The Luke and Pete Show - The Last Men on Earth

Episode Date: March 30, 2026

If Luke and Pete were to leave the studio to find they’re suddenly the only people left on the planet, what would the strategy be? Minor spoiler: primates and Lime Bikes would be involved.Also up for discussion are parking tickets, jarring tonal shifts in hip-hop and an email about bubbly water.Plus, we find out what Pete was up to in the 90s.Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: [e-mail]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just you and me and everyone we know in a room Imagine if it was just you and me left Imagine if we got out of this studio in an hour and it was just you and me What would we do?

I'd climb up the tallest building I'd have to stop you doing that I'd have to stop you doing that because I want to be on my own Oh I think imagine that I think that's probably what people listening would want

out of the future of humanity You to accidentally kill yourself and we have to bury you No just me and you just me and you being just doing constantly compete your podcasts. I'd leave you for the pigeons.

And trying to bomb each other to procreate. Is that how it works? If there was just me and you, right? Double check. If it was just me and you, right? We were only people on Earth, right? We know that

but we knew that we need to find some way of kickstarting humanity again. And we know that two men generally do biological from both men do not have the capacity to make to procreate right a lot of you said that so you don't offend anyone yeah there there's university college hospital just there right we could probably go and see

there as any kind of um embryo storage facility there and put the embryo in me you're taller you probably got more capacity i don't think we put it in either of us i think we might have to put it in what i'm doing all i'm saying is we're going after we've gone to university college hospital embryo department shoved a few embryos of our asses i assume as a department we're going straight to london zoo Peter because you're the primate expert Get me a primate

Right Preferably female With our bums filled with embryos No you're not going That You could just be stored normally in a tank

Why is it in a tank Like in a Like a with the The video game The dry eyes Dresranding Dry eyes with the With the

You pull it out And it goes all smoky Right Okay Yeah one of those guys Yeah You're going to London Zoo Yeah

You're getting a female Primate See if they And we're gonna implant Oh So there are Okay right has anyone

somebody must have had sex with a chimp, surely I'd imagine so I'd imagine so at this point there's nothing to do under the song isn't it

but no I don't think I would this may sound selfish but bear with me if it was just you and me I think for at least a year we wouldn't see each of that

I just enjoyed the peace and quiet we would see each of that I'd probably bump jump into a car as two men who have recently become fathers

relatively we just didn't try doing shits in peace we would just a lovely shitting I also, I mean, the thing is, we're now right in the centre of London. So I live in South London, it's about six miles away. There's no one to drive the tubes or the buses.

Right. So I'm... We have to hotwire a car. If I want to go home, presumably the line bike facility is automated. So I could probably get a line bike. Is the banking system still there? Can you still crack them?

Can you still crack the line bike? I don't have to crack it. I think you just sort spin it round. It's spin it round on the back wheel. All I do is I just get at just still. someone's bike to be easier. Yeah, but you'd need to... I'm going home to get my car.

Have people... Right, okay. Is it worth it? Is it worth me doing that? I don't know. What's the fuel economy of a... If you're Volvo? I think I'll maybe just find the car in town and just got the keys in it. It's pretty one of those... How many... How many people have the keys in the car? They do it in all the movies. Keys in the Sunvizer.

Keys in the Sunvizer. Keys on top of the passenger footwell, steering... Not steering, what's called? Wheel. A little wheel. Tire today. What are you talking about? Just got to bed. I'm putting together a load of cupboards. Right.

Yes, I am bringing it to this podcast. You preparing for the end of the world? Preparing the end of the world. And I'm sort of just getting rid of like old, you know, pay slips from like X-FM and stuff. Do it! Do it. And I was just,

and I don't generally... It's just why I'd never access old hard drives because I'd be there all day. Not the only reason. Carry on. Not the only reason. Because the logs will, they'll know that I've seen.

them seeing what's on there. So you're putting your pay slips together because you're remortgaging at the moment, aren't you? I'm not putting my business together. They're just chucking in the past, old pay slip. I don't, I don't need to know how little money I got from X-FM back of the day, but I... How much was it?

It was, I think my last kind of sure fee was like 100 quid, which is... That is pathetic? It's pathetic, isn't it? For cheeky Pete? Cheeky Pete, I know. You're on posters.

I'm a blue chip poster man. The... So I'm chucking a lot of stuff away, but you get caught looking at, like, pictures of yesterday. Yeah, I was did that. It's really difficult. isn't it? A very time I got up in the attic.

Yeah. Oh, is that a shoebox? It's basically that... Daddy, what was you do in the 90s? I really wanted to do... It wasn't the 90s, was it? No, no, but like, that's the big thing, isn't it?

That's amazing. The fucking Google Dolls, bollocks. And somebody made the point that his guy online, he's sort of saying, look, enjoy the song, if you want to enjoy the song, but you have to know, nobody liked the Goo Goo Goo Goo Doll song back in the day.

No. The guy was a douche. The Goo Goo Goo songs, the Google Dolls were terrible. So don't think, that this is a song that we all unified over. No, it's not. It's not. It's written for the sequel to the crow.

Was it? Yeah. Really, Jesus. So Gougu dolls were a band. Brandon Ruth Crowe sequel. No, Brandon Lee, wasn't it? Brandon Lee, correct. Yeah.

The Gougar dolls did, as far as I know, particularly in the UK, absolutely nothing at all until in 1998 when Iris became the song for that. They did nothing again after that. can name another other other song than theirs. It's the only song people can name.

It's a pretty... Who did? Do, do, do, do, do, do. That's third eye blind. Semi time of life, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, that's not then. That was a big song as well.

That's a better song on Iris, in my view. Iris is a nicely well-written love song. It's well-constructed, nice song. But I give up to touch you. That's it. Sold a lot of copies, by the way. I bet it did.

Sold four million copies alone in Greece. Oh, it would be up there. In the country of Greece. Do you reckon? Imagine the shipping logistics. To sell hard copies of that in 1998 in Greece. Four million of them. It was like, you know, pre-digital kind of audio and music and stuff.

It must feel quite quaint and quite wasteful to deliver such, you know, amounts of kind of like heavy plastic. Just so people can listen to the Google Dolls Iris. Nobody talks about that with the hole in the o'all in there, do they? It's also one of those songs that people who have absolutely no type of. and no real interest or knowledge of music really tack on to. Right, yeah, fair. They'll put it as their background on MySpace or something. Right.

But, you know, it's apparently it's the 178th highest selling single of all time in the UK. Oh, and they would have sold a hell of a lot more, wouldn't they? They would have, people would have lost their minds quite recently because it was obviously a very popular sort of TikTok, something. I really want to do a video if it wasn't so offensive and just quite, I'm a father now, I can't be doing that sort of thing. Just do one of those, like, you know, those, because it's like all famous people, isn't it, saying,

Father, what did you do in the 90s? And it's just basically them going, actually I was on Dawson's Creek, actually I was in the O-C, actually I was in this, I was in the Power Inn, just showed some fucking respect. What were you in the 90s? Well, that's what I mean, I want to do one where it goes, Dad, that's, Dad. Sports Kit, Safeway,

Asda. Well, that's what I mean? I just wanted to do, I was like, Daddy, what were you doing in the 90s? And I go, hmm, and it's just me wagging. That's all I was doing in the 90s. All I was doing, I give up forever. Don't to touch you.

That's why I can't do it. I love being like Charlie Sloth, fire in the booth. What did you do? I like it when he does the perfect, even though some of the rapping on that is shit. Is it actually shit? Some of it is. So Pete and Baz got damaged.

I know, I like being in a bus. You know that there's a lot of, we get enough topic, I wanted to ask you about your wanking habits. I won't forget, I made a mental note. Don't worry about. A lot of rapping. You want bank.

These days, trap stuff is not that good. but it's massive so he gets him on fire in the booth but like when far in the booth gets, when Charlie Stoff

gets someone who's genuinely good it makes a massive difference but anyway what year did you said you spent the 19th I don't know we need to

look we've done this before you weren't no I wasn't 92 no it's like Steve Coogan on Brass on 1993

no Wankin yeah no 94 getting there no way you weren't wankin at 12 or 13 years old no probably not

Well, I brought my arm in third year. What's third year of? What year was the air request ejaculation? What year was that? I don't know. It would have been pre-breaking my elbow. So breaking my, I broke my elbow in third year of big school. So what's that?

Year nine. 14? 14. Right. So I was definitely working by 14 because that put a real. You ejaculate before you were 14? That's pretty early, I think. Horny little devil.

That's pretty early. Should I ask Claude? Ask. Claude? Are you on the clod? What is the average age? Are you on the stat? Because like, because our business partner can read everything we write in. It doesn't matter. It'll know what we're doing. What is the average age for the first ejaculation?

Who is ever? I wouldn't trust the stats on that. No one's admitting that. See, well, the average age is 13. There we go, yeah. Yes, it's average. Mr. Average. I think I was about 18. Were you?

You the first. Did, when you were you? you're having sex with a lady for the first time. You're like, oh, what's happening? I've never got this far. I lost my virginia at 17. Very short attention span. 17.

Right. So around that time. Yeah, I mean, it's difficult to say, really. But I know that, so the hero quest ejaculation at moment was 13, you reckon. Has to be, yeah. I mean, you're playing a hero quest for goodness sake. Playing a hero cross for goodness sake. Yeah, incredible.

Speaking of rappers and stuff, I cannot stop listening to a Kanye West song that I'd never heard before. It's not the whole hit the one that's it. No. finally a song that sums everything up. No, it's a... It's a one that's been on, like, around TikToks. Runaway.

Right. There's another piano. Bang, bang. Yeah. And he... It's on his best record, isn't it? It's quite a famous one. It's got Push a Tea on it.

Yes, it has. It's a great tune. I have gotten... You know what me in rap. I am. I just wash it over me. You like the Woutang crew. But obviously I'm a Wutang crew stand.

Yeah. A W-T-C. S. WTF. Yeah. WTF. Yeah. And I've never listened to any pretty much Kanye West, apart from that one

where he sang about a peacock about London. Do you remember that one? Take me on a... Yeah. That's an American boy. Estelle. Estelle and Kanye. That's really as far as you know, Kanye West. And that one with Daft Punk. So I just don't know any

any Kanye West. I remember listening it was one with the bear. the bare school dropout one. That was good. But then, so I have no, I have no understanding about why he's good. And I listened to that album, and through the entry point of that song,

Runaway, and I was like, ah, his production certainly is very good. And I realise that's his strength. It's amazing. And I realise he, you know, everyone says he shouldn't have, bothered becoming an artist, just fucking produce. But what a good album.

But that's where, But that's where the difficulty comes in for people, isn't it? This idea of separating the art from the artist is that it becomes, it becomes controversial because people have to make quite tough decisions because he is so good. But if he was shit, he was going,

he was fucking point, don't worry about it. If he was right said Fred, you'd be like, it is right, said Fred, and no one cares. No one cares.

So, so he, so on that song, Rueueh, for example, like, he's clearly, like, he's clearly very good producer.

And he's, and his song is all about being a fucking loser and then push your teaccombe on and goes I'm rich it's just like what how much control does a guy who writes this you know puts the song together for a guest vocalist or a guest rap to come on and go

yeah I often find this I'm really rich so I often find this a rap song is about it's about being rubbish with girls I think that happens a lot because I think can you not can do that bit please can not do that bar so if you heard of a rapper called Danny Brown no

Danny Brown's like a kind of alternative rapper right He was really big probably 15 years ago. He put a record out called 30 XXX. And he's, but he's also does a load of really good guest stuff. And he's still going. I don't know how well he's doing now. I haven't really listened to him for a while,

but that record's pretty good. But all of his raps are about sex. Right. So basically you'll get like, a really good example will be there's an LP record. You know LP from Company Flow? He's also in Run the Jules. God, no.

You've run the jewel? Yeah, he's that guy. He's a really good producer. He had a, a record label called Death Jucks. Anyway, he does these really, his production's fucking amazing, and it's all dystopian future stuff.

So all of his songs, he wraps as well, but a lot of his songs are about things like, you know, New York's fucking collapsed. And we're in a post-apocalyptic environment. And his, his lyrics are really kind of clever.

There's loads double meanings. They come back around again. He's like a Stuart Lee type thing. And then he'll have Danny Brown guessing on it. Danny Vannell just do like 16 bars about blow jobs and it's like, where's that come from? It's really jarring. I know exactly what you mean.

You've got to really sort of invite the right person for the job and sort of, is there a brief? I love to hear the process because LPs are fucking really well established multi-war winning done so well, he's a legend in the game. Why would you say, I don't want you wrap about that. Just wrap about something else. Rough about something else.

Right, so you can imagine the fucking thought process. It's not that kind of sure. LPs that sit him down in the studio and he's going, right, so, set the scene for you, right? There's drones flying over New York in a post-locutical environment. There's been like a totalitarian state

and we are underground, right, on the subway system and we're developing these little chips to stay undetected and we've got them under our wrist and if we touch the subway sensor, they'll know where we are and we've got these guns

and so, Danny, can you do a wrap about that? Yeah, I imagine what I'm thinking about is what it would be like to get a blow job? No, society. No jobs. Are you going to say blow jobs? Blow jobs. Yes. Good. Brilliant. Did you speak it about a dystopic future? Did you see that?

I never had it called dystopic before. What did I? It's dystopian, sorry. I like dystopic. I got mixed up with ectopic. Now we're back to the embryos again. Yeah. My dog had an ectopic ureth. Oh, good. Oh, good. Anyway.

Call the episode that. Ectopic urethra. No, they don't have urethes, do they? Euterous, it'll be. properly. Eureta. Do they have ureta? I think it's urethra. Because urethra is. No uterus.

I know what uterus is and I know what utero must be the plural for uterus, no? No, no, no, an ectopic ureta. Okay. Just carry on. Because urea is piss, isn't it? We've already embarrassed ourselves with the rap stuff. Right, okay, carry on. Fine. Fine.

You're like the rapper who knows what's going on. I just come on and go, blow, John, piss, piss. Piss. Erether. My dog. Did you see the guy who got, who flipped out at a, um, uh, one of those little kind of like delivery robots?

No. So, um, it's a, basically a delivery robot. It's, it's, it's not much really to watch,

but it's a delivery robot and it's, um, and he's going around, I think, Los Angeles and stuff. Um, and he's at the side of a road, this,

uh, and this man is, uh, sort of going, like, what do you want? Why's it beeping at me? And the,

and the, uh, machine is saying, can you press the crosswalk button for me, please. Oh, really? You want me to press the button for you?

You only press the button for you, Mingo, fuck you. Press it yourself. You took a human job and you want me to press the button for you? No, hello, fuck you. I like that. That must be New York. Is it not New York? I think, oh, yeah, maybe, maybe.

Is it Larry David? I mean, my God. I mean, it's like, imagine, what is going through Silicon Valley's fucking mind? Yeah, whatever they want. I would kick that fucking thing over. They don't... What a disgrace. They don't have any contact with real people.

No, yeah. It's just like what happens with... They just assume that, you know, the good... Oh, you know, they're probably really excited to see one of these food delivery robots. Yeah, the people down in the cloisters, the peasants... Yeah. Delphins is amazing.

They don't think it's amazing. They think it's fucking unnecessary at best. It's like when Elon Musk and his powers were talking about how, you know, well, we've done this and we've done that with Tesla and we're going to do these self-driving cars, which he says every year and has to off like 10 years. Yeah, never happens, is it? Even though Waymo's already done it.

I saw a Waymo car in London the other day. Really? They were doing testing. They were weird little propellers all over it. Oh, spinning around constantly. Yeah. Yeah. And they had a guy driving it,

overseeing it, I guess, but I guess it was testing it. Anyway, and Musk was talking about Tesla. He said, oh, what we're going to do now? The next thing I do after the self-driving cars is we're going to do a bigger vehicle where loads of people can ride on it. It's like, what a bus?

Yeah, yeah. They've got a bus already. Yeah. Buses are fine. What are you talking about? It's an incredible amount of bullshit. I think it's the same principle as to why Ricky Juvase isn't funny anymore, Right?

Right, because he's... He's got nothing to say, is he? He's in Scotland, a little bubble. But do you think he's got anything to say? I've not heard his recent stuff, but I imagine it's pretty, pretty thin, thin stuff. Thin, thin, gruel. I didn't want to use your thin gruel. That's your...

Why not? I don't step on your... I do. I kind of discover for myself those little phrases. Right. And I just tack on to them and I use them for like three months and then I forget about them. But the problem is, like, you're on some... many shows.

It's a problem for the listeners. It's a problem for the... And a lot of the listeners listen to different shows. So normal people, normal people. Do we have enough contact with normal people? I sometimes think we don't. No, I don't think we do. But you live in Leone C, so you're probably a bit easier for you.

I don't know. I mean, no, not really. I do sometimes... I never talk to anyone. Yeah, but I don't do small talk. The people I talk to are really, for the most part, people just like me. Right, okay.

So the road I live on in South London, everyone I mean everyone's like it's 80% labor it's 80% remain it's most people you know what there's a load of diversity by which I mean some people have got three kids I mean it is multicultural because it's London but I think you know I remember I remember driving out of London a while back when all that stuff was going on and I drove down to my parents

and on the way down the eight part of the A3 was closed so I ended up driving pretty little towns instead just got diverted and all those flags up on the blamp post. Yeah. I remember being really surprised and shocked by that. Thinking it wasn't that much of a big deal, but it clearly is everywhere.

And it's not in London. You won't find a single one of them in London. All over South End. All over where. Exactly. And that's not how far away, right? No. You have to go south of Croydon to get anything like that.

Probably. It's probably like if you're like a flag shragger that wants to put the flags up, you probably need parking. Can't have that in London. I've got a park a ticket the other day. Did you? Yes.

I was a few. Do you get fuming about stuff like that? This one I did. Look, I'll tell you why. Why? I parked my electric vehicle in an electric vehicle bay. Right. Right.

Is your electric vehicle? It's a hybrid. It's a hybrid. Right. Does that count? Yeah, it counts. Can you just plug it in? No, I haven't got a charger at home, so I have to plug it in somewhere.

I see. And there's about five specific bays on my street where you can't pack in unless it's an electric vehicle. So I parked one in there. I charged it for about four hours and then took the cable out no sorry longer than that

must have been five or six hours because I put it I caught back quite late and I was up again quite early so I plugged it and it's cheaper overnight I don't even know that but it's cheaper overnight and I took the cable out first thing in the morning when I was taking my son to nursery put it at the back of the car

and I was going to go play golf for a couple hours I was like I'll be fine I'll just leave it. Fucking quarter past seven or something, the guy comes and he fucking gives me a ticket because I wasn't actively charging in the bay. So if you are...

70 quid. I think the bear probably informs them, no? That someone's in the bay but they're not charging. I just don't know if traffic warden should be out at 7.50 in the morning. I always... I would play... Anything pre-8 o'clock and anything post...

That should be fair game. Anything post 7pm, I will park where... wherever the hell I want. Certainly, I'm near my house. I just feel like it's seven in the morning. I live on the street.

It's not like I'm taking the piss. And I'll tell you what is a piss take. I live about two roads away from a massive bus garage, Norwood bus garage, and all the guys who drive buses there park their car on my street because it's unrestricted. And they don't get fucking tickets. They'll do 10-hour shifts on the buses.

And they'll park their car outside my house all day. What you need is one of those. You can get those little, like, lines installed outside your house. Have you seen them? Yeah. They're like sort of... You can appeal to the council to get them.

What, like little groove where you can feed a little cable out of your house into the thing. Yeah, normally you have to attract it. I think you have to attach to a lamp post in Lamber. Right, okay, that makes sense. But if you've got, I've got a lamp post right outside my house, I could probably get one. Yeah. But I'm trying to move house, aren't I, so... Oh, good point.

Yeah. Well, you could increase the price of the house if you had an electric charger outside your house. Already agreed the price. Have you got outside a stop park? Yeah, I don't want to get into that. But the people we're buying from sent us on the email the other day saying oh the boiling water, instant hot boiling tap thing

is broken so we're about to take it out. So sorry about that. But as a kind of recompense we'll give you our fridge freezer. I was like, all right, brilliant. Thanks. Nice, okay. I think that's fair. I think that's fair.

I think that's fair. I mean, a very different product, I would say, so that it makes something hot. You need a fridge freezer. Yeah, I imagine those boilers go wrong pretty regularly as well. Yeah. I've got two freezers.

Now I'm very pleased with my life. The reason it's great for me is because, for us, is because our fridge freezer and our current place is fitted. Can't take it with you, boy. Why can't you take it were you? You can't unfit, can you? Yeah, it seems a bit fucking mean. It's a bit childish.

It's like, oh, you're going to have to get a very specific Zanousy fridge freezer that fit into this fitted bay now. They're up, they're pretty generic spaces. I'm sure they are. It's not the point, though, is it? It's not in the spirit of it. Spirit. Nor is the stopcock.

Right, before we go, Peter. I want to do a quick recap of the stuff. I'll tell you what we should do before we go. Yeah. We should admit that neither of us watched the first episode of Saturday Night Live, UK. That's true. Yes, it is on my list. It has been reviewed very well.

So I'll trust the street. I'll trust the people who usually review this sort of stuff. And this is quite good. It's quite a big turnaround, isn't it? What do you mean? People were very pessimistic about it. Yeah, which is not something we do, is I suppose, very well. Was it actually good, though?

It seems everybody that I know who likes good stuff. him Anthony Richardson, did he say it was good? I think anti-Origion probably knows a few people who were in it. So I thought, I don't, you couldn't trust him. Did he say it was good? Jim Campbell, I don't know, I'm not supporting him about it, Mom, he's a comedy man. A couple of other people.

Al Gansler, did he like it? He liked it. He liked it. He likes the stuff I like, so. Alexane? I'm not spoken to him. Mark Haynes. Did he like it?

Is he on it? No, not spotting him either. He's done his own fucking vox pops, have you? He can't go through all of my friends. Your mate, Al, who you've gone holiday with, he works at the fucking central planning office, whatever it is. He said it was good,

so it must be good. He's innovations office. He's the lead innovator in the NHS. Okay. Which, I mean, I love Al. I feel like he should be... I love Al.

Is the NHS known for its innovation? Well, I'll say, Al's got an iPhone from six years ago that he can't do roaming on when we go abroad. Is that because he doesn't like to spend the money?

No, it just because he just finds it all difficult. He just finds it all, because he's on an NHS free contract. He's like, I don't want to spend, I think I'd get in trouble if I try to use a roaming product. It winds me up when people don't use roaming now, given that basically every carrier tells you

you can use your foreign in Europe for the same as it is in the UK. They've protected it. It's like GDPR, one of the things that we come out of the EU, it's the same. Not everybody, yeah, because they threatened it. They threatened it was going to be a problem, but not everywhere does that. You've got to get your old, yeah,

but like most places, some players in Europe they want. want, they won't allow it. Oh, just because you go on exotic holidays. Exotic holidays. Moldova. Some Europe in it? But if you and I are going to Spain, we're both using our phones if it's at home. Yeah.

It winds up and people don't put their roaming on. It's a proper like 2006 like attitude. It's going to cost me loads of money. I'll turn the phone on and I'm going to charge a million pounds. And then we're on episode of the BBC's watchdog. You're not. It's the same. Don't worry about it.

With your version of media bill. I wasn't watching porn, honest. Oh, dear. Anyway, so we will watch SNL UK, probably not for the next episode because we'll record that in a minute. Probably the following week. Should we do a quick email before we leave? Yeah, go on then.

Zach has got in touch. This is an email about diving in bubbly water. As a taxpaying citizen of a Luke nation, I wanted to write in to say that Luke was right when he said that bubbles are used in diving and in high diving,

the safety scuba divers even get involved. There we go. I'm a sports lawyer. Shall I tell you what I was talking about? When you dive from the high board, if you're a beginner, you're not going to get it right, They bubble the water up, so the tension's broken,

so if you hit it on your back, it's not as painful. Amazing. I'm a sports lawyer who sometimes advised on aquatic cases. Wow! That is great. Yes, apparently in diving, the World Aquatics Competition Regulations say that in diving, mechanical surface agitation must be installed.

I mean, what does that get? Does that just count as somebody just swishing the water around with their hands? Yeah, bubbles. Mechanical surface agitation is a bubble. It's really, it's a bubble, isn't it? And in high diving, surface agitation must be provided by a strong horizontal water spray and the scuba divers must also provide additional splash where necessary.

So scuba divers have to go down. That's cool. And sort of like, you know, with a leaf blower, just agitate the under water. Undervasser. According to Zat, there's another reason why I do it as well. Look at that. Yeah, the diving rules,

which cover up to 10 metre platform, said that agitation is to aid athletes in their visual perception of the surface of the water. I guess, like, not being able to see the water. So it's not just a degree surface tension. It's to get... What's some food colour in it?

That's a good idea. Yeah. Or poos. That's a terrible idea. Terrible idea. You said once that you wouldn't care if there's a poo in the swim pool you were swimming in because everyone's assholes is in contact with the water anyway.

Yeah, there'll be particles. It only takes one particle to make you ill. So a whole turd, at least all the particles are together. You know what I mean? Also, it's an enemy you can see. Yeah. I can avoid that bit. Yeah.

So you would just be preferred to know where the turn is and then you just work around it. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah, it makes sense. All right, let's go. There's nowhere to go from there. No.

leave. It's the rap song I've ruined again. See you on Thursday. We'll be back on Thursday. Hello at Lukepeachio.com is the way to do it. Get in touch that is. We can't have to be in any else. Bye.

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