The Luke and Pete Show - The breastfeeding cat

Episode Date: January 6, 2022

It’s Thursday on the Luke and Pete Show and we’re here to bring you a story about a woman breastfeeding a cat. What else did you expect? We then hear why Pete would be happy to take a couple of years in prison and finally get to the bottom of the origin of Raver Fuel Beans that we were sent on Twitter. Do you have any access to sweet beans? Email: [e-mail] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh, welcome to the Luke and Pete show. Is it a Monday? Is it a Thursday? We're recording this a few days early, so I haven't got a fucking clue. It's a Monday, isn't it? It's a Thursday, mate. It's a Thursday. Well done, mate. Well done, mate. Thank you for joining us once again on the Luke and Pete show. Well done, mate.

Thank you for joining us once again on the Luke and Pete show. Luke, in our last show, you mentioned me turning on the Hollywood lights for Christmas. I did. Obviously. How was your career? Was that unfair? Yeah, no, definitely. Were you up on a big plinth, by the way?

No, no. No, it was half a scaffold. I think there might have been like a kind of... After the Civil War. Like a little, maybe a tea chest I was still on. Perhaps. How many people were there? There was probably about 100 people. Okay.

It was nice. It was an honour. But I just wondered whether, because the internet existed back in 2007, I thought there's got to be some reference to this online. Oh, right, cool. In the Holloway newspaper. Yeah. And there is.

I did a little Google while you were talking. In the Islington Tribune, publications by the New Journal Enterprises, yeah, there's a piece written by Roshin Gadalrab, which, no, no, that's not an acronym or anything. I thought it looked like it was a backwards name. Yeah, it was published 5th of October 2007. And there I am in the newspaper. What thought it was like, it looked like it was a backwards name. Yeah, it was published 5th of October 2007

and there I am in the newspaper. What does it say? It's quite a good piece. It's got a lot of stuff in there. The title is Ord to Holloway Hall of Fame. It's got a picture of me

going, ooh. Yeah. And, yeah, ageing rocker Billy Joel's epic song We Didn't Start the Fire has inspired

a breakfast radio presenter to pen a homage to the chippies and kebab shops of Holloway Road. Oh, this is Holloway Road Shops I Admire. So this was the inn. This is why we got the gig. Holloway Road Shops I Admire. Yeah. Classic tune. Cheeky Pete of cult rock and indie radio

station XFM, who hosts The Breakfast Show with Alex Zane. Oh, that's generous. I mean, that is overstepping my mark, I would say. Brilliant. Has written a song in tribute to his home streets outlets word of the song has already spread

to deputy council leader Terry Stacey who rang up the show on Monday and managed to talk the two DJs into turning on the Christmas lights

at the Nags Head in November Mr Stacey said the song is quite amusing I'm a secret XFM fan I was listening in because I wanted to win Kaiser Chiefs tickets

where Billy Joel's song reads like a reduced Shakespeare company summary of modern history, name checking the likes of Nixon and Monroe, DJ Chicky Pete, whose real name is Pete Donaldson, runs through his favourite shops. Lyrics from the song includes, it's Holloway road shops that I admire, facilities that I require,

Argos, Holloway Cycles, Chicken Village, Waitrose, Nags Head, Michael's High Clash Fish Bar, Pizza Zone, Pizza Zone, Global Internet. And that was the lyrics from the song. Chicky Pete said,

I was writing about the varied microcosm that is Holloway Road. I'm strolling down there. There's everything. Arsenal Stadium. I can go up the 24-hour garage and buy bigger juice,

the greatest drink. It's just a great street. I like going into Waitrose and then popping into cash converters to see what's there. It's nice to know that in 13 years my tastes haven't really sort of advanced. That's exactly what you would do now

if you were in Holyrood, isn't it? Myself and Alex are both excited about the Christmas lights. Alex has never attended the Nags Head shopping centre and he wonders what it might be like. I told him it's futuristic. Alex's famous he didn't turn up. He didn't turn up, no. He was turning on the lights, let's say, or turning on the lights let's say uh or

turning on the electricity to the radio station uh xfm south wales which lasted about six months yeah there was a few of them knocking about when they xfm south wales and manchester and they sort of joined up and we are as we sit here right now as you say 13 14 years later not a mere stone's throw from holloway Road now true yeah we've not really moved on have we really I suppose you could say that Peter

not really you could say that but you must have given that quote as well to the journalist there who's starting out making her way let's be honest

she's not doing this as an end game she's making her way in the world you've given her a quote there yeah I mean do you remember saying it I don't remember saying it

I don't remember the interview we should really sort of check out what that uh the deputy council leader terry stacy because basically they were like terry stacy was the kingmaker there um yeah yeah she's she's a terry stacy is a loud lib dem activist uh i think he's got an mbe now he has got an mba well there you go bloody hell former councilor terry said yeah and he's got an MBE now he has got an MBE well there you go bloody hell former councillor Terry yeah and he's met Lady Gaga by the looks of things

I'm on his Instagram right now I'm on his Instagram he's a bloody lovely man he's bald and he's got a big grey beard in 2014 after 12 years

as a Liberal Democrat councillor two of which he spent as a council leader Mr Stacey was thrown out of his Highbury seat an ill-advised An ill-advised decision to let cheeky Pete Donaldson

turn on Christmas lights and come back as a haunting. Yeah. Amazing. Do you look back on that with great fondness? Yeah, I guess so, yeah. Did you go to the pub after? Yes, I believe I did.

I went with a band who did a song about Holloway Road called The Glam Girls or something. There was a band called The Holloways as wellay Road called like The Glam Girls or something there was a band called The Holloways as well wasn't there there was yeah they used to play

in Nambuka up the road I used to like going to Nambuka Nambuka was good I think it burnt down a few of the bands I was involved with

played there I think it did as well and I wouldn't like to comment on the circumstances around that I don't think you should either what you should do

however is probably do your flies up no it's very distracting for me who knows when I'll think about Hero Quest can they just you should do, however, is probably do your flies up. No. It's very distracting for me. Who knows when I'll think about HeroQuest. Can I just come down and you just not put them up? I just don't put them up, to be honest.

I'm very distractible. You've got to come across London, though, so to speak, to get here. What's happening? What's happening with you? Oh, dear. Speaking of... Cheeky Pete. What a little cheeky Pete I am.

What about this for a story then, Peter? If we're doing odd stories. Mills. This is from a website in the US run by the appalling Sinclair Group. So apologies in advance for that. But it's a Luke and Pete show story that we just have to cover.

It's the news that you won't get anywhere else. I'm just going to read the first sentence. A woman on a Delta Airlines flight reportedly started to breastfeed her cat during a flight and refused to stop when confronted by the crew the incident happened

on a flight from Syracuse, New York to Atlanta, Georgia it's weird but if it was an incident on a plane because it can be quite nerve wracking when you see it. I've been on planes

when there have been incidents and it's been awful because obviously you're terrified. Well, I mean, that'll calm you down and you breastfeed a cat. If it's just that, I'm actually fairly happy with that.

What, if you're just like, yeah, but if that's what she's doing as the flight's taken off, what's going to be the coup de grace in her eyes? Well, you're actually's going to be the coup de grace in her eyes where you're actually building up to a main event

I think she may have detonated a bomb at you know 20,000 feet but you would not believe what she did before that

detonated a cat detonated a cat but what would you think if you were sitting with someone sat behind you I think some things are just a bit much I mean I'm all for

women breastfeeding where they want to breastfeed but I think a things are just a bit much I mean I'm all for women breastfeeding where they want to breastfeed but I think a cat is just odd it's odd isn't it that's stepping over some lines apparently the aircraft have to use the aircraft communications addressing and reporting system which pilots use to transmit

short text based messages to the ground and according to a report found from Newsweek... It's been misspelled. Go, check this out. The report reads, a passenger in seat 13A is breastfeeding a cat and will not put the cat back in the carrier. Well, that's the real crime.

Yeah. Not putting it back in the carrier. Because I'm terribly allergic. Yeah. But maybe I'd tell you those are cats, but maybe watching a cat getting breastfed might distract my, distract me.

A new, an onlooker said that a woman had a hairless cat swaddled up in a blanket so it looked like a baby. That's even more sinister, isn't it? That makes it worse,

doesn't it? That is in flight entertainment, right there. Good God. I was once on a flight where a woman tried to open the door. Yeah. You know what I told you? Drunk vodka lady, yeah. Oh my God. She was so drunk she shouldn't have got on the plane. I was once on a flight where a woman tried to open the door. Yeah. Drunk vodka lady, yeah.

Oh my God. She was so drunk she shouldn't have got on the plane. I can't believe they let her on. Then when I landed, I got accosted by a news crew in Boston. So what?

Which just asked me what my opinion was. Yeah. You were like, do you mind? I'm breastfeeding my cat. I waved him off. Would it be physically funny if a man was doing it?

I think it would be physically funny. Well, a man could do it, could he? Well, no, but I mean, I don't think... What, you've just got a cat licking a man's nipple? Yeah, I don't think a cat... That's what you're talking about, isn't it? If you're like smearing a bit, I don't know, what a cat's like, peanut butter?

Your nipples cut the cat's face off. Your face off. Sharpest nipples in town. Oh, dear. John Travolta and Nick Cage vibes. Yeah. his face off face off as sharp as nipples in town oh dear John Travolta and Nick Cage vibes I think three times

now I've in front of a camera been taught to take the old nip nips down yeah it's a great it's a great asset claim to fame

which is I just think that you know it could be worse couldn't it yeah I can't think how at this point but I just think

if you carry on with your hair that way you will go a bit Nick Cage I think if you this point but I just think if you carry on with your hair that way you will go a bit Nick Cage I think as you get older yeah I'd have that little eagle hair did you see that

a woman speaking of doing fucking weird stuff did you see that a woman just before Christmas said that she was going to be eating

Christmas dinner with her mother's ashes I think right not on a condiment. Yeah. What?

She's eating her mum's ashes on her dinner. And she's been eating it for quite a while, so I think she'll always be with her and stuff. But that's not... No, she's not always going to be with you. That's the point. Yeah. She's not going to be always with you because she...

She'll poke it out. Yes. Yeah, I guess so, yeah. I mean, as if turkey isn't dry enough. Why is she telling people as well? Why is she telling people? It's like she's proud of it. Yeah.

I don't know where these kind of newspaper... What their duty of care is as a newspaper. Like, it's a funny story because, ha-ha, weird. But, I mean, that's... And the breastfeeding cat, it's just someone who's a bit mad because haha weird um but i mean that's it i'm in the breastfeeding cat it's just it's just someone who's a bit mad in it you know what i mean we should be a bit more careful about stuff i mean we're still going to use a little bit show material let's make that very clear but like where does the newspapers kind of duty of care end and start sort of going well i'm just clearly wrong and she yeah there's a thing the thing is about

the breastfeeding cat on the plane be interesting to know if that is actually an offence. Right. It's probably getting the cat out of the crate. That'll be the offence, yeah. Not breastfeeding it. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, yeah, it's hard to know.

I suppose, like, you know when Al Capone was done, I think it was for tax evasion at the end. They couldn't pin anything else on him. Like Boris getting done for his Zoom call. It's just like for his party or not in this case. You sort of go, well,

Bojo. Bojo, what are you doing? Bojo, what are you doing? Yeah, so you're probably right. It probably is that

because obviously it was an internal flight you can take pets on. Right. Which always confuses me because like, the wife I have access to when she was living in the US

would do a lot of internal flights for work and stuff like that. She said you'd regularly see like a little cat or a dog in a little carrier. My cats lot of internal flights for work and stuff like that. She said you'd regularly see like a little cat or a dog in a little carrier. My cats would go mad if you put them on a plane. They wouldn't know what was going on. They'd get so stressed.

But they're kind of genealogies from Mr. T though. Give them milk. Maybe that's what she was doing. Yes. Give a new cat milk. Give the cat milk to calm down. Yes, exactly. Probably a good point.

My cats can't even go five minutes in the car on the vet without losing their shit or I take a dog to a vet my dog to a vet not just a dog a dog

just grabbed it off the street go to the vet I fancy a bill the um wow yeah Jesus like wow wow

they will listen they do a great job and you know British people particularly love their pets that is what the NHS is going to be like. The money falls out of your pocket as soon as you walk in the door.

75 sheets just to see someone. This guy was really interesting looking. He looked like a member of Pavement or something. Big sort of ginger-fraw flares, glasses, mask. He looked really cool. This sounds great. He looked really cool. Scooby-Doo.

He looked like one of your friends. He looked like one of your friends. He looked like one of your school friends. My friends are cooler than me, is what you're saying? Yeah, pretty much. Fair enough. Get to your point. What's happening? Yeah, but Buckley was given his vaccines or whatever,

and he's banged it in his neck. And the needles are quite long. Right in his neck. Didn't fucking... He's just looking at me did not give a shit but you're not frightened of the needles are you I'm not frightened of them

but you can feel it when it goes in you go ooh you bastard how old is Buckley 14 he's just like seen it all mate I've seen it all mate

I've had lots of these do you know what's the fascinating dynamic in the vet it's happened to me before is it's very difficult and people listening who've got pets will understand what I mean here this is where the comedy of life lies I think it's happened to me before is it's very difficult and people listening who've got pets

will understand what I mean here this is where the comedy of life lies I think it's very difficult in a vet to distinguish between the vet's tone becoming quite grave

right because that happens right so you take so it's happened to me before you take your cat in they look at the cat and the tone becomes

quite grave and it's impossible to distinguish between whether You take your cat in, they look at the cat, and the tone becomes quite grave. And it's impossible to distinguish between whether their grave tone is because the cat's fucked or because it's going to cost you a lot of money. Oh, so they go in, right. And it happens every time. So one of my cats, Hercules, had to have an abscess drain. I think I might have told you at the time.

He goes, I'm so sorry. And the vet calls me. So I'm like, oh, fucking hell, normally I don't call. Because it was COVID, so you couldn't go in. Right. And they say, come back in half an hour and your cat will be ready. How did you do it? Just throw it through the cat flap?

They let you hand them over. Right. And then they say, right, go for it. Go sit in your car or go for a walk or whatever. Half an hour, come back and your cat will be ready. Yeah. And they called. They don't normally call.

They called. And the guy was like, oh, hello, Mr. Moore. This is what's happened. Yeah. And I'm very sorry to say. And I thought you were going to say, oh, there's nothing we can do. Yeah. Because it's a cat. what's happened and I'm very sorry to say and I thought he was going to say there's nothing we can do because it's a cat

we've got two injections very sorry to say one go bye bye or one get better but expensive he's like I'm very sorry to say he's like yeah

it's going to cost you 200 pounds right okay that's not ideal but like I'd rather the cat be alive you're like yeah

but sadly isn't but on the other hand though, isn't that a really privileged thing for me to say? Because some people would have to make maybe not be able to afford £200. And it would be really difficult. And then they have payment plans and stuff. But it's like awful. And you're right, maybe in the future that's what it's

going to be like in the old hospitals. Unless you are a very highly wanted drug trafficker and you have to get all your surgery and gunfights done by the vet. Because you don't want to go to the hospital and get caught by the feds. So you need to pay off a corrupt vet

to operate on you. Yeah, get your dog antibiotics. I see that in films a lot, but I've never seen that in real life. Just because you're not a gunfighting drug dealer. I live in West Norwood. I would see it at some point, I think. It's never happened to me before.

Anyway, let's have a break. When we come back, we'll do some battery brands, as we always do. We had a couple of new players last time, I before. Anyway, let's have a break. When we come back, we'll do some battery brands, as we always do. We had a couple of new players last time, I think.

Hopefully, we'll have a couple more. Yeah, so we'll see you just the other side of this. Oh, you can get fucked. It's the look of

Pete Shaw. It's reading my emails. What? What's happened? What's happened? Administering a business broadband

line is very difficult when you don't technically have a business because they insist on, when you email them to sort of go, there's something wrong with this account,

this bill I got, there's too much money. Oh, you mean it's a separate thing? And because I'm like emailing from like a Gmail account, it's not Stack,

it's my own personal kind of service company, which I've always had, I've had for like 10 years, 15 years. And um and i'm like going right this bill's wrong is what was agreed with the person i set up the contract with and they go sorry you can't accept an email from this account it has to be uh from your business like email account i don't have an email like we don't have to have a domain with chewing gum volley written we don't have to have a domain with chewing gum volley written on it. We don't have to have that.

But they won't accept it. They won't accept my downhill. Isn't it more expensive? They're idiots. They're imbecile. What company is it? I'm not saying. It's pretty easy to figure out.

Who does business lines? BT Broadband. It was BT Business. Okay, yeah. Their broadband is very good. BT Business, more difficult to deal with. You had problems with them before, didn't you? Oh, constant, mate. Constant. I keep on getting an email

from a bloke who mugged me royally off about a year ago for six months. I remember. What was his name again? I think it was Corhan. Yeah. He mugged me off for a long time and then he recently just started sending me a message

going are we okay to shut off this line are we okay to shut off this line and the address is wrong the business is wrong I'm going

stop sending me this demented admin I can't even I don't even have time to do my own fucking admin I'm not going to do someone else's yeah go on

you know what mate fucking turn it off you know what and another thing I ain't fucking paying you fucking man take me to fucking take me to fucking court go on mate turn it off you know what and another thing I ain't fucking paying you fucking is that why I was a web service take me to fucking

take me to fucking court go on mate oh dear lord so when are you up in court I would like yeah I'd like what because I'm going to fuck up at some point

I would like just one big court date just get everything done just do a pre hensive pre hensive do kind of like a like a court date

for everything you're going to get wrong in your life just sort of go I'm sorry I run that guy over I'm sorry I didn't pay this bill I'm sorry I knocked down this wall illegally

just get them all sorted out the court can give their judgement and then I'd have to fucking do the more admin like doing bad admin just means more admin later on but what about

as I sit you down for a few years I'd happily take a couple of years in prison right now no one asking anything of me Doing bad admin just means more admin later on. But what about if they send you down for a few years? I'd happily take a couple of years in prison right now. No one asking anything of me. Why? If in 2019 they sort of went, right, next two years are going to be a fucking nightmare.

You're not going to be able to do anything. No one's going to achieve anything. It's going to be difficult. Do you want to take two years off and then commit some really horrible crimes in the future? But two years in jail. Do a commit some really horrible crimes in the future yeah but two years in jail do a bit like drug dealing two years in jail

with no priors you would have had to have done something naughty I mean yeah these days these days mate I don't think you'd last

that long in prison if I was in isolation you don't like routine yeah but I'd get into the routine wouldn't I I'd crave it what job would you do there everyone else do a job would into the routine, wouldn't I? I'd crave it.

What job would you do there? Everyone else would do a job. Would you want library? I wouldn't be cooking, would it? Would you want chow line? What? Chow line. Chow line?

Chow line. Oh, right. They don't run that, do they? Chow line's where they go for the food, isn't it? Yeah. I'd make poppies. They do that in there? Yeah.

In America, you do everything. License plates, washing machines, all sorts. It's a disgrace. I think you would struggle because of the routine thing. Yeah. I'd struggle with the politics around the poppy. I'll make them, but I won't wear them. I think you'd be giving your mouth a fucking shot. Lest someone pop a willy in there.

Yeah. Anyway, battery brands. Battery brands. Are we back on that are we yeah we're doing that still aren't we

cool yeah right battery brands which bit have we got here where are we at do you want me to do a new search no I've got them I've got them

Kyle Kyle from Edinburgh Tronics I don't think you've heard of this battery or I've heard of this battery on the show before Tronic

I found it in a box of fairy lights that I told my mum not to buy when I took her for a shop in Lidl. Does anyone else's mothers have an obsession with fucking fairy lights? She has them everywhere. In old alcohol bottles as decorations, around picture frames in the house, just anywhere she can hand or attach them to. It's not been the case in my house, in my mum and dad's house, but maybe I should get my mum into fairy lights.

I think they're a lovely little bit of decoration. Lovely bit of electronic landfill. I can remember like there was a phase where every single girl used to have fairy lights around the head of their bed didn't they? Say again? That was like a thing. Yes, like little kind of tea light kind of things. Anyway, Tronics, they are

according to my records, I was surprised to hear this and I double checked. I'm pleased to sayics, they are, according to my records, I was surprised to hear this and I double-checked. I'm pleased to say, Carl, they are new players. Tronics are new players. I feel like we're probably going to get a bombardment of emails now saying they're not, but I can't see any of them, any examples of them in the inbox. So I'm going to officially award you new player status.

Well done, Carl. Kyle does say that the only reason that his mum bought the fairy lights was because they actually came with free batteries. Oh, that's a good deal.

Good deal. Lee from Midstone has come in with Super Long Life. I'm fairly certain that's

not a new player. Unsure if these have been sent in before, but I thought I'd give it a go. Found these in

a kid's toy. Needless to say, it wasn't long before they needed replacing. I thought they were called low life at the start

but I thought it was a bit harsh but they are super long life brilliant Kimberley Harris on to Lee you are the fourth

person to send those in Lee I'm afraid so you do not have new player status there not too bad it's not goal of the month but it's not not too bad

you've got to embarrass yourself there Lizette Entwistle has come in with what a name by the way how do you gloss him over that? Lizzy. Lizzy Midimax.

Extra heavy duty AAAs. New? Question mark. Efficient. Found in an AC remote in Melbourne in Australia. What a big show off, Lin. Yeah, that is a show off. That is the third time we've received Midimax.

Greg Sleet, the amazingly named Greg Sleet, and the boringly named Tom Smith have both sent those in in the past that's not a new place we've got one out of three there this week and even the one i'm kind of skeptical about um but anyway there we go yeah yeah well they go um we have got a uh did we see the river fuel fuel beans DJ Chubby Bubble sent us on Twitter I'm almost certain that that is the obvious plant have you seen that

obvious plant guy I don't understand anything you're saying can you explain someone has made these basically you know like

raver fuel it's like a kind of oh so like energy beans energy beans like beans with sweet beans with taurine yeah beans with taurine

yeah beans with taurine beans with caffeine or whatever are they legal they got sent in are they legal there's a guy who does

silly things like makes fake plastic toys that don't exist and sticks them on a shelf and takes a picture of them

and releases them on Instagram sometimes you can just sort of buy I think he sells some of them it's like a plastic bag with like a plastic bag

with like a toy arm in it or something. He goes, it's just an arm or something. And he sells it and I've seen him. And yeah, it's,

he's made like a big, a big sort of Heinz see-through plastic thing. A bottle. And he's made a little label for it, River Fuel. But it's,

it's a parody. It's a parody. So you don't necessarily little label for it, River Fuel. But it's a parody. It's a parody. So you don't necessarily need to worry about that. But thank you to... It's a good idea, though. Thank you to DJ Chubby Bubble. Look, Sarah gets through

a lot of beans. I'm not a beansman myself. I'm a beansman. You're a beansman. But you know, some people wouldn't consider me a real beansman. Right.

Because back in the day, my friends who were proper beansmen said that if you open a full-size can of Heinz beans, you've got to eat it in one go or you're not a beansman. I only go for the small tins. Oh, right.

If you ever have one of the big tins, do you take the lid off and then pop the lid back into the beans as if that's going to protect it from the air? I'll do cling film, baby. You'll do cling film. Good man. Yeah, you got it. Solid. Apparently, what you should

always do to go the full way to preserve the longevity of the beans is to put them in a Tupperware, really. Yeah. Once you pop the can, it's not really suitable.

Yeah, but your Tupperware is going to start getting yellow and red and disgusting. Yeah, you're absolutely right. You don't like beans at all, no? No, I'm not a beans guy. Can I put this out there? Get some Tabasco on them.

I'll put this out. No, I'll do that. Right. Let me put this out which is very some Tabasco on them. I'll put this out. No, I'll do that. Right. Let me put this out, which is very controversial. I think we're going to get listeners up in arms about this, but I am who I am.

I like baked beans with fish and chips. Ooh. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'm having it. Yeah? Yeah, that's fair.

You're not a mashed peas man. I sort of see, I'm fairly certain I used to see that kind of caper up north a bit more than down here. Like beans with, beans with chips and cheese

and, no, would you have fish, fish and beans though? I think that's alright. It's where the fish meets the beans. I think it's fine. The beans and chips are fine,

the fish and chips are fine, but if the fish touches the beans I'll be disgusted. Use the chips as a breakwater. Use the chips as a breakwater. Use a long chip. Yeah, but the curry sauce vibe I go for now as well. Nice. I like the fish with the curry sauce. People say no, it's Use the chips as a breakwater. Use the chips as a breakwater. Use a long chip. Yeah, but the curry sauce vibe, I go for now as well.

Nice. I like the fish with the curry sauce. People are so nice for the chips, but I think it works with the fish as well. Well, they put fish, they put like odds and ends of the battered fish in the curry sauce, don't they? That's why it's nice.

Yeah, it tastes really good. Anyway, let's do an email here. Which one do we want to do? That one's a bit boring. Steve's good. Yeah, okay. Yeah, you do Steve. You do Steve.

We were asking the question, how does stomach bacteria survive stomach acid? Because it's a very strong acid. I think it's a good question. Yeah. I was also asking, how do good bacteria,

the occults and stuff of this world, how does that survive stomach acid? Well, if you listened last time, I don't really survive. Nothing survives. Steve says,

I'm not an expert, but I can offer a rough answer. At times of difficulty and or boredom, many bacteria produce spores. Instead of normal replication in which they divide

to become new, two new bacteria, they instead copy their DNA and stick it in a hardened little pod. This spore can survive extreme conditions like acid, dryness,

and at a later time, if it finds itself in a big pile of food, it can wake up as tiny bacterium and eat its environment until it grows into a full-sized bacterium. Is this true? So indeed, I'm pretty sure that most or all of the adult bacteria in yogurt do die in the hellhole, it's your stomach,

but the spores in the actual bacteria can pass through it. Whether or not this actually grants any benefit is a matter of active research and debate. Danone Activia had to stop advertising its purported benefits due to lack of evidence. Steve, thank you very much. That's very kind of you. I like that Steve clearly is an expert.

He is an expert here. He should be humble, but he's just calling himself Steve. He's not going Dr. Steve this or Professor Steve that. I think he just read it, watched YouTube or something. Everyone's like you, Pete. Everyone is like me, a little bit, and that's what makes them sad inside. Not everyone's watching fucking salmon eggs

being fertilised at four in the morning. Oh, what a spurt. Fucking Tippex. Beautiful. Beautiful. Well, it's good to have some information. Yeah. I mean, let's see if we can get a bit further

down the line on that and the explanation from some other listeners. But Steve, that's a great opening gambit. What about this one? We'll squeeze this one in then from Darren. Are our listeners called Steve and Darren?

Is that the kind of listeners we've got? What are you saying about Steve and Darren? Just saying. You're saying they sound like mechanics. You're saying they're

too down at heel to listen to this brain box of a show. We've had a battery suggestion from Lizette Entwistle and now we're back down to Steve and Darren. I'm just saying. He box of a show. We've had a battery suggestion from Lizette Entwistle. And now we're back down to Stephen Darrow. I'm just saying.

He sounds like a battery. Yeah. An Entwistle I think we've heard. Right. Darren says, hi chaps. It's Darren the plasterer of Snowflame fame a couple of weeks ago. And I thought I'd get in touch again regarding the bounce by the ounce mentioned the other week.

Bounce by the ounce. I don't remember this. What's it about? Drugs. Just drugged up guys and gals having a good time at a really shitty nightclub. That man had gone... Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it turns out the man in question is also a plasterer from the very same town as me. Wow. He's called Wacko Jacko and you can follow him on TikTok. Unsurprisingly, he's a man who absolutely loves a rave. It's this that leads me to tell you about the first time I saw him in person. It was at the gym in the centre of town and was also my first time in this particular place. It has a huge screen in the middle of the room which plays loads of different music videos. The end stood in front of the screen is when I first saw him raving at the screen continuously for an hour and a half.

Never in my life have I ever seen someone train for raves at the screen continuously for an hour and a half never have in my life have i ever seen someone train for raves at the gym what he's just having a dance up yeah by himself to the screen yeah getting ready for a rave yeah wow he says i also hope next time i email and it was nothing to do with these this type of thing because i can tell i'm not really painting plaster isn't a good light much love guys Darren. I'm fascinated by plastering. Right. It looks like really fucking hard work. Yeah.

And I don't think they get any respect. Who's disrespecting the plasterer? If you ask someone out on the street what a plasterer does, they wouldn't be able to tell you. What do you mean they wouldn't be able to tell you? They would just go, uh, I don't know, just put stuff on walls. What more is there than to the plaster? Disrespectful to Darren.

What do you mean? There's a lot going on. Well, there is a lot going on because you've got to keep it fucking flat. You're basically slopping porridge on a fucking wall and it's got to stick to it and it's got to be flat. I know, I'm saying it's great. It's really great work, is what I'm saying. It's really great work.

No one's slagging it off. It's like panel beating. How do you do it? I mean, that's more... it's really good work. No one's slagging it off. It's like panel beating. How do you do it? Well, I mean, that's, that's more, you don't see,

there's very few panel beaters that you need. Like you don't sort of go, I need a panel beater in my home to beat my panels. No, I know that. Yeah. So like, there's a bit more,

there's a bit more mystique to that. But I mean, plaster, we've all seen a plaster of plaster. It's incredible. I used to, when I was an electrician's labourer for a bit

back in the day when the plasterers used to come in fucking hell they're quick and they're good it's amazing really they must have

incredible wrists I can't paint a wall without going fucking hell my wrist yeah I put up Sonic on the wall put a big map

up on the wall the other day big map in a frame the places you've conquered took me about three hours is it one of those

scratchy off ones tell them where you've been yeah it me about three hours is it one of those scratchy off ones tell them where you've been yeah it's just above my live love laugh placard you don't you're not even a flat earther

you're a pro-Pangira you're just kind of like I do not agree with the oceans and all breaking apart what did you call it

what what did you call the place Pangira isn't it oh yeah I thought you said something else it? What? What did you call the place? Pangea, isn't it? Oh yeah, I thought you said something else. It is Pangea, yeah. What did you think it was? I thought you said Pangeira. Pangeira from the Thundercats.

Panthera. Yeah, well, unfortunately... Was Panthera a Thundercat? Panthro. Panthro. Yeah. Stop getting... What are they?

Lion-O, Panthro, Chitara. Yeah. What are the others? Oh, the little shitty kids. Schnaff. Sch little shitty kids Schnaff Schnaff and the little kids yeah

that's about it really I was more of a defenders of the earth man defenders Mandrake yeah lord of the jungle his enemies will fall

Lothar defenders of the earth defenders you're breaking every rule in the book here what listen illegal

Mandrake was the master of magic. Spells and illusion. Enemies crumble with fear and confusion. Mandrake. Yeah. Yeah. And then Lothar was the... Strong man.

Strong man. Was he like king of the jungle? It got a bit weird, didn't it? No. Flash Gordon. Distasteful. Flash Gordon, Lothar, Mandrake. Who was the other one?

It wasn't like Lothar, king of the jungle. It was a bit racist it was a bit weird maybe it was a great show it was a great show it was a great show it was a great tune

if you don't look at it through lenses they all put really big effort into the theme tunes back then you the sea is a brilliant theme tune Mysterious City is a gold

is a brilliant theme tune Defenders of the Earth is a brilliant theme tune I imagine Thundercats did Willy Fogg Willy Fogg had a brilliant theme tune we found a pile of gold we Fogg Willy Fogg had a brilliant theme tune Fogg I'm

Fogg I'm the one who made the bet he's very posh yeah he's good and I'll never be exactly right on time anyway let's start

the sound like Justin Lee Collins yeah a little teacup a little cat thing or something Justin Lee Collins lives down the road from my mate

oh good I'll keep you posted any news on Rigadon I'll keep you posted. Any news on Rigadon? I'll keep you posted. Willy Fogg? No, sadly not. Let's get out of here.

That's the end of this show. We'll be back on Monday as we move through January, trying to keep you away from that deep dark winter based new year blues, I

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so don't worry, defence of the earth. No, they won't be worried, they're fictional characters. Fictional characters. They've got better things to do, haven't they? Defending the earth, literally.

Phantom? I forgot Phantom. Was he purple? Yeah, he was, yeah. Anyway, see you later. the luke and pete show is a stack production and part of the acast creator network