The Luke and Pete Show - The House You Can Aggressively Have Access To

Episode Date: March 5, 2026

Luke is in the purgatory of British house-buying — a process his Wife He Has Access To finds baffling when you can apparently just kick a door in and claim land in Connecticut. Plus, Pete has been d...ragged into a six-quid Vinted dispute over some trousers that were definitely brown in the photo and has emerged victorious, slightly guilty, heartfelt hospital stories and a new genre of music called Egg Punk — *basically* as it sounds.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:01 Let's a look at a picture. I am Pete Donaldson. I'm joined by Mr. Lukie Moore. How the devil are you doing? You're not too bad. How's the house move going? How's the old house and house? Still going? Still going. Yeah. Still going. Yeah. Lovely. It's the British way. We, especially the English way specifically. We have to, um, we have to just hang around. Right? You decide you want to buy my house. I decide I want to buy that house. They decide I want to buy that house. They decide I want to buy that house. We all agree. We all say yes. We all say yes. And then we get to sit around for three months.
Starting point is 00:00:33 People are filling forms and stuff Yeah Yeah And people ask you where the stopcock is I don't know I don't fucking know Yeah I think there's one out in the street
Starting point is 00:00:44 I think I think there's one there As is in the street yeah Yeah It's annoying that It's always Apparently there's always Spiders of Families
Starting point is 00:00:52 of spiders Of spiders hiding down there It's like I just want to say to the people involved I just want to say Look Here's a piece of paper That I'll sign
Starting point is 00:01:02 We've got witness saying, I've lived in this house for 12 years, it's been fine, right? There's no reason it's going to change just because a new bunch of people are moving in. I've had one problem with the roof, which I've fixed. I had one other problem which I've fixed, and other than that, I've had no problems whatsoever.
Starting point is 00:01:19 The neighbours are all nice. Would you like me to take a photo, a selfie with each of my neighbours to show it there, my friends? Happy to do that, and then we can all move on with our lives. That's what I'd like to do, but there's loads of reasons and several thousands of pounds worth of
Starting point is 00:01:34 condensing and stuff. Benefit to the economy to say that I can't do that. So there we go. And also the other thing is that estate agents are totally paranoid about you being in contact with the people who are buying your property and whose property you'll buy because I think they get worried you're going to cut them out the deal. Yes, yeah. And that presumably
Starting point is 00:01:56 has happened, will happen and they probably don't have enough cash floating around to mount any kind of legal challenges so you may as well have a crack. I've been really happy of our stage and they've been really good so far, touchwood, so I'm not going to say anything bad about them. They've been fantastic.
Starting point is 00:02:12 And if this actually all goes through, I will give them a name drop and I'll give them a little plug and say they were good for us. And I'll name the branch as well, just to give them a little bit of props of the case of the ones in the area and wants to do the same. Because so far they've been very good.
Starting point is 00:02:24 But it is very stressful. It's particularly, trying, I think, for the Wi-Fi of access to because she's American and it's not how it's darned where she's from. Right. Where you do it, she's from Connecticut and in Connecticut. All done by gun points. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:40 You just fucking find the house you want. Root into it. They're all on wagons, aren't they? Yeah, you're bust in the front door. And you say, get the fuck out. It's my house now. You put a spade in the ground and bang, you've got 1,000 80s. No, the way that every, this is of moderate interest, probably.
Starting point is 00:03:00 I know this because my wife, the wife I've actually moved here to moving with me, and then she did that she sold her place. And every transaction in Connecticut is treated as an independent single transaction. So they're not linked in any way. So if I'm buying your house and you agree and we get all the paperwork done and we set a date, it's none of my business whether you've got another house or not. You have to be out by that date and that's the end of it. Oh, so there's contractually you've signed over the business, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Why is it? So, I mean, is there just more options out there? I think here it's, are the more tells cheaper? Maybe. I think it's because it's so old, right? And there's so many things that happen here. And there's somebody like layers of bureaucracy built on one top of each other. I guess there's a lot of, uh, the only thing they shouldn't worry about out in America is radon.
Starting point is 00:03:50 They just seem to care about. radon and we we are we are slightly concerned about radon but not we're more worried about you concerned about asbestos yeah we're kind of an asbestos uh nation aren't they yeah yeah that's anything fucking um in the um in the um in the craft shop the big craft superstore in south end um there's a big name of shame crafty crafty boy i can't remember some kind of crafty boy good name it's the big craft brand and and this is public knowledge it's not me doing a Prince-Sand. Hobbycraft? Hobbycraft, I think. Is that what it is?
Starting point is 00:04:25 Yeah, Hobbitraft. They had this play-sand, and they had to remove it from sale, because it had up to 5% asbestos in this play-sand for children, and it's all down to, in China. You don't have to declare that it's got any asbestos in it if it's less than 5%. And this is something that we used to have rules in place before Brexit, and now we don't have any rules in place, so it can import where the fuck we want. And it just makes you feel better about the UK, don't it? It just feels... I don't like it when you...
Starting point is 00:04:57 I don't like the way you say Brexit. Right. You say Brexit, like it's eggs. Brexit. Brexit. Brexit. Brexit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Brexit. Brexit. Brexit. Brexit. So, not the ten of your argument? Keep doing it until you get it right. It's Brexit. I'll tell you what.
Starting point is 00:05:19 I'll tell you what we'll have a... No doubt. Pretty soon because of Brexit. We will have an egg, an egg salmonella problem like we had in the fucking 80s, 90s. Did you know that the, um, did you know the AIDS epidemic, um, is not going to be in any kind of manageable state for the Japanese until like the 2050s or something? Because they started so late. What do you mean by that? It's mad.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Like they, they only, their main AIDS outbreak was, uh, blood transfusions in the 80s. Right. And it didn't start to get going through transmitted, um, sex and stuff. until like quite late 90s, I think. And then it's not going to be in any sort of, I think it's obviously on the way now, and obviously in control with drugs that we have now. But it's still not going to be any,
Starting point is 00:06:07 it's basically 20 years later than everybody else's pandemic. It's a really weird situation. But very fascinating. My great uncle died of asbestosis. Nasty stuff. It's nasty. It's It's a shop fitter.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Yeah, they did use a lot of it for Was it insulation? Because you have asbestos ruse, don't you? You see asbestos ruse, quite a lot. It's only a problem
Starting point is 00:06:35 if you break it up, isn't it? It's the fibres, isn't it? Yes. You can have it in places and it has to be, from like historically, but it has to be removed
Starting point is 00:06:43 very carefully because if it breaks up, it's bad, and then constant exposure to it causes issues. Like, asbestosis, there's still no cure for it.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Yeah. Like you can't, um, you can't, cured for it, it can only be managed. It only manifests itself, I think, roughly on average, like 20 years after proper exposure. Yeah. So it's really pernicious.
Starting point is 00:07:01 It seems particularly cruel, doesn't it? The whole thing. The old lungs. You need the lungs. You know better than anyone. You need the old lungs. You're, you're... You're collapsing after a short walk. I'm collapsing after a short walk. I'm a bit dizzy. You do need to eat more things than
Starting point is 00:07:19 apples in the morning, though. You haven't been exposed to asbestos, have you? I don't think so. I sort of, what have I done recently? Not when the asbestos van smashed into your living room. Put up a lamp yesterday. Put up a light socket.
Starting point is 00:07:34 I don't know. I'm a projector on the wall. That was quite fun. Did you? Very good. What in the living room? No, in the spare bedroom. Sort of make it a little sort of cinema-y kind of room.
Starting point is 00:07:46 That's very nice. Good idea. Yeah, it's nice. You watch a bit of Encanto have you on again with the Littland. Do you know that when you move house, you're legally obliged to leave your light fittings in a safe state? You can't just take the light fitting and leave it. You have to put a bulb in. Right.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Okay. So you, why are you taking your bulbs? No, I mean, what I mean is to say you've, no, because. So you take the light fittings out and you can't just leave it in the chocolate box kind of thing. No, you have to put a thing in a bulb in. Because some of our light fittings are rather extravagant. And we're taking them with us. and you have to replace them with, yeah, like a thing in the...
Starting point is 00:08:26 I mean, say that, I won't be doing it. I'll be getting someone to do it. It's do yourself. It's really easy. I don't want to. Just, I'll do it. The thing is, here's the point about this. Here's the point about doing stuff around the house, right?
Starting point is 00:08:37 Not enough attention is given to people who simply do not want to do these things. It's always, it's always like, oh, can you do this? Can you do that? Yeah, but every time you walk past something, you look up and go, I have half. did that properly. That's not going to fall down for three months. More accurately, I started that.
Starting point is 00:08:58 I started that. I started a joke. I got a professional in to fix it. Yeah, but I started it. No one can deny me that. No one can take that from it. Go halfway.
Starting point is 00:09:09 That's what I would say. I am currently in a bit of legal jeopardy. Oh, good. I'm in the middle of an argument. I'm not actually in the middle of argument. I'm right through it. And I'll tell you what, Luke. and I have been judged by a juror of my peers
Starting point is 00:09:24 to be correct in my complaints. It's not about you talking about some Newcastle player again, is it? No, no. The Jordy's on YouTube have left me at, have left me at, Sarah pointed out that people were being very defensive about my honour, about you talking about my ex-partner moving to Bermuda. Oh, Sarah didn't hear that, did she?
Starting point is 00:09:46 No, she didn't, well, she heard it, but she didn't really, but it doesn't really that's one of your little type five, doesn't you, that's a bit your set list, didn't it? It's not for to do with Sarah
Starting point is 00:09:57 who I think is lovely. It's a, it's one of your, you know, a set of gags you've written that you enjoy doing from time to time. Yeah, and,
Starting point is 00:10:04 and I think, again now, just for a bit context. I think maybe the Luca Pitcher listeners hadn't heard it before because there was a couple who were quite,
Starting point is 00:10:14 they're quite defensive on my, and I do love that they defend me, but I would like them to defend me when, you need it. The Jordies are saying I'm not a real Jordie fan. Not a real Newcastle fan because I have opinions about my football club. So I would like you to defend me there.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Luke, you simply have to understand that this is what he's like. And so just enjoy it. It's on his man. Yeah, it's kind of, you know, like, you know, like, you know, for example, for the most part, Will Smith just plays Will Smith in movies. Right, okay. That's like me. I am performing a role, but it is.
Starting point is 00:10:50 is basically just me. But I would say that because we have so many different podcasts that we're on, it's treble bubble for me sometimes. If I've got something, if I've got like, I'll be doing this on a Bronjapan, I'll be doing something as me,
Starting point is 00:11:03 I'll be doing a bit on the Rambler as well. I get four, I get four bites at getting this anecdote proper. Yeah. And, and I'm obviously said proper. What's the legal jeopardy then? So the legal jet of me,
Starting point is 00:11:13 Jeopardy, I bought, I've started buying second-hand trousers on the internet. Okay. And, And Vinted is a good place for... Because your current ones are too tight? Because of the current ones are too tight? Is that right? Is that really why?
Starting point is 00:11:25 No, no. Because of my apple, my love of apples and eating a couple of slices of bread during the day, I have shipped a kilogram recently. You live in the life of Oliver Twist. Of a pauper. But Oliver Twist, to his credit, wasn't enjoying delicious marmite peanut butter that is inexplicably a product. from Asda.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Yeah, I'm buying trousers off the internet for my own use. I'm not a bit sniffer or anything. But yeah, I bought some trousers on Vinted and they were £6 at 50. They were new, tagged,
Starting point is 00:12:02 all that good stuff. And they sent me and they were just, they were the wrong colour. The pictures on the Vinted article were as brown as mints. As brown as cooked mints. They were,
Starting point is 00:12:18 actually as a bad example. You wanted to be brown or you didn't want to be brown? I want them to be brown. Right. Yeah. I'm wearing funeral. Funerilific. Funeric?
Starting point is 00:12:28 There must be a word that. Funereal. Funereal, yes. Yeah, that one. I'm not wearing, I'm not buying black trousers of it in there. Anyway, so I bought these brown trousers off it in there, and they came, and they weren't brown. They were absolutely first job out of school black trousers that you all wear. Vantor black.
Starting point is 00:12:49 and Chavanta black, shiny polyester black. And so I got it on, and I was like, that's wrong. I basically started a word. I just said, I think they might have sent me the wrong ones. Maybe they can send me the brown ones and I'll send the black ones back. And, oh, the vitriol I got from the user in question, Solange, she was immediately at my throat. I said they were black.
Starting point is 00:13:19 In the description, they were brown in the picture. So very brown, Lou. Right, yeah. Oh, you're brown, they're black, blah, blah, blah, blah. Who wears black dressed? Who wears brown dress trousers? And I was like, I mean, I wear a lot of very colourful trousers. Yeah, you do to be clear.
Starting point is 00:13:38 It doesn't have to be any sort of colour. But, yeah, this woman was just absolutely gold from my throat. And I was like, I was going to leave this. It's six quid. Did you back down? I'm in now. I'm in now. I'm going, look, so, let's see,
Starting point is 00:13:54 what's the, what, yeah, what, I think she sort of said, what made you think they were brown? I was going, well, to start with, the pictures you posted. Like, it was a similar, I'd add a, I'd add a, I'd add a, I'd add a prececo. Yeah. And, um, hey, you know, have a little stretch out, right, get the capreter open. Bit of John, bit of John, let me speak to your manager. I was like, yeah, come up.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Put the daughter to bed. Ben. Let's get something out of this. The background on mute. Right, let's get stuck in. Oh, Luke's beating me at chest. Let's get stuck in. I've got to take that out on Solange.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Yeah. But as you say, all right, fine. Let's just let it out. I was like, yes. All right, fine. Oh, don't call the Vintidtid, please. Let's vint this out. And vinted, vinted,
Starting point is 00:14:41 ruled in my direction or in my field. A little winky face emoji. Send that or not. That's what I would have done. Who does the Bourne Arrow celebration? Oh, yeah. So what's having? You got your money back?
Starting point is 00:15:01 I'm trying to think of the best football celebration, if I could send her. She was... Bobby King, doing the older forward roll on the... Exactly. That was trying to think. What did he do guns? I think he did guns, didn't he?
Starting point is 00:15:10 Yeah, but he did the forward roll first. Yeah, I imagine it gets by her. Yeah, it's necessarily... Cut the shit at your own house. So yeah, she's not replied. I imagine she's furious. She's licking her wounds. She'll be back for around too soon.
Starting point is 00:15:25 I know, I know. I feel bad now. I mean, to be honest, I've got to go to the post office now. Probably won't make it in good time. She'll probably get money anywhere. Out of principle, have you received the money back? I don't know, actually. Will she get like a checkmark against her name if she doesn't do it?
Starting point is 00:15:44 I presume Vinted have done it automatically. they probably hold a lot of the money in escrow, but, uh, yeah, right. Does it put you off using, using Vincent's services again for trousers? Uh, not that, but I did get a pair of trousers that absolutely stank. I might, I might actually, I might actually go for new, for new on. It just smelled like they'd, I think they'd put it in a carrier bag that had, like, some kind of horse feeding or something. It was absolutely disgusting.
Starting point is 00:16:07 It was absolutely right. They went straight in the washing machine. I was like, oh, my God. Did they, um, did they, um, they, they, they scrub up okay? I don't know, yeah they're still in the washer I've not got a full world Well, do you know what?
Starting point is 00:16:19 It was so funny It happened a while back Like a few weeks ago My son He vomited She's a toddler He ate something He shouldn't have done
Starting point is 00:16:27 Loads of it Because that's what he's like Eckies And say again Echies Yeah, a lot of asbestos And he vomited Right
Starting point is 00:16:37 So like fine He vomited Some it went on him Some of it went on the carpet It'd clean it all that fine And I think Because it was quite Late in the evening
Starting point is 00:16:44 We thought right check all that stuff in the in in the washing machine. And I don't really know why this happened because it's not happened before. Maybe because we left it in the washroom overnight before we washed it. Right. But when we ran the washing machine and put all the stuff out afterwards, all the clothes in the washer machine then smelt or vomit. Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:17:07 It's like the opposite to how it's supposed to work. Well, after you've washed it? Yeah. Oh, well, that's weird. That is weird. So like it was almost like the vomit. This is disgusting. Sorry about this. It's like the vomit was just stuck in the washer machine.
Starting point is 00:17:18 So rather than the washing machine, the laundry detergent doing its job, the vomit out, out battled it. Are you a, um, oh, it's the classic rock papers, is it? Yeah. The, um, the, the stuff that you were using to cleat,
Starting point is 00:17:33 were you at like 30 degrees or some absolute namby, pamby, walk nonsense? Possibly. That might be part of it. But even to do another couple of washes to get the smell out. Mm. Yeah. It was horrible. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:17:43 It didn't smell of horse feet. I'm really struggling to place what horse feed smells like. It's oats. It's just rural, just generally rural. I don't know, just generally rural. That's not bad, is it? It's that sweet sort of like, I hope it was that. Could be asbestos.
Starting point is 00:18:01 You never know. You never know. The mind does boggle. Right, let's have a break, Peter. When we come back, we've got an email here about the Scottish town of Bell's Hill. Okay, good. Got a lot in this way. did we?
Starting point is 00:18:15 We're back with the Luca Pete show. If you want to email the show, hello at Lukepeachaw.com. We got an email about the Scottish town of Bell's Hill. Yeah, and well, producer Bruno's not here this week. He's taken off the gig. And he's fucked off again.
Starting point is 00:18:29 Temporary. He's gone a bit wild. He's dyed his hair, blonde. He has. He looks like Eminem at this moment in time. I'm worried. He's such a well-heeled, thoughtful man. Yeah, Bruno's a funny one
Starting point is 00:18:43 Because he comes across like he's posh, but he's not posh. Right, okay. Is he not? No, you hear him speaking, like, you see how he carries himself, I think he's posh. And then he lists the score he went to this. It's like the worst school in Sussex or something. Yeah, but it's still Sussex, though, isn't it? True.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Anything south of Burbank, you're like, it's fine. He's also very good at football as well. Sprangly good at football. Very competitive. Absolutely did us over. But did that, but he played for the youngans against the oldens, and the oldens of which you and I were apart, we won. Yeah, mainly thanks to your goals.
Starting point is 00:19:16 I don't have to talk about that. I don't have to talk about that. You scored Duc de Gras. You are. You scored Deku de Gras goal. Lovely finish, it was. Anyway, that's an indulgent digression. That's an indulgent digression.
Starting point is 00:19:29 So we've had an email here. It's got a Bell's Hill. Yeah, so last week or so, I talked about how the fairly small town of Bell's Hill in Scotland was responsible for producing quite a lot of successful and famous people relative to the size of town it was. That's the context.
Starting point is 00:19:47 And I was saying, that's mad, and it's amazing. Yeah. I listed all these people. Bradley, our friend Bradley, got in touch saying the following, hi chaps, long-suffering listener here, first-time emailer. Have listened from the very first days
Starting point is 00:20:01 of Luke and Pete's summer, taking the adult at tones during my first ever solo drive where I traveled from Glasgow to Dumfries. Having been a ramble listener for many years and seen a couple of live shows, Luke and Pete have become a firm favorite. You kept me saying when I was losing my absolute shit on the motorway, wondering who in the hell in their right mind
Starting point is 00:20:17 trusted me with a car by myself, and thankfully I made it there unscathed. Anyway, just a quick one on Bell's Hill being full of famous Scots. This is where the plot thickens picture, and this is actually a pretty nice twist in the tail. Bell's Hill was the local maternity hospital, which most of us, Lanarkshire boys and girls were born in, which is why it's listed as a place of birth for basically anyone and everyone from the area. So however, for example, in the case of Aliya McQuist, he's from East Kilbride and has never lived in Bell's Hill. The Gs of the Mary Chain, Aztec Camera and even Lorraine Kelly are East Kilbride natives. Ali McQuist even has a local sports complex named after him in East Kilbride where my old school friends and I absolutely disgraced the game of five or size many years in our youth. So what he's saying is it's not actually Bell's Hill that's producing these people.
Starting point is 00:21:05 They're just going there to be born. right okay so it's the actual place wow that's interesting isn't it I suppose so if you want to kind of you know who's who you could just make a town that was just a hospital did that make sense
Starting point is 00:21:20 so you either work in the hospital or the cost of coffee that is in the hospital or how did Costa coffees get everywhere by the way like they're in everything they're in every business I find it quite weird they're in hospitals yeah but I mean it's not like they're selling tabs or anything they're selling like it's W. W.H. Smith's
Starting point is 00:21:34 and Costa coffee isn't it? Well, the hospital's the most recent trip. By the way, Bradley, thanks for that email. That's a good clarification. That was a lovely bit of info. I spent quite a lot of time in the hospital before Christmas and November time. My grandfather passed away. I think I told you about that.
Starting point is 00:21:47 And he was in hospital for a wee while before he died at the ripe old age of 94, which is an amazing, amazing age. And I loved him a lot. And I'm proud of his innings. Oh, my cat's just coming to say hello. Here he is. He's a handsome. Hello, Mr. Cat.
Starting point is 00:22:01 Look. Hello, Mr. Cat. How you doing? You know, mate. Anyway, so, and when I was in the hospital, I spent, I would drive down there from London. This was in Portsmouth and says, yeah, whatever it is, 80 miles each way. So when you go down there, you go down there for a few hours at least. And so I was knocking about that hospital a fair bit.
Starting point is 00:22:20 The entire ground floor is basically shops and fucking restaurants. Right, okay, yeah. Costa coffee, Marks and Spencer's food, like another cafe, boots. There's loads of stuff there. It's almost like, it feels like they're commercially. propping up the entire operation with it. And yet when you actually get into the actual boards,
Starting point is 00:22:39 the only entertainment for the inmates, so to speak, are those kind of like really old-school... Patience. Patience. The old-school kind of big sort of like they're sort of dragged down screens. They never work. They're about 50 quid an hour to watch a bit of
Starting point is 00:22:55 the a bit of telly. And they're terrible. They're absolutely awful. Why do they just get rid of them? Everyone's got, presumably everyone who needs a little, a little iPads got one, I suppose, because they, I'd, and the sort of people who would be on, for example, like a flip phone, like my father-in-law, would never think to spend that amount of money on a bit telly anyway. So it's weird.
Starting point is 00:23:22 When my grandfather passed away, he was in hospital and the writing was on the wall, so to speak. And obviously, obviously, sad. Sounds like a bad hospital. poignant and not literary and um when i went into the room he had he was um he was he was he was sleeping he was basically medicated and um and i went into the room and they had left the radio on for a bit of company for him and i didn't know how like how much longer he had and i was there on my own and um we were very close and so we had a lot of shared experiences because he was he was only 49 when i was born so he'd been around for a long time i'm 45 i was 45 when he passed
Starting point is 00:24:01 away right so i had a lot time with him and uh When I went into the room, they had the radio one for him for a bit of company, as I said. And it was Joe Wiley. And I was like, I'm not having him. I don't want to go out to that, do you? No granddad of mine is passing away to the sounds of Joe Wiley.
Starting point is 00:24:16 So I turned it off. And I put on, I thought on this favorite Sammy Davis Jr. record on my phone on Spotify. Oh, that's good. Good of you. Listen to the whole thing with him.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Because I just thought that, I just thought that, you know, I understand the nurses. I don't know him, right? So it's a nice thing for them to do ultimately to put the radio on for him.
Starting point is 00:24:36 I get it. But it was Joe Wye talking about how much he loved that Arctic Monkeys. He's like, I'm not having that. I'm just not having that. Grandad, you loved the mid-late 80s, early 90s channel 4 TV music shows. You just loved them. You just absolutely love that one where she used to have her shoes off all the time. But if it was my response to.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Yeah, exactly. Mercury Rev. The thing about Joe Wiley is she claims to love every recording artist that's ever made record. And that cannot be the brief. It just cannot be the brief. Yeah, I do find radio, I do find radio music DJs. And there is a difference between, you know, normal, you know, your normal common agon deers and then they're very earnest DJs that are too cool for school. And you can't maintain that level of coolness. No, it's like, it's like being a food critic and saying you're like every meal.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Because what's the point of you then? Anyway, the, um, if I, if I am on my deathbed, Peter, quite literally, and you are entrusted with the soundtrack, just give me a bit of real big fish. I'm going to bang me pots for the NHS, right in your head. I just think if I was in charge of doing the music selection for people in the kind of palliative ward, I would, whatever they call it, I would probably go classic FM.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Have one eye, yeah, have one eye on people's ages. Do you know what I mean? Just have a little bit of an idea. do you? Say again. What about Peter Baz? They love rap. They are a confection and you know it.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Stop lying to yourself. I bet this is a confection. I'd deliciously lap up like a thirsty meal. Deliciously lap up. Deliciousious. I love Peter Barre. I just think the aesthetic is so arresting that I can't help but watch it whenever it comes in my timeline.
Starting point is 00:26:21 But I'm just saying, the Classic FM is probably quite a safe bet, no? Yes. It's respectful, isn't it? It is respectful and there's, you know, there's adverts. But there'll be adverts for, life insurance and stuff because it'll be like advertising stuff that you know you kind of like stuff
Starting point is 00:26:37 oh maybe I should have got a pension you know stop clapping I know I was just as a little fruit fly buzzing around my head well have you got a pig pen um anyway right anyway let's go uh we've been looking peach short uh the lucid peach show before you go what what music do you want to die to oh oh oh let's make a note of it here just so i case I'm in charge interested uh Bam, boom, boom, bum, bam, bam, bam, bam. Well, get the fuck up would be a great message if I was dying, wouldn't it? Yeah. Who sings that?
Starting point is 00:27:14 Ferromanche. Oh, okay, yeah. Did you say that somebody's replete, so the illegal, I'm always going to say semi-legal, it's not semi-legal, it's illegal. File-sharing app, SolSseek is still in operation. If you want to get some free songs for whatever reason. Yeah, the Soul Seekers. It was around like sort of Napster time.
Starting point is 00:27:36 It's like Norfolk, and stuff like that. Exactly, yeah. I didn't realize it was still kicking a ball, kicking a virtual ball. Where's it based? It's P.A.P.A. It could be based anywhere. It's based everywhere our computers are, I suppose. And so people obviously share their, make their files available, and you can, you know, download their files,
Starting point is 00:27:57 and it's a really easy way to get music. Not that I ever would. ever have quite recently had to DJ for a certain football ramble live to it. But if you need song, it's really easy again. Anyway, some naughty little sausage has uploaded a ungodly library, extensive as you like, of like, say the top 1,000 singles of all time. But they have replaced the main voice with an AI version of Homer Simpson. Fuck me.
Starting point is 00:28:25 And they have not changed any of the metadata, any of the, file names, they are just flooding the zone with Homer Simpson AI shit. Some people want to, and it's going to be like a virus. As soon as you download one, that's available in your little slot and that's going to be disseminated as the definite article and
Starting point is 00:28:44 it's, it's awful. It really is. That is properly like sabotaging people. It is. It is. World burning stuff. Before we go on that note, I found a genre of music the other day that you'll really like, I think. It's called Egg Punk. It's called Egg Punk. So egg punk is basically like, no, egg punk is really hard to describe it.
Starting point is 00:29:06 So my mate who said to me the other day, one of my mates who I played music with, he's absolutely insatiable for music and he loves all sorts of shit. And he was like, oh, I've been getting into egg punk, do you want to hear it? And I was like, what is it? And he says it's basically like, um, punk, DIY punk, but really eggy. And I was like, what do you mean by that? And he's like, it's just really eggy. And he sent me a playlist.
Starting point is 00:29:27 And I listened to some of it. And it is just really eggy punk. It's just like really DIY, low-fi, quite nath, throwaway punk songs by bands called Alien Nose Job and Daughter Bat and the Lip Stings and Face the Meat. I'll see it. Oh, okay. So it's a mixture of Devo and hard punk. All right. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:29:52 I'll send you. You'll like it, I think. Yeah. Will I? Okay. Yeah. But it is, it's a really, really. descriptive and well-placed genre name.
Starting point is 00:30:03 I completely missed this. It's been going quite a long time. Very fun. On that note, let's get out of him, mate. I'll see you next time. Yes, yeah, we'll see you next time. See you on Monday. Hello, look at B2.com is the way to get in touch.
Starting point is 00:30:14 And we'll see you on Monday. See you let Luke. Bye. The Luke and Pete Show is a stack production and part of the Acast Creator Network.

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