The Luke and Pete Show - Who's going to tell Busta Rhymes?
Episode Date: October 7, 2021Happy Thursday! It's time for some more tales from the broadcasting front line, courtesy of our eponymous heroes. On this episode, we first take in what it's like to work in a non-traditional office, ...before Pete sings the praises of the humble rice cooker, and Luke runs the rule over haircut etiquette.We also take the time to double check that Pete wasn't mentioned in the Pandora Papers, hear about a listener who had his flip-flop stolen by an unlikely thief, and end on an evisceration of one of the world's most successful authors.Bring your dinner: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to the Luke and Pete Show. It is a Thursday, the 7th of October, lucky number
11. I'm Pete Donaldson, I'm joined by Mr. Luke Moore, and Luke, you are looking resplendent
with your lovely, freshly cut hair. You have a surprising amount of haircuts, I think.
My hair grows very fast.
Tidy hair, very tidy hair.
If I had to choose what on my body grows the fastest,
it would be my double chin followed by my hair.
My hair.
Maybe you could kind of just grow like a circular under chin beard
that starts from your hair,
like one big dreadlock that goes underneath your chin.
A chin strap?
Keeps it all in.
Yeah, like a chin strap.
Keeps it all in check.
I generally, I start as a book my next haircut
when I get my haircut, if that makes sense.
So I haven't got to worry about it.
And I bang it straight into the calendar while I'm there
and it just pops up in my calendar and I's go there yeah it's easy who was worrying
about that just go and walk in and go can i have an haircut where do you go because the problem is
the problem is i go to a place in west norwood which annoyingly where i live which annoyingly
now has become really fashionable and you can't fucking get a haircut now. You have to wait weeks. My hair grows so fast.
Salt Bae's hair emporium.
So I end up going to get my hair cut by Salt Bae and he sprinkles
all the hair
dry shampoo off his elbow.
Off his elbow.
Onto my hair and then every time he cuts
around the back he goes, wow.
In my ear.
And he's so short that he can't even reach the top bits
that's just like a no it's like your roof of hair um it's anyway i do i appreciate you saying that
i've had my hair cut 30 recently i normally get it cut every 10 to 12 weeks um i can remember and
pete this might have been in your time at well, at Capital Radio. The Capital Radio building in Leicester Square
had a load of different stations in it.
I'm sure it still does.
They're probably called completely different things now.
But one day I was there and Jay-Z was there, right?
Right.
Jay-Z was in there visiting Choice, I think,
which was the hip-hop and R&B station then.
I don't know what it's called now.
Anyway, Capital Extra I think it's called now. Anyway, Capital Extra, I think it's called now.
Whatever.
Capital Extra.
Jay-Z was there,
and I was leaving the same time
Jay-Z and all his people were leaving,
and I noticed that he had a hairdresser with him.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can understand.
I mean, he's Jay-Z, though, isn't he?
I quite like that. I quite liked it. Jay-Z, though, isn't he? I quite like that.
I quite liked it.
So it was like, is it hair and makeup or just hair?
I think, no, he was like a traditional-looking barber
with all the stuff in the bag.
And I've also heard...
Towel over the arm.
Yeah, I've also heard...
No, the reason I knew he was a hairdresser
is he kept asking Jay-Z where he was going on his holidays.
Yeah, something for the weekend.
And he had a big jar of barbicide he was spilling everywhere.
Yeah, like in a pint glass.
Yeah.
And I've also heard that, I haven't witnessed this one firsthand,
but I think I've seen it on telly and I've heard certainly a number of people say
that back in the day, Floyd Money Mayweather used to do the same.
So that's what I'm going for.
It's a natural progression.
At the moment, I'm on every 10 weeks weeks as i get richer and richer and more successful i'm going to keep
getting it done quicker and quicker and quicker till i get to the point where i don't leave the
house without a hairdresser with me yeah i think the i think you've got to remember the uh a lot
of like rappers and stuff they have and boxing professionals they have a lot of um they have a
massive entourage anyway you may as well have
some of that entourage actually having a fucking job to do instead of just hanging around surely
yeah can i can i also say that um this is quite a good story i don't know if i can say it but
you might have to bleep out the name maybe it'd be fine um it'd be fine yeah i when i once worked
at a record label um it was there was talk of big like swinging cuts
to budgets right
and I was sat in a meeting where they were
talking about how they had to cut back on different
budgets and there was lots of different things like you know
we're going to have to do this, we're going to have to do that
a few people are going to have to re-interview for their jobs
all that kind of stuff. You know you get the impression
like big companies
at any one moment some department
are re-interviewing for
their jobs because they're endlessly streamlining right that's what it feels like to me it's
certainly been the case in a lot of places i've worked i was this record label a big label uh
owned by a big company it was a major label and there was having this one of these meetings
and what broke out was one of the most bizarre um conversations i ever been party to. I wasn't in the conversation
because I was a lowly marketing assistant
or coordinator or something,
but I was in the room.
I was also in the room with about eight other people
as the lowliest person there, tea maker,
when there was an intimate listening session
of the second Scissor Sisters album
with the whole of the Scissor Sisters
and about four or five people at the record
label. I remember you saying
was Baby Daddy there? Was
Animatronic? They're all there. Jake Shears, I told you
he's one of the most handsome looking blokes I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah. It was a very intense experience.
Jake Shears. Yeah.
Anyway, that's another story. I've probably told that one before.
This was the same company, so I'm sure people who give a shit can probably
find out which one it was. So I was sat there
when they talked about this and someone said to someone else well i mean
someone's gonna have to tell buster rhymes about his entourage and there we go i was like what
he's like yeah i mean he's always bringing loads of people over whenever he comes but you can't
tell him we can't pay for that anymore and they both really didn't want to tell buster rhymes
that he couldn't bring all these people with him.
And I wish in some ways I was there on the follow-up conversation when one of them rang him or something and said, if you want to come over with all these people next time, you're going to have to pay for them yourself.
But I wasn't sadly part of that bit.
But that was the major concern for a handful of people in the room about Buster Rhymes' entourage.
So all I'm saying is these things are talked about
in the real world.
They have real world ramifications
for some people's budget lines.
I think that...
I mean, I'm not going to bleep that
because at the end of the day,
you sound the NDA, not us.
I don't think I saw anything.
I don't think they gave a shit back then.
No, I guess not, no.
But I bet Buster Rhymes, though,
he's got quite a hoarse voice at the best
of times he always sounds it sounds like he's either currently shouting or he's been shouting
he'd been to football or something yeah he always sounds quite gruff so i don't know whether you'd
know whether that man was upset or not it was it was it was well that's true i mean i guess maybe
he comes across as always being upset it was i mean without being too kind of name dropping about it and i'll try and keep it brief it was a really bizarre job
because you would i mean i mean people who haven't worked in that kind of line of work who are
listening i cannot stress this enough and we got used to a bit of capital radio where i was before
because it happened there as well um i would be sat at my desk right typing away in the in the
open plan bit of the office.
And the important people had offices all around the border, right?
So they had their own offices with glass fronts.
And I honestly remember sitting there, tapping away at my keyboard, usual shit,
looked up because I was vaguely aware of someone standing outside the office next to my desk.
And it was fucking Lenny Kravitz.
Right, yeah yeah it's just
weird that kind of stuff happens it happened the black-eyed peas were in at one point just knocking
about um i had a desk next to um singer songwriter james morrison less impressive but even so um and
it was quite a weird thing to get used to the um i think there's two parts to that. So you at the radio, you've got all those stories about Lenny Kravitz and stuff.
I remember at XFM, HardFi, all three of them,
using the same computer to Google some stuff,
which I thought was a humorous image.
But also, I guess on the record company level,
you talk about acts as entities rather than people so the very idea
that you would have to explain to buster rhymes that he had to um shore up his uh tidy up his
jake sheer his uh entourage a little bit is weird because you usually talk to him as a commodity
usually talk to him as a commodity as an entity rather than the man who
has a lot of friends who come over on a on business class flights i remember i remember um i'm not
going to say who this was because it's probably a bit unfair but i remember being in the meeting
as well where they were talking about how what would be really great for the promotion of a new
album by this particular artist would be for them to write a newspaper article about some kind of
issue and they were sitting there around saying well we can't fucking do that because the guy can't even write a sentence i mean it'll be i'll have to write it myself article about some kind of issue. And they would sit in there and say, well, we can't fucking do that
because the guy can't even write a sentence.
I mean, I'd have to write it myself
and he'd have to put his name to it and that would take me ages.
And it was quite weird
because you're used to seeing them as like legends
and you find some kind of trivia about them
which is quite negative or quite kind of weird
or whatever it may be.
And it's a bit strange.
I remember at Capital Radio,
we were also squeezing into a lift with the entirety of motley crew oh man i don't i think they might not smell nice i mind you they're quite
la aren't they so they probably smelled of nice massage oils my first feeling and i still remember
this now was oh there's a lot going on in here there's a lot going on none of them are carrying
anything but there's a lot going on i feel really claustrophobic even though i've been in this lift with this amount of people
before and it's been fine with these guys it feels quite claustrophobic uh it was obviously weird
anyway anyway anyway that's enough of that um i'm just making a note of all this stuff to see which
stuff we can say and which stuff we can't um i think that's all right i think oh it's fine
probably fine speaking of things that are probably which stuff we can say and which stuff we can't. I think that's all right. Oh, it's fine. Probably fine.
Speaking of things that are probably fine and we can talk about them,
have you checked your own name?
Have you done a name search check for you in the Pandora papers?
I haven't.
Are you one of the hundred billionaires?
There's just a lot of terabytes of data to download, to be honest.
I've got a very limited broadband connection.
It's going to take me all day to download,
and then I'm going to have to search all of the Peter Donaldsons
to see if I'm named, unfortunately.
I'm genuinely worried that some of my offshore investments
are going to be uncovered, to be quite frank.
I think the real news story is being missed here.
I think if you are a billionaire,
you are paying for a level of service
and you've been let down there.
Well, a lot of the...
With all the will in the world,
you are well within your rights
to ask for a refund on that service.
Oh, massively.
And what I like about these,
is it the Pandora Papers this time?
So the Panama Papers,
then there's one in the middle
and there's the Pandora Papers.
The Paradise was the one in the middle.
Yes, Paradise.
So a lot of the Pandora Papers are just are just people going yeah we're going to leave this
service why because of the panda because of the first set of panama papers and it's like that
conversation is in that fucking email so it's hilarious oh i feel i feel very sorry for the
caribbean nation of bermuda they weren't named as the Bermuda Papers. They get none of the press because it doesn't begin with a P.
So they changed it to Paradise Papers.
That is true.
That is true.
But I just worry about my investments.
I recently bought a rice cooker because coming off a holiday,
you always sort of look down at your stomach,
your tanned sunburned stomach,
and you sort of say,
that doesn't necessarily need to be there, does it? And you i'm gonna go on a bit of a diet i'm gonna eat rice instead
of potatoes which presumably might be just a little bit better for me but i bought a rice cooker
i'm currently looking on facebook marketplace in uh in benfleet and canvey island there's a set of
bagpipes for sale for 500 quid there's a bongoongo drum for 25 quid and also a very old coin.
This is the Pete Papers.
This really is.
I mean, there's just so much stuff here.
A Borson's head,
a sort of reproduction
of a Borson's smiling head from 1988.
They want 30 quid for that.
Some wonderful, wonderful,
aspirational price points.
You know, Jules Breach, our friend and colleague Jules Breach,
she absolutely swears by the rice cooker.
She says the first thing she buys when she moves to a new house
is a rice cooker.
Oh, you just have it bubbling away, making rice every day.
I don't think I've ever even seen one.
But you've got to get a good one.
You've got to get a good one. You've got to get a good one.
You can't just buy like a cheap $10 one
and just expect it to keep your rice in fine fettle all day.
I just want one that you stick on in the morning
and you've got rice for the rest of the day.
Tip it out in the evening, more rice in the morning.
Is that how it works?
Lovely.
Yeah, it just keeps it warm and it keeps it kind of fluffy and light.
Proper, like Japanese
rice cooked rice is
fucking yeah. At the risk of
alienating and even offending
the rice enthusiasts
among our listenership.
The only rice I ever really eat is just the stuff you get
in the microwave that you can do for two minutes.
And it's always bang on. Yeah, yeah.
No, it is always bang on. They do some wonderful work.
Similar principle as much. It's a box of steam really, yeah. No, it is always bang on. They do some wonderful work. Similar principle, I suppose.
It's just a box of steam, really, isn't it?
The rice is a little bit soggy.
You heat it up,
and it basically just steams the rice,
doesn't it, I suppose?
I can't remember the last time I cooked rice in a pan
because I just feel like the effort to reward ratio
is kind of skewed.
Only because it's just the proportions, isn't it?
Like the cup to rice thing is just quite confusing.
You still have to do a little bit of that with the rice cooker,
but it does it perfectly.
And it tests the moisture in the pan,
and it's like this slow cooker thing.
If you like congee,
a sort of rice porridge you can make
where you just heat it and heat it and heat it
until it's like this kind of ricey porridge.
That's beautiful.
That's wonderful.
You can make that in a rice cooker.
Oh, mate, I'm really looking forward to this rice cooker do you know what you just reminded me of um you've reminded
me of the fact that so i think even when i've cooked rice that's not been microwaved i've done
it in one of those bags in the water in the pan right yeah okay that's fair okay yeah so i mean
i'm not really a um an expert in any
way shape or form and maybe i just need look the beauty of this is you're never going to be busted
in some kind of pandora papers expose because your stuff's all out there your darkest secrets
are already out there mate you know it's a little tax deductible mate because i mentioned it on the
on here exactly all right donaldson look before we go to a break, I do want to say, because I mentioned on Monday that...
Okay.
I watched a couple of movies.
I watched The Many Saints of Newark.
Now, what is the...
Oh, is that the Tony Soprano thing?
The Sopranos prequel, yes.
Yes, okay.
Any good?
I only found out that...
Someone mentioned it to me.
I never really,
I never really considered it.
The reason it's called that title.
Why is it called that title?
Have you seen the Sopranos?
Yes.
So,
you know,
so basically Christopher Moltisanti is one of the main characters in the Sopranos,
right?
And the many saints of Newark is a prequel to The Sopranos
and it's basically the story of the Moltisanti family, right?
Right.
Moltisanti in Italian means many saints.
Yeah.
That's where it comes from.
And an absolute mind-blowing fact, Donaldson,
that you are going to absolutely love.
Do you know who plays the main character
in The Many Saints of Newark?
Is it Tony Soprano's son?
No, it isn't.
What?
Oh.
Right, okay.
Is it James Gandolfini's son then?
No, he's not the main part in it, mate.
He's not the main part?
The main part in it is Dickie Moltisanti
played by only the bastard guy from Goal,
Alessandro Nivola,
the guy who plays bloody Gavin Harris in Goal.
Gavin Harris in Goal.
That's sweet.
Because he eked out a little bit of a career,
didn't he, old Gavin Harris?
Well, he's got a fucking bigger one now.
My goodness me.
He's really good in it as well.
Does he play a
proper naughty
footballer
who talks like this
I didn't even know
it was him until
someone mentioned it
afterwards I didn't
make the connection
but I also
oh that's smashing
I thought it was a
brilliant movie
if you've
if you enjoy the
Sopranos
which I presume you do
if you've seen it
you should enjoy it
if you don't
please turn the show
off and never listen
to it ever again
it's a great prequel to that.
The end was brilliant. I'm not going to give any
spoilers away, but the final act of
that movie was bloody excellent.
I really, really enjoyed it.
Does he say, you fuck? You fuck?
That's all I remember from The Sopranos.
He was just saying, you fuck, all the time.
You've watched The US Office six times through
and you can't remember anything about The Sopranos.
I'm on my seventh, Luke.
We started it again.
It's an illness, but it's just, I think it's just,
it's a little comfort pillow, if indeed that is a thing,
that just gets you ready for sleep.
You watch 20-minute office, you're out like a light.
Love it.
But yeah, we're starting it again.
It's my seventh run through.
That's obscene.
Couldn't tell you anything about it because you know what my memory's like. Speaking of that, yeah, it's like watching again. My seventh run through. That's obscene. Couldn't tell you this thing about it
because you know what my memory's like.
Speaking of that,
yeah, it's like watching something
for the first time every time.
Speaking of that,
have you started watching Squid Game yet?
I haven't, no.
It's one of those ones where
we don't have enough time
to watch television together,
me and the partner I have access to.
And so I have even less time
to watch stuff by myself.
But it's just, Sarah saw the trailer the trailer went not for me the wifi i've access to in me i really enjoy it
we're watching it together it's brilliant i genuinely think it's really good i i always
get quite cynical about oh it's the most watched show on netflix everyone loves it it's brilliant
whatever because part of me just gets cynical and thinks oh yeah but they're just saying that i'm
fine it's always good though isn't it it's never terrible it's always fucking good honestly it's brilliant whatever because part of me just gets cynical and thinks oh yeah but they're just saying that i'm fine it's always good though isn't it it's never terrible it's always fucking good
honestly it's the latest in a long line of things from netflix i've really enjoyed um i don't know
how it's going to end i'm about five episodes in don't spoil me if you're listening to this now
i probably won't have finished it by the time this show comes out but it is very very good if
you're thinking about watching it but but you haven't partaken yet,
the nights are drawing in,
it's getting colder,
presumably if you're in the Northern Hemisphere,
so get stuck in.
It's well worth it.
Is it a spoiler to explain why it's called Squid Game?
No, because I think that makes it very clear
in the very opening montage of the first episode.
Right, okay.
Why is it called Squid Game then?
Oh, okay, sorry. I thought you were going to tell me um i think it's just based because it's based around um games that
children as far as i know i haven't seen the whole thing based about games that children played in in
south korea as kids and um and um and in the actual show i don't think it's a spoiler to say
that they um that's what they do in the show in the game so there's don't think it's a spoiler to say that that's what they do in the show, in the game.
There's one game that's very much like the British
What Time Is It, Mr. Wolf?
Yes, exactly that.
Something different.
They call it Red Light, Green Light, yeah.
I loved What Time Is It, Mr. Wolf, Luke.
I think that's one of my favourite games ever.
It's just the excitement, the freedom the Games Master has to influence the game,
the sheer panic, the rolled ankles, the screams, the Ferrari.
I love What Time Is It, Mr. Wolf?
Because it's the inevitability that it will end at some point
and it will be dinner time.
What happens at the end in the game?
So I don't mean in the show,
but in What Time Is It, Mr.. Wolf when you played it as a kid?
If you made it to Mr. Wolf, what happened?
Oh, I don't...
You know what?
I'm not sure.
Because nobody ever did,
because you'd know if someone was behind you, wouldn't you?
So yeah, I don't actually know.
Is it...
Yeah.
If someone knows what time Mr. Wolf ended
or any weird derivations, deviations that you played,
do let us know.
Hello at LukeandPeteShow.com.
All right, on that note, let's go to a break.
When we come back, we'll do some battery brands,
as is the tradition.
And we'll clear up this week's emails as well,
because there's a few more left to go.
So stick around and we'll see you in a minute.
It's the Luke and Pete Show.
Oh, wrapping up a little bit of admin. we can't talk about my holiday next week um luke have you ever read a
james patterson book i haven't no i don't think there's enough time in the day is there very very
very popular 600 million fortune he seems to write a book every five minutes um there was a there was
a there was a grubby little um paperback in the um in the in the in the pool library as I was relaxing.
And I sort of leafed through it, read the whole thing.
What a piece of shit.
You know, you just assume that people writing fiction are good because it's been published.
Because there's so many people who write stuff
and they have to self-publish or they can't get a publisher.
But this guy, if that's some of his better work,
or indeed even some of his worse work,
that is astonishingly bad stuff, Luke.
Just bad.
He was written by Alan Partridge.
He's incredible.
You and I differ on this, though, because i'm kind of just generally in favor of anyone who doesn't read
should be reading right right it's an amazing thing it gives you a lot of skills um a lot some
tangible some intangible um i genuinely i mean without being too earnest and and all this kind
of stuff there's nothing better to me than it and i like like it. So even when people read like Dan Brown books,
I'm not one of these people
who kind of roll their eyes on the tube
and go, what the fuck are you reading that for?
No.
I'm like, great, good for you.
The only thing I know about James Patterson,
there's two things I know.
One is that he wrote Kiss the Girls,
which was adapted into that Morgan Freeman film,
which I vaguely remember being okay,
but I can't remember too much about it.
He's like a thriller writer, right?
Yeah, and he writes a lot with other people.
He writes with like police detectives. He's just wrote a book with bill clinton i think not
not that long ago which is about the president being kidnapped or something and it's i just
i'm just astonished if you look at if you look at james patterson's bibliography right
he's probably extensive yeah he's probably gonna to have written over 500 books right but i
think i think i think some of them were written by ai because the one i read was possibly written
by ai logic and common sense would dictate that he's not going to have written all those because
it's impossible right it's like when you see romesh ranganathan on tv right i've got no problem
with him i don't
know him i'm sure he's great um and he's lovely i'm sure he's a lovely fella but if he's doing
10 shows at once which he always seems to be doing don't be surprised if at least a handful
of them are shit because he's not got the time to do them right he's just doing them it's just
like a production line it'll be the same with this the other fact i would say that i know about
james patterson which i think is really actually a feather in his cap is i'm pretty sure he funded financed
and exec produced all that stuff that documentary for example about jeffrey epstein which eventually
ended up with all the stuff that ended up with because i think he was a resident of the same
town that jeffrey epstein lived in right as he was in the vanguard of bringing all that stuff to light
and bringing him to justice, I think.
So Patterson is very community and charitably minded.
He set up so many foundations about...
And I only read up on him because I was astonished
about how weak-sauced the book was.
I was just surprised, that's all.
Look,
if anyone's a Pat Patterson,
a big fan of Pat Pat's,
can you email in?
Let me know what the best book is.
And then I can read that and not be quite so astonished at where that's,
you know,
how weird that was.
I think you're right.
Cause also he was also really poor in those Twilight films.
Let's go to emails.
Hello at LukeandPeach.com.
Oh, no, we've got to do batteries first.
We've got to do batteries.
Batteries, please.
Are you in the position to be able to do the search, mate?
Yes, I think I am.
You should be able to because you just logged me out of the email,
so you better be able to be.
I didn't, mate.
Someone did.
Oh, Trubbett Mill.
Is there a ghost in our house?
You ready? Yes yes come on down dominic blocks him um he's sent in and i'm pretty sure i know the answer to this and you might not even need to search but young
dominic hello to you friend of the show now because you've got in touch and got on the show
our friend dominic has sent in some pear deer batteries now i'm pretty sure oh my mate now old-fashioned get fucked is that
what you're saying it's pear deer one word or two words one word one word in it some people have
actually written uh them as two words we've had those one two three four five like over 20 times
i'm so sorry you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself. Next up. Sorry, Dominic. Thomas Monk.
Great name.
Tommy Monk.
Monkey.
Monkey.
Monko.
He's sent in some Warriors.
I think we may have had Warriors quite early on, you know.
Warriors.
Yeah.
Quite a lot of those.
But Warriors, quite a popular.
Paul Williams got in touch
not sure if they've
yet featured on the show
yes they have
Terracotta Warriors
that is un
the ultimate warrior
yeah
probably not as
not as many as
Pear Dears
but enough
enough
yeah okay
and
shout out to Luke
who sent in some Raymax
they're not new players
shout out to in our shadow who sent inmax. They're not new players. Shout out to In Our Shadow who sent in Nan Feng.
They're not real new players either.
Striking out this week.
Yeah, it's not much new material coming in.
So do keep sending your suggestions in.
But sadly, so far, no new players this week.
Maybe next week will be different.
All right, let's do some emails.
Peter, do you want to do one
or do you want me to do one?
You stick one in the ear hole, please.
I want to do one
because I think you'll like this one.
This is from Ben.
He says, hi guys,
this will be my third,
maybe fourth submission.
So maybe this one will make the cut.
I was staying in a lodge in,
I think that's pronounced Fifi in Thailand
when I awoke to the sound of
banging on the window. I assumed
it was the owner of the establishment and that I'd
overslept, which was a regular occurrence on my trip.
Imagine my surprise
when I saw a gibbon outside
the window holding one of my flip-flops.
The gibbon
continued to bang on the window until I got up
to open the door,
at which point he scarpered into the jungle with my flip-flop.
Not only did he steal it,
he just wanted me to know that he had seen it and stolen it.
Absolute cretin, Ben.
I thought you'd like that one, Peter.
Is it fair to say that that is so far up my street it's opened a corner shop?
Because that is just something else.
Just wanted you to know.
I love that.
Oi! Oi! I've got you. Oi!
Cunt, wake up. I've got this. See ya.
Bye. To be fair to him, I think the gibbon wanted to say
if I don't do this, you're going to
wake up, one of your flip-flops is going to be missing and you'll just
never know. And there's the closure.
You won't have the closure.
You just sort of worry that there's a lot of things
that gibbons have stolen. People didn't know it was a gibbon
and they went absolutely astonished and surprised and enchanted
by the very image of a Gibbon running around with something that they owned.
It would have been incredible.
I would love to see it.
I can't think of a single thing in this room or my house
that I wouldn't be delighted by a Gibbon stealing.
And I include money, wallets, mobile phone,
they can have it.
Just take it.
The gibbon community
don't even operate
a currency,
so I mean,
nothing to do with the money.
I mean,
the thing that annoys me
about this is the double standards
because when I get home
to my house in West Norwood
at two in the morning
and wake up the wife
I have access to
because a gibbon
has stolen my keys,
no one believes me.
That is true though.
You do drink a lot
of Orangy Boom which is known to
make people hallucinate
anyway I don't think
there's any better way
to end the show
this week than that
so thank you very much
to everyone listening
thank you particularly
to Ben
whose name is
Ben White apparently
so I'm hoping
he's the Arsenal
centre back
who had a Gibbon
Steelers flip flops
I suspect not though
thank you if you have
got in touch with us
this week
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We'll be back on Monday for more of this.
Pete, it's been a pleasure.
I take it there's been no reply on the walkie-talkie
across the week since Monday?
Nothing. No, nothing.
Nothing. We live in hope. Maybe I'll
try 7. 7?
Channel 7? Yeah.
Keep a watching brief on it.
I'll keep a watching brief. Alright, and we'll see you next time.
Thank you very much and stay safe. Look after yourself
and each other. And Pete, as I told you on Monday,
take care.