The Luke and Pete Show - Wait, what is the Loch Ness Monster?
Episode Date: May 12, 2022Pete enters into a state of general meltdown on today’s show. Surprisingly, it’s only partly due to his upcoming endoscopy. We also read a fascinating email concerning Dave TV and receive an ...unusual explanation for the Loch Ness Monster. Let’s hope Luke doesn’t see anything like that on his jolly in the Norfolk Broads.Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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We're back!
With the Luke and Pete show.
It's a Thursday.
I love a Thursday
because it's next to Friday
and Friday,
I get that Friday feel.
I get very excited.
Noddy Holder at the start there.
It's sort of, yeah.
I think you stumbled upon an impression.
Why doesn't Noddy Holder
do a summer song?
A summertime smash?
Do it again.
It's summer!
It's not bad.
It's better than your It's Been.
What would Noddy Holder possibly be celebrating?
It's Whitson!
What do you reckon?
He could do Schools Out, couldn't he?
Alice Cooper's Schools Out.
But we've only got Schools Out.
That's a problem, isn't it?
Yeah.
We've talked about Noddy Holder and his Christmas song.
I think him and Roy Wood, is it?
The guy from Wizard?
Yeah.
I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day.
What is it?
Three, four hundred thousand pounds a year each?
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
However which way you slice it.
It's not bad when you consider that back in the day
they probably had a few beers, a few jars,
and they probably thought, let's do a Christmas song.
And we'll never have to work again.
Wasn't Roy Wood in ELO?
It's possible.
I think you might be right.
So, I mean, he's probably absolutely coining it in.
Because ELO, I mean, Mr. Blue Sky in like, after,
what was that film?
I'm not sure what film it was part of.
Eternal Sunshine.
Crackin' Fun.
Oh, it's a brilliant movie
beautiful film
it's absolutely brilliant
yeah
it's
yeah
it obviously had a bit of a
re-upping at that point
and you sort of
you can't really sort of
go a few days without hearing it
really
fascinating
so he apparently
founded ELO
while he was in the move
with Jeff Lynne
right okay
and you said I look like
which is disappointing
did I?
I don't think I've ever said that
when I had curly hair
and a big beard possibly you commented that I look like, which is disappointing. Did I? I don't think I've ever said that. When I had curly hair and a big beard.
Possibly.
You've commented that on one of my Instagram posts.
I cannot believe it cut so deep.
I don't know if he was around when they did Mr. Blue Sky, though.
Right, okay.
I think it might be a bit later on.
I'm not sure, though.
I wasn't expecting to talk about Roy Wood today,
so I can't tell you.
My knowledge isn't brilliant.
Anyway, this is the Luke and Pete Show.
I'll do a couple of bits of admin before we start,
I think, this time around.
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And we won't know what it is until we're in here.
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by our friend and producer Rory,
who's still on his holidays,
the little bastard.
He's not little actually,
he's massive.
Massive.
He'll do you, mate.
He could do actually.
Three-story Rory we call him,
don't we?
Peter, what's been going on?
You said earlier
you're a big fan of Thursdays.
You're looking forward to Friday
because it's a Thursday.
Good for you. What's going on? Big fan. What has been going on in my life earlier you're a big fan of Thursdays. You're looking forward to Friday because it's a Thursday. Good for you.
What's going on?
Big fan.
What has been going
on in my life?
Do you regret the
shout that you
thought that Jack
Asher would an Oscar?
No.
You're doubling
down on that.
I'm doubling down
on that.
I think it's great.
People getting it
and sitting in
exploding musical
chairs.
Wee Man getting
propelled over a
thing.
Did you see Wee Man
at the wrestling?
Oh, it was good.
No?
What happened?
He picked up
Sammy Zane
and sort of
body slammed him
it was like Hulk
versus Andre
back in
Wrestlemania 2
very nice
with his pythons
yeah it was astonishing
people ask us a lot of
questions about stack
and how it works
and you've just mentioned
Wrestle Me there
I'll tell you how it works
Pete does loads of
podcasts
yeah
and then we make money
off them
can we monetise my illness
on that
no
yeah
I've
oh I tell you what
you need to watch
an Apple TV show
called Severance
Severance
it's not the theme show
it sounds crap
yeah
I've not got Apple TV
it's the one
it's one of the few
streaming services
that neither
my wife I have access to
has discovered yet
that she needs.
And I haven't.
I don't really know how to do it.
How do you even do it?
Neither do I.
I download them.
Just download them, mate.
Just download them sometimes.
But do you know how to.
How would I even get to Apple TV?
There'll be an app on your TV.
Have you got a smart telly?
Yeah, I've got a couple of them, brother.
Well, just install the app, mate.
I put a big smart TV in the spare room so I could play PUBG, didn't I?
You didn't need to be smart, did you?
You should get a monitor.
Get a big curved monitor
to gank your...
What's it called when you frag?
To frag someone.
To frag some noobs.
Where's the word gank come from?
I don't know.
So I had a monitor for PUBG,
but it wasn't big enough for me
to be able to do what I needed to do.
I needed big screens to be able to spot people in the distance okay right so a big tv works much better you need high
refresh rate 120 hertz you need um 4k display yeah all that good stuff but the one thing i do
find about my tv i've got a tv from lg and i've always used lg in the past not i'm not saying
this for any sponsorship reasons no this is an organic mention for lg i've always used their tv
ubiquitous aren't they lg like they're they i don't know what they did them and samsung in LG in the past. I'm not saying this for any sponsorship reasons. No. This is an organic mention for LG. I've always used their TV.
Ubiquitous, aren't they, LG?
Like, they... I don't know what they did.
Them and Samsung
in, like, about 10 years ago
just really flooded the market
with affordable...
affordable screens.
This is...
LG I've got
is the very first LG
I've ever had
where the screen
burns into the screen.
Oh, burned in.
Yeah.
How do you get on?
That's really interesting.
It doesn't last for that long
but if I
say for example
I'm watching an iPlayer show on it
I pause it
I go and get a cup of tea
I come back
I press play
and the bar is still up there
interesting
not sure
I thought that only happened
with like plasma TVs
it only happened with
CRTs used to be
if you were
in like a betting shop
they'd always like
the 1340 from AirDock
burned in
on the bottom of the screen
but you don't see it quite as often nowadays
people are concerned about
absolute heads are absolutely concerned
about their £1000 telly
burning in. There was a guy who
kept his
LED
I can't remember what it's called
he kept his switch turned on
on Breath of the Wild
on one particular screen
and yeah
he left it on for like
300 hours
500 hours
and he's gone
it's burned in
was it on purpose?
yeah he did it on purpose
to test it out
I thought you were going to say
he did that so he could have
like a little picture
a little art piece
like people have a
fireplace on their telly
you used to do, didn't you?
Turn it on to a little fireplace setting,
so it looks like if you're entertaining,
and maybe you haven't got a fireplace,
flip the fireplace setting on the telly,
it feels like you've got a sweet, cracking fireplace.
I have seen some sort of people who have those tellies on the wall
that look like paintings,
but they're just static.
It's just a static like really nice LED panel
that you press a button and it suddenly turns into a telly.
You're like, wow, I didn't even realise that was a fucking telly.
That's nice.
Yeah.
Photo frames as well, isn't it?
Photo frames, yeah.
There was this one that was available on Facebook Marketplace
and one was selling, which was a vertical TV.
Right.
Like that?
Yeah, like that.
And a press of a button on the remote, it goes
and flips it around
sort of thing.
So it's like
conserved space.
You can just have a
little picture on
there.
You can stream
content from your
phone.
It's amazing stuff.
Someone's trying to
ring you by the way.
Oh, who's trying to
ring me?
Who is it?
No, sometimes.
Our resume starts
in now.
Oh, it's a reminder?
It's a reminder.
Yeah, whenever
you're unavailable,
my phone lights up
and says Luke
unavailable. I don't know how to turn it off. I'm quite pleased about that. Yeah. Yeah, whenever you're unavailable, my phone lights up and says, Luke unavailable.
I don't know how to turn it off.
I'm quite pleased about that.
Yeah, nice to know you're unavailable.
Doesn't happen very often, does it?
Don't even try.
I'm always available, baby.
I'm always on, baby.
Always available.
I'm off to the,
I'm actually off to the,
we're recording the show a little bit earlier
than when it comes out.
It is.
I'm actually off to the Norfolk Broads on Friday.
Oh, beautiful.
Tomorrow, yeah.
Well, it will be Friday before this comes out.
So, yeah, I've never been there before.
You been there?
Norfolk Broads.
Is that what you said?
Yeah.
You okay?
No, I'm not.
No, have I been there?
Where's Norfolk Broads?
So, it's like an expanse of water caught in Norwich, in Norfolk, funnily enough.
And you can hire a boat, rent a boat.
What?
And go and spend some time out on the water.
Oh, no, I haven't been there, actually.
I hope it's going to be a bit like the Egyptians in Philip Pullman novels.
Right, okay.
Where you can kind of cruise around.
There's a lot of...
What's happened there, then?
Probably left over from the Ice Age, is it?
I know, but look at it, though.
It's just massive bits of water.
Oh, by the way, speaking of that... We're at Norfolk Broads just massive bits of water that's just in the middle of Norway speaking of that
we're at Norfolk Broads
a couple of people
sent in a
sorry wait
I'm following this
Norfolk Broads
I'm going through Brampton
Burg
it's like Alan Partridge
Ingwerth
Thetford Forest
Itteringham
Little Barningham
yes
you know I said about
my friend Phil
who saw what he saw
at Loch Ness
yes
a couple of people
sent in an explanation.
Whale penis.
Yeah.
Whale penis flopping about.
That's a bigger story.
Jackass.
Whale version.
There's a big whale
in Loch Ness
with a gigantic penis.
Yeah,
and it's a normal sized penis.
For the whale.
For the whale.
But for you and I,
it's a big penis.
I wouldn't like to take it on.
Get that between
two bits of plastic resin.
Get on your endoscope.
If you got that between two bits of plastic resin, you on your endoscope. If you got that
between two bits of plastic resin,
you could probably do
a kind of penile bridge
across Loch Ness.
You could.
It'd be like that big one
that connects Sweden and Norway,
wouldn't it?
Yeah.
Is that made of meters?
I don't know.
That's the technical term
for the shaft of a penis.
A meters.
A meters.
Yeah.
Not in my case.
M-E-A-T-U-S.
Anyway, so Norfolk Broads.
It is.
It'll be a lot of fun, won't it?
You get on a little boat with your pals
and have a few beers and play some board games.
Fantastic.
Who are you going with?
Just your mates?
Dan, Tommy, Duncan and Jimmy.
Duncan and Jimmy.
All the Peaky Blinders.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes, it should be fun.
Fantastic.
I'm going for a little set-to in Milan next weekend.
Who are you with?
The part that you've got access to?
With Al.
Quantum Computer Al.
Quantum Computer Al.
Yeah.
He was born in Italy,
gives all kinds of big licks
that he knows how to speak Italian.
We're calling us bluff people.
We're about to find out.
Yeah.
And don't tell him,
but I've made a T-shirt, right?
Yeah.
Like a shit-stacked-to T-shirt. But it's, but I've made a T-shirt, right? Yeah. Like a shit-stacked T-shirt.
But it's him and Captain Tom on a T-shirt.
He gets so embarrassed easily.
I'm just going to wear it around town
in Al's face and Captain Tom on it.
Is it just the two of you?
No, no, no.
There's a couple of others.
Captain Tom T-shirt.
Captain Tom and Captain Al together at last.
So you haven't heard from Al
for the last couple of weeks
because he's been like 24 hours on Duolingo
yes exactly yeah
and his chickens are about
to come out of the room
and he did the weekend
go Pete
you have to know
he tried to get away
like a Dwight Schrute
oh my German is pre-industrial
and mainly religious
so people would understand it
yeah
yeah
okay
do you reckon
what you do
well
I think the last
Italian conversation
he had was with
an Italian pizza proprietor
down Holloway Road
on the phone
explaining that the pizza
had come back in the box
all sort of bunched up
and all he could say
was the pizza is a ball.
The pizza is a ball.
That's all you need.
That's all you need.
Do you know what?
There's a funny story about that.
So I can't...
I've got to try and tell this story
about name and name
because I don't want to betray
someone's confidence.
But let's just say
there was
a guy
who was purporting
to be
a
Italian football expert
okay
yeah
and now people are going to
listen and go
well you're talking about
James Horncastle
I'm not talking about
James Horncastle
he is an Italian football expert
he does speak
almost flawless Italian
and he spent plenty of time
living in Rome
and around Rome
it's not James
you do not get a haircut
like that without being
in Europe for that long
yeah
and his wife is a
is literally a scholar
of like Roman history
PhD and all sorts
those guys are the real deal
it's not them
I know what people think it is
but it isn't
anyway
this guy
he was
when football
Twitter was bubbling up
and people were kind of saying
oh this is a whole new way of being a football expert.
Right.
Yeah.
And the best ones of those,
I guess,
broke through into the mainstream and the rest of them were just fucking left
where they were.
This guy claimed to be,
uh,
half Italian,
spoke perfect Italian,
was based in Italy,
uh,
and was going to all these games and everything.
And,
um,
people started to suspect that may not be the case and one i'm
quite um enterprising kind of investigative i mean basically these people are journalists right
so they're trying to find stories yeah so they're gonna better get to the bottom of this one i'm
sure and they did and to cut a long story short one of them called his uh phone which is purported to be like an Italian phone and it just
forwarded
to a
a woman
who turned out to be his wife
answering from
like
Yorkshire
in a really broad
like Sheffield action
or something
and
turns out the whole thing
was a complete facade
complete ruse
and that licks back
nicely to our
small town bullshitters
from last Monday
yes
and who was that footballer
was it in
oh god
not Yerimina
obviously
there was a footballer
in Australia
who sort of
pretended that he was
a football expert
oh Nelly Yoa
Nelly Yoa
don't mention him
because every time
we mention him
he fucking gets in touch
he gets into
slicing on the ends
let me call the show
and tell you my
side of the story
what the side of the story
is that you're not
a footballer
and you said you were
what's possibly going to be what's going to be the ingredients into your side of the story that are going to go on the show and tell you my side of the story. What, the side of the story is that you're not a footballer and you said you were? What's possibly going to be,
what's going to be the ingredients into your side of the story
that are going to make that difference?
He's just a vibe merchant.
He makes the dressing room great.
There's nothing wrong with good vibes.
I basically did that when I played out in New Zealand.
You can never get in the team.
They like to have me around.
They like to have me around.
Told some stories.
Now I don't believe it.
Had a beer.
Ten minutes from the end of the game,
if we were winning, I'd come on.
Fine. I'm fine with it
I know my role
anyway Peter
so you're off to Milan
anything particularly
you want to see?
no
I was
given
I was like
look lads
I'll go anywhere
I don't really want to go
to Naples again
because obviously
we've been
I've been like 3 times now
I said
I've not been to Milan
I'll happily go to Milan
and then I was like hang on have I been to Milan times now. I said, I've not been to Milan. I'll happily go to Milan.
And then I was like, hang on.
Have I been to Milan?
And then I was like, I looked at my iPhone.
Picture me in Milan.
Oh, shit.
Well, you're a bit of a European city break guy,
weren't you? A European city break guy.
I forgot them all, though.
Yeah.
Could rediscover them.
How many lads are going with you?
Just three.
Airbnb's got very expensive.
We're going to hotels.
We're going back to the hotel, the common or garden hotel. The Airbnb's got very expensive we're going to hotels we're going back to the hotel
the common or garden hotel
the Airbnb's are too expensive
I'm going to Portugal
in June
right
to
with a couple of my
a few of my friends
I haven't seen a lot of them for ages
it's going to be great
and we're going to an Airbnb
and they've got a mechanism
in the Airbnb
I was checked
I said I'll definitely come
they invited me
I haven't seen them for ages
I said yeah I'll definitely come
I love it yeah
whatever it is I'll come and I booked the flights and everything and then after I'd booked it. They invited me. I haven't seen them for ages. I said, yeah, I'll definitely come. I love it, yeah. Whatever it is, I'll come.
And I booked the flights and everything.
And then after I'd booked it all,
they sent me the Airbnb links,
in case you want to see where we're staying.
Looked at it.
I noticed in the Airbnb write-up,
and I've only ever used Airbnb once, ever,
to go to Devon, and it was fine.
The Airbnb, in this case,
has got a mechanism in the house
that if the noise reaches over a certain amount of decibels,
it cuts all the electricity.
That's so clever.
So it kills the stereo, basically.
That is beautiful.
It says we're in a residential zone,
you can't make so much noise.
And they only activate it after 10pm.
Yes, okay.
You can do what you want before that.
Yeah.
And I just thought that was really kind of clever.
But it's not that clever
because I remember
I used to run a club night
at the windmill
in Brixton
for those people
listening who know London
Brixton
South London
you know what I'm talking about
I've been in a few nights
where you can see
the monitor sort of
going over
it's really annoying
me and my friend Duncan
who's coming to the
North of Broadsemy
we used to book artists
and we went through
a phase of booking
quite noisy punky kind of electronic bands.
Do you remember the Sunshine Underground?
Yes.
We booked them.
Right.
Great lads, really great show.
They must have tripped the decibel meter
in the venue four or five times.
Have you ever been there when that's happened?
What happens?
Everything shuts off.
Everything just shuts off.
You just hear a brr, brr, brr, brr, like that.
And then they have to
fire it back up again
don't do that again
and then if it happens again
it happens again
so the technology
has existed for a while
yeah
oh fascinating
you love a bit of that
don't you
I do because I'm usually
the one booking the Airbnb
really so
if it gets too loud
but it's become too expensive now
yeah
in kind of like more cities
there just seems to be
people are sort of going
oh I'm skint
can I have some more money please
we have been
I think we've been sponsored
by Airbnb at some point
in the past
so we should probably say
you know
maybe there's another side
to the story
probably isn't it
let's have a break
when we come back
we're going to do some more emails
and before we do that
we're going to do some battery brands
so very exciting
don't go anywhere
we'll see you in a minute
we're back
with the look of Peter Shaw Part 2.
And since it's a Thursday,
we basically talk about batteries for about five minutes
in the email section.
What's been sent in this week?
You're doing it.
I'm searching, right?
All right, then.
I'll do that, then.
Sean Walters, it's his second time emailing batteries.
I have Dickie Toys and Kiddyland.
I think Kiddyland,
Kiddyland's a toy shop in Harajuku in Japan,
so maybe there's a connection there.
I don't know.
Sean says, keep up the good work,
or shall I say shambles?
Yeah, so the fifth person to send in Kiddyland,
sure, I'm afraid.
I'm not sure, Dickie Toys.
Dickie Toys.
D-I-C-K-I-E Toys.
Yeah, you're not the first person to send those in either. Joshua, our friend Joshua sent those in. I'm afraid Dickie Toys Dickie Toys D-I-C-K-I-E
you're not the first
person to send those in
either
Joshua
our friend Joshua
sent those in
Martin sent those in
so you're at the very least
the third person
to send those in
never mind
thanks for your effort
Sean
but you're not quite there
that'll teach him
calling us a shambles
I'll tell you what though
producer Roy
is a massive puppet
Sean here
Sean also sent
two other batteries in
New Leader and Vinny
absolutely not worth mentioning
so much shade being thrown in
his head's on the beach isn't it
Bailey from Kansas City
hello Bailey
a feeble attempt at finding a new battery brand
says producer Rory
Luke and Pete
I'm writing to you with minimal hope
that I've located a new battery brand
I will admit my hopes
were high
when opening my new
Bluetooth keyboard
and finding a GP Alkaline
oh get out
I mean
get out
good god
GP Alkaline
seemed to be included
with all new
Logitech products
I thought about
not even sending in
this feeble attempt
you shouldn't have done
to be quite frank
because GP
one of the most popular
brands we've had
on this show
I think possibly
the most popular brand because it's in all show. I think possibly the most popular brand.
Because it's in all of Samsung stuff as well, isn't it?
GP Ultra, I think.
GP Alkaline.
32 times.
But then I remembered what my grandma said every time she'd buy a lottery ticket.
You can't win if you don't play.
She even won $100,000.
So maybe I can find a new battery brand.
Same thing, right?
Well, you know, steal some of her money.
Buy some cheap Chinese electronics.
And you might find a new one.
Yeah, from Alibaba
you're the 33rd person
to send those in I'm afraid
so it's no good
I'm afraid
Lars Ellis
are new players
in museums permissible
good afternoon guys
I mean let's see
emailing in to see
if batteries
that's to be found
as museum exhibits
are permissible
to be entered
as new players
the story is
that today I was exploring
these sometimes quite baffling layers of the tate modern came across an exhibit of items
found down by the riverbank in circa 1999 next to the tate modern building among this collection
is a set of woolworths high power plus double a batteries of all places as part of the exhibit
can i submit this as a new player i do understand that there's a previous rule in place stating the brand of batteries are not to
be accepted. However, my argument
here is that the brand
no longer exists. This could somehow
circumvent this rule as the batteries are no longer
to be sold in shops. Furthermore,
I would put it to you that batteries are so
significant that they are an exhibit
in an established London institution
that tape modern. These batteries should be accepted
on the grounds of historical significance.
Please find picture attached Lars Ellis.
Now, I would say that you have to own the batteries.
Yeah.
You have to own the batteries or know someone who owns the batteries.
You can't just walk, you can't just go on a website and go,
look at this battery we haven't featured,
or you can't go in a museum and go, look at this battery we haven't featured, or you can't go in a museum and go, look at this battery we haven't featured.
You don't own that, you have no stake in it,
I want you to have skin in the game.
I think it has to be in an item of electronics
that you've either owned or at least had access to using.
Right, yes.
You know what I mean?
Airbnb.
If you're in Airbnb and there's an air conditioning control
and there's a battery in there,
you can have that.
I think ultimately,
what I would like also,
I agree with you Pete,
but what I would also like to say
is that,
I mean,
it's all well and good,
but Andrew Jones
has already sent them in before anyway,
so it doesn't matter.
He sent them in on the 10th of September,
my friend,
so you are not even a new player,
even while trying to circumvent
all kinds of archaic rules
and finding loopholes.
I admire that
I like the conversation
around it
we must have rulings
on these types of things
however Lars
to get yourself
even out the starting blocks
my friend
it needs to be the first time
we've seen it
and on this occasion
it isn't
if you've got any
battery brands
that you've found in stuff
hello at lookapete show.com
Luke can I throw at you
a little email from Ollie
please do
lovely
hi lookapete
this might be very boring but I just listened to your podcast where you mentioned the channels like Dave TV and I throw at you a little email from Ollie. Please do. Lovely. Hi, Luke and Pete.
This might be very boring,
but I just listened to your podcast where you mentioned the channels like Dave TV
and how they make any money,
especially around original series.
I did a bit of digging around this a few years back.
I know I'm very dull,
and it turns out Dave and other UK TV channels,
Gold, Drama, Yesterday,
are all owned by BBC Studios,
a subsidiary of the BBC.
It seems then that the BBC
is selling their programmes to themselves
to broadcast on commercial TV.
This gives them additional revenue stream,
or a additional revenue stream,
away from the traditional licence fee.
I don't know whether that's any interest to you,
but here we go.
It reminds me very much of my dad sending me a childish drawing,
a meme that he'd forwarded on,
of a car, a drawing of a car yeah and then on the
top of the car attaches something big arm and then a magnet so that the car would be attracted to the
magnet and therefore have some kind of level of perpetual motion without using petrol because
the the car is metallic and the the magnet is obviously attracting that metal.
Why doesn't that work?
It's like a self-licking lollipop, right?
Self-licking lollipop, yeah.
Perpetual motion's impossible, isn't it?
Yes, I think so, yeah.
Yeah, there's lots of people over the years who've claimed,
particularly in Victorian times, to have invented one.
Yeah.
Quite a fascinating part of history, really.
Imagine if someone could unlock that power, though.
It would be good.
With a quantum computer.
Speak to Al.
Is he taking it
with him to Milan?
To be fair to
Oli I do think
that's quite
interesting.
I didn't know
that and that
makes perfect sense
because obviously
they're always
looking for new
revenue streams.
What I would say
Oli keep it under
your hat.
Don't tell Nadine
Doris because if
she finds out about
this.
She might want to
downstream some
movies and then
we'll all be in
trouble.
That's a very
localized joke I
apologize for that
to our international
listeners.
On that note Peter I
think it's probably
about time that we
say goodbye.
I think we need
Galvey we've got
things to do mate.
Well you've got to
do Wrestlemania.
I've got to do
Wrestlemania.
And I've got to go
and do some other
stuff.
I'm not allowed on
Wrestlemania am I?
You haven't watched
day two of
Wrestlemania 38.
I haven't watched any wrestling.
I was just remembering
about the calendar.
I did put my endoscopy
on the studio bookings
on Friday.
Yeah, we were confused about that.
So people can be,
so people are going,
why has Pete put an endoscopy?
Why does someone have an endoscopy
in the studio on Friday?
I mean, if you are having it in here,
make sure you've got the camera. Record it, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Well, I mean if you are having it in here make sure you've got
the camera
record it yeah
for sure
well I mean you've
got to figure out
which one it is
up the bum hole
down the throat
down the throat
is fine
down the throat
is fine
up the bum hole
down the throat
Laurie knows what
to name this episode
and I was just
going to finish by
saying that we've
got a lot of
wrestling fans among
us are stable
because Adam from
the offensive is a
huge wrestling fan
I know a couple
of guys in the
office are you could
do a big like
supergroup kind of
show at some point
I think you forget
that it's always like
people have sort of
kept up knowing
about wrestling
they're always like
the clever people I
think you know what
I mean
are you being serious
what do you mean
well Mark's quite
clever
what do you mean
that's what I mean
they're always the
clever people
you're not clever
I'm not saying I'm
a wrestling fan am I I am now because I've got you are quite clever. What do you mean? That's what I mean. They're always the clever people. You're not clever. I'm not saying I'm a wrestling fan, am I?
I am now, because I've got...
No, you are quite clever,
in a different way.
But it's always the clever,
intelligent, funny people, I think.
But you're clever
because you can fix this studio,
and I don't even know what you're doing,
but you will also leave...
I don't know how to have a studio.
You will also leave your glasses
in the back of a taxi.
I'm having a...
Yeah, I need a book.
How do I get new glasses?
I've not done it for, like, five years. We'll see you next week. Thanks very much for listening to the Luke and a taxi. I'm having a right, yeah, I need a book. How do I get new glasses? I've not done it for like five years.
We'll see you next week.
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Oh,
I've got so much stuff to do.
On that note,
we're going to get out of here.
Ah!
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