three white straight dudes from Cambridge?
What institutions are they wanting to take down?
The record labels who put out their shit music every year.
I should just interject there and say that I think only one of them is from Cambridge.
I think the rest of them are from...
Devon?
One's from Stockport and the other one's from Devon.
They formed in Devon. But anyway, Alex, that doesn't undermine
your point. Alex picks up the story and says
bands like Self Esteem and Idols
actually name check the social issues
they want to talk about. Do Muse do that? No.
If they have such a problem with, quote, the system,
why don't they specify who exactly they have
a problem with? All they do is make sweeping
generic statements about revolution so
posh boys can sing along and convince themselves they're victims in a world which is set up for them if you need any
more reasons to hate them listen to their cover of feeling good by nina simone they've been putting
the wool over our eyes for too long we need to rebel against muse we need a revolution from alex
now that email is essentially and ostensibly a gripe from a listener who doesn't like muse that's
it normally doesn't pass the threshold to get into the email inbox,
but it did on this occasion, and I'll tell you why, Pete Donaldson.
The reason is I think he's right around the dog-whistley conspiracy theory stuff
that Muse have been doing for quite some time now,
and no one's really calling him out on it.
So I thank Alex for doing so.
The will of the – I mean, they use the word sheeple uh in uh great that is great and but i you know i i was in music radio
and i've always when i have interviewed them they always seem like stand up not like with the
pomposity as their music have got has got more uh general uh and basic and pompous and stupid and, you know, just overblown,
I feel that they've gotten,
I feel that they have become nicer and nicer
and more down to earth.
But if you're putting lyrics like,
you know, we'll throw the baby out of the bathwater
with every second our anger increases,
we're going to smash a nation to pieces.
There's no grit to their revolutionary,
you know,
you know,
saber-rattling,
is there?
There's no kind of,
there's no texture there,
is it?
It's just all very general.
This could apply to someone in Argentina,
which we happen to be playing a stadium in soon.
Yeah,
it's quite cynical,
isn't it?
Yeah.
It's very cynically sort of,-esteem idols they're british they talk
about british issues for british people british women uh in the main and uh and and and so i
think they are more they're obviously a more important band uh here um you can either go
one of two ways you become a massive sort of regular stadium band and you can maintain
that granularity like the manic street preachers and just sort of literally just tear up your old
um uh your old history a level uh um essays and then just scatter them into a onto a print stick
piece of a4 paper and just go there's the lyrics uh oh and then and then lyrics, or just find Richie Edwards' old diaries
and live off them for 10 years.
Or you can kind of become generalists like Muse,
and they're just kind of trying to sort of get in on the vein
of kind of discontent of the people,
but they're not willing to be specific or upset anyone, really.
It's all very vague, isn't it?
I think the cynical angle is a really interesting one,
not one I consider, but I think you're right.
I think they've probably looked at the world and gone,
well, people are really pissed off about all these things.
Let's write songs about them, rather than we're really pissed off.
We think people are like this because we're really pissed off.
Almost like the anti-punk, if you know what I mean.
I mean, that song, The Will of the People,
the chorus is the will of the people
the will of the sheeple
I don't think that's that good I think if we're going to dish out
Limp Bizkit's stick we should be dishing out
stick for that as well
it sounds like the beautiful people by Marilyn Munson
the will of the people
the will of the sheeple
my biggest gripe around
your idols your self esteesteem's your um your sleaford mods is i
just don't think it's that good and i think self-esteem are good sleaford mods are all right
as well they're good yeah but you have to say they're not good why do i have to say that why
do i have because the people you hang out with you'd be a pariah if you didn't say yeah i like
sleaford mods look. Look, I guarantee
I can't remember
the last time I spoke with my
friends about music. I've got
one mate, Al, who listens to
Radiohead still.
He'll go and watch Nick Cave every now and again.
The other ones
really hit the fucking hardcore. I just don't
I find talking about
music just so boring you started it
i did you just invaded poland i just read the email out i think all i was gonna say was i was
being unkind to you there for which i apologize all i was gonna say was the what i find interesting
about that and what i mean by that point i made there because it's all subjective right if you
like it great it's fine that's none of my business but what i think is missed sometimes
is that if you want to have the most impact possible you have to just write really good
songs yeah and people will and that's how it will happen you know the way that you know the way that
radiohead are able to get messaging across which which they do do throughout their music regularly,
it's just by being fucking massively popular
because their songs are really good.
You can't put the cart before the horse, guys, is all I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Just bear it in mind. By the way, speaking of
sheeple, you've reminded me of something that I haven't thought
about for a long time that used to happen
when I first moved to London.
I lived in Stockwell in South London in 2004
and I used to walk up the wandsworth road to get the 77 bus into town
when i was working the capital radio where i first met you pete donson and um every single
morning because this is way before you could work from home and all that good stuff um i used to
walk up towards the bus stop and loads of people would be walking that way because, of course, loads of people
would be going into town for work.
And there was one guy, older guy,
probably dead now, sadly.
If he is, God rest him.
He didn't have a job
and he didn't really do anything.
But what he used to do
at eight o'clock in the morning
or 7.30 in the morning
is he used to go out of his house
with a big white lab coat on which he had
um graffitied himself and it was all like um conspiracy theory stuff about about you know
the the illuminati and about you know the capitalist fucking pigs and he used every
single person used to walk past him used to go morning sheep morning sheep and he did that every single morning for the
time i lived there which is like i think two and a half years and he at the time i just thought of
him as a mild curiosity and he's thinking it was quite funny now i see him as a proper like ahead
of his time like prophet because if he's still alive now i'm telling you now he's all over the
yeah he'll be he'll be on TikTok upsetting people, won't he?
And that man turned into Andrew Tate.
Kickbox extraordinaire.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go over here.
All right.
That's the best way to finish this show.
We can't do any better than that.
This has been the Blaine Little Pete Show, isn't it?
For your Monday.
We'll be back on Thursday morning at about five o'clock,
unless something horrific
has happened with our upload
or indeed our recording schedule.
And we'll be back,
all guns blazing
and all batteries
popping out of our
little anuses
onto your hands.
And we love you very much.
Stay in school.
Don't not use your cross pipes.
We are the battery daddies.
We are the battery daddies.
I forgot about the battery daddy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just look after yourselves, all right? We're back Daddies. We are the Battery Daddies. I forgot about the Battery Daddy.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Just look after yourselves,
all right?
We're back on Thursday.
Bye-bye.
See ya.
Ta-ta.
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