The Luke and Pete Show - White Man Tacos

Episode Date: August 29, 2024

Pete reveals his go-to breakup tactics, while Luke dives into the universal concept of every culture having its own version of a sandwich, igniting the timeless debate: soft shell or hard shell tacos?Plus, the Battery Daddy gets edged with the prospect of another new player.Email: [e-mail] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Like Andros Townsend, we just don't know who owns us. It's the Luca Piccio, I'm Pete Donaldson and I'm joined by Mr. Luky Mua. How you doing Luky Mua? I'm doing this again am I? Are you in transfer limbo? Are you in since your Turkish club have been prevented from registering football players? No, it's not quite been my problem of the week. I wouldn't say it's been up the top of the list of my priorities. People have, through your life, disavowed knowledge of you though.

They have. I don't know that guy. Listen, officer, I have absolutely no contractual obligations to that man at all. So you do what you want. Poor old Andros. Poor old Andros, never mind. Andros was the bad guy in Nintendo 64. Oh no, sorry, possibly even Super Nintendo video games, Starwing. Andros, that's an interesting,

because the Japanese, they will sort of choose bizarre names for like their baddies and stuff, because they'll just be like approximations of like Western names. I reckon it's a Japanese idea of what sounds like an evil British English name. Yeah Andros. I remember when you first entered Cornelia City as Starwing, there'd be a voice that would say Andros has ordered us to take you down. Oh. You just turned your aircon on by the way. Did you hear me? How the other half

live. What do you mean? That telltale beep. That telltale beep of the, well I'll tell you what's, unfortunately where we usually find the batteries for the battery daddy, I've only got energizers unfortunately. Ah, that's disappointing. It's not exactly a tonic is it? Not exactly a tonic. So do you remember the video game Starwing? I do, it was very, it reminded me there was a video game on the BBC called, it wasn't Elite was it? It was this kind of like 3D kind of experience on the Archimedes and the Electron that was quite similar but it was all isometric and like really quick and like the polygons were amazing but like yeah. That sounds like Elite to me me no it was it was it was like a kind of you're a you're

like a kind of landing craft on an alien world and you float around and it was really cool like the isometric graph the isometric kind of 3d graphics were green wasn't it yeah I mean it was an incredible bit of kit and they'd sort of later use similar sort of technology for Magic Carpet Bullfrogs video game. But yeah, I do remember Star Fox and Star Fox is kind of like the super FX chip wasn't it? That was their big, that was the big technological breakthrough. They decided that the SNES wasn't powerful enough so we're going to add some number crunching polygon burning tech and put it on every single cartridge. I think it's really, really, really fun. It's

like putting an engine inside an engine. I told you that, do you remember, I told you about that game on the BBC Micro called Elite, sorry, called Exile. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And the amount of physics they were able to get in that for the size of around there was just ridiculous. There was no pressure from shareholders

to release games back then, there was there. You couldn't sort of, you could do what you want really. And you didn't feel so. I was speaking of couldn't sort of you could do what you want really and That game you were telling me about yesterday black myth wukong mmm, which I'd never heard of and I got home after seeing you yesterday and Put the trailer the YouTube still panting from the from the bad in our we'd had yes It was very very strong bad in our jet. Yeah I actually in order because you were on a creative one.

What pacing around with your with Sammy the dog. Yeah. Firing ideas with my hands like this gone. Hmm. Yeah. You like Steve Jobs like Steve Jobs. You know, Steve Jobs used to buy a new car every year. Six months. That's how you know. No, because he didn't. He didn't. Well, he nobody buy a new car every year, six months, did I tell you that? No, that thing's on brand though, doesn't it? He didn't, well, nobody'd buy the same car every six months because there's a loophole in I think California law that means you don't have to show licence plates.

What, you said that was like a start to a song. It was a loophole in California law. It sounded pretty good. It sounded like it was starting to hit him. If you could find them, you can call on the A-Team. So what was the loophole benefiting him on? What was he getting for that? He didn't need to show license plates for the first six months of a new car. So you just buy a new car every single six months because he sort of saw,

if somebody saw him in his car, them knowing his license plate was at security risk. Because I think out there you can kind of track and trace people from license plates, can't you? They are linked. Here it just means absolutely you? You can kind of, they are linked. Here it just means absolutely nothing. You can give anyone your license plate, but over there, I think it's different. Yeah, it just means the card. It doesn't mean the person.

I think the number plate, yeah, you're right to say that, I think. Anyway, this Black Myth Wukong game showed me and my wife, the wife I have access to it, and I sat down and watched the trailer on YouTube. I was, I'll be honest with you, I'm not a fucking video game expert, you know. I was astonished at how good it looked.

I was sickened. I was absolutely sickened. It just looked absolutely, almost inconceivably impressive. Yeah, well it's all like your ray tracing and your caustic rays and your, I don't know, all that mess. I don't know what you're talking about. It just looked brilliant.

But they've got like, I guess when a computer or a console life cycle gets to this point, everyone will have sort of perfected how to use that bit of computer, and then they'll move on to the next computer and then it's like, oh I've got to start again now. Everything looks crap. We're not using 20% of this machine. It was an amazingly effective trailer on me to an extent by which I mean I went straight into the other room and downloaded Elden Ring Yeah, I think it's just bit a bit of a bit of a boss fight festival, but it does look incredible It's it's China's first AAA AAA title, which is

Do you rate Elden Ring? Yeah, I think everyone rates foren Ring, don't they? It's not a game that I would go out of my way to play because I just think you kind of have to... It's just a series of refining approaches and stuff like that. I think I'd get too frustrated. I'd feel like... Whenever I sort of hit a stumbling block in a video game,

I always think, maybe there's something wrong with the game. Maybe fundamentally, the thing that is sort of stopping me from progressing. It's something when your relationships break down, isn't it? Yeah, it's probably someone's been hacking this relationship. Someone's been hacking into our data. It's destroyed it, absolutely destroyed it. Every time your relationship breaks down, you think, it's the culture of like cramming in last minute and video games.

It's video game crunch. Um, yeah, I say, I say it's not you. It's not even me. It's something else. So, and then I can imagine you, I can imagine you sitting down there and breaking up with someone and saying, I'm sorry. I just don't think I've got enough RAM for this relationship. I don't think I'm able to RAM for this relationship. I don't think I've got it.

I'm able to perform. There's a guru, I've blue screened. There's a guru when the Amigos used to crash. Peter, that's actually a question I've never asked you and you haven't got the name names. Right. You don't want to answer the question, don't. Yeah. But how have you ever...

Just moved house repeatedly. No. Have you ever broken up with someone and you've had to do it? And if so, how did you do it? Honestly, it's very much a, you know, like when they wanted to buy, when I think it is the council or someone wanted to buy that street of houses behind Anfield or Liverpool wanted to buy the street of houses to knock it down to extend Anfield. And they bought six or seven in the street and the others

just were like nail houses, they wouldn't move because they absolutely buzzed enough living in that. Anyway, and so what I believe whoever owned these Liverpool properties decided to do was just absolutely mothball them. Like, do not spend any money, just let them just get over, you know, just get them absolutely overtaken with weeds and look like absolute crap. It would just make the house prices go down and down and down until the people there felt the need to sell up. To take an offer.

Yeah, to take an offer on it. That's very much how I've run most of my relationships. Run them in the ground, don't explicitly say this isn't going well, it's just too obvious. It becomes too obvious for the other person not to sort of go, this is going terribly, I'll go, I agree, awful. So you stop washing, you don't shower. Look, nothing about my personal appearance or hygiene or state has anything to do with the success of the relationship because it's always at a base level. It's always low. It's always very low.

I wondered why I saw you just like you were wearing a potato sack. It's all I deserve. But you wouldn't just sit down and say, come on, it's not working and we need to sort this out and we need to crack on and go our separate ways. You would never do that. Yeah. In the same way I never held meetings, Luke, this is exactly the same discipline in many ways.

You want to get something out of the meeting and you want to get something out of the relationship, but I'm just like, as long as there's no one shouting at me. I've never known anyone to be less conducive to meetings as a human being than you. No, I like them. I like them. I think I'm, I think I, it's the only time I come alive.

I have a really nice time. Yeah, by leaving. I get a real, I never get invited to any, but I get a real kick out of them. You do get invited all the time and you end up after about five minutes you're fucking walking off. That's not true.

You're a terrible, you're a terrible meeting typer. I see on my we're having a meeting with a third party. I'm just seeing things pop into me. What's up? Written by Luke. Moty tasking. Absolute.

Galaxy brain stuff. Soon as it's it's muting your mic and clacking away. Have you seen the film Minority Report with Tom Cruise? It's like that. Yeah. Was that Vanilla Sky? It's like that. Yeah. Was that Vanilla Sky? I forget. Whichever one.

Yeah. As long as no one ever asks me a question in the meeting, I can multitask the whole time. It's fine. Oh dear. Classic stuff. So I'm gonna download... I'm gonna... Sorry, I'm gonna start playing Elden Ring.

I was really convinced by the idea that the reviews were much, much better than Black Myth. I know they're probably very different games, but... And also the world building on Elden Ring is done by George R. R. Martin. Oh, is it? No, I didn't even know that. Yeah, which is... I'm a fan of his work. Is it like... I mean, it was like... Elden Ring was like seven, five, seven years ago. It's quite an old game. So...

Is it? The reviews... I think it invented... It furthered a genre old game. So the reviews, I think it invented, it furthered a genre to where it needed to be. I think. It's two years old, apparently. Elden Ring? Yeah, 2022 it came out. Geez oh, God.

I thought it was early in that. February 2022, it's two and a half years old. There you go. Oh well, nevermind. Yeah, you must be thinking of something else. Things just move so quickly. I'm thinking Dark Souls, I think Dark Souls 2 or something like that. Oh right, yeah. Similar sort of vibes, same Things just move so quickly. I'm thinking Dark Souls, I think Dark Souls 2 or something similar sort of vibes, same

people I think from software. But we should probably tell people, just changing the subject slightly, because we've got a kind of fertile audience for this here I believe, so we should probably tell people why we were hanging out earlier this week on a bank holiday Monday and that was to iron out all the kinks and do the rehearsals for the football ramble live at the Palladium on Friday 20th of September. Yeah when I saw it I thought it had the smell of an intervention but luckily that wasn't the case. No you were very much the creative driver of it Peter and I was just trying to keep everyone in line because no one involved in that whole project can stay

focused on one subject for more than about five minutes. So I just had to stand in the middle and say, right, yeah, good point, but we're not doing that yet. You weren't standing in the middle. Sammy was standing in the middle. Sammy was lying in the middle. Sammy was lying down on the floor. Sammy was so bored, he was just lying in the middle going, oh, when can I eat a big sausage? Bringing Sammy along was a good idea to that meeting because he made people want to stay in the room.

Right. He sent us everyone. Everyone loves a dog. Right, okay. Everyone picking him up, cuddling him. He loved it as well. Yeah. He didn't take a shit, which is more than you can be said for Jules' dog. Good point.

Or Jules. Put it that way. I'm always paranoid when I'm with a dog inside that a dog's gonna take a shit. But do you not think that like- How many shits a day do they take? Probably about three, I reckon. But only puppies really do that. They do get to a certain point

where they just sort of go, I'm not pooing inside anymore. If they have not been allowed to go outside for a little while, and right after breakfast or dinner or whatever, they will probably do a poo inside. But nine times out of 10, they're kind of over that by about a year or in.

And I know Simon's like a year and a half now, but he's mainly over it. There have been little accidents here and there, but haven't they all? Balls on the head normally with him now, isn't it? Balls on the head, yeah, popping balls on your head, yeah, exactly. Is he still sleeping in your bed?

Still sleeping in my bed, yeah. Having the best of time, yeah. He was up this morning eating plants, I think it was because he'd eaten some chips at the beach yesterday. It was interesting, this big Hasidic Jew population around Canvey and Chalkwell and where we live. And it's sort of fascinating seeing full families just absolutely head to toe and looking like the hottest clothes in the world in the world at the beach you know what I mean like like at the at the seaside and Sammy's just running around trying to jump on them. Where did he get his chips from? Did you buy them for him?

No no just in the in on the beach. On the beach baby. Yeah yeah. Okay anyway so yeah Football Ramble Live Friday 20th September. We should put a peel out to people who listen to this. More than likely going to be listening to the Football Ramble as well. It's going to be a very fun live show. Lots of great staff planned. Some very special guests as well. And it's a Friday night at the Palladium in the centre of London so what could be better? Peter has written an amazing set of set pieces for the show itself.

Marcus is gonna run it brilliantly as usual. We're gonna have a lot of fun, a lot of audience participation, and a few beers afterwards as well. So if you wanna get tickets, go to footballrambolive.com, that's footballrambolive.com. There's still a few left.

We'd love to see you down there. Represent the Luke and Pete Show community. If you turn up you'll be like a celebrity there because you won't only be a football Ramble fan, you'll be a Luke and Pete Show fan as well. Me and Pete will personally seek you out and give you all the credit in the world and thank you for joining us. Is that fair Peter? I think that's fair. We've got so many more colleagues now than we did last time we did the show. I think we've sort of doubled our

workforce so there's just more opportunities for people to be lending a hand here and there so we're expecting a bigger and better production than ever before so I'm really excited. And if it goes to shit you better witness a car crash and then we'll probably just never talk about it again but you can at least say you were there right? So only a couple of thousand of people. We've got loads of of listeners in that can't upset all of them. It's fine. No exactly Pete you haven't asked me how well i'm feeling after I was sick last week How well are you feeling after you were sick? I can't remember. I can't remember why you were unwell You didn't have covid did you? It was a bit food poisoning. You'd eaten a bit. You'd eaten a bad salad, hadn't you?

I think it was a crab thing. A crab thing? Well, like a canapé or something. A crab like almost like a pie. It's supposed to be a posh prawn toast. Right. It's like for those American listeners among us, it was almost like a posh crab and prawn hot pocket.

Right. OK. You must know a hot pot. you must be all over the hot pockets when you're in the US. Like a crispy pancake. Yeah I think with the, I think when your son have kind of floated around America you don't really run into a lot of hot pockets because you can't really, the only ones I really sort of get involved in is those rotating sausages on the rotating conveyor belt in 7-elevens and stuff. Not a rollover, that's a British pastiche of an American hot dog. But you know those ones that are like different, it's like cheese in

Finns crispy pancake batter and they just slowly rotate for hours and hours and hours just maintaining their core temperature forever. You're looking at them and you're going that's a bit of me are you? That's a bit of me that yeah, with That's a bit of me, that, yeah. With dip. Oh, lovely. Bit of ranch. Brilliant. And they do ranch a lot in the US, don't they? I mean, ranch, what is ranch? It's like a kind of tartar sauce, isn't it?

It's like a sort of sharp, sort of pickled kind of mayonnaise, isn't it? It's very... Yeah, it's stringent. It's like buttermilk mustard, isn't it? Right. very... it's yeah it's it's it's stringent. It's like buttermilk mustard isn't it? Right is it? Right okay. It's like a cooling mustard. It's like a cooling gel. Because you know in the US mustard is like very mild anyway. Hmm yeah they've... I love American mustard. I love watching Americans try Coleman's they're like When the Wi-Fi access to first came here she went down to my parents for like a barbecue I think it was it was a summer when she slathered the Coleman's on the hot She claims it didn't affect her but I trust me. I saw the I saw the eyes watering. I saw the nose stiffening

Is it it wasn't I Wasn't Kamala Harris' DP? District Attorney? No, jeez-oh. Assistant VP. He was saying that he was sort of putting together some absolutely atrocious tacos, white man tacos, and it just didn't have any flavouring at all. It was just like Kamala Harris is like, isn't like a mum Jamaican dad Indian or something. He's like you are disgusting. Put something on that. I didn't see that. That's so funny. He made some absolutely atrocious tacos and said that's how that's a white man's taco and it was just had nothing on it.

I'm just looking at it now. he says just ground beef and cheese. Ugh gross. Apparently it was a joke though. Oh right okay. Well look sorry for believing the Vice President when he says something. Oh sorry for truth being important in the highest level of American politics. Sorry for not keeping campaign promises. Yeah, I had some tacos the other day. Good. Aren't like, if you get hard shells, hard shell tacos, that's the lame choice. But I don't know why, because they're delicious. Like the hard shell is just...

Impossible to eat. It is impossible to eat, but you just get your finger, like the woman shell is just impossible to eat. It is impossible to eat but you just get your finger like the woman in the office just stick your finger in it and push it towards you push the filling towards you. Softshell tacos are surely the way. There's not you know yeah but the hard shell you get free crisp softshell it's just like more bread if you're not into bread softshell tacos are just not interested you I like I don't know what the proper Mexican little kind of we taco circles are all about but they've got some flavoring in them that I you never taste anywhere else what is that slightly bubblegummy kind of flavor that you get

in those tacos you know I mean it's every single culture, seemingly independent from each other is come up with a different variation on what is effectively the sandwich. Yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah, keeping it all together, I suppose. Cause I guess like it's presumably like, it was all just like workers and stuff cause they're just easily transportable

when you're kind of wrapped up in, in its own kind of little bag, I suppose. I mean, I guess, I guess like even like a pastry kind of like a steak bake is technically a sandwich isn't it? Yeah, at a coolish capacity they used to use them for the Mayaners didn't they? They wouldn't eat the bits of the crust would they? That wasn't the thing that they ate because their hands would get them dirty. You're eating that though, you're smashing your way all the way through that pastry aren't you big boy? Well it would just taste of something different wouldn't it? You'd have a little little um dead dinosaur kick to it. My um my mum sort of says she remembers her

her dad who was obviously a miner um in Wales uh coming home and he'd bring her home like a bunty or like a like a magazine but a magazine but you couldn't read the front covers because it was covered in coal and dust and dirt and stuff so let her down there in many ways. Is she still running up and down the stairs like a snake? Yeah I'm not one already spoken to already there's not been much news from the homestead. I keep on sending her. You've not been forgiven since you bought the mobility scooter right?

The mobility scooter yeah I keep on sending her trains that have reached their destination from Hartlepool to London because she keeps insisting that thanks to Mick Lynch none of the trains are running to London and I've proven time and time again that there's two trains direct from Hartlepool to London every single day without fail. They'll maybe be four minutes late, but who's on a time scale when you're 75? What's the response to this particular brand of warfare you're waiting on your own mother? Just called, opens like,

it's your niece Emma's birthday next week. Like, just ignoring, just ignoring it all. Have you remembered your niece's birthday? I'm continuing to remember it. I just need to get off my behind and get some bloody... Get something sent up, I suppose. What do you buy like a five-year-old girl? What are they like? I don't know.

I've got a one-year-old son and that's enough for me to think about. Well, one of them likes mermaids and one of them, and Emma does like little kind of, you know like diaries with locks on and stuff, like little kind of trinkety sort of things, like you know, little interesting little curios. Emma you're the man for trinkets. Well yeah but like, but you buy little diaries and stuff and you spend like you know a decent whack on them but they're smaller in stature and size than her sister's mermaid or Elsa from Frozen physically. Yeah I think you're overthinking it though. So therefore she you know she looks at this and says well that's

not worth as much as Elsa from Frozen because A it's sponsored by Elsa from Frozen and B it's large so there's a lot more, you know, a lot more, not more batteries you can stuff in the back. Ten batteries. Oh, don't even talk about ten batteries, my goodness me. Speaking of the son I have access to, he ate his way through an entire Margherita pizza last weekend. Just sitting in the centre, like folding it up on himself and just eating his way. His mum and me would just look at each other going, should we stop this? Which was margarita? Just cheese and potato? Yeah, kids pizza from a pub. But like, he's 15 months old.

It's meant for like a 7 year old. He just did the whole thing. That's alright. It's just cheese and bread innit? That's alright. And then the next morning he did the biggest poo I've ever seen. Right okay and a pint and a pint as well. Which is better than the alternative because I was thinking to myself, is he gonna make himself sick? Anyway Peter let's have a quick break when we come back we'll do our batteries for the week shall we because we've had some sent in by our listeners as usual and we've got to get through them mate. Okay then alright. It's time

for more Luke and Pete show because it's the second half of the show. And what happened on a Thursday? Well we talk about batteries. We talk about batteries. Have you got some batteries for us? You're doing it you know. Oh I'm doing it, sorry. You always do it.

You always do it. We've changed the policy on and now. I got distracted from Tom in Vancouver's email that had a picture of a dog. I was just looking at the dog I got distracted Tom lovely dog dear Luca Pete after my wife got home from a hike with an obscene number of mosquito bites and In agony I sprang into action and used it as an excuse to order a nifty new Gadget by the time I knew Electronic bug bite healer had arrived. She'd fully recovered from the bites but I did nonetheless try burning properties. Electronic bug bite healer? What the hell is that?

I think it is a very very small electric shock creator that just gives you a little... Weird. Yeah I think it's like it's like kind of you know like yeah, Raljex just gives you like or deep heat it doesn't actually deal with the pain it doesn't actually deal with receptors or anything it just distracts you from the pain so I think if you zap yourself on the bite with like an electrical sort of charge I think it just sort of distracts you for a bit and it stops itching quite so much I think that's the case. I've never heard of one before in my whole life. But yeah I tried it out my biteless skin and confirm it is hotter than the sun

anyway even if it doesn't end up working as intended, hopefully the batteries that came with it might stand a chance of being a new player. Have some golem power, dog in picture provided for ambience. I think Tom might have used a modern mobile phone to take this picture. And so knowing full well that the portrait mode that is used to take a picture of the battery still has enough information to reverse the slight Blurring of the dog Upsets me because I would very much like Tom to remove the blur on the dog so we can see the dog more

And even I wouldn't even mind seeing the batteries less to be honest, but golden power Alkaline is the one that he's gone for. I'm not I'm not hopeful to be honest No, congratulations Tom on being the 50 first person descending Golden Power. We've been going too long We'd rather see the dog We'd rather see the dog, it's as simple as that Oh dear, right Aaron evening looking Danny. Danny?

Donny? Jesus. Long time no see, first time emailer here. You've just been confused your own name. I'm looking at the dog again. Delete that dog. I've recently been attempting the painful task of reducing my Sky TV bill due to the absolutely ridiculous price hikes recently.

Part of this laborious task was to send back old Sky products but before I packed up the old Sky Cube Box and Sky Remote I had a brainwave and checked the battery that was inside the old remote. I only wanted to do this because I was listening to an old looking Pete Etch Show episode. I came across a lovely little Lannan alkaline battery, or Lainan alkaline battery, one that I've not heard of in previous episodes, so I'm absolutely certain I'll join the club as I've listened to every episode since you guys started the show. Keep the good work guys regards Aaron Goodwin and yeah, I mean a great

Hands lovely hairy leg great carpet and a smashing little swallow on the hand nice color on the leg as well Lovely color on the leg someone's been outside. Yes, and he'll be showing off those legs as he returns to the post office What message is Aaron sending there? He's getting the leg out for us. He's got the wedding ring very prominent, so I'm not available, lads. You might like the leg, but... You keep those thoughts, you know, those intrusive thoughts to yourself. I think the thoughts are OK.

I think the thoughts are fine. I don't know. I mean, I think... I don't please people's thoughts. If I want to touch, if I think I want to touch Aaron's leg, that's not. I would quite like I would love lovely. I don't have a lovely stroke of that leg I reckon yeah with the hair though to make it smooth with No with the hair in the bottom give a little ruffle Maybe trace my finger between the two moles that run on his knee

Yeah, nice to have a little fit bit on there showing that he's an active man as well. What a seductive photo this is! What a seductive photo! God, I'm horny right now. Aaron, is he going to complete? Is he going to edge us to joy? Is he going to give us a happy finish with an appearance in the Battery Daddy? Just stop.

Right, okay. New player, yes, confirms new player. Yes. Congratulations to you Aaron. You're the perfect, what a perfect email that was. Fantastic. The only thing missing actually was probably a dog. True.

Maybe he's got the dog in him and we'll find out when we make love. Definitely got a dog in him. He certainly has, showing his legs off like that. Right, Soren Lansloff, who we've heard from before. Soren Lansloff is... Soren is a politician in Denmark, isn't he? Correct, Danish political correspondent and official tallest listener. They did go on to say that the name is produced kinda like Sir Lancelot,

if the one speaking has just had four pints. Soren Lansloff. So, Soloth I guess. Yeah. Hi there gents, I'm taking a stab at the battery daddy. These Eneloop Lite batteries were found in a wireless landline phone in my office. I can't say much about them, except that they suck, or the phone does. Considering our phone looks like something from 1998, the batteries are probably fine. Eneloop Lite. You're not getting in with Eneloops, I'm afraid. Political correspondent or not? I think first of all Soren is six foot six and a half. Yeah. He's officially our tallest listener that we know of, I mean people are

welcome to put their claims in if they think they can beat that. So good on him, he's a very interesting listener for all the political stuff he gets up to in Denmark but he is not getting a, he has not achieved a new battery into the battery because this is the 12th time we've seen any loops I'm afraid yeah okay so I'm afraid you've fallen just short there Soren but thank you very much anyway yeah and and if we could continue to describe the scene in this photograph we've got some lovely kind of espadrilles I think action. Look how far away his feet are, that's why you know he's tall. Exactly. He looks like he's at the top of a mountain. Yeah he's like a little kind of cloud cover before you get to him. His friend as well or maybe

a cable car. He's sort of flexing trying to sort of brute force their way into the battery daddy but I'm sorry sorry and we are Hardcore, you know the score you ain't getting the battery daddy with those and the loop lights So yeah, we'll be back. So Pete rare to see a formation battery formation with three batteries there Yeah Yeah, especially for a remote control that you do you'd usually see a Triple is wouldn't you to plays that usually come in three formation these days. Never mind you. Yeah, interesting.

Anyway, alright then. One out of three this week then. One out of three, ain't bad. We always seem to do it though. We always seem to get one in, which is absolutely cracking. We always seem to somehow thumb in a softie, don't we? We do sometimes do that.

If you'd like to get in touch with us short and let us know about a battery you found in your Swedish or otherwise electronics, do let do that. If you'd like to get a touch with the show and let us know about a battery you found out, found in your Swedish or otherwise electronics, do let us know. It is helloatloukenpeachshow.com. It's the way to do it. We need pictures for crying out loud. And do make them as seductive as possible.

We do. And also Peter, if I may just cut in there, we'd love to see you at Football Ramble Live as well. FootballRambleLive.com. FootballRambleLive, all one word, dot com, to get your tickets for our show at the London Palladium on Friday 20th of September. Still a few tickets left, very competitively priced.

For the value out of the entertainment you're gonna get from that show, it's a steal. We'd love to see you down there. We'll have a beer with you afterwards as well. That's footballrambolive.com for your tickets to come and see us in our football ramble guys. Yeah, and there's probably loads of batteries backstage. There usually is. So I'll probably be...

Chuck them out into the audience. I'll be popping out a few batteries gently. I'll be rolling them down the gantry towards people's heads. Exactly. It's going to rain batteries is the finale. Yeah. Digging off people's glasses and smashing their phone screens. Alright, we'll be back on Monday. Look after yourselves.

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